User blog:RandomLettersnNumbers/Gizoogle Presents: Vacation: The Movie



'''Da porno has been finished hommie! What you peep below is final!'''


 * This article is fo' tha porno. For tha seriez of tha same name, peep Vacation (series).

Vacation be a porno based off of tha seriez of tha same name. Dat shiznit was pimped n' freestyled by Da Nerd n' loosely bigs up tha planned season 2 deal of tha series before dat shiznit was shut down. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da porno acts as a proper finale fo' tha series fo' realz. A sequel ta tha porno has been confirmed wit tha title Vacation: Frozen Winters.

Main characters

 * Lil' Bow Wow "Da Nerd" Weiss
 * Desu
 * Violet "Ponyo Fan" Schnabel
 * Tanner "Laz/Lazaro" Schnabel

Cameos

 * Topher "Fucknugget" Gopher
 * JellyfishJam38
 * Youngsoo "Teleram" Kim
 * Semen Anderson
 * Adam "Suds" Quiroz

Transcript
Beware, tha content up in dis porno is unrated. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. Well shiiiit, it is generally targeted at dem of 13 muthafuckin yearz of age or older.
 * (Music used up in dis scene) -- shortened
 * Da gang is shown up in a cold-ass lil car; Tanner driving, Ponyo up in tha passenger seat, n' Da Nerd n' Desu up in tha back seats.
 * They go past a sign, which tha camera zooms up in on, revealin dat it readz "DA NERD PRESENTS"
 * Da camera cuts back ta tha car. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Well shiiiit, it pans ta one of tha tires, which readz "A SPONGEBOB FAN WIKI PRODUCTION"
 * Da rest of tha openin credits is shown up in various partz of tha sky as tha camera continues followin tha car.
 * Durin tha credits, a gangbangin' finger-lickin' distant "HAPPY NEW YEAR 2014" firework show is briefly shown up in tha background, barely visible.
 * Da hoopty eventually reaches tha parkin lot of Jatterman Hotel. Da camera zooms up ta show tha entire hotel, which is overlayed wit "Vacation: Da Porno".
 * Once tha hoopty is parked, tha gang all git up n' head towardz tha elevator. (Music ends)
 * Openin tha elevator, Da Nerd lets tha rest of tha gang step inside.
 * Just as Da Nerd be bout ta go inside behind any suckas, Tanner hits tha "close door" button n' tha elevator begins goin down.
 * Da Nerd: Dogg dammit, Tanner!
 * Da Nerd races towardz tha stairs, n' rockets down 2 steps at a time.
 * Reachin tha end of tha stairs, Da Nerd runs up tha fuck into tha hall, where tha gang is gettin off of tha elevator.
 * Da Nerd leaps at Tanner, somehow tacklin his muthafuckin ass.
 * Tanner immediately gets up n' throws a punch.
 * Da two start swingin at n' pushin each other.
 * Desu n' Ponyo try ta break up tha fight.
 * Ponyo: Come on, break it up.
 * Desu: Yo ass muthafuckas do dis every last muthafuckin damn time.
 * Da Nerd: If Tanner wasn't such a asshole--
 * Tanner: At least I aint a pansy.
 * Ponyo: Okay, our phat asses done. Can our laid-back asses just have one night where dis don't happen?
 * Da Nerd n' Tanner sigh.
 * Da Nerd: Fine.
 * Tanner: Whatever.
 * Da gang head towardz room 109. Da Nerd gets up his key yo, but Tanner be already turnin tha lock.
 * Da Nerd: I swear to--
 * Desu: Don't.
 * Da Nerd: But he--
 * Desu: I know.
 * Da Nerd: I just--
 * Desu: Stop.
 * Da Nerd: Ugh.
 * Tanner opens tha door n' holdz it open fo' tha rest ta go inside.
 * Da Nerd is tha last ta enter, n' gets tripped by Tanner on tha way in.
 * Dude merely glances back at Tanner, whoz ass gives a smirk.
 * Tanner strutts in, closin tha door behind his ass n' puttin his keys on tha wall.
 * Dude sits next ta Ponyo on tha couch; Desu is chillin up in tha recliner next ta dat shit.
 * Da Nerd pulls up tha chair from tha desk n' sits down up in it next ta Desu.
 * Da TV is on n' there be all dem momentz of no dialogue.
 * Da Nerd: How tha fuck tha hell is tha experiment almost already done?
 * Tanner: Damn, time flies.
 * Ponyo: We still have some thangs left ta do though.
 * Da Nerd: Mmmk.
 * Tanner: Like what?
 * Ponyo: First we gotta tell mah playas where tha hell we've been fo' 6 months.
 * Desu: Yeah, phat idea.
 * Da Nerd: K, letz go.
 * Ponyo gets up her laptop n' goes ta tha SpunkBizzle Fan Wiki.
 * Bitch clicks on tha "Ponyo Fan" up in tha upper-right corner, n' clicks tha "Blogs" tab.
 * Ponyo: Shiznit.
 * Desu: What?
 * Ponyo: It says, "Because of certain thangs dat done been occurring, dis feature is currently unavailable on ."
 * Da Nerd: Damn dat shit.
 * Tanner: Therez always tha Referata.
 * Desu: And tha Tumblr.
