User blog comment:SpongeBot678/why i should be crat/@comment-27062334-20180408151837

this was a rollercoaster of a painfully unfunny joke

you started off with obviously bad reasons so i thought that would be the continued joke, as anyone would do, right? then you went for the 'incredibly specific' angle to the point of almost-surreal levels of pointlessness, which i assumed was the direction, until you say you meet God or whatever. then you ruin the joke by saying it's a joke, maybe trying to break the fourth wall or something. yet i didn't chuckle or even crack a smile throughout. odd, that.