Artist At Work (ADWSS Episode Transcript)

A Day With Spongebob Squarepants Season 1 Episode 2A
(Squidward is coming outside with an easel and a Paint Brush Set. He thinks and starts to paint while humming. He then goes back inside to get a table and some refreshments then continues as normal to paint on the canvas. He sipd his tea)

Squidward: Ahh what a great day for painting if i do say so myself.

(He finishes his last stroke then goes back inside and brings out some freshly baked muffins and eats it while he sips his tea. He resumes painting. While that happens Spongebob is coming out of his house who seems to be very happy today)

Spongebob: Wow!. Can't belive it's here!!!. (He rushes up to the Mailbox and opens it)

(He tears open the package and gasps at what he sees. He openes the box and starts having fun with the brand new toy he got). (He laughs very loudly)

Squidward: Perfect. Nice and quite just the way i like it. (He hears a laugh). No it can't be. I am well apart of that freak. (He hears another laugh). No it's impossible. My brain is just not doing it's job properaly. (He continues to paint. Another laugh comes causing him to put a line through his painting. He gets mad). Now that is definatlly possible. (He heads over to Spongebob). Any perticular reason why you insit on playing Disrupt Squidward's Morning.

Spongebob: No you silly. Im having fun with my new toy car. (He laughs)

Squidward: Well their is a moustache on my painting!!. (He shows picture)

Spongebob: Well it does make you look older and besides you might of spilt paint on it.

Squidward:  Don't start blaming it on my own self!. Because i know for a fact that your laugh made this happen. Do you have any idea what this is!??. (He points to it)

Spongebob: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......I got it.........wait.............No.

Squidward: This is a painting done by a professional.

Spongebob: Oh i get it..... Your famous for your pointless squiggly lines. I knew it would get to me.

Squidward; I don't need a critic to judge a peice this good. This is ment to be better than the world famous Fiasco and yet Spongebob Criticpants gets in the way!?. Get out of my sight. Your no match for my genius!.

Spongebob: Ok Squidward but one question. When are you gonna make another one of those messy line drawings?.

(Squidward almost has a metal breakdown).

(Transition to the outside of Squidward's house)

Squidward: This time Spongebob will not make me fail. And i tied him up to prove it!. (Shows Spongebob tied to a coral tree). (Squidward begins to paint and then eventually finishes). (Squidward cuts the rope Spongebob was tied on  with a Saw).

Squidward: It's such a shame i can't chat with you right now because i have better things to do than listen to a lunatic. (He walks to the art museum)

Spongebob: Hmmm... Squidward reminds me of that Famous artist who drew that Mona Lisa painting.... What's his name.

Patrick: Spongebob.

Spongebob: No it's not that. It began with a L

Patrick:  Well i don't know. Anyways can i use your fridge for a second.

Spongebob: Sure Knock Yourself out.,

(Patrick takes the fridge back to his house)

Spongebob: Oh sure you can take the entire fridge. It;s free. (He sighs) Now what was that  name.(He thinks) Oh i know!. (He reads a book on painters). Aha!. Leonardo Da Vinci!. I finally got the name!!.

(Bubble Translation to the Art Museum.