 * Ponyo: No one would even bother checkin dem no mo'.
 * Da Nerd: Try bustin a article.
 * Ponyo: Nope, say tha same thang.
 * Da Nerd: Damn.
 * Desu: What tha hell is we supposed ta do now?
 * There be a moment of silence.
 * Da Nerd snaps his wild lil' fingers.
 * Da Nerd: I gots dat shit.
 * Tanner: Whoa, dude, how tha fuck do you snap yo' fingers, biatch? I can't even do dis shit.
 * Tanner shows his thugged-out lil' pathetic attempt at snappin his wild lil' fingers.
 * Da Nerd: Okay, no, dude, itz easy as fuck . Yo ass take yo' thumb n' middle finger like this, see. Then you just slide--
 * Desu: Guys muthafucka! Nerd, what tha fuck tha hell is yo' idea?
 * Da Nerd: Oh yeah. This hotel has two wifi hotspots, remember, biatch? Two different hotspots, two different IPs. Yo ass already h[bleep]cked it up by signin tha fuck into yo' account on one of em. But sign up n' connect ta tha other hotspot, n' badaboom badabin we can tell dem every last muthafuckin thang.
 * Ponyo: Fuck dat shit, you dumbass, it aint preventin our asses from bustin shiznit cuz our IP is blocked.
 * Tanner: Yeah, itz blocked fo' everyone. Freakin idiot.
 * Desu: Dogg dammit, Nerd.
 * Da Nerd: Sorry, I aint thankin straight todizzle, n' even if I was, itz h[bleep]in 1 up in tha morning.
 * Ponyo: So, biatch? I git all up in bed at like 4 AM every last muthafuckin day, what tha fuck wit Tanner wantin ta git smexy all tha time.
 * Tanner: Oh come on, you know you always wanna like a muthafucka.
 * Desu: Guys, shut tha hell up n' let me think, cuz I be thinkin I straight-up have a idea.
 * Ponyo: What?
 * Tanner: What tha fuck iz it?
 * Da Nerd: Yeah, what tha fuck is it?
 * Desu: Just shut tha fuck up fo' like 5 secondz n' I be bout ta be thinkin of one.
 * There is bout 5 secondz of silence, give or take.
 * Da Nerd: Got it yet?
 * Desu: Noooo. Ugh, letz just chill like a pimp.
 * Da rest murmur up in agreement n' they each git all up in they respectizzle bedrooms.
 * Da Nerd n' Desu is lyin up in bed.
 * Da Nerd: Yo ass straight-up do have a idea, don't yo slick ass?
 * Desu: Yes yo, but don't tell mah playas yet, aiiight, biatch? Promise dat fo' mah dirty ass.
 * Da Nerd: Alright, I promise.
 * Desu: Okay, good. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! Alright, so...
 * [Cut ta next morning]
 * Ponyo: Rise n' freakin' shine everyone, itz finally our last day!
 * This wakes up any suckas, whoz ass grumpily strutt outta they bedrooms ta Ponyo up in tha livin room.
 * Da Nerd: Uh mah Dogg. It aint nuthin but like 6 up in tha morning, can't we go back ta bed fo' another 10 minutes or so?
 * Ponyo: Hell no, we've gots a shitload of shiznit ta do todizzle!
 * Desu: Ugh, can't you muthafuckas do it yourselves, biatch? I be goin back ta bed.
 * Desu starts struttin back ta tha bedroom.
 * Da Nerd: If she gets ta go, I be goin too aiiiight
 * Ponyo: Fuck dat shit, both of y'all git right back here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Guys. We all need ta help if we gonna git home even by midnight fo' realz. Alright, mah playas start packin up tha shiznit up in yo' rooms.
 * Da Nerd: I be bout ta go git Nerri.
 * Ponyo: And hurry.
 * Da Nerd: We is biaaatch! God!
 * Da Nerd goes tha fuck into his thugged-out n' Desuz room n' opens tha container by Nerriz bowl yo. Dude then gently lowers tha container tha fuck into tha bowl ta hoax Nerri in.
 * Ponyo sees how tha fuck slow Da Nerd is going.
 * Ponyo: What tha hell, biatch? Yo ass need ta go faster!
 * Da Nerd: I be tryin not ta startle her, aiiiight!?
 * Ponyo: [muttas suttin' under breath] [normal voice] Give me that!
 * Ponyo aggressively throws her hand tha fuck into tha bowl, holdin tha container, which causes a ripple up in tha gin n juice n' shit. This only make Nerri move away from tha container, so Ponyo starts ta scoop her up.
 * Ponyo slams tha container down on tha dresser wit Nerri up in dat shit.
 * Ponyo: There!
 * Da Nerd: Well now I need ta pour some gin n juice n' wait until itz at room temperature.
 * Ponyo: And how tha fuck tha hell long will dat take!?
 * Da Nerd: I don't give a fuck; a hour, maybe?
 * Ponyo: Us dudes aint gots a gangbangin' freakin hour playa! Just set it ta warm, yo' damn fish is ghon be fine!
 * Ponyo then grunts angrily n' stomps outta tha room.
 * Tanner is shown packin thangs neatly tha fuck into his suitcase, which seems ta done been takin his ass a while.
 * Ponyo: And you; what tha fuck tha hell is you bustin?
 * Tanner: What do you mean?
