Musical

Transcript
(Episode opens around the table with dramatic music)

Steve: Oh hey, that’s back.

EB: Yeah. So it was. 2 - 0 vote this time around.

Hoopla: HOOPLA! Just get to the point!

EB: Hoopla, you have been evicted.

Hoopla: I just had to ask. Can we like get a second, more dramatic HOOPLA! take of this?

EB: (points to the door) nope.

(Hoopla walks out onto the stage)

Steve: Okay so now there’s seven of you, no twists whatsoever.

EB: Except for the twist of course.

Steve: What is it with you and the twists this season?

EB: No clue. So today, we’re splitting you guys into two teams. One team of four, and one team of three with an advantage.

Poopla: Oh poop!

Squilliam: That’s something I didn’t miss.

Poopla: What was that?

Steve: Okay for teams I’m going to randomly select names from a hat and totally not rig it to put certain people together to get more drama for more views.

EB: Good idea.

Steve: On team one, we have Squilliam, Amaya, and Poopla. On team two, we have Granite, Squidina, Bob Ross, and Plankton.

Plankton: What’s the challenge?

EB: For today’s challenge, you will have to write a song and play instruments. Whichever team impresses us more wins. Go!

Amaya: Hey, hey, hey, what about our advantage?

EB: Oh yeah, you guys get a fishing line.

Squilliam: Sometimes, I really dislike you.

EB: Sometimes, I know.

(Camera cuts to team two in a room with instruments)

Plankton: I was part of a band once. What if we do a song that starts out with an epic guitar solo, and then we have a saxophone and piano join in?

Bob Ross: I love it. I also play saxophone.

Granite: Of course you do.

Squidina: Hey, I play piano. So Plankton what will you do?

Plankton: Play guitar. By process of elimination, Granite, you get to sing lead.

Granite: Why?

Plankton: Because I said so. So DO IT!

Granite: Okay.

(Meanwhile, team one is struggling because Squilliam and Poopla are fighting)

Poopla: WHY DON’T YOU ACTUALLY GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND DO SOMETHING SQUILLIAM?!

Squilliam: Because, YOU SAID YOU’RE IN CHARGE!

Amaya: How about both of you shut up before I shove this trumpet so far up your ass, every time you breathe music will be made.

(Squilliam and Poopla stop fighting as Amaya brainstorms)

Amaya: Good boys. Now I’ll play bass, Squilliam can play trumpet, and Poopla can play lead guitar and sing.

Poopla: I don’t sing.

Amaya: You do now.

(Three hours and twenty-two minutes later)

EB: Y’all get over here, it’s time to see who will win.

Bob Ross: We’ll go first.

(Plankton starts with an epic guitar solo, and the performance turns into Epic Sax Guy. EB and Steve clap when it’s done)

Granite: I didn’t even have to sing, I just had to dance!

EB: That was great. Good job. Now, team one can go.

(Amaya gets on stage and plays a great bass part, but Poopla fails at his singing part)

Steve: We have a clear winner. Team two! So now, we have to decide who the nominator will be.

EB: How about Plankton because of that epic solo?

Steve: I can get behind that.

(Later)

Plankton: So my nominations are Amaya and Granite. I am threatened by them both, that will be all.

Steve: Alrighty then, viewers now go vote out either Amaya or Granite!