Patrick Serves in the Army

Patrick Serves in the Army is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(A 20-year-old Patrick is sleeping in an army camp.)

Sergeant: WAKE UP! WAKE UP, YOU PIECE OF SCUM!

Patrick: Huh?

Sergeant: YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN OUT THERE TRAINING THIRTY MINUTES AGO! WHAT THE BARNACLES WERE YOU DOING?

Patrick: Sleepin'.

Sergeant: ARE YOU GETTING SMART WITH ME?

Patrick: Wow, that's the first time anybody's called me smart in my lifetime.

Sergeant: THAT IS IT! TWENTY PUSH-UPS, RIGHT NOW!

(Patrick gets on his knees and starts doing push-ups.)

Sergeant: WHAT THE TARTER SAUCE IS WRONG WITH YOU? ARE YOU A MAN?

Patrick: Last time I checked.

Sergeant: THEN GET OFF THOSE KNEES AND START DOING REAL PUSH-UPS!

(Patrick does push-ups with his knees off the ground. He starts sweating.)

Patrick: I don't like this.

Sergeant: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE THIS! YOU ARE IN THE ARMY!

Patrick: The army? I thought this was Spanish class!

(Patrick packs his suitcase and leaves.)

Sergeant: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? I WILL HAVE YOU CHARGED WITH DESERTION! DON'T YOU (coughs) shoot i lost my voice

(What a twist!)