A Commie Beginning

*’’[The evening sky looks over Mount Humongous on the evening of 8 June 2278, then focusing on a futuristic-looking Bikini Bottom. The scene then cuts to four people hanging out in a small apartment]’’


 * ’’[Sandra and Squiddy walk away and the camera follows them up the stairs]’’


 * ’’[A wooden plank shoots up and smacks Sandra’s face, knocking her out unconscious]’’


 * ’’[The time skips foward to 9:59 PM. Dusty Sponge and Commander Patrick give in to being tired and walk up the stairs, eventually finding Sandra’s body]’’


 * ’’[The two draw a mustache and go to bed]’’


 * ’’[Scene cuts to the garage]’’


 * ’’[The scene cuts to Patrick turning on the radio while driving]’’


 * ’’[Just then the Cancan melody plays, making Dusty Sponge and Commander Patrick act like nutjobs]’’


 * ’’[The car goes out of control and speeds through red lights and eventually arriving at the ceremony hall]’’


 * ’’[The four head on to the assigned spacecraft]’’


 * ’’[The ship flies to the ocean surface, then to the edge of the atmosphere, now in full-on outer space]’’


 * ’’[A noise appears at the dark end of the ship]’’


 * ’’[Patrick fires at the miniature comets, but one comet strikes one of the ship’s wings, and Patrick is forced to land at a small orbiting rest stop]’’