Patrick Is Gonna Need a Bigger Boat

Patrick Is Gonna Need a Bigger Boat is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(SpongeBob and Patrick are clam fishing in the middle of the Goo Lagoon's lake.)

SpongeBob: I don't like this, Pat. The last time I was out in the water, my boss and I were attacked by a giant clam.

Patrick: Oh, come on! What's the chances of that happening again?

SpongeBob: Maybe you're right. Maybe I am being paranoid.

(Suddenly, ominous music starts to play.)

SpongeBob: Did you hear that?

Patrick: It's just your nerves.

(The music gets louder.)

Patrick: Now I hear it!

(Something causes SpongeBob and Patrick's fishing boat to shake.)

SpongeBob: (screams) It's under us!

Patrick: Getting eaten by a mollusk wasn't mentioned in the Goo Lagoon's brochure! I need to remember to file a complaint with the lifeguard!

SpongeBob: Don't you get it? You won't live to file a complaint!

Patrick: Well, aren't you a negative Nancy?

Voice: Both of you, shut up!

(The giant clam surfaces beside SpongeBob and Patrick's boat.)

Giant clam: I was going to eat you guys, but your bickering has made me lost my appetite! I hope you two are ashamed of yourselves!

SpongeBob: (nervous) Yes, mister clam, sir. I can assure you that it won't happen again!

(The giant clam swims away.)

Patrick: Well, SpongeBob, I guess you were right. You were being paranoid.

SpongeBob: Can we go home now?

(What a twist!)