User blog:Squidnerd/Sneak Peek for "Conch Street"

So uh, the series doesn't debut until late August, but you can be entertained from one of the scenes.

Conch Street is rated PG, TV-Y7-DV.

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"Did you read the news? There's a new movie theatre coming soon! I'm gonna watch every single movie on opening day!" SpongeBob said gleefully. Patrick suddenly started crying. "What's wrong, Pat?" SpongeBob asked. "It's just that...I can't enjoy the movies with you! I'm scared I'll get banned!" Patrick sobbed. "Oh come on, you can't afford a camera to bootleg! How can you possibly get banned?" SpongeBob asked. Patrick suddenly turned happy and spoke to the audience, "story time!". A flashback occurs.

"Oh Karen, pass me a popcorn," Plankton commanded. "Why? You would choke on one," Karen reasoned. "I suppose so—," Plankton thought but Karen just gave one to him, making him choke. Suddenly, Patrick dropped his meaty butt onto Plankton. As Plankton was struggling to get out, Patrick was tickled. "Oh ben benny benny boy, I had no idea they had massage chairs here!" he grinned. "Karen...please," Plankton groaned, but Karen was too focused on the screen.

A firmly built blue fish sat down next to Patrick. The blue fish had a pack of seaweed in his hand. The aroma of the box entered Patrick's nose, which made his eye pupils grow. As the blue fish opened the box and took out a cylinder, and lit it with a snap. Patrick began to drool. He turned to the blue fish and asked with puppy eyes, "can I have one pwease?". The blue fish laughed. "Not at all boy. You have to be 18 years old to get these sweet buds, your brain isn't fully developed," the blue fish replied. "Aw man, now I have only one option of food left," Patrick groaned. He shoved his hand deep past his rectum, and took out a chocolate bar coated with stomach acid. The smell of the acid reached the fish, who immediately fainted. The grasp of the seaweed box lifted and fell out of his hand, falling into Patrick's lap. "Woah, I only asked for one, not the whole pack," Patrick happily said. He swallowed the chocolate bar and shoved every seaweed cylinder into his mouth, lighting them all up.