Absorbent Magazine Issue 2

Introduction
Greetings, I'm Cosmobo. And I'm here with another issue of Absorbent Magazine. I will give a little shout out to Radio Guy today. As he is the only person who actually could be bothered to leave a message. And it was a positive message. So yeah. Hopefully if I make more issues the first and 2nd issues will gain popularity. So maybe more messages?. I don't know. I hope more than 5 people actually read the first one.

SpongeBob Robotic Adventure Anniversary
Yes, I am a bit late but...SpongeBob's Robotic Adventure has had it's anniversary!. I have actually never ever played the game. I plan on playing it one day. I really like the look of it. So congrats who ever made it. It looks awesome though. So...I suggest you to play the game.

SpongeBob Movie 3
There has been a rumour about for a while saying a SpongeBob Movie 3 coming out. I can't quite remember who it was who posted the message but a worker said "Hopefully it won't take 11 years to make a sequel". Idea's like a cross over film have been trending. But I don't want a cross over. The most suggested cross over is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Seriously though, I don't want a crossover.

Deleted Scene
There's actually a deleted scene for SOOW. There's actually a lot of deleted scenes for Sponge Out of Water. The original I think only had 1. And that's not even that good. Burger Beard and The Seagull Crew feature in these deleted scenes. Yar – har – fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is all right to be! Do what you want ’cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!.

Lol

How to make a Krabby Patty Deluxe
The second part of how to!. Yay!. Today we are making a Krabby Patty Deluxe thing. I have forgot the name of it. But below there's a picture of it. But I forgot to warn you last time. Just don't show Plankton this magazine. He's very sneaky.

1. The things you will need to make our Deluxe Patty are Burger Buns, 2 Grilled Burgers, Tomatoes, Lettuce and Cheese.

2. Now you have bought all of these from your local Barg,N,Mart...Wait did I say Barg,N,Mart?. I meant shop. Get the burgers and BBQ them or put them on the grill. Make sure they aren't burnt though. If they are, Mr Krabs will fire you.

3. Put 1 grilled burger on the bottom bun.

4. Then chop up your tomatoes. When done you should have 10 mini circles shaped tomatoes. Place the tomatoes on top of the grilled burger on the bottom bun. Make it so the tomatoes are covering the top of the grilled burger.

5. Then get your lettuce and place it on top of the tomatoes so it's covering it. Simple.

6. Then place the other remaining grilled burger on top of the lettuce. So it's covering the lettuce.

7. Then put some flat cheese on top of the top grilled burger. So it's covering the top grilled burger.

8. Last but not least. Put the top of the bun on top of the cheese. So it's covering the cheese.

Now you should have a Deluxe Krabby Patty!. Also I don't know about grilling or stuff. Just check it on the internet or something.

Puzzles
SpongeBob and Patrick have never played this next puzzle. But Patrick did read a book on counting. So hopefully he will remember his numbers. Squidward might of played this before though. It would make sense if he has.



Comic


I found this on DevianArt. I will continue it in the other issues.