Ask Mr.krabs (Squidward)

Episode 1 off the Ask Mr.krabs series.Mr.karbs gives Squidward the doing frist.

'''Mr.krabs=hello iam Mr.krabs i like money.....WELCOME EVERONE TO ME SHOW!!!! one person will come up haer and i will ask him or her 10 qustions to find out about there mon...er er um MUMMYS!! yes so i could invite them to my tea party ha ha....'''

Squidward=you mean you got me up haer just to invite my mother to a tea party?

'''Mr.krabs=NO NO!!! i um...MEET ME FRIST GUST LADYS AND GENTS SQUIDWARD!!!!'''

Squidward=yay now lets get this rubbies over with

'''Mr.krabs=SQUIDWARD!!! this is not rubbies'''

Squidward=whatever

'''Mr.krabs=moveing on (picks up paper)ahh lets see lets see are SQUIDWARD!!!! how much money do you spend in a week?'''

Squidward=is that it?

Mr.krabs=no there is another 9 qustions to go

Squidward=well i dont do much shoping so i say 5 dollars a week something like that

'''Mr.kabs=(to himself)hmmm 5 dollars is alot of money he better be buying good things or eles(to Squidward)WONDERFUL!! '''

Squidward=(to himself)krabs is wasting my time haer iam going to have to lie if i want to get home and wacth house fancy(to krabs)ok sir whats next?

Mr.krabs=right qusetions 2 WHY DO YOU NOT WAER ANY PANTS LAD?THERES CHILDERN ON THIS PLANET YOU KOWN!!!!!!!!

Squidward=Mr.krabs there are chlidern on every planet

Mr.krabs=how do you kown that?there might be planets with no chlidern no adults NO LIFE!!!!!

Squidward=the planets with no life are the best

Mr.krabs=SQUIDWARD?

Squidward=WHAT?oh?ohhhhhhhh iam so sorry

Mr.krabs=(sigh)just answers the qustion lad

'''Squidward=FINE! i dont waer any pants because i cant find any that fit me end off story'''

Mr.krabs=ok any ways did you ever had a curse on someone 

Squidward=yes Sandy now can we move on?

Mr.krabs=SANDY!!!OH LA LA

Squidward=(to himself)not rael

Mr.krabs=4.when you waer a kid did you ever had that one speciel toy?

Squidward=yes a pony

Mr.krabs=youre a brony?

Squidward=no iam just a fan

Mr.krabs=males that like my little pony are bronys Squidward

Squidward=the toy was not from my little pony

Mr.krabs=oh ok 5 why do you hate Spongebob and Patrick?

Squidward=because Spongebob is a #### and so is Patrick end of story

Mr.krabd=ok but i was hoping for a full answer

Squidward=they are annyoing stupid and i have to put up with them ever day AND THEY NEVER LIVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!

Mr.krabs=what a sham what a sham 6 do you have some SAD chilhood memroise?

Squidward=yes it was my frist brithday when mummy died WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Mr.krabs=oh...i....iam sorry to haer that Squidward

Squidward=(to himself)dont worry children that never happend

Mr.krabs=7 Squidward if you didnt live the life you had now what life would you have?

Squidward=........I be daed

Mr.krabs=um ok moveing on