A Small Matter

A Small Matter is the pilot of the series SpongeBob: War For Bikini Bottom

Plot
A small argument turns Bikini Bottom into chaos.

Transcript
SpongeBob: Ah. What a great time at The Krusty Krab.

(Patrick walks in)

Patrick: Good morning Krusty Krab!

Squidward: What do you want, Patrick?

Patrick: Ummm, a Krabby Patty and Kelp Fries.

Squidward: Whatever. Seven dollars please.

Patrick: (Gives Squidward four dollars) Here.

Squidward: Patrick, that's four dollars. You need  another three dollars.

Patrick: Can I get my Patty and Fries please?

Squidward: No!

Patrick: Well okay then if you don't want my money. I have a job and I spent three days to get this MONEY! (Pushes Squidward into the fryers)

SpongeBob: Squidward, what the barnacles are you doing?!

Squidward: It's not my fault, cheese! It's that moron's fault!

SpongeBob: I'm not a cheese! And don't call my friend a moron!

(Squidward gets up and throws SpongeBob to Patrick, which both of them bumps into Fish #1)

Fish #1: Hey! Watch it! (Moves away but trips and spills water on Fish #2)

(Fish #2 punches Fish #1)

Perch Perkins: Hello Bikini Bottom and welcome to Bikini Bottom news! A new weapon called Fish Ternimator is invented! Now, we are going to-

Patrick: (Punches Perch Perkins) Use it! (Takes the weapon and fires at the screen)

To be continued......

Characters

 * SpongeBob SquarePants (Debut)
 * Patrick Star (Debut)
 * Squidward Tentacles (Debut)
 * Fish #1 (Also known as Nat) (Debut)
 * Fish #2 (Also known as Fred) (Debut)

Trivia
This is the first time in the series to the Krusty Krab without Mr. Krabs.