Patrick Gives Birth to an Alien

Patrick Gives Birth to an Alien is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(SpongeBob knocks on Patrick's rock, and Patrick opens it.)

SpongeBob: Ready to go jellyfishing?

Patrick: (chewing on a corn cob) Just a minute.

SpongeBob: Where did you get that ear of corn from?

Patrick: Remember when I was in that corn maze?

SpongeBob: That corn maze that was really an alien crop circle?

Patrick: Yeah, that one! I snuck a few souvenirs out, and I'm eating one of them right now!

SpongeBob: Are you sure that's a good idea?

Patrick: What's the worst that could happen?

(Suddenly, an alien bursts out of Patrick's stomach.)

SpongeBob: That, apparently.

Alien: Goo goo, gaa gaa.

Patrick: Look, SpongeBob! I'm a father!

SpongeBob: You also have a gaping hole in your torso.

Patrick: Eh, it'll heal.

(The alien coughs out acid, which melts off part of Patrick's face.)

SpongeBob: Holy shrimp!

Patrick: Don't worry! This just means he loves me!

(SpongeBob runs out of Patrick's rock.)

Patrick: What's wrong? Did I forget to shower again?

(What a twist!)