Explosive Nights: The Shocking Finale

Explosive Nights: The Shocking Finale is the fifth episode of the spin-off, Sworn to Secrecy, the fifth episode of season one, and the first special of the spin-off and of season one. In this special, the Explosive Nights trilogy is ended in the epic battle to save the agency and Squidward. The return of the Bomb Band, Brandon Bass, and other zealous enemies return to finally defeat the ERGBB once and for all. Yet, can the team save the day...and their town?

Characters

 * SpongeBob SquarePants
 * Sandy Cheeks
 * Squidward Tentacles
 * Patrick Star
 * Oscar Stonefish
 * Brandon Bass
 * Bomb Band Members
 * Herman (BB1; name revealed)
 * Miscellaneous Agents
 * Male Agent 1
 * Male Agent 2
 * Male Agent 3
 * Female Agent
 * Female Agent 2
 * Bartender
 * Security Guard

Transcript

 * [episode begins at the agency; Oscar is walking down the hallway with his trench coat on his shoulder; he walks by several offices lit by lamps, some containing fish, others not; the windows of the office reveal it is nighttime, and many lights from downtown can be seen; Oscar walks by Squidward's office, seeing him working vigorously; he passes by, yet stops his walk]
 * Oscar: [to self] Did I just see Squidward...working? [steps back to Squidward's office] So, you've decided to step up your game, huh?
 * Squidward: [writing vigorously] I have to, or else the Bomb Band and Brandon Bass will be out there doing who knows what crimes throughout town. [drops pencil; grips arms] Ah! My arm!
 * Oscar: Ah, the pencil death grip. [nods] Good times. Good times.
 * SpongeBob: [walks to door frame] Guess what a fish says when it hits a wall. It's the same thing an ERGBB agent says when he can't find out where an enemy is: dam. [walks into office; sits in chair] Did you come up with anything, Squidward.
 * Squidward: What do you take me for? Some type of genius? [turns around and picks up pencil] No, I haven't found anything yet. [growls] How do you find something with no evidence.
 * SpongeBob: Wrong, my squid. [stands up; holds up item with BB on it] Remember when we were at the warehouse that morning?
 * [flashback begins; SpongeBob narrates; scene begins at the remains of the warehouse, where Patrick has discovered an object from the water]
 * SpongeBob: When Patrick found that object and we saw the BB, we thought it was the Bomb Band.
 * [flashback switches to the Bomb Band Headquarters, where Patrick is holding the box]
 * SpongeBob: Yet later, we found that it wasn't only the Bomb Band, but none other than Brandon Bass.
 * [back to present day]
 * Squidward: Tell me something I don't know, SpongeBob. We need to figure this out.
 * SpongeBob: Allow me to finish. If Brandon works for the government, then he might be able to grab a considerably large team. Not to mention countless others from the Bomb Band.
 * Squidward: What got you that idea?
 * SpongeBob: In the warehouse, when we trapped inside, the note said "we", which we assume means their team up. Also, they claimed it was "their job". I think they're being brainwashed by Brandon and the Bomb Band.
 * Squidward: Fair accussation. But how do we find them?
 * SpongeBob: What do you take me for? Some type of genius? [plops down in seat]
 * Oscar: How long do you think you guys might be here figuring this out?
 * Squidward: All night if we have to, Oscar.
 * SpongeBob: All night?! Are you crazy. [stands up] I don't know about you, Squidward, but I have a daughter alone at home. [grabs clam-phone] I best be on my way. [walks away; stops at door hinge] I wish all the luck, Squidward. [leaves room]
 * Squidward: [throws pencil at wall] Great! Just great! And then there were two: Patrick and I.
 * Oscar: Don't you mean three?
 * Squidward: Three? Well, I assume that you would want to go back to your family as well, huh, Oscar?
 * Oscar: Are you kidding me? They're the reason I actually want to go to work in the mornings. [chuckles; puts down coat] Let's see what we have so far.
 * Squidward: Well, SpongeBob, before he stormed off, pretty much summed it up. [sighs] But all we need to know is where the Bomb Band and Brandon are.
 * Patrick: [walks into room] Ah, but we do know, Squidward. [places stack of papers on desk] When I was in the inbox downloading the file from my computer to the USB...
 * [flashback begins; Patrick narrates; scene is in the air vent of the inbox room in the government meeting hall]
 * Patrick: Downloading, downloading...[camera cuts to reveal computer screen; Patrick begins narrating] On the computer screen, I saw a default setting called "P1TrackOP", a computer proxy that allows the firewall and Internet protocol to be tracked to a specific location.
 * Squidward: [offscreen] What does this do for us?
 * Patrick: Let me finish. This proxy has led me to believe that the computer was somewhere in the warehouse before the explosion occurred.
