Dairy of Spongebob: The First Book (Page 1)

Friday
Dear dairy, i saw this at a book store, so now i have it, first of all Patrick had gone on a week-long trip Yesterday, so i won't see him till in 6 days. The krusty krab is having a new resipe called the kelp-tados, i hope they don't get to popular just like the Krusty dogs.

Saturday
I'm on my break on the weekends, but Squidward has to clean up the town tomorrow so i better get enouth time with him, i tried to play with him today, this is what happened.