User blog comment:Gavin The Otter/What do you identify as?/@comment-27062334-20160803222428

Orgalorg.

Seriously, I do identify as something. And that is a penguin. I have low self-esteem but I love penguins. So if I am a penguin I'll love myself.

And that's why I'm going to the Arctic to find some penguins so I can snip off some feathers and implant it into my DNA to become an official penguin.

This is why I'm retiring from Wikia. It distracts me from my goals of becoming my favourite fluffy lifeless bird. And to become a person I actually would want to hang out with, I need to do that.

See ya feather-never, guys. Farewell.