 * Oscar: [offscreen] You mean that Brandon and/or the Bomb Band was inside the warehouse before it exploded?
 * Patrick: It would seem so. I think they used the computer to activate the bomb. But, according to the updated proxy, the computer should be somewhere in the downtown area at some place known as...
 * [scene cuts to a bar downtown known as "The Beer Bottle; the camera cuts to a bar, where many fish are sitting, including SpongeBob]
 * SpongeBob: [on phone] What do you mean you won't be home until eleven. What about Jessica?! [pause] Well, I'm still at work. Why can't you just get off of work? [pause] Oh, forget it! [hangs up] Hey, waiter! Hit me with another!
 * Bartender: I'd say you've had to many with that tone of voice. [begins wiping glass] What's troubling?
 * SpongeBob: Oh, it's my wife and her insane work hours. [sighs] I have a no-so-little one at home. [receives drink] Who knows what she's doing. [drinks drink]
 * Bartender: You never know, right? [chuckles]
 * SpongeBob: [shakes head] Nope. [looks around; sees a male fish on computer] Hey, I didn't know that you guys have Internet connection in here.
 * Bartender: [looks at male fish with computer] Hmm? That's weird. We haven't had Wi-Fi in years.
 * SpongeBob: [pushes tongue to side of mouth] Huh?
 * Waiter: [walks toward male fish] Ah, Mr. Bass. What brings you here again?
 * SpongeBob: [reaches to back of pocket] I'm actaully glad I left work today. [stands up] Brandon Bass, you're under arrest!
 * Brandon: [pushes waiter to ground] I'll take that Cod Delight to go, sir. [grabs gun from pocket; shoots at SpongeBob; people begins fleeing the bar]
 * SpongeBob: [jumps out of way of approacing bullets; hides behind booth; takes out laser pointer] Thought this would come in handy. [points laser gun at Brandon's gun, disentegrating it] Ha!
 * Bartender: Goodness! [presses red button, sounding alarm]
 * SpongeBob: Nice work. [grabbed by collar by Brandon; hit in nose and into booth]
 * Brandon: You begin to bore me, sponge! [kicks SpongeBob under table]
 * SpongeBob: Oof. [hits ground under table]
 * Brandon: Time to play a new game. [grabs SpongeBob's legs; slams SpongeBob into side of other booth] How about the one where you don't make it out of this bar?
 * SpongeBob: [slips Brandon; stands up, grunting] Sorry. Don't think I'm a fan of that game. [picked up and thrown into table] Oof! [looks up at Bomb Band Member One] Oh, it's you.
 * Bomb Band Member 1: You?! [picks up SpongeBob; throws him into another table] I'm not a "you!" I'm the leader of the notorious Bomb Band! I'm...Herman!
 * SpongeBob: [kicks Herman in stomach; punches Herman in nose] Herman? [turns and kicks Herman to the ground] I would have suspected you to have a more menacing name. [shakes head] Not really feeling Herman.
 * Brandon: [offscreen] Then how about Brandon? [attempts to punch SpongeBob]
 * SpongeBob: [grabs approaching arm; leaps off of table and swings Brandon in table, knocking him to the ground] Not feeling that either.
 * Bartender: [holding back Herman] I got him! Hold off that Bass guy!
 * Brandon: [stands up] I'll have you know I was the former mayor of this great town!
 * SpongeBob: Former for a reason, Brandon. [attempts to punch Brandon]
 * Brandon: [blocks punch; kicks SpongeBob in back of knee; picks up SpongeBob and throws him to ground] Who asked you?! No, if you excuse me, I have other business to attend to. [walks over SpongeBob]
 * SpongeBob: [stands up, holding leg] Oh yeah. Like what?
 * Brandon: None of your business, sponge. The grown-ups are talking business. You wouldn't know anything about that.
 * SpongeBob: Well, I know one thing. You can't have business without...[picks up glass] a computer. [pours drink on computer]
 * Brandon: No! [held back by bartender]
 * Bartender: It had to be done, guy! [throws Brandon into wall] Now get out of my brewery.
 * Herman: [kicks bartender down] Not until we take out the trash. [charges toward SpongeBob, pushing him into the side of a booth] This is my house, sponge! My house! [picks up SpongeBob] So I suggest you leave. [throws SpongeBob out of window, shattering the glass]
 * SpongeBob: [lands on ground outside of bar] Augh! [takes out walkie-talkie] Back...up...needed. Come...quick...ly. [head falls to ground]
 * [scene cuts to the Bikini Bottom Hospital; SpongeBob is sitting on a chair in a medical room]
 * Nurse Nancy: He's waking up, you guys.
 * SpongeBob: [grunts; camera pans out to SpongeBob's face, revealing a scar] Huh? [sees Nurse Nancy] Where am I?
