Noobs

Transcript
(Episode opens around the table)

EB: Well, it was a 3 - 0 vote this time around. Monty, you’ve been evicted!

Monty: OI! WHY?! I DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING!

Sonic: Well sucks to suck then.

Monty: OI!

(Monty walks out onto the stage)

EB: Alright noobs, today you guys are going to design an idea for an app.

Pearl: Does it matter what type of app?

EB: Nope, not at all! You have one hour, and there is some paper and colored pencils and more crafting materials at your disposal. The requirements are: you must have a logo, you must have a description of the app, and you must have some fun feature. The person with the best app will nominate two people later. Ready?

Sonic: N-

Steve: GO!

(Sonic quickly designs an app)

Fred: So I’m making an app called MY LEG! If you’re in an emergency, you just tap the button on the screen and call for help.

(Fred trips and breaks his leg)

Fred: MY LEG!

(Cut to Gary)

Gary: Meow, Meow, Meow!

(You can’t understand what his app is; cut to Spot)

Spot: Ruff, Ruff, Ruff!

(You can’t understand what his app is either; cut to Calmstar)

Calmstar: Alright, so I’m making a recipe book, but in an app. You just scroll through to the recipe you want to make, and then read it and make it!

EB: Alright, 30 minutes left!

(Calmstar is working very hard on a logo)

Calmstar: Hey GreyBob, could you please pass me the glitter glue?

GreyBob: Sure, I don’t need this in my life.

Calmstar: What?

GreyBob: Nothing.

(Calmstar works on his logo; cut to GreyBob)

GreyBob: Yeah so my app is about skulls.

EB: TIME IS UP! Now Steve and I will judge your apps.

Steve: First up, Gary.

(Gary shows off his app, Snail Po. Delivery)

Gary: Meow!

EB: Interesting.

Steve: Next up, we have Spot.

(Spot shows off his app, Amoeba Nutrients Delivery)

Spot: Ruff!

EB: Also interesting, but isn’t that the same as Gary’s?

Spot: Ruff!

Steve: Okay. Next up, we have Pearl!

(Pearl comes up)

Pearl: So My app is called Fashion Fighters. Basically, you go through the game fighting all kinds of unfashionable monsters!

EB: You mean like Steve? OH ROASTED!

Steve: Hey, I only own one set of clothes.

EB: That’s because you’re poor.

Steve: And you just escaped jail.

EB: Hey. Anyways, nice work Pearl.

Pearl: Thanks!

Steve: Next up is Nat.

(Nat comes up)

Nat: I ran out of time.

EB: So you have nothing? Cool! less work for me! Anyways, you have no shot at winning.

Nat: Sigh.

Steve: Next up is Fred.

(Fred comes up grinning)

EB: Show me what you got.

Fred: *gasp* My Leg! is an app that

(One very long explanation later)

Steve: That was INCREDIBLE!

EB: So many uses!

Steve: So practical!

EB: Nothing can beat this!

Fred: Thanks!

Steve: Alright next we have Sonic.

Sonic: Eyyyy.

(Sonic shows his app, Crayon Doodle)

Sonic: Um well I didn’t really get time to plan what the app would be about, but I made a dope logo!

EB: That is quite a dope logo.

Steve: Yeah, whatever. Next up, we have Calmstar.

(Calmstar comes up)

Calmstar: My app is called Recipe App.

EB: Wow, How original.

Calmstar: Yeah! Anyways, you can get cooking recipes here.

Steve: Like On Pinterest?

Calmstar: Yeah, bu-

EB: Shameless rip-off? You suck!

(Calmstar runs away crying)

Steve: Oh. Next up, GreyBob.

(GreyBob comes up)

GreyBob: My app is called Depression Meter. It measures your level of depression.

EB: That’s it?

GreyBob: Yeah.

EB: Okay.

Steve: Last up, we have Dan.

Dan: Way to forget about me. Anyways, My app is a way to order blunts online.

EB: Whoa, children watch this show.

Dan: And?

EB: Alright, Fred wins by a landslide.

(At the table)

Fred: Well I guess I’m going to nominate Calmstar for being so unoriginal.

Calmstar: Hey!

(Calmstar throws a book at Fred)

Fred: MY LEG! Anyways, my second nomination will be my own old teammate Nat, because he’s a threat.

Nah: (wakes up) where am I?

Steve: Well readers, vote either Calmstar or Nat out of the game.

Who's going to be evicted? Calmstar Nat