Patrick Goes to a Comic Book Convention

Patrick Goes to a Comic Book Convention is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(SpongeBob and Patrick stroll into the Bikini Bottom Comic-Con dressed as Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.)

SpongeBob: Here we are, Patrick! The Fifth Annual Comic-Con!

Patrick: (sheds a manly tear) It's more beautiful than I imagined.

(Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are signing comic books at a nearby table.)

SpongeBob: Look! It's the real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!

Patrick: I'm so excited I just can't hide it!

(Patrick jumps onto the table and rolls over on his back.)

Patrick: Hi, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! Could you two sign my belly?

Barnacle Boy: Well, it's not the weirdest thing someone's asked us to do today. (signs)

Patrick: Tee-hee! That tickles!

Mermaid Man: You need to lose some weight, son. I've been going to a physical trainer, and it's been doing wonders for my abs.

(Mermaid Man pulls up his shirt, revealing a six-pack.)

Mermaid Man's abs: We're scrumptious!

Barnacle Boy: Pull your shirt down, idiot! Do you want Chris Hanson to get us arrested again?

Chris Hanson: (taped to the ceiling) This is Chris Hanson, for Dateline.

(What a twist!)