SBFW, Fanfiction Emporium

SBFW, Fanfiction Emporium is the first short of the series SBFW: After Hours.

Synopsis
A user is caught up in an effort by SBFW admins to lure him away from ESB.

Transcript

 * [The scene cuts to a user who posts fanfiction on FSB weeps after getting no views. A light then appears behind him. The user turns around.]
 * Narrator: Now, look what happened! You have no likes again! Isn't that right
 * Wikia User: Yeah...[stops weeping]...what do I do?
 * [The scene cuts to a man presenting a website.]
 * Uncle Fanon: Well come on down to the SB Fanfiction Wiki![Camera zooms inside to see the huge fanfics] I'm so mad about my massive fanfiction inventory that I am slapping prices like crazy!
 * [Scene cuts back to the narration.]
 * Narrator: UNCLE'S ANGRY! [while he is saying this, the captions appear in yellow font. Cuts back to Uncle Fanon]
 * Uncle Fanon: Look at this! Brand new furnished spin-off only for sale under an adoption