Pilot (Square Nights) transcript

Squidward: Sometimes, I hate daylight! It always signals that "A Series of Woeful Squid-Based Events" is going to happen. Hey, I'll get Sandy to get rid of it somehow!

Announcer Fish: Later, at Sandy's treedome....

Sandy: OK, Squidward, here's where $123 come to see if their a bust.

Announcer Fish: Why are you talking like Mr. Krabs, Sandy? Hey, Mr. Krabs! Oh well, let's see that invention!

Squidward:It didn't work Sandy!

Sandy: Hey, don't rub it in.

Squidward: I've got to tell Mr. Krabs about this!