User blog:MrScience12/A Gust of Direction

NOTE: Though this particular blog episode of Sworn to Secrecy does not include any PG content, the majority of this spin-off and all of its attributes do have PG content, therefore the PG rating is only a warning if one chooses to read other blog episodes and/or other Sworn to Secrecy related content such as episodes, etc.

Sworn to Secrecy presents A Gust of Direction.

Transcript

 * [short begins with the camera, panning with a car; the camera cuts inside of the car to a male fish, who is driving said car]


 * Male Fish: [drinks beverage] Ah. [turns up radio slightly] Hmm. A crossroads. I need to get to the road. [turns right; sees ocean] This isn't the road! [jumps out of car and rolls, yet both the car and male fish land inside of the ocean]


 * [camera begins panning quickly around the town, revealing many fish, places, and other attractions; the camera stops pan in Squidward's office]


 * SpongeBob: [walks into the office with coat on] Whoo. It's blazing cold outside. [takes off coat; frost falls onto the ground] Frost?! In the fall?! It's not global warming anymore. It's global freezing!


 * Squidward: You're telling me. Not to mention that the wind is blowing faster than the agency's mobile boat.


 * Oscar: Hey! [walks into office] Those things aren't slow. They just need to be upgraded. But yeah. Fast winds and cold weather are a bad combination, especially for the little ones. They've caught the cold.


 * SpongeBob: Better them than us, right?


 * Oscar: I would fire you if I could. [throws balled piece of paper to SpongeBob's face] Yet, I believe this case will punish you enough. You need to go out into the cold.


 * SpongeBob: But I just got in to the warm. [sighs] What's the case?


 * Oscasr: A boat drove into the Gulf of Altoona today. I need you all to go out and investigate the crime.


 * Squidward: Yikes. Can't imagine how cold he is right now.


 * [Oscar, Squidward, and SpongeBob begin shivering]


 * [scene cuts to the crossroads; the entire team is there, trying to figure out what happened]


 * Patrick: Well, it's simple. The sign is wrong.


 * SpongeBob: But why? How could this happen?


 * Patrick: Well, it's either a seahorse came and switched it to get revenge against the sea one fish who drives down here to get to work one day at a time...or this is the work of a fish.


 * SpongeBob: Well, doesn't the first one sound great? Too bad it's wrong. But if a fish did do this, they would obviously leave a print. [throws black dust onto the sign; uses brush to brush off some dust; uses ultraviolet light on sign] Nope. No prints.


 * Sandy: Strange.


 * Squidward: This case is unsolvable. There are too many factors.


 * Patrick: Nonsense. We can do this. We just need to think. The answer will bonk us on the head in a minute. [sign turns and hits Patrick in the head] Ow!


 * SpongeBob: Well, that was entertaining. [shivers] Not so sure how I feel about the wind gust though.


 * Squidward: Never mind that. Look! [points to sign, turning quickly with the wind gust]


 * SpongeBob: The wind gust must have turned the sign! Case closed, and I finally said it first. Ha ha!


 * Sandy: Yeah yeah. Let me fix this. [turns sign to right direction; tightens bearings with driver] There...we...go. Now the wind can't turn the sign.


 * SpongeBob: But I can. [spins sign with slap of hand]


 * Sandy: Hey!


 * [short ends]