User blog:PolarTem/KEEP YOUR TENTACLES HELD

Patrick: Oh, hi SpongeBob! Fancy seeing you here! What are you doing here, anyway?

SpongeBob: I'm on an important mission to tell Squidward that his break's over.

Patrick: Sounds exciting! Can I come?

SpongeBob: Patrick, this is a kid's show.

Patrick: Oh yeah. (they enter the basement, Squidward is playing his clarinet terribly)

SpongeBob: You know, you shouldn't really be having a nosy in staff-only areas.

Patrick: Well, you're not a long stick but you're in this area! (they see that a Bottomite is with Squidward, watching him play)

???: Harder, harder!

SpongeBob: Hey, what are you doing down here?! Squidward, Mr. Krabs warned you about invited visitors down here!

???: Keep playing! Don't listen to these, um... haters!

SpongeBob: Actually, I'm a fully qualified fry cook! Some would even call me the best! Just try my patties! Check my net worth! Well, not that Mr. Krabs would give that kind of money any time soon...

???: Don't stop now! Hit that final note like a, like a... (sighs, Squidward hits a really loud and terrible final note, everyone else covers their ears)

SpongeBob: WHAT'S HAPPENING?!?!?! (The screen briefly fades to white and then quickly cuts back to the same scene, but a pink-ish portal is now in the room, Squidward isn't playing the clarinet anymore - thank goodness - and everyone except Patrick takes their hands off their ears. ??? drops to the floor)

Squidward: (gasps) WHAT THE- Uh! Well, what are you waiting for? (he pushes SpongeBob and Patrick in)

SpongeBob and Patrick: AAAH!

Squidward: (looks down at his clarinet) I'll be needing you.

Mr. Krabs: (off-screen) WHAT'S TAKING YOU LOT SO LONG?! WE HAVE A LONG QUEUE UP HERE!

Squidward: GOOD LUCK TRYING TO FIND SOME NEW EMPLOYEES! (he hops in too, and the portal closes behind him)