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 * Mr. Krabs: [kissing money] I love you, and I love you, and I love you!
 * [ he shoves the money in his pants, turns around to reveal his bottom full of money, blasts money out of pants to make a peacock tail of money and shakes his bottom] 
 * Mr. Krabs: And I love you too!
 * [ Mr. Krabs releases the money between his bottom, takes off his head and puts his money in his body like a bank, laughs, and puts his head back on top on his body] [camera cuts to Squidward at the cash register, Krabs walks to Squidward]
 * Mr. Krabs: I tell you, Mr. Squidward [pulls down graph of profits], today's been out best day of business in years! [pulls chart back up to where ever it came from] Yep [uses money like a fan], profits are so good there's nothing that could possibly ruin this perfect...[looks at transparent door and throws away money] What?! Nooo!


 * SpongeBob: [his eyes peek out from the fry cook window, jumps out of it and stomps on Squidward's head, and he screams and runs on his head] Mr. Krabs, are you okay?! [Krabs continues screaming until SpongeBob then jumps on his stomach and his money flies out of his pants and on to the ground] What's the matter? [looks at pile of money on ground] Is there too much money? I'll get rid of the money! [collects it with his hands, puts it in his mouth, smiles with the money in his mouth, and Mr. Krabs looks at him doing all those things]
 * Mr. Krabs: [After looking at him masticating his money, he gets up from the ground] What are you doing? [He puts his hands in SpongeBob's mouth and pulls the money out.] Quit masticating me moo la! [puts the money in his pants pockets] I ain't upset about the money boy! I'm upset about him. [he grabs SpongeBob and turns him around to the view of the transparent glass door]
 * [The camera cuts to the view of the transparent door and reveals that Jenkins is going to the Krusty Krab with his cane]
 * [cuts back to interior of Krusty Krab] 


 * SpongeBob: Old Man Jenkins? [his pupils turns into hearts and he turns his legs] But I love Old Man Jenkins! [camera cuts to Old Man Jenkins walking to the restaurant] He always has all the interesting smells [plants shrivel when Jenkins stench is spreading and the camera cuts to a closeup of his broken legs making ratting sounds while he's walking and moaning in agony] , and his bones make such funny noises [cuts back to the interior of the Krusty Krab and SpongeBob], and his eyes are the milkiest shade of white [milk fills up in his eyes] a-


 * Mr. Krabs: No.
 * [ Krabs pulls SpongeBob's tie and turns him into a roll, grabs him, hops on Squidward's head while kicking him in the head while he's reading Any-where But Here, and goes through the fry cook window while Squidward's head is smacked against the window] 
 * [Squidward puts on his hat]
 * [ Krabs looks out the fry cook window with SpongeBob spying on Jenkins]
 * Mr. Krabs: Everyday, it's the same routine.


 * Old Man Jenkins: I'll have [looks at his finger and notices it's broken, then he stretches it out and it's fixed] a small coffee! [finger breaks]


 * Squidward: [pours coffee in cup and hands it to him] That'll be 25 cents.


 * Old Man Jenkins: I don't think so, Charlie! [pulls out penny from pocket] I got the senior discount! [chuckles] [cuts penny with scissors]
 * [Squidward takes half of the penny, hands the coffee to him, and gets back to reading Any-Where But Here]
 * [Krabs and SpongeBob's eyes peek out from the fry cook door]


 * Mr. Krabs: He hogs that table all day [Jenkins slurps the coffee very loudly, annoying the customers in the process], it annoys all me other customers! [He gargles and chaps the coffee very loudly] [camera cuts to Jenkins at the condiments area] And you don't find that enough neither [he squirts the condiments on his beard with his cane] , he just makes that disgusting condiment soup [rolls up beard with his cane with the condiments inside, walks to the table] [camera cuts to Jenkins listening to radio] [smashes the radio with cane and listens to it while snapping his fingers] and listens to his radio all for free! [drinks condiment soup off beard with the cane as a straw very loudly] And anytime anyone says something to him, it's always the same response.
 * [customer pokes him and Jenkins notices the guy]


