User blog:Kelpy G/Has Transcripts Gotten Really Weird Lately?

'''I've been here since 2014, and 2015 is even MORE awesome. I cant WAIT for 2016!'''

Plankton: Hello?! Anyone?! Help! [Scene cuts to the Krusty Krab.]

[walks to bathroom and sits on toilet. Scene cuts back to Old Man Jenkin’s stomach]

Plankton: Well, looks like this is the end and to think after all these years, I still haven’t got the goddamn Krabby Patty formula and now my life is over. Well, looks like my final chapter. Please lord. I know I’m not the best person, but now I understand my mistakes. Please give me a chance. Just one more chance, dear lord! [scene goes back to Old Man Jenkins on toilet.

Old Man Jenkins: Hope it lands in the toilet this time. [struggles. Back to Old Man Jenkin’s stomach.]

Plankton: Please, lord! Please! [a hole is seen. Gasps.] A light. Looks like my time is up. Now, I’ll walk there with pride and honor. [walks to hole. Falls in toilet.] Huh? This is hell? Wait a minute. [touches his stomach.] I’m alive! And I’m brown? Well, thank you, lord! You spared me! I’ll never be evil again! [jumps out of toilet and leaves The Krusty Krab. Enters Chum Bucket.]

Karen: Well, I can see that you’re a piece of crap. I can’t wait to hear how badly you failed this time.

Plankton: Karen, I didn’t fail. My eyes just opened up. I have been wasting my life trying to steal that formula and this whole time and I just saw my life flash before my eyes.

-SpongeBob Remade