Patrick Holds a Funeral in Squidward's Backyard

Patrick Holds a Funeral in Squidward's Backyard is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Patrick is burying the remains of his lamp in Squidward's backyard when SpongeBob enters the scene.)

SpongeBob: I came as soon as I heard. I'm so sorry, Pat.

Patrick: Thanks, buddy. We had our differences, but I'd never wish this on anybody.

(Squidward runs into his backyard with smoke coming out of his ears.)

Squidward: WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING IN MY BACKYARD?

Patrick: There's no need to yell.

Squidward: GET...OUT!

Patrick: Wow, that pause alone could get you an Emmy for Best Supporting Actor.

Squidward: Once again, get out! And stop breaking the fourth wall!

SpongeBob: Weren't we just holding a funeral or something?

Squidward: Really? Who died?

Patrick: My lamp.

Squidward: That's not the strangest thing I heard come out of your mouth.

(A shard of the lamp pops out from underground.)

Lamp piece: I could hardly breathe in there!

(Squidward screams then faints.)

Lamp piece: What a twist!