Talk:Life in Bikini Bottom/Parental Guide/@comment-30423876-20170821175842/@comment-31355616-20170821180542

Think about a 10-year-old reading this:

Our whole universe was in a G and PG state

Then nearly fourteen billion years ago was inappropriate, wait

Fatrick shit a stool, Shitward began to drool

They invented crap that rules

We built a great, great wall (we started cursing)

Shit, titties bursting, unraveling the coercing

''This is Life in Bikini Bottom! PG-13!''

Just think about it.