SpongeBob Vs Patrick: Dawn of hatred

The 3rd episode of Spongy Games

Script:
(Theme song and title card,SpongeBob wakes up on log,Cindy wakes up next to him)

Cindy:Well we better get going to kill Derpy.

(Squidward and Squilva are fighting down the water fall)

Squidward:Your not getting my ass!

(Squidward dodges sharp knife)

Squilva:But I like your ass!

(Squidward hides behind Hoopla,Hoopla gets cut in half)

Hoopla:Dam

(Falls apart,Squidward runs from Squilva)

SponeBob:Wait! Patrick!

(SpongeBob runs into forest in search of Patrick,Meanwhile all the spectators stomachs are growling)

Timmy:Ow! my stomach!

Mr. Krabs:(Comes in) Here you all go! freshly baked krabby pattys! for £5.

(Everyone hurdles round to get one,Sit back down and take a bite)

Mr.Krabs:Yes! am rich! better higher the prices!

(Go's back to SpongeBob in search of Pat)

SpongeBob:Patrick?,Patrick?,Patrick?,Patrick?

(Patrick pounces on Patrick)

Patrick:SpongeBob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(SpongeBob shoots arrow on Patrick's head)

Patrick:Ow! PATRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Patrick kicks SpongeBob into tree)

SpongeBob:Patrick,your going down!

(SpongeBob kicks Patrick into bush)

Derpy McDerperson:Hey ow!

(Tree falls on Derpy McDerperson)

SpongeBob:Sugar Honey Ice Tea!

(Punches Patrick's Balls)

Patrick:Okay! you've done it!

(Points poison arrow at SpongeBob,Cindy comes in and kicks Patrick)

Patrick:(Gets hit by arrow) ow!

(SpongeBob go's up to Patrick)

Patrick:SpongeBob!

SpongeBob:Yes?

Patrick:Am dieing!

SpongeBob:Yeah we know.

Patrick:Am sorry it was the games! it was the games!

(Dies)

SpongeBob:(Sobs)Patrick! you!(Looks at Cindy)

Cindy:But he was trying to kill us!

SpongeBob:But you didn't have to kill him! is all your fault!

(Sobs and runs into the forest)

Cindy:SpongeBob wait!

(Runs after him)

Kernel Krone:Oh romantic problems,that has happened to me 5 times.

(Cuts to Patrick waking up in test tube)

Patrick:Huh? were am I?

Max:Fish you!(Presses button)

(Goo fulls on Patrick,Patrick has the same fate as sandy)

Max:The mutants are ready!

(Episode ends)