Behold! Tribe of the North! (transcript)

'''Behold! Tribe of the North!'''

(Spongebob's house. Spongebob, Patrick and Sandy are cleaning out his cupboard.)

Patrick (holding up Playsponge magazine) Why did you buy this sick stuff?

Spongebob (shocked) That was when I was more... uh, impressionable.

Patrick: Sometimes I just don't get you.

(Sandy picks up a pair of old karate gloves, then a Kreepy Krill comic)

Spongebob (hands in the cupboard) I think I feel something. (pulls a tapestry out)

Patrick: It has me on it!

Sandy: (pulls out mouldy ice cream)

Patrick: Eeewwww... Wait, that's my gift I gave Spongebob 2 years ago.

Spongebob: 4 years.

Patrick: Oh yeah, but let me look at the paper.

(Closer inspection shows that the tapestry shows a sponge-squirrel warrior dressed in armor stabbing a demon, then the same one with a monster's head on his sword, then a wedding with him marrying a starfish, then it shows several generations of sponges, squirrels, and starfish, ending with Sandy, Spongebob and Patrick killing a dragon.)

Patrick: (Pointing) What does that say?

Sandy (Reading) The ancestors of Spongie Cheeks the Great, shall emigrate to Swiss City and become great warriors who will accomplish many things.

Patrick: What the hell does that mean?

Spongebob: Who cares what it means, let's go!

(Cut to Bikini Bottom Boat Central. Patrick is eating an ice cream)

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