Deterioration

This is the fourth episode of Patrick's Playground.

(SpongeBob is watching TV at his house, along with Gary)

SpongeBob: TV sure is interesting, isn't it Gary?

(Gary is sleeping in his lap, snoring)

SpongeBob: Aww.

(he feels a sudden jolt in his head)

SpongeBob: Ouch! What in the world was that?

(Gary wakes up)

Gary: Meow?

SpongeBob: Oh, you're awake. Gary, I don't know what just happened, hope I’m not losing brain schmells or anything- schmells, what the? I need to train my brain.

(SpongeBob sits at the table to do a crossword puzzle)

SpongeBob: Let's see here… 5-letter word for dumb… gee, I have no idea, I thought dumb had 4 letters.

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: Quiet, Gary, I'm trying to focus. Crap, I lost track of what I was just doing. Why am I sitting at this table, it's so squeaky! I'm gonna go take a bath in the tub to relax my buttcheeks.

(He gets in the bathtub, and somehow mixes up his shampoo and a random bottle of glue)

SpongeBob: Ew, why am I so sticky? So sticky. (looks at bottle) Glue?! How did I mess that up?!

Patrick: Hiya, SpongeBob. How are ya doing?

SpongeBob: Patrick, I think I'm becoming dumber!

Patrick: Can relate.

SpongeBob: Patrick, what were you doing last time you were here?

Patrick: Uh, I think I accidentally spit into your mouth.

SpongeBob: Eww. I think I know what's happening to me though. I'm losing brain cells!

Patrick: Ahh! We gotta fix this!

SpongeBob: But how?

Patrick: Uhh… (glues SpongeBob together with glue) There!

SpongeBob: (now unable to move) Patrick, you aren't helping!

(Cut to SpongeBob becoming nearly as dumb as Patrick)

Patrick: Uh, SpongeBob, you're not looking so hot.

SpongeBob: Duhhh, I'm just fine as a pine, Rick!

Patrick: That's not my name! It's Patrick!

SpongeBob: Duh, whatever yoo say, Rick.

Patrick: Dang, he's getting real dumb. What do I do now?

SpongeBob: No dumb clue.

(Squidward barges in)

Squidward: What are you two doing? You're making a huge racket even outside your home!

Patrick: SpongeBob is losing brain cells. Do you think you can help us?

Squidward: I doubt it, but sure.

(Patrick opens up Squidward's brain and starts ripping pieces out of it, and opens up SpongeBob's brain and inserts them into his)

Squidward: What did you just do?

Patrick: Oh, took a few pieces of your brain and transferred them to SpongeBob's.

Squidward: Are you insane?! You know that won't wor-

SpongeBob: Hey guys. What's new?

Patrick: Hey SpongeBob, what's 6 times 9?

SpongeBob: Hmm... 54.

Patrick: Is that correct?

Squidward: Yes.

Patrick: Hooray! My ol' sponge buddy is back! (he hugs both SpongeBob and Squidward)

Squidward: Get off of me! (episode ends as Patrick hugs harder)