Pilot (Truth or Square) (Transcript)

Perch Perkins: Hi, I'm Perch Perkins and I'm here with Eugene Krabs. Mr. Krbs what can you tell us about your new resturant?

Mr. Krabs: At the Krusty Krab, we have everything for a ridicously high price but everything is ridicously small and nearly worthless!

Perch Perkins: But if that's true, how are you ever going to get a customer!?

Mr. Krabs: Well, I just made this sandwhich that people will spend fortunes to eat!

Perch Perkins: What are you ever going to call this sandwhich?

Mr. Krabs: Well, I was thinking.....KRABBY PATTY!!!!

French Narrator: Meanwhile....

Plankton (using a telescope): Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins! Karen, my new Mac friend, what do you think I should do?

Karen (as a Mac): Don't ask me how to do it, but I suggest stealing..... THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA!!!!

Plankton: Of course! Now, I'm going to make twenty-six basic plans to help me steal it!

Plankton (opens a filing cabinet): I call them plans A-Z!

Karen (sarcastically) How original.

Plankton: Plan Z sounds a little risky and desperate, so I'll mainly use plans A-Y.

Karen: Say, what is Plan A?

French Narrator: Plan A

Plankton: Can I have the secret formula?

Mr. Krabs: No can do, Plankton, ny new enemy.

Plankton: Barnacles!

French Narrator: Plan A Part 2

Plankton: Please?

Mr. Krabs: Nope.

French Narrator: Plan B