Mermaid Man and......Squidward?

Mermaid Man and......Squidward.is an episode of The Amazing World of Squidward. In this episode, Squidward kidnaps Barnacle Boy and steals his place.

Characters

 * Squidward
 * Mermaid Man
 * Barnacle Boy
 * Man Ray
 * Dirty Bubble
 * Perch Perkins
 * French Narrator

Story
Squidward:Time to watch TV! *turns the TV on*

Perch Perkins:The heroes of Bikini Bottom, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, now live in a palace!

Squidward:They live in a palace? They have servants? Oh, i wish i were that rich....*a lightbulb appears on his head* WAIT! What if......i kidnapped Barnacle Boy, dressed up like him, and then go to the palace and take his place? Mermaid Man won't notice, he's blind as hell! HAHAHHAHAHA! I'm a genius!

French Narrator:That night...

Barnacle Boy:Zzzzz......

Squidward:*gets him and puts him in a bag*

Mermaid Man:Zzzz.....EVIL!

Squidward:Oh he scared me.

* bubble transition, it's day*

Squidward:*is sleeping, dressed up as Barnacle Boy*

Mermaid Man:Zzzz...no....no......EVIL!

Squidward:*wakes up*

Mermaid Man:*wakes up, and runs around the room screaming "EVIL!*

Squidward:Stop it Mermaid Man! There isn't any villain here!

Mermaid Man:Oh oh yeah........hey........you look....different.

Squidwad:Oh you must be hallucinating things, i'm the same as ever!

Mermaid Man:Oh ok.....*hears Man Ray and the Dirty Bubble laughing* OH NO! THERE'S EVIL AFOOT! IT'S TIME TO FIGHT!

Squidward:Oh yeah, we have to fight.....*makes an angry face*

Man Ray:I can't believe this! We succesfully robbed one of the richest shops in this awful city!

Dirty Bubble:Yeah! We're the coolest super villains in the world of cart-i mean in the world!

Mermaid Man:Stop right there!

Man Ray and the Dirty Bubble:Oh no! .......*they start laughing uncontrollably*

Mermaid Man:What's so funny?

Man Ray:Is that your new sidekick? He looks even more ridicolous than Barnacle Boy! What's his name?

Mermaid Man:What are you talking about?

Dirty Bubble:OMG, YOU THINK HE'S BARNACLE BOY? HAHAHAHAHA!

Mermaid Man:Oh, he looks different to me too......but you aren't old, you don't hallucinate.....Barnacle Boy, are you sure you're you?

Squidward:Do you even think it's possible i aren't me? You are really stupid!

Mermaid Man:Hey, don't call me stupid!

Squidward:Oh, so you want me to lie by saying you're smart?

Mermaid Man:HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME THAT WAY?!

Squidward:How dare YOU respond to ME?! I SHOULD BE THE LEADER HERE AND YOU THE SIDEKICK! I'M MUCH MORE SMART THAN YOU!

Man Ray and the Dirty Bubble:*run away*

Mermaid Man:WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN TO ME?!

Squidward:WHY SHOULDN'T I BE?! YOU SUCK! YOU'RE DUMBER THAN A RO-*gets punched in the face*

Mermaid Man:*gasp* Who punched you?

Barnacle Boy:I did! *he's wearing his underwear and Squidward's shirt*

Mermaid Man:Barnacle Boy? Then who is he?

Barnacle Boy:He's an impostor! *dresses up like him, gives Squidward his shirt* Now let's go kick Man Ray and the Dirty Bubble's butts!

Mermaid Man:Yay!

* bubble transition to the Bikini Bottom prison*

Squidward:How did i end up in a jail with the most dangerous super villains of all time?

Man Ray:Actually, you're worse than us. In previous epis-days of your life, you've shooted your son, broke in the white house, etc.

Squidward:Yeah yeah yeah, i'll watch TV. *turns it on*

Dirty Bubble:Actually, you won't. We're gonna kick your butt. *they kick his butt*

Perch Perkins:Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy save the day again!

* the episode ends, and after the credits, the words "R.I.P. Tim Conway" appear*