Who Shot Squidward Jr.?

'''Who Shot Squidward Jr.? '''is an episode of The Amazing World of Squidward. In this episode, Squidward shoots his son and must cover it up.

Characters

 * Squidward
 * Squilvia
 * Squidward Jr.
 * The Police


 * Fred

Story
Squidward:Son, what are you doing?

Junior:I'm watching TV!

Squidward:I WANT TO WATCH TV! *shoots him*

Squilvia:WAS THAT A GUNSHOT?!

Squidward:Yep, our son died.

Squilvia:WHAT?! WAS IT YOU?!

Squidward:*hides gun* no, i don't know who it was.

Squilvia:WE GOTTA TAKE HIM TO THE HOSPITAL!

Squidward:Noooooo, please, i don't want to go.

French Narrator:Sometime later....

Junior:I'm glad i survived.

Police:Hey young man,did you see who shooted you?

Junior:It was my dad!

Squidward:Ha, ha, ha. You're so funny son! Don't worry police, i'll find out who did it! *dresses up as a detective* Mmmh.......it was Squilvia.

Squilvia:WHAT?!

Junior:WHAT?!

Police:*GASP*

Squilvia:It wasn't me! Besides, you have to show proof!

Squidward:Here's the proof:Snowwhite has 7 dwarfs, Squidward Jr. is small like a dwarf, Squilvia has 7 letters. Also her name finishes with the letter a, what else finishes with the letter a? America. Squilvia thinks America sucks. BOOM!

Police:Well, it looks like you just made that up on the spot...

Police 2:But what if it was really her?

Police:Mmmmhhh, let's arrest both!

Police 2:Good idea!

Police:Hey, where are they?

Squidward:*is in the car with Squilvia* HOLY DUCK LET'S GO LET'S GO *runs Fred over*

Fred:MY LEG!