One Child Too Many

This is the second episode of Patrick's Playground.

(Episode starts with Patrick Jr. playing on his Switch)

Patrick Jr.: Take that, zombie! (the zombie dies)

Patrick: Careful, son, you don't wanna die to those zombies.

Patrick Jr.: That was the only one, dad.

Patrick: Oh. Anyway, I'll be leaving for an uhh… business trip. So you'll have a babysitter.

Patrick Jr. I'm not furniture!

Patrick: I know you aren't, but I had to find one for you anyway. (He hears a car stop) That's him, goodbye now!

Patrick Jr.: Daddy, wait...! (he had already left) Dang it.

Squidward: So, let's get this over with. I’m Squidward, your babysitter. And I'm here to sit on yo- I MEAN… take care of you while your father is gone.

Patrick Jr.: Yay…

Squidward: So, are we gonna sit around all day or actually do something?

Patrick Jr.: How about...

(Cut to Squidward and PJR playing Minecraft on the Switch)

Squidward: How do you chop wood again?

Patrick Jr.: You hold ZR…

Squidward: Oh, got it. Dang it, died again!

Patrick Jr.: Maybe don’t fall into that giant ravine again.

Squidward: (grumbles)

Patrick Jr.: Yeah this isn't working out. Let's try something else.

Squidward: I got an idea. How about a little clarinet solo? (starts playing his clarinet, and PJR covers his nonexistent ears)

Patrick Jr.: Stop playing that horrid music!

Squidward: (stops) What do you mean it's horrid? I've been practicing for over 30 years!

Patrick Jr.: Damn you're old!

Squidward: Wh- no I'm not old! 60 is old! Not 33!

Patrick Jr.: Whatever. I'm hungry. What is there to eat?

Squidward: Let's see here… (opens sand fridge) It's all just sand, no real food. Lemme cook something legit.

(25-30 minutes later…)

Squidward: Viola! Casserole a la Squidward! (a somewhat disgusting-looking dish is shown)

Patrick Jr.: Ew. Whatever, I'm starving! (eats the dish) What's in this thing?

Squidward: Ask Squidipedia. I used one of their recipes.

Patrick Jr.: (spits out pulp) Pulp?! Why would there be pulp in a casserole?

Squidward: It gives it more flavor.

Patrick Jr.: Again, ew. Not hungry anymore, you can have the rest. (throws the dish in Squidward's face)

Squidward: Le ouch! That hurt! (throws the dish back at him, and they start having a food fight)

(Cut to Patrick eating ice cream at Dairy Scream)

Patrick: Mmmmm, this ice cream is heavenly. Welp, my business trip is over. Time to check on the kid.

(Patrick has arrived home)

Patrick: What in the-

(The two are done with their food fight, and their faces are covered with sand and slime)

Squidward: It's all fun and games, Patrick.

Patrick Jr.: Yeah, it was fun.

Patrick: Ok, good. You did a good job, Squidward, here's your payment (hands him 20 dollars)

Squidward: Wow, thanks. Call me when you need me to babysit again.

Patrick Jr.: (burps out a tentacle, causing Squidward to get wide-eyed, ending the episode)