No One Ever Knows

No One Ever Knows is the debut studio album by Patrick-led Johannesburg rock band "Shitburglars."

Writing
The album was written in a number of days when Patrick star and Nat Peterson were sitting around, watching TV, when all of a sudden, Patrick had an odd creative spark. Some of the song concepts, however, did leave Nat laughing.

Recording
Nat Peterson described the recording process as "just a few fucknuts messing around. Much of the recording of this album wasn't even serious, and the little bit that was, we still had a lot of fun with. This is definitely not the last thing you'll hear from shitburglars"

Tracklist

 * 1) The Shower Scene (2:26)
 * 2) No One Ever Knows (3:21)
 * 3) Young, Wild and Fucking Stupid (3:00)
 * 4) It's Funny How... (3:12)
 * 5) A couple minutes of your time (4:57)
 * 6) Now (5:12)
 * 7) It's Hard For You To Choose (2:10)
 * 8) The Bullet (6:12)
 * 9) Out (1:23)
 * 10) The End (1:57)

Trivia

 * This album was banned from sale in Walmart
 * This album was banned from being distributed in the Turks and Caicos
 * Now contains two minutes of laughing before actually starting.
 * Out and The End are both hidden tracks, split from The Bullet by a fifteen minute silence, making The Bullet 24 minutes long.