Ask Mr.krabs (Patrick)

The 4th episode of the Ask Mr.krabs series waer its Patrick turn however he keeps mistaken Mr.krabs for other celebritys

'''Mr.krabs=ohhhhh iam not looking forward to this not 1 bit! you people want to kown why?BECAUSE I`LL BE WITH THIS FAT IDOIT ALL DAY ASKING HIM QUSTIONS THAT HES TO STUPID TO ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!! who picks the guest haer?i`d like to kown!'''

Patrick=hello children

Mr.krabs=hello Patrick lets get this maddness over with OK Patrick Q.1 do you still talk to Mindy?

Patrick=why yes at times at times

Mr.krabs=what times?

Patrick=hmmmmmm most of the time its on a urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....

Mr.krabs=this is maddness

Patrick=maddness?THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Mr.krab=(gets pushed of clif)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

                                                                             PLASE STAND BY

'''Mr.krabs=(sigh) qusetion 1 down 9 to go this is going to be a LONG! day'''

Patrick=indeed Jorden

Mr.krabs=did you just call me jorden?

Patrick=yes Katy perry

Mr.krabs=is this some kind of a joke?

Patrick=no

Mr.krabs=(sigh)Q.2 Y U NO WAER T-SRITH

Patrick=Tulisa theres no law about body waer in my world so there

Mr.krabs=BUT THERE IS A LAW!!!!!not in your world but in everone eles world

Patrick=of corse Lady gaga

Mr.krabs=STOP CALLING ME ALL THESE NAMES!!!!!!!

Patrick=alright Tara storng 

Mr.krabs=IAM NOT.....................never mind lets just move on to q.3 ok 

Patrick=as you wish

Mr.krabs=Q.3 if you waer not a starfish what would you be?

Patrick=i would be a caer baer and make everone happy and um..........not sad and happy and not sad and love everone and i would babysit hugs & tugs and........

Mr.krabs=OK I GET IT i mean Q.4 how much money is in your Fishy bank

Fishy bank is the underwater version of the piggy bank

Patrick=i dont have any Money

Mr.krabs=NO MONEY GEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTT OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

Patrick=but Mary brown what about my other six qusetions?

Mr.krabs=oh alright just STOP CALLING ME THESE NAMES!!!!!!!!

Patrick=iam sorry Janet Jackson

Mr.krabs=grrrrrrr Q.5 why do you make everthing in your house out of sand?

Patrick=well whats sand?

Mr.krabs=its the thing on the ground

Patrick=whats the ground?

Mr.krabs=the thing we walk on

Patrick=whats walking?

Mr.krabs=Q.6 how stupid are you?

Patrick=(gasp)are you saying iam dump MR.ROBBIE WILLIAMS????????

Mr.krabs=oh so now he gets my gender right

Patrick=whats a gender?

Mr.krabs=its men and women

Patrick=whats men and women?

Mr.krabs=there the 2 genders

Patrick=whats a gender?

Mr.krabs=JUST FORGET IT!!!!!!!!!!

Patrick=louser

Mr.krabs=Q.7 if i died right now what would you do?

Patrick=well justine bieber......

'''Mr.krabs=JUSTINE BIEBER!!!!!!!!!! AND OUT OF ALL THE FAMOUS PEOPLE YOU HAD TO PICK THAT THAT THAT IAM NOT EVEN GOING TO SAY IT BECASUE IT WOULD BE WRONG TO SAY IT BECAUSE ITS GOT TO DO WITH SOMETHING THAT EVEN ALDUTS ARE TO YOUNG TO HAER IT!!!!!'''

Patrick=oh charming ever so charming David tennet

Mr.krabs=ha Q.8 whats with this celebrity name calling

Patrick=i never called you anything Rihanna

Mr.krabs=SEE THERE YOU GO AGING!!!!!!!!!!

Patrick=controll yourself Dom joly

Mr.krabs=AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Patrick=My next qusetion jevees?

Mr.krabs=who in the world is jeeves?

Patrick=i have no idae Gary barlow

'''Mr.krabs=IAM NOT GARY BARLOW OR ANY OTHER FAMOUS PERSON!!!!! IAM MR.KRABS ONWER OF THE KRUSTY KRAB HOME OF THE WORLD FAMOUS KRABBY PATTY AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!'''

Patrick=ohhh so thats your name Mrs.krabs

Mr.krabs=me gusta Q.9 how would you feel if i began calling you names?

Patrick=well i dont kown this got boring can i go home?

Mr.krabs=not ather Q.10 whats your favorite countrey to visit?

Patrick=Ireland can i go home?

Mr.krabs=yes 

Patrick=good because iam (Mr.krabs kicks him into the sky)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

'''Mr.krabs=AND DONT......... join me next time for Mindys turn.............EVER COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!'''