User blog:DontAskWhoJoeIs/Man-Ray: Rise of The Mega Glork OFFICIAL Teaser Trailer



‘Warning: The following trailer contains mild mature language and may not be suitable for all ages.’

Bob Davies: “I’m sorry Ernie.”

[In an alleyway] Bob Davies (wearing the Man-Ray suit) jumped and bounced off the wall of a building and body slammed a ninja!

A one second shot of a train going by is shown.

King of the cult: “HAHAHAHAAA!!!!!”

‘TEASER STARTS NOW!’

The king of the cult is seen walking in a hallway with glass walls and a railing. The scene cuts to him leaning on the railing, looking into the distance as a wave of microbots blow by.

Bob Davies sat in his doctor’s office. Bob: “Isn’t there anything you can do?!” Doctor: “I’m sorry. The cancer is too spread out in your body. You’ve got approximately two weeks left.” Bob lowered his head and teared up. The doctor handed him a tissue. Bob wiped his face then blew his nose.

‘THIS YEAR’

Bob Davies bent down to his knees in front of his father’s tombstone, holding a rose.

King of the cult narrated: “Once there was a worrier…”

A muscular medieval knight in red and blue stood at a cliff as his right hand morphed into a sword. In front of him, in the distance, was a view of the city and the shadow of a giant creature attacking it.

King of the cult narrating: “Faced against the embodiment of evil, he killed it.”

Bob Davies stood in a deep cave holding a pickaxe in his left hand and shined a flashlight at the same suit the warrior wore years ago. Bob: “What the hell?” Bob Davies got closer as the suit jumped onto him! An AI voice said: “Hello new user! Your breath stinks today.”

‘A NOT-JOE STUDIOS PRODUCTION!’

A one second shot of a train going by is shown.

3 ninjas walked in a skyscraper government building holding guns.

Bob Davies (wearing the suit) ran through an alleyway as a big explosion rushes behind him!

Bob Davies: “I’m sorry Ernie.”

Bob Davies (wearing the Man-Ray suit) jumped and bounced off the wall of a building and body slammed a ninja!

[At Bob’s house.] Bob Davies’ dog, Ernie, ran up to Bob and licked his face. Bob: “Ha, ha, ha! Good boy!”

King of the cult: “HAHAHAHAAA!!!!!”

King of the cult: “The Mega Glork REBORN!!!”

‘MAN-RAY: RISE OF THE MEGA GLORK’ ‘RATED R!’

[On a porch on the side of an apartment building] An old lady asked Bob: “Who are you?!” Bob responded with: “I’m Man-Ray!”