Patrick Wears White After Labor Day

Patrick Wears White After Labor Day is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(An electric eel is standing in the middle of Bikini Bottom with a camera crew in front of her.)

Electric eel: Hi there. I'm Joan Slithers, and this is FashionWatch!

(Patrick, wearing a white t-shirt, passes by Joan Slithers.)

Joan Slithers: Oh, goodness, no! (stops Patrick) You, sir, are a fashion disaster!

Patrick: Why?

Joan Slithers: Because white after labor day is just so tacky!

Patrick: Why?

Joan Slithers: Why? I don't know why. I don't write the rules of fashion, I just enforce them!

Patrick: Why?

Joan Slithers: Because that's my job!

Patrick: Why?

(Twenty minutes later...)

Joan Slithers: ...and that's when I dropped out of college to pursue a career in fashion. You know, you're a really good listener. Are you taken?

Patrick: No, I'm Patrick.

Joan Slithers: Neptune, how many times will the writer use that joke?

(The writer appears out of nowhere and punches Joan Slithers in the face.)

Writer: As many times as I need to, woman!

(What a twist!)

(Patrick: Why?)

(Hey, get out of the action parentheses!)