The Kelp/Issue XI

Introduction
Who's ready for another exciting issue of The Kelp? I know i am. Bringing you the lastest in news, sport and fun! If it's sport you want or another exciting review from Ghastlyop then we have it here. Wow i can't wait to start. So let's jump in today's issue to see what's instore! Another pointless comment given out by User:IRmjii 16:03, April 5, 2015 (UTC)

日本のファンフィクションとミステリーユーザースパムフォーラム
The title is Japanese for "Mystery User Spams Forum With Japanese Fanfiction". A mysterious user under the name of "Limeflavouredlibertarian24" Has posted a peice of fanfiction entitled "Flying Robot Mantee" which sounds ok but has absolutely no relation to SpongeBob and anything involving it. It was posted in the off topic section of the fourms but while it may be acceptaple this was classed as spam. Here's a few word from him.

"I don't see why it's not ok to post it here. I mean it is off topic right? I mean how do i know if it's spam. I'm new here. - Limeflavouredlibertarian24

Da Nerd Uploads Da Wordmark
Long active user Da Nerd who has been appearing from time to time as different users has made a brand new wordmark and favicon for the wiki. The wordmark looks like it's here to stay as the wordmark is already up after a huge response from the crowd.

"It was my idea because in fairness we have had our old wordmark for ages so it is time for a change. There's nothing really wrong with that and i did get a good response" - Da Nerd.

Weather
As always i this are actual listings and not fake.

USA
Wow for the first time in a long time your actually going to feel some heat. 17 degrees of warm sunshine all day and also only 9mph of wind. So what's else is there to do besides to sunbathe and head to the beach. Enjoy it while it lasts.

UK
Great minds think alike eh? You guys in the UK will also experience 17 degrees of warm sunshine by the time i get to you. It's April so you can't really fault it but it's still gonig to be warm. Enjoy the hot sunshine and the 6mph of wind.

Philippines
You should expect what happens by this moment. You already have experience 33 degrees of sunshine so as a treat your going to experience it again. With only 12mph of wind everyone will be cooling off in the sun. So let's make it a good one.