User blog:BagelBoxd/Get Off My Lawn: The movie

It began as just a simple, normal day. Two 4-year-olds were on Old Man McGee's lawn, laughing and playing.

"This is so fun!" one said. "Yeah!" the other replied. The noise the kids were making awakened Old Man McGee. Old Man McGee was furious. He had gone through this routine several times, but he was done. Finished. Not the usual "Get off my lawn!". He'd teach these kids a lesson. He revved the lawn mower.

"You kids are gonna get it"! The two panicked. Old Man McGee was slow, but the kids were slower. "RUN!" One of the kids tripped on a crack. "JIMMY, NO! I'm coming for you!" "It's too late to come back, James. I'm a goner." "NOOO!" McGee had caught up to Jimmy. And like that, Jimmy was gone to the lawn mower.

"WHY DO THE GOOD DIE YOUNG?" James sobbed. His best friend, gone forever. He would not stand for this. He ran straight towards the lawn mower in anger. He would destroy it and give McGee a piece of his mind. He ran towards the lawn mower. "COME GET SOME!"

He fell into the lawn mower, and got knocked down, ran over, and died.

THE END

Coming soon: Get Off My Lawn 2: Revenge