Girl, Interrupted

Girl, Interrupted is the second episode of Ttyl..

Transcript

 * Scene opens to SpongeBob sitting on the couch, suddenly waking up to see an implied topless Sandy on top of him (only seen from the back).
 * SpongeBob: Sandy? What are you-
 * Sandy: Shh. Just let it happen.
 * Sandy leans in and begins kissing SpongeBob, falling on top of him (breasts pixelated). The two begin passionately making out.
 * Sandy: SpongeBob. SpongeBob?
 * Cut to Patrick in front of a sleeping SpongeBob.
 * Patrick: SpongeBob!
 * SpongeBob: Gah! (suddenly wakes up) Gee, Patrick, you sure know how to kill a mood.
 * Patrick: My parents are gonna be home any minute. I already sent everyone else home, but I need you to help me clean up.
 * SpongeBob looks around and sees the trashed house.
 * SpongeBob: Hot damn, what did we do last night?
 * Patrick: No idea, but if they come home and see this, I'm screwed.
 * SpongeBob: Wait a second. I'm still mad at you.
 * Patrick: (smiles) C'mon, you can't stay mad at me, Spongy. Remember the ring?
 * Patrick pulls out his friendship ring which begins playing a familiar tune.
 * Ring: It's the best friends forever, best friends forever...RING!
 * SpongeBob: (smiles back) You're right. I can't stay mad at you. Let's clean this up.
 * Patrick: I knew you'd come around.
 * As soon as SpongeBob turns around to clean, Patrick begins muttering to himself.
 * Patrick: Heh, sucker. Now it'll be easier to clean all this shit up.
 * SpongeBob: What'd ya say, buddy?
 * Patrick: Nothing. Let's get cleaning!
 * Cut to the television, which is showing a scantily-clad female and a male pizza delivery fish, with a suggestive soundtrack in the background.
 * Pizza Guy: That'll be $16.
 * Woman: Oh, I don't have enough cash. (cut to close-up on cleavage) Guess I'll have to pay with something else...
 * SpongeBob: We should probably change this. (changes television to Sponge Network)
 * Patrick: Uh, SpongeBob...there's a used rubber on the dance floor.
 * Cut to close-up on condom, which also has other trash such as cigarettes and red solo cups surrounding it.
 * SpongeBob: Ew.
 * Patrick: I'm not touching that!
 * SpongeBob: Well, one of us has to.
 * Long silence.
 * SpongeBob: Whatever, I'll just go get the broom.
 * Patrick: Good idea.
 * While SpongeBob is getting the broom, Patrick pulls a cigarette and lighter out of his back pocket, lights the cigarette, and takes a long drag off of it. He then starts nodding off, staring out the window.
 * Patrick: Ah, SpongeBob...what would I do without ya?
 * Patrick is knocked out of his daze when he gets another text on his phone. Pulling it out and reading the text, the screen says "Mom: Pulling into the driveway right now :)". He then sees his mom and dad's car pulling into the driveway.
 * Patrick: Oh, shit! (yells) SPONGEBOB!
 * SpongeBob: (from the other room) Yeah? I can't find the broom...
 * Patrick: Forget the broom, my parents are in the driveway!
 * SpongeBob: What?!
 * Patrick and SpongeBob begin frantically cleaning, in between shots of the car pulling in and Patrick's mom and dad getting out of the car. SpongeBob manages to pick up the last piece of trash as his parents turn the key to the front door. SpongeBob and Patrick breathe a sigh of relief as Patrick's parents enter.
 * Patrick's Dad: We're home!
 * Patrick's Mom: Oh, hey, SpongeBob's here. Nice to see you, SpongeBob.
 * SpongeBob: Nice to see you too, Mrs. Star.
 * Patrick's Dad: (setting bags down) You boys didn't throw a wild party, did you?
 * Patrick: No, of course not! Right, SpongeBob?
 * SpongeBob: Right. We wouldn't do something like that, hehe. I mean, how would we clean it up in time?
 * Patrick's mom and dad chuckle.
 * Patrick's Mom: He's got a point.
 * Patrick's Dad: Ah, I've got a can I need to throw away. (heads to trash can)
 * Patrick: (whispering to SpongeBob) Oh, damn it, the trash can! We put all that stuff in there!
 * SpongeBob: Maybe he won't notice.
 * Patrick's Dad: Hey, what's all this stuff in here? Is that...a vodka bottle?
 * Patrick: No, that's just sparkling water.
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, they use similar packaging, hehe.
 * Still trying to play it cool, SpongeBob accidentally hits the "LAST" button on the remote behind him, taking the TV back to porn. We don't actually see the screen, but the sighs and moans are back, as well as the suggestive soundtrack.
 * Patrick's Mom: (sternly) Boys...what's going on here? (hands on hips)''
 * Patrick: Well, you see...um, well...
 * Patrick's Mom: I'm waiting.
 * Patrick: It's really a funny story-
 * SpongeBob: (suddenly yells out of guilt) WE THREW A PARTY! (covers mouth)
 * Patrick's mom and dad turn sternly to Patrick, as SpongeBob breaths a sigh of relief getting that off his chest.
 * Patrick: Oh, god dammit.
 * Cut to Sandy arriving at her house. She uses the key and opens the front door.
 * Sandy: Mom? I'm home!
 * Sandy looks around, but her mom is nowhere to be found. She goes into the kitchen, where a note is on the table. She picks up the note, and it reads "Dear Sandy: I'll be gone for a few days. Call me if you need anything. Love, Mom".
 * Sandy: Ugh. Another vacation with the man of the week? I'm pretty sure she's just using him for his money.
 * Sandy begins searching in drawers for money, but finds nothing.
 * Sandy: Damn, she took all the cash. Now what am I going to do?
 * Sandy suddenly has an idea. She goes to the home computer in the living room and does a search for "quick ways to make cash". A popup ad appears, reading "Free Cam Girls - Easy Money. Are you over 18?", with options for "Yes" and "No".
 * Sandy: Am I over 18? (pause) Well, I'm close enough.
 * Sandy clicks the "Yes" button, leading her to a site full of scantily-clad girls (some of which are blurred), with options to "Chat", "Private Chat", and "Message".
 * Sandy: This looks easy enough.
 * She clicks over to the "Sign Up" portion, where another confirmation is required to confirm she's over 18. Again she lies, and then a screen requiring her to type in her personal info appears.
 * Sandy: Should I use my real name? (pause) Nah.
 * Instead of her real name, Sandy types in "Sally Delusion".
 * Sandy: Yeah, Sally Delusion. I like that.
 * She types in the rest of her info (including her mailing address to receive her paychecks), and a screen appears, turning her webcam on. She is on one side, with a chat on the other side labeled "SallyDelusion's Room". Immediately people begin to enter the room.
 * Sandy: What do I do now? Do I just...strip?
 * Suggestions begin filling the chat such as "flash us" and "pull your panties off".
 * Sandy: Well, okay.
 * Sandy begins pulling her top off, showing her bra to the audience. The chat continues dinging, and a box appears reading she's received a $5 donation from "hornyboy345", who also sends her a message reading "If you wanna keep that money, take it all off."
 * Sandy: Wow, this is really easy.
 * Sandy begins to remove the straps of her bra as the camera cuts back to Patrick, sitting with his angry mom and dad.
 * Patrick's Mom: You have no idea how much trouble you're in, young man!
 * In progress.