User blog:Locknloaded23/Back to Squidville episode teaser

Cut to Squidward walking outside his house, where he's holding a cup of coffee and walking around all the corpses on the ground. He's doing good until a gun shot makes him trip over one and the cup crashes into his head and spills the boiling hot coffee on him. He moans in anger like Sideshow Bob, and says "keep your calm, Squiddy."