SpongeBob Vs. Patrick

Story
Early one morning, Spongebob was cleaning out Gary's Shell. While doing so, he discovers a crystal worth a great monetary value. So Spongebob keeps the crystal for himself in a hidden safe. But, later that day, he tells Patrick about it, and so Patrick wants to look for it. So after Spongebob is asleep that night, Patrick goes out to Spongebob's House to search for it. He finds the safe it is kept in, and steals the crystal. The next morning, Spongebob looks into his safe to get the crystal out. But he discovers that it is missing. So Spongebob goes over to Squidward to ask if he has seen it? And Squidward's reaction was strange: He calmly said no, but would like to help Spongebob look for it. Later that day, they find it in a new safe in Patrick's house. So they steal it back. But now Squidward want's the crystal too (he discovered it's fortune) and so now it's a battle between Spongebob and Squidward to decide who get's the crystal. And by the time Patrick get's home (he wasn't when Spongebob and Squidward found the crystal) both men are very bruised and worn out. But now Patrick can see the crystal out of his safe, and it's a TRIPLE fight over the crystal. While they are fighting and distracted, Gary comes over, pushes into Patrick's home, and retrieves the crystal. By the time everyone is done fighting, they discover that the crystal is gone. And they don't know where it could be. So now, they start racing to find it. They run past The Krusty Krab. They run past The Chum Bucket. They run past Goo Lagoon. They run past a lot of buildings. They run all the way to Rock Bottom. And they run out of it to New Kelp City. Eventually, they run back into Bikini Bottom, and straight into the Mermalair. They then run into the Time Machine and bump into it. They set it to go waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before Pre-History. When they get out, they discover that they traveled all the way back to when nothing existed. Not even time existed, and all they could do was float around everywhere. They tried to move back into the Present, but since NOTHING existed, the time machine and they started slowly shrinking. However, once an object was done shrinking, it would be in it's place in the Present. But while they were gone, Gary had eaten the crystal, and when they got back, Spongebob discovered that the crystal isn't ANYWHERE, and looks at Gary, who gives off an It Wasn't Me expression. Then Spongebob chases Gary in circles around the room. Epilogue.