The Lovely Boxer

(Scene cuts to Shubie working at the mall) Shubie: "Fred, you better pay for that." Fred: "Oh, of course I will." Shubie: "Stop running Monroe and Tommy." Monroe and Tommy: "Aw." Shubie: "The new advertisements!" Shubie runs over to a wall with a bunch of advertisement papers on it." Martha: "Excuse me, could you, uh, help me find some new shoes?" Shubie: "Yeah, go ask one of the employees." Shubie looks at the ads. Shubie: "Mommy and Me classes! I should sign me and Billy up for that." Shubie looks around the Mall. Shubie: "Hey! Harold, you have to pay for that!" Shubie accidently signs up for the sheet below the Mommy and Me class one while she's yelling at Harold. The sheet she signed is for a woman's mixed martial arts league. (Scene cuts to Nat's house a few days later) Shubie: "I keep getting calls from this company called the MMA saying I signed up for the program. Do you know what that means?" Nat: "MMA probably means the Mommy and Me Association you were telling about the other day. Shubie: "Oh, yeah." (Scene cuts to the MMA office) Shubie: "What?!?! I didn't sign up for a woman's boxing league!" MMA manager: "Is your name Shubie?" Shubie: "Yes." MMA manager: "Then you signed up for a season in the MMA! You will also need to get a coach, and the league starts on Sunday. Good day." (Scene cuts to Nat's house) Nat: Oh, no, I don't know anything about boxing. But I do know of someone who does." Shubie: "Who?" Nat: "Evelyn." Shubie: "Her? You've got to be joking! I bet she doesn't know the first thing about boxing! Good one!"