Patrick Sings the Bikini Bottom National Anthem

Patrick Sings the Bikini Bottom National Anthem is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Patrick takes center stage at the Bubble Bowl.)

Announcer: And now to sing the Bikini Bottom National Anthem: Patrick Star!

Patrick: (clears throat) Oh, Bikini Bottom...line?

Announcer: We pledge our hearts to you.

Patrick: We hedge our farts for you...line?

Announcer: As faithful, as deep, as true, as blue.

Patrick: Tomatoes, and beets, I chew as stew!

Announcer: Bikini Bottom, we love you.

Patrick: I didn't say "line".

Announcer: Just say it!

Patrick: Line.

Announcer: No, the line I just gave you!

Patrick: Ohhh! Could you say it again?

Announcer: That's it! Who hired this idiot to sing here, anyway?

(Mr. Krabs, owner of the Bikini Bottom football team, raises his hand.)

Mr. Krabs: What? He works free!

(What a twist!)