Inventor

Transcript
(Episode opens around the table)

EB: So this time it was a 5 - 1 vote, which I’m pretty sure is a new record.

Alpooh: Yeah, sucks to suck Trump.

Steve: Well Alpooh, actually it was you guys who lost.

Alpooh: WHAT?!

Hoopla: Hoopla!

EB: Yep. So everybody, vote out either Hoopla or Alpooh.

(Everybody votes)

Steve: And in a 7 - 6 vote, Alpooh has been evicted!

Alpooh: I’LL FIND EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU I SWEAR!

Squilliam: Mhm, sure. Bye now Alpooh.

(Alpooh walks out onto the stage)

EB: Okay guys, so for today’s challenge you will have to “invent” something original. The first duo that invents something that functions wins.

Steve: Go! Now!

(Everyone runs into an abandoned junkyard that EB purchased)

Squidina: Hey Squilliam, what if we make a game console?

Squilliam: How Squidina, how?

Squidina: With these abandoned game console parts I found.

Squilliam: Oh, okay.

Squidina: Yeah, let’s do it.

(Camera shows Larry making a car, and Bob Ross and Donald Trump struggling)

Donald Trump: I got it!

Bob Ross: What?

Donald Trump: (lights match) there, we invented fire.

(Camera pans to Hoopla, who is also struggling)

Hoopla: There are no good parts! HOOPLA!

(Hoopla notices a large box)

Hoopla: I’ve got it now.

(Hoopla grabs a can of spray paint and goes to work on the box, and the camera shows The Sixth Doctor and Amaya working on something made of ice)

Amaya: So which planet are these from?

The Sixth Doctor: Bįñah III.

Amaya: Ah okay.

(Camera shows Squilliam and Squidina finishing up their invention, and then Granite and Polar making a vending machine)

Granite: So what will it release?

Polar: All types of chocolate.

Granite: I love it.

Polar: Yeah, me too. Hopefully EB will as well.

(Polar walks over to Plankton)

Polar: Hey Plankton, our duos should form an alliance.

Plankton: Why?

Polar: So we can all keep each other safe and make it to the final four.

Plankton: Okay, I guess so.

Polar: Then let’s do it!

Plankton: Yeah.

(Camera shows EB with a stopwatch)

EB: 2 days and nobody’s gotten anything done?

Squidina: EXCUSE ME FOR WORKING HARD JEEZ!

EB: Okay, Okay. Sorry.

(Camera goes back to Squidina and Squilliam working on the game console)

Squilliam: Now we just have to make a game.

Squidina: Shit.

(Polar and Granite get done)

Polar: Yes! Let’s roll it up to Steve and EB!

(Granite and Polar lift the vending machine and drop it, causing it to break)

Granite: Did that just happen?

Polar: Well. I give up.

(Donald Trump and Bob Ross run up to EB with fire in a jar)

Steve: What’s this?

Donald Trump: We invented FIRE!

EB: Niceeeeee. Okay, so that was “invented” thousands upon thousands of years ago. So it doesn’t count.

Steve: Yeah.

Bob Ross: Told you so.

(Amaya and The Sixth Doctor run up)

Amaya: We’re done!

EB: What is it?

The Sixth Doctor: It’s a machine that can instantly freeze anything.

Steve: So a freezer?

Amaya: No, it freezes literally anything instantly.

EB: Okay, freeze this bucket of melted ice cream.

Steve: Why do you have mel-

EB: Shhhhhh.

Amaya: Alright.

(Amaya puts the ice cream on a conveyor belt, and sends the ice cream through, and it freezes instantly)

EB: You guys win.

(Back at the table)

Steve: So who are you guys nominating?

Amaya: Keeping the tradition going, we’re nominating Bob Ross and Donald Trump.

Trump: Why though?

The Sixth Doctor: We’re also nominating Polar and Granite since they almost beat us.

Steve: Okay, now viewers, go vote one of these duos to lose!