Hardcore

Transcript
(Episode opens around the table)

Maja: Okay so once again it was a 1 - 0 vote.

Sandy: Squidina and Bubble Bass, you guys are up for elimination.

Voice: Alright people, it is now time to vote somebody out.

(Everyone votes)

Sandy: Well then.

Maja: In a 10 - 0 vote, Bubble Bass. You have been evicted.

Bubble Bass: DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

(Bubble Bass walks out onto the stage and sees everyone else, and then the camera cuts back inside)

Voice: Already what an eviction. So anyways, Maja and Sandy will sir the next competition out.

SpongeBob: What is the next competition?

Voice: Grrr I was getting to that. So the next competition is a baking challenge, but with a catch. The thing you bake can’t be like anything that already exists. It has to be something original. You have 2 hours, and I will judge.

Joe: Wait aren’t you just a voice?

Voice: I’ll sent a robot to judge for me then.

(Robot arrives)

Robot: Here are ingredients.

(The robot makes a full fledged kitchen with a massive pantry appear)

Voice: Go make stuff.

(Everyone dashes into the pantry)

SpongeBob: What if we make a Krabby Patty, but like in a pastry?

Patrick: I’d eat it.

(SpongeBob and Patrick work on a weird pastry and the camera cuts over to Joe baking something)

Joe: So I just put a bunch of flour and stuff in a bowl and started mixing. Also, cherries!

(Joe starts baking and something lights on fire next to him, which just so happens to be Squidina’s station)

Joe: You good?

Squidina: Fine, I’m trying to make flaming hot cupcakes.

Joe: It was supposed to be original.

Squidina: It is?

(Squidina’s cupcakes start burning and Mama Krabs is baking some cross between pie and cake)

Mama Krabs: So it’s like a cake, but mixed with pie.

(Montage of people baking)

SpongeBob: (pulls pastry out) looks good!

Patrick: Yeah!

(Squidward pulls something out)

Squidward: Smells good. Looks good. (Takes a spare one) tastes good too!

(The robot walks in)

Robot: Time to judge. First up, Joe.

Joe: So I made something random in a circle shape with brown sugar and cherries. Enjoy!

Robot: (takes bite) this is good. 10/11! Alright, Fluffward and LightBob are next.

Fluffward: We made fluff puffs. They’re like marshmallow cream baked into whipped cream and some dough.

Robot: (takes bite) this is surprisingly good. 11/11.

Squidina: Why are you going out of 11s?

Robot: Reasons. Also, Squidward is next.

Squidward: It’s a puff pastry of types with a black cherry filling.

Robot: (takes bite) this is nasty. 0/11. Mama Krabs is next!

Squidward: WHAT?!

Mama Krabs: I made pake. Cake mixed with pie.

Robot: (takes bite) good. 8/11. SpongeBob and Patrick are next.

SpongeBob: We made Krabby Pastry

Robot: (takes bite) 12/11! Amazing! Next up, Maja and Sandy.

Sandy: How can you taste if your a robot?

Robot: Just go with it. (Takes bite) you didn’t introduce this so it gets a 5/11.

Maja: Awwww.

Robot: Final person, CrazySponge.

CrazySponge: o

Robot: (takes bite) 8/11. Alrighty, so SpongeBob and Patrick win.

SpongeBob: Yay!

Voice: Hey I’m back. Go and nominate people. Also, this is the last time you’ll be in duos!

Patrick: Really?

Voice: Yep!

(Camera cuts to the table)

SpongeBob: So we’re going to nominate Sandy and Maja since they’re a big threat.

Patrick: We’re also going to nominate Fluffward and LightBob since we don’t want to know what happens to a solo duoist.

Voice: Okay viewers, voting ends tomorrow at 8:15 PM CST.