Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-5731128-20130714205213/@comment-4975464-20140203201642

My hill because I grew the grass on it that required factory made manure that was produced by my cows on your lot, which means you were trespassing on my house, and therefore you give me the hill rights because that's what it says in my contract that you signed on March 1st of the same day that the President gave me the hill as a reward for having the cows that produced the manure that grew the grass for the hill that is therefore rightfully mine.