User blog comment:The Terrible Travis/MAKE SPONGEBOB FANON WIKI EVEN GREATER!/@comment-5994340-20161222035149

>You know, I was browsing through the Fetish Fuel Wiki looking for chipmunk porn to masturbate, when suddenly this thought popped into my head. At the same time, a boner popped up in my pants. I then slid my hand into my trousers, slowly stroking my increasingly hardening member. It took only a few minutes until I could feel the warm, sticky seed begin to spill out. Unforunately for me, I had ran out of tissues. So I was forced to just lick myself clean. And boy was it tasty. REAL tasty.

How come I don't see this type of writing in ParodySponge?