Hooplaese

(Hoopla wakes up)

 

Hoopla: Ah, it’s finally summer.

 

Zoopla: It’s been summer for awhile now.

 

Hoopla: Oh yeah. Wait how did you get into my room?

 

Zoopla: Um listen so have you seen the news recently?

 

Hoopla: Yeah, MermaidMan lost at checkers and chess, at the same time!

 

Zoopla: No, not that. The OTHER news.

 

Hoopla: What?

 

Zoopla: Well, APPARENTLY, some guy named Boopla who lived here in this very building was arrested under accusations of GET THIS dying his hair.

 

Hoopla: Why did he get arrested for that?

 

Zoopla: Hair dye costs a lot these days and can only be found on the black market. It’s only a matter of time before somebody overhears them and the entire market goes under.

 

Hoopla: Well if the black market wants to stay undercover why don’t they just make their own language? Wait why don’t I make my own language? HOOPLA!

 

Zoopla: Good luck son! Don’t get arrested!

 

Hoopla: Don’t worry, I won’t pull a dad.

 

(Hoopla gets a coloring book out and rips out all of the pages for no reason, then grabs a notebook and starts writing words)

 

Hoopla: HOOPLA! The brain juices are REALLY flowing! I could call my language, Hooplaese! Where all the words have something in common with the word HOOPLA!

 

(Hoopla destroys a can of Dr. Patrick’s Soda for no reason, then gets a new can and chugs it)

 

Hoopla: Blech! Diet Dr. Kelp is better!

 

(Hoopla keeps writing as inspiring music plays, along with inspiring quotes popping into his head to keep him going)

 

Hoopla: AH YES! HOOPLA! MY LANGUAGE! IT’S DONE!

 

(Hoopla walks out of his room to the elevator and some purple Hoopla is standing in there)

 

Hoopla: Hello sir, have you heard any new languages recently?

 

Moopla: Can’t say I have.

 

Hoopla: Well, get ready for my new language, Hooplaese! Hooplo, Hoopplaa, HuuHpoLa!

 

Moopla: Woah, I gotta tell my tribe this. Thanks!

 

Hoopla: Welcom- wait, tribe? AHH! THE OOPLA-TRIBE! AHH!

 

(Moopla goes to the Oopla-Tribe)

 

Moopla: MOOPLA! Guys I got us a language!

 

Oopla-Tribe: Oopla-Doopla, Oopla-De-Do, wait what?

 

Moopla: Well y’know how one of our members, Boopla, got arrested for having hair dye? With this, nobody can figure out what we’re saying! We’ll be undercover!

 

Oopla-Tribe: Oopla-Doopla-Genius! Teach us this language.

 

Moopla: Sure thing.

 

(Lots of language lessons later…)

 

Oopla-Tribe: Boopla-Toop Gop-Doopla! Tinka Roopla Zoopa! (This language is amazing! Time to rob a bank!)

 

Moopla: Wait wut

 

Oopla-Tribe: Nothing.

 

(Alpooh walks in)

 

Alpooh: What is all this nonsense? You gotta stick to my plan!

 

Oopla-Tribe: Plan? We don’t care about that anymore! We’ll only listen to the person who invented this language!

 

Moopla: That was Hoopla.

 

Oopla-Tribe: Everyone, find Hoopla!

 

(They all run away)

 

Alpooh: No, no...doesn’t matter. I have a backup plan. I don’t need them!

 

(Later)

 

Hoopla: Oopla-Tribe? Hello?

 

Oopla-Tribe: We are here to listen to your valuable words!

 

Hoopla: What the heck is that supposed to mean?

 

Oopla-Tribe: You invented Hooplaese right?

 

Hoopla: Yeah.

 

Oopla-Tribe: We’ll only listen to the person who invented this amazing language.

 

Hoopla: o. Ok then. Listen up. Well uh.. What do you guys wanna do?

 

Oopla-Tribe: Rob a bank!

 

Hoopla: That’s extremely dangerous, but ok. From now on, we must only speak in Hooplaese.

 

Oopla-Tribe: Yoopla-Goop. (Got it)

 

Hoopla: Foopla, woop-boop scoopity-hoopla? (First, which bank should we rob?)

 

Oopla-Tribe: (Speaking in Hooplaese, too lazy to type it out here) (The International Clamety Bank)

 

Hoopla: o

 

Oopla-Tribe: Hey, I thought we were supposed to be speaking in Hooplaese.

 

Hoopla: We can talk in English when casual. Also I just thought about it, why do we need to rob a bank? This show makes me enough money.

 

Oopla-Tribe: Oh yeah. Well, you’re our hero for inventing this language. A superhero!

 

Hoopla: Hmm...superhero…

(end)