Boot Camp

Setting: Squidward’s House

[Squidward’s alarm clock goes off]

Squidward: [Turns off alarm clock] Three… two… one.

SpongeBob: [Barges into the room] Good morning Squidward!

Squidward: [Sighs]

SpongeBob: Did you get a good night’s sleep?

Squidward: No.

SpongeBob: Why not? Did you have a bad dream? That reminds me of a nightmare I once had-

Setting: Krusty Krab

SpongeBob: -Then I lived happily ever after.

Squidward: [Looks at wristwatch while SpongeBob is babbling in the background] SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: Yes Squidward?

Squidward: How about we play a game of hide and seek? [Sarcastically]

SpongeBob: Sure!

Squidward: I’ll count, and you go hide.

SpongeBob: [Exits the room]

<p class="MsoNormal">Squidward: [Counts until SpongeBob leaves the room] What a sucker. [Laughs]

<p class="MsoNormal">Setting: Dumpster Outside Krusty Krab

<p class="MsoNormal">SpongeBob: [Hides in dumpster]

<p class="MsoNormal">French Narrator: Four hours later.

<p class="MsoNormal">Setting: Dumpster Outside Krusty Krab

<p class="MsoNormal">SpongeBob: Either I’m really good at hide and seek, or Squidward isn’t looking for me at all.

<p class="MsoNormal">Setting: Krusty Krab

<p class="MsoNormal">Squidward: Closing time at last! [Go’s home]

<p class="MsoNormal">French Narrator: Morning.

<p class="MsoNormal">[Squidward’s alarm clock goes off]

<p class="MsoNormal">Squidward: [Turns off alarm clock] Three… two… one. --- Huh? No SpongeBob. [Laughs] No SpongeBob! Thank Neptune!

<p class="MsoNormal">Setting: Outside Krusty Krab

<p class="MsoNormal">Squidward: [Amazed at the angry mob swarming the Krusty Krab] Excuse me! [Squeezes through crowd]

<p class="MsoNormal">Fred: My leg!

<p class="MsoNormal">Squidward: Sorry! [Makes it to the entrance and enters the Krusty Krab] What happened to this place?

<p class="MsoNormal">Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob hasn’t shown up for work. No SpongeBob means no Krabby Patties. No Krabby Patties means angry customers. Angry customers mean no money!

<p class="MsoNormal">Squidward: [Realises he hadn’t found SpongeBob yet] Mr. Krabs, would you wait one second? [Storms away in fear]

<p class="MsoNormal">Setting: Dumpster Outside Krusty Krab

<p class="MsoNormal">Squidward: SpongeBob! Where are you?! I give up!

<p class="MsoNormal">SpongeBob: [Climbs out of dumpster] It took you long enough. [Looks at wristwatch] Oh no, I’m late for work! [Enters Krusty Krab through back entrance]

<p class="MsoNormal">Setting: Krusty Krab

<p class="MsoNormal">SpongeBob: Let’s do this! [Makes as many Krabby Patties as possible]

<p class="MsoNormal">[Angry mob fleas the area, no longer hungry]

<p class="MsoNormal">Mr. Krabs: [Looks baffled] SpongeBob?

<p class="MsoNormal">SpongeBob: Yes?

<p class="MsoNormal">Mr. Krabs: Get back to work.

<p class="MsoNormal">SpongeBob: Aye aye Mr. Krabs!

<p class="MsoNormal">The End