Zenzizenzizenzic

Transcript
(Episode opens at the table)

Granite: It was a 3 - 0 vote.

Triton: I swear if they got rid of me I’ll…

Granite: You’ll what? Because Triton, you’ve finally been evicted!

Triton: OH HELL NO!

(Triton runs out onto the stage and starts shouting curses at everybody else who’s been eliminated)

Granite: Let’s get to your challenge final three. Whoever wins this is going to the finale, while the other two people will be up for elimination.

Keanu: So what’s the challenge?

Granite: You will walk on balance beam mazes suspended over water. Once you get to the other side of the maze, you’ll untie 8 bags, each one with double the amount of puzzle pieces as the last. The first bag has two pieces, so the last bag is two to the zenzizenzizenzic. Then, you’ll solve the puzzle. First person to solve the zenzizenzizenzic puzzle wins and gets into the finale!

Perch: Wait the what?

Girly Teengirl: Yeah, the what?

Granite: Zenzizenzizenzic? Two to the eighth? Do they not teach this anymore?

Perch: Wait you’re younger then me how do what-

Steve: I learned it. 256 is the height limit.

(Perch, Girly Teengirl, and Keanu step onto their balance mazes)

Keanu: Oh this is easy.

(Keanu gets across the maze super fast)

Granite: Woah, Keanu is blasting ahead of the competition.

Perch: (slips) ahhhh.

Girly Teengirl: I like totally suck at mazes!

(Keanu starts untying his bags to begin the zenzizenzizenzic puzzle)

Keanu: Okay what is this puzzle of?

(Keanu notices it’s a puzzle of the cast)

Keanu: Easy!

(Keanu quickly puts his puzzle together and wins)

Steve: Dammit this was supposed to be a difficult challenge!

Keanu: Well I was really determined to get to the end.

Granite: That’s fair. That means that Girly Teengirl and Perch are up for eviction. One of you will join Keanu in the end, while the other will get third place. Go vote now viewers!

Who isn’t getting to the finale? Girly Teengirl Perch