The Leaky Patty

French Narrator: Ahh, what a beautiful day. The Sun is shining, clams are singing, and there are new users on the wiki...wait, what was that last one?

 

(Theme Song plays)

 

SpongeBob: Good Morning Gary!

 

Gary: Meow.

 

SpongeBob: Time to...skip eating and go straight on the wiki!

 

CrazySponge: (Breaking the 4th wall) HEY! That’s what I do!

 

SpongeBob: Anyway...let’s see what’s new!

 

(SpongeBob logs into the wiki and Discord.)

 

SpongeBot: hey spongebob

 

FryCookDaBest: Heyo!

 

Matchy: Did you hear that several new users joined last night?

 

FryCookDaBest: wait wut

 

(It zooms out to be an episode of Wait Wut)

 

PolarTem: So...what do you guys think?

 

(We see several comments)

 

CrazySponge: wait wut movie when

 

InternetExploring: It’s ok, not the best, but, good.

 

DedodatedWumbo: i don’t get it

 

Purple133: HOW MANY DAMN TIMES ARE YOU GUYS GONNA USE THIS JOKE

 

PolarTem: idk

 

FryCookDaBest: I never knew there was a series like this. Pretty funny by you taking a real life thing and making a joke of it.

 

(The new users see the comment by SpongeBob, and talk about it in the Wiki chatroom.)

 

GenericSpongeName44: Did you guys see that!

 

RockSTAR89: see what

 

TheSplinterwasGood: THAT COMMENT!

 

Season10Stinks: By doing some research on this wiki, I found out that this is the REAL SPONGEBOB!

 

Sweetexas05: Ya think we could leak the krabby Patty?

 

RockSTAR89: huh?

 

TheSplinterwasGood: i’ve always wanted to try the krabby patty

 

Season10Stinks: what if people think i’m plankton tho

 

Sweetexas05: eh

 

GenericSpongeName44: But how could we leak it?!

 

Sweetexas05: We trick him.

 

RockSTAR89: what da plan

 

Sweetexas05: Rock, i’m 99% sure your underage.

 

RockSTAR89: says the person with “05” in their name

 

Sweetexas05: so?

 

RockSTAR89: as in “2005”?

 

Sweetexas05: i dont follow...

 

GenericSpongeName44: Hello?!

 

Sweetexas05: what

 

TheSplinterwasGood: WHAT’S THE PLAN

 

Sweetexas05: oh yeah, that

 

FryCookDaBest has joined the Krusty Krab

 

Season10Stinks: dang it, we’ll have to discuss this in a group dm on discord.

 

(Season10Stinks is Blasting Off Again!)

 

(RockSTAR89 is Blasting Off Again!)

 

{TheSplinterwasGood is Blasting Off Again!)

 

(GenericSpongeName44 is Blasting Off Again!)

 

(Sweetexas05 is Blasting Off Again!)

 

FryCookDaBest: Where did everyone go?

 

(Cut to that discord dm they talked about)

 

Sweetexas05: Ok guys, I’m wondering, if SpongeBob is on this wiki, are his friends too?

 

RockSTAR89: uh yee

 

GenericSpongeName44: I saw some edits made by them this morning.

 

TheSplinterwasGood: I think I saw Plankton’s account too.

 

Sweetexas05: Yes! He’s what we need! Season10Stinks, go ask Plankton to go help us with this.

 

Season10Stinks: oh boy. I’ll try my best.

 

(In Plankton’s DM in Discord)

 

Season10Stinks: hey uh, you wanna help me and some other new users leak the secret formula from SpongeBob?

 

Plankton: I would, but I’d be blocked. And I enjoy writing fanfics of me destroying Krabs. I don’t wanna lose that. Wish you luck!

 

(Back in the group DM)

 

Season10stinks: he can’t help us

 

Sweetexas05: Aw shucks.

 

GenericSpongeName44: Then we’ll do it ourselves!

 

(One day later)

 

BREAKING NEWS: Several new users tried to leak the secret formula from FryCookDaBest, but luckily DeodatedWumbo was able to block them just in time.

 

FryCookDaBest: How’d you do it Pat?

 

DeodatedWumbo: It was an accident.

 

PolarTem: Curses! Now even more people like Patrick as admin. I’ll have to make a better plan. Heh-heh.

 

CrazySponge: Polar! I know that you’re not real, but I missed you!

 

PolarTem: What-

 

CrazySponge: I released the episode.

 

Polar: Cool. Ok bye.

 

(end)