Quality Food

Quality Food
Quality Food is the first SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show short.

Transcript
Setting: Chum Bucket

Plankton: I'm a failure! I've spent my entire life trying to steal the Krabby Patty formula, and every time I fail.

Karen: That's your problem. You spend to much time trying to ruin Krabs's buiseness, that you never have time to improve yours.

Plankton: Shh Karen, I'm trying to think... that's it! Instead of trying to ruin Krabs's buiseness, I need to spend more time improving mine.  Karen: (Sighs)

Setting: Outside of Chum Bucket

Plankton: (Writes on bilboard) Finished. "Chum sticks now just $3.00."  Scooter: Wow! Chum Sticks now just $300! Something that expensive has to be quality food! I'll take twenty!  Plankton: Huh? (Observes that he left out the decimal point on the bilboard.) Oh. I can't believe that sucker just payed $6,000 on Chum Sticks.

Setting: Chum Bucket

Fred: (Eats Chum Stick) It's the most fowl thing I 've ever tasted, but I must have more! Hit me again!

Plankton: At this rate, I'll be the richest single cell organism in Bikini Bottom!

Health Inspector: Excuse me. Are you the owner of this fine establishment?

Plankton: Why yes I am.  Health Inspector:  I'm from the health department, and it appears that your chum carries a very contagious disease.

Plankton: What makes you say that?

Health Inspector: Fourteen of your customers in the past hour have required imediant medical attention. I'm sorry sir, but I'm going to have to shut you down.

Plankton: I knew it was too good to be true.