Security Guard/transcript

This article is a transcript for the Patrick: The Show episode Security Guard from season 6, which aired on September 4, 2019.

Patrick: What a good day today! Nah, what I can do today... (thinking)

Patrick: Ahah! I can go to the Krusty Krab!

Mr. Krabs: Hey, Patrick, boy-o!

Patrick: Hey Mr. Krabs!

Squidward: Eeeh, here came an idiot.

SpongeBob: Hello best friend!

Patrick: Hey SpongeBob!

Squidward: (grumbles) What do you want to order.

Patrick: I want one Krabby Patty, French fries and a Krabby-cola.

Squidward: OK.

Squidward: SpongeBob, one Krabby Patty, french fries and a Krabby-cola.

SpongeBob: OK, the food will come!

SpongeBob: EXTRA Krabby Patty for my friend, french fries and a Krabby-cola!

Patrick: Thanks!

Patrick: (eating) Best food ever!

(The scene cuts to the Chum Bucket)

Plankton: Karen, my girly, I now have a super plan to the formula!

Karen: Which? I know, you will fail.

Plankton: Not today, Karen! (laughs evil)

Mr. Krabs: Welcome, Welcome, Welcome, Welcome, how long I'm saying this?

Plankton: Krabs can't stop me now!

Plankton: (sees Mr. Krabs) W-w-w-what? Krabs is at the welcome door? Oof! How I now can steal the formula?

Mr. Krabs: (tired) Welcome, welcome, welcome (falls down on the floor)

Plankton: Hehehe, Krabs is tired! Now he can't see me!

Patrick: STOP!

Plankton: What?

Patrick: (falls down on him) I'm done here.

Plankton: (grumbles) Aoof, I will have a eye on you!

Mr. Krabs: And don't come back!

Patrick: Now I will go to my home.

Mr. Krabs: No no no! You're the new security guard here.

Patrick: My money and payment?

Mr. Krabs: Ooh. And give me money to your food.

Patrick: OK.