User blog:Ponyo Fan/Ponyo Fan's Unsolved Mysteries: Episode 1: The Sandra/Squidward Mystery

Hello, and welcome to Ponyo Fan's Unsolved Mysteries. That is definitely an original name, so don't ask where I got it from because it is totally original. This blog show will be about mysteries around this wiki, and outside of the wiki.

Today, we will be discussing the incident of two users on this wiki, Sandra Cheeks and Squidward Tentacles.

Sandra Cheeks first edited on the wiki on October 20, 2011. She showed her potential with her excellently written series, Sandy Adventures, and quickly became an admin on the wiki. However, her last edit mysteriously occurred on January 3, 2012, and her last visit to the wiki was at 7:04 am EST, January 13, 2012.

Squidward Tentacles first edited on the wiki on March 22, 2011, but mysteriously began regularly editing on the wiki on October 20, 2011, the same day Sandra Cheeks first edited. Squidward Tentacles also made an excellently written series, Awkward, Octopus, and he may not have made his way up to admin, he still made it to rollback status, high respect, and if he would've been around a little longer, possibly admin status. His last edit mysteriously occurred on January 10, 2012, and his last visit was at 12:34 pm EST on the same day.

These users had very many similarities other then what was discussed. Some examples:

1. Both users mysteriously disappeared in January 2012.

2. Both users created Nick Jr. spinoffs.

3. Both users used a similar grammar style (as in, really, really good, seriously, better then mine).

4. The users seemed to edit at the same wikis.

5. Possibly the biggest one, both users had their birthdays down as May 1.

Now, I have composed three theories for this.

'''Theory #1: These users had nothing to do with each other. They were simply people who became good friends via Wikia, and everything related about them is an odd coincidence.'''

'''Theory #2: The users are friends/relatives in real life, possibly twins. The twins would explain their birthday being on the same date, and Squidward Tentacles and Sandra Cheeks seemed to have a friendship that expanded outside of Wikia.'''

'''Theory #3: Squidward Tentacles and Sandra Cheeks are the same person, and this was all sockpuppetry. This leaves two major questions though: Why would they sockpuppet? They were respected members of the wiki on both accounts and neither was ever used for vandalism. Did they want to be respected twice as much? And my biggest question, which one is the real one?'''

That's all for Ponyo Fan's Unsolved Mysteries today. Coming whenever: Episode 2, The Max Headroom Hijacking Incident of 1987. Ponyo Fan (talk) 23:24, April 28, 2013 (UTC)