Yay-Day! (transcript)

This article is a transcript of the episode, Yay-Day!.

[The episode introcuded with SpongeBob grabbing glasses. Pearl gets in the house with shopping bags]

Pearl: Hey, I'm-

SpongeBob: Hang a second. [Tries to juggle them; the glass breaks]

Pearl: What are you doing? Those are hard to drink.

SpongeBob: [drops the last glass] I'm learning to juggle.

Pearl: But why use glasses.

SpongeBob: I've tried knifes; that didn't go well. [points to the wall where the knifes are landed]

Pearl: [laughing] Oh, SpongeBob. You're a violent person.

SpongeBob: Anyway, what's in these bags?

Pearl: Don't touch them. You got to wait until Yay-Day.

SpongeBob: What's Yay-Day?

Pearl: It's a holiday I've made up.

SpongeBob: Doesn't ring a bell. [lays down on the couch]

Pearl: Now, what's the best thing on Christmas?

SpongeBob: Pie.

Pearl: Presents.

SpongeBob: I like pie.

Pearl: And what's the best thing on your birthday?

SpongeBob: Cake.

Pearl: Presents! So, why not make a holiday about presents and give them to people. It's be this Saturday in Januarny and Monday in April. And I'd agreed with the mayor to celebrate the holiday in Bikini Bottom!

SpongeBob: Instead of Saturday, how about turn it to Saturyay-day?

Pearl: [starts laughing] Don't joke about Yay-Day.

[Theme song/title sequence]

[After the title sequence]

More to come!