User blog:Kelpy G/Feel The Kelp

Hello there, I am Kelpy G and this is not just a content moderator request. This is for full-time administrator. This is a promotion that users longed for, but failed you know why? The admins are inactive. I have seen new users and old ones work their shoulder on improving the wiki, but power here is only left to a few. There are seven members of the administration, of which two are bureaucrats. Now, you might say why this is a factor in my request, because ALL of them almost never contribute to the wiki today. I don't disapprove them, for in the past the seven were active all the time. But in these days, ALL of them has never made at least 40 edits the past month. People like me, The Imperial Ghost, Travis, and others have been ultra active and ready to fulfill new promises but due to inactivity it's not possible. All of the people except the current admins have made about 99% of the edits last month, but almost have NO power in the wiki. Everyone can vote on a proposal, but it's almost impossible to impeach an inactive admin. My basic question to say (with all caps) is: WHY ARE HARD WORKING CONTRIBUTORS DENIED ADMINISTRATION WHICH IS ONLY FULL OF SEMI- AND INACTIVE ONES ALREADY? Bureaucrats are back and admins can be promoted, but does it really feel like it?

Qualifications

 * Over an year of experience
 * Has over 3,000 edits
 * Never has taken a wikibreak over 3 weeks long
 * 12th on the leaderboard
 * Have good relations to help new users and be friends toward experienced ones

Promises

 * To loosen the grip on mature content - I will propose that R should have a looser grip, and acceptance should be made. I am perfectly fine with R, AS LONG AS the rating SHOULD HAVE A DISCLAIMER. Meaning, R is okay but a serious warning must be made. I will discuss this later on
 * Update the featured article - I will create a proposal making a triweekly schedule for the article and spin-off. This will give others a chance, and a simple page hogging the position for months is just wrong.
 * Recycle Pages - Around half of the pages are less than 1500 bytes, and half of that is less than 750 bytes. We should turn this wiki from an underdeveloped trash bin for stubs, but to build up that stub and maybe even turn it to something much more improved and original.
 * Protect Closed Spin-off's - I have seen huge amounts of vandalism lately, so what am I trying to do is to make a proposal protecting all shows old and new that has been inactive for 30 days.

Eventually, I will add on this. So, are you ready to Feel The Kelp???


 * 1) SBFWAdminElections


 * 1) FeelTheKelp