No Brain No Gain


 * [Short begins in SpongeBob’s room at night. He is sleeping. A loud knock is heard and SpongeBob is up like a jolt. Patrick is outside the door]


 * SpongeBob: Huh who’s that?


 * [Patrick knocks on the door]


 * Patrick: SpongeBob?


 * [SpongeBob looks around the room]


 * SpongeBob: Don’t start hiding now! Come in or say goodbye.


 * Patrick: SpongeBob! Open up it’s freezing!


 * SpongeBob: Come out with your hands up!


 * Patrick: Oh please open the door SquarePants. I’m walking around in my undies!


 * [SpongeBob opens the door]


 * SpongeBob: So you think you can just enter…..Oh it’s you..Why are you bugging me at 3am?


 * Patrick: SpongeBob. Something terrible’s happened!


 * SpongeBob: No mustard?


 * Patrick: No


 * SpongeBob: No ketchup?


 * Patrick: No


 * SpongeBob: No mayonnaise?


 * Patrick: Close.


 * SpongeBob: Horseradish then?


 * Patrick: Yes! I ran out of hor….Wait that can’t be right.


 * SpongeBob: See you in the morning Patrick


 * [Before SpongeBob shuts the door Patrick stops him]


 * Patrick: Wait! Before you go i need you to help me look for something. It’s urgent!


 * SpongeBob: Have you searched the fridge for the mayo?


 * Patrick: No not that! it’s my brain! It vanished.


 * SpongeBob: What a surprise…..


 * Patrick: Can you help me find it?


 * SpongeBob: Sure but first...one thing.


 * Patrick: What?


 * SpongeBob: Quit being a idiot and get back to reality. Look at your hand.


 * [Patrick looks at his hand]


 * Patrick: My brain!!!! Thanks a bunch SpongeBob! See you in the morning!


 * [Patrick leaves back to his house]


 * SpongeBob: Anytime fella. Any…..


 * [SpongeBob falls flat on his face asleep. The short ends]