Patrick Marries A Lamp

Patrick Marries A Lamp is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(SpongeBob and Patrick are sitting on a bench.)

Patrick: SpongeBob, have you ever considered finding a soul mate?

SpongeBob: I already have. Grilling is my passion.

Patrick: I'm talking about something tangible, like...like...

(A lamp falls out of a passing garbage truck.)

Patrick: Like that!

(Patrick picks up the lamp and rubs it affectionately.)

Patrick: Lamp, will you marry me? Yes? SpongeBob! I'm a husband!

SpongeBob: I'm not sure what just happened.

Lamp: Yeah, me neither.

(What a twist!)