User blog:MrScience12/Absorbent Days Weekend Promo!


 * Narrator: Enjoying the week so far? No? Well, no need to worry, because your Friday, Saturday, and Sunday nights are about to be rocked!


 * SpongeBob: Let me check my schedule. [flipping through pages on calender, which read 2012 at the top] Seems accurate.


 * Narrator: Prepare, because some new Absorbent Days is coming your way.


 * Patrick: Say, SpongeBob.


 * SpongeBob: Yes, Patrick?


 * Patrick: Doesn't that truck look like it's coming right at us?


 * SpongeBob: Yes, it does.


 * Patrick: We should start running, right?


 * SpongeBob: Yes, we should. [both of them sprint out of the scene, yelling]


 * Narrator: On Friday, prepare for a new, action-packed half hour special where the gang are in dier straights.


 * SpongeBob: Die or straights?


 * Plankton: That says dier straights, you dunder head!


 * SpongeBob: No, I'm just reading die or straights. Not seeing any "you dunder head".


 * Narrator: And on Saturday and Sunday, see the gang stranded in a two-part special for their lives!


 * Sandy: [cutting through weeds] I think we can find it behind these weeds.


 * Patrick: We can't find it if it's being covered by the weeds, Sandy. Duh!


 * Mr. Krabs: If we run out of food, can we eat this one here? [points to Patrick]


 * Patrick: I wonder how I taste. [begins gnawing on arm]


 * Narrator: Looks like your March Madness is coming a week early. All new Absorbent Days episodes are rocking your weekend! This Friday, catch two new episodes, this Saturday, the ultimate test of survival, and this Sunday, catch the gang wrapping up their trip gone wrong. It all starts this Friday at seven only on the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki!