User blog:SuperFanon'D!/"A Dangerous Shift" Patrick's Funtastic Life Preview

A preview for the third episode of Patrick's Funtastic Life to air later today.


 * Patrick: Ugh, this is so boring! Maybe I should just play some music on my smartphone.


 * [Patrick takes out his smartphone and clicks a few buttons, “New Map” by M83 begins playing]


 * Patrick: Can you face it? The unknown. Can you take it? Da-na-na-na…

[Plankton enters the door and explodes Patrick’s smartphone with a rocket launcher] ''


 * Plankton: Neptune, do I hate that song! Where’s your taste of music? And… uh… why isn’t SpongeBob here?


 * Patrick: He’s sick in bed, so I volunteered to take his spot for the night.


 * Plankton: I hope you’re as naive as SpongeBob is, or this is going to be a hard night.


 * Patrick: What does “naive” mean?


 * Plankton: Let’s presume this will be an easy night.


 * [Patrick takes out another smartphone from his pocket as Plankton heads into the kitchen]

Patrick: Good thing I always keep a spare.

[Patrick looks up “naive” with a search engine] 

Patrick: “Naive”: having a lack of experience or wisdom on a subject, able to be easily tricked. Oh, so that’s what it means.

[An awkward silence lasts for a few seconds] 

Catch the full episode 7:00 PM PCT!
 * Patrick: He went into the kitchen, didn’t he.