Scientist Duel

Scientist Duel is the fifth episode of Season One in Welcome to Fancyland!  it was written by PrimitiveSponge129.

Characters

 * Squidward Tentacles
 * SpongeBob SquarePants
 * Patrick Star
 * Sandy Cheeks (series debut)

Plot
Sandy comes to visit Fancyland, but goes to war with Ze French Scientist.

Synopsis
The episode fades in on SpongeBob and Patrick standing outside of SpongeBob's lawn chanting "We're waiting! We're waiting!"

Squidward looks out his window with a frustrated look on his face.

"Will you two barnacle brains SHUT UP?!" Squidward yells.

"But Squidward!" SpongeBob says, then he and Patrick go back to chanting "We're waiting! We're waiting!"

Squidward throws a rock at SpongeBob, but it goes into one of his holes, and exits another. The rock hits Squidward's eye.

Squidward shuts his window so forcefully, his wall breaks. A couple of construction fish immediately come and fix it.

(Bubble transition)

Patrick is by himself chanting "I'm waiting... I'm waiting..." sadly.

His phone rings, he picks it up. It's SpongeBob at The Krusty Krab. They both chant "We're waiting! We're waiting!".

(Bubble transition, it's nighttime)

SpongeBob and Patrick are sleeping in their houses. They dream of themselves chanting "We're waiting! We're waiting!" as their dream bubbles connect.

(Bubble transition, it's day again)

A golden bus pulls up at SpongeBob's house. Squidward is getting a newspaper as the bus pulls up.

The person who exits the bus is Sandy.

"Howdy, SpongeBob! Howdy, Patrick! And hello, Squidward." Sandy says, turning to SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward respectively.

Squidward goes inside grumbling.

"So, this is Fancyland?" Sandy says admiring the town, and their houses.

"Yep, it's a place where kings and queens and stuff come and live thei-" SpongeBob begins but is cut off by Sandy slapping his mouth shut.

"Yeah, I know, I know. I just wanna study everything here! This place is more fascinating than a fish with legs!" Sandy says, still admiring the town.

"Is this your house, SpongeBob?" Sandy says pointing at his house.

"Yep, it's a ripe tropical pineapple with a golden coating." SpongeBob says.

"What? You've never told me this!" Patrick says and begins eating the pineapple.

"Mmmm... juicy." Patrick says with his mouth full.

(Bubble transition)

"And this is the Krusty Krab!" SpongeBob says pointing at the golden Krusty Krab.

"If you, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs are here, who's running the Krusty Krab at Bikini Bottom?" Sandy asks.

Time Card: Meanwhile...

SpongeRobert is crushing Plankton (who is a ball) while he screams in agony.

"You sure this is a stress ball, Crabs?" SpongeRobert asks.

"The guy who sold this restaurant to me told me so." Crabs Sr. replies.

Cut back to the Krusty Krab at Fancyland.

"Some guys on eBay." SpongeBob says.

(Bubble transition)

"This is a random hut." SpongeBob says, pointing at Ze French Scientist's secret lab.

"I dunno, SpongeBob. This looks like a secret lab to me." Sandy says skeptically.

She opens the door, and winged toilet paper flies out.

"AAAH! Flying toilet paper!" SpongeBob and Patrick scream as they run off.

Sandy goes inside the lab, where Ze French Scientist is rambling incoherently.

"Uhh... hello?" Sandy says poking Ze French Scientist in the back.

"Hey! Zis is no place for a chipmunk! Go away!" Ze French Scientist says.

"Are you a scientist as well?" Sandy asks.

"You're a scientist as well?" Ze French Scientist asks.

"I'm a scientist as well!" Sandy and Ze French Scientist say in unison.

"Wanna see my inventions?" Ze French Scientist asks, as they dash off to see his inventions.

"Zis is my flying toilet paper. I don't know why I made it, but it's flying toilet paper!" Ze French Scientist says pointing at a roll of toilet paper with wings like earlier, it flies away.

"Zis is my Frankfurteray. It transforms anything into..." Ze French Scientist says picking up a ray gun and shoots a beam at the flying toilet paper. It turns into a hot dog. "...hot dogs!"

He eats it and burps out a piece of toilet paper.

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