Patrick's Fan Mail (4)

Patrick's Fan Mail #4 is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(A mailman knocks on Patrick's rock.)

Patrick: Yay! The mail is here!

(Patrick sticks his hands out from under the rock and grabs the mail.)

Patrick: Let's see. Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Hey! A fan letter!

Hi Patrick Hows your Parents doing

Tropicaljackson

Patrick: Tropical Jackson? Like the famous boy band Tropical Jackson?

(Patrick takes out an album cover of a group of shirtless boys holding surfboards.)

Patrick: My big sister Sam is obsessed with you guys! Thanks for sending me a letter! Anyway, my parents are doing great! Let's check in on them now!

(Patrick dials a number on his shellphone, and SpongeBob's mother is on the other line.)

Patrick: Hi, mom! Is dad there?

Mrs. SquarePants: For the last time, sweetie, I'm not your mother.

Patrick: (starts to cry) Are you disowning me?

Mrs. SquarePants: No. You were never mine to begin with. What happened to your real parents? Herb and Margie?

Patrick: Who and whogie?

Mrs. SquarePants: The people who gave birth to you.

Patrick: Oh, those guys! I'm not really sure what happened to them. I lost their number.

Mrs. SquarePants: Please don't call us anymore.

Patrick: You got it! Talk to you next week!

Mrs. SquarePants: No...

(Patrick hangs up.)

Patrick: (to the camera) And I'll talk to you next week, too! Until then, I'm Patrick, and this is Patrick's Fan Mail!

(Click here to send a fan letter to Patrick Star.)