SpongeBob Meets a Hooker

Spongebob Meets a Hooker is a episode of Spongebob SquarePants v2.0.

Transcript
(Spongebob is walking in a dark alley, looking for his date)

Spongebob: I could've sworn I would meet my date in this dark alley.

(A prostitute shows up)

Prostitute: Hi there, sugar.

Spongebob: Ooh, are you my date?

Prostitute: Um, yeah, whatever. Look, do you have any dough?

Spongebob: I have cookie dough in my pocket. You want some?

Prostitute: No, I meant do you have bills?

Spongebob: Hmm, lemme see…

Spongebob: Here's an electric bill. I was overdue 12 months.

Prostitute: No, dumbass, I actually meant do you got any notes?

(Spongebob sings)

Spongebob: Yeah, but I can only sing as high as F#.

Prostitute: Well here's an F for ya, it means fuck you because you don't pay upfront.

Spongebob: What's upfront?

Prostitute: Oh, let's just fuck.

(Spongebob and the prostitute start having sex in a dusty hotel room)

(The next day)

Pimp: Bitch, where's my money?

Prostitute: The yellow freak won't stop being stupid, so I let his ass go scott free.

Pimp: What?! You fucked without goddamn dough, bitch?! Imma beat yo ass, ho.

(The pimp whips the prostitute with his belt and the prostitute ends up in a bloody puddle.)

Pimp: That’ll teach ya not to fuck without gettin' my money you stupid fuckin’ bitch.