And the Weiner is...

And the W*ener is...

When SpongeBob realizes Patrick has a bigger p****, he is crushed and has to find a way to make himself secure in his manhood again.

Season: 3 Episode: 5

Total Episode Count: 33

'''Prod. no.''': 2ACX22

Featuring: SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Pearl Krabs, Connie Resedes

Also Appearing: Plankton, Squidward Tentacles, Fred Rechid, Tom Smith, John Fishly, Nat Fishly, Claire SquarePants, Mr. Berler, Sandy Cheeks, Lisa, Nancy Fishly, Acid Girl, Andy Capp, Rudolph the Red Nosed Sea Reindeer, Imperial Stormtrooper, Luke Skywalker, Jesus, Moses, Petey the Pistol, Doug the jock

Plot: SpongeBob SquarePants is sure that is friend Patrick will never beat him at anything, from skating races to staking dinnerware on top of his head. But at the sauna, he discovers Patrick has an enormous p****, easily bigger than his own. Suddenly insecure, SpongeBob tries buying a long, red car, which is caught in a collision and shortened to an extreme amount as a bus full of pretty models drive by, and joins the National Gun Association, a parody of the National Rifle Association. While hunting, SpongeBob and Patrick are attacked by a bear, and Patrick drives it away.

Trivia

 * The FOX version of this episode has a warning about ***ual content.

Rating

 * TV-14: DLV (Nick@Nite)
 * TV-14: DLSV (FOX)

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