User blog:Squidnerd/The Kelp Is Back



The Kelp is mine.

Well, y'all may not know what The Kelp is. Either you weren't around in 2015 or you forgot.

The Kelp is this magazine news bulletin that gives you weekly news info.

From late 2014 to early 2016, it served as the primary source of info here. However, it failed. Ghastlyop and SBCA were lazy bums, social media became the norm again, and no one really saw the necessity in the articles.

That's why I'm revamping it to ensure it doesn't fail. I re-opened the company responsible for it's production, with the consent of SBCA.

Anyways, here is my schedule. On the first day of every month, a new issue will be posted. I'm also releasing an issue for holidays such as Valentine's Day (February 14), Saint Patrick's Day (March 17), Summer Break (sometime in June), Wiki Anniversary Day (November 9), Thanksgiving (date varies), Advent (date varies), and Christmas (December 25). There may also be a breaking news thing, which can happen at anytime.

Calculating all the days, there will be at least 22 issues an year. With a spaced-out system, nothing can make it.

Of course, that "22 issues an year" thing won't be until 2018 since The Kelp re-opened in the middle of this year. So the first revamped issue will be tonight, and the next one on September 1.

All members of The Kelp will be automatically hired with no test required, if they wish. New members have to apply for a Google Form Document, which will be available on September 1. I'm doing tonight's issue solo.