Patrick Gets a New Job

Patrick Gets a New Job is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Patrick walks into the Krusty Krab.)

Patrick: Hey SpongeBob, can I get a job here?

SpongeBob: Oh, that's not up to me. That's up to Mr. Krabs.

Patrick: Who?

SpongeBob: The red sweaty guy I work for.

Patrick: Oh, right!

(Patrick goes into Mr. Krabs' office.)

Patrick: Hey, red sweaty guy, can I get a job here?

Mr. Krabs: Do you have a resume?

Patrick: No.

Mr. Krabs: Do you have a high school diploma?

Patrick: No.

Mr. Krabs: Do you even have a birth certificate?

Patrick: Birth cirwhatferwhat?

Mr. Krabs: Get out. There's no way in Davy Jones' Locker I'm hiring you.

Patrick: I work cheap.

Mr. Krabs: Welcome aboard!

(What a twist!)