User blog:ArcticSquid/Content Mod Request: ArcticSquid

Hello, everybody. My name's ArcticSquid and I want to be Content Moderator. You'll probably only read this passage and oppose right away but HANG ON! Because I have 2 or 3 reasons why in the next passage. Anyway, goodbye.
 * 1) I want to become something small, then work myself up till I eventually get bearucrat.
 * 2) There are only 2 content mods right now, so if this proposal passes, I could fit in with Dylan and SpongeBot.
 * 3) I've made some very,  very  stupid proposals over the months, so this one would probably be the most reasonable one if you know what I mean