User blog:White mau5/In Their Own Write: First Day of Work

Per request of ChrisGriffinXx, I shall be reviewing First Day Of Work from The Life Of A Computer.


 * Karen: A nice day to start work, eh?
 * Don: I think so?
 * Timmy: I guess?
 * Alex and Herbert: Yeah, sure.

'''Um, those are all synonyms. Dafuq?'''


 * Karen: Let's start to get ready.

(montage showing where Karen and friends get ready)

This is more rushed than Magical Mystery Cure.


 * Karen: You all ready?

(shows Karen and her friends walking out the door)


 * Herbert: You know Karen, we're all too tired to go to work today.

I'm too tired to read this shit.


 * Karen: Yeah, I know, but this was our FIRST DAY.
 * Timmy: Thanks Karen for telling us that this is our first day.

I don't blame Timmy if that was sarcasm.

(scene cuts to Pizza Castle)


 * Pizza Castle Worker #1: Good morning, computers.
 * All: Good morning.
 * Pizza Castle Boss: Before you start working, I have to assign your jobs.

'''Is one of the jobs a janitor? Because somebody should really clean up this shit.'''


 * All: Tell us, then.
 * Pizza Castle Boss: You all get to work at the dishwasher.
 * Alex: Where's the dish room?
 * Pizza Castle Boss: Back there.

' *Yawn*' 

(scene cuts to dish room)


 * Karen: How many dishes do we have to wash today, boss?
 * Pizza Castle Boss: There's a lot of customers that go here, so many.
 * Don: But how many exactly do we have to wash?
 * Pizza Castle Boss: 50 per each person. And oh, call me Mr. Luigi from now on, okay?

Somebody kill me.


 * All: Okay, we got it.
 * Karen: 50 per person doesn't sound that bad. So anyway, lets start.

(montage showing where Karen and friends wash the dishes)

Good, because I'm done reading this shit.
 * Karen: You know what, I'd take it back. This is hard.
 * Pizza Castle Boss: You're done for the day. You washed enough dishes already.

Overall Rating: 2/10

Mau5 x Ponyo 20:42, October 9, 2013 (UTC)