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'''This episode is so badly written! Here is my review on it!'''

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Lets dive in this cesspool called an episode shall we?

French Nrrator: Ahh in the deep blue sea, nice scenery, good people and the war?

'''A war? Ahh! Cool! Sweet! Tell me more!'''

French Nrrator: I wanna to see what Sandy is up to.

Wait...What just happened? You were just talking about a war a second ago!

Sandy: (Sandy is humming and walking towards a machine.) Don't loose your particles, boys.

...What!?

Spongebob and Patrick: Wow.

'''Wow. I can't believe I'm reading this.'''

Spongebob: What's that?

Sandy: Why, this machine can transport someone into any other world.

...What!?

Spongebob: Cool! (All laugh, untill meteors hit the ground.)

..Wait..When did meteors come in?!

Sandy: Hurry, into the machine!(Machince goes into Cul-de-sac)

...What just happened!!??

French Narrator: I don't want to pay for 11 minutes of my life.

...What!!??

Spongebob: Where are we? (Sees the Eds walk by)

Spongebob: (to Edd) Uh, sir?

Edd: Yes?

SpongeBob: Where are we?

Edd: Why, you're in the Cul-de-sac!

Spongbob: The..."cul-de-sac"? What is that?

Edd: Just the best thing on this little street! It's where me and my friends, Ed and Eddy, chill.

Ed: Hey.

Eddy: 'Sup?

Spongebob: Cool. (Turns his head to Sandy and rolls his eyes)

'''...Why? Why did he roll his eyes?'''

Sandy: No, it's actually quite darn true. The Eds are very superior, and they are more than capable of stopping World War III.

Sandy..They're only kids.

Spongebob: Is that what this is about?

Sandy: But of course.

Eddy: Not hard. We just have to...

Sandy: Please don't ruin your suprsise.

...What!!??

Ed: There is nothing really to be shock you.

..What the...?!

Patrick: (to Ed) Hey! I can be dummer than you!!

Ed: Well, whats 2+2?

Patrick: It's OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ed: That's not being dumb! You're just using internet memes! The typical idiot's answer is 22.

Eddy: Since when did you get brains, Ed?

Ed: Huh?

'''..What does this have to do with the plot?! That's one big problem with this..thing!'''

Also, if that scene was supposed to be funny, it wasn't.

Jonny: Look at this Plank, Robin Hood. I want to see him up close.

..What!?

French Narrator: I am not Robin Hood. No, wait, stop.

[Jonny hits the camera with Plank]

Sandy: Thanks a lot Jonny the idiot.

'''..What the heck was that for!!?? (How does Sandy even know his name by the way?)'''

'''That's the end. Anyways, the plot is just all over the place and it just didn't make any sense! It's just stupid, it's just..ARGGH! MY HEAD HURTS!! Anyway, this episode was just badly written and my brain can't take it.''' 