David's Special Sauce

David's Special Sauce is the first episode of the second season of Even Moar Raw!. In this episode, Plankton goes to "the ghetto" after the Health Department closed his house/Chum Bucket. However, Plankton quickly enjoys life in poverty due to a bartender named David and his cunning tricks, in which he calls his style his "special sauce".

Transcript
"What the hell is wrong with y'all?" Plankton screamed at the officials.

"Last night, a stout crab told us to ban chum, and in exchanging us krabby patties, we complied," the officials responded.

"But it's not a law...you're corrupt!" Plankton replied, unsatisfied with the answer.

"Well you know what else ain't a law, reporting people who are under 13 on Wikia!" the official retorted.

"TELL THAT TO TYCE! As an honest young man, I-," Plankton said as he got kicked out, "well thanks a lot, you corrupt staff! I bet Tyce tipped you off!".

Plankton paused. "Pretty damn great. S#UCE! WHERE'S MY S#UCE!"

"Your what?" a confused passerby asked.

"MY S#UCE!," Plankton shrieked, "David".

"Wasn't he arrested for looking at private pictures of a 74-year-old politician this morning with Travis the hippie?," the passerby questioned.

"Oh boy," Plankton said, "the jail again."

BIKINI BOTTOM JAIL

"Um, officer, I'd like to speak with an inmate," Plankton asked an officer at the front desk.

"Which one?," the officer asked as he picked up the phone.

"David Cornel Wolfgangus Octavious Hippacous Fooler-Arneldson III," Plankton responded.

"Number 691738, please report to cell booth #2!," the intercom soon rang.

Plankton is now talking with an old friend.

"Why hello there, Sheldon," David greeted with no emotion, "I knew you would come. Travis has been talking all about that jumping out of that plane thing."

"Well, how's life in prison?" Plankton questioned.

"Pretty great. And you know what, that damn fool Tycey Renigald Wycey is my cellmate," David responded.

"What was he in for?" Plankton asked with even more curiousity.

"Nobody knows. He did tell me that he reported himself, actually. Eh, at least Travis and Old Man Jenkins are my other cellmates,"

"Why-?" Plankton was interrupted.

"Stop asking questions and get in here!" David blurted out, urging Plankton to commit a random crime.

"Well, if all my boys are here," Plankton paused, "oh...I know just the thing!".

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