 * Sandy: You're in...
 * SpongeBob: Wait a minute. I know where I am, but why am I here?
 * Patrick: You were in a fight with Brandon Bass and one of the Bomb Band members. You got thrown through a window and got knocked out...cold.
 * SpongeBob: I was? [shakes head] Wait. I was. I remember now. Brandon had a computer. A computer, which he was using to...well, I don't know.
 * Squidward: You don't know?
 * SpongeBob: Well, I kind of...well, destroyed it.
 * Squidward: Define "destroy".
 * Patrick: Allow me to do the honors. It means, in a fit a panic, SpongeBob decided to destroy the computer, therefore ruining what small chance of relocating the Bomb Band and Brandon. [sarcastically] Way to go.
 * SpongeBob: Like you would have done any better? I had no choice. Brandon claimed he had "business" to do. Whatever that means.
 * Patrick: [yells] What else could it mean?! [growls] It means that Brandon and the Bomb Band are plotting to destroy us! Maybe even the entire town! How could you be so blind?
 * SpongeBob: Maybe because I was focusing on not trying to die! Which, by the way, didn't do.
 * Patrick: Well, stop acting like you are! Focus on the obvious, SpongeBob. How are we going to find them now?
 * Sandy: Uh...I have a plan, I guess. But it probably won't work.
 * Squidward: Spit it out, Sandy.
 * Sandy: We can always try the government building. They could be plotting in the meeting room.
 * SpongeBob: I do love a good trip to the government building. [rubs hands] It's time to take down some bad guys!
 * [rest of the team begin exchanging unsure looks]
 * SpongeBob: What?
 * Squidward: SpongeBob, you've just lost to taking on a Bomb Band member and Brandon.
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, single-handedly. But now, we have the numerical advantage! Four against two. We can take them down easily.
 * Patrick: You're right, SpongeBob. It will be four. Me, Sandy, Squidward...and Oscar. You're not coming along in your condition.
 * SpongeBob: Condition? [walks toward Patrick] What do you mean condition? Ow. [looks at ankle with brace] What's this?
 * Patrick: You hit your ankle when you collided with that booth. It's banged up pretty bad.
 * SpongeBob: But I'm fine, guys. I can do this.
 * Patrick: No, SpongeBob. It's best for you to go home and heal. We'll go and take them on with Oscar.
 * SpongeBob: No, you're not!
 * Oscar: [steps into room] Oh, yes they are, SpongeBob. Unfortanetly, you cannot make that decision. But I can, and so can the hospital, and they say you're not medically clear to fight. And I say you're not going.
 * SpongeBob: Who gives a clamshell about medical reports?! I'm going. Not for myself, not for you all, but for the fate of the city.
 * Squidward: We'll take care of the fate of the city. You take care of yourself.
 * Oscar: He's right. Go home, SpongeBob.
 * SpongeBob: But...
 * Oscar: [firmly] Go home...or you're fired!
 * SpongeBob: [pauses; sighs and growls] Fine. [stomps out of room]
 * Oscar: [sighs] Come on. We better get a move on. [stops at door arch] We might want to go out the back door.
 * [scene cuts to SpongeBob's pineapple; SpongeBob is parking in his yard; Jessica and SpongeBob's wife, Madecine, are looking out of the window]
 * Madecine: Look who decided to show up, honey. Go upstairs. Daddy and I need a little talk.
 * Jessica: [sighs] Fine, but I'm doing homework upstairs, so keep it quiet. [runs upstairs]
 * Madecine: No promises, honey.
 * [SpongeBob enters the door shortly after]
 * Madecine: Where were you?
 * SpongeBob: At work.
 * Madecine: [stops SpongeBob] Where were you really? [gasps] And why do you have a scar on your face?!
 * SpongeBob: I told you I was at work.
 * Madecine: Well, that doesn't really answer my question.
 * SpongeBob: Fine. I got into a fight with a bad guy. So what? That's my job, right?
 * Madecine: And it's my job as your wife to know what's happened in your day.
 * SpongeBob: Well why don't you take tonight and tomorrow off, huh? Or do you have to have more overtime?
 * Madecine: Don't start with me. You know we have to make this income!
 * SpongeBob: Income?! We can pay the bills! We can afford food! We can afford everything we need and you're talking to me about income?!
 * Madecine: Business comes first, honey. You know that!
 * SpongeBob: Good that you know that. Maybe you can understand that's why I couldn't be here. [walks upstairs]
 * Madecine: And where do you think you're going?!
 * SpongeBob: To dress my wound.
 * Madecine: Good. Maybe you can apologize to Jessica while you're at it.
 * SpongeBob: Why? To apologize for having to work past eleven? How about you go first. [walks into bathroom; to self] Why do I find a way to bring my work home? [sighs]
 * [scene cuts to the government building; the team is walking through the hallway toward the meeting room]
 * Patrick: Have we been walking for ages?
