Patrick Finds A Piece of Gum

Patrick Finds A Piece of Gum is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Patrick is walking down the street when a surprise gets caught on his foot.)

Patrick: Oh my goodness! Someone abandoned this poor little speck of chewing gum.

(Patrick takes the gum home and sticks it to the dining room table.)

Patrick: So what would you like? Ham or sausage?

(Patrick pokes the piece of gum.)

Patrick: Just some water? OK.

(Patrick leaves then comes back with a glass of water. He pours the water onto the piece of gum, moistening it and causing it to roll off the table.)

Patrick: Oh no! You're injured! Don't worry! I'll call 911!

(An ambulance comes, and when the doctors see what they're dealing with, they slap Patrick and drive away.)

Patrick: Wait! You forgot my friend! I'll sue you! I'll sue you all!

Gum: Put a sock in it, tubby.

(What a twist!)