Operation: First Chance

Operation: First Chance is the second episode of the first season of the show, A Day In The Death which was created by the writer of the episode, Ghastlyop.

Transcript
[The pre-titles of the series starts up, SpongeBob starts to narrate as shots from the first episode and the rest of the season.]

SpongeBob: The people that we fight are the people that we don't know. These are from people that are gunners to terroist groups. I died and was suddenly revived by a unknown force. I'm now a part of a company that is trying to get my killer revoked. This is 'A Day In The Death'.

[A dark room, wood painted. The lights a bit faulty, so we can see brief glimpses of the characters.]

Fish Dealer: So, the Krabby Patty laced with poison is going for?

Fish 1: More than $100, 100 dollars, maybe $100 and 35 cents. Actually $105, because I'm reasonable.

[SpongeBob bursts in the room, guns blazing at the dealer and the other fish.]

SpongeBob: I'm even more.

[A blank white screen with the the series title card 'A Day In The Death' appears, then below 'Operation: First Chance'. The screen transitions into Agent's John, William & SpongeBob sitting around a table with coffee.]

John: So, SpongeBob. You settling in yet.

SpongeBob: You could have said that back after I first joined.

William: But don't be a ass to John.

SpongeBob: Yeah. Sure...

John: But, Will, it could be something on his mind.

SpongeBob: So. You wouldn't guess. It's about this job and my family - It's only my mother and father but...

John: Let me stop you right there. I had the same thing with my wife and kid getting murdered by a drug.

SpongeBob: That's Max Payne.

John: Max who?

SpongeBob: A video game character with [throws the game box to John, who catches it.] three rather well, marvelous games. You should try them out when you have a break.

William: SpongeBob, we never get breaks.

SpongeBob: So. What is this then?

William: Us being gathered... for the end.

SpongeBob [whispering]: End of your crap, more like.

[The phone rings, William gets it and nods his head when a pause is heard from the call.]

William: Time to get up and do your first case, Master SquarePants.

SpongeBob: Just cut the-

[The three arrive at the crime scene and the location is let out, A rundown shack house that may have belong to a chav or scrub that is a drunk thanks to the beer bottles on the floor.]

SpongeBob: Shit.

William: So, what do we have here?

John: Drunk. Mostly endorsed in drinking the beverage of beer. But there's no stains, so he was a careful drinker but the problem is it doesn't make sense.

[SpongeBob kneels down and puts his hand to his head as it hurts for him, John and William try to comfort him.]

William: What's the matter with him?

John: Head injury? Brain freeze?

SpongeBob: I'm remembering stuff but I shouldn't be able to.

[FLASHBACK: SpongeBob walks as he is shot, blood splattering on the carpet and him breathing heavily.]

SpongeBob: It's the way I died. Check the carpet.

John: There was a carpet? [checks under the chair.] Ha ha. Thank you, SpongeBob! [Sees the blood stains and a golden bullet, he grabs the bullet.] Okay, that someone who shot you was a rich man.

[Meanwhile, at the Krusty Krab. No-one is sitting at the tables, Squidward IS watching the television that they have.]

Mr Krabs: Where's my best emploeye? This place is going to lose EVERYTHING if he doesn't come back!

Squidward: Mr Krabs, look for him.

Mr Krabs: Sure Squidward.

[Mr Krabs goes out as SpongeBob's death is on the news.]

Squidward: What the f.

[SpongeBob, John and William are in a car that the Sea Eye Agency own.]

SpongeBob: Flimsy bullet that killed me. Must have been two.

John: To get that much of money, you must have loads of riches or to be a king.

[Mr Krabs sees the car and walks past it, he's still looking for the Sponge.]

William: I don't even though why we have cliffhangers, they always seem to get resolved very easily.

John + SpongeBob: Why the hell would you say that?

[The camera zooms from the car back past Mr Krabs and falls while trying to track to a building with the captions, 'To Be Continued. When the camera is fixed.']