 * Sandy: Seems like it. Are we even going the right way, SpongeBob? Check your map.
 * Patrick: Sorry, Sandy. I don't think he heard quite heard you from his pineapple.
 * Sandy: [sighs] How else will we know how to get to the meeting room?
 * Oscar: Come on! Use your heads! [walks to map directory] Just use this directory! Gosh. Without SpongeBob, you guys can't even focus on the obvious.
 * Squidward: Talk about your irony.
 * Oscar: Here we are. [points to large square on map] It's down the hall and to the right.
 * Squidward: But that's guarded by security guards. How will get to the room now?
 * Oscar: You guys are kidding me, right?
 * [scene cuts to the team and Oscar, crawling through the air vents]
 * Patrick: Hey, guys. There's something about these air vents I need to remember. I just don't remember what.
 * Sandy: I'm sure it's nothing. If it were, SpongeBob would have reminded us before he stormed off.
 * Oscar: Are you sure about that? He wasn't in the most helpful mood.
 * Patrick: True. [turns right] But there's still something we need to remember.
 * Squidward: He could be right. What say you, Oscar? Oscar? Oscar?
 * [team falls down the air vents and into a jail cell]
 * Oscar: [looks at team] Yep. Here I am, guys.
 * Patrick: [wipes self off] Just great. Here's what I wanted to remember yet now it comes to bite me in the...rear end.
 * Sandy: Well, what do we do now?
 * Patrick: I'd say signal some help. Absorbent help if you know what I mean.
 * Oscar: SpongeBob can't help us. He's in blind fury. What motive could possibly make him want to save us?
 * [light comes on in the cell and in the hallway from the cell, revealing Brandon and the Bomb Band members]
 * Brandon: Hello there.
 * Patrick: [gulps] I'd say our lives.
 * [scene cuts to the next morning; SpongeBob is sleeping on a large mattress-like couch]
 * Jessica: Dad. Dad. Dad! [SpongeBob awakens] Dad, I'm late for school and you're late for work. Mom already left, so you're stuck with me.
 * SpongeBob: Huh? What?! [jumps up] I'm late for work? [realization] Wait a minute. No I'm not. [gets back on mattress couch] They don't want me there.
 * Jessica: Maybe not, but I still have to get to school.
 * SpongeBob: [sighs] Fine. Get in the car. I'll be there in a minute.
 * Jessica: Dad, we don't have a minute. School's half over. [pulls SpongeBob up] Come on.
 * [scene cuts to the boat drive; SpongeBob ias driving Jessica to school]
 * SpongeBob: We're almost there. Just around the corner. [turns left]
 * Jessica: Good, because my perfect attendance record is on the line.
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, I know. [stops car at red light] Ah, come on! [looks around] If this isn't going to take forever...[sees government building; to self] I wonder what happened there last night.
 * Jessica: Happened where?
 * SpongeBob: Over there. The government building. My team went there and sent me home. I wonder what happened. [presses button on boat]
 * Jessica: Are you syncing the agency database to the radio again?
 * SpongeBob: I have to find out what happened.
 * Male Agent: [on other line] Oh, it's SpongeBob, guys. SpongeBob, have you seen your team lately?
 * SpongeBob: Not at all. The last I knew of their whereabouts was at the government building.
 * Male Agent: They could be in trouble. I'll send out some agents to the building.
 * SpongeBob: Hmm. [pauses; looks around] Maybe you won't have to. [presses button; begins speeding] Sorry, honey. Looks like that perfect attendance award will have to wait until next quarter.
 * Jessica: There is no next quarter, dad.
 * SpongeBob: Well then, always next year, right? [parks the car, making a squealing sound] Stay in here. I'll go in. If I don't come out within five minutes, you know what to do.
 * Jessica: Shouldn't I give you extended time? It's a big building.
 * SpongeBob: [sighs] Okay. Ten minutes, but that's the highest I'm going. [shuts door; runs into government building]
 * [scene cuts to SpongeBob, walking around the government building]
 * SpongeBob: Where's that meeting room? [looks at wall] Ah. The directory. [finds meeting room] There it is. [sees blue] Blue? [looks at key] Of course. Blue means the five-o. [facepalm] How am I going to get in there now? [looks around; looks up and sees vent] Perfect.
 * [scene cuts to the vents; SpongeBob is crawling through them]
 * SpongeBob: Let's see. It's just to the right of the vents. [turns right] Wait a minute. The right leads to a jail cell. [backs up] They couldn't have gone that way. [crawls to the left]
 * [camera pans down the air vent to the jail cell, which is empty; Patrick is sent flying into the steel bars]
 * Patrick: Oof! [dodges an approaching fist from Brandon] Why do you want us? [throws Brandon onto ground] We're just here to talk.
