One Man's Fear is Another Man's Pet

One Man's Fear is Another Man's Pet is an episode of The Amazing World of Squidward. In this episode, Squidward has to take care of a sea bear named Roary.

Characters

 * Squidward
 * Fishtler
 * Roary the Sea Bear
 * French Narrator
 * Squilvia

Story
Squidward:Look at that suspicious starfish.......he's carrying a big box.......IT MUST BE MONEY! I WILL STEAL IT WHEN HE ISN'T LOOKING! *goes to talk to him* Hi, what's your name?

Fishtler:My name is Fishtler!

Squidward:Wow, you must be exhausted from carrying that big box, let me carry it! *he gets it* Good, he isn't looking......*opens it*

Roary:ROAR!

Squidward:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! A SEA BEAR!

Fishtler:DID YOU OPEN MY BOX?! HOW DARE YOU!

Squidward:SORRY IT'S........emh.......A FAMILY TRADITION!

Fishtler:THEN I WILL SPEAK TO YOUR PARENTS! WHERE DO THEY LIVE?!

Squidward:Emh......678 Computer Street?

Fishtler:That exists?

Squidward:Yes, in Rock Bottom!

Fishtler:Ok......while i'm gone, you have to take care of my sea bear! His name is Roary! If you don't, i will SUE you!

Squidward:Ok......

Fishtler:BYE THEN! *takes the bus*

Squidward:That stupid starfish thinks he has the right to talk my parents when i'm an adult! In the meantime, i have to take care of this scary sea bear!

Roary:Grrrrrrrr

Squidward:What do sea bears eat?

Roary:GRRRRRRR! ROAR! *attacks him*

Squidward:NO! I'M NOT YOUR LUNCH! NO! *escapes* BAD BOY! BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD-AAAAAAAAAH! TAKE MY SHIRT!

Roary:Mmmmh! *eats it*

Squidward:*has bushes instead of clothes* This is insulting to my dignity!

Roary:*sticks his tongue out*

Squidward:You're thirsty, eh? WE'RE UNDERWATER! Ugh.

* bubble transition*

Squidward:This is boring.....

Roary:Grrrrrrrrrr

Squidward:You're angry, uh? Take this stick. *throws a stick at him*

Roary:*gets the stick, and tries to give it to Squidward*

Squidward:Play alone! Why would anyone have a sea bear as a pet? He's not even that trained to be a pet! He's-he's getting angry! Emh, *sees a ball* take this!

Roary:Uh uh! *plays with it*

Squidward:That'll leave him entertained, now i'm hungry! *opens his fridge* Good, cubed cheese! *eats it*

Roary:Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!! *attacks him*

Squidward:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! BARNACLES!!!! BAD BOY! HELP! SOMEONE HELP! GOD HELP ME! *he gets hit by lightning* Ha, ha, ha. Very funny! *escapes* I hope Fishtler dies in Rock Bottom! It's his fault i'm suffering so much! I want good luck for once! *a sombrero appears in his head* WEARING A SOMBRERO IN A GOOFY FASHION IS NOT GOOD LUCK! Wait, i'm gonna get attacked now, right?

Roary:ROAR!!!!!! *attacks him*

Squidward:*escapes* STOP! I DON'T WANT SLAPSTICK NO MORE! I will calmly read this magazine called:Say Horrible Intimate Things! I don't know why it's called like that though.......hey! Here it says:"In order to protect from a sea bear, you must be in a square* OH YEAH! *draws a square* NOW YOU WON'T GET ME! *he gets him anyways* THIS MAGAZINE SUCKS! IT'S NO WONDER THE ABBREVIATION OF THE NAME IS S. H. Oh right there are kids watching. I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU ROARY!

French Narrator:Later......

Squilvia:SQUIDWARD! WE GOT SUED!

Squidward:Oh barnacles.