Pearl, Your Hired!

Pearl, Your Hired! is the second episode of The Pearl Show.

Transcript
(Scene cuts to The Krusty Krab)

Squidward:...That will be thirty-seven dollars sir.

Customer: Er, sorry I dont have enough. (leaves)

Squidward: Its boring working here. I quit!

(Theme song plays)

Mr. Krabs: What? Thats insane!

Spongebob: I'm sorry but he just left.

Pearl: (enters) Hello everyone!

Mr. Krabs: Pearl! How would you like to work for your good o'l daddy?

Pearl: No way! Your so, uh... uh... cheap!?

Mr. Krabs: What? You think I'm cheap!? Listen, Squidward has quit, if you dont work for me I'll give you no pocket money this week.

Pearl: You dont even give me pocket money!

Mr. Krabs: Great! (puts hat on Pearl and pushes her into the boat) I'll be in my office if you need me.

Pearl: Huh?

Customer 2: (walks in) Hey there! I would take an Krabby Patty.

Pearl: That will be one dollar.

Customer 2: Hey! My friend had to pay thirty-seven dollars!

Mr. Krabs: (rushes in) Pearl! Look at the prices, what does it say?

Pearl: Everything thirty-seven dollars on Tuesday?

Mr. Krabs: And what day is it?

Pearl: Tuesday?

Mr. Krabs: Your grounded and fired!

(Scene cuts to Pearls bedroom)

Pearl: Yes, I am grounded again but I have a letter, it reads:

Dear Pearl Krabs,

Why is your Dad so Cheap and cares for money like it's a baby?

From IRmjii.

Well, you see its kind of a krabby thing. All krabs are like that. Its kind of weird how my dad married someone with a different personality. Well thats it, thanks for watching,

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