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Now this is the story all about how,

my life just flip turned upside down,

I thought Squiddy’s madness was crazy,

But Gillary’s loose, I was so lazy!

A few days ago I went to the polling place

To get a Bernie sticker for my future license plate.

Now I know I’m in his cool,

So see my story on the inside, you fool!