Adverts Are Annoying

Creator: Cosmobo

Editors: Cosmobo

Series: Channel Chasers

Episode: 23

Season: 3

Air Date: 10,6,15

Plot
The gang get stuck in different annoying adverts.

Script
[Shows SpongeBob and friends sat around in a café]

Squidward: Well, at least this a nice place to stop and relax.

Patrick: Yeah.

SpongeBob: I like the peace and quiet some times.

Squidward: No one would believe it, would they?.

Sandy: Does anyone know what channel this could be?.

SpongeBob: Why does someone always ask that question?.

Squidward: Maybe it's just a thing now. Maybe a quote by Channel Chasers?.

Patrick: Squidward just broke the 5th wall!.

Squidward: No one needs quotes. And I don't want this to be a flash back episode.

SpongeBob: Remember when we got stuck in that house with Bubble Bass who was a killer?.

Squidward: NO FLASHBACKS!.

SpongeBob: Aw.

Mr. Krabs: I hardly get any dialogue in the new Channel Chasers.

SpongeBob: Maybe you will be killed off in a new episode.

Mr. Krabs: NO!. I'm not gonna die!.

[Shows the Go Compare Guy burst threw the door singing]

GCG: GO COMPARE!. GO COMPARE!.

Squidward: Damnit!.

Mr. Krabs: That's it!.

[Mr. Krabs punches the GCG]

[The GCG falls to the floor]

Mr. Krabs: Well, that's over with now.

[Shows a button appear]

SpongeBob: Should we press it?.

Mr. Krabs: Nah.

[Someone goes along to press the button]

Guy: Hey a nickel!.

SpongeBob and Friends: NOOOOOO!!!.

[SpongeBob and Friends push the man out of the way and all land on the button at the same time]

SpongeBob and Friends: Uh oh.

[SpongeBob and Friends teleport out of the café and teleport to a bus]

Squidward: Ah. At least this place is nice.

SpongeBob: I wonder where we're driving to?.

Patrick: I hope its Glove World.

...

Squidward: This is a bus. Not even a Bikini Bottom Bus.

Patrick: What about ice cream land?.

SpongeBob: I don't think so.

[The bus drives into a town full of GCG's]

SpongeBob: I think this is another advert for Go Compare.com.

Squidward: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!.

[SpongeBob and Friends teleport to a garden]

SpongeBob: Where are we now?.

[Patrick looks behind him to see a statue of Hans from Frozen]

Patrick: Hey, is that Hans from Frozen?.

SpongeBob: Never seen it.

Squidward: Me neither.

Sandy: Beats me.

Mr. Krabs: What the heck is Frozen?.

Patrick: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!.

[Shows a red metal hand fly at the gang]

SpongeBob and Friends: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!.

[The gang ducks and the statue gets destroyed]

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[Scene shows the gang in a white room]

SpongeBob: An advert for a movie?.

Mr. Krabs: It must of been some kind of new movie then.

Squidward: Well, what do we do from here?.

Mr. Krabs: I don't know. Why don't you look for a secret hatch or something?.

Squidward: Me?. OH NO. I am not doing that!.

[SpongeBob and Friends suddenly get teleported into Hollywood Studio's]

[Shows a cart drive past SpongeBob and Friends]

Squidward: Were they 2 meerkats driving past us then?.

SpongeBob: I don't know.

[Patrick see's the giant Hollywood sign]

Patrick: I think we're in!...NEW YORK!.

SpongeBob: Patrick. We're in Hollywood.

Patrick: Oh.

Squidward: I've always wanted to be here. It's beautiful!.

SpongeBob: That's great!. I guess we can stay here for a while.

[Squidward is gone]

SpongeBob: Wait...Where's Squidward?.

[Scene cuts to Squidward in a caravan]

???: So...Are you going to make us look good for our new film?.

Squidward: Yup!.

[Sylvester Stallone and Jason Statham are on the chairs]

Sylvester Stallone: You do know about the film. Right?. It's a thriller starring me and Jason over there.

Jason Statham: Yeah. And it's gonna kick ass.

Squidward: Yeah whatever. Just let me get to work!.

[Scene cuts to Patrick looking around Hollywood]

Patrick: I hope they do candy floss here. That would be awesome!.

[Patrick stops the cart with the meerkats in]

Patrick: Hey!. You!. You could hurt someone!.

Alexander: Oh what the hell?!. Who the hell are you!?. We were speaking about meerkat movies!.

Patrick: Get out!. I want candy floss!.

Alexander: You can't make us!.

[Patrick grabs ahold of the meerkats and flings them away and gets in the cart]

[Patrick drives off]

[Scene cuts to SpongeBob and Sandy walking around Hollywood]

Sandy: So...

