There Are Some Idiots In This World

There Are Some Idiots In This World is the third SBFW Go! short. In it, Polar expresses his confusion over the bible. The short was entered into the Spin-Off Kings competition.

Characters

 * Polar
 * Phil
 * CrazySponge
 * Jake

Transcript
(the short opens with Polar entering the lounge)

Polar: What you all up to?

Phil: Not much, gotta go to Church soon.

Polar: Oh. (sits down on the couch) Y’know, you Christian then?

Phil: Yeah. Uh… why?

Polar: Nothing, nothing! I couldn’t get into Christianity myself.

CrazySponge: What about Hooplanity? I’m Hooplan.

Polar: No, no, any religion is too much of a commitment for me. I can’t help thinking the possibility of everything I would believe in being fake. Plus, I’m a way too busy man to attend Church.

Jake: Way too much nude pics to look at, I suppose?

Polar: Yeah- (regretting he said that) Well, um…

CrazySponge: It’s not just commitment and attending church though, is it? It’s love.

Polar: Another reason I’m not religious. As you just said, CrazySponge, it’s more than commitment. It’s belief. Yeah, everything in the bible is made up.

Phil: (offended) What?

Polar: It’s made up, or at least exaggerated! The bible says that you can’t be homosexual, right?

Phil: Yeah…

Polar: But in the Easter Story Judas or whoever kisses Jesus on the cheek!

Phil: But that’s not necessarily-

Polar: And then there’s Noah’s Ark. What do he have on that boat?

Phil: Two of every animal?

Polar: Exactly! Two of every animal! Must’ve been a big boat. And that’s not even mentioning the animal cruelty! And then there’s the rain, oh, the horrific rain! It rained for forty days or something, yes?

Phil: Your point is…?

Polar: Back in England that’s your average weather forecast!

Jake: The church fund is dying because of people like him.

Polar: And doesn’t the bible say to do everything in the name of Jesus? There’s a stunning lack of Facebook accounts under his name!

Phil: I can’t bare this any longer! (Phil and Jake both walk out of the HQ)

Polar: I’m not even finished yet!

Jake: There are some idiots in this world. (they walk towards the church)

Plot
The short begins with Polar entering the lounge, wondering what's going on. Phil states that he's going to church soon, to which Polar replies that he can't get into religion. He then goes on to idiotically explain how he thinks the bible is fake. Not able to bare it any longer, Phil and Jake walk out of the HQ and the episode closes with Jake stating that "There are some idiots in this world".