Bass Effect: Gary's Ultimatum

Bass Effect: Gary's Ultimatum is a feature film by a company known only in the film's opening credits as Shellco Films. It is, as described on the DVD casing, a "documentary" detailing the rise and fall of Gary the Snail and the psychological repercussions he faces following the events of a devastating "War on Freedom", of which he was a party to some degree.

Plot
The film is divided into three acts, shown below.

Act One: Baby Götterdämmerung
The film opens with a slow-zooming shot of Spongebob's house, the themesong to Spongebob Squarepants playing in the background, notably pitched lower. Gary the Snail is sitting at his writing desk, a pained look on his face. A close-up shot of his eyes reveals he is deep in thought about something. Sweat pours down his eyestalks as dual images of explosions appear in his eyes, one red and one blue. Suddenly, the phone rings. Gary slithers over to answer it, and a strange voice asks if this is the "Bobsponge residence". Gary meows and hangs up the phone. He stares blankly at the phone for several seconds before knocking it down angrily with one eyestalk. A close-up shot of the phone falling to the floor and breaking is shown in slow-motion. Gary then returns to his writing desk and draws a feather pen and paper. He begins to write the following letter:

Dearest Lillith,

''Since last we spoke, Bobsponge has not returned. It seems at last that he has set his stubborn mind to other affairs and ventured elsewhere. He did not leave any indication of his going before it happened, nor do I recall noticing him leave at all. I suspect he went during the night, perhaps amidst one of my episodes.''

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