Magnum Malty

I came here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass! —Magnum Malty

Magnum Malty (born February 8, 1962) is one of the minor characters in the Nicktoons show SpongeBob SquarePants. He is the Chief of Bikini Bottom Police Department and has been since the year 1999. He was first seen in the episode Kill Phil, as one of the policemen at the prison. He is 50 and is still going at fighting crime. He is also seen in the episode Squidface as one of the policemen at Squidward's house. He is heterosexual and has been married since 1986, but his wife was murdered anonymously. Her name is never mentioned, but he might not feel right talking about it since she's no longer with him.

Quotes

 * "I came here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass!"
 * "Make life take the lemons back!"
 * "Damn right!"
 * "Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you’ve lost. We'll patch you up in a little cardboard box and ship you off to Africa."
 * "Tonight, we dine in hell. And tommorow, we dine in McDonalds cause I'm loose with my pockets."
 * "Tommorow never dies, mate."
 * "From Russia! With glove!"
 * "I don't know who you are and I don't know what you want, but if you don't get your hands off me now! I will kill you!"
 * "Restecp?"
 * "You may be a loose cannon, but you sure are a damn good cop!"
 * "I'll be back..."
 * "What, the... hell?"
 * "Get to the, too late."
 * "Do you believe in magic? Then taste the rainbow, motherf**ker!"

Trivia

 * Magnum Malty's first appearance was in the episode Kill Phil.
 * He makes a few references to movies such as Armageddon, Die Hard, James Bond and They Live.
 * He is mentioned in a few episodes, such as Just One Bite.
 * His middle-name is rumoured to be Louis.