POOP! 18: The Pooped Star

'''POOP! 18: The Pooped Star''' is the eighteenth overall installment of POOP! The Series and the fourth episode of the second season. In this episode, Patrick opens up a burger joint from his house with favorable reviews. But little do the customers know the secret recipe!

Poopy Buddy laid on his deathbed mere days after being created by Patrick. Gasping for air, he told Patrick his final goodbyes as he took his final breath. Patrick sobbed but quickly found a way to repurpose the "dead" feces as he took a bite out of dead Poopy Buddy. He decorated the exterior of his house with colorful assortments while converting his rock into a fully-functional restaurant. He called the restaurant, "The Pooped Star."

As the name implied, many customers stopped by the burger joint before heading home tired from work. These burgers were just as tasty as Krabby Patties and thus, the Krusty Krab lost business. Weeks passed and Mr. Krabs decided to investigate why he was losing business. He traced the source to Patrick's rock, now a restaurant. "Patrick, of course!" exclaimed Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs and Plankton teamed up to find Patrick's secret burger recipe and waited until night. At approximately midnight, the two sneaked to Patrick's rock in an attempt to uncover the secret recipe. They stole a frozen patty and took it to Karen. She analyzed the meat and immediately barfed. "Oh my God, this is...this is...crap!" said Karen. Plankton gagged and Mr. Krabs said "of course."

The next day, the three headed to the Bikini Bottom newspaper manufacturing company to share the story that Patrick's burgers contain his own feces. The head honcho was disgusted and immediately documented the findings, due in tommorrow's newspapers! The next day, the Bikini Bottomites lined up at the hospital to get their stomachs pumped and the health department shut down Patrick's restaurant.