User blog:MrScience12/Adventures in Vember-Sitting

The Five Weeks of No Vember presents Adventures in Vember-Sitting!

Transcript

 * [scene begins with a medium shot of SpongeBob's pineapple; the scene cuts to SpongeBob, lying back in his seat, watching television; a knock is heard at the door]


 * SpongeBob: [without looking away from television] Gary! Someone's at the door!


 * Gary: [offscreen] Meow meow meow. [slugs into scene slowly]


 * Voice: Hello? I'm the mailman. I have a package for a Mr. SquarePants. Oh, well. I guess he's not here. [package comes through door; the package lands on Gary's eyes, in which it is thrown onto SpongeBob through the reflex of the rebounding eyes]


 * SpongeBob: Thank you, Gary. [turns of television; sets box on floor] Hmm. I wonder what's in here. [reads tag] "From Uncle Sherm". [opens package]


 * Baby Sponge: [jumps out of box onto SpongeBob] Hey-o.


 * SpongeBob: [startled] Ah! It's a...[calm] cute little baby. What is it doing here? [sees note on diaper rear] Hello. What's this? [reads note] "Dear Nephew SpongeBob,..."


 * [Uncle Sherm's voice narrates the rest of the note]


 * Uncle Sherm Narration: My ol' truck and I are heading south for the oncoming winter, and we won't come back until December, so I'm asking you to take care of my son, Vember, until I come back. PS: I'm not really going on vacation. I just need a break from that little nightmare.


 * [narration ends]


 * SpongeBob: Well, that doesn't seem too hard. You'll be just fine with me, right little guy? Little guy? Vember? [cuts to scene with SpongeBob, opening a door] Vember? [in laundry room] Vember? [in own room] Vember! Here you are. [looks around and sees a crib, two peg boxes, a wall of baby toy pictures, and a section full of baby toys]


 * Vember: Me like room.


 * SpongeBob: Well, as long as you like it, little guy. Besides, now you have your own little baby space. Isn't that right, Vember? Vember? Oh, not again.


 * [scene cuts to kitchen]


 * SpongeBob: Vember, are you in...this horrible kitchen?! [looks at a destroyed kitchen with numerous spills, stains, and broken objects]


 * Vember: Kitchen dirty. [walks out room]


 * SpongeBob: Well, at least it looks more tempting to clean up now. So, let's get started, shall we?


 * [scene cuts to montage of SpongeBob, cleaning his kitchen]


 * SpongeBob: Well, it looks clean to me. [watch beeps] Oh no! I'm late for work! [grabs hat] Bye, Gary! Take care of Vember! [runs out of door]


 * Gary: [looks up from newspaper] Meow? Meow. [looks back at newspaper]


 * [scene cuts to the Krusty Krab, where SpongeBob burst in through the doors, unknowingly to an empty Krusty Krab]


 * SpongeBob: Sorry, Mr. Krabs! I'm sorry I'm late, but my Uncle Sherm wanted me to...[realizes emptiness] Hello?


 * Mr. Krabs: [walks into scene] SpongeBob? What are you doing here? It's an hour before we open.


 * SpongeBob: But, my watch beeped and...Vember. He must have been tampering with my stuff. That's so cute...yet, oddly both unsettling and agrivating. But anyways, might as well get to work. [runs into kitchen] Trusty spatula, here I...come? Where is it? Vember must have gotten to it. No matter. I'll just have to use my back-up spatula. [hears biting sound; sees Vember, teething on the back-up spatula] Vember, did you follow me to work? Once again, no matter. I'll just use my hand. [holds up hand, now in the shape of a spatula]


 * Vember: Spat-u-la tasty. [hops onto SpongeBob's arm, biting his spatula hand]


 * SpongeBob: Ah! [tries to pry Vember off; SpongeBob successfully does so, yet the force causes SpongeBob to be launched into Mr. Krabs's office, ruining the room]


 * Mr. Krabs: This is going to cost me a fortune! Grrrr! [throws SpongeBob out of Krusty Krab]


 * SpongeBob: [lands next to Vember] Well, looks like it's just you and me, little guy. [picks up Vember] Let's go home.


 * [scene cuts to SpongeBob, walking into his living room; he sets down Vember, causing him to cry]


 * SpongeBob: Huh? What's the matter, little guy? Are you tired? [grabs pillow and blanket] There you go. [Vember wacks the items away] Um. Um. [holds up baby rattle] Rattle? [Vember wacks the rattle away; SpongeBob holds up gelatin mold] Gelatinous food? [Vember wacks away gelatin] Maybe you miss Uncle Sherm. [holds up picture of Uncle Sherm and gives it to Vember; Vember throws the picture away] So much for father-son bonding. I got it! Maybe you're hungry! Let me cook you something. Hmm, but without my spatulas, I'll have to use my hand again. [changes hand into spatula] There we go.


 * Vember: [stops crying] Spat-u-la! [jumps at spatula hand, biting it]


 * SpongeBob: Ow. Vember, you have to let go of my...wait a minute. I got it! You like spatulas. Looks like you're going to grow up to become just like your ol' cousin SpongeBob, huh? A good fry cook. Maybe these next four weeks won't be so bad after all, huh, Gary?


 * Gary: [slugs into scene, dressed in a baby uniform; nasally] Meow.


 * SpongeBob: [smiling] Vember.


 * [episode ends]