User blog:MrScience12/Explosive Nights - Part Three: Warehouse Findings

Sworn to Secrecy presents Explosive Nights - Part Three: Warehouse Findings.

Transcript

 * [short begins at the Bomb Band headquarters; the team is driving up to the warehouse; the horizon is an afternoon, yet the sun is sitting just on the mountain range; the sky is fairly dark]


 * SpongeBob: Here, Sandy. Turn left. [car turns left; car stops gradually] Here we are. The Bomb Band warehouse.


 * Patrick: I wonder if they're still here since our last confrontation.


 * SpongeBob: [hops out of car] Only one way to find out. [walks briskly toward the warehouse; looks back] Are you coming or what?


 * Sandy: We're coming. Just patiently. Who knows what could happen during a raid, SpongeBob.


 * SpongeBob: I do. A little something like this. [runs to door and kicks it down] We have a few questions for you, Bomb Band! [takes out flashlight and looks around]


 * Sandy: Oh, clam shells. [opens car door and exits the car; begins walking briskly after SpongeBob with the rest of the team] What does he think he's doing?


 * Patrick: His job.


 * Sandy: I don't think barging into a warehouse with possible explosions was in my job application.


 * Patrick: I meant his man job. He wants to prove he can be tough in these situations. The first time we were in the government building, he had to leap out of the window to survive. It's made him feel weaker ever since.


 * Squidward: And that's why we're here. To make sure he's safe while performing his macho occupation. [team enters the warehouse]


 * Sandy: Hello? Anyone in here?


 * SpongeBob: Just me. Nothing's in here except for a bunch of explosives.


 * Sandy: Don't light a match, anyone.


 * SpongeBob: Don't worry. These explosives won't doing anything. They've been deactivated to keep the Bomb Band from exposing their location. [smiles] I already tested it.


 * Sandy: You could have killed us!


 * Patrick: Yeah, but it didn't. But this will. [brings a box over that says "BB" on the top]


 * Sandy: What is it with you guys and wanting to hold explosives?


 * Patrick: No, not that. Do you see the letters "BB"? Of course you do. But what you didn't see is this. [turns box over]


 * SpongeBob: Property of Bikini Bottom Industries and Warehouses". [facepalms] Oh. [walks around in panic] No, no, no, no, no, no, NO! [sighs loudly] Not them again''!


 * Squidward: What? What is it?


 * Sandy: Yeah. What's the matter?


 * Patrick: Bikini Bottom Industries and Warehouses is run by all of Bikini Bottom. Specifically the government. The letters "BB" doesn't stand for Bomb Band. It stands for...


 * SpongeBob: Brandon Bass.


 * [To be continued...]