The Harshest Comeback

The Harshest Comeback will be a TV movie that is scheduled release in late summer 2014. A group of women renovate the Chum Bucket.

Guest stars include Madonna (the second-best singer in 1980s, 1990s, and 2000s), Daryl Hannah, Kelly Parsons, Miranda Richardson, Maria Brink (the lead singer of heavy metal band In This Moment), Pixie Geldof, and Lily Collins.

Announcements

 * The chum will become edible and taste delicious.
 * The chum's prices will change.
 * There will be Chum Bucket coupons for reward members. The fee will be $4.99 every month for the first four months. After the four months, the member gets to keep their account. They can also pay $14.99.
 * The Chum Fricassee will make a comeback at a full retail price of $8.99, and it will be completely safe, regardless of how long it's cooked. However, if it's cooked for 20 minutes, it will have the perfect taste. Two of them will be $13.99.
 * A new item, Chum Frittopiące, will retail for $10.99.
 * Another policy is, if the Chum Bucket is burned down, anyone who burned it will be reported by the women to authorities.
 * A DVD is scheduled to be released in early Autumn 2014. That includes other episodes from other DVDs.