User blog:Squidnerd/The Scale of "SpongeBob's Greatest Adventures"

I'm bored, so for this summer, I'll make a few blogs, So anyways, to the point.

SpongeBob's Greatest Adventures (SGA) is the longest article on the SBFW. Well, maybe also the longest article on Wikia! But "long" is a word, it only scales a thing relative to the others. This is the true scale.

According to this site, the second longest article on this site, "The Krusty Krab", takes the average person 2 hours, 12 minutes, and 40 seconds to read! That's more than feature films which took maybe five years to write and organize. Well, that's one hell of a long article. The authors had way too much free time. Like, other than Ponyo, I don't know anyone here who isn't between the 5th and 12th grade.

Well, SGA pales the Krusty Krab article.

It takes...(drumroll)...4 HOURS, 12 MINUTES, AND 19 SECONDS. At least. That doesn't include eating, bathroom breaks, streching, and answering calls made by other people. So yeah, the authors of that have a lot of free time.

I believe that this record will never be broken. And if it did, it would probably be a spam page that took years to make. At the end of the year of 2015, stub articles (less than 200 bytes) accounted for over 20% of articles. SGA co-existed with all that, which makes it seem more giant. Even if the average article gets longer every year, it would still be tiny compared to that insanely big series.

Impressive, I suppose.

—TTTMovie2017, 22 June 2017