A Diary Of A Wimpy SpongeBob

Monday
When i went to the boom store yesterday i saw this book, so i got it and now i am writing about my life. First off my best friend Patrick is going on vacation until Sunday and i want him to be safe so he does not have to go to the hospital.

Tuesday
When i woke up today i went to work, and today the store was packed with customers, so i came to Mr. Krabs to see what was going on, he said something that changed my life, he said he replaced Krabby Pattys with Krusty Dogs¹. i begged him to put KP back on but he won't budge

Wednesday
So after that KP fiasco i decided to play with Squidward, but he did not want to play, so i just played hide n' seek with Gary, that snail is slow but is a master at Hide n' Seek.