User blog:Kelpy G/Breath Of Fresh Squidward Shorts - 1

SpongeBob: Hey Squid...

Squidward: Wat

SpongeBob: Something came in the mail today

Patrick: Is it my flowers for my date on Sunday

Squidward: What Is It?

SpongeBob: WAT ARE THOSE???!!!

Patrick: No stupid, it's "21"

Squidward: What the?

Patrick: Yeah I practiced. I even posted a music video on Vine.

Squidward: ABC as simple as 1, 2, 3 as simple as do re mi, ABC, 123 baby you and me

Patrick: What are you singing

Squidward: A Jackson 5 song called "ABC"

Patrick: Nice...

Squidward: I should share it on Instaclam

Patrick: I use Instaclam every day even though I stopped Finbook and Clammer

Squidward: I still use Clammer, but I think Instaclam's gonna take over

SpongeBob: I hate Clammer

Patrick: Why?

SpongeBob: That Clam chirping spit

Patrick: Ewww...Sounds so 2007

SpongeBob: Exactly! Finbook is so 2004!

SpongeBob: What was you're favorite year on social media

Patrick: 2074

Squidward: Remember the good old days when MySpace was around

Patrick: What the heck is MySpace

SpongeBob: An ancient version of Facebook; Came out in 2003...

Patrick: That's so hecking old

Squidward: Our show premired in 1999...

Patrick: Wait, wut

Squidward: Deez Nuts!

Patchy: Ummm....