 * Ponyo: Yo ass is bein all freakin OCD wit yo' packing, what tha fuck tha hell?
 * Tanner: Well--
 * Ponyo: Shut up! God, is you done yet?
 * Tanner: Fuck dat shit, I still gots all dem mo' thangs--
 * Ponyo: Well hurry yo' frick frackin' ass up!
 * Tanner: I be trying!
 * Ponyo: And don't yell at me biaaatch! God!
 * Ponyo angrily stomps outta her n' Tannerz room too, slammin tha door behind her n' shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch then realizes her shiznit is up in tha room wit Tanner n' slams tha door open, knockin it against tha wall.
 * Tanner: What!?
 * Ponyo then tramplez tha ground over ta where her suitcase is, n' grabs all of her shiznit wit dat shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch then bigs up tha same ol' dirty procedure dat dat freaky freaky biatch had done a moment earlier.
 * There be a dirty lil shot of her frustrated, angrily n' mindlessly packing, while there be a transizzle ta tha next scene.
 * Da gang is shown by tha door all up in tha exit of tha now almost-empty room, excludin tha hotel defaults, holdin they packed suitcases.
 * Ponyo: Alright, mah playas gots every last muthafuckin thang?
 * Da Nerd: Yep.
 * Desu: Pretty sure.
 * Tanner: Yeah.
 * Ponyo: Then letz git outta dis hellhole.
 * Ponyo closes tha door behind any suckas n' locks it wit her key.
 * Da gang run up tha stairs ta tha check-in/check-out counter.
 * Ponyo: [runnin towardz hotel door] Bye!
 * Counter lady: Hold up. Y'all need ta sign up right here.
 * Ponyo runs back n' bigs up everyonez actions as they sign out.
 * They start ta depart.
 * Counter lady: I be bout ta also need y'allz keys.
 * Da Nerd: Uh...
 * Da Nerd reaches up in his thugged-out lil' pocket n' pulls up his key.
 * Da Nerd: [handin ta Counter lady] There you go.
 * Ponyo also handz tha counter lady her key, as do Tanner.
 * Counter lady: Alright, now y'all gotz a phat day, n' fuck you fo' stayin at Jatterman Hotel.
 * They all run up ta tha parkin lot, which turns up ta be packed - not only wit rides yo, but wit playas like a muthafucka.
 * Da Nerd: What tha hell?
 * Tanner: Screw it, we need ta hurry.
 * They carefully but quickly start ta run towardz Tannerz car.
 * Bout halfway there ta tha car, Desu is no longer up in sight. They don't notice dis at first.
 * They reach tha hoopty n' mah playas gets in.
 * Tanner starts tha engine.
 * Da Nerd: Wait, wherez Desu?
 * Tanner: Forget her, we already late off schedule.
 * Tanner starts ta push tha gas pedal yo, but Ponyo stomps wit tha force of tha rula of tha darknizz on tha brake pedal n' twists Tannerz hand ta lure his ass tha fuck into pullin tha gear ta park yo. Dude is eventually convinced ta do so n' hence, do.
 * They git outta tha car, n' peep Desu lyin on tha floor, not moving.
 * Muthafuckas continue struttin by, not noticing.
 * Da Nerd quickly runs over ta Desu.
 * Da Nerd: Desu - what tha fuck happened?
 * Desu do not answer back.
 * Da Nerd lifts up Desu, which reveals a puddle of blood beneath her muthafuckin ass.
 * Everyone murmurs remarks such as, "Oh God," or "Ugh."
 * Da Nerd: We should take her ta tha hospitizzle.
 * Tanner: Hell no. We already late, so screw dat shit. Just screw dat shit.
 * Ponyo: Tanner, no. This is straight-up n shit. We gotta take her ta tha hospitizzle.
 * Tanner: No!
 * Ponyo: (leanin up close ta Tanner) Tanner, I swear ta God, I aint NEVER gonna do anythang wit you again n' again n' again if you don't help Desu right now I swear ta freakin God, Tanner, I shiznit you not. Yo ass take her ta tha hospitizzle right fuckin now or I'ma leave you forever, so help me God, Tanner.
 * Tanner: Okay, fine.
 * Da Nerd: (attemptin ta carry Desu) Here, one of mah thugs help mah dirty ass.
 * Ponyo takes part up in carryin Desu ta tha car, while Da Nerd lifts her inside tha hoopty n' tha fuck into her seat, bucklin her in.
 * Da Nerd: Oh God, I hope she aiiight.
 * Tanner shifts tha gear tha fuck into reverse n' starts ta slowly back away.
 * Ponyo: Faster!
 * Tanner slams down on tha gas pedal n' speedz outta tha parkin lot.
 * After a transition, tha gang is shown at a hospitizzle, Da Nerd carryin Desu.
 * Desk lady: Can I help you--(looks up) WHOOOAAAA... dat looks pretty damn serious muthafucka! Do y'all need a room fo' dis girl?
 * Da Nerd: Hell yes.
 * Desk lady: Okay; what tha fuck happened ta her!?
 * Ponyo: Our thugged-out asses have no idea yo, but she looks pretty hurt.
