Krusty Krab (Life Of A Sponge Transcript)

Spongebob Makes A Krabby Patty
(The segment opens up with Squidward talking to Spongebob)

Squidward: One Krabby Patty Spongebob!.

Spongebob: Ok. (He walks to the cupboard and grabs some buns. He drops them onto the floor) TATER SAUCE!. Oh well ill just get some more (He goes back to the cupboard and get's some more. When he comes back he nearly slips up but manages to keep his balance) Phew i could have slipped then (He places them down onto the table. Then he goes to the freezer and grabs a stack of Patties. He slips on a puddle of water but luckily the Patties saftley land on the grill) That was close (But when he goes to the grill he slips on the puddle again) Woah!. (Squidward watches)

Squidward: Spongebob there are only 24 hours in a day you know!

Spongebob: Of course. (He heads to the grill and flips the patty) Wait where did i put my buns?. (He looks around but he forgot to watch the Patty and it goes on his eyes) AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (He grabs them off his eyes and wipes them. He places all the Patties onto the buns) Now if i do this right i can get the sauce onto the buns and not into my eyes. (He squirts the sauce onto his eyes) God Dammit! I failed again (He screams and runs around. Squidward laughs. He puts water on his eyes. Later he tries to put the sauce on again and it works) Yes! (He is shown with 2 plasters on his eye)

Squidward: Come on Spongebob!. You call yourself a Fry Cook and you can't even make a Patty!

Spongebob: I'm almost done Squidward. Just got to put on the ingredients (He carries them and put's the wrong ingredients on them) I'm done at last! (He carries them but slips onto the water and they go onto the floor. He splits himself into 2. Squidward facepalms himself)

Squidward Pranks Spongebob Into Making A Delivery
Squidward: Oh Spongebob!. A customer has made a delivery request. Can you do it?. (He hands the bag)

Spongebob: Sure Squidward.

Squidward: The address is on this card (He hands him it)

Spongebob: Thanks Squidward. (He heads to the location which reveals to be the dumpster) Hmm weird address. (5 minutes later card flashes) What is that customer doing!?. (5 minute later card flashes) He must not be here. What is in this bag anyway?. (He opens it and get's punched by a boxing glove. Squidward is watching from the inside)

Squidward: Hahaha! (A delivery man taps him on the shoulder) Yes?.

Delivery Man: Package for Squidward Q Tentacles?.

Squidward: That's me. (He signs his name) Thanks. (The delivery man walks off. Squidward opens the box and get's punched by a boxing glove. He looks unhappy). Ooh your so funny Spongebob. (Spongebob walks out the Kitchen)

Spongebob: But i never sent the package.

(Squidward looks confused and backs away slowly)

Patrick Orders A Krabby Patty
(Patrick walks in feeling dizzy)

Patrick: Can't press on...... Lack of blood sugar...... Oh no im gonna (He faints)

(Spongebob walks out the kitchen and runs to Patrick with a Krabby Patty)

Spongebob: Patrick!. Quick eat this!. (He puts the Patty in his mouth and he chews it)

Patrick: Thanks.....buddy......but....need.....more....food. (Spongebob walks into the kitchen and brings out 10 Patties. Patrick eats them all) Still.....need...a lot...........more....can't make it. (A 1 hour card flashes. Spongebob comes out with 50 Patties. Patrick sucks them like a vacuum cleaner) Yay!. Thanks Spongebob you saved my life. I'm cured!!!!!! Hurray!!!!!!

(Mr Krabs comes out)

Mr Krabs: Good now here's the bill (He hands him the bill. Patrick reads the bill)

Patrick: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (He faints again)

More coming soon!!