A Fish out of Water

A Fish out of Water
A Fish out of Water is the fourth episode of SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show.

Plot
The contestants are forced to survive in a shopping mall... on land.

Transcript
Setting: SpongeBob's Backyard

SpongeBob: Last time on SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show, our contestants were forced to consume an entire four course meal filled with some of the most fowl things that they had ever tasted, cooked by the one and only, Mr. Krabs! Plankton refused to eat the final course, which brought Mr. Krabs back in the competition! Sadly, Man Ray was eliminated! Who will join him this week? Will the Krabby Patties reclaim their title? Will I stop asking all these questions? All of these questions and much more will be answered tonight on SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show!

[Opening Theme]

Setting: Bus Stop                                                      

Squidward: What exactly are we doing here again?

SpongeBob: This is where your fourth challenge awaits you.

Mrs. Puff:  Speaking of the fourth challenge, what is it?

SpongeBob: Oh, you'll see. [Giggles]

[Bus stops in front of contestants]

SpongeBob: Follow me! [Enters the bus with the contestants following]

Patrick: [Sits down beside Squidward, and begins whistling]

Squidward: Oh, boy. Atleast it can't get any worse.

SpongeBob: Oh, yes it can!

[Bus reaches the surface]

Squidward: [Sighs] I spoke too soon.

Patrick: Hey Squidward, do you feel any different?

Squidward: That's, becuase there's no water on the surface you bafoon.

SpongeBob: If you look under your seats you will find water helemets which you will use in today's competition!

Squidward: [Reaches under seat, and grabs water helmet]

Patrick: Wait! Don't put it on... [Begins whipsering] It might be poisoned.

Squidward: Either you're not getting enough water to your brain, or you're just plain stupid.

Patrick: Eh... it's a little of both.

Squidward: [Puts on water helmet] Suit yourself.

SpongeBob: In today's challenge you'll be forced to surrvive on land! The first team to give up will face the dreaded elimination ceremony!

Sandy: I've adapted to both land and water! The Jellyfish are going down... hard!

SpongeBob: Very enthusiastic Sandy! [Leans over to Fred and starts whispering] Keep an eye on her.

Fred: [Salutes SpongeBob] Sir, yes sir!

SpongeBob: Be prepared, because you'll be surviving in... The Mall!

[Everyone gasps except Pearl]

Pearl: Yipee! I love The Mall!

Flying Dutchman: No! Anything but The Mall!

[Bus door opens]

Setting: The Mall

[Everyone gulps]

Mr. Krabs: Hey, it's not that bad. Hardly anyone's here.

SpongeBob: Ten... nine... eigh-

Barnacle Boy: What are you doing?

SpongeBob: Counting down until rush hour.

Plankton: Karen, if I don't survive this I want you to know that I-

Person: [Steps on Plankton]

Plankton: Ow!

Person: [Takes another footstep while Plankton is still stuck to his foot]

Plankton: Ow!

[The process continues until the person disappears]

Karen: That was unexpected.

Mr. Krabs: No one really liked the little runt anyway.

Larry the Lobster: Hey, has anyone seen Patrick?

Setting: Fish Store

Blow-fish: Come on man! You have to let us out of here! I'm innocent I tell you!

Patrick: I don't know... you look pretty shifty to me. Wait a minute your trapped inside there?

Blow-fish:  Yeah.

Patrick: So if I make fun of you, you can't hurt me?

Blow-fish: I guess not.

Patrick: In that case...[Sticks tongue out at Blow Fish] I'm a big fat Blow-fish,and I'm so stupid that-

Store Owner: Hey little guy!

Patrick: Huh? Are you talking to me?

Store Owner: How did you get out of of the tank? I'll put you back in.

Patrick: Oh, you don't understand-

Store Owner: [Picks up Patrick]

Patrick: Hey! I demand that you put me down right now!

Store Owner: [Drops Patrick into fish tank]

Blow-fish: What were you saying about me being a big, fat, stupid, blow-fish?

Patrick: About all that stuff I said earlier... I was just kidding. [Laughs suspiciously]

Blow-fish: [Cracks knuckles]

Patrick: [Gulps]

Setting: Sea Food Resturaunt

Larry the Lobster: Roger? Is that you?

Roger: Yeah.

Larry the Lobster: What happened to you? I thought you dissapeared weeks ago.

Roger: Well, I was walking home from th Gym when a hook appeared out of nowhere with food on it. It looked so delicious, so I ate it, and then the hook jerked me onto a boat. After that I blacked out, and woke up here.

Chef: There they are!

Roger: Oh, no, the chef! Run!

[Both Larry and Roger exit the resturaunt in fear]

Setting: Nail Salon

Mermaid Man: [Enters store] Excuse me mam?

TBA- Will be finished today