Patrick's Fan Mail (10)

Patrick's Fan Mail #10 is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Patrick opens the next envelope and reads.)

hi Patrick

this letter is to Spongebob soo, dont read it!

(Patrick gives the letter to SpongeBob, who reads the rest of it.)

hi spongebob

how you doing today? im thinking to have picknic with my snail,Lola. do you and Gary want to go along with me and Lola?

from, Mandy or you named it, your little seaflower. ;)

SpongeBob: Well, Mandy-or-you-named-it-my-little-seaflower-wink-face, I appreciate the gesture, but my parents told me that I shouldn't go on picnics with strangers.

Patrick: Wait, she asked you to go with her on a picnic?

SpongeBob: She asked me and Gary to go with her and her snail, yes.

Patrick: Don't you see? She's asking you out on a double-date! You have to go! This is the perfect chance for you to come out of your yellow shell!

SpongeBob: (pauses) Okay, I'll go. But only after you finish the fan letters.

Patrick: Great! And remember: When in doubt, pinkie out!

(Patrick opens the next envelope and reads.)

Dear Patrick,

What songs do you like?

~Toph

Patrick: I mostly like songs in the rock roll genre.

SpongeBob: Don't you mean rock and roll?

Patrick: No, rock roll. It's music based on the sounds of rocks rolling down a hill.

SpongeBob: Well, you learn something new every day.

(Patrick opens the next envelope and reads.)

[spam deleted]

Patrick: I didn't know that snail mail was smart enough to delete spam. No offense, Gary.

Gary: Meow.

(Patrick opens the next envelope and reads.)

Dear Patrick,

You Are Funny.

From,

Alyssa

Patrick: Yeah, I get that a lot.

SpongeBob: Come back next time for

Patrick: Hey, that's my line!