SpongeBob visits FANDOM

"SpongeBob visits FANDOM" is an episode of Spin-Off Kings from season 1 entered by Golfpecks256

Transcript
SpongeBob visits FANDOM

French narrator: Ah, what a peaceful day in Bikini Bottom. Da sun is shining bright. Ze Moon is out as night. And here we see a beautiful yellow spongey sitting by his doorstep.

SpongeBob: [starts raining] Ugh, I better go inside again.

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: You're right Gary. There's nothing fun to do indoors. Except try and find something to do on my computer! I'm glad they invented the Internet recently. Patrick said he found a website that he wants to me to check. Let me call him to come over.

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: [on the phone] Hey Pat! Come on over so we can try out the internet, together!

Patrick: [already at SpongeBob's house] Way ahead of you pal!

SpongeBob: I found a website called FANDOM!

Patrick: Sounds dumb to me!

SpongeBob: In fact, they have whole wikis about us, buddy!

Patrick: What are they called?

SpongeBob: Well, uh.. there are many and many but the two big ones are the Encyclopedia SpongeBobia and the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki. I like ESB more because I love to see how I'm famous. And it has TRUE facts about me, unlike its rival.

Patrick: 'old on there! I like SBFW more cause it has better stuff. I guess we can't be friends if we like different sites!

SpongeBob: What? Wow, I see a profile of a guy called Andrew Martin Kolstee 152. He has a heap load of edits.

Patrick: I see a guy called SpongeBot678. He also has edits.

SpongeBob: [grins] He doesn't have more than AMK152!

Patrick: Who cares about edits? Cause badges are better! He has more badges than that filthy AMK who cares about that stupid convention!

SpongeBob: It is not stupid!

Patrick: It is!

SpongeBob: ESB has better users!

Patrick: Oh yeah, like who?!

SpongeBob: Nicko756, Spongebob456 (my favorite), Figmeister, Koolkitty108, Golfpecks256, Squiddleward, AND surprisingly SpongeBot678!

Patrick: SB678 left man. He retired, doing the right thing.

SpongeBob: Shut up! Like sbfw has any better users!

Patrick: It has Matchy, Jasbre, SB678, RadioGuy, Travis, Mr Philly, CrazySponge, Purple, and the king of 'em all, Kelpy G!

SpongeBob: Nah, they're all a bunch of trash cans.

Patrick: SpongeBob, I have a question. Oh my sea horse radish, but WHO THE HECK IS JENSONK?

SpongeBob: He looks like a good lad, great editor on ESB that is!

Patrick: Yes, but why is he blocked?!

SpongeBob: Good question. Let me think about that for a second....

[SpongeBob faints explodes and the episode ends.]