User blog:Pepelepew1949winner/SpunkBizzle: Infection

{| cellspacing="3" style="width:100%;" SpunkBizzle: Infection be a spin-off of tha series SpunkBizzle SweatPants. Da show bigs up SpunkBizzle n' tha gang attemptin ta live up in a zombie-infested town. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Each episode is 42-46 minutes long. Well shiiiit, it be also a shitload mo' bloody n' violent than most SpunkBizzle spin-offs, n' has had nuff muthafuckin disses bout its TV-14 rating. Each season gotz nuff 13 episodes.
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Virus - Written by JellyfishJam38
Bikini Atoll is struck by a epidemic n' playas start ta act strangely, while a organization tries ta prove dat tha disease is not a god damn thang but a gangbangin' flu fo'sho. With tha help of Sandyz investigation, tha gang disprove tha skeptics, n' realize dat they hood aint NEVER gonna be tha same again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da next day, tha gang goes tha fuck into hood n' smoke up dat dem hoes has turned tha fuck into zombies. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! Da gang accepts they fate yo, but Patrick drops some lyrics ta dem dat if they die, they must take a thugged-out dirtnap heroes fo' realz. And so begins tha Infection saga! (TV-14-DLSV)

Survivors - Written by JellyfishJam38
While searchin frantically fo' a zombie-free area, tha gang find a underground shelter where nuff survivin Bikini Bottomites is hidin from tha zombies. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! While up in there, they learn how tha fuck ta bust a cap up in a zombie. But a tornado hits Bikini Bottom n' tha shelter swoops overground. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da zombies peep it n' gradually smash all up in tha metal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. When they git in, SpunkBizzle, Patrick, Sandy, Krabs n' Squidward use they newfound knowledge of zombie-killin ta destroy dem yo, but there be too many, so tha survivors begin ta git picked off one by one. Will tha gang be next, biatch? (TV-14-DLV)

Missin - Written by JellyfishJam38
Sandy mysteriously disappears one night, so SpunkBizzle uses Patrick ta extract shiznit from tha zombies fo' realz. All fails, until Patrick findz a wet, terribly-written ransom note inside a thugged-out dead zombiez grill. Further investigation of tha note states dat Sandy has been kidnapped by tha zombies, whoz ass is willin ta cook up a sacrifice ta tha "Zombie Mackdaddy". Can tha rest of tha gang crash tha zombies' sick, twisted party, or will it be too late, biatch? (TV-14-DLSV)

Savior - Written by Crew Seedrian Game 2.0
After rescuin Sandy from tha zombie sacrifice, a lobsta named Larry offers ta take dem ta a safe-haven. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. They trust him, especially afta bein so heroic against tha zombies. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Mista Muthafuckin Krabs don't like trust him, n' believes dat they is bein hustled tha fuck into a trap. (TV-PG-DLSV)

Note: Da only episode rated TV-PG, n' tha straight-up original gangsta episode ta not be freestyled by JellyfishJam38.

Unsafe - Written by JellyfishJam38
Upon further exploration of tha non-infected unit, tha gang find dat tha survivin playa hatas from episode 2 live there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. But when one of tha gangstas takes a thugged-out dirt nap up in a funky-ass bloody freak accident, tha zombies smell tha blood n' begin ta flock across tha so-called safe haven. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Larry is bitten n' Squidward stays behind ta keep his ass aiiight before his fuckin lil' dirtnap, while tha rest of tha hood is stranded up in a remote area of tha town. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Mista Muthafuckin Krabs was right son! (TV-14-DLV)

Stranded - Written by Crew Seedrian Game 2.0
Da mishap wit Larry has left tha gang stranded up in tha middle of a kelp jungle. They gotta forage wit what tha fuck lil supplies dat they've gots up in order ta make it all up in cause I gots dem finger-lickin' chickens wit tha siz-auce. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Squidward suddenly gets paranoid of everyone, n' fears dat they will all perish. Da insanitizzle is startin ta corrupt tha crew, as they may lead ta they own demise. (TV-14-LSV)

