Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-7917187-20140308125801

Post any of your funny jokes here and try your best to make others laugh. But don't be too isulting.

You can say any joke from any catogery (Icluding Yo Mama and Blonde Joeks) without Bullying people and making it 10 pages long (We Don't want to waste time)

So let's begin with one of my jokes:

There are 3 guys. The First one is called Manners, The Second one is called Shut Up and the 3rd is called Poo because The Mother gave the names when She was in the Toilet, Getting taught Manners and because she Often uses the Phrase "Shut Up". They start to cross the road so they can head to the shop when suddenly Poo get's run over by a car. So Manners goes and rescues him while Shut Up goes and gets help. Shut Up meet's a officer and he explains that someone has been run over. The officer says "What's your name son?". In which he replies "Shut Up".. The Officer then replies "Don't you talk like that to me!. Don't you have manners?.". Shut Up replies "Yes He is on the road picking up poo". 