Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High

Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High

Patrick falls for his new teacher, while Squidward becomes a teacher himself.

Season: 4 Episode: 2

Total Episode Count: 52

'''Prod. no.''': 4ACX02

Featuring: Patrick, Squidward, Mrs. Lockhart

Also Appearing: Plankton, Pearl, Sandy, SpongeBob, Greased-up Deaf Guy, Ms. Clifton, Barbara Winsky, Principal Sloan, Janya, Ted Danson, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Vincent van Gogh, Donny Osmond, Marie Osmond, Mary Steenburgen

Plot: When Patrick's beloved teacher wins the lottery and quits, Sandy suggests Squidward fill in as a substitute. He enjoys the job but is moved to another class for troubled kids and unintentionally teaches them to aspire to low-level jobs.

Meanwhile, Patrick is instantly smitten with his new teacher, Mrs. Lockhart. Sandy is not pleased with this. After she and SpongeBob talk to Mrs. Lockhart, she promises to be with Patrick if he kills her husband, though he does not do it. When Sandy finds the teacher's written instructions in Patrick's laundry, she and Plankton conspire to cover up the plot. Back at home, the rest of the family treat Patrick differently because they thought he actually killed Mrs. Lockhart's husband, until it is shown on the news that it was really Mrs. Lockhart and a sea bear.

In the last scene Mrs. Lockart and the sea bear are found in a motel, with Mrs. Lockhart all dressed up for a nice evening dinner while the bear is lying on the bed watching television. She sits down on the side of the bed while the bear taps her with his lfet foot and with a satirical but somewhat loving manner says "Love you," and with that the episodes concludes.

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Rating
TV-14: DLSV

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