Paradise

Transcript
(Episode opens around the table)

   

Steve: It was a 2 - 0 vote this time.

   

Noseward: Oh shit. Wait what happened to night ou-

   

EB: HEY!

   

Steve: Calmstar and Noseward, one of you guys is about to get eliminated.

   

Calmstar: Noooooooooooo!

   

Steve: Everyone, please vote.

   

(Everybody votes)

   

EB: Alright it was a 5 - 4 vote… Noseward I hate to tell you, but you’ve been evicted!

   

Noseward: This is some serious bullshit guys I will come to all of your houses a-

   

(Steve pushes Noseward out onto the stage before he can finish)

   

Steve: Welcome to the top eleven lady and gentlemen. For today’s challenge, you have to build a secure holding facility so that EB has a new bedroom.

   

EB: I need my own slice of paradise.

   

Steve: go!

   

Calmstar: Wait where are the materials?

   

Monty: OI! I agree!

   

EB: Buy it yourself!

   

(A quick montage of the contestants shopping plays, then cut to Monty with a painted box)

   

Monty: Alright see, this is a lovely painted box to keep EB from lashing out!

   

EB: What?

   

Monty: OI! paradise!

   

(Cut to Sonic with a fully built steel prison cell)

   

Sonic: Well Steve, I think this should be secure enough.

   

Steve: Yeah, but is it paradise on the inside?

   

Sonic: Yes, fake beach.

   

Steve: Awesome!

   

(Cut to EB closely watching Gary and Spot build a shack)

   

Spot: Ruff!

   

Gary: Meow!

   

EB: I don’t understand.

   

(EB walks over to Pearl)

   

EB: Pearl, what are you doing?

   

Pearl: A cool hangout lounge!

   

EB: Ah, makes sense I guess.

   

(EB cringes and walks back to where Steve is)

   

EB: All of these paradises suck.

   

Steve: It’s almost time to rank them.

   

(EB rings a giant bell)

   

EB: Ahem. I will now rank the “paradises” out of 10. Alright? We’ll start with Dan.

   

Dan: Alright.

   

EB: What did you make?

   

Dan: I made a bong shop. Paradise for all.

   

EB: 2 out of 10.

   

Dan: WHAT?!

   

EB: Next up, Fred and Nat.

   

Fred: Alright, so we built you an apartment building with steel bars.

   

EB: Where did you get the money?

   

Nat: My dad suffered an untimely death and I got there inheritance.

   

EB: Alright, I’ll give it a 8 out of 10.

   

Nat: Cool!

   

EB: Next up, Pearl.

   

Pearl: I made a teen lou-

   

EB: -1 out of 10.

   

Pearl: What?

   

EB: Alright next, GreyBob and SpongeClone because they need a speaking role this episode.

   

SpongeClone: What?

   

GreyBob: Oh yeah, our house. We decorated it with blood.

   

EB: Alright then.

   

(EB checks out the house)

   

EB: 7 out of 10, the blood gives me the chills.

   

Monty: OI! Am I next lad?

   

EB: Yes. And don’t call me lad.

   

Monty: I made a painted prison cell!

   

EB: I LOVE IT! 10 out of 10! I’m keeping this! Uhh everyone else gets 5 out of 10s.

   

Sonic: Unfair!

   

Calmstar: Says YOU.

   

EB: Monty wins, so he will nominate two duos back at the table.

   

(At the table)

   

Monty: I would like to nominate GreyBob and SpongeClone for both being cheap off brands of the real SpongeBob.

   

GreyBob: That wasn’t nice but I don’t care.

   

SpongeClone: Rude!

   

Monty: OI! sorry! my second nomination is Fred and Nat, for being kind of threats to me right now.

   

Fred: How? so far I've only broke. MY LEG! 29 times!

EB: Well, go vote! Who doesn't advance? GreyBob and SquidClone Fred and Nat