User blog:PolarTem/SBFW Go! - Dying Hard - Teaser

In the brand new SBFW Go!, things are getting HOT!

Polar: HICKORY DICKORY DOCK!

Matchy: Damn, she’s hot.

Polar: Yeah, and she’s mine, so don’t even think about it!

Jasbre: Not if I win her first! (Travis comes down)

Travis: Uh, why’s there an angel upstairs?

Jasbre: I dunno. She’s bit too hot for a SpongeBob wiki, don’t ya think?

And things are getting LOST!

Jake: DID YOU, OR DID YOU NOT STEAL MY DIE HARD LASERDISCS? CONFESS OR I’M UNINSTALLING MINECRAFT FROM THE WRITING ROOM!

Timmy: (screaming) NO! NO!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake: And you wouldn’t want me to hurt your precious Fortnite!

Timmy: It’s called Fortnite: Battl-

Jake: I’LL BATTLE YOU-ALE IN A MINUTE!

And things are also getting...

Plankton: PENIS!?

Travis: Fine, we’ll serve grand canyons instead.

THIS CERTAINLY IS AN EPISODE THAT CANNOT BE MISSED

Jake: YOU STOLE MY ULTRA RARE, LIMITED EDITION, DIE HARD LASERDISCS!

Polar: Well, that sounds very limited, eh?

SpongeBot: At least I’m not the only one with a laserdick.

Lock: SpongeBot has a dick?

Matchy: That shoots lasers?

Polar: (proud) And it’s extendable!

CATCH IT FIRST ON STV3