User blog:Rarity7Best/Dahell Is This Bloke?

So one night during the Referata days, Violet got high and some weird bastard named "Jason DeMarco" contacted me on Skype claiming to be Ben. Here's the log:

[1/3/2014 12:13:11 AM] Jason DeMarco: Are you the real Tanner? [1/3/2014 12:13:21 AM] *** Rarityfan has shared contact details with Jason DeMarco. *** [1/3/2014 12:13:27 AM] Rarityfan: violet? [1/3/2014 12:13:35 AM] Jason DeMarco: no it's Da Nerd [1/3/2014 12:13:38 AM] Jason DeMarco: who's the real Tanner [1/3/2014 12:13:40 AM] Jason DeMarco: I'm confused [1/3/2014 12:13:54 AM] Rarityfan: i'm the real tanner [1/3/2014 12:14:01 AM] Jason DeMarco: are you sure? [1/3/2014 12:14:08 AM] Jason DeMarco: Ponyo seems pretty convinced I'm the real Tanner [1/3/2014 12:14:33 AM] Rarityfan: yes i am the real tanner [1/3/2014 12:14:38 AM] Jason DeMarco: ??? [1/3/2014 12:14:52 AM] Jason DeMarco: are you the really real tanner? [1/3/2014 12:14:58 AM] Rarityfan: yes [1/3/2014 12:15:07 AM] Rarityfan: >My little pony avatar [1/3/2014 12:15:09 AM] Jason DeMarco: are you the really really real tanner? [1/3/2014 12:15:23 AM] Rarityfan: >mlp avatar [1/3/2014 12:15:31 AM] Jason DeMarco: ponyo keeps bothering me for smexy [1/3/2014 12:15:33 AM] Rarityfan: >fear of losing violet [1/3/2014 12:15:41 AM] Jason DeMarco: even if you're not you can have her [1/3/2014 12:15:45 AM] Jason DeMarco: so damn clingy [1/3/2014 12:15:55 AM] Rarityfan: i want my violet back [1/3/2014 12:16:20 AM] Jason DeMarco: she keeps sending me "can we fuck?" messages [1/3/2014 12:16:23 AM] Jason DeMarco: it's h#cking annoying [1/3/2014 12:16:37 AM] Jason DeMarco: no we cant fuck [1/3/2014 12:16:43 AM] Rarityfan: she has a skype account? [1/3/2014 12:17:03 AM] Jason DeMarco: no she's sending it through Google chat [1/3/2014 12:17:51 AM] Rarityfan: i want her back [1/3/2014 12:18:08 AM] Jason DeMarco: she should stop trying to fuck me then [1/3/2014 12:19:41 AM] Rarityfan: [Friday, January 3, 2014 12:17 AM] Jason DeMarco:

<<< no she's sending it through Google chatinvite me plz [1/3/2014 12:20:35 AM] Jason DeMarco: ill ask her if it's okay [1/3/2014 12:20:59 AM] Rarityfan: dude just invite me [1/3/2014 12:21:07 AM] Jason DeMarco: i don't wanna piss him off [1/3/2014 12:21:15 AM] Rarityfan: >him [1/3/2014 12:21:56 AM] Rarityfan: i just want her back [1/3/2014 12:22:06 AM] Jason DeMarco: her* [1/3/2014 12:22:07 AM] Jason DeMarco: sorry im sick [1/3/2014 12:22:08 AM] Rarityfan: please, for the sake of love [1/3/2014 12:22:22 AM] Jason DeMarco: she said "no you're a fucknugget' [1/3/2014 12:22:33 AM] Rarityfan: please just invite me [1/3/2014 12:23:07 AM] Rarityfan: please [1/3/2014 12:23:11 AM] Jason DeMarco: that would be rude [1/3/2014 12:23:36 AM] Rarityfan: please [1/3/2014 12:23:39 AM] Jason DeMarco: but [1/3/2014 12:23:41 AM] Jason DeMarco: that would be rude [1/3/2014 12:24:29 AM] Rarityfan: maybe i should just kill