Vampire madness!

Creator:cosmobo

Editors:cosmobo

Air date:24.3.14

Series:legends of bikini bottom(TV SERIES)

Episode number:1

TRANSCRIPT


 * scene starts in spongebobs living room*

Patrick:I can't wait!

Spongebob:I can't either!

Patrick:I love movie night!

Spongebob:so what movie have ya got?

Patrick:this one


 * patricks takes out a DVD packet*

Spongebob:ohhhhhh cool what is it?

Patrick:its vampire madness

Spongebob:oh I heard that theirs another one coming out this year

Patrick:yeah so when I was little there was a tv in my mum and dads rock and they used to stay up and watch horror movies and I found this today in my rock they used to love this one and

Spongebob:and what?

Patrick:what?

Spongebob:you said and

Patrick:oh yeah and uh what was I speaking about?

Spongebob:the vamp oh forget it

Patrick:I can't wait!

Spongebob:wait Ill call squidward to ask him if he wants to come


 * spongebob gets the conch phone and rings squidward*


 * shows squidwards bedroom*


 * shows squidward with a towel around him coming into his bedroom*

Squidward:I wonder who this could be*sarcasm voice*well lets find out*answers the phone*hello you reached the house of misery

Spongebob:hi squidward just calling do you want to?

Squidward:no*puts phone down on his table*


 * scene goes back to spongebob and patrick*

Patrick:well?

Spongebob:I don't think he's coming

Patrick:oh well more for us!


 * patrick puts the disc into the DVD player*

TV:welcome to vampire madnsess what language do you want to put in?

Spongebob:English!

Patrick:chinease!

Spongebob:ok patrick lets do rock paper

Patrick:wait paper cant be under water

Spongebob:Patrick your a genius rock jellyfish scissors!

Patrick:yay I love this game!

Spongebob:ready?rock jellyfish scissors!


 * spongebobs hands go into the shape of a jellyfish*


 * patricks hands dont change*

Spongebob:jellyfish!

Patrick:darn I chose paper


 * spongebob chooses english*


 * shows the movie starting*

TV:hello and thank you for choosing fish productions now let's go through how to work this


 * TEN HOURS LATER*

TV:now are you ready to start lets go and have some fun!


 * shows spongebob and Patrick asleep*


 * scene turns into morning*

Spongebob:zz ee zz ee zz ee


 * gary gets up on spongebob and licks his face*

Spongebob:woah Patrick where are ya bud?


 * shows patrick sleeping*

Patrick:zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Spongebob:Patrick wake up!


 * patrick Wakes up*

Patrick:ahhhhhh!vampire monster zombie!

Spongebob:its me patrick spongebob!

Patrick:die vampire die!oh hi spongebob

Spongebob:well see ya it's work today

Patrick:hey spongebob dont be late tonight the new vampire madness movie is coming out at reef cinema

Spongebob:yeah I won't miss that


 * spongebob runs out of his house*

Spongebob:see ya pat

Patrick:ok see ya spongebob*spongebob close his door*hey wait Im stuck!gary can you open doors?

Gary:meow?

Patrick:ok go on then


 * shows spongebob running through bikini bottom*

Spongebob:la da la da la da la da


 * shows reef cinema*

Tom smith:hey nat you seeing the new vampire movie tonight

Nat Peterson:sure am Tom see ya


 * scene goes back to spongebob*

Spongebob:I wonder how that movie ended?


 * shows spongebob running into the krusty krab*


 * spongebob runs into the kitchen*

Spongebob:hi squidward

Squidward:no


 * mr krabs comes into the kitchen*

Mr krabs:spongebob!

Spongebob:ahhhhhhhhhh vampire!


 * spongebob throws his spatula at mr krabs*


 * the spatula goes in between mr krabs eyes*

Mr krabs:what in the blazes?!

Spongebob:sorry mr krabs I watched a movie about vampires last night kinda

Mr krabs:spongebob these horror movies cook you up!

Spongebob:well me and Patrick fell asleep kinda before it started

Mr krabs:get back to work!

Squidward:one krabby patty

Spongebob:oh ok mr vampire I mean squampire I mean squidpire

Squidward:yeah

Spongebob:I mean Count Dracula no thats not right!

Squidward:shut up!

Spongebob:Im gonna go in the bathrooms ok?

Squidward:I realy need that patty!

Spongebob:ok see ya

Squidward:spongebob!


 * spongebob runs into the bathrooms*

Spongebob:wow that all vampire thing got me a bit scared


 * shows a window*

Spongebob:hey I never knew mr krabs installed a window in here


 * shows two fish carrying a poster for the new vampire movie*

Spongebob:ahhhhhhh vampire!oh wait its a poster,but what would a poster be doing here?


 * scene goes into the chum bucket*

Plankton:hey Karen!todays the day I get the krabby pattie formula!

Karen:oh like all them other days

Plankton:I know this will work!I got my evil rocket launcher robots to steal a poster from the new vampire movie when I shoot it with this it will make someone a vampire in bikini bottom!


 * the robots come in*

Plankton:ok over there a little more now perfect!

Karen:are you sure this will work?

Plankton:well I guess not at all!hahaha!*plankton presses the button*yessss!


