Patrick Sabotages a Meeting

Patrick Sabotages a Meeting is a fanon episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Patrick can be seen watching television)

News Reporter: The whole town is still waiting for the Mayor to arrive for his address to the people of Bikini Bottom. While we wait...

(the television turns static)

Patrick: Dang it! The TV's broken again. Oh well. How's about some random calls?

(Patrick walks and picks up the telephone and dials a number)

Patrick: Who's gonna pick up this time?

(a telephone is seen ringing on the desk of the Mayor of Bikini Bottom)

Mayor: (answers phone) Hello? Mayor speaking.

Patrick: Mayo speaking? I've never heard a condiment speak before.

Mayor: Condiment? Who is this? I am the Mayor of Bikini Bottom, now what is the point of your call?

Patrick: The point of my call? What is the point of telephones in general? What is the point of the ocean itself?

Mayor: I say this conversation has swayed. Once again I ask, why have you called me?

Patrick: (pause) Who is this?

Mayor: I am the Mayor, for Neptune's sake!

Patrick: The Mayor? Shouldn't you be at a...uh...a meeting?

Mayor: Goodness me, you're right, sir! Good day. (hangs up)

(Patrick hangs up; the television returns with the news reporter)

News Reporter: And the Mayor has made it to the podium, ready to present his speech. Wait a minute. Where is the audience?

Fish 1: (offscreen) Hey, starfish! I thought we were watching football!

(the camera reveals the members of the meeting, sitting behind Patrick's couch)

Patrick: Fine! (changes channel to football) I'm never inviting fish over the phone again.

What a twist!