Invite

Invite is the first episode of And Then There Were None 

Transcript
[Episode starts with Patrick wathcing TV while Spongebob is surfing the internet.]]

Spongebob: God Dammit! Every time I try to find a good porn video, I just get a bunch of cocks everywhere.

Patrick: Don't pretend you don't like it Spongebob.

Spongebob: Fuck you, you fat pink sack of shit.

Patrick: So what are we doing tonight?

Spongebob: I don't know... I think Larry is having a party.

Patrick: I'm down. Who's bringing the goods?

[Computer says: "You got a mail"]

Patrick: Sounds like you've got mail bitch.

Spongebob: I'm starting to question why you're my best friend.

[Patrick burps]

Spongebob: Hmm, this is interesting. Yo Patrick, come to see this.

[Screen shows Spongebob's email with invite message]

Spongebob: I can't believe it... I've finally been recognized for my accomplishments!

Patrick: What accomplishments?

Spongebob: It says you can bring along one friend. I gues I'm stuck with you.

Patrick: Ouch... 8AM? That's kind of early for me...

Spongebob: It doesn't says the date of flight. I guess it's tomorrow morning.

Patrick: So we can't go to Larry's party tonight?

Spongebob: Not a chance... I'm not risking the chance of oversleeping.

[Patrick goes away, then Spongebob plays horse porn video]

[Next scene showing Spongebob and Patrick at the airport.]

Receptionist: Can I help you?

Spongebob: We are here for the private flight #7

Receptionist: Oh... Umm... Okay it's right down the hallway, behind you.

Receptionist: It's almost 8AM, you better get to your plane.

Spongebob: Okay thanks!

Patrick: Stupid underpaid virgin...

[Scene is showing the plane landing on island.]

Spongebob: Well... we're here. The plain is leaving already?

Patrick: I hope this was a good ide Spongebob, because that was a one way ticket.

Spongebob: Since when did you become the source of reason and logic?

Patrick: I think we're supposed to go into that house over there.

[Scene showing Spongebob and Patrick knocking on the door, then Stan (South Park) opens the door]

Stan: Who are you?

Spongebob: I'm Spongebob Squarepants, this is Patrick Star, we were invited to this island through email by a guy name Kal.

Stan: Oh, you too?

Spongebob: Huh? What do you mean? You're not Kal McBurney?

Stan: No

Patrick: Why are we having this conversation with a 1st grader?

Stan: 4th!

Spongebob: Can we just come in please?

Stan: I hope you're not bringing that fat pink lard.

Patrick: South Park sucks balls.

Spongebob: What's South Park?

Patrick: It's...

Stan: It's nothing. Just come inside and meet everybody else.

[Scene showing Peter, Brian, Courage, Homer, Bart, Kyle Stan, Spongebob, Patrick and Eustace]

Peter Griffin: Well, look who's here.

Eustace: Oh great! More? I though for once I actually won something.

Spongebob: What the hell is going on here? Which one of you is our host?

Stan: We don't know. All of us were invited here just like you.

Brian Griffin: There's got to be a logical explanation for all of this. I'm going to be honest. Peter has done nothing to deserve something like this.

Peter: Fuck you Brian. I hate you so much.

Spongebob: I just don't understand. Where is the man who invited us here?

Stan: We don't know dude.

Patrick: Well then stop being a buch of idiots and split up. We nreed to find that guy. You two yellow guys, search upstairs.

Homer: You go it boss.

Spongebob: Boss?

Patrick: And you old man, take your dumb dog and check the basement.

Eustace: Now all of a sudden I'm taking orders from a fat sea creature? Come on you stupid dog. Let's go.

Kenny McCormick: mphh mphh simph ofmph tmaph?

Brian: what?

Stan: He asked if he can have a sip of your martini.

Brian: Um.. you understand that?

Stan: Yeah!

Brian: Well I guess you can have this one. I haven't had any yet. In fact I just found this along with others on the dining room table.

[Scene showing Kenny drinking martini]

Spongebob: Umm.. I'm all for underage drinking, but isn't he a little too young?

Patrick: You shut up or the glass goes up your ass.

Spongebob: Patrick, what's happening to you?

[Kenny drinks martini, then dies.]

Stan: Oh my God! They killed Kenny!

Spongebob: Holy shit!

Stan: You're supposed to say "You bastard"

Brian: I- I- I swear I didn't do anything to the drink. Peter, why are you still smiling?

Peter: I DON'T KNOW!

[Ending credits]