Stranded on an Island (Part 2)

Stranded on an Island (Part 2) is an episode of The Mr. Krabs and Patrick Show. In this episode, Mr. Krabs, Patrick, and the clones try to escape from the island.

Characters

 * Mr. Krabs
 * Patrick
 * Various Patrick clones
 * French Narrator
 * Plankton (in a dream)
 * King Neptune (in a picture) (in a dream)
 * David Hasselhoff
 * Squidward
 * SpongeBob

Story
Mr. Krabs:Ahh, what a nice day here at the Krusty Krab.........wait....something's not right....it's too quiet in here.....

Plankton:*breaks the wall with a tank* Hi, Eugene!

Mr. Krabs:Sheldon! We meet again.....

Plankton:Yes, now taste my wrath with this mayonnaise! *the tank throws mayonnaise*

Mr. Krabs:*eats it* Mmhh, delicious. Watch this, Mike Wazowski. *takes a picture of King Neptune's bald head*

Plankton:AAAH! MY EYE! *Mr. Krabs gets him and puts him in a bird cage*

Mr. Krabs:Face it, Plankton, you'll never get the formula.

Plankton:Krabs, you can't keep me here, that's illegal.

Mr. Krabs:I know. *gets him out of the cage, and kicks him to the Chum Bucket* Tomorrow is a special day, it's the day when i go to the beach in the UK. He'll attack, how predictable. Luckily, i have some tricks. Hey what is this sound? It feels like someone is.......saying my name. *wakes up*

Patrick:Mr. Krabs Mr. Krabs Mr. Krabs Mr. Krabs Mr. Krabs Mr. Kra-

Mr. Krabs:WHAT?!

Patrick:Good morning!

Mr. Krabs:It's still morning?

Patrick:Oh i don't know. *eats a banana*

Mr. Krabs:A banana?! Where did you get that?!

Patrick:There are fruits on trees!

Mr. Krabs:*turns around* Where did they come from? I GOTTA EAT!

French Narrator:40 minutes and.......oh i lost the count. What? It's hard to count seconds.

Mr. Krabs:Wait......is that....a pirate ship?!

Random clone:Yes! We finished it!

Mr. Krabs:YUPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! THEN WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?! WE GOTTA GET BACK TO BIKINI BOTTOM! PLANKTON COULD HAVE STOLEN THE FORMULA! LET'S GO! START DRIVING PATRICK!

Patrick:Eye eye captain! Do pirates like eyes? Wait, maybe it's aye......*starts driving, but the boat immediately collapses*

Mr. Krabs:...............................................................................................................................................ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?! ARE YOUUUUU...........uGHHGhg *dolphin chirp* *dolphin chirp* *dolphin chirp* *dolphin chirp* *dolphin chirp* *dolphin chirp*

French Narrator:Later......

Mr. Krabs:This.....is a load.....OF BARNACLES!!!!! *eats sand, but as there's a mushroom in the sand, he accidentally eats it* Whawhawhat? I feel strange......OMG PATRICK YOUR HEAD IS A COMPUTER!

Patrick:Perfectly balanced as all things should be. Wait......what are you doing Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs:*dances like a ballet dancer, while making duck sounds* Wait a minute....ONE OF MY CLAWS IS A BOX!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Patrick:Mr. Krabs are you okay?

Mr. Krabs:I WAS NOT BORN IN MAY! I WAS BORN IN NOVEMBER! I think.............uuuuuuuuhhhhhh...........*thinks a bit, and remembers some common sense*

Random clone:How are we gonna get back to Bikini Bottom?

Mr. Krabs:....Let's swim! *starts swimming*

David Hasselhoff:I don't think you swim very well......and you seem to be a bit crazy. Here, eat this. *gives him a banana*

Mr. Krabs:Uh, a donut. *eats the banana* DEUGHAHUHGUEHUHDUHEUHEUHE-WHAWHAWHAT?! WHY AM I IN THE WATER?! WHO ARE YOU?!

David Hasselhoff:I'm David Hasselhoff, where do you want to go?

Mr. Krabs:Bikini Bottom.

David Hasselhoff:Then come with me!

Mr. Krabs:Patrick and clones, come here! *they come* Now you can swim, David!

David Hasselhoff:*swims*

French Narrator:Some hours later.....

David Hasselhoff:Ugh.......i'm too exhausted..... i can't go on.....we need to stop.....

Mr. Krabs:Ugh, ok, but where?

David Hasselhoff:I think there's a town near here, we could sleep there. Oh there it is! On that island! It's called "Burgville".

Mr. Krabs:Ok, let's go there.

* bubble transition*

David Hasselhoff:*swims* We're almost there!

Mr. Krabs:Hey, can i ask you a question?

David Hasselhoff:No.

Mr. Krabs:Ok. ...................Can i now?

David Hasselhoff:Ok.

Mr. Krabs:What kind of sea creature are you?

David Hasselhoff:..........No.

Mr. Krabs:No?

David Hasselhoff:We're there!

Mr. Krabs:YES!

Patrick:YES!

Clones:YES!

David Hasselhoff:YES! A GIRL ASKED ME OUT!

Mr. Krabs:Wait......THE TREASURE!!!!!!!

Squidward:You mean this one?

Mr. Krabs:Yeah, that one! Thanks fo-wait a minute, how do you have it?

SpongeBob:It fell off from the sky! It looked like it was kicked by a mad crab!

Mr. Krabs:That's strange.....WAIT! DID PLANKTON GET THE SECRET FORMULA?

Squidward:He didn't even try.

Mr. Krabs:Really?

Squidward:Really.

Mr. Krabs:Then i guess there's nothing to worry about!

Squidward:Ha, ha, ha.

Mr. Krabs:Why are you laughing?

Squidward:Oh nothing.

Squidward's mind:He doesn't know i stole some of his money! Ha, ha, ha.

Patrick:I want a Krabby Patty!

Clones:We want one too!

Squidward:PATRICK HAS CLONES?! GOOD GRIEF! ''GOOD GRIEF! ''GOOD GRIEF! BYE EVERYBODY! *walks away dancing like the kid with the orange shirt in the Charlie Brown christmas special*