 * Da Nerd: Dat hoe unconscious n' there was blood by her head. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Biatch was lyin down up in tha parkin lot, not moving. We be thinkin suttin' might have caused her ta fall n' hit her head yo, but yeah it do look pretty straight-up n shit.
 * Desk lady: Okay, we'll git a wheelchair fo' her right away. (to her muthafuckin ass, turnin around) Daayum!
 * Da desk lady picks up a funky-ass beeper n' presses a funky-ass button on dat shit.
 * Desk lady: We gots a unconscious hoe here dat needz a wheelchair; apparently dat biiiiatch was lyin down up in tha parkin lot wit blood by her head n' it looks pretty serious, so could we git a E.R. room fo' her, biatch? Thank yo thugged-out ass.
 * Da desk lady puts down tha phone.
 * Desk lady: Don't you worry, a wheelchair is ghon be here any second.
 * A few moments later, two pimps up in hospitizzle uniforms come n' brang Desu a wheelchair; they lift Desu up n' put her up in dat shit.
 * They roll her tha fuck into a hallway n' tha fuck into a E.R. room. Da gang follow.
 * Da Nerd: Dogg help her muthafuckin ass.
 * Ponyo: Nerd, quit freakin' tha fuck out. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch bout ta fuckin be fine.
 * Da Nerd: I know yo, but...
 * Tanner: But what?
 * Da Nerd: Just... never mind.
 * Tanner: Mmmq.
 * They reach tha room.
 * Da Nerd: (to one of tha men) Is she gonna be aiiiight?
 * Man: We not straight-up shizzle yet yo, but we gonna do all dem tests, git a expert in, n' peep how tha fuck wack it is fo' realz. As fo' now, da hoe be lookin like she'll probably be aiiight in, say, 2 weeks?
 * Tanner: Two weeks!, biatch? Hell no, I aint waitin dat long ta go back home.
 * Ponyo: Taaannerr!
 * Da Nerd: C'mon, Tan, don't be like dis shit. Desuz fucked up, n' all you care bout is goin back home, biatch? My fuckin God, Tanner.
 * Tanner: One, don't call me Tan. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Two, whoz ass gives a gangbangin' flyin shiznit bout Desu?
 * Ponyo: ...Tanner n' shit. Leave dis room n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do. I don't even wanna peep you n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do.
 * Tanner: But--
 * Ponyo: Just go!
 * Tanner distressfully leaves tha room.
 * Ponyo n' Da Nerd stand up in silence fo' a while.
 * Da Nerd sits down up in one of tha chairs, while Ponyo remains standin on tha other side of tha room. Both is on either side of Desuz hospitizzle bed, which is occupied by Desu.
 * Da Nerd: What is we gonna do?
 * Ponyo: I don't give a gangbangin' fuck. I guess we should just wait.
 * Da Nerd: Well, if she up in a cold-ass lil coma of any kind, I read somewhere dat playas up in comas is aware of every last muthafuckin thang goin down round them, so... I be gonna try rappin' ta her muthafuckin ass.
 * Ponyo: Oh, please.
 * Da Nerd: What?
 * Ponyo: That'll never work. It aint nuthin but impossible.
 * Da Nerd: Nothing... is impossible.
 * Da Nerd leans tha fuck into Desuz ear.
 * Da Nerd: (holdin Desuz hand) Desu, if you can hear me, I want you ta know dat I gots a straight-up boner fo' you like it aint no thang n' I straight-up hope ta Dogg dat yo big-ass booty is ghon make it all up in all dis bullshit. I'ma do anythang I can ta help you all up in this; just know dat I be there fo' yo thugged-out ass. I gots a straight-up boner fo' yo thugged-out ass.
 * Ponyo on tha fuckin' down-lowly scoffs.
 * Da Nerd leans up in n' gives Desu a lick on tha forehead.
 * Ponyo rolls her eyes up in tha background, n' there be a transizzle ta tha next scene.
 * Da Nerd: (to expert up in room) So, how tha fuck is she?
 * Expert: (male British accent) Biatch seems ta be up in straight-up straight-up condizzle yo, but we still need ta run all dem mo' tests before we know fo' shizzle whatz wrong.
 * Da Nerd: And how tha fuck long will dat take?
 * Expert: Bout 2 hours, tops. Yo ass is gonna gotta wait outside while our phat asses do them, so uh, run along.
 * Da Nerd: Alright. (to Desu) I be bout ta be back, love.
 * Da Nerd steps outside tha room, n' a funky-ass biatch assistant ta tha expert strutts tha fuck into tha room n' closes tha door behind her muthafuckin ass.
 * Da Nerd gets up his beeper n' starts scrollin all up in Facebizzle.
 * Dude scrolls back up n' reloadz his cold-ass timeline. Da notification bar reveals dat Da Nerd has gotten a message.
 * Da Nerd taps tha message icon n' sees dat dat schmoooove muthafucka has gotten a message from Semen Anderson.
 * Dude taps Semen Anderson, which reveals tha entire message:


