The Kelp/Issue XII

Introduction
Woah this must have gone through a lot to get this to your screen. But now that it's here let's dive in to all the lastest in news, sport and gossip! So who's ready to dive in another issue of excitement? Let's go! Another pointless comment given out by User:IRmjii 11:54, April 19, 2015 (UTC)

I'm Mr. Hall, Ben Hall.
Active user Kidboy24 aka Ben Hall joined this wiki in February 2014 and has been active pretty much everyday. He gained Admin powers in May/June and left end of June because his laptop was playing up. Luckily he returned in august and disappeared in september for unkown reasons. He returned again but even then he left for 6 months. Now he is back and ready to take on the world! We managed to catch some words with him when he returned.

"I'm Kidboy24 and i say that's all folks! I want to stay and chat but i have to be di-di-didding like Porky Pig! Ok enough of the jokes i'm running late. Bye for now!" - Kidboy24

You Come And You Go
Active admin SBCA (AKA Luis) announced he was going into retirement but unfortunately he LIED! Shock horror i know but some guy peursuaded hin to produce more episodes of Rags To Riches! So he cleared his schedual and now he is FREEE!!!!! So now he is back to do more Rags To Riches and to serve the public!

"Well it wasn't easy but i managed to do it. I returned and now i am making more episodes than ever! Catch 2 Rags to Riches episodes premiering Back To Back! - SBCA

Derrick Rose Returns!
23 year old Derrick rose was forced to leave the Chicago Bulls for a while in 2012 after fatal injuries! He was absent for 2 years! Wow. Well guess what? He has returned again to play again for Cihcago Bulls! How awesome is that! He has gave the Bulls a great run with a 23 point streak. He managed to beat Milwaukee 4-5 points which made the Bulls far ahead in the game! He has suffered fatal injuries in the past but now all of his friends and family are glad for him to be back.

Weather
What you see here are real listings. I know i say this everytime but it's to prove they are not fake. Here we go.

USA
Woah this might not be good for you guys. It's going to be raining hard! Despite the 16 degrees of warm weather you still need a jacket and a thick one too. There's also going to a Gale Force! 22 mph of wind! Wow that is going to be one crazy storm!

UK
The UK will be lucky. 16 degrees of sunshine and nothing else. Well ok there will be clouds and 5mph of wind. 5mph is hardly nothing so if you need a jacket then don't bother. It's far too sunny to wear one. So let's soak up the season!

Philippines
Wow for the first time it's going to be rainy! Yes it's true for all people from Philippines. It will be a scorching 34 degrees but it will be a very warm shower indeed. It's time to but a jacket on becuase you may will need it.

Jokes Section
Q: How do ducks pay peole?

A: By giving them the bill!

Q: Why did the guy put the cheque under the table?

A: He wanted to foot the bill.

Q: Why do fruit need to be washed?

A: To stop them from going peachy!

Q: How do surfers greet each other?

A: They wave!

Riddle Of The Day
I have babies born on the same day, same time but they are completely different. Why?

Last weeks answer:
A River! It has a MOUTH but cannot eat. Has no eyes but can SEA and STREAMS music without the internet.

Spot The Difference!
Spot as many differences as you can!



Dot To Dot!


This one should be easy to see. If not it's a tall colluseum kind of building.

Wordsearch


This one however may be very hard to see. All of these answers are made and done by me and yes you can see the lack of drawing skills i have.

Reviews
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Closing Message
Well that was a cracking issue i must say but like all of our issues we must come to an end. I hope you really enjoyed this Issue of The Kelp and i shall see you with more news, sports and updates on the next Issue of The Kelp! Well this is a goodbye from me! Another pointless comment given out by User:IRmjii 11:54, April 19, 2015 (UTC)