Squidward Asks who Joe is

Squidward Asks who Joe is is the second episode of Squidward's Life in Coralopolis. In This episode, Squidward wants to sit down for a while and relax, but then he meets another Octopus named DontAskWhoJoeIs. But Squidward Asks anyway...

Transcript
(The Second episode starts out with Squidward walking around Coralopolis. He is Nervous and having second thoughts about moving in.) (As mentioned in the Pilot.)

Squidward: I'm not so sure about this. I've noticed so many negative things in this town so far...

Squidward: I think i'll go to the park and relax.

(And Squidward goes to the Park. he sits down on a Bench.)

Squidward: The Benches here are comfier than I Thought!

Squidward: Huh? (Notices another Squid sitting on the Bench with him) Oh! Uh..hi.

DontAskWhoJoeIs: Hi. My name is DontAskWhoJoeIs. But you can call me Not Joe.

Squidward: Hello, Not Joe.

Squidward: Hey by the way, Is the DontAskWhoJoeIs just a name you made up? Besides, Who is Joe Anyway?

DontAskWhoJoeIs: ...

DontAskWhoJoeIs: Really, dude? You-you think I Don't even MIND ???

DontAskWhoJoeIs: LOOK AT IT IN MY NAME, DUDE!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU"RE TALKING TO???

Squidward: Okay, okay, geez! I won't ask again, okay? There! everything's solved.

DontAskWhoJoeIs: EVERYTHING IS NOT SOLVED!!!!! DO I HAVE TO REPORT YOU????

Squidward: YEAH, FINE YOU JERK REPORT ME!!!!

DontAskWhoJoeIs: ALRIGHT I WILL!!!!!!!!

(The two march away in anger. Suddenly, Squidward Realizes something.)

Squidward: Wait... WHAT DID I JUST LET THAT GUY DO????

(Episode ends with Credits)