Bike Chase (transcript)

Narrator:It is an early morning in Bikini Bottom.

(Squidward is reading the Fab and Fancy magazine)

Squidward:Hmm, what? They have it? Finally, canned bread, at the Barg'n Mart! I should go as early as possible.

(Squidward gets outside on his bike)

SpongeBob:Squidward, want to go jellyfishing?

Squidward:No! I've gotta make it to Barg'n Mart as soon as possible.

(Squid rides his bike until he gets to Jellyfish Fields)

SpongeBob:Are you sure you don't want to go jellyfishing?

Squidward:That would be the last thing in the sea I would do today, SpongeBob.

(Squidward rides off the bike path)

Policeman:Riding off the bike path, eh?

(He gives Squidward a ticket and Squid gets mad)

Patrick:Come on Squid, come jellyfish with us!

Squidward:No.

Patrick:Squid doesn't want to play with us.

SpongeBob:No Pat, he's just nervous.

(He rides off the bike path into a kelp maze)

Policeman:People never learn their lesson.

(Gives Squidward a ticket)

Squidward:Okay, I don't see them. Now I can...

Patrick:Stop! Stop!

Squidward:Ahhh!

(stops immeadietly)

Patrick:Here's a ticket for not jellyfishing.

Squidward:Not jellyfishing, what?

(Squidward pulls off officer cap, realizes it's Patrick)

Squidward:Patrick!

(Pat runs to SpongeBob)

Patrick:I think he's onto us.

(They run a little, Squidward runs a little, Policeman comes and leaves a ticket on Squidward's bike for being off the bike path, Squidward comes back)

Squidward:What, another ticket?

(Squid gets angry)

Squidward:I need to get out of here!

SpongeBob and Patrick:Hey, Squidward!

Squidward:Ahhh!

Squidward:SpongeBob, what are you doing?

SpongeBob:Do you want to go

SpongeBob and Patrick:Jellyfishing?

Squidward:No? SpongeBob, can you just leave me alone for some time?

SpongeBob:Squidward, how about you buy your canned bread, and on your way to your house, you can come jellyfishing?

Squidward:Gee, SpongeBob, that is a great idea.

(Laughs several times. Policeman comes)

Policeman:Ccccck.

(Gives Squidward another ticket. Rides to Barg'n Mart)

Squidward:Finally, Barg'n Mart.

(He parks his bike. Walks inside. Policeman comes and puts a ticket on the bike for not parking at the bike rack)

Squidward:Ahhh, here we go, canned bread.

(He checks out, but this is not shown. Gets to his bike)

Squidward:What? Another ticket?

(Squidward shows a staring face. Next scene Squidward is on the bike path)

Squidward:Those barnacle heads made me get 6 tickets already. I just need to ignore them.

(Now he's in Jellyfish Fields)

SpongeBob:Time to come jellyfishing Squidward!

Squidward:Just ignore them Squiddy, now where's a good escape route?

(Rides off bike path. Policeman comes and gives Squidward a ticket)

Squidward:Alright, now I can see them coming.

(Struggles to reach the pedials and handles.)

Squidward:I can't reach anything.

(Takes off all the buckets and bike tips over. Policeman comes and gives Squidward a ticket. Shoves it in his pocket)

Squidward:I just have to stay on the alert. Ah ha! I'll go through Jellyfish Fields! Is the policeman around?

(Looks around)

Squidward:Nope. Now I can go...

(Policeman comes and gives Squidward another ticket. Next scene Squidward is off his bike)

Squidward:If I get one more ticket, I'll go to jail.

(Cry sound)

Squidward:I've got it. I'll walk home.

(Walks a little and accidently steps on two of the policeman's flowers)

Squidward:Flowers?

(Policeman sees this and comes)

Policeman:This is your tenth ticket, so your going to prison.

(Gives Squidward a ticket. Next scene Squidward is in a prison cell)

Squidward:Look at the bright side Squiddy, I can still have my canned bread, and no more SpongeBob and Patrick. No more SpongeBob and Patrick, no more SpongeBob and Patrick, NO MORE SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK!

(Laughs happily)

SpongeBob:Hi Squidward.

Squidward:Ahh! SpongeBob and Patrick, what are you doing here?

SpongeBob:We are going to visit you here for a couple hours until you are out of prison!

Squidward:Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh!

(Episode ends)