It's Saturday Night and We in the Spot

Plot
It's the POBA All-Star Saturday and the Bulldogs' top players are chosen to compete in the challenges. But their rival, the Tomahawks have something in store.

Transcript

 * At the Bulldogs’ Gym…
 * SpongeBob: Coach LeBron? Why are we here on an All-Star Weekend?
 * LeBron: Well, some of you will get to join the Saturday Challenges!
 * Larry: Obviously I’m part of it. I’m the team dick---I mean the b…
 * LeBron: Nope, you’re still a dick.
 * Mr. Krabs: I agree. Just like I was around five years ago.
 * Pearl: (outside) YOU CHEAP KRA---
 * Mr. Krabs: We don’t need to hear that.
 * SpongeBob: While you’re wasting the opening part of the plot of this episode, WHO WILL BE PART OF THE SATURDAY CHALLENGES?!
 * LeBron: Oh sorry. Um, you, Larry, Lexi, and Patrick.
 * Lexi: Oh yes.
 * SpongeBob: Yipee!
 * Larry: The dick has made it.
 * Lexi: Being the only girl in the team, I feel a little bit concerned Larry.
 * Squidward: Out of all players, why Patrick?
 * LeBron: Well, he and Lexi have inexplicably been doing good in practice.
 * SpongeBob: We need to hurry up and train!
 * LeBron: Um, SpongeBoy? We don’t need to. We just need to win and brag.
 * Larry: Hahaha. Sounds---
 * SpongeBob: So much fun!
 * Patrick: Is it me or is SpongeBob acting like his old self?
 * Plankton: Is it me or is this episode going NOWHERE FAST?
 * LeBron: I agree. So, Larry, you’re in all the competitions. SpongeBob, you’re in Three-Point, Patrick, you’re in Skills Challenge, and Lexi, you’re in Slam Dunk.
 * Larry: Told ya.
 * [Venice is secretly watching them at the back.]
 * Venice: When Adam sees this he’ll---
 * Mr. Krabs: Who in Davy Jones’ Locker is that?
 * Venice: Oh damn. (hides)
 * Squidward: I didn’t hear anything.
 * Venice: Well, now that’s done. It’s time to spy some more.
 * LeBron: So, you guys can do this right?
 * Lexi: Yeah, sure.
 * Patrick: I need one thing first. It will power me up.
 * [Scene cuts to Patrick sitting on LeBron.]
 * LeBron: HOW THE HELL WILL THIS WORK?!
 * Patrick: 5 more minutes.
 * LeBron: (facepalm)