 * Frankie Billy: Excuse me, could you turn the volume down on your soup?
 * [Jenkins beard rips off his chin and reveals his bare chin]
 * Old Man Jenkins: Respect your elders!
 * [bangs the customers head with a cane leaving a huge bump on his head]
 * Frankie Billy: Yes sir, sorry sir!
 * [customer runs away crying, Jenkins puts his beard back on his chin, and he continues drinking the condiment soup from his cane]
 * Mr. Krabs: Oh, it just makes me so steaming mad! [cuts to Krabs literally steaming a pot with his head] [SpongeBob grabs the steaming pot off his head with pink oven gloves and sniffs the steam] [turns around] Well I won't stand for it no more! [walks to the fry cook door] [cuts to Jenkins drinking coffee] [Krabs grabs Jenkins by the beard] It's time to kick out the coot!
 * Old Man Jenkins: Ehh [shrugs], what's going on now?
 * Incidental 13: Hey [Krabs notices his voice and looks at him], if that's how you treat the elderly, then I'm never eating another Krabby Patty in here again! [throws tray of food on ground] [walks away and exits]
 * Frank: Me neither.
 * [customers continue chatting about the situation]
 * Con man: Give that guy a break.
 * Mr. Krabs: Oh, uh [laughs and sweats awkwardly], it's okay, I was just shaking the dust off him, see? [shakes Old Man Jenkins and his skeleton comes out of his body] [notices the skeleton is missing and gasps] Uh [looks around being stressed], wait, let's see here. [grabs skeleton, puts it on barrel, and puts the skin on him the wrong way] There. [laughs awkwardly again]
 * Old Man Jenkins: Respect yeeer eldders!
 * [bubble transition to the customer tables]
 * [Jenkins tunes his banjo, twirls it, and begins singing the Elders Song]
 * Old Man Jenkins: ♪ Ohhhh, [starts playing banjo] elders are your brother cause' we're older! [he bounces and plays his banjo on the ground, annoying the customers in the process] ,so all you whipper slappers get in line! [cuts to Harold drinking soda] Y'all must be respectful of your elders [Jenkins startles him and he spills his soda on his face], [cuts to shot of family ordering at register, Jenkins swings around a huge wooden spoon and slaps it in Squidward's face, and the family runs away from him] or we'll whip you in the set for never time! [screams and ends song with a banjo ending] ♪
 * [cuts to shot of Krabs eyes peeking out fry cook window] [his eyes slither down]
 * Mr. Krabs: [eyes steam in anger]
 * SpongeBob: [walks in the fry cook room] Oh gee Mr. Krabs, if you want Old Man Jenkins to leave, why not just try asking him nicely?
 * Mr. Krabs: [steam cloud lowers and makes a boiling noise] I think [pinches SpongeBob] , you outta be the one [grabs SpongeBob right in front of his face], to ask him nicely. [shoves SpongeBob out door to talk to Jenkins, Jenkins looks at him] [imitates Spongebob and Old Man Jenkins through impressions and face transformations] Oh hi, I'm SpongeBob, and I love you, but will you go home please? [does bad impression of SpongeBob's laugh] [pouts] I'm Old Man Jenkins, and I'm a jerk who like to cost Mr. Krabs money! [Jenkins and SpongeBob hug] What the? [comforts Jenkins by petting his beard] [Mr. Krabs grabs him and puts him back inside the fry cook room] What is going on boy-o? [ shakes SpongeBob] Why ain't Jenkins vacating me restaurant?! [lets go of SpongeBob and drops him on the floor]
 * SpongeBob: [looks at him] Oh Mr. Krabs [gets up from floor], I can't ask Old Man Jenkins to leave after hearing his story! His feet hurt and his grandson never calls, and he has to take a pill that helps him to remember to take his other pills. When he takes so many pills, [turns into a pill] he's more pill than man!
 * Mr. Krabs: Okay, time to step it up. To passive aggression! [goes to the thermostat] This will make him uncomfortable. [turns up the heat to nuclear]
 * Nathiel: [spills soda in his pants to cool off]
