User blog:PolarTem/SBNS Season Two Premiere

Season two is set to premiere in early March so I though I might give you a sneak peak on what's to come. The first episode is called 'My Hill', based of the game of the same name:

SpongeBob: Look, there's only one hill left! (they look at a hill which Kenny is standing on)

Kenny: (muffled) Hey guys, I conquered the hill! (he falls off)

SpongeBob: Oh my god! They killed Kenny!

Temmie: u (censored)!

I honestly don't think the episode turned out that well but maybe you'll find its appeal. Temmie n' Stuff will premiere the same time and is CANON to the series and takes place BEFORE. Here's a little sneak peak at that too:

Temmie: i've always wondered if cities literally hav keys to da city because what would they needs to open? i mean, it would make more sense 4 a key to da city to b a metaphoric way o symbolising complete power a control, unless that is exactly what it is implying...

Joker: (pause) That literally makes no sense. Anyhow, we're here. Harley, unleash the bombs!

I've tried to not give away too much in both these scenes but I figured some people would find it not related to SpongeBob, to them I show them these one-liners:

Sandy: (from call) Me and my SWAT team are on our way!

AND...

Squidward: I won't forget to polish the prince's crown.

I've never really made a blog post like this but it just seems fitting. Anyway, goodbye and may the tem be with you!