Patrick Falls In Love With A Mermaid

Patrick Falls In Love With A Mermaid is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Patrick and SpongeBob are on a Sea France tour bus.)

Tour Guide: And here we are! Maris, the city of love!

Patrick: (sighs) Yeah, love.

SpongeBob: You still upset about the whole lamp thing, buddy?

Patrick: We had something. I know we did.

(Suddenly, Patrick sees a mermaid outside the window.)

Patrick: OH MY NEPTUNE I'M IN LOVE AGAIN

SpongeBob: Patrick, don't do anything-

(Patrick jumps out the window.)

SpongeBob: Hasty.

Patrick: Hello, girl of my dreams!

Mermaid Man: I'm not a girl. I just happen to be very fashionable.

(What a twist!)