Attempts

Transcript
(Episode opens around the table with rock n roll music playing)

EB: We’re tying something new. So it was a 1 - 1 vote, meaning the five people who aren’t tied will vote somebody out.

Steve: Yeah guys, vote Amaya or GRANITE.

Granite: Why did you exaggerate my name?

(Everyone votes)

Steve: And in a 5 - 0 vote, Granite has been evicted!

Granite: WHAT?!

(Granite walks out onto the stage)

Steve: Okay six people are left. For today’s challenge, you guys will simply have to jump over a block.

Squilliam: That’s it?

Squidina: Yeah, really?

Steve: Hahahahaha, jokes on you because the block is extremely tall.

EB: Challenge ends when somebody finds a way to get over the block.

(Everyone shows up in a room with a large block in the center)

EB: Go!

(Amaya tries to jump the block but fails)

Amaya: Why is this so damn hard?

Bob Ross: It’s a tall block.

Plankton: This really isn’t fair for me.

(Amaya tries to jump the block again, and then Squilliam starts climbing up it)

Squilliam: Hey, I found a way!

(A metal ball falls onto Squilliam’s head and sends him to the bottom)

Squidina: That isn’t fair!

Bob Ross: Yeah, because you guys weren’t jumping.

Plankton: And it still isn’t anywhere near fair for me.

Bob Ross: Yeah. EB, this challenge is stupid!

EB: Le gasp! Just keep making attempts until somebody gets over!

Amaya: Okay!

(Amaya jumps and fails again)

Steve: Hahahahahahah, that sucks.

Plankton: Was this challenge just a means for you guys to watch us suffer?

EB: Yes.

Squidina: That’s just rude.

Steve: Not really, it’s funny!

(Amaya tries to jump again, and fails)

Amaya: I am so determined to win!

(Amaya fails again, and Plankton tries to climb the wall)

Plankton: If I lose, this could be it for me.

Amaya: If I win, I won’t put you up for eviction.

Plankton: Thank you. Thank you.

(Amaya jumps again and fails)

Squilliam: SCREW YOU!

(Squilliam starts kicking the block and injured himself)

Squilliam: Ow!

Bob Ross: Please calm down, Squilliam.

Squilliam: No.

(Squilliam gets hit by another metal ball)

Squidina: I’m kinda scared to jump. Can people even jump that high?

Bob Ross: Not sure.

(Amaya jumps over the block)

Squidina: Okay, apparently the answer is yes.

EB: Amaya has won the challenge! See, I knew it was possible.

(Camera cuts to the table)

Anaya: I had to think hard about my choices. Firstly, I’m nominating Bob Ross for being a threat.

Bob Ross: Why is that always the reason people get nominated?

Plankton: *sigh* are you serious?

Bob Ross: Nah, just kidding hahaha.

Amaya: For my second nomination, I’m choosing Poopla.

Poopla: WHY??

Amaya: You’re highly annoying.

Poopla: This is a broken, broken system.

Steve: Well viewers, you heard her! Go vote out either Bob Ross or Poopla! !