SpongeBob's Awakening

SpongeBob's Awakening is a short written by for Spin-Off Kings.

Transcript
(the short begins with SpongeBob sexually moaning on the toilet)

SpongeBob: UUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH! (he poops a baby out)

Baby: (crying) WAAAAAAAAA!!!

SpongeBob: Patrick, I'm gay!

(the camera zooms out, revealing that Patrick is in the bathroom with him, and has been watching him the entire time)

Patrick: I'm gay too!

SpongeBob and Patrick: We can be gay too!

Baby: Boo!

Patrick: (screaming) AAAHHH!

SpongeBob: It's OK, Patrick. That's just my P-P!

Patrick: I thought it was a table.

SpongeBob: C'mon baby, time for your shower!

Baby: No!

SpongeBob: OK then! What do you wanna do then?

Baby: Rap.

SpongeBob: You can't rap, bae-bee! That's unenforced!

Baby: Oh.

Patrick: You can rap on my armpits though!

Baby: OK! (he raps on Patrick's armpits)

Patrick: That feels intelligent!

SpongeBob: Wait a sec, Patrick! This short is too ecologically aware for FireMatch! It needs a Travis joke!

Patrick: Travis likes butts! (the three laugh and SpongeBob wakes up)

SpongeBob: What the? Oh... That was one wonderful dream!