Overnight Success

Crazy: now who’s ready to go, ultimate?

 

…

 

Crazy: anyone?

 

[bert]: nah, i’ve got things to do. like fapping.

 

Travis: So that version of Matchy faps in class?

 

Matchy: That is not me, that is Bert Sampson.

 

Purps: Crazy, we need to find someone who acts mostly the same across all their versions! Then it’ll be easy for them to go ultimate!

 

Crazy: purps, i dont think your iq is too big. that’s a horrible idea.

 

ZPW Granite: This is boring. In times like these, I remember when I made The CringeCube Show. I wish I would have never done it.

 

Granite: Same!

 

SBNFW Granite: Agreed. But y’know what I hate worse? Overnight Success.

 

Granite: I agree too!

 

ZPW Granite: Still think The CringeCube Show is worse. But Overnight Success is still pretty bad.

 

Crazy: huh. everyone, we need to first find the people who acts mostly the same across their different versions, then it’ll be easy for them to go ultimate!

 

Purps: Ugh.

 

Campsite Purps: Feeling down? We can play Minecraft, the best game ever, later today.

 

Crazy: i think the first person to go ultimate should be Granite!

 

Granite: Yeah, that makes sense. But, how do we do that exactly?

 

Crazy: just walk down a trail and tell your life story, i guess. here, SquidClone can entertain you guys.

 

SquidClone: Hi, I’m the most popular fanon character!

 

Hoopla: Uh-Huh-Hoo-Pla!

 

Crazy: well you better get going! it’s getting late! make sure it becomes a success!

 

Granite: If it works, I guess you could call it, an “Overnight Success”.

 

SquidClone: I don’t get it.

 

Crazy: move along!

 

(On the trail, which is next to a busy road)

 

Granite: So, what Granites are here?

 

ZPW Granite: You already know me.

 

SBNFW Granite: And me!

 

TD Granite: I’m voiced by Simon Cowell. I know, it sounds weird.

 

Campsite Granite: I’m possessed by a ghost to actually love Overnight Success! It’s sooooo good! (please, let me out)

 

SBFW High Granite: I only know one thing, which is 5 to the 8th power divided by 4.

 

Granite: That’s everyone?

 

SquidClone: Yeah, you haven’t appeared in too many shows.

 

Granite: So, how do we combine and go “ultimate”?

 

SquidClone: Maybe you should-

 

(A shadowy figure pops out from the bushes)

 

???: Hey, you guys, give me your money. You’re being mugged.

 

SquidClone: You can’t mug us! That’s illegal!

 

???: I know, that’s why i’ve ordered someone else to do it.

 

(Another figure pops out of the shadows)

 

The Tattletale Strangler: GIVE US YOUR MONEY OR ELSE, YOU GET STRANGLED!

 

SquidClone: AHHH! RUN AWAY!

 

Granite: I thought the machine only exploded alternate users and good fanon characters out!

 

The Tattletale Strangler: Wrong.

 

Everyone: AHHHHHH!

 

(Meanwhile, in Jack’s House)

 

Polar: I’ve only now realized how badly I’ve written SBFW Go! Characters to be.

 

Go! Polar: What do you mean? This is great! Wouldn’t you want to have a window fetish?

 

Travis: I also agree. This is great!

 

TTT Travis: This is the only time I’ll ever be happy at Jack. He made me alive! Actually, now thinking about it…

 

Discord Travis: You guys wanna make another demotion request for Jasbre on the crib?

 

Discord Jasbre: I left the crib, remember?

 

Crazy: i bet you’ll come back.

 

Go! Jasbre: Nope! I got better things to do, like that gardening show, which I would have done by now…

 

Polar: Are you talking to me or…?

 

(Ring! Ring!)

 

Crazy: that’s for me. (picks up phone) hello?

 

Granite: THE TATTLETALE STRANGLER IS AFTER US!

 

SquidClone: HELP!

 

Crazy: ah welp, too bad for you. bye-

 

ZPW Granite: He has a boss!

 

Crazy: huh. well not like i can believe that-

 

TD Granite: It’s true!

 

Crazy: well i can always trust Simon Cowell, so…

 

SquidClone: No time to talk now! Bye! (hangs up)

 

Crazy: this gives me a bad feeling…

 

Han Star: Tell me about it. I always say “I got a bad feeling about this”!

 

Crazy: you’re not funny.

 

Han Star: Aww.

 

(Back to Granite & Friends)

 

Granite: We can’t run forever!

 

SquidClone: I thought having more legs would be easier, but trust me, it’s not.

 

The Tattletale Strangler: Run run run, as fast as you can, I can catch you, because I’m the-

 

TD Granite: Gingerbread Man?

 

The Tattletale Strangler: What? I was going to say “Tattletale Strangler”. That’s just weird.

 

TD Granite: Everything about me is weird. Hopefully there will one day be a challenge to see who can be the weirdest-

 

The Tattletale Strangler: SHUT UP! Doesn’t matter now, you’re cornered!

 

All Granites: Guys, I feel weird! Hey, our talking is synchronised!

 

(All Granites start to glow)

 

SquidClone: Of course! A life or death situation starts the process of becoming ultimate! Quick! Someone do a distraction!

 

SBFW High Granite: Hey biggie, what’s 5 to the 8th power divided by 4?

 

The Tattletale Strangler: Well um…

 

SquidClone: This!

 

(SquidClone punches The Tattletale Strangler in the face)

 

The Tattletale Strangler: OW!

 

(All Granites start glowing really bright and float into the air)

 

The Tattletale Strangler: What the?! Am I seeing things!?

 

All Granites: Ahh!

 

(BOOM!)

 

Ultimate Granite: It worked!

 

SquidClone: All right!

 

The Tattletale Strangler: Get away from me! You demon! (He runs away, and trips on a rock) ow.

 

Everyone: Haha!

 

Ultimate Granite: So I guess it was an overnight success!

 

SquidClone: Yep! Let’s go home and report to Crazy.

 

(At Jack’s Home)

 

Joey: Ahh! There’s too many Plutos! There’s that normal one, then there’s the other versions, and that’s a dwarf planet!

 

DP Pluto:Hello..

 

Joey: How can I tell the difference?

 

Pluto: I don’t know.

 

Clubhouse Pluto: What do I do? I don’t have enough room in the clubhouse for these people!

 

(SquidClone and Ultimate Granite walk in)

 

Ultimate Granite: We did it!

 

SquidClone: And we figured out how to go ultimate.

 

(end)