Mr krabzz

entry for spinoff kings

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(Mr krabs is in his office)

Mr krabs: ar, i be bored. I haven't  been this bored since Plankton’s restaurant went outta business.

(Cuts to the chum bucket with Plankton in front of it)

Plankton: curse you krabs!

(Cuts back)

(News deliverer throws a newspaper through the window and hits krabs)

Krabs: hey, watch it! Huh? (Picks newspaper up) “famous rapper Lil squidward makes $100000 from newest album”? Guess I'll be a rapper.

(Krabs goes to his closet and puts on a punk hat, some glasses and tore-up clothes)

Krabs: arr, i be mr. krabzz!

(Spongebob walks in)

Spongebob: hey mr krabs, can i- (notices mr krabs. short pause)

(Cuts to mr krabs)

(Cuts back to Spongebob)

Spongebob: (walks out) riiiight…

(Cuts back to krabs)

Krabs: anyways, i need to make a rap.

(Cuts to mr krabs with a mic and some speakers while music plays)

Krabs: yo it's a boi mr krabzz, with a rap song. Uh, buy my album, with only one song on it which is this one, uh, go!

My name is mr krabzz

I got them mr abzz

Girls be coming up to me and ask for autographs

And uh

I give them some

Cuz i respect woman

I got tons of kashzzz

I run the krusty krabzzz

That was… PERFECT! Now to wait for the money to start rolling in.

(Squidward walks in)

Squidward: yoyoyo my man, that rap was pretty good. Let's have a rap battle someday.

Krabs: alright, sounds good.

(Cash floods into the room)