The Sponge



The Sponge is a live-action crossover between Spongebob and the Seinfeld universe. When Elaine Benes learns that they are taking her favorite method of birth control off the market, the contraceptive sponge, it becomes a question of ethics when she needs to decide whether or not having sexual relations with her boyfriend is worth losing the trust and friendship of her dear friend Spongebob Squarepants. Hilarity ensues. In the ending, her libido overcomes her when she meets Ted Kennedy. Elaine strangles Spongebob to death in her bathroom, cuts off a chunk of his body and coats it in spermicide before placing it deeply into her vagina up near her cervix where it can act as a barrier for oncoming semen. As the credits roll, she returns to her apartment with a smile on her face and deposits the rest of his corpse underneath the bathroom sink. Mr. Krabs is concerned that Spongebob hasn't been to work lately, but the police don't seem interested in investigating the disappearance of a sponge anyway.

Cast

 * Elaine Benes -- Julia Louis Dreyfuss
 * Spongebob Squarepants -- Seth Rogen
 * Mr. Krabs -- Christopher Walken