Boating Bogus

This was Purple133’s fourth Spin Off Kings episode.

Transcript:

(Episode opens with SpongeBob crashing the boat and Mrs. Puff groaning)

Mrs. Puff: Well SpongeBob, you failed again!

SpongeBob: Wait I did?!''' '''

Mrs. Puff: Wow. That was your billionth fail! I didn’t even know that was possible!''' '''

SpongeBob: Well anything’s possible when you’re a sponge!

(Camera zooms in on his face)

SpongeBob: (slow motion) ANYTHING.

Mrs. Puff: Ummm okay then! I’m gonna have to fail you PERMANENTLY!

SpongeBob: Nooooooo! Wait, I can prove myself!

Mrs. Puff: Fine, but if you fail again, I’ll never let you into the school grounds again!

SpongeBob: I won’t let you down!

(SpongeBob goes home and starts studying when Patrick arrives)

Patrick: Hey buddy!

SpongeBob: Shhh Patrick, I have to study! If I don’t pass my boating exam, I’m out of boating school!

Patrick: Well that’s not good!

SpongeBob: So could you please leave me alone?''' '''

Patrick: But, but, but… LET’S PLAY A GAME!!!

SpongeBob: Okay, but I have to study!

(Four hours later)

SpongeBob: Ha, now you owe me $1,000!

Patrick: No how!

SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, what’s this game called again?

Patrick: Monopoly.

SpongeBob: Wait a second, how long have we been playing?!

Patrick: Well we started at 8:00 right?

SpongeBob: Yeah.''' '''

(SpongeBob looks at his wristwatch)

SpongeBob: Holy shrimp Patrick! You wasted four hours of my time!

Patrick: Well gee sorry, but you agreed!

SpongeBob: Get out.

Patrick: But…

SpongeBob: GET OUT!

(SpongeBob slams the door and falls asleep. He wakes up the next morning to take his final boating exam)

SpongeBob: Oh no! I fell asleep!

(SpongeBob bikes to the boating school and hops in the car)

Mrs. Puff: Everything okay SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: Yes! Why wouldn’t it be okay? I totally didn’t not study last night!''' '''

Mrs. Puff: Ummm okay? Let’s see how good you’ll do.

SpongeBob: I GOT THIS!

(SpongeBob drives the course and actually completes it)

Mrs. Puff: You did it SpongeBob!''' '''

(The cop show up and the real Mrs. Puff hops out of a car)

Mrs. Puff: IMPOSTER!

Fake Mrs. Puff: No you’re the imposter!

Police Officer: Well actually, you are.

(The fake Mrs. Puff pulls her mask off and reveals herself to be Nat)

Nat: I JUST WANTED SPONGEBOB TO BE GONE FROM THE SCHOOL!

SpongeBob: Why?

Nat: Because you’re super annoying!

Police Officer: You do realize that you’re going to prison for identity fraud right?

Nat: Yeah.

Mrs. Puff: Good riddance! Now SpongeBob, show me your skills!

SpongeBob: I just did it, so I can do it again!

(SpongeBob starts the car and crashes into a brick wall)

Mrs. Puff: Fail number 1,000,000,001.