A Robbing we will go

"A Robbing we will go"

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Written for: Spin-Off Kings

Narrator: The year is 3030. I fucked a cow.

SpongeSlob: What the fuck?

Patdick: I’m reportin yo ass to fuckin PETA ya here me?

Narrator: PETA turned into a sea-porn website years ago Patdick you dumbass.

SpongeSlob: Whatever, Patdick let’s just fuckin rob a store or some shit I’m bored dude.

Patdick: Aren’t there like… condoms and shit there?

SpongeSlob: Ye, making it useful for your sick fantasies about Pearl.

Patdick: Shut yo mouth you foolish fella.

SpongeSlob: Let’s just go, here hop in my boat.

[SpongeSlob and Patdick hop in the boat and drive to Barg-N-Mart, using their douchebags as Masks]

SpongeSlob: Aight Patdick, we heew.

Patdick: Let’s do this.

[they march to the store, acting like total badasses and confront the guy behind the cash register]

SpongeSlob: Aight, so heres the deal. You give us the sea dollars, we let you get off easy.

Fish: What the hell are you wearing?

Patdick: Douchebags. Is that a problem?

Fish: Nono, it’s just that… [giggles]

Patdick: I swear you sexually chuckle one more fucking time.

Fish: Or else what?

Patdick: Or else this: [reaches into his leather jacket and pulls out a…………………. Sex toy]

[Patdick looks embarrassed and fights the tempation to play with it]

SpongeSlob: Patdick you dumbass, you fucked over the plan!

Patdick: Can’t… resist…

SpongeSlob: Wait a second… Patdick play.

Patdick: What?

SpongeSlob: PLAY WITH THE DAMN THING!

Patdick: [blusges] um ok! [starts cumming in the sex toy]

Narrator: 4 hours later.

[Suddennly the sex toy has seen enough and explodes the whole store, killing SpongeSlob and Patdick]

[SpongeSlob and Patdick are ghosts now]

Patdick: Yo what the hell, this is insane!

Fish (who is now a ghost): You both know I could have just let you off right?

[Patdick and SpongeSlob just blankly stare at the fish]

Narrator: Nobody knows if PatDick and SpongeSlob stopped staring at the fish. But what we do know is that we can learn about this. Never cum inside a sex toy.

Narrator #2: I’m sorry you had to read this matchy.