Patrick Star Wars

Patrick Star Wars is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Pat Starwalker is sleeping on a rock in the middle of a desert planet when the robot Squidroid lands on the planet, waking him up.)

Pat Starwalker: Hello.

Squidroid: Do you know where I can find Obi-Wan Krabnobi?

Pat Starwalker: You bet I do! He runs my favorite restaurant: The Kelestial Krab!

Squidroid: Kelestial Krab? But "celestial" makes the soft "s" sound, not the hard "k" sound that would give such a name an alliterative appeal.

Pat Starwalker: I don't understand a word you just said! Come on!

(Pat Starwalker and Squidroid go to the Kelestial Krab, where Obi-Wan Krabnobi is handing out Krabby Packets.)

Pat Starwalker: Yum! Packets of processed, non-perishable food items! Just like mommy made them.

Obi-Wan Krabnobi: Squidroid! What are you doing here?

Squidroid: Princess Sandra sent me here with a message.

(Squidroid presses a button on his chest, and a hologram of Princess Sandra pops out.)

Princess Sandra: Obi-Wan Krabnobi, I need your help.

Pat Starwalker: Wow, that princess is tiny!

Princess Sandra: The evil Darth Planktor is holding me captive, and he won't release me until you come and fight him!

Pat Starwalker: Don't worry, tiny princess! I'll save you!

(Pat Starwalker jumps into a spaceship parked outside.)

Pat Starwalker: (from inside the spaceship) Ooh, what does this button do?

(The spaceship explodes. Obi-Wan Krabnobi and Squidroid rush out of the Kelestial Krab and see an ash-covered Pat lying down where the spaceship once stood.)

Pat Starwalker: (coughs) Did I save the tiny princess?

Obi-Wan Krabnobi: No, but you did blow up me ship!

Squidroid: How will we acquire another spacecraft on such short notice?

Pat Starwalker: You use a lot of big words.

(A large, pineapple-shaped spaceship lands behind Pat, and SpongeSolo walks out of it.)

SpongeSolo: Man, I cannot wait to try out another Krabby Packet!

Obi-Wan Krabnobi: Hey, can I borrow your ship?

SpongeSolo: What's in it for me?

Obi-Wan Krabnobi: (holds out a Krabby Packet) Free Krabby Packet?

SpongeSolo: (takes the Krabby Packet) Fine, but I'm driving.