 * Brandon: Doesn't seem that way. [punches Patrick in Herman]
 * Herman: And why's that, pinky? [slams Patrick's back into leg] Why do we feel more fighting and hear less talking?
 * Sandy: [kicks Herman] Because we're too busy fighting off four goons trying to destroy Bikini Bottom.
 * Bomb Band Member 2: [throws Sandy in Squidward] Please. We don't care about Bikini Bottom. We care about something else.
 * Squidward: [pushes Sandy off of him] And what might that be?
 * Brandon: [charges toward Squidward] None of your business!
 * Squidward: [ducks; picks up Brandon and throws him to ground] I would say that is our business.
 * Brandon: [kicks up onto feet] Coming from the enemy. [swings Squidward toward Oscar]
 * Oscar: [backflips out of way of approaching Squidward] That doesn't explain how you were able to survive the explosion from the last time my team had a confrontation with you.
 * Brandon: [kicks Oscar to ground] I'll reveal in due time, Oscar. In due time. [throws an approaching Patrick into an approaching Sandy and Squidward] But for right now, my band and I have something else to take care of...that doesn't involve the likes of pesky agents. [begins walking away]
 * [scene cuts to SpongeBob, out of the vents, walking through a stairwell]
 * SpongeBob: [holding tracker] Metal walls really block the reception in here. Either that or there's a fight. According to the tracker, one of the receivers are broken. [sighs] Where are they?
 * Security Guard: [offscreen] Hey! You! [looking down two stairwells] You can't be down here!
 * SpongeBob: Says who? [runs down stairwell] Try and catch me, coppers! Ha ha ha! [hops onto stairrail; slides down stairrail] One of these doors has to lead to my team. [door in front of SpongeBob opens to Brandon and the Bomb Band] Looks like we have a winner. [flips over Brandon; looks at team] Guys! What happened?!
 * Patrick: [half-conscious] SpongeBob?! What are you doing here? You're supposed to be at your house with Jessi-ja-mima. [head falls to side]
 * SpongeBob: [runs to Patrick] Hang in there, team! Oscar?! They got you, too?
 * Oscar: [grunting] You shouldn't have come, kid. It's four against one. You have no chance.
 * Brandon: He's right! You can't defeat four able-bodied bad guys ready to take down one defenseless agent.
 * SpongeBob: [takes key from Oscar] You're right I have no chance. [backs up against jail cell] I give up. I surrender. [reaches one hand behind him inconspicuously; begins unlocking cage]
 * Herman: Finally we got the sponge to surrender. I thought I would never see the day.
 * Brandon: Why don't we celebrate, gents? [points hand squarely in front of himself] Bomb Band, attack!
 * Bomb Band Member 3: As you wish. [all Bomb Band members charge toward SpongeBob]
 * SpongeBob: [unlocks lock] Amateurs. [opens door and allows Bomb Band members in; quickly locks the door] Never trust a secret agent. [looks back at Brandon] Not much to do now, huh, Brandon?
 * Brandon: This isn't over, sponge! [claps hands; disappears]
 * SpongeBob: Don't worry, guys. I'll get some help.
 * Security Guard: [runs into room] Hey! What are you doing down...?!
 * SpongeBob: Yeah yeah yeah. I would love to hear the lecture, but my team kind of needs help here! [looks back] Oh yeah. And do something about those criminals back there. Something worse than a slap on the wrist.
 * Security Guard: [growls] Fine. [takes out walkie-talkie] I need a cab down here.
 * [scene cuts to outside of the government building; an ambulance is taking away the team except for SpongeBob]
 * Oscar: [being carried on a gurney by two nurses] Wait. I need to say something. [grunts; signals SpongeBob]
 * SpongeBob: Yes, Oscar? [walks to Oscar]
 * Oscar: Make sure you keep the agency in good hands for now. Okay?
 * SpongeBob: I will, Oscar. You heal good, okay?
 * Oscar: I will. This shouldn't take but three days, but you make sure the town is safe. [nurses carry Oscar away]
 * SpongeBob: [nods; to self] I will.
 * Jessica: [walks up] Are you okay, dad?
 * SpongeBob: I will be...if I can keep the town safe.
 * [scene cuts to the agency; SpongeBob is walking down the hallway, looking at all of the offices]
 * SpongeBob: [looks around] Check. Check. Check. Check. [looks at female fish, obviously procrastinating] Not check! Vannessa, what are you doing? Work ends tomorrow.
 * Vannessa: How can I work, SpongeBob? How can I work knowing that Oscar is in the hospital? Or that the town could be blown up in seconds? It's just a lot of fear and uncertainty right now.
