Patrick Goes to Pizza Castle

Patrick Goes to Pizza Castle is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Patrick walks into King Neptune's palace and is immediately stopped by guards.)

Patrick: Hey, is this Pizza Castle?

Guard: No, this is the castle of the ruler of the seven seas, the Great Almighty King Neptune!

Patrick: Close enough. Can I get a double olive

Guard: WE DON'T SERVE PIZZA HERE!

(Neptune, who is sleeping on his throne, immediately wakes up.)

Neptune: What is this I hear about pizza?

Guard: Nothing, sir. Just an idiotic starfish who will now be on his way.

Patrick: Not without my double olive, sausage, ham, and pineapple pizza!

Neptune: Get the man his pizza so I can go back to sleep!

(The guard sighs and takes a shellphone out of his pocket.)

Guard: (dials a number) Hello? Do you guys sell pizza?

Squidward: (on the other end) No, and we never will again.

(What a twist!)