Patrick Divorces A Lamp

Patrick Divorces A Lamp is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Patrick takes the lamp home.)

Patrick: Oh, this is going to be a great honeymoon!

(Patrick turns on the light and realizes that he just pulled the cord of another lamp.)

Patrick: It's just a friend, I swear!

(Patrick's wife says nothing.)

Patrick: Don't give me that look! I can't help who I hang around with!

(Patrick's wife says nothing.)

Patrick: Oh, so you're going to give me the silent treatment now? I've had this night lamp since I was a child, and I respect it a lot more than I'm respecting you right now!

(Patrick throws his wife into the street.)

Patrick: This marriage is over! Don't both to ask for your things, because you don't have any.

Lamp: Harsh, dawg.

(What a twist!)