SpongeBob Says the F Word!

"SpongeBob Says the F Word!" is a (fanon) episode of SpongeBob SquarePants where SpongeBob says the f word.

Plot
At The Krusty Krab, Squidward Tentacles is once again annoyed by SpongeBob, who tries to impress Squidward by snorting Krabby Patty meat out his nose. Squidward, disguised and tired of SpongeBob annoying him, tells SpongeBob to go do the f word to himself. SpongeBob, who does not know what the f word means, asks to himself "what does that mean?". Before The Krusty Krab closes, SpongeBob asks Mr. Krabs what the f words means. When he says the whole out loud to Mr. Krabs, he threatens to fire him if he says the word again. Hence, SpongeBob learns that the f word is a bad word. When SpongeBob tells Mr. Krabs that it was Squidward who he heard the f word from, Mr. Krabs deals with Squidward the next day.

When Mr. Krabs threatens to fire Squidward for saying the f word to SpongeBob, Squidward promises to stop. However, later that evening after The Krusty Krab closes, Squidward arrives at SpongeBob's House and begins harassing him by continuously saying the f word to him. Squidward tells SpongeBob that he's an f word, tells him to f word himself, and bets SpongeBob to do the f word to his best friend Patrick Star. SpongeBob, feeling like he has no power, bets Squidward that he will do the f word to Patrick. However, SpongeBob does not know what the f word means and asks Squidward. Squidward tells him what it means and they go over to Patrick's House where SpongeBob f words him while he is sleeping. Patrick wakes up the next morning saying that his butt and insides feel funny.