The Survivor Begins

The Survivor Begins is the first episode of SBFW Survivor.

Transcript
[Hyper Tribe, Day 1]

Red: We're nearly there! I can feel it!

[Burger confessional]

Burger: What up! I'm actually 289Kid, but in this game I go by Burger. I hope I can do well in this game.

[Cuts back to Red]

Red: Why are you guys not following?

Bot: I don't trust you, I'm going a different way. Anyone who doesn't trust you would do the same.

[Bot confessional]

Bot: To be honest, Red won't help us out much from here. He might be an easy target...

[Red confessional]

Red: I hope that others can help me out here.

[NoNamer confessional]

NoNamer: You might think that I don't exist, per my name. I just chose to go by that name for this competion. Also, don't try me, Red.

[Cuts back to Bot]

Danilo: Can someone please sort out Burger?

Everyone except Bot, Danilo and Burger: Ew!

[Burger confessional]

Burger: Look, I was carrying a picture of a waterfall. A yellow one. I just liked the picture, so why does everyone think that I-

[cuts back to Bot]

Bot: Why is everyone making such a fuss over a-

Purps: Don't say another word. Just stay quiet and say nothing.

Bot: Nothing.

[Bot confessional]

Bot: What? He could have seen it coming.

[cuts to the Super Tribe]

Da: Yay we are the Super Tribe!

Gaming: So? There's nothing great about it.

Joey: It's a super tribe!

Da: We are da best!

Gaming: [facepalm]

[cuts to Da and Joey cheering in front of Mad]

Mad: What's up?

Da and Joey: ♪ We are the Super ones~ ♪

Mad: Cool!

Da, Mad and Joey: ♪ We are the Super ones~ ♪

Gaming: Can things get any worse...

Noob: [fails game] Hey, can you guys keep it down? I'm trying to beat a game here.

Da: Daffy how do you like my cheering?

Daffy: [sigh]

Dan: Da, please be stupid somewhere else.

Da: But we are the super tribe!

Sky: 2 hours later

Da: ♪ We are the Super ones~ ♪

Joey: Dude, that song is getting annoying.

Gaming: Congratulations, hypocrite.

Da: What's a hypocrite?

Prim: John Cena has returned.

Joey: John Cena? NOOOOOO!

Da: DO DO DO DOO DO DO DO-

Joey: Shut up, nobody cares.

[cuts to the Hyper Tribe]

Matchy: Bot, are you sure this is the way?

[Bot keeps digging]

Bot: It is. Now stop bothering me.

Matchy: -_-

[everyone goes to the challenge room]

Sky: Oh, hi. I forgot to say. I'm the narrator. And I'm going to explain how this works - we have 16 people.

Matchy: You should have done that in the beginning. We don't have enough time for that.

Bot: Who cares?

[everyone is teleported back]

[Bot keeps digging until he finds the Hyper Tribe's campfire, but sees Red along with others there]

Bot: But, how...

Red: I said I knew the way.

Bot: Well, I'm a bot and I knew I couldn't trust you. I know you cheated.

Red: Ask the others about that.

[Matchy confessional]

Matchy: I feel decieved right now. But please don't tell anyone I said that.

[cuts back to Red and Bot fighting, Danilo, NoNamer, Granite and Burger arrive]

Bot: YOU GUYS TRUST HIM??!!!

Red: Ask them how we got here then.

Bot: [agitated] How did you get here.

Burger: We used the stairs.

Bot: Anyways, where's Purps?

Purps: I used the elevator.

Bot: JUST WHAT THE...

Matchy: Who is stupider, you, or me listening to you? That's it, no more. Goodbye.

[Matchy enters a door that leads to an unknown place]

Bot: Wait! I'm sorry!

Red: So what's next?

Bot: We wait, Red... we wait.

[cuts to Super Tribe]

Da: Want to see a magic trick?

[Joey confessional]

Joey: Now that I think about it, I'm starting to believe this is the Hyper Tribe now.

[cuts to Joey and Da]

Joey: Fine.

Da: [picks up a spoon and waves it around randomly] EXPLODE!

Joey: And you failed!

[cuts to Da and Mad]

Da: [picks up a spoon and waves it around randomly] EXPLODE!

Mad: [blinks for a few seconds] Is something supposed to hap- [explodes]

Da: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mad confessional]

Mad: I ate at the Krusty Krab today. Got it? Really, I can only say this in a confessional, since it will take hours for me to get back to normal.

[cuts to Daffy reading]

Da: Want to see a magic trick?

Daffy: No.

Da: [picks up a spoon and waves it around randomly] EXPLODE!

[earth explodes]

[cuts to Hyper Tribe]

Burger: That video sucks.

Bot: So who is the easiest target?

Red: All you did was show us a video of the earth exploding.

Bot: [grinding teeth] That's not the point.

Purps: We have another day to choose. It can wait, Bot.

Bot: Really?

Sky: 3 hours later

Bot: Really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really?

Purps: Shut up.

Bot: Really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really-

Red: It's 9pm, I'm leaving.

Danilo: We've got to find shelter.

Bot: Really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really- Oh, they're gone. Well, time to go to bed. Hopefully Matchy will join us later. [starts digging]

[cuts to unknown place]

Matchy: THIS IS AWESOME!

[cuts to Bot]

Bot: [finds that everyone is gone] Nobody is here? That means I'm first!

[Super Tribe, Night 1]

Da: Want to see a magic trick?

Joey: Dude, it's too late for explosions.

Da: This one's legit!

Joey: [heavily inhales] FINE.

Da: This is a rat! I will put it in this box! I will close the box! I will make it disappear! I will give you a rock!

Joey: Quit it, man. That's not going to cut the cheese.

Da: I'm not cutting cheese!

Joey: [facepalm]

Da: Face the wall and throw the rock there.

[Joey throws the rock without looking at the wall, but Da takes the rat out the box]

Da: Look inside the box!

[Joey looks inside the box]

Da: It's gone!

Joey: Come on, I know you cheated.

Da: Cheated? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[fades to black, episode ends]