User blog:CrazySponge/Hoopla!: The Broadway Musical for No One trailer

[In two days…]

'''Boopla: It’s complicated. I’d rather watch the entire Twilight franchise than explain.'''

Carl: Damn, you’re smart.

[HFB Season One will come to an end…]

'''Aoopla: Ah come on! I had such an awesome idea!'''

Hoopla: What was it?

Aoopla: I forgot, attention spans of Hooplas are much lower than other people.

[With an epic finale...]

'''Announcer: This is Channel 69 News! Bringing you the kinkiest news since '69! Today in the news, The Alpooh Empire shall reign forever! Look, they gave us all free sunglasses!'''

(The announcer puts on his sunglasses, then drops them and they shatter)

'''Announcer: Oh come on! I paid good money for those! Just kidding, like I said, they’re free! Anyways, yes! Praise Alpooh!'''

[Full of horrible singing!]

🎵Word up

Hoopla Hoopla is my name

And imma tell you how I beat the IRS at their own game🎵

Zoopla: I don’t like this first song, plagiarism is bad Hoopla.

[And drama.]

Boopla: BUT IIIIIIIII FEEL AS IF THOUGH I NEED TO CHANGE THIS BALLAD INTO A RAP BATTLE!

Hoopla: For the love of ooplas-

[Including unpopular opinions]

'''Alpooh: Why do you have to ruin EVERYTHING?! You ruined all the songs I LOVED!'''

Hoopla: *shrugs* Not my problem, sissy.

[Also bad ideas.]

Toopla: What if we have a giant foot come out of the sky and crush one of us pretending to be Alpooh?

Hoopla: I don't think that'll work.

[Finally, new faces!]

Sleepypla: (snoring) Huh, what?

Opla: o.

Boompla: (explodes)

'''[HOOPLA: THE BROADWAY MUSICAL FOR NO ONE. COMING ON THE 20TH!]'''