Thread:SpongebobFanfictionWriterXD/@comment-39831102-20191027184219/@comment-44254083-20191027184507

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Cut back to Squidward's house, where Squidward lets Snellie in. Snellie is slow and groans in pain as she slithers inside. "What's wrong, Snellie," Squidward asks. Snellie falls on her side and groans. "Snellie, we need to get you to the doctor!" says Squidward as he picks Snellie up and runs out the door. Tom walks in, saying "Hi squi- damnit, I'm late again. Oh well, i guess I'll just watch the porno channel," and he sits down to turn it on.

Cut to Squidward in the snail hospital with a snail doctor. "Is my Snellie ok," asks Squidward. "Uh, well," the doctor begins, "she's pregnant." This catches Squidward wildly off guard. "WHAT?!," he screams. "Yeah, your snail must've been laid recently," says the Doctor. Snellie smiles suggestively. "But by who?!," asks Squidward. "How the fuck would i know," replies the doctor, as he walks off. Cut to Squidward driving to his house. "Snellie, have you been fucking anyone," Squidward asks. Snellie meows. "Forgot, you're a snail," replies Squidward. "I wonder how long it'll be until you give birth," Squidward asks while looking at Snellie. However, he loses focus on the road so he crashes his car into his house. "That's going to be expensive," he says.

Cut to Squidward walking inside his house. "Where've you been," asks Tom, while quickly taking his hand off his dick. "I was at the snail doctors. Snellie's pregnant," replies Squidward. Tom falls backwards in his chair. "When is she giving birth," he asks. "I don't know, the doctor was jacking off in the corner, so I just left," replies Squidward. Snellie starts to groan very loudly, and Squidward worriedly walks up to her. Snellie groans even more, and before Squidward could react, she has 5 children come out of her. Tom faints in shock. "Quintuplets?!" says Squidward in shock. "I thought you'd only have 1!" Squidward looks at the babies and panickley puts them in a box. "I'll keep them in here before i give them away," he says. "Now it's time to run to the store to get all the shit I'll need."

Cut to Squidward at the store, going up to the manager putting 5 bottles, bowls and snail food cans on the counter. The cashier says "that'll be $59.90," and Squidward replies "WHAT?! That is COMPLETE FUCKING BULLSHIT!" "Hey, i dont mark the prices. Now pay up or put those back," says the cashier. Squidward says "Uh… I'll pay you in sex."

Totally not R-rated content.