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The Five Weeks of No Vember presents Saturday Morning Neighbors!

Transcript

 * [episode starts in SpongeBob's bedroom; his alarm goes off after a few seconds, and SpongeBob awakens]


 * SpongeBob: Another morning. But not just any morning. It's a Saturday, which means that it's another weekend with Vember. [rises to a sitting position] Oh, Vember. Vember? Where could he have gone?


 * Gary: Meow. [slugs to SpongeBob with note]


 * SpongeBob: What's this little note? [picks up note] "Dear SpongeBob, I have decided to go out for the day. Signed, Vember". Well, that gives us the day to ourselves, huh, Gary? [sees Gary has slugged away] Gary? Gary?


 * [scene cuts to Vember, who is crawling toward Squidward's house; the camera cuts to Squidward's bedroom; Squidward has his clarinet in hand]


 * Squidward: Let us now serenade all of the sea with the sound of smoothe jazz. Or, at least my two dim-witted neighbors. [begins playing jazz-styled music]


 * Vember: [looks at Squidward through window] Mu-sac! [opens window]


 * Squidward: [stops playing] Huh?! [turns around and sees Vember] Who is this? What are you doing in here?


 * Vember: Mu-sac! Mu-sac!


 * Squidward: Music? You want to hear my music? Well, if you insist. It's nice to see the enjoyment of culture so young. [continues playing music]


 * Vember: [claps] Mu-sac! Mu-sac!


 * Squidward: [stops playing; bows] Thank you. Thank you. You know. I guess this won't be so bad having you around for a few hours. Say, who sent you here, anyways?


 * Vember: SpongeBob.


 * Squidward: [throws Vember out of house] Sorry, but we're closed. Bye.


 * Vember: Where to now? [looks around; sees Mr. Krabs's anchor] An-curr.


 * [scene cuts to Mr. Krabs's living room; Mr. Krabs is watching television]


 * Mr. Krabs: This is the life. Kicking back on Saturdays.


 * Pearl: Are you kidding me, dad? Aren't you supposed to be at the store by now?


 * Mr. Krabs: I have some time, me Pearl. How long has it been? A minute? Two?


 * Pearl: It's been three hours, dad.


 * Mr. Krabs: Why don't you go look at some TV like all of the other twelve year olds?


 * Pearl: But I'm...never mind. I'll do what I always do in this situation: look out the window. [looks out window] Hello. What's this? [picks up Vember] Dad, it's a baby.


 * Mr. Krabs: Bring him in. See if he'll complain about a three-hour delay.


 * Vember: Tell-a-vision. [crawls onto couch; sloushes like Mr. Krabs]


 * Mr. Krabs: Look at that. He's already becoming like ol' Krabs here.


 * Television: Are you a baby?


 * Vember: Yes.


 * Television: Are you sitting next to a red crab?


 * Vember: Yes.


 * Television: Then turn to him and ask him for a crisp, green and shiny dollar bill.


 * Mr. Krabs: That's not happening. [turns off television; throws Vember out of window]


 * Vember: Where now? [looks around; sees Sandy's treedome] Tree! [crawls toward treedome]


 * [scene cuts to Sandy's treedome, where Sandy is writing something down on a clipboard]


 * Sandy: Weird. These calculations seem all wrong. The acorn stash should be over in that corner. Not in that corner. They were right just a second ago. [moves clipboard, revealing Vember] Ah! Where did this baby come from?


 * Vember: Numbers. [takes clipboard]


 * Sandy: Ooh. Isn't that the cutest thing. It's nice to see an interest in numbers so early.


 * Vember: Calculations wrong. Need better brain.


 * Sandy: [gasps] Why I never. [throws Vember out of house]


 * Vember: [sees pineapple] Spung-Bob.


 * [scene cuts to SpongeBob, drinking coffee and watching television; a knock is heard at the door]


 * SpongeBob: [opens door] Hello? [gasps] Vember, it's you! [picks up Vember] Where have you been all day?


 * Squidward: [offscreen] I'll tell you where he's been. [walks toward SpongeBob with Mr. Krabs, Pearl, and Sandy] He's been going to our houses and bothering us on our Saturday morning.


 * Rest of Gang: Yeah!


 * Squidward: Next time, try supervising your little trouble-maker!


 * [Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Pearl, and Sandy walk away]


 * SpongeBob: Well, it just goes to show that Saturday morning isn't as easy as Sunday morning, huh, Vember? [Vember appears to be gone] Vember? Vember? Well, looks like it's just me and you, Gary. Ready for that bonding time? Gary? Gary?


 * [episode ends]