User blog:Mrs Chanandler Bong/SIR. BAILEY ("Diss" Track)

This is what you call a trick

Ten opposes, still counting

Kelpy's alt gon' stir some shit

Sir Bailey he ain't gon' sit

This is what you call a trick

Ten opposes, still counting

Kelpy's alt gon' stir some shit

Sir Bailey he ain't gon' sit

Wow, Travis been triggering him

The wiki's active, cos his proposition

The number-one question is, "Why?"

How's it feel now that we got some bile?

How much you know? Too much you know

For someone who just entered our crazy home

They think you should go? How 'bout you don't? (instead)

How about you get the fuck off our dicks?

How 'bout you stop acting way too damn strict?

Only gon' say this one time, 'fore I get blocked

I could'a confused your work with a FANDOM Staff blog

Haven't you heard? Listen to our tips

We don't want you to get reported

I don't even want you blocked, I'm not like Golf

I just think you should take our replies to heart

This is what you call a trick

Ten opposes, still counting

Kelpy's alt gon' stir some shit

Sir Bailey he ain't gon' sit

This is what you call a trick

Ten opposes, still counting

Kelpy's alt gon' stir some shit

Sir Bailey he ain't gon' sit

Our life is too crazy, we like Amadeus

Our wiki's too crazy, no actors could play us

We like Mr. Bailey, it's just you should lay off

This ain't a diss track, it's just your lil' pay-off

This ain't a diss, a diss ain't this

Whose alt is this? Whose sock is this?

This is what you call a trick

Ten opposes, still counting

Kelpy's alt gon' stir some shit

Sir Bailey he ain't gon' sit

This is what you call a trick

Ten opposes, still counting

Kelpy's alt gon' stir some shit

Sir Bailey he ain't gon' sit

[this isn't a diss track or anything to insult or slander mr. bailey. he's a cool dude. i just thought that with the state of the wiki this was necessary. this is a parody of 'kod' by j. cole if you're wondering.]