The Kelp/Issue VI

Introduction
Welcome all to a brand new and exciting edition of The Kelp where we bring you the latest news, weather, sport and loads of fun! What in the news today? Well let's jump in and find out! Another pointless comment given out by User:IRmjii 17:57, February 24, 2015 (UTC)

The SuperFanon Saga Continues!
Many of you may know this user who has over 3000 edits and has a bit of a critical side when it comes to judging fanon. Recently he has been identified as a man of many faces. He has claimed to have over 20 socks and it has still growing! Recently we have has suspicions that a user called VioletCrystal247 may be Fanon'D as the username is a combination of TheCrystalPony639 and the Violet who is the real name of the user Ponyo Fan who is the current Owner and Admin on this wiki. Also some users are claming that this user is a sock of someone else. We only manage to get a short sentance before he/she had to go away.

"I am not SuperFanon'D. I am Lizzie. I don't know who this Fanon kid is and frankfully i don't want to know because right now i need to go. I am running late. Bye!"

Will the SuperFanon mystery finally come to an end? We shall find out in the next issue!

Sports
TBW by SBCA

Weather
Here is the weather for tomorrow. These are real listings.

USA
If you are in the USA then you will experience some mild temperatures after the last week of coldness. While it won't be warm it will be a mild 4 degrees so a small jacket will be higly recommended. Also watch out for the wind that may blow in your face that will come tomorrow.

UK
Unfortunately there will be no sunny days but it will still have mild temperatures. It will be 8 degrees especially in Leeds which isn't hot but also isn't cold so you may be luckly. You can wear a jacket if you want but it's pointless in my opinion.

Philippines
Philippines could not get any hotter. Time to watch out for the sun or you could end up as a Full English. It will be a massive 33 degrees of sun. Extremely hotter than last time but that doesn't mean there's no excuse to dive into the pool. I would strongly advise you put suncream on.

Jokes Section/Trivia
Q: Waiter, Waiter there's a fly in my soup!

A: That's a current sir.

Q: Will my pancakes be long?

A: No sir they will be round.

Q: What did the hat say to the head?

A: I got you covered.

Q: What do you call a guy who works at Mc Donalds?

A: Chip.

Riddle Of The Day
A guy jumps of a 50ft building yet he does not die. How come?

Last weeks answer:
I'm liying because everything i SAY is a lie including the riddle.

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Hints:

1. A town in Philippines

2. Awesome Title Card maker

3. A inactive malaysian user

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