Patrick's Fan Mail (3)

Patrick's Fan Mail #3 is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Squidward crawls under Patrick's rock.)

Squidward: Patrick! Did you break into my refrigerator again?

Patrick: Maybe.

(A letter falls into Patrick's mail slot.)

Patrick: Hey look, another letter!

(Patrick opens the letter and reads:)

Dear Patrick,

I agree with SpongeBob that you are, indeed, a genius. I found that I'm pretty good at math, but one question has been boggling my mind since grade one, so I wanted help from a professional. What is 2 + 4?

Sincerely,

___________ place name here

Patrick: Well, underscore-place-name-here, you came to the right starfish!

Squidward: (rolls eyes) This is gonna be a riot.

Patrick: (clears throat) The mass, or m, of an object multiplied by c2, or the speed of light squared, will give you its energy, or E. The full equation, as you can see, is mc2 = E.

Squidward: You idiot! He asked you what 2 + 6 is, not about Einstein's mass–energy equivalence!

Patrick: (reads the letter again) Well, what do you know! You're right! (clears throat again) 2 + 6 = 26. Sorry for the confusion.

Squidward: Can we talk about you stealing from my fridge now?

Patrick: Sorry, we're out of time! Join me next week for Patrick's Fan Mail!

(Click here to send a fan letter to Patrick Star.)