Mr. Krabs Likes.... Who?

Plot
Mr. Krabs calls both Squidward and Spongebob his favorite employees, but the question is...... who is better?

Transcript
Mr. Krabs: (Counting Money) 300, 301, 302, 303,304, and 305! Uh-oh. That's a dollar short today.

Spongebob: (Weird smile)  Mr. Krabs, I can't wait until the Employee Of The Month Award tomorrow.

Mr. Krabs: Spongebob, how many customers do ye' speculate were in here today?

Spongebob: (Thinking) About the usaul, Sr.

Mr. Krabs: And what is the usaul?

Spongebob: (Counting on fingers) about 6, sir.

Mr. Krabs: SQUIDWARD!

Squidward: (Snoring) Huh-Huh!

Mr. Krabs: How much money do you suppose is in me cash reigeister?

Squidward: (Checking money) A dollar.

Mr. Krabs: Me money (Kisses dollar) Me precious money! (Angry voice) I knew there was something stingy going on.

Squidward: Oh, your not going to say your catchphrase again.

Mr. Krabs (Puffing Up Water)

Squidward: Heereeeee it comes.

Mr. Krabs: (Yelling) ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DOLLAR!

Customers: (Holding onto ears) Oww.. Oww

Mr. Krabs: I would've never solved me case without me two favorite employees, Spongebob and Mr. Squidward.

Mr. Krabs walks back into his office to add 306.

Spongebob: Welllll, back to Krabby Patties.

Squidward: Spongebob, don't-

Spongebob: (Singing) My Krabby Patties rest all night, and in the morning in sight, Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I love my patties like my grill. 13 pattiest it's a THRILLLLLLLLLLLL!

Squidward: (Thinking) Spongebob, you don't suppose Mr. Krabs favorite employee is me.

Spongebob: Oh Squidward, he likes  us both.

Squidward: Yes, but, if you suppose one of us were about to get arrested who would he save?

Spongebob: Us of course.

Squidward: But, what if he likes me more?

Spongebob: Uh.....

Squidward: And he puts me as employee of November?

Spongebob: (Gulps)

Squidward: And he wants you fired, and promotes me.

Spongebob: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!