Kelpy's Secret To Total Lies

Kelpy's Secret To Total Lies is an episode of the show, The Terrible Kelpy G.

Transcript
Hi! I’m Kelpy G. Today I will be teaching you how to get out of everything like me! So these are some of the key steps to lieng!

Step 1: Say an insult to another user and say it is for your own amusement.

For example:

Calaz: hey kelpy

Kelpy G: You have a small penis.

Calaz: HEY!

Kelpy G: It’s true.

Calaz: i am goin to weave da wiki if u dont sthap bulian me!1!!!1111!1

Kelpy G: Dude, it’s just a joke.

Calaz: …

Step 2: Be the most inappropriate person on a wiki!

Example:

Livy (Calaz): Anyone wanna f*** me?

Kelpy G: HOW BOUT ME AND MY BIG FAT OL’ PENIS??

Livy (Calaz): EW WHAT THE-

{Livy has left the chat.}

Step 3: Threatening other users with bans to do something for you.

Kelpy G: COME ON CHAT

Calaz: no

Kelpy G: OR ELSE I WILL BAN YOU!

Calaz: OKAY- okay… i’ll come on.

Congrats! You are an official “lair” person!

[The end.]