Enter the Knighthood

Enter the Knighthood is the sixteenth episode of SBFW Quest. It aired April 7, 2019 and was written by Rocky Lobster.

Transcript
[Episode starts with King Jasbre II and AFP in the Newfanonland SBFW Kingdom]

King Jasbre: And thus, for your god-like actions in the Fanonland Invasion, I kindly knight you for your loyalty. [slams sword on AFP’s shoulder]

AFP: Ow, what the hell? Anyway, I appreciate the kindness, however I was just doing what I could for freedom… I’m not quite sure if I truly deserve this promotion. Also didn’t you die?

King Jasbre: Nonsense! I faked my own death and had Ponyo take over for a bit. You proved vital in that enraging battle!

AFP: We still had to create Newfanonland… so technically we lost.

King Jasbre: They were clearly cheating! Those hellish hounds using their automated bots to do their bidding!

AFP: I just don’t know… anyway I’ll go ahead and guard the front post. We must be extra cautious incase of another invasion.

[Episode cuts to Purps, FoxyGrandpa and Rocky in the entrance to the kingdom]

Purps: Y’know we really haven’t had time to relax. All these arguments and fights, we just need a way to ease our nerves.

Rocky: Agreed. Let’s head for the forest.

[Rocky, Purps and FoxyGrandpa walk through the swaying forest. A couple minutes in they decide to take a break and sit down]

Rocky: My God are we out of shape or what?

FoxyGrandpa: Why wouldn’t we be? We’re SBFW members we’re always going to be as fatasses.

Purps: True, true.

[Suddenly, Purps spots a black wolf sprinting through the forest. The wolf is salivating… looking for meat]

Purps: [whispers] Get the hell down.

Rocky: Another break?

Purps: There’s a wolf… Get down now!

[Before getting down, Purps notices that the Black Wolf is staring directly at him, the wolf with his menacing eyes, ravenous fur, and scarred eye. There is a long pause before Purps realizes he is staring at the wolf and gets down. The wolf sprints away]

FoxyGrandpa: What took you so long?

Purps: The wolf… I stared at him directly in the eye and he didn’t even budge. He just stared at me with those monstrous gleaming eyes.

FoxyGrandpa: Ah wolves are dumbasses, he probably got scared.

Purps: That damn black wolf though… something about it.

FoxyGrandpa: You mean… it was black? Oh no no no Purps, if it was a black wolf that’s a bad omen! I was reading my Fetishized English Poem books and black wolves are a bad omen! It could even possibly mean death!

Rocky: What else do you fetishize? Foxes?

FoxyGrandpa: [blushes] No.

Purps: Guys let’s head back, I’m not feeling too good.

[Episode ends with Rocky, Purps and FoxyGrandpa walking through the forest. The Wolf looks at them from behind and just stares at them menacingly]