 * SpongeBob: I understand. We all miss Oscar. But what he would want, even if there is an explosion in a minute, is for us to be burned to a crisp...all over the keyboard of the computer.
 * Vannessa: [hits SpongeBob with rolled up paper] Stop it! That's not funny!
 * SpongeBob: Stop being so worry. There's nothing to be worried about. The town is safe, the Bomb Band is behind bars, and I'm running the agency. What could go wrong? [leaves room; to self] Besides the obvious.
 * [scene cuts to a male fish, checking the pipes below the building]
 * Janitor: Why have pipes under a building? It still makes it part of the building to have it at the top. [sighs] Well, you get architects that go to community college...[hits pipe, yet hears echo] That's weird. There shouldn't be an echo. [taps pipes, yet hears echo] If there's an echo, that means the liquid has hardened. [takes out needle; sticks needle into pipe] 0.6 crystals per cubic inch?! [runs upstairs] SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob, come quick!
 * SpongeBob: [opens door to pipe room] What?! What is it?!
 * Janitor: Look for yourself. [shows SpongeBob needle]
 * SpongeBob: [gulps] Goodness. I need to evacuate the people.
 * Janitor: Do you want me to call the BRS?
 * SpongeBob: No. I don't want to cause a stir. All I need to evacuate all of the agents from the agency so that some trained agents and I can remove the bomb safely.
 * Janitor: What do I do?
 * SpongeBob: Uh...sweep the agents out...or something. Just evacuate them. I'll lasso up those agents.
 * [scene cuts to SpongeBob, walking back into the pipe room with select agents]
 * SpongeBob: And that's why I need you guys to help me with this.
 * Male Agent 2: So, why is a bomb inside of the pipe room?
 * SpongeBob: To blow up the place. Any other questions that are actually worth asking? No? Okay then. Let's get to work before it's too late.
 * Male Agent 3: Hey, I have a question. How do we know it's in the pipes?
 * SpongeBob: That's the thing. We don't, but the pipes will lead us to the epicenter of the bomb, therefore leading us to the bomb itself.
 * Female Agent: And how exactly are we going to track the bomb?
 * SpongeBob: Sodium perofluroxidized vapor detectors I will hand to each of you. No more questions. We need to get going. [takes off bar frame of air vent] Let's go. [crawls into air duct]
 * [the agents follow behind SpongeBob]
 * [scene cuts to inside the ducts; SpongeBob and the agents are searching the ducts with their trackers]
 * SpongeBob: [tracker continues to beep uncontrallably] Why is this thing still beeping? It's been going off for three minutes already.
 * Female Agent: Yeah. Mine too. It's as if we're right above the bomb.
 * Male Agent: Are you sure it's not in the pipes.
 * SpongeBob: We're far from the pipe room now. It has to be somewhere in the main lobby, which is where we are now.
 * Male Agent 2: Weird. My tracker hasn't gone off yet. Is it broken?
 * SpongeBob: I would hope not. We need all the detection we can if we want to save the agency, the agents, and at least a five-mile radius of Bikini Bottom.
 * Male Agent 2: [tracker begins beeping] Never mind. It's going off now.
 * SpongeBob: Great. I think we're above the bomb. [points to stairs in ducts] We can take the stairs to the floor then.
 * [SpongeBob and agents climb down the stairs]
 * [scene cuts to SpongeBob and the agents, exiting a door into the main lobby]
 * SpongeBob: Here we are. It might be below the floorboards. [notices beeper has stopped] Hmm. That's strange. My beeper stopped beeping.
 * Male Agent: Mine too.
 * Female Fish 2: Same here.
 * SpongeBob: It must have been that the bomb was inside of the ducts. And if that was the case, that means...it a aerated explosive.
 * Male Agent 3: What does that mean?
 * SpongeBob: It means that the explosion of that bomb will evaporate into the air and disentegrate anything that it is blown into. It acts like a flame thrower. The more air pushing on it, the farther it goes. This is worse than I could have ever imagined!
 * Male Agent: Worse than a bomb blowing up the agency?
 * SpongeBob: It'll be the same fate of the agency. We need to get back in the vents. [vent door shuts closed] Hey?! What's going on?! [attempts to pull door open, yet fails] What is this?
 * Male Agent: Okay. This is getting freaky.
 * SpongeBob: [turns around] Okay. Don't worry, everyone. Remain calm. [Brandon appears in front of SpongeBob]
 * Brandon: Remain calm?! [punches SpongeBob to ground] Remain calm?! [swings SpongeBob into wooden podium] How can we all remain calm when I'm about to destroy the agency. Not to mention a ten-mile radius!
 * SpongeBob: [comes out of podium] Why, Brandon? Just why? Haven't you fought enough agents for two days?
