User blog:UnderwaterPlatypus825/Travis Shorts: Snack Machine

Hi! It's time for the second Travis Short!

Travis Shorts: Snack Machine

 * 'Travis: *at snack machine* Yum! I can't wait to get a bag of Lay's Classic Chips! *puts in money but no snack comes out* HEY! DARN THING! *kicks machine*
 * Snack Machine: *a Hershey's Chocolate Bar With Almonds comes out*
 * Travis:Yum! A Hershey's Chocolate Bar! Yuck! But it has almonds in it! ._. *throws it away and kicks machine again*
 * Snack Machine: *a bag of Ranch Flavored sunflower seeds comes out*
 * Travis: Yay! Sunflower seeds! Aw, but they're ranch flavored. *throws seeds away* Come on, you stupid machine give me my Lay's Classic Chips!
 * Snack Machine: *a Snicker's bar comes out*
 * Travis: Ew! A Snicker's Bar! I hate these. *kicks machine and throws Snicker's bar away*
 * Snack Machine: *a box labeled 'Condoms' comes out*
 * Travis: A box of condoms? What's that doing in a snack machine? *drops box* Ew. *kicks machine again*
 * Snack Machine: *a bag of Lay's Classic Chips comes out*
 * Travis: Finally! *starts eating bag of chips and kicks soda machine*
 * Soda Machine: *tons of soda cover Travis*
 * Travis: *pops out of the pile of sodas* Ooh, a Coke! *grabs it and starts eating the chips and drinking the Coke*
 * Random Teenage Boy: Ooh, a box of condoms! *grabs them and runs away*
 * Travis: Hey! I'm pretty sure that's illegal! *calls police* Hey, uh a teenage boy just stole a box of condoms so yeah.
 * Police: *arrives* Son, what were you doing with a box of condoms.
 * Travis: Uh.. *throws a Pepsi at the police face's and runs off with Coke and chips* Stupid police!