User blog:SuperFanon'D!/Second Day Of The LOLidays!

Welcome to the second day of the LOLidays! A short, two previews and another reminder about the contest!

ADWSS Short: SpongeBob Tries To Use Missletoe To Kiss Sandy

 * SpongeBob: SpongeBob SquarePants presents to you... the easiest way to make out with a girl! What is it? MISSLETOE! Watch and learn, kiddo. First, get some missletoe and glue. Then glue the missletoe above the door, because making out on doorways is more romantic.
 * [SpongeBob puts glue on his missletoe and leaps up, trying to hit the top of the doorway, but misses and the missletoe gets on his eye. He tries to pull it off but it is glued on. He tries again and it comes off with his eye]
 * SpongeBob: AUGH!
 * [the scene goes static to another recording]
 * SpongeBob: Let's use a ladder to get up there.
 * [SpongeBob pulls a ladder into the scene, but he trips and it falls on him, the scene goes static to another attempt at this, which he succesfully does]
 * SpongeBob: Now trick the girl into standing in the doorway with you.
 * Sandy: Who are you talking to?
 * SpongeBob: Um... I cleverly trick you into standing under the doorway!
 * Sandy: What?
 * SpongeBob: Just stand in the doorway!
 * [Sandy walks over to the doorway]
 * SpongeBob: Now that she's under the doorway, point out the missletoe.
 * Sandy: Wait, what? Missletoe? SpongeBob...
 * [Sandy punches SpongeBob in the face, rocketing him through the wall. Sandy turns around from the wall only for SpongeBob to slam into her face from the other wall, suggesting Sandy punched him across the world. The camera stays put at the house while they continue flying around the world, and a yellow and brown blur passing through occasionally. This continues at least ten times]
 * Director: CUT! I wanted to see some sponge making out with a squirrel, not flying around the world!
 * [the screen goes to static]

Show Previews
The show preview for New In Town is unavailable as of now but will be added later. Meanwhile, enjoy the Gary Adventures preview.

Gary Adventures

 * Gary: What makes you think that I would want to legitimately jump off the tallest building in Bikini Bottom just so your profit raises that's already high enough? Your cruel, mean-spirited soul is just so terrible, that I bet you would even make Grace go to work on Christmas, you vile being! This TV exec really needs to listen to the ghost of Christmas present no matter how annoying she is!
 * TV Executive: What are you talking about?
 * Gary: And you made some eighty-year-old die because of that commercial for a remake of Christmas Carol!
 * TV Executive: Really, could you please tell me what you mean-
 * Gary: And you chose to do that stupid show in a dog suit instead of continue your relationship with Claire? DO YOU KNOW LIFE? Come on!
 * TV Executive: Um... listen, kid, how about I pay you twenty bucks if you do it?
 * Gary: Screw the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future, I'm in!
 * TV Executive: But seriously, what were you talking about?