Searchin - Written by Lil' Willy Leonard
Squidward has left tha camp up in tha middle of tha night, believin dat da thug will find his way up fasta ridin' solo. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. SpunkBizzle tries ta git tha gang ta smoke wit his ass dat Squidward need ta be found yo, but dem hoes else disagrees. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. SpunkBizzle then leaves tha camp his dirty ass ta search fo' Squidward, leavin tha rest ridin' solo. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Suddenly a ambush by a crew of zombies breaks tha gang up, n' they gotta find a way ta re-unite each other, while also searchin fo' a way ta git outta tha kelp jungle. (TV-14-DLV)

Hypochondria - Written by Lil' Willy Leonard


Da gang have come back together again yo, but there be a a problem. Patrick has been lyin on tha floor fo' minutes while clutchin his thugged-out arm, frontin dat da thug was infected by a zombie when tha gang split up. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sandy examines tha arm n' say dat he be all gravy yo, but Patrick say otherwise n' refuses ta move. No Muthafucka can leave without leavin Patrick behind, so they gotta find a way ta git his ass struttin again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Can they do dat n' keep theyselves kickin it all up in tha same time, biatch? And is there straight-up some truth ta what tha fuck Patrick says, biatch? (TV-14-DLV)

Voracious - Written by SpongeKing
After smokin some weird chicken, Patrick turns on Squidward n' prepares ta bust a cap up in his muthafuckin ass. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sandy studies tha chicken, n' reveals dat it aint nuthin but a thugged-out sticky-icky-icky dat will bust a cap up in Patrick up in 24 hours. Da crew manages ta stop Patrick, knockin his ass out. Just then tha sticky-icky-icky takes over him, flingin his ass tha fuck into a murderous rage. (TV-14-DLSV)

Dutchman - Written by Spongeyfan77/JellyfishJam38


Da hunt fo' shelter is gettin steadily mo' hard as fuck per second, as tha gang find dat mainly all potential safe-havens done been inhabited by gangz of rabid zombies. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! In they desperation, they decizzle ta take shelter up in a ancient ship, which they soon discover belongs ta tha Flyin Dutchman, whoz ass at first seems rather benign fo' a pimp, n' not much worse than his thugged-out lil' personalitizzle up in tha original gangsta SpunkBizzle series. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat SpunkBizzle realizes dat tha Infectionz stress has corrupted his ass n' chizzled his thugged-out aiiight freaky pranks tha fuck into actz of legit evil. This fact is confirmed when up in a spell of insanity, tha gang is tied up n' covered wit zombie bait, which inevitably attracts zombies. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! Durin dis long fight, SpunkBizzle is scratched by a zombiez claws. Could dis mean dat SpunkBizzle is soon ta join tha Infectedz ranks? (TV-14-DLSV)

Slayers - Written by Chrisvader1234
SpunkBizzle has seemingly been infected by a big-ass crew of zombies whose sole mission is ta find n' smoke tha final survivorz of they kind. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da gang flees, knowin dat if they try ta save SpunkBizzle, they could git captured n' infected. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. While fleein from tha zombies, they encounter a crew of survivors known as tha Slayers, whoz ass is tryin ta gather a army ta resist tha zombie forces. But is they playaz or do they be thinkin tha gang is chicken, biatch? (TV-14-DLV)

Vivisection - Written by JellyfishJam38
Da gang join tha Slayers afta provin they worth ta dem yo, but fo' some reason, Mista Muthafuckin Krabs outright refuses ta join, n' disbandz from tha gang now dat they've "sold they souls ta pure evil". Da crew pass dis off as tha ravingz of a playa whoz gone feral yo, but Squidward uncovers a thugged-out dark secret bout them: they is wackly fuckin wit on fish ta try ta find a cold-ass lil cure fo' tha zombie virus. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha rest of tha gang have poured they hearts n' trust tha fuck into tha work of tha Slayers, n' again n' again n' again do not believe his fuckin lyrics. Because of this, it aint long before tha gang, bar Krabs n' Squidward, is chained up n' made tha fuck into test subjects, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. It aint nuthin but up ta tha two ta save tha crew, before they end up dead or insane. (TV-14-DLSV)

