User blog:Mrs Chanandler Bong/SBFW HIGH (NEW SPIN-OFF ANNOUNCEMENT)

Now this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute

Just sit right behind

I'll tell you how I became part of a school called SBFW High

ESB is where I was born and raised

In the comments were where I spent most of my days

Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool

And all insulting RedBomb outside of the school

When a couple of guys who were up to no good

They were making proposals (they weren't good!)

I told a dude to eat rocks and my mom had a fright

She said, "You better get your ass down right to SBFW High"

I begged and pleaded with her day after day

But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.

Got PB&J sandwich with c**, was like, "Frick it"

First class, yo, this is bad

Why does EB have to be an insufferable ass?

Is this what the people in SBFW High are like?

Hmm, this doesn't look right.

I got back to my house about 7 or 8

And I yelled to the cabbie, "Digest mountain"

I peeped my timetable

Gave it a stare

Oh, God, I really hope I don't spend a whole year there.

'SBFW HIGH: The New Series from the Jackasses that Brought You Better Days''. Coming June 10th, to a Preferred Brand of Internet-Accessing Electronic Device Near You.'''