myself [1/3/2014 12:24:34 AM] Rarityfan: :( [1/3/2014 12:24:37 AM] Jason DeMarco: tanner no [1/3/2014 12:24:45 AM] Jason DeMarco: that's a fucking awful idea [1/3/2014 12:25:26 AM] Jason DeMarco: tanner so help me god [1/3/2014 12:25:47 AM] Rarityfan: violet is all i care about [1/3/2014 12:26:06 AM] Rarityfan: if i can't have her then what's te point? [1/3/2014 12:26:12 AM] Rarityfan: *the [1/3/2014 12:26:13 AM] Jason DeMarco: violet might not be who she says she is. [1/3/2014 12:27:04 AM] Rarityfan: she stole my heart though [1/3/2014 12:27:16 AM] Jason DeMarco: she stole your heart [1/3/2014 12:27:19 AM] Jason DeMarco: she could be a 12 year oldboy [1/3/2014 12:27:22 AM] Jason DeMarco: or a 40 year old man [1/3/2014 12:27:24 AM] Jason DeMarco: or a tranny [1/3/2014 12:28:06 AM] Rarityfan: as you are probably aware this has happened before [1/3/2014 12:28:18 AM] Rarityfan: my mind tells me to run [1/3/2014 12:28:28 AM] Rarityfan: but my heart tells me to stay [1/3/2014 12:28:54 AM] Jason DeMarco: I don't know if it's even right to tell you this but... [1/3/2014 12:28:55 AM] Jason DeMarco: there is no violet. [1/3/2014 12:29:04 AM] Rarityfan: what [1/3/2014 12:29:18 AM] Rarityfan: what do you mean? [1/3/2014 12:31:13 AM] Jason DeMarco: no. [1/3/2014 12:31:15 AM] Jason DeMarco: it's not right to tell you [1/3/2014 12:31:37 AM] Rarityfan: are you and violet the same person? [1/3/2014 12:31:42 AM] Jason DeMarco: no [1/3/2014 12:32:02 AM] Rarityfan: this is breaking my heart [1/3/2014 12:32:05 AM] Jason DeMarco: i can't tell you [1/3/2014 12:32:42 AM] Jason DeMarco: it would be wrong [1/3/2014 12:32:46 AM] Jason DeMarco: you might do something crazy [1/3/2014 12:35:56 AM] Rarityfan: she already broke up with me [1/3/2014 12:36:02 AM] Jason DeMarco: i don't think she did [1/3/2014 12:36:03 AM] Rarityfan: just explain [1/3/2014 12:36:15 AM] Jason DeMarco:. [1/3/2014 12:36:21 AM] Jason DeMarco: Jason DeMarco has hung himself [1/3/2014 12:36:28 AM] Jason DeMarco: seriously wtf [1/3/2014 12:36:32 AM] Jason DeMarco: why did all this shit have to happen [1/3/2014 12:41:14 AM] Jason DeMarco: so fucked up [1/3/2014 12:41:22 AM] Rarityfan: i know [1/3/2014 12:41:30 AM] Jason DeMarco: i don't know if ponyo is even joking anymore [1/3/2014 12:42:12 AM] Rarityfan: same [1/3/2014 12:49:05 AM] Jason DeMarco: violet [1/3/2014 12:49:07 AM] Jason DeMarco: won't do it [1/3/2014 12:49:11 AM] Jason DeMarco: i know she won't [1/3/2014 12:49:24 AM] Rarityfan: i hope not [1/3/2014 12:49:30 AM] Jason DeMarco: there's no way she could [1/3/2014 12:49:52 AM] Rarityfan: how so? [1/3/2014 12:49:59 AM] Jason DeMarco: look at the logic [1/3/2014 12:50:04 AM] Jason DeMarco: why would her mom just have pills lying aroundn [1/3/2014 12:50:11 AM] Jason DeMarco: when she restricts her from everything else [1/3/2014 12:50:15 AM] Rarityfan: true [1/3/2014 12:50:41 AM] Jason DeMarco: the cloudsdale's