 * DN,


 * Adam n' I wanna come back.


 * can we please


 * Da Nerd taps on tha reply text box.
 * Dude types:


 * I don't give a fuck fo' sure.


 * Desuz up in tha hospitizzle, n' tha experimentz already off.


 * Da Nerd sendz tha message, then taps tha text box again n' again n' again afta all dem moments:


 * Yo ass know what tha fuck - sure, come visit.


 * We'd like you here.


 * I bet Desu would too, if dat biiiiatch wasn't up in a cold-ass lil coma :/


 * Da Nerd sendz tha message n' turns off his thugged-out lil' phone, followed by his ass puttin it up in his thugged-out lil' pocket.
 * Soon after, there be a vibration up in his thugged-out lil' pocket, which prompts Da Nerd ta take up his beeper n' turn it on.
 * Dude unlocks tha beeper n' sees Simonz response:


 * okay what tha fuck hospitizzle


 * Da Nerd replies:


 * Orvaniana MedicinalSkillz & Hospitizzle.
 * See ya


 * Da Nerd turns off his beeper again n' again n' again n' puts it back up in his thugged-out lil' pocket yo. Dude then leans back up in his chair.
 * There be a transizzle ta tha next scene.
 * Da Nerd is still chillin up in tha chair, n' be asleep.
 * Dude then feels a vibration up in his thugged-out lil' pocket, which prompts his ass ta slowly awake.
 * Da vibrations continue, each one makin Da Nerd mo' aware.
 * Da Nerd, straight-up awake, reaches up in his thugged-out lil' pocket n' pulls up his thugged-out lil' phone.
 * Turnin it on n' unlockin it reveals dat dat schmoooove muthafucka has a Skype call incoming.
 * Dude lyrics it, n' Semen n' Sudz is shown on tha screen, up in a plane.
 * Simon: Hellooooo! And welcome ta -- oh shit.
 * Suds: What?
 * Simon: I forgot, dis aint YallTube or tha Gizoogle Hangouts thang. Uh, wassup Da Nerd.
 * Da Nerd: (sleepily) Yo, Simon.
 * Simon: Uh, so tha plane attendants or whatever they is called - they holla'd tha flight will be, uh, postponed fo' bout 15 hours.
 * Da Nerd: What!?
 * Simon: Yeah, there be a like drizzle n' stuff.
 * Suds: Yeah.
 * Da Nerd: Damn dat shit.
 * Suds: It sucks.
 * Simon: Yeah.
 * Da Nerd: Ugh. Whatever, just git here as soon as you can, aiiight?
 * Simon: Thatz not up ta us.
 * Suds: Our thugged-out asses have no control over dis shit.
 * Da Nerd: Whatever!
 * Simon: Geez.
 * Suds: Don't yell at us.
 * Da Nerd: Sorry, I be just straight-up pissed n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do.
 * Simon: Why?
 * Da Nerd: Da hospitizzle quote-unquote "smart-ass muthafuckas" holla'd they tests would take a maximum of 2 hours.
 * Suds: Yeah?
 * Simon: Go on.
 * Da Nerd: It aint nuthin but been five, n' dem bastardz still won't let me peep Desu.
 * Simon: Must suck.
 * Suds: Yeah.
 * Da Nerd: Hell yeaaaa it sucks. Ugh, peep you later.
 * Suds: Byee!
 * Simon: Byyyyyyeee!
 * [Skype hang up sound]
 * Da Nerd sighs n' leans back up in his chair, driftin off ta chill again.
 * Tanner: (voice over black background) Ghetto ta Bob Jellington. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Yo muthafucka, Bob Jellington. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Do you read me, Bob Jellington. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Over.
 * Da Nerd awakes.
 * Tanner: Bob Jellington, is you there, biatch? Over.
 * Da Nerd: Tanner, what tha fuck tha hell is you bustin?
 * Tanner: I be tryin ta transmit a cold-ass lil conversation wit Jelly.
 * Da Nerd: And?
 * Tanner: So far, not a god damn thang has worked.
 * Da Nerd: Did yo dirty ass press 9 before makin tha call?
 * Tanner: Oh. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shiznit, no I didn't.
 * Da Nerd: (puttin on glasses) Yo ass dumbass.
 * Da Nerd glances over at Desuz door, which is open.
 * Da Nerd: Oh, hey, can I go up in Desuz room?
 * Tanner: Yeah, you would done been able ta fo' tha past, oh, 8 hours.
 * Da Nerd: Eight hours!, biatch? Holy shit.
 * Tanner: (redialin on phone) Yep fo' realz. Also, they found up dat freaky freaky biatch has a straight-up dome injury; I don't remember what tha fuck itz called exactly yo, but itz pretty frick frackin' straight-up n' she might have severe short n' long term memory loss. They still wanna do some mo' tests.
 * Da Nerd: Mo' tests, biatch? Oh, hell no.
 * Tanner: They holla'd they only wanna do, like, 9 more.
 * Da Nerd: No. Just no. Is she awake?
 * Tanner: Yeah yo, but barely.
 * Da Nerd runs tha fuck into Desuz room, n' strutts over ta her bedside.
 * Da Nerd: Desu... can you hear me son?
 * Tanner: (barely audible, up in background) Bob Jellington, can you hear me son, biatch? Bob Jellington, is you there?
 * Jelly: (over speaker on phone) Hello. Yes, Bob Jellington is here, how tha fuck can I be of service?
 * Tanner n' Jelly gotz a cold-ass lil conversation up in tha background.
 * Desu: Where... ... where be I?
 * Da Nerd: OH, THANK GOD YOU'RE ALIVE.
 * Desu: What... what tha fuck happened?
 * Da Nerd: You, uh... you almost died. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Yo ass hit yo' head up in tha parkin lot somehow yo, but oh mah GOD, you ALIVE!
 * Da Nerd starts ta gangbang Desu, then stops his dirty ass cuz itz impolite.
