Patrick's Fan Mail (12)

Patrick's Fan Mail #11 is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Patrick opens the next envelope and reads.)

Dear Patrick, How many rocks do you own? And if you own more than five, do you pay the rent or the mortgage?

Sincerely, MrScience12

Patrick: The only rock I own is the one I live under. I used to have a pet rock, but he moved to Hollywood to achieve greater things.

SpongeBob: Really? I didn't know that.

Patrick: Yeah, Rocky's very private about that stuff.

(Patrick opens the next envelope and reads.)

Dear Patrick, Do you ever hang out with Larry The Lobster?

Thanks, Trainiax

Patrick: You're welcome. And no, I don't hang out with Larry. He hasn't been a big fan of mine since I visited him at his workout room.

(Patrick takes a barbell, bent to a curve, out of his pocket.)

Patrick: But at least I got a cool belly ring out of it!

(Patrick opens the next envelope and reads.)

Dear Patrick, I am inventing a new smoothie, but I need some help. So I figured, you're the guy to go to! It's called "A SMOOTHIE (IN ALL CAPS!!)", so, can you help me make the ingredients? Sincerely, Suds47

Patrick: AAH! IT'S SUDS AGAIN!

(Patrick throws the letter in the furnace.)

SpongeBob: Well, that's wasn't nice. You could have at least helped him make that smoothie.

Patrick: Yeah, you're right. Oh, well! That's the last of the fan letters! I better get going now.

SpongeBob: Me too.

Patrick: Oh, yeah! (smirks) I almost forgot that you had that date with Maaandy.

SpongeBob: Yeah, yeah. You're the one who talked me into it.

Patrick: Good luck, and remember...

SpongeBob: When in doubt, pinky out.

(Patrick sniffs and wipes away a tear before leaving SpongeBob's pineapple home.)

Patrick: They grow up so fast.