Talk:Bikini Bottom Airways/@comment-24438956-20170529194021

Okay, so, whoever wrote this article seems to be really happy about Bikini Bottom Airways. I usually don't see people describing an airline as "ferociously awesome and cool". Well, anything beats United, am I right? is that still a meme? Also, I'm questioning how Bikini Bottom manages to fund this airline if all flights are free of charge. Are the flights funded by tax? If so, Bikini Bottom has more problems than the US.

This airline has only 2 airplanes, but 147 destinations, which I imagine go a fair distance away from Bikini Bottom. This would mean that there would be no planes at the airports frequently. I'm not sure how this airline is still in business.

It seems that there is a category for "Airlines in Bikini Bottom", so I will check that in hope that there is better aerial mediums of transportation in Bikini Bottom.

It appears that this airline has only one rival: Kelp Airports. Kelp Airports has 458 airports and 234 destinations, a much better offer than Bikini Bottom Airways. Its page also lists information about its employees, founders, and even a small section about how someone killed the airline's two founders, while the page for Bikini Bottom Airways gives no vital information and simply states that it's "ferociously awesome and cool", and that "you fly FREE" (with three exclamation marks, but I can't bring myself to write that without curling up in a corner and crying).

While Kelp Airports is obviously the superior choice of the two airlines, I feel that Bikini Bottom lacks any good airlines, because even Kelp Airports is missing information from its page. Where do you even book a flight? Do you have to book flights in person? If so, Bikini Bottom is severely outdated.

Seeing the poor quality and selections of air travel in Bikini Bottom, I have been inspired to create a new alternative to air travel in Bikini Bottom. I aim for my airlines to have more destinations and airplanes than Kelp Airports, and also to have an online flight-booking page.

Wish me luck in founding the airline!