The Kelp/Issue I

Issue I is the first Issue of The Kelp newspaper. It was published on October 16th, 2014.

Opening Statement
Hello and welcome to the all new news! Try saying that fifteen times fast! Anyways, let's get on with the first issue of The Kelp newspaper.

Movie Reviews
Gold Rush - Gold Rush seems like a movie that should be maybe like a How I Met Your Mother episode and going by that show, it's going downhill (EDIT: As of the date it was published, the movie was in-progress. Since then, it's been updated more) Maybe if it goes the other way. I might be more entertained.