User blog:The Tarrible Travis/Requesting for Bureaucrat

You know, with Tyce and his bots bullshitting with the Wiki Activity, Squidnerd making bullshit proposals, Ponyo being bullshit inactive, the other Travis being bullshit globalled, RadioGuy being...huh, I don't think he did anything wrong...yet.

There's one key word I used in the previous sentence: bullshit.

Since 2014, our administration has been constantly making some weird ideas that won't do crap, going on and off activity, messing with our required status quo against Wikia, and are on the path of destroying the digital code that keeps the wiki together.

Aside from our administration, ESB has been criticizing us for the most absurd reasons, yet some are still intent on working with them. Like seriously, that is bogus. ESB has an entire wiki to prove that co-operation is none. It's inactive and vandalized, but it fulfills it's message.

Our wiki has been mooching off establishment administrators, as well as a few regulars, to get a single piece of fanon done. We need to expand our community. We need to show the Internet that SBFW is a thing. SBFW is destined to become a SpongeBob fanfiction hub for thousands of users, not for a couple users with a strange fetish with anime and politics!

What I'll Do

 * Establish a mandate stating that no co-operation with the SpongeBobia Network is done until five years after the said mandate takes effect.
 * Re-test the roles of every administrator and bureaucrat (including myself) every six months. If the test fails, they will be off the team. Exceptions include if there is only one bureaucrat in the system.
 * Change the featured content once every two weeks.
 * Establish a finalized Twitter, Instagram, E-Mail, and YouTube Account. Our previous ones have been hacked numerous times and is filled with cringey weeaboo content.
 * Our MPAA rating system puts age above maturity. Most of the time, age is not the reasonable deciding factor in whether something is good for someone or not. I will work together with the users to find a system that is good.
 * Ban all usage of bots whatsoever unless there is a vandalism emergency Bots steal edits, and Tyce showed all of us multiple times the damage they can do if they are let loose.
 * ...and more. Much More!

For eight years, the wiki has been in unsatisfactory control. The lack of response and corruption within caused us a decrease in fanon content, the whole Tanner saga, and the loss of help and betrayal from ESB. It's time to change that. I'm not getting too political, but the 2016 U.S. Presidential Election showed me that change can happen even in the last place it could. Overall, I've learned this: We are not a small wiki, we are a big wiki. We are not a weak wiki, we are a strong wiki. We won't die out, we will last forever. It's time to expand this damn message.

Thank you.