 * Desu: Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck is yo slick ass?; desu.
 * Da Nerd: I be uh... I be Da Nerd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Yo crazy-ass freak n' shit. Yo crazy-ass ass mate. Yo crazy-ass waifu.
 * Desu: Da Nerd, biatch? ... Desu starts laughing, which gradually turns tha fuck into a hyperventilatin cry like a muthafucka.
 * Da Nerd: Uh... whatz so funky?
 * Desu: Fuck dat shit, straight-up, whatz yo' real name?--hahahhahahah!
 * Da Nerd: It's... Da Nerd.
 * Desu laughs even harder.
 * Desu: No-oh-oh-ho-ho-oh-ho! My fuckin waifu cannot have such a name like DA NERD. Hahaha, whatz yo' actual real name though?
 * Da Nerd: It aint nuthin but Da Nerd.
 * Desu: I be straight-up n shit.
 * Da Nerd: Well, so be I.
 * Desu: Whatz mah name, then?
 * Da Nerd: It's... Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Suiseiseki.
 * Desu: ...Okay, well dat I can believe.
 * Da Nerd: Okay.
 * Desu: But "Da Nerd", biatch? Desu starts bustin up again, n' lets up a thugged-out deep sigh.
 * Da Nerd: I be just glad you aiiight.
 * Desu: Okay, letz git outta dis hellhole. I don't give a fuck bout dis place.
 * Da Nerd: Sorry, tha doctors n' nurses n' shiznit - they holla'd you gotta stay up in here fo' another week while you git yo' memory back.
 * Desu: Well dat sucks; desu.
 * Da Nerd: I know. But you aiiight, n' thatz all I care.
 * Desu: Wait, so if you are mah waifu... then letz frick frack.
 * Da Nerd: On a hospitizzle bed, biatch? Alright.
 * Da Nerd starts ta git on top of her; one of tha smart-ass muthafuckas strutts all up in tha door n' sees em.
 * Expert: Uhh... so I peep dat she awake, hopefully.
 * Da Nerd: (embarrassed, gettin off of Desu) Uh, yes. Um...
 * Expert: Is dis a wack time, biatch? I-I can leave if you want--
 * Desu: Fuck dat shit, stay. I crave a threesome every last muthafuckin now n' then.
 * Da Nerd: No... Desu fo'sho. (to expert) Please muthafuckin bounce.
 * Expert: I don't give a fuck, her big-ass booty seems pretty interested--
 * Da Nerd: Leave.
 * Expert: (puttin handz up in air, turnin around) Okay.
 * Da Nerd sighs n' climbs back on top of Desu.
 * There be a transizzle ta tha next scene.
 * As a reference ta earlier up in tha porno, Da Nerd n' Tanner is standin by a funky-ass bench, Da Nerd demonstratin ta Tanner on how tha fuck ta snap.
 * Da Nerd: Okay, peep - you take yo' thumb.
 * Tanner: Right.
 * Da Nerd: And yo' middle finger.
 * Tanner: Yeah.
 * Da Nerd: Yo ass know, tha one you use ta flip playas off when they peep Ponyoz tizzles.
 * Tanner: Okay.
 * Da Nerd: Okay, you slide dem two across each other n' shit. Like all dis bullshit. (Da Nerd snaps.)
 * Tanner again n' again n' again pathetically attempts ta snap.
 * Da Nerd: Fuck dat shit, aiiight. Look carefully dis time. Yo ass peep - tha thumb, it slides across tha middle finger n' shit. Da middle finger landz all up in tha side of yo' hand, n' yo' thumb goes up by yo' index finger n' shit. Like all dis bullshit. (Da Nerd demonstrates snappin again.)
 * While tha snappin lesson is bein done, Semen n' Sudz come tha fuck into tha hospitizzle n' begin struttin all up in tha halls, tryin ta find Desuz room.
 * They find Da Nerd n' Tanner jumpin off bout some shiznit by tha bench.
 * Simon: Hi.
 * Da Nerd n' Tanner stop n' notice Semen n' Suds.
 * Da Nerd: Oh hey, muthafuckas!
 * Tanner: Hi!
 * Suds: Hey!
 * Da Nerd: Um, Desuz right up in there if you wanna peep her n' shit. (gestures towardz Desuz room)
 * Simon: Alright.
 * Sudz bigs up Semen tha fuck into Desuz room. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shortly after, tha door closes.
 * Da Nerd n' Tanner look confused. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! After all dem moments, they strutt towardz tha door n' Da Nerd reaches fo' tha doorknob. Right before tha pimpin' muthafucka touches it, dat schmoooove muthafucka hears beatboxin n' stops.
 * Da Nerd looks shocked n' slowly backs away.
 * Tanner puts his thugged-out arms up in a "WHAT THE HELL MAN" fashion.
 * Da Nerd: What?
 * Tanner: Dude, they gettin smexy wit yo' hoe up in there, n' you don't even give a shit?
 * Da Nerd: Oh. Right.
 * Da Nerd slams tha door open.
 * Da disturbin pedophilia image aint visible yo, but tha facial expression on Da Nerdz grill allows our asses ta assume.
 * Da Nerd: What tha FUCK do you be thinkin you bustin!?
 * Desu: I be thinkin itz pretty obvious.
 * Da Nerd: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, YOU TWO.
 * Semen n' Sudz is peeped leaving, pullin they baggy-ass pants up.
 * Da Nerd: And as fo' you (gestures towardz Desu)! WHY!?
 * Desu: I did say I've always wanted a threesome.
 * Da Nerd: I swear ta God, Desu... I be so done up in yo' faaaaaace!
 * Da Nerd shakes his head n' strutts up tha door, slammin it behind his muthafuckin ass.
 * Tanner notices Da Nerdz vibe n' looks at him, Da Nerd not noticing.
 * Da Nerd lets up a big-ass sigh.
 * Dude sees Tanner lookin at his ass up in tha corner of his sight.
 * Da Nerd: (turnin towardz Tanner) What tha hell is you lookin at?
 * Tanner looks away.
 * There be a transizzle ta a gangbangin' filla transition.
 * A caption reads:


