New Jazz Transcript

New Jazz

(Opening shots of Squidward's house, shaded colors, because it's early in the morning.  Camera pans over to show SpongeBob's house, with visible music notes blaring out the window.)

♪Speed Freak♪

(SpongeBob's house is bouncing with the beat of the music, and the notes bounce off of Squidward's house.  On impact, they burst.)

Squidward's House: (looking annoyed) SHUT UP!!!

(SpongeBob's house lurches in surprise and ♪Speed Freak♪ stops suddenly.)

(Zoom into Squidward, with his head out the window, and SpongeBob, sitting on the window sill.)

Squidward:  SpongeBob! Why is that so loud!?

(Squidward's neck stretches closer to SpongeBob's head.)

(Camera pans towards SpongeBob.)

SpongeBob:  Oh! So Gary can hear it! He doesn't have ears, you know?

(SpongeBob ducks back into house.  Music notes start shooting out the window, ♪Speed Freak♪ starting again.  The music notes visibly push Squidward's eyes into his head, and his nose back, and his gums are exposed.)

Squidward:  SPONGE~ (Squidward is cut off by his mouth filling up with music notes.)

(Squidward sticks his tongue out, showing musical notes.)

Squidward:  Blah!