User blog:Ponyo Fan/SBFW Drama Alert (the good version): Episode 1

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WHAT IS UP Drama lert nation, I'm your host Danker Memestarleeeeet's get riiiiiiight into the Jews!

Our first story today comes from the WHO - that's the World Health Organization. A study that was released today has some scary findings. In their study of 350 volunteers, every single one of them died of cancer after reading the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki. Yes, just looking at the homepage of this controversial, terrifying wiki can increase your risk for cancer by 97,000%.

Also in the news, SpongeBob's Robotic Adventure 2: Chumopolis! was deemed the hardest game ever by Ponyo Fan, who played it live on Seven Radio and failed miserably. It's also worth noting that she can't even beat most Happy Wheels levels, so perhaps she's not the best indicator for what a game's difficulty level is.

You suck eggs, Ponyo

Our last story is breaking right now. It appears that The Terrible Travis has been kidnapped by the Ku Klux Klan, who have finally answered his repeated calls for them. At the same time, our exclusive cameras from Tyce's bathroom show that he took a pregnancy test today...and it was positive!


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Tyce's baby daddy has been kidnapped by the KKK!

"It might not be Travis," you say. Come the f(redacted) on, I know you all ship it!

That's all the Jews we have for today. Tune in again next time, same dank time, same meme channel.