Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-11539687-20130719034610/@comment-11539687-20130719153129

The hungry cat ate the mouse that failed its endeavor to scramble for food in a kitchen owned by Tim R. Smittel, a famous but fictional doctor in the suburbs of Totally Legit City. Then the cat made Tim R. Smittel scared by shoving the dead mouse in Tim's face, so Tim told the cat to get out and it smacked Tim.