 * Brandon: Never enough, SpongeBob. [charges toward SpongeBob]
 * SpongeBob: [slips an approaching Brandon] Enough for me, though. [jumps onto Brandon; punches Brandon in nose] Get out of my agency! [punches Brandon again]
 * Brandon: No! [kicks SpongeBob off of him] Not until I wipe out the entire ERGBB agency! [looks at agents] That goes for you back there as well. [points around the room] I warning all of you! Now I must get going. Wouldn't want to miss an aerial sighting of the disentegration of the best agency in Bikini Bottom. [teleports out of the agency]
 * SpongeBob: [stands up] Aerial view? [looks at freight stairs] Got to get up there. [runs up freight stairs to the roof]
 * [scene cuts to SpongeBob, now on the roof of the agency]
 * SpongeBob: Where is it? Where is it? [sees helicopter, rising over the roof siding] Oh. There it is. [runs toward helicopter; presses button, activating the flight suit] I've been in a helicopter. Make a mental note of that. [flies besides the helicopter]
 * Brandon: Pilot! When is thing supposed to get to the government building?
 * Pilot: Oh, it'll be a good ten minutes.
 * SpongeBob: [offscreen] It might be a little longer than that, I assure you, Brandon. [camera reveals SpongeBob, flying beside a window in the helicopter] Stop this helicopter!
 * Brandon: Not in a million years.
 * SpongeBob: Then I guess you leave me no choice. [climbs up side of helicopter to the roof; takes out mine and sticks it to rotor shaft] Explosion on the shaft! [ducks; mine explodes, causing the rotor to snap off] Well, there was no other way. [jumps off helicopter; flies alongside the falling helicopter]
 * Brandon: What did he do?! [helicopter crashes into large factory building]
 * SpongeBob: [hovers above the damaged warehouse] Let's see the carnage, shall we? [glides into the warehouse] Brandon? Brandon? [looks around] Where could he have gone off to?
 * Brandon: [offscreen] Where else could I be, SpongeBob?! [kicks open helicopter door]
 * SpongeBob: [presses button, which gives SpongeBob his normal clothing] It was rhetorical, Brandon.
 * Brandon: I'll give you something rhetorical, sponge! Oh, boys!
 * SpongeBob: What boys?
 * [a wall of the warehouse is broken through; the Bomb Band and hundreds of other members come into the warehouse]
 * Brandon: Those guys. You didn't think the government officials wouldn't help out with the cause, did you? Troops! Attack!
 * Voice: [offscreen] Not so fast, Brandon!
 * [camera reveals an airplane, flying over the factory building; hundreds of fish begin jumping out of the bottom of it; all fish land into the warehouse]
 * SpongeBob: What's going on? [Oscar lands beside SpongeBob] Oscar? What are you doing here?
 * Oscar: Saving you from being obliterated. No one threatens my agency, but more importantly...my agents. They released me from the hospital. When I went back to the agency, I saw all of the agents outside. I knew this had to be Brandon's work. Agents! Attack!
 * [agents charge toward Brandon and his team; Brandon and his team charge toward the agents]
 * SpongeBob: My kind of party. [leaps in air; holds up foot; foot knocks down a government official]
 * Patrick: [punches opposing agent down] Ha! [throws charging agent into another] Oscar, who's getting Brandon? He's going to destroy the city. [opposing agent punches Patrick down]
 * Oscar: Leave that to me. [backflips over agent; feet kick Brandon to the ground] I got this lint licker.
 * Brandon: How dare you? [kicks up to feet; feet kick Oscar away, yet remains on his feet] If anyone here licks lint, it'll be your face on the carpet. [punches Oscar into wall]
 * Oscar: [kicks an approaching Brandon] Not unless I lose, which I won't. [leaps toward Brandon]
 * [scene cuts to SpongeBob, fighting off opposing agents]
 * SpongeBob: [kicks agent down] I need to get back to the agency before it burns down. Sandy, I'll need your help.
 * Sandy: [slips agent] I think I might need to stay here and help. I'll help you disable the bomb via walkie-talkie.
 * SpongeBob: Fair enough. [jumps; rockets fire from cufflings]
 * [scene cuts to SpongeBob, blasting toward the agency]
 * SpongeBob: Get in there! [dives into open door in roof; lands on floor; takes out walkie-talkie] Okay, Sandy. I'm in. What do I do?
 * Sandy: [on other line] Okay. First, what bomb is it?
 * SpongeBob: Aerated.
 * Sandy: Okay. Well, to get around the agency, it must be in the ducts.
 * SpongeBob: Right.
 * Sandy: But it would be near the fan, for that's the main source of, well...fanning.
 * SpongeBob: So, I'll have to get there. [climbs up duct stairs] Going there now. [climbs through ducts] Almost there, Sandy. I can hear it. What do I do when I get to the bomb?
