User blog:SimonAnderson23/Let's Read: What Patrick Does at Nighttime

Hmmmm..... I wonder what Patrick does at Night time. Hopefully this will explain it well! Wait, halston balstrom? The.... storm school? What episode is called that?
 * Characters Present
 * Spongebob Squarepants
 * Patrick Star
 * Gary
 * Policeman #1
 * Policeman #2
 * halston balstrom
 * Places
 * Spongebob's House
 * Patrick's House
 * the storm school
 * This is to be paired with That Sinking Feeling on April 4th, 2011.
 * Spongebob looks out the window)

SpongeBob: Hey, Gary, did you always wonder what Patrick does at nighttime?

Gary: Meow.

(Cut to inside Patrick's rock)

Patrick: (looking at the TV) That guy got hit with a cocunut! HAHAHAHAHA! (He looks at the clock) Oooohh. It's time for dinner! I forgot again! (Patrick walks over to his cabnits) What's a cabnit?

​That's nice and all, but STILL! What is a cabnit? Tell me, I want to know!
 * Breakfast, Lunch, Snack, DINNER!! (He opens the cabnit) What will I have tonight?

​Ummmm... cleary?
 * (He looks at a list that cleary reads:)


 * MONDAY: CHEESEBURGER TUESDAY: CHEESEBURGER

WENDESDAY: CHEESEBURGER

THURSDAY: CHEESEBURGER

FRIDAY: SOUP Has Patrick really ever eaten soup? ​Toady? You mean like the developer of Dwarf Fortress? I didn't know he was a cheeseburger! ​... Cerial? TOO MUCH BAD GRAMMAR No, it's cerial, whatever that is. ​Why is he so scared of cerial (whatever that is)? Can't he just keep looking?
 * Toady's the cheeseburger!
 * (He pulls out a box of cerial)
 * This is not a cheeseburger. This is...FRUITI!!!
 * AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! Spongebob! HELP ME!
 * (Back at SpongeBob's) Spongebob: Sounds like Patrick found the cereal box in his dinner cabnit.

(Back at Patrick's)

Patrick: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAA! Wait a minute. This isn't fruit. AAAAAAAAH! This is cereal! Oh, now I get it! Cerial is a synonym for cereal!

​I still don't know what a cabnit is!
 * It goes in the breakfast cabnit. Now where's that cheeseburger?

That, or he looked in the wrong cabinet.
 * (He opens a cabnit full of steaming hot soup) Patrick: Barnacles! I'm out of cheeseburgers! I'll have to go to the Barg-n-Mart.
 * (He walks up to the Barg-n-Mart Door)

Patrick: Hello? Anybody in here? Hello?

Timecard: 15 MINUTES LATER...

<p style="line-height:21px;">Patrick: No response. DON'T WORRY! I'LL FREE YOU!

<p style="line-height:21px;">(He breaks through the glass door and the siren goes off)

<p style="line-height:21px;">Patrick: This happened again?! I'M IN ROCK BOTTOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <p style="line-height:21px;">He's in... rock bottom?


 * <p style="margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em;">Policeman #1: Patrick, what are you doing here at 9:00 PM?

Patrick: Oh, I thought it was 9:00 AM! And i'm getting a cheeseburger.

Policeman #2: Here you go.

Patrick: aaaaaaaaah! It's a CHEESEBURGER!!!! I've never ate one of these. I had no idea you could scream in lowercase! Well yeah, he's tired! It's 9:00 PM! How did he suddenly forget where he was going? It was only, like, 20 seconds.
 * Policeman #1: Sir, you've ate 43 of them this year.
 * Patrick: Oh yeah. Well, thanks for the cheeseburger!
 * Policeman #2: You're welcome!
 * Patrick: I'M INVITED TO YOUR HOUSE?! HURRAY!
 * Policeman #2: No you're not.
 * Patrick (starts crying): PATRICK SAD!
 * Policeman#1: He's Weird!
 * Patrick: (Dramatically) WHY? Why did you say that? (Normally) By the way, can you ride me home?
 * Policeman: Why?
 * Patrick: I'm tired, that's why!
 * Policeman: Okay, okay!!! Sheesh, what a dim-wit!
 * (Everybody sits in the police car. Car starts, the police car drives)
 * Patrick: (Look interested) Where are you taking me? I am too young to be in jail! Help!
 * (Patrick hits policeman - siren goes to work. Cut to the police car approaching Patrick's Rock)
 * <p style="margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em;line-height:21px;">Patrick: HELP!

<p style="line-height:21px;">(In Spongebob's house. Spongebob wakes up)

<p style="line-height:21px;">Spongebob: Good morning...Wait. It's 10:00 PM? No matter - OH NO! PATRICK'S GOING TO JAIL! (screams, runs right out of the house) What happened, Patrick?

<p style="line-height:21px;">Patrick: Eee... I don't know... But I have cheeseburger for dinner! <p style="line-height:21px;">That's not very important, Patrick....

He went for cheeseburger? You mean he went for a cheeseburger?
 * Spongebob: Dinner? 10:00 PM?
 * Patrick: Wait. When I started dinner was 8:00 PM!
 * Spongebob: Looks like you went for cheeseburger for two hours? No matter - I go home and you go home to SLEEP - Get it?

Patrick: Eee... Maybe... Then why did he even buy a book on it in the first place?
 * (At the same time the police car returns)
 * Spongebob: Have you forgotten something?
 * Policeman1# : Yes, Patrick forgot his book on how to sleep.
 * Spongebob: But Patrick always sleeps.
 * <p style="margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em;line-height:21px;">Policeman1# : Oh yeah. So this is yours, Mr. Squarepants.

<p style="line-height:21px;">Spongebob: But I know how to sleep.

<p style="line-height:21px;">Policeman1# : I mean for your snail.

<p style="line-height:21px;">Spongebob: Gary, do you know how to sleep?

<p style="line-height:21px;">Gary: Meow (Translation: Yes)

<p style="line-height:21px;">Spongebob: Gary knows how to sleep.

<p style="line-height:21px;">Policeman#1: Oh. Okay, so this is my brother's book.

<p style="line-height:21px;">Policeman#2 : You mean mine?

<p style="line-height:21px;">Policeman#1: Um, yeah.

<p style="line-height:21px;">Policeman#2 : Yes it is mine. <p style="line-height:21px;">So his brother doesn't sleep well? WHY DOESN'T HE?


 * <p style="margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em;">(Patrick gets out of his rock and burps really loud)

Spongebob: I told you to sleep.

Patrick: Well I had to eat.

Spongebob: OK, Patrick good night.

Patrick (While burping): Good night to you too. How can he say that while burping? At least tell us when he burps in the sentence!
 * <p style="margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em;line-height:21px;">Policeman1# : zzzzzzzz

<p style="line-height:21px;">Spongebob: zzzzzzzzzz

<p style="line-height:21px;">Patrick: zzzzzzzzzzzzz <p style="line-height:21px;">TIL going zzzzzzzzzzz was valid English


 * <p style="margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em;">Policeman#2 : Now, to fall a sleep first you have to get bored, how do I get bored, second close your eyes, how on earth do I do that? Oh how do I do it! Oh, I'll always be... (starts crying really loud) AWAKE!

THE END Everybody closes their eyes! They BLINK!

Next time on Let's Read we'll read EPISODE!