SpongeBob: I know. I never thought I'd be here either.

Sandy: You knew what I was going to say...

SpongeBob: I guess I did.

Sandy: It's like we're finishing each others.

SpongeBob: NEW ALIEN FILM STUDIO!!!.

[SpongeBob runs off into a studio]

Sandy: He leaves me for a new alien film?. Yeah....True Love.

[Scene cuts to Squidward in the caravan again]

Squidward: DONE!.

[Squidward gives Jason Stapham and Sylvester Stallone mirrors]

Jason Statham: What the hell have you done to my face?. You son of a bitch.

Squidward: I made it look beautiful!.

Jason Stapham: What the *beep* are you trying to say?.

[Jason Stapham smashes the mirror onto the floor]

Jason Stapham: I'm gonna *beep*ing kill you.

[Jason Stapham gets up off his chair and pushes Squidward against the wall]

Squidward: Oh barnacles.

[Squidward runs out of caravan screaming]

[Scene cuts to Patrick running the cart into Arnold Swarchaneggar]

Patrick: GIVE ME MY COFEE!.

Arnold: THAT'S IT!.

[Arnold picks up the cart and tosses it across the road. Luckily, Patrick escaped]

Patrick: AHHHHHHHH!!!.

[Patrick runs off]

[Scene cuts to SpongeBob back stage in a studio]

[Mark Whalberg comes into the back stage area]

Mark: Hey. Who the hell are you?.

SpongeBob: I'm SpongeBob SquarePants sir. Is it true that your playing a survivor in this new alien film?.

Mark: Yeah...Why?.

SpongeBob: I love monster movies.

Mark: That's great. Has any one given you permission to come here?.

SpongeBob: Um...

[Scene cuts to SpongeBob running around with a guard chasing him]

SpongeBob: AHHHHHHH!!!.

[Scene cuts to Mr. Krabs with Clancy Brown in a cofe shop]

Clancy Brown: This is kind of weird.

Mr. Krabs: It's a long story.

Clancy Brown: Yeah...

Mr. Krabs: Are you enjoying your coffee?

Clancy Brown: Yeah. Do you cross channels?.

Mr. Krabs: Yes. How do you know?.

Clancy Brown: Oh. That person over there told me.

[Shows Lebron James in the corner of the café]

Lebron: Um...I can explain.

Mr. Krabs: -_-

[Scene cuts to SpongeBob, Squidward and Patrick bumping into each other]

[Jason Stapham, Arnold and the guard are surrounding them]

Jason Stapham: It looks like the end of the line.

Squidward: I never thought Jason Stapham would kill me.

SpongeBob: But just remember. We had all those zany adventures?. Like My Little Pony land and other places?.

Squidward: Yeah.

Patrick: At least you will be re-united with Gary.

SpongeBob: Yeah...

[The guard falls to the ground holding his hands over his crotch]

Guard: Mummy.

SpongeBob: What the?.

[Sandy starts fighting Jason Stapham]

Jason Stapham: You bitch!. Do you think you can honestly defeat me?.

Sandy: YEAH!.

[Arnold charges to Patrick]

[Arnold falls to the ground holding his heart this time]

[Clancy Brown and Mr. Krabs are behind him]

Clancy Brown: Well. Do you know who I am?.

SpongeBob: A hobo with a gun?.

Clancy Brown: 0_0...NO!. I'm the voice for Mr. Krabs!.

Mr. Krabs: He is.

SpongeBob: Oh.

[Scene cuts to Sandy pushing Jason through a wall]

Sandy: Leave my friend alone!.

Jason: NEVER!.

[Scene cuts to SpongeBob walking up some metal stairs leading to a door in a building]

SpongeBob: I'm coming to save ya Sandy!.

[SpongeBob opens the door to run across a balcony over viewing one of the filming area's]

[SpongeBob runs into the control room]

SpongeBob: Sandy!. Are you alright down there?!.

Sandy: I could actually need a bit of help!. This guy is tough!.

[SpongeBob looks at all the buttons]

Sandy: Distract the guy!. Just help!.

SpongeBob: I don't know how to do anything!. There's loads of buttons!.

[SpongeBob presses a button revealing a Jurassic World background behind Sandy and Jason Stapham]

Sandy: That doesn't help!. It's just a background for the film Jurassic World!.

SpongeBob: Barnacles!.

[SpongeBob presses a button causing a pterodactyl to fly out and grab Jason Stapham and fly off with him]

Jason Stapham: You haven't seen the last of me!. You'll never defeat me!!!.

[SpongeBob presses another button causing Jason Stapham to fall to the ground]

Sandy: Ah. Well. That's the end of him.

SpongeBob: Yeah....

Sandy: Should we have a part 2?.

SpongeBob: Yeah...

[FIN]