User blog:SimonAnderson23/Let's Read: Back In The Day Pilot

Suds asked me to do this so I will! Gold Medal for Most Descriptive and Original Title Of The Year goes to..... I can't wait for those people to say "AAAAAA Trix is not healthy for you!" And then they change it to a generic healthy cereal. ​I'm sorry, but how is that an incident? Wait, I thought this was about Led Zeppelin! Who's Zed Leppelin? ​I bet they already know, SpongeBob. ​That random male fish is right, you know. Krabby Road Recording Studio? I guess it's owned by Mr. Krabs or something because of the name? I would've thought it was closer! Why would they let someone in they've never even heard of? I was right, SpongeBob. How could you explode out of humiliation? ​Stuff like listening to Zed Leppelin?
 * Pilot!
 * SpongeBob: Ahhh, nothin's better than a good ol' bowl of Trix.
 * Patrick: I'm still sad about the incidents that have happened.
 * SpongeBob: What incidents?
 * Patrick: I can still hear them taunting.
 * SpongeBob: What!
 * Patrick: JUST LET THE RABBIT HAVE SOME, YOU GREEDY KIDS!
 * SpongeBob: Oh, I see.
 * [Sandy runs through the door]
 * Sandy: Hey, guys!
 * SpongeBob & Patrick: Hey!
 * Sandy: There is this really cool band I found, it's called "Zed Leppelin" or something.
 * Patrick: Oh, I think i've heard of them, their singer is "Fishbert Plant", right?
 * Sandy: Check out their music, it's awesome!
 * [Sandy plays "Since I've Been Loving You"]
 * Patrick: Eh, they aren't bad.
 * SpongeBob: OH MY NEPTUNE! I HAVE TO LET THE WORLD KNOW ABOUT THIS!
 * Patrick: [whispers in Sandy's ear] Get me some ibuprofin, i'm gonna be needing it with this kid.
 * SpongeBob: WOOHOO! [goes outside]
 * SpongeBob: I need to tell people about them! HEY, GUYS. THEIR ARE SOME GUYS CALLED "ZED LEPPELIN" THAT YOU ALL NEED TO HEAR!!!!
 * Random Male Fish: SHUT UP, YOU ARE CAUSING A SCENE!
 * SpongeBob: Aw, whatever. I'll go to Krabby Road Recording Studio and tell them about these guys.
 * French Narrarator: [two hours later]
 * SpongeBob: Ugh, Ahhhhh. Finally there.
 * Record Producer: Hey, what's your name?
 * SpongeBob: um, SpongeBob.
 * Record Producer: I'm guessing you'd wanna come in?
 * SpongeBob: Yes, I do.
 * Record Producer: Come on in, we've produced many of hits! Like, The Fish Album, and Refisher.
 * SpongeBob: I'm here to show you this [hands tape of "Zed Leppelin"]
 * Record Producer: Hmmm, these guys'll make the cut.
 * SpongeBob: You haven't listened to the tape yet.
 * Record Producer: I didn't have to. They had hits flyin' out for two years. Everybody knows about them.
 * SpongeBob: Oh......
 * [Patrick closes book] And that, my friends was the day SpongeBob exploded of humiliation.
 * SpongeBob: What the heck are you doing over there?
 * Patrick: Ugh, nothing, I gotta do some, uh, stuff. [runs out of SpongeBob's pineapple]

Next time on Let's Read we'll actually get back to the list and read Screams hopefully!