 * Sandy: You'll have to disable it somehow. Like with another explosive.
 * SpongeBob: Can do, Sandy.
 * Herman: [heard offscreen] Can't do, spongecake! [kicks SpongeBob in face]
 * SpongeBob: Oof! [drops walkie-talkie]
 * Sandy: SpongeBob? SpongeBob! [Herman crushes walkie-talkie with foot]
 * SpongeBob: [kicks up, knocking Herman to the floor] What are you doing here, Herman?
 * Herman: [stands up] I wasn't going to let you save the day without some interference, did you, SpongeBob? [charges toward SpongeBob]
 * SpongeBob: [hops over Herman; throws mine onto Herman's back] I wasn't hoping so. Why can't you just leave it be, Herman? The day will be saved. You're done. Plan failed.
 * Herman: It's not over until it's over, sponge! Now surrender or feel the fist!
 * SpongeBob: I'd rather feel the fists. [punches Herman; Herman lifts SpongeBob and throws him to ground; kicked in stomach toward the fan] Oof!
 * Herman: There's something you should know, SpongeBob. [rubs hands] I never did want to join Brandon's team or the Bomb Band. I always wanted to defeat the team as a solo act. [charges toward SpongeBob]
 * SpongeBob: [stops fan by pressing button] You don't get it, do you, Herman? You never had to join either of those teams. [rolls from Herman's feet, causing him to slip behind the fan blades and onto the bomb]
 * Herman: Huh? [mine begins beeping]
 * SpongeBob: All you had to join was society. See you...[presses button on suit, giving SpongeBob the flight suit] on the flip side. [flies out of ducts and out of the roof of the agency]
 * [the agency explodes from behind him]
 * [scene cuts back to the warehouse, where Oscar is fighting Brandon]
 * Oscar: Do you hear that, Brandon? It's the sound of your plan being foiled.
 * Brandon: [jumps onto Brandon; hits Oscar in nose] This plan isn't over until it's over.
 * Oscar: [punches Brandon off of him] I would say it's over now. [stomps foot on Brandon's back; pulls up Brandon's hand] Brandon Bass, you under arrest for the attempt termination of a people and homocidal acts of terrorism. [places electric handcuffs on Brandon] That should hold you.
 * SpongeBob: [lands inside of factory] Looks like someone is getting behind bars...for good.
 * Oscar: Precisely.
 * Patrick: [rubs fist] Looks like that was the last of them...[rotates arm] if you know what I mean.
 * [scene cuts to SpongeBob's house]
 * Madecine: [comes in through door] I'm home, everyone. No need to throw a party.
 * SpongeBob: It's worth a party in my mind. [kisses Madecine on head]
 * Madecine: Ah, stop it, honey. We have company. Oh, Oscar!
 * Oscar: [walks in through door] Don't I get a kiss on my forhead?
 * SpongeBob: Oscar? What are you doing here?
 * Oscar: I came to discuss something with you.
 * [scene cuts to SpongeBob, sitting a seat adjacent to Oscar's]
 * Oscar: I just wanted to come and tell you that the agency has been repaired.
 * SpongeBob: Already? In half a day?
 * Oscar: I know people. [laughs] By the way, I recovered what I could from the damage. [takes out a photo from pocket] I already gave the rest of the team their stuff, but I saved the most indispensable for last. [hands SpongeBob photo]
 * SpongeBob: [looks at photo of Daniel, though slightly charred] It's my late son, Daniel.
 * Oscar: Yeah. I tried to save others like of Jessica and Madecine, but they were too far gone.
 * SpongeBob: Well, that's fine, Oscar. I see them everyday. But this. This is irreplaceable. I have others, but this was when he had taken his first steps. This is the only picture I have of this moment. [smiles] Thank you for saving it, Oscar.
 * Oscar: What can I say? He was like a son to me too.
 * SpongeBob: Yeah.
 * Oscar: [stands up] Well, I better hit the road. If I don't hurry, Sydney's won't let me in the house.
 * SpongeBob: [laughs] Well, I won't stop you.
 * Oscar: Thank you, SpongeBob. You take care, alright?
 * SpongeBob: I will Oscar. [Oscar walks to the door] Hey, Oscar. I just have one question.
 * Oscar: Ask away.
 * SpongeBob: Brandon's locked away tight, right?
 * Oscar: Very tight. Why do you asks?
 * SpongeBob: [chuckles] Well, he...he sort of scares me.
 * Oscar: '[laughs]'' Oh, man up.
 * SpongeBob: [laughs] Yeah. I will.
 * Oscar: [laughs] Good, because this isn't the first of our battles. There will be many more ahead of us.
 * SpongeBob: Yep. [pause] And we'll be ready for them.
 * [scene fades to black; episode ends]