Search Party

Search Party is the thirty-third episode of SBFW Quest. It aired on February 10, 2020, and is written by FireMatch.

Transcript
Matchy: So we need to find out who he's working for. And I think I have an idea on how to do that.

Crazy: How?

Matchy: We search everywhere.

Purple: Matchy that's a terrible idea. We could get lost!

Matchy: Then let’s split up. Purple, go west. Crazy, go east. Squidnerd, go south. Polar, go north. And me? Uhh… I didn't exactly think this through.

Polar: I could tell.

Matchy: If any of you guys find anything, you are to report it back here, okay?

Everyone: Okay.

Matchy: Good. Now let's get searching.

(Crazy bumps into a tree)

Matchy: Crazy, what the hell was that?

Crazy: I lost my glasses.

Matchy: You don’t even wear glasses!

Crazy: Oh yeah.

Squidnerd: Hey I think I found something.

Matchy: Lemme see. (inspects the piece of metal Squidnerd found) Interesting. It looks like… just a scrap of metal you found.

Squidnerd: But it has to mean something.

Matchy: I’ll keep it for now. It might come into use later.

(At the Fandom building)

Member 1: So, anyone bring anything interesting to tell?

Member 4: I choked on a fly yesterday,

Member 1: Good, good.

(silence)

Jasbre: Something tells me someone is coming for us. My spidey senses are tingling.

Member 3: What?

Jasbre: I gotta check on something real quick. (he exits the building)

Member 4: What’s gotten into him.

Member 2: The flu? I dunno.

(Jasbre is running to hunt down the Fanonland group looking for him)

Matchy: So anyway, I started mining- (he hears a sound in the bushes)

Crazy: What was that?

Matchy: No idea.

Jasbre: (to himself) Good, they didn’t notice me. Time to set up some traps.

(Jasbre sets up multiple traps, including the classic box trap, a mouse trap, and a rope trap)

Jasbre: Hehehe, they’ll never get past these. Oh, there they are! (he hides)

Polar: Yeah, being in that prison really scarred me- (she sees a box trap) Trap!

Matchy: Trap where?

Polar: Right here. I think someone is onto us!

Jasbre: (to himself) Damn it!

Matchy: Let’s just ignore it.

(they see a mouse trap)

Crazy: Oh boy, cheese! (gets his hand stuck in the mousetrap) AHHHHH!

Jasbre: (snickers) At least that one worked.

Matchy: Crazy, why did you do that?

Crazy: Cheese.

Jasbre: Come on, why can’t you guys fall for my traps?!

Everyone else: Get him!

Jasbre: No, wait! (they start running after him, and a wild goose- er, duck chase occurs)

Matchy: Give up!

Jasbre: Not a chance- (he runs into a tree just like Crazy did)

Crazy: Did he just imitate me?

Matchy: No idea.

Jasbre: I hate you, tree… (passes out)

Matchy: Let’s see what he has in his pockets. (the gang searches his pockets and find nothing)

Jasbre: (waking up) Uh why are you searching my pockets? You do realize I have absolutely nothing in there, right?

Crazy: o.

Jasbre: Now stop trying to figure me out! Hey, what’s that metal thingy?

Matchy: We have no idea, but it’s really sharp- (Jasbre takes it from them)

Jasbre: Suckers. (he knocks everyone out by hitting them with the metal)

(Back at the Fandom building)

Jasbre: Got any 7’s?

Member 4: Go fish.

Member 2: Why couldn’t we play hangman instead?