Patrick Takes the Name of Texas in Vain

Patrick Takes the Name of Texas in Vain is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Patrick is playing the harmonica in Stephen Squawking's stomach.)

Patrick: (singing) Nobody knows the trouble I've seen... (blows into the harmonica) ...nobody knows but Neptune.

(Outside of Stephen Squawking's stomach, Stephen Squawking is reading a book about thermodynamics. Sandy Cheeks walks into his cabin.)

Stephen Squawking: Hello, Sandy.

Sandy: Howdy, Mr. Squawking!

Patrick: (from inside Stephen Squawking's stomach) Hi, Sandy!

Sandy: What was that?

Stephen Squawking: Oh, just the wind.

Sandy: Stephen, have you been eating my friends again?

Stephen Squawking: (lowers head) Yes.

(Sandy punches Stephen Squawking in the gut, causing him to cough out Patrick.)

Patrick: I win!

Sandy: (rolls eyes) You're welcome. Say, since I was heading off to Texas from here, anyway, would you like to come with me?

Patrick: Who gives a darn about dumb ol' Texas?

Sandy: Stephen, I've changed my mind. You can eat him now.

(What a twist!)