User blog:PolarTem/Polar Inc. Direct Mini 31.01.18

Hello, and welcome to the Polar Inc. Direct Mini for the date January 31st 2018. And, by mini, we mean mini...

Nintendo Switch Mini
INTRODUCING: THE NINTENDO SWITCH mini! You read that right, folks! Want to buy a Switch for a discounted price? Well, look no further! This edition of the Switch is just a bit bigger than the top half (not screen, you imbecile) of a regular New 3DS XL. This version of the Switch is actually quite ironic, as IT CAN'T SWITCH! Basically, this version of the Switch only plays games in handheld mode and the Mini Joy-Cons (or as they should be called this time 'round, buttons) don't attach! Don't worry, you can connect your own Joy-Cons, however, if you wish to play multiplayer outside of local play or play a game that requires a de-ttached joy-cons such as SBFW Go! Groove, releasing this Friday (though, the screen is smaller so...). But, if you have the money, why go mini, when you can go 4K?

Nintendo Switch 4K
INTRODUCING: THE NINTENDO SWITCH 4K! Play games in 4K! This is thanks to our partnership with SpongeBotted Inc.! And, if you'd maybe like to get a little more virtual, stay tuned...

Temmie Central All Stars Racing DX
Just a little teaser for what's to come. Temmie Central All Stars Racing DX introduces an all-new campaign mode which is sure to keep the action coming, alongside your favourite classic modes! Rescue racers from the clutches of an unknown threat who wants to harness your speed and power to take over Bikini Bottom! Play a variety of levels, ranging from classic races to 3D platforming like you've never seen it before! And, speaking of 'never seen it before'...

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