 * ONE WEEK LATER


 * Da Nerd is peeped chillin on a funky-ass bench up in tha hospitizzle, seemingly pissed.
 * Tanner, Ponyo, Desu, Semen n' Sudz is peeped struttin by up in tha background.
 * Ponyo: Nerd, we goin now, nahmeean?
 * Da Nerd: (glances up) Oh.
 * Tanner: Neerrrrd, come on.
 * Desu: Nerd, I be sorry as a muthafucka bout dat bullshit.
 * Da Nerd: Yo ass know -- whatever.
 * Da Nerd gets up yo, but strutts up in a gangbangin' finger-lickin' different direction than tha others.
 * Tanner: Nerd, where you going?
 * Da Nerd: I be gonna go take a strutt. I be bout ta hook up you muthafuckas back all up in tha hotel.
 * Ponyo: Uh... our asses aint goin ta tha hotel.
 * Tanner: We goin home, Nerd.
 * Da Nerd sighs, n' bigs up tha gang ta tha exit door of tha hospitizzle.
 * Desk lady: Have a sick night!
 * Da Nerd, Ponyo, Tanner n' Desu git tha fuck into tha hoopty as they had earlier.
 * Semen n' Sudz look trippin as ta where they was ta sit.
 * Tanner: Ohhh... uh...
 * Tanner pushes a funky-ass button, which opens tha trunk.
 * Tanner: Git in.
 * Simon: But--
 * Ponyo: Simon, please.
 * Semen reluctantly gets in; Sudz bigs up n' shuts tha trunk from tha inside.
 * Tanner starts tha hoopty n' begins ta drive away.
 * There be a transizzle ta tha next scene.
 * Da gang is all all up in tha airport.
 * Tanner: Well... we've all gots different planes ta catch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So I guess dis be a gangbangin' final peace out.
 * Da Nerd: Yeah.
 * Desu: Yep.
 * Tanner: Uhm... dis has been a straight-up pimped out 6 months. I hope ta peep all of y'all again n' again n' again sometime soon.
 * Desu: And, uhm... Nerd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be straight-up sorry fo' what tha fuck happened dat day.
 * Simon: We is like a muthafucka.
 * Desu: Nerd, can you forgive me son, biatch? Please?
 * Da Nerd: Aahhh, I guess so.
 * Da Nerd n' Desu gangbang it out, which prompts Tanner n' Ponyo ta do tha same.
 * Semen n' Sudz peep each other n' shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Semen has tha expression of "no way man" while Sudz looks slightly willing. They eventually awkwardly hug.
 * Once mah playas is done, they stand up in silence, awkwardly.
 * Voice over intercom: Flight 419 is ghon be takin off shortly. Ridaz will no longer be able ta git on board 5 minutes from now, nahmeean?
 * Suds: Thatz mah dirty ass. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. See ya, muthafuckas.
 * Everyone say they farewell message ta Sudz as da ruffneck departs.
 * Tanner: So, uh, Violet.
 * Ponyo: Yes, mah smexy lord?
 * Tanner: I straight-up hope I can peep you again n' again n' again straight-up soon.
 * Ponyo: Yo ass don't gotta worry.
 * Tanner: What do you mean?
 * Ponyo: I called mah muthafathas last night cuz I knew we was gonna be leavin todizzle. It make me wanna hollar playa! They holla'd dat we could hook up somewhere up in 2 weeks.
 * Tanner: Oh mah Dogg YES.
 * Ponyo: I know, I be soopa-doopa buckwild too!
 * Tanner: But, you know, fo' now, nahmeean?..
 * Da sentence drifts off, n' afta all dem moments, they start passionately makin out.
 * Da Nerd n' Desu peep each other, n' Da Nerd starts slowly leanin in, Desu repeatedly bobbin her head. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Eventually, Da Nerd convinces Desu wit his fuckin lips n' they copy Tanner n' Ponyoz current lip action.
 * This make Semen feel slightly lonely, which is noted by his ass lookin down, pissed tha fuck off. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time yo. Dude then eyes a 10-year-old girl, n' glances at her invitingly. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch simply shakes her head no n' continues strutting.
 * Voice over intercom: Flight 539 is ghon be takin off shortly. Ridaz will no longer be able ta git on board 5 minutes from now, nahmeean?
 * Simon: I be bout ta just leave you muthafuckas ta your... inter-gender sacrifice n' receivin of lip.
 * Semen strutts away awkwardly, n' tha remainin gang finish off.
 * Da followin awkwardnizz is interrupted by Teleram hustlin towardz them, holdin a newspaper.
 * YS: GUYS!
 * Tanner: Oh hey, Youngsoo!
 * Da rest of tha gang greet Teleram.
 * Tanner: Whatz good?
 * YS: I FOUND THIS NEWSPAPER ON THE GROUND AND I SAW IT AND LOOK!
 * Teleram shows tha rest of tha gang tha newspaper, up in which tha headline reads, "12 year oldschool pimp capped up in mass murder"
 * Da caption below tha picture followin tha headline reads, "Da child, Chris, known by his online alias, TopherGopher, was among nuff whoz ass took a dirt nap up in tha mass cappin' yesterday."
 * Desu: Wait... so Toph... died?
 * INCOMING CONTROVERSY POTENTIAL
 * Da Nerd: Ah, da thug was a gangbangin' fucknugget anyways.
 * Da rest of tha gang mutter up in agreement.
 * CONTROVERSY POTENTIAL END
 * YS: So why is all of y'all just standin here?
 * Tanner: Us thugs waitin fo' our planes so we can bounce back ta tha doggy den.
 * Voice over intercom: Flight 397 is ghon be takin off shortly. Ridaz will no longer be able ta git on board 5 minutes from now, nahmeean?
 * Tanner: Thatz straight-up mine n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do. (to Ponyo) See ya, mah magnificent smexy love.
 * Ponyo: I be bout ta peep you, Tanner.
 * Tanner departs.
 * Da Nerd, almost unaware, puts his thugged-out arm round Desu, wit Desu not minding.
 * There be a view of all of dem standin there.
 * There is all dem mo' momentz of silence.
 * Voice over intercom: Flight 369 is ghon be takin off shortly. Ridaz will no longer be able ta git on board 5 minutes from now, nahmeean?
 * Da Nerd: My fuckin God, these is goin by fast.
 * Ponyo: See ya, muthafuckas.
 * Ponyo leaves.
 * Da Nerd: And then there was three.
 * YS: Well, I be just gonna go. This is gettin a lil' bit awkward n' I've gots nowhere ta be.
 * Da Nerd: Bye, Youngsoo.
 * Desu: Bye!
 * Teleram leaves.
 * Desu: So... now itz just us.
 * Da Nerd: Yeah. But I be thinkin mah planez takin off next.
 * Desu: Us dudes aint gots dat much time.
 * There is all dem momentz of silence.
 * Da Nerd: Yo ass know I do ludd you, right?
 * Desu: Yeah.
 * Voice over intercom: Flight 703 is ghon be takin off shortly. Ridaz will no longer be able ta git on board 5 minutes from now, nahmeean?
 * Da Nerd: That's, uh... thatz mah dirty ass.
 * Desu: See ya, Nerd.
 * Da Nerd: (leaving) We bout ta text each other every last muthafuckin night, aiiight?
 * Desu: Alright son! Bye!
 * Da Nerd: See ya!
 * There be a dirty lil shot of Desu, then a transizzle ta tha next scene.
 * Da Nerd is peeped up in his bedroom, holdin his suitcase.
 * Dude throws his suitcase onto his chair by tha wall n' jumps tha fuck into bed, then feels pleasure at how tha fuck phat tha bed is.
 * While trippin' off his dirty ass by layin on tha bed, he feels a vibration n' pulls up his thugged-out lil' phone.
 * Da vibration indicated a notification, which turned up ta be a text from Desu.
 * Da text reads:


 * Nerd,


 * Even though we've had some tough times together,


 * Through it all, I do ludd yo thugged-out ass.


 * And I be straight-up straight-up straight-up sorry fo' dat day.


 * If you can forgive me, please can you hook up wit me at the


 * coffee shop on 15th Street, biatch? It aint nuthin but bout 9 milez from yo' house.


 * Love, Desu.


 * There be a prolonged blasted of Da Nerd, then a cold-ass lil cut ta tha next scene.
 * Da Nerd n' Desu is peeped up in a funky-ass booth up in tha fruity-ass malt liquor shop, both of dem trippin' off theyselves n' drankin coffee. Their rap aint distinguishable.
 * There be a cold-ass lil closer blasted of them, n' now they lyrics is distinct.
 * Da Nerd: So itz a plan?
 * Desu: It aint nuthin but a plan.
 * Da Nerd: 2 months.
 * Desu: 2 months.
 * Da Nerd: (gettin up) I be bout ta peep you then.
 * Desu: (gettin up) I be bout ta be there.
 * They gangbang fo' a prolonged amount of time, n' there be a cold-ass lil cut ta tha next scene.
 * Overlayed by credits, tha camera is followin a funky-ass bus.
 * Durin tha credits, tha full version of tha cold lil' woo wop used up in tha intro plays.
 * Da Nerd n' Desu is heard rappin' inside tha bus.
 * (near tha end of tha rap) Desu: So where is yo' hoopty anyways?
 * Da Nerd: Oh. Uh... oh.
 * Desu: What?
 * Da Nerd: I, uh, just remembered.
 * Desu: Yes?
 * Da Nerd: It aint nuthin but all up in tha airport up in Pellville.
 * Desu: Dogg dammit, Nerd.
 * From here on, they rap is startin ta fade out.
 * Da Nerd: I be sorry dawwwwg! I didn't give a fuck where ta put it; I had a plane ta catch!
 * Desu: Yo ass know they reserve spots fo' you, right?
 * Da Nerd: I be sorry, I didn't give a fuck!
 * Desu: Oh mah God, Nerd.
 * Da Nerd: Oh come on, dat shiznit was tha last time I'd eva been on a plane.
 * Desu: They even had signs up in tha window, Nerd!
 * Da Nerd: I don't pay attention ta dem kind of thangs.
 * Desu: Nerd, I swear ta Dogg.
 * Da Nerd: Well, wherez your car?
 * Desu: Oh.
 * Da Nerd: It aint nuthin but all up in tha airport, aint it?
 * Desu: Shut up.
 * Da image bein faded up ta a funky-ass black screen, tha credits continue, followed by text readin "Da End".