Oyster in the Court!

Transcript
(Scene cuts to Harold driving in his boat) Harold sees Tina-Fran walking down the street and stops his boat next to her.

Harold: "Hey, Tina! Do you need a ride?" Charlie runs over to his boat.

Charlie: "Hey! Stay away from my girlfriend! She doesn't want to be bothered by pests like you!"

Harold: "Wait what? You're dating Tina, Charlie? I'm so sorry I had no idea. I thought she was still single."

Charlie: "Oh yeah sure, pal! It's not like everyone in Bikini Bottom's known this for weeks or anything! I know you were trying to steal her from me!" Charlie grabs Harold's boat and picks it up.

Harold: "No Charlie I swear I had no idea! Hey, hey, hey! Please put down my boat Charlie. Let's not make a decision that you'll end up regretting and I'll end up paying my insurance hundreds for!" Charlie throws his boat onto the other side of the street.

Tina: "Oh Charlie, you're so strong." Charlie and Tina walk away. Evelyn walks past Harold's boat.

Harold: "Ouch! My insurance is definitely going to skyrocket after this. Oh, hey Evelyn! Need a ride?"

Evelyn: "From you? No way! Get lost, Harold. I'd rather walk for miles to get to the mall than let you drive me."

Harold: "Okay, suit yourself. I'm sure that lots of other girls will want to get a ride from a man who's getting inducted into the Scientist Hall of Fame!"

Evelyn: "Yeah right. As if the Scientist Hall of Fame would ever consider inducting you."

Harold: "Well I think this letter says otherwise." Harold pulls out an envelope and give it to Evelyn. Evelyn reads the envelope and sees that it's from the Scientist Hall of Fame Induction Committee.

Evelyn: "Great Neptune! You actually did get in!"

Harold: "Yep. In fact, the induction ceremony is happening in thirty minutes. Wanna come? I heard that every inductee can bring a special guest."

Evelyn: "Would I?!" Evelyn jumps into Harold's boat.

Harold: "Great, I knew you'd want to come! No girl can resist my good looks and charming personality!"

Evelyn: "Uh, yeah... sure." Harold starts driving down the road.

Harold: "You know Evelyn, I don't think I've ever gotten to reveal my true feelings for you. I've always felt a certain connection with you. It's like..." Harold and Evelyn drive pass Nazz pushing her baby in a baby carriage.

Evelyn: "Yeah that's great Harold. Hey Nazz! Is your man getting inducted into the Scientist Hall of Fame today? Didn't think so!"

Harold: "So as I was saying I've always..." Harold turns around a corner and pass by Martha and Nancy eating at a diner.

Evelyn: Hey Nancy! Hey Martha! Are you're husbands getting inducted into the Scientist Hall of Fame like my Harold is? Didn't think so! Look who has a super successful man now! You know, Harold, I've... uh... always had feelings for you. I was just too shy to tell you before. But now that you're getting inducted into the Scientist Hall of Fame, I can confidently say that I was right about you. I've always supported your decision to become a scientist even when everyone else thought you were crazy."

Harold: "Everyone thought that I was crazy for becoming a scientist?!"

Evelyn: "Oh yeah everyone in Bikini Bottom though that except me! I was the only one who ever believed in you, even my sister and Nat thought you were insane!"

Harold: "Nat thought I was insane?"

Evelyn: "Oh yeah, he thought that you were such an idiot for never getting a real job! But who cares? We just proved the entire town that they were wrong! As long as we have each other, we'll prove the ocean wrong every time."

Harold: "Thanks Evelyn, that really means a lot. You know I've never gotten the chance to tell you..." Evelyn sees Shubie jogging down the street.

Evelyn: "Let's get married!"

Harold: "What, really? Sure, we can get married!" Harold and Evelyn pass Shubie.

Evelyn: "Hey, sis! Guess who's getting married to Harold, again?"

Harold: "Wow, I can't believe this is happening! I never thought that you'd ever want to get married to me!"

Evelyn: "Are you kidding? Who wouldn't want to get married to a fish that's in the Scientist Hall of Fame? Finally, all those snobby women who think that they're better than me will be kissing the ground I walk on! I'll be the most important woman in Bikini Bottom, even more important than my sister! They'll even make a show about us! It'll be called Harold and Evelyn Adventures! What a perfect name. Let's get married today Harold, right after the induction ceremony!"

Harold: "Okay let's do it!" Harold parks his boat in front of the Scientist Hall of Fame, and he and Evelyn park their boat and walk up to the front door. Harold knocks on the door and a scientist opens it.

Scientist: "Hello?"

Harold: "We're here for the induction ceremony. I'm one of the scientists getting inducted."

Scientist: "Right this way! And your name is?"

Harold: "Harold." The scientist looks at a list.

Scientist: "I'm sorry, but there's no one named Harold on this year's inductee list. Are you sure you're getting inducted?"

Harold: "Yes I definitely am! I got this letter in the mail yesterday." Harold shows the scientist the envelope.

Scientist: "Uh, this envelope is addressed to Sally."

Harold: "What?!" Harold looks at the envelope and sees in the top left corner that it's been addressed to Sally. Sally walks up to them.

Sally: "Hi, Harold, I didn't expect you to be here! Oh, that must be my Scientist Hall of Fame induction letter! Thank you for coming all the way here to give it to me! I've been meaning to give you this too. I think the mailman screwed up our mail the yesterday because I have yours." Sally hands Harold some mail, grabs the induction letter and walks away. The scientist starts laughing.

Scientist: "You didn't even bother opening the envelope to see what the letter says?! It's clearly for Sally!"

Harold: "I don't know, I just read the Scientist Hall of Fame Induction Committee part and figured that I had gotten in."

Scientist: "You thought that you had gotten inducted?! Why would we ever induct a moron like you? You don't even know how to fully read an envelope, much less open it! Now get out and don't come back until we actually induct you, which will never happen!" The scientist laughs and pushes Harold and Evelyn out the door before slamming it behind them.

Evelyn: "I always knew you were crazy." Evelyn walks away.

More to come...