Patrick Needs Glasses

Patrick Needs Glasses is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Patrick walks into the Krusty Krab and bumps into a pole.)

Patrick: Oh! Pardon me, young lady.

Squidward: Patrick, I already told you. Mr. Krabs' daughter is named "Pearl", not "Pole"!

Patrick: It looked like a whale to me.

Squidward: (rolls eyes) Whatever. Can I take your order?

Patrick: Uh...uh...

(Patrick squints at the menu.)

Patrick: I'll have one "Galley Grub"!

Squidward: Patrick, that's the name of the menu. You choose from the stuff under the name. We've gone over this before!

Patrick: All I see are blurs.

Squidward: Then get some glasses!

Patrick: Oh, I know! I've done something like this before!

(Patrick takes two cups from a nearby table and puts them over his eyes.)

Patrick: Oh, Neptune! I can't see a thing now! I'm blind!

Squidward: Patrick, those are plastic cups.

(What a twist!)