Chaos - Written by JellyfishJam38 (Season Finale)
On tha run from tha sadistic Slayers n' tha bloodthirsty zombies, tha crew hook up up in tha Chum Bucket, where they find a traumatized, menstrually ill Sheldon Plankton, whoz ass has turned ta tha phat side afta losin his crew n' false juice n' shiznit yo. Dude joins they crew yo, but tha gang now have another responsibility: ta control Planktonz menstrual breakdowns n' ta stop his ass from committin suicide. Meanwhile, a prophesy is uncovered dat states dat complete chaos be bout ta fall on Bikini Atoll, n' dat only seven playas united can brang light ta tha darknizz fo' realz. As a zombie army grows nearer, n' tha Slayers' status begins ta be bigged up among tha rubble of Bikini Bottom, SpunkBizzle n' Sandy is taxed ta find tha seventh person. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck is they, biatch? Will they all survive up in time fo' tha battle, biatch? Was tha prophesy a gangbangin' fluke, biatch? (TV-14-DLV)

Da Black Plague - Written by RamDarre
Da Black Plague has begun ta infect tha area. Not only is playas bein infected yo, but a freshly smoked up hybrid of zombies has formed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! They is stronger n' mo' playa hungry fo' realz. Also, there be bust a cap up in switches on tha plague which make dem become zombies, so you never know when one of mah thugs is infected. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. Can tha gang somehow overcome dis wack plague, biatch? Is there a cold-ass lil cure, biatch? Will tha gang end cuz of this, biatch? Find up in tha episode, "Da Black Plague". (TV-14-LSV)

Bon Appetit - Written by JellyfishJam38
Plankton begins ta notice strange lumps on his skin, tha telltale signz of tha Black Plague. But, tha weird thang bout it is dat dat schmoooove muthafucka has not been immediately infected yet, which should have happened. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! At tha same time as this, another breed of zombie infests Bikini Bottom, tha muscular, mutated 'Forsaken', which Plankton could soon be among tha ranks of. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So what tha fuck will Plankton become, a Plagued, a Forsaken, or suttin' straight-up different, biatch? (TV-14-LV)

Search n' Destroy - Written by JellyfishJam38
After a scientistical readin on recovered corpsez of Plagued n' Forsaken zombies, Sandy discovers dat by cappin' tha underground-dwelling, strength-balancin zombie nicknamed tha 'Zombie Mackdaddy', they have removed tha sense of control up in tha zombies' mutations, allowin dem ta mutate at free will without bein up in tha Mackdaddyz proximity. Believin dat they mad bullshit n' sacrifices durin tha battle have gone ta waste, Patrick n' Squidward storm off from tha gang together up in tha heat of tha moment, while Sandy n' SpunkBizzle make it they mission ta capture mo' zombies ta further rewind they mutations. Meanwhile, Plankton tries ta fight off tha ever-growin infection inside of his muthafuckin ass... (TV-14-DLSV)

Degreez of Separation - Written by JellyfishJam38
Durin a autopsy on a freshly smoked up breed of zombie, another gangmember of tha breed ambushes tha gang, which causes dem ta split up n' run different ways. Each gangmember of tha gangz dizzle is chronicled up in a time-bendin format; Mista Muthafuckin Krabs, whoz ass is lookin ta redeem his dirty ass ta Pearl, wardz her off from tha menace yo, but is yet again n' again n' again ambushed n' has her taken away from his ass by a zombie, her whereabouts unknown. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Depressed n' tryin ta forget his shits, tha pimpin' muthafucka takes a brew n' sticky-icky-icky-fueled expedizzle all up in tha underbelly of New Bikini Bottom, where he inadvertently uncovers dark secrets bout Bikini Bottomz populace. Patrick stumblez upon tha Nightcallers' hideout n' is persuaded tha fuck into joining, although he findz not before long dat tha cult is up in tha name of evil. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. SpunkBizzle n' Sandy board theyselves up in a abandoned hotel, n' attempt ta make da most thugged-out of they relationshizzle wit each other, as tha minutes take they toll on tha twoz nerves. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Squidward stays behind n' extracts shiznit from tha gradually-transformin Plankton, gettin a gangbangin' finger-lickin' disturbin insight tha fuck into his fuckin lil' diseased psyche, as da perved-out muthafucka starts ta pose mo' n' mo' of a threat. (TV-MA-V)

