The Hat

The Hat is an episode of The Mr. Krabs and Patrick Show. In this episode, Patrick, after seeing a cool guy with a hat, buys a hat.

Characters

 * Patrick
 * Mr. Krabs
 * Cool guy with a hat
 * Fish crowd
 * Cashier
 * Squidward
 * SpongeBob
 * French Narrator

Story
Patrick:What a beautiful day to go eat at the Krusty Krab.

Cool guy:*rides his motorcycle like a god*

Fish crowd:Yay! You're the best! Again!

Patrick:Wow....

Cool guy:I know tubby, wow.

Patrick:What makes him so cool? Mmmh....*sees him riding his motorcycle* i got it! It must be the hat! I should buy a hat and i'll be cool like him!

* bubble transition*

Cashier:Thank you, come again.

Patrick:*gets out of the store* Patrick Star, you're one smart starfish! *enters the Krusty Krab with a smug face, walks like a cool guy while cool background music plays* One cool Krabby Patty please.

Squidward:SpongeBob, one cool Krabby Patty.

SpongeBob:Coming right up!

Patrick:Mmmh....looks good. *takes a bite, then spits it out* BLEH! THIS KRABBY PATTY IS KINDA COLD! SpongeBob, why did you make me a kinda cold Krabby Patty?

SpongeBob:Because you asked for one!

Patrick:No, i asked for a cool one!

SpongeBob:Exactly!

Mr. Krabs:*comes out of his office* I hear complaining! What's going on here?

Patrick:I asked for a cool Krabby Patty, and SpongeBob made me a kinda cold one!

Mr. Krabs:.......So?

Patrick:What do you mean? Do you make cool people kinda cold Krabby Patties?

Mr. Krabs:.........*facepalms* Oh, now i understand. Patrick, there are two meanings to the word cool:One is cool awesome, and the other is cool kinda cold.

Patrick:Uuuhhh.....

Mr. Krabs:Read it on the dictionary. *gives him a dictionary*

Patrick:Uuuh, i don't understand anything.

Mr. Krabs:Hear the dictionary! *makes him listen to an audio book of the dictionary*

French Narrator:43 days later....

Mr. Krabs:It ended! Now, do you understand?

Patrick:No.

Mr. Krabs:Ok who cares. Anyways, you don't really look cool. No offense.

Patrick:But i have a hat!

Mr. Krabs:Did you think a hat would make you cool?

Patrick:Well, earlier this morning, i saw a guy with a hat riding a motorcycle like a god! It was so cool, so i thought a hat would make me cool!

Mr. Krabs:Is the hat what made him cool to you?

Patrick:Yes! I think....wait a minute.....THE MOTORCIRCLE!

Mr. Krabs:Motorcycle.

Patrick:I gotta buy that to be cool! *tries to exit the Krusty Krab, but gets stopped*

Cool guy:Stop!

Patrick:*gasp* The cool guy!

Cool guy:Yeah, it's me. Listen, do you know how many months of practice i did to learn to ride a motorcycle?

Patrick:No.

Cool guy:Neither do i, i don't really remember, but around 24.

Patrick:2000 YEARS?!

Cool guy:No, 2. And i had to practice like, every hour.

Patrick:I can't do that! That's too much for me!

Cool guy:Exactly. But don't try to be cool, just be yourself!

Patrick:You're right!

Squidward:Really? "Just be yourself"? A moral? What a bad ending.

Cool guy:Oh the episode's not over yet. Patrick, DO YOU WANT TO TAKE AN EPIC RIDE IN MY MOTORCYCLE?!

Patrick:HECK YEAH!

Cool guy:*rides the motorcycle, going through deserts and mountains*

Patrick:THIS IS SUPER COOL!

Cool guy:BE READY TO BE EVEN COOLER:WE'RE GOING TO GO TO NORTH KOREA!

French Narrator:56 minutes later....

Cool guy:*rides his motorcycle as fast as he can, while people are shooting him in the distance* THAT WAS A BAD IDEA!

Patrick:YEAH, I GUESS THE REAL MORAL IS:DON'T GO TO NORTH KOREA!