Heart of the Sea

Heart of the Sea is the first episode of Zero Plot Whatsoever but it has transcripts

Transcript
(The episode opens in the evening at conch street, the screen homes in on SpongeBob's house while Best Day Ever plays)

(scene cuts to SB's bed, who Is sleeping, but instantly wakes up when it's morning)

SB: Mr Sun. came up and he smiled at me!

(Mr. Sun gets closer to SB, as soon as he does, SB's house gets set on fire)

SB: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Mr. Sun: Whoops.

(SB runs out of his house screaming, and runs into The Krusty Krab and sees it condemned)

SB: Hey what happened to The Krusty Krab?

(Mr. Krabs walks up)

Mr. K: SpongeBob Me boy! Thank goodness yer here! I have important news!

SB: What happened to The Krusty Krab?

Mr. K: Thats just it. Listen to this!

(Mr. K hands him a scroll)

SB: on a random day of '19, the world will collapse. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Mr. K: Dont worry, read the book rest!

SB: And you'll be put in a world where time never flows...

(Squidward appears from a trash can)

Squid: Hey, that means I'll be gorgeous!

SB: But what why is The Krusty Krab condemned?

Mr. K: I wanna see if it survives.

SB: How much time do we have?

Mr. K: Oh I don't know, like five minute.

SB: What!!! But I can't say goodbye to every in that time!

Mr. K: Dont worry SpongeBob, everything will probably be preserve.

SB: Probably!?

Mr. K: Ahhhhhh forg about it, we have ten seconds anyway.

SB: HuH?

Mr. K: Hey you're talking meme like, that means it's working!

SB: I like Turtles

Squid: Gorgeousness here I come!

Mr. K: Three... Two... One...

(A flash of light occurres)

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