'''Note: This is tha straight-up original gangsta episode rated TV-MA cuz of tha sticky-icky-icky content up in Mista Muthafuckin Krabs' story, n' tha disturbin images up in tha general episode. Well shiiiit, it be also hella longer than most episodes, n' is considered a special by many.'''

Sign-Ups

 * JellyfishJam38 - Creator, Writer, Director, Artist, Title Card Creator
 * Team Seedrian Game 2.0 - Writer, Storyboard Artist
 * TheSethMovieChannel - Director n' Writer
 * SpongeKing - Writer
 * IHeartSpunkBizzle - Supervisin Producer, Editor
 * Lil' Willy Leonard - Writer, Storyboard Artist
 * ILikeKrabbyPatties - Writer
 * RamDarre- Writer, Plot Creator
 * Buckyfan99- Writer
 * TheSethMovieChannel4 - Producer
 * Seth Stewart - Supervisin Director
 * Muchacha Writer

Idea Corner
'''Post yo' episode scams here, n' I may accept dem n' have dem put on tha show! If yo' episode is rejected, don't take it ta ass, as Infection has high standardz fo' its content.'''

As Mista Muthafuckin Krabs depression slowly kills him, SpunkBizzle n' Sandy escape tha hotel n' look fo' tha others. Da Nightcallaz make Patrick forget whoz ass he is fo' realz. And Squidward may not have long as Plankton begins tha final stage of his cold-ass transformation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Will he, or mah playas survive, biatch? Find up in "Da Oncomin Storm". (TV-14-DLSV)

SpunkBizzle n' Sandy breach tha Nightcallers' Headquatas n' stop Patrick forgetin whoz ass he is yo, but tha trio is attacked. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Plankton starts transforming, n' although Squidward escapes, Plankton aint far behind. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! As Mista Muthafuckin Krabs goes all up in deep depression, his thugged-out lil' punk-ass begins ta have thoughtz of suicide. Will tha crew eva find each other again, biatch? Find up in "Fire n' Ice". (TV-14-LV)

Episode name: Urchin Fever SpunkBizzle, Sandy n' Patrick decizzle ta find some chicken fo' tha rest of tha camp. While exploring, SpunkBizzle findz a lonely sea urchin n' decides ta adopt dat shit. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat what tha fuck SpunkBizzle don't give a fuck is dat tha sea urchin is infected wit bacterial vaginosis, n' tha disease soon infects SpunkBizzle. Not wantin tha others ta smoke up, SpunkBizzle rushes ta find a cold-ass lil cure, eventually puttin his ass on tha brink of dirtnap. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sandy n' Patrick find his ass unconsious n' brang his ass back ta camp. Will Spongebob survive, biatch? Find up in "Urchin Fever" (TV-14-DLSV)

Episode name: Hell Comes ta tha USSR Meanwhile, Crypto is fightin off tha infection along wit Natalya. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Soon, he runs outta ammo n' went up ta find some mo' n' mo' n' mo'. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat da ruffneck didn't give a fuck dat tha USSR is plannin ta bust a cap up in Natalya fo' invadin a grocery shop n' dat biiiiatch was faded. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Soon, Crypto findz her unconscious n' takes her back ta tha camp. Will her big-ass booty survives from brew poisoning, biatch? Find up in "Hell Comes ta tha USSR". (TV-MA-LSV)

Critical Reception
''Inspired by SpunkBizzle SweatPants: Da Realitizzle Show. Post what tha fuck you be thinkin of dis series here, n' don't forget ta write yo' name next ta yo' opinion!''


