The Kelp/Issue IX

Introduction
Hello, ladies and gentlemen! We're back for the ninth! Yes! The ninth issue of your favorite or not newspaper is out for you guys to enjoy in the palm of your hands or on a big massive screen! Let me go! --&#34;You called me crap, didn&#39;t you? Didn&#39;t you? That&#39;s not very nice, is it?&#34; (talk) 09:04, March 21, 2015 (UTC)