gone silent [1/3/2014 12:51:09 AM] Rarityfan: yep [1/3/2014 12:57:07 AM] Jason DeMarco: are you still there? [1/3/2014 12:57:52 AM] Rarityfan: yes [1/3/2014 12:57:56 AM] Jason DeMarco: thank god [1/3/2014 12:58:05 AM] Jason DeMarco: i was afraid violet had made you kill yourself [1/3/2014 1:25:40 AM] Jason DeMarco: so are we trying to help high violet or [1/3/2014 1:25:49 AM] Jason DeMarco: i don't even know [1/3/2014 1:26:23 AM] Rarityfan: i dunno either [1/3/2014 1:30:43 AM] Jason DeMarco: ...bottle? [1/3/2014 1:30:45 AM] Jason DeMarco: thefuck [1/3/2014 1:31:12 AM] Rarityfan: she's referring to the pill bottle [1/3/2014 1:31:17 AM] Jason DeMarco: ohh [1/3/2014 1:31:19 AM] Jason DeMarco: that makes sense [1/3/2014 1:31:27 AM] Rarityfan: yeah [1/3/2014 1:31:49 AM] Rarityfan: i'm still touched that she got herself high for me [1/3/2014 1:32:08 AM] Jason DeMarco: and it gives us such humorous statements as "am i or bottle" [1/3/2014 1:33:04 AM] Rarityfan: well i'm more touched by the passionate lining of the situation [1/3/2014 1:33:11 AM] Jason DeMarco: oh shit, maybe she should put the bottle away [1/3/2014 1:33:14 AM] Jason DeMarco: so her mom doesn't see it [1/3/2014 1:33:18 AM] Jason DeMarco: otherwise she's fucked [1/3/2014 1:33:41 AM] Rarityfan: she's too high to know what happened [1/3/2014 1:34:00 AM] Jason DeMarco: her mom's going to see her daughter passed out with a bottle though [1/3/2014 1:34:20 AM] Rarityfan: she smoked weed once [1/3/2014 1:34:34 AM] Rarityfan: her mom didnt notice as far as i know [1/3/2014 1:34:44 AM] Jason DeMarco: Well I guess if she could get away with that [1/3/2014 1:35:19 AM] Jason DeMarco: wait how did she get weed? [1/3/2014 1:35:32 AM] Rarityfan: and besides in like 6 months her mom's going to see her daughter naked in bed with a mustached boy [1/3/2014 1:35:46 AM] Rarityfan: her friend gave her some [1/3/2014 1:35:53 AM] Jason DeMarco: oh [1/3/2014 1:36:01 AM] Jason DeMarco: also are you seriously going to go up to Texas [1/3/2014 1:36:07 AM] Rarityfan: yes [1/3/2014 1:36:19 AM] Jason DeMarco: you will be dead before you go up to that front door [1/3/2014 1:36:36 AM] Rarityfan: what do you mean? [1/3/2014 1:36:56 AM] Jason DeMarco: Her mom is going to murder you [1/3/2014 1:38:03 AM] Rarityfan: if its for violet it's worth it [1/3/2014 1:38:11 AM] Jason DeMarco: but you won't even get smexy [1/3/2014 1:38:43 AM] Rarityfan: i can sneak past that old skank [1/3/2014 1:39:55 AM] Jason DeMarco: i dunno man she sounds pretty insane [1/3/2014 1:40:41 AM] Rarityfan: love is pretty powerful though [1/3/2014 1:40:51 AM] Jason DeMarco: love > insanity i guess [1/3/2014 1:41:09 AM] Rarityfan: love > everything [1/3/2014 1:41:28 AM] Jason DeMarco: love > everything but 7 [1/3/2014 1:41:41 AM] Jason DeMarco: 7 = love [1/3/2014 1:42:10 AM] Rarityfan: lol [1/3/2014 1:43:07 AM] Rarityfan: do you fap to 7 eleven?

WHO THE HELL IS THIS DUDE?