User blog:Calaz/Calaz Reviews S1E14: "One Coarse Meal"

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well, heres the review:

“Man, what does it take to get RUN OVER around here????” - Plankton In Misery

This episode... I mean THIS episode... I mean THIS EPISODE… I mean THS FUQING episode!! I mean, Mr Krabs driving Plankton the suicide and then being HAPPY about it? Thats absolutly FUQING HORRIBLE WRITING!

So this episode starts off with just a normal Mr Krabs-Plankton fight, always happens. Plankton loses, Mr Krabs wins, Mr Krabs gets all the money, blah blah blah. but something weird happens…

It turns out that plankton is scared of whales. Now that's reasonable. Plankton is small, Pearl is big, but something even more weirder happens…

Mr Krabs wants to PAY pearl with FAKE MONEY to scare of Plankton when he tries to steal the secret formula.

Now that's unusual in itself but Peral drawbacks the idea, which leads to Mr. Krabs dressing up as Pearl.

WHAT THE FUQ?

I don’t even wanna watch this anymore. This is gonna be bad, i know it.

And sure enough, it is.

After plankton has a Nightmare and he starts getting old (for some reason) he decides that the best wait for him to spend his life is to stop it. he puts himself in the middle of the road just so we can get run over by a bus, put spongebob tries to convince him to stop. Good for you Spongebob. Seriously, if someone's going into deep depression, PLEASE, PLEASE look at the bright side of your life.

You know what's even worse Mr Krabs ENCOURAGES it. WHAT THE FU-

Plankton eventually figures out that Mr. Krabs was playing Pearl the whole entire time. He gets extremely frustrated, and goes mad dog on Mr. Krabs. Hey I respect that. NEVER drive someone to suicide.

0.6/10

But you know what the ending is?

A pack of whales chasing him.

Yeah.

BEST ENDIN TEN OUTA TEN LOL GOOD BI BI!!!

okay really, let's spin the wheel

[Calaz spins the wheel and lands it on Patrick: The Game]

THAT EPISODE WILL BE DAMN BETTER THAN THIS ONE.

BTW This was dedicated to my friend Andrew, who's going into some really tough times right now and i’ve been helping him threw the whole way.