User blog:SuperFanon'D!/Everything wrong with SpongeToons: Holy Mackerel!

Like Ghastly I'm also going to be going over SpongeToons episodes. So.....

[SpongeBob is watching the daily news.]

'''Where is he watching the news? Probably his pineapple but doesn't say a thing about that. +.5 sins'''

Reporter: A group of mad mackerel are heading for Conch Street!

SpongeBob: Oh no! I should prepare for it!

'''AMAZING transition. +1 sin'''

Gary: Meow.

'''Oh, Gary's just like 'yeah, I'm okay with that' he's not gonna do a thing. +1 sin'''

Squidward also sees the news and hides his artwork in his secret basement.

Squidward: HIDE THE PAINTINGS. HIDE THE PAINTINGS!

'''Do you care about your art THAT much? Not like they're going to steal it..... the art isn't valuable anyway, it looks horrible, you know that Squidward? +1 sin'''

[Patrick is reading the newspaper]

Patrick: Ma…qua…MAQUERELLI! Oh wait…Me…kri…

'''So what article is he reading from? Could be anything about mackerel, like "free apples in store now only for MACKEREL'. All I can tell is that he's trying to say mackerel, but what he's saying sounds exactly the same as mackerel you know. +2 sins'''

[SpongeBob runs to Patrick’s house to warn him.]

SpongeBob: PATRICK! MACKERELS ARE COMING TO ATTACK BIKINI BOTTOM. STARTING FROM CONCH STREET!

'''Patrick already knows, and nothing was said about it starting from Conch Street. And if they're STARTING at Conch Street that means the mackerel lives at Conch Street. +3 sins'''

Patrick: Oh no! Lets get away from here!

'''Hmm, why hasn't anyone thought of that yet? Also..... thanks Captain Obvious. +2 sins'''

[The two start running but Squidward hides in his secret basement and luckily was saved.]

'''Where are they running to? And if Squidward WAS saved that means the mackerel already attacked. +2 sins'''

Squidward: Phew. Im safe now.

'''WOW Squidward we TOTALLY didn't know that thanks for the pointers. +1 sin'''

SpongeBob and Patrick goes to everyone to warn him.

'''Him only adresses one person who is a male. Although they are about to warn more than one people which some of are females. Also don't they already know? Didn't they read the news? +3 sins'''

Mr. Krabs: Save the money! Save the pennies!

Pennies are a type of money though. +1 sin

SpongeBob: Come on Mr. Krabs, hurry up! They’re coming for your house!

What's odd is that Mr. Krabs was worrying before SpongeBob even said anything. +1 sin

Patrick: Sandy, Get outta there! The mackerel are coming.

'''Didn't say anything about Patrick walking to Sandy's house, so her house has to be right next to Mr. Krabs' house (which it's not). And what is Patrick telling Sandy to get out of? Most likely the treedome, although we don't even know where Patrick is telling this to Sandy. +1.5 sins'''

Sandy: Let’s go warn the others.

'''Sandy never got out of the thing she was in, so she probably couldn't be heard by Patrick...... and looks like we have another Captain Obvious to save the day. +2 sins'''

Everyone goes to their basements and are safe. The three (SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy) are awarded

'''Why are they awarded for telling people stuff they should already know? Really? Plus what are they being awarded with? And there's no period on the end of that sentence. As well as the fact that it never stated the mackerel even came. +4 sins'''

Mayor: Three cheers for them!

Everyone: Hep, hep, HOORAY! Hep, hep, HOORAY!

'''So when did the mayor and everyone in Bikini Bottom suddenly crowd up into one place? And it's HIP HIP hooray, not "hep hep" hooray. Also it does not even state that the episode ends at this point although there is no more script. +3 sins'''

So there's 29 sins.

So your sentence is........

GETTING EATEN BY A WILD MACKEREL!!!!!!!!!!!

Mackerel: YUM YUM, TASTY LUIS!