Paying For Wheeled Drive

Invention Convention is the forty third episode of SpongeToons, The seventh episode of Season Three.

Plot
SpongeBob needs to across the country to see a distant relative, Because he doesn't know how to drive. He gets a Taxi that the driver is trying to kill him instead of bring him to his destination.

Transcript
[3:33pm, SpongeBob gets out of his house with bags]

SpongeBob: Step on it!

[He leaves in a taxi]

Angel: Now, something I need to use is in progress.

SpongeBob: I promise you, mate, I'll give you the rest when we get there. Oh, I look a mess.

[Angel returns to Ghastly's Tardis, that she has stole since it's first appearance last episode]

SpongeBob: Hold on a minute. I said New Kelp City. You've missed the turning. Excuse me, we should've turned off back there. We're going the wrong way! [Angel starts the Tardis going as the taxi pulls onto the flyover, missing another car by inches.]

SpongeBob: What are you doing? I'm late for the reunion. My own family's reunion. Do you get that? [The Tardis is tracking SpongeBob.]

SpongeBob: Turn around! Turn this cab around right now! Are you deaf or what?

[SpongeBob tries to tug at the driver's hood until he closes off any communication by shutting the glass window between the passenger.] SpongeBob: Oh, my... [He tries to open a window.]

[Sparks are flying in the Tardis. Angel hits the console with a hammer.] Angel: Behave!

[The Tardis swoops down and bounces off the tarmac.] SpongeBob: You are kidding me. [The Tardis weaves through the traffic as Angel ties a piece of string around a control lever. It comes alongside the taxi. Angel opens the doors holding the other end of the string in her teeth.]

Angel: Open the door! SpongeBob: Do what? Angel: Open the door! SpongeBob: I can't, it's locked! [Angel uses the sonic screwdriver. SpongeBob gets the window open.]

Angel: SpongeBob, open the door. SpongeBob: What for? Angel: You've got to jump!

[The crazy driver accelerates away. Angel pulls on her string, there are more bangs from the console and the Tardis gives chase, bouncing off the roof of a car. When it is close enough, Angel tries the screwdriver on the driver. He clamps its hands onto the steering wheel.]

Angel: Listen to me. You've got to jump. SpongeBob: I'm not jumping on a motorway.

Angel: Whatever that driver is doing, he needs you. And whatever he needs you for, it's not good! Now, come on! SpongeBob: I'm in my bow tie! Angel: Yes, you look lovely! Come on! [SpongeBob opens the door.