Battle of the Squids (Transcript)

Narrator: AAAAA it is a beautiful morningin Bikini Bottom. And we see Squidward watching TV.

Squaidward: I wonder what is on the news.

News Reporter: Now the fanciest house has Squilliam Fancyson.

Squidward: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!

(Squidward dials a phone number)

Squilliam: Hello

Squidward: Lets battle. The winner is the one tht has the fancies house.

Squilliam: Do you realy think you can beat me.

Squidward: Yes.

(Sqidward makes an elevator and fountain that does not have water. Instead it has juice and tells him what he did)

Squilliam: I am coming to see your house.

Squidward: AAAAAA what do I do?

(Spongebob and Patrick get in to Squidward's house)

Squidward: Oh no.

Patrick: Touching stuff, touching stuff.

Spongebob: me too, me too.

Squidward: Go home Squilliam is coming in 5 minutes.

(Spongebob an Ptrick did not hear him)

(The phone rings)

Squidward: Hello

Squilliam: I am bringing the news over.

Squidward; AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Spongebob and Patrick do something but we can see them pecause they are making smoke when they do what ever they are doing)

Squidward: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Squilliam comes but he's eyes are closed)

News Reporter: This This is the fancies house in Bikini Bottom.

Squilliam and Squidward: What?

Squidward: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!!!!

Squilliam: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

(Spongebob and Patrick made the house look like some rich guy's house)

Squilliam: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!

Spongebob and Patrick: If the house does not have anuthing facy we make everything. And in reverse.

Squidward: If Squilliams house has everythng fancy then... Go help Squilliam with his house.

Spongebob and Patrick: OK!

Squilliam: Realy, OK then lets go.

Squidward: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE END