User blog:MoonmanFanatic/Request For Owner



PARTY OF THE KELPISTS AND COMMUNISTS



 Ponyo and Travis have been ruling the wiki for too long now. TOO FUCKING LONG.

Travis may have been admin for six months but that's six months more than appropriate

I shall abolish all forms of democracy on this wiki, and in return, some order will be restored.

We should ban all of our opponents, and make criticism of Kelpy G illegal.

We shall, BUT SLOWLY, make treaties with ESB to make the SpongeBob Fanbase at Wikia illegal.

We hold these lies, to be evident together, that all males, females, agenders, bisexuals, femmes, butches, trigenders, demiboys, and demigirls are equal in the eyes of our great ruler Kelpy G, and are endowed by him with some laws that apply even to ESB refugees, and among those are freedom, choice with the consent of Kelpy, and universal fraternity!