 * the laser goes of and rips out the roof of the chum bucket*

Plankton:barnacles!karen right down on my to do list fix roof next to make world domination!


 * shows reef cinema*

Tom smith:well here I go in here nat

Nat Peterson:ok Tom


 * the laser shoots nat*

Nat Peterson:hey what the?!


 * nat turns into a vampire*

Tom smith:wow you even got dressed?


 * nat bites tom*

Tom smith:woah nat that's a bit to far ahhhhhh!


 * shows the krusty krab at night*

Squidward:Spongebob quick!

Harold:dude I want my patty!

Squidward:Ill go and get spongebob!


 * squidward goes into the toilets*

Squidward:spongebob I know your in there!


 * squidward opens up a toilet door*


 * shows old man Jenkins in the toilet*

Old man Jenkins:hey!

Squidward:ahhhhh!


 * spongebob bursts out of a toilet door*

Spongebob:Ill save you squidward from the vampire!

Squidward:spongebob!

Spongebob:where's the vampire?!

Squidward:he's in the kitchen quick in there!


 * spongebob runs out of the bathrooms*


 * spongebob runs into the kitchen*

Spongebob:where are you vampire?!


 * spongebob goes into the wardrobe*


 * spongebob gets some garlic out*


 * mr krabs comes in*

Spongebob:ahhhhhhh!


 * spongebob throws the garlic at mr krabs*

Mr krabs:eeeeekkk!!what is it with you throwing stuff at me today me lad?!

Spongebob:sorry mr krabs!

Mr krabs:thank Neptune its closing time me al shell will be broken if I stay in here!


 * scene goes to the outside of the krusty krab*

Spongebob:well see ya mr krabs

Mr krabs:Im not leaving Ill go in and count me money and put them to sleep

Spongebob:yeah Im going to the pictures with Patrick isn't that fun!?

Mr krabs:*sarcastic voice*yes that's great*normal voice*well see ya laddys


 * at reef cinema*

Spongebob:hey pat!

Patrick:hey spongebob!

Spongebob:are you ready!?

Patrick:ready for what?

Spongebob:the movie

Patrick:what about it?

Spongebob:are you rea?oh forget it


 * scene goes to spongebob and Patrick in a unit*


 * shows everyone as vampires*


 * everyone has fangs and vampire shirts on*

Spongebob:excuse me thanks hey in my space there sir


 * patrick nudges spongebob*

Patrick:say spongebob look at them weird shirts

Sponegbob:hahaha good one


 * one of the vampires hisses*

Spongebob:well Im sorry but there's no need to hiss


 * spongebob and Patrick sit down*

Patrick:I can't wait!

Spongebob:Patrick whisper

Patrick:like this!?

Spongebob:just don't speak


 * the movie comes on*

Voice on the screen:hello and thank you for choosing scary horror scary productions


 * shows two vampires about to bite spongebob and patrick*

Spongebob:oh darn my popcorn has fallen on the floor

Patrick:mine to


 * spongebob and Patrick bend down*


 * the vampires bite but don't get spongebob and patrick*


 * spongebob gets back up with patrick*


 * spongebob turns round to the vampires*

Spongebob:please can you be quiet me and my friend are trying to watch the movie

Patrick:I think I need to go to the toilet

Spongebob:hey pat my popcorn is kinda dirty can you er get me a snack?

Patrick:ok


 * patrick walks out*


 * shows patrick at the snack bar*

Patrick:hello!?


 * no one is there*

Patrick:I guess they went for a brake


 * patrick looks at some garlic pizza*

Patrick:hmm it's the only thing that hasn't been touched


 * patrick gets some garlic*

Patrick:this smell realy makes me want to go to the potty!


 * patrick runs into the bathrooms*


 * patrick runs into a cubicle*


 * patrick runs back out*

Patrick:done!


 * patrick runs over to the sink*


 * a vampire is at one of the sinks to*

Patrick:hi you wanna hear a bathroom joke

Vampire fish:hissss

Patrick:knock knock

Vampire fish:hiss

Patrick:hiss

Vampire fish:hisssoo

Patrick:sorry sir you need a tissue!?hahaha!

Vampire:hissssssss!

Patrick:hey that's a good joke!


 * patrick walks back out into the cinema room*


 * patrick sits next to spongebob*

Spongebob:well where there any food?

Patrick:only this garlic

Spongebob:Patrick I don't like garlic

Patrick:me neither*patrick gets some garlic pizza out*Yumm!*patrick eats the box with the pizza in it*what did you say spongebob?

Spongebob:never mind


 * patrick throws the garlic over his back*


 * the garlic lands on a vampire fish*

Vampire fish#2:ahhhh!


 * the vampire fish turns into dust*

Vampire fish#3:hissss!


 * goes back to spongebob and patrick*

Spongebob:hey did you hear something pat?

Patrick:no

Spongebob:ok


 * a title card comes up saying*

French narrator:3 hours later


 * scene goes to spongebob and Patrick sleeping*


 * shows loads of vampires trying to bite spongebob and patrick*


 * a vampire gets realy close to patrick*


 * the vampire turns into dust*


 * patrick wakes up*

Patrick:huh?has someone burnt their food?

Vampire#4:hisss


 * vampire number 4 jumps at Patrick*

Patrick:spongebob!