 * Frankie Billy: [tries to eat a Krabby Patty, but it melts. Then he himself melts]
 * Squidward: [spills the water out of his workstation]
 * Old Man Jenkins: It's too cold here now for my old blood! [rips off his beard and makes a sweater out of it] Show a little respect for your elders and turn up the heat!
 * [Mr. Krabs catches on fire from anger and turns to dust]
 * Old Man Jenkins: Thank you!
 * Mr. Krabs: [turns back to himself] So, you can take the heat, but can you take... [takes off the cartridge] the beat?!
 * [Mr. Krabs inserts the cartridge into the recorder and plays while laughing maniacally]
 * [the whole restaurant starts shaking from loud music while Mr. Krabs has headphones on. He takes his headphones off and looks if Old Man Jenkins left, but he is asleep]
 * Mr. Krabs: [gasps] I don't understand [opens Jenkins eye with claw and it closes], how could endure that con- coffiney?
 * Old Man Jenkins: [shakes his head and wakes up] [puts ear horn up to his ear] Did you say something, [yells through ear horn very loudly at Mr. Krabs] I'm a little deaf in my ears! [puts ear horn up to his ear again]
 * Mr. Krabs: Really [points at radio], then what's with the radio?
 * [Jenkins opens the front of the radio with one finger, leaving Mr. Krabs looking in the inside, shocked]
 * [cuts to inside of the radio cooking a cheese cracker sandwich with vacuum tubes]
 * Old Man Jenkins: I like to cook on the vacuum tubes. [screams at Mr. Krabs with ear horn, leaving him flying away] Now show some respect for your elders! [tries to eat cracker cheese sandwich]
 * Mr. Krabs: [takes his foot off] Jenkins, I'm putting me foot down! [throws foot on the floor] You ruining me business, and you're costing me money! [He nearly topples over, only for him to hop on one foot and puts back on his other foot] Now get out!
 * Old Man Jenkins: It ain't legal to throw out the elderly in this town, [whacks Eugene's eyes with his cane], so respect, your, elders!
 * Mr. Krabs: [thinking to himself while Jenkins is hitting him with his cane] Respect, my, elders, hmm?
 * [bubble transition to Old Man Jenkins cutting his toenails]
 * Mr. Krabs: Oh Old Man Jenkins, I got someone I like you to meet.
 * Old Man Jenkins: [he realizes that he is right behind him, stops cutting his toenails, and pouts] What's this about now?
 * Mr. Krabs: This here [walks sideways to reveal his father], is me father, and he is older than you, so you best respect what he has to say!
 * Victor Krabs: Ahoy there Jenkins, time for you to be hoisting you sails, and moving on son!
 * Old Man Jenkins: Oh, I don't think so! [ he grabs a piece of gum from under the table, whips it out, and it reveals his father] This is my father, Very Old Man Jenkins Sr., he's even older than your old man Krabs!
 * Very Old Man Jenkins Sr.: I say we stay, both of you young-ins' should respect you elders!
 * Mr. Krabs: And I say both you Jenkins' should respect your elder - me grand-pappy!
 * [ Mr. Krabs opens the door and Grandpa Redbeard comes out of it]
 * Old Man Jenkins: Two can play at that game... [turns a table with female customer to reveal his grandpa] meet Grandpa Jenkins! Ha!
 * Grandpa Redbeard: I remember the day when Krabby Patties used to cost a dime.
 * Grandpa Jenkins: Oh yeah? Well I remember when they cost a nickel!
 * Mr. Krabs: Okay, let's not give anyone's ideas about cheap patties. Now out with the old, and in with the even older! [ he knocks the wall and the barrel comes down from the ceiling, only to the barrel to break on the floor and reveals his great Grand-pappy in a wheelchair] Right, great Grand-Pappy Krabs? [laughs]
 * Old Man Jenkins: Wake up Great Grand-pap [he picks up a barrel chair that reveals his great-grandpa], you're feding the families honor. [kicks his grandfather on Great Grandpa Krabs' lap]
 * Great Grandpa Krabs: Respect someone.
 * Great Grandpa Jenkins: [twitches] Ooh, am I a elder?