Zeta Beta Theta Eta

Zeta Beta Theta Eta is an episode of Proud To Be Square.

Plot
Squidward's college is destroyed by troublesome students in the fraternity house.

Plot
Non-Related episode moment "And now for a quick anti-humour sketch" "Let's throw a party!" Pearl said, jumping and actually throwing a party of people into the air. A laugh track is heard, but it doesn't stop. "Pearl, you're actually throwing a party." Informed one of the other frat students. The laugh track played again, not stopping, again. "Ugh, sorry." Pearl groaned, throwing a picture of a party, seemingly getting it out of thin air.

The laugh track played again and the audio of the sketch became unintelligible as credits set to the full house theme started playing. The credits began to multiply until it was just spikes of sound and waves of audio. Sketch time : 2 minutes 30 seconds As the title card transitioned into the college Squidward was principal at (shaped in his image, pimples, boils, wrinkles and all) noise erupted from the room next to it, causing the boil on the top of the college to shatter. The noise sounded like screaming men and women, although, they weren't in fear, they were screams of pure joy and bliss (and a whole lot of strong liquor.)

Squidward opened the doors of the building with such force, that it caused the building to shake violently for a solid five seconds. His grating yell, although affected by the phlegm in his throat, caused the party to stop completely. "Clam up! If I was as completely stupid as you dimbulbs, I'd lose my brain stem! Now keep it quiet." he yelled. As soon as he left, the party erupted again, causing him to come back and yell the same thing.

After making it back to his office and failing some art papers, some of which had great detail and effort, because they didn't match his "artistic vision" he heard the noise again. He stormed into the room again, the party stopped and when he left it roared up again. This went on and on, as Squidward got more deranged each time it happened.

The episode ends with Squidward destroying the frat house and returning to his office. He's handed a hefty fine by an officer that was nearby at the time. "Squidward Tentacles, you're arrested on one charge of aggravated destruction of a building. That's a first." The policeman said, with an unusually calm tone to his voice. Squidward groaned. Epilogue The frat students are dancing in the rubble. The scene cuts to the science lab where the newly reconstructed boil crumbles again, crushing it.

Trivia

 * This is the only episode of the series to receive a PG-13 rating because of the numerous appearances of alcohol.
 * This is the first episode written by Cicicity.
 * Squidward is missing a pupil in one frame, as he's slamming the doors open.