User blog:Squidnerd/Newspaper Project

Greetings damn fools and blasted buffoons. A few days ago I've been accused by the local leftists of having The Kelp and other "mainstream media" support me during the Travis Demotion Campaign of January 2018. I pointed out that The Kelp shut down in 2017, and there was no other mainstream media, whatever the wombat that's supposed to mean—but that gave me a new idea. With several power requests, and upcoming spin-off projects by Ghastly and Jasbre, I think it's time to start a new newspaper: The Blasted Buffoon, or TBB for short. It was originally going to be called The Kelpy G, but I don't want to cause any confusion with The Kelp, because this would be completely different.

I'm intending this to be a solo project, but I will allow op-eds and spin-off advertisements, which can be sent to me via my Message Wall.

Formatting
The Kelp, while an amazing newspaper, acted too much like a real-life one. International weather, sports, schedules, everything. This is TBB's style, with SpongeFans and their interests first:
 * WikiPolitics: Discussing promotions and demotions as well as general proposals. Op-eds allowed.
 * Spin-Off Reviews: Three recent spin-off episodes will be reviewed.
 * Interviews: I'm completely ripping off Vanessa, but aren't we all ripping off SpongeBob? I shall ask a certain blasted buffoon random questions.
 * Real-Life Issues: Politics, Gaming, whatever. Op-eds only. I will not have TBB involved in a potential war crimes investigation.
 * Advertisements: Advertise your spin-off.

Timing
The Kelp tried to use schedules, but let's face it—on a SpongeBob Fanon Wiki, there can only be so much drama and so much boredom. That's why, when controversial things arise, The Blasted Buffoon would probably come up very quickly, but slowly when nothing's happening. Basically, at some points I'd expect three issues a month, and at others, once every three months. All depends on how lazy both the wiki and I are.

As we are in a period of rather controversial times, expect the first issue to come out sometime this week.

—Squidnerd (talk) 14:00, October 20, 2019 (UTC)