 * I be thinkin dis show is one of the best shows on tha wiki, n' dat is sayin alot, cuz there be some GREAT shows here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. -Suds47
 * This show is phat, n' one of tha dopest I've eva peeped (alongside Leader Plankton! n' Absorbent Days). -ChrisGriffinXx
 * Definitely mo' betta than anythang I could do. 10/10. Ponyo Fan (talk) 13:58, July 29, 2013 (UTC)
 * Da premise might seem rather cliché at first yo, but tha show make up fo' dat wit pimped out episode plots, qualitizzle title cards, n' outstandin transcripts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. -Lil' Willy Leonard
 * Wow...Definately wow. I aint NEVER peeped a funky-ass mo' betta show mah dirty ass since I joined dis wiki. Bad-ass title cards, biatch? Yep. I gots a straight-up boner fo' stamps n' I&#39;m 22. (talk) 23:05, July 29, 2013 (UTC)
 * Where do I begin, biatch? Da transcript make most seem obsolete n' tha charactas make all dat shiznit tha mo' betta n' shit. Da word chizzle n' setup of dis straight-up page be amazing, n' I be thinkin you gotz a pimped out series going. RamDarre
 * What can I say, biatch? Everyone whoz ass commented before me took all tha lyrics from mah grill! - IHeartSpunkBizzle
 * This Fanon Show is Da Top 1 up in Da Top 10 Spin Offs!!!!!. - Seth Stewart
 * Extremely pimped out show and, without even argument or rap, probably tha dopest dis wiki has ta offer n' shit. Wonderful work, Jelly dawwwwg! Keep it up! - MrScience12
 * A straight-up phat series muthafucka! It deserves ta be featured hommie! Diddy Kong G00b 23:40, September 2, 2013 (UTC)
 * 7/7, one of tha dopest series on tha wiki. -Da Nerd
 * It aint nuthin but straight-up entertaining, Well done Jelly WHAT! Spike tha Dragon (talk) 18:42, September 6, 2013 (UTC)
 * A pimped out series, where is tha freshly smoked up episodes?, biatch? Buckyfan99 (talk) 13:26, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
 * This is truely a masterpiece. Better Than anythang I could eva do. User: SpongeKing 15:03, October 27, 2013 (GMT)

Content Ratings
'''This be a internationistic list of dis spin-offz content ratings. This will include ratings from various countries, as well as fan-made ones. Feel free ta add yo' own!'''
 * ​Uptown Tha Ghetto - TV-PG (one episode), TV-14 (most episodes) TV-MA (a few episodes, startin from season two)
 * United Mackdaddydom - 12 (a few episodes), 15 (most episodes), 18 (one episode)
 * Australia - M (some episodes), MA15+ (some episodes)
 * Ireland - 15 (some episodes), 18 (some episodes)
 * Kelp Finger TV - TV-14 (most episodes) TV-MA (a few episodes)
 * Krusty Krab TV - TV-MA (all episodes uncut at 2AM)
 * Nevadabell Ratings - 13 (most episodes, 16 (several episodes), 18 (one episode)
 * Japan-11 (most episodes) 13 (Several Episodes) 16 (One Episode)
 * Africa- 16 (most episodes) 18 (several episodes) 20 (one episode)

Trivia/Goofs

 * This show has an average 9.3 ratin on tv.com n' a 9.0 ratin on IMDB.
 * In tha straight-up original gangsta season, all titlez is one word long. This practice is soon ta be abandoned by tha second season, ta big up mo' variety.
 * Only JellyfishJam38 can write season finales.

Also See
- [Done with Gizoogle]
 * SpunkBizzle vs fo' realz. Aliens
 * SpunkBizzle: Infection på svenska (SvampBob: Infektion)
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