The Lawsuit

This was Purple133’s fifth Spin Off Kings episode.''' '''

Transcript:
(Episode opens with Patrick behind Squidward’s house in the garden, and Squidward notices)

Squidward: PATRICK! THIS IS THE LAST STRAW! I’M SUING YOU!

Patrick: What does suing mean?

Squidward: It means I take money from you.

Patrick: Oh no!

(Episode cuts to courthouse where a random day judge bangs a gavel)

Judge: Order, I say order!

Patrick: Can I order a Krabby Patty Deluxe?''' '''

Judge: No, you little idiot. Anyways, Squidward present your case.

Squidward: Well this big pink moron was not only trespassing on my property, but also vandalized it!

Patrick: Those are big words.

Squidward: Grrrrrrrrrrrr!

(The judge bangs his gavel)

Judge: Squidward, do you have a witness?

Squidward: Well no, but I mean do I really need one?''' '''

Judge: You mean to tell me you showed up at a courthouse and don’t have ANY witnesses?

Squidward: N-no.

Judge: Well Patrick, do you have any witnesses?

Patrick: Whatnesses?

Judge: Well in that case, SECURITY!

(Security officers show up and drag Squidward and Patrick out of the building because cartoon logic)

Patrick: I’m sorry for vandali- I lost it. Sorry about that!

Squidward: Apology REJECTED.

Patrick: YOU CAN REJECT APOLOGIES?!

Squidward: YEP!

Patrick: WELL THEN I GUESS I’LL JUST HAVE TO CRUSH YOU EITH MY MECH.

Squidward: What?!

(A mech suit shows up for Patrick and Squidward and then an epic fight ensues)

Squidward: I’ll never back down! I’ll sue you for everything that you have!''' '''

Patrick: You wouldn’t!

Squidward: Oh yes I would! All of your sand furniture will be mine!

Patrick: Gah!

(Patrick launches Squidward into the courthouse and a fire starts, causing the judge to run out as well as everybody else)

Squidward: Well now look what you’ve done!

(Two cops show up)

Cop #1: Sir, we’re gonna have to arrest you.

Squidward: Why?!

Cop #2: No not you, him!

Patrick: Well, any tips for jail Squidward?

Squidward: Nope!

(Patrick gets put into a police car)''' '''

Squidward: Wait! Don’t drop the soap!

Patrick: What?

Cop #1: I’ll explain it when we get there.

(Episode ends)