The Heron Whisper

The Heron Whisper is the pilot episode of the SpongeBob Crocodiles! series. In this episode, Spongebob gets Gary the heron, despite the mone

Transcript
Spongebob: PATRICK!

Patrick: Yes?

Spongebob: I need a pet!

Patrick: Well you can get either a heron or flamingo...

Spongebob: I know Patrick!

Patrick: I know how you can get one with no money!

Spongebob: Really? Tell me!

Patrick: Ok. SCRATCH THEM LIKE THERES NO TIME!

Spongebob: Hmmm,...Naaa....

Patrick: You may want a pet. But the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma (mind bubble shows milk spilling)

Patrick: Hey! remember when I survived last summer?

Spongebob: Yep!

(Flashback begins)

Patrick: And now, I will swim in a human swarm! (Jumps in pool full of gummy men) I AM ALIVE!

Spongebob: Uhh... Patrick. They are GUMMY men. They ARE not real!

Patrick: Oh...

(Flashback ends)

Patrick and Spongebob: Good times....

Spongebob: I want a Heron!

Patrick (eating a fish and gulping): ok...mmm....

(Spongebob runs to the pet store)

Spongebob: I WANT A HERON!

Random Croc: Ok. 292 dollars

Spongebob: Well...

(Spongebob gets kicked out of the pet store)

Spongebob: Now I will never have a pet... just a fox hat (takes off and looks at fox hat) Why do I have this anyway? (puts hat back on).

(Spongebob spies on pet store people)

Phone: it this the pet store

Harold: No this is Harold.

Phone: It this the pet store?

Harold: No, this is Harold!

Phone: Is this the pet store?

Harold: NO! THIS IS HAROLD!

Spongebob (laughing): THAT IS THE NAME OF THE STORE! (leaves)

Patrick: Hey Spongebob!

Spongebob: Hi Pat!

Patrick: Is your heron invisible?

Spongebob: No Pat, I'm broke.

Patrick: Oh, sorry for your loss. Of money...

Spongebob: Wait, Herons also live in the swamp!

Patrick: Bye Spongebob!

Spongebob: Bye Pat!

Time Card: At the swamp

Spongebob: Looks like nothing is here...

???: Squack!

Spongebob: A heron! Yay!

???: Yay!

Spongebob: I will name you, Gary!

Gary: Squack!

Spongebob: Roar!

Gary: Cheep!

Spongebob: Am I nice?

(Gary Shakes head)

Spongebob: Yay!

Spongebob: Come on Gary, YOUR going with me!

(Night, at Spongebob's house)

Spongebob: Good night Gary!