Patrick Quits His Job At the CB

Patrick Quits His Job At the CB is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(A health inspector walks into the Chum Bucket.)

Plankton: Welcome to our humble abode, Mr. Inspector!

Patrick: Yeah, what he said!

Health Inspector: Can I have a menu?

Plankton: Sure!

(Plankton give the health inspector a menu.)

Health Inspector: Hmm... I'd like to try the Chummy Joe.

Plankton: (to Patrick) Get him a Chummy Joe, pronto!

Patrick: My name's not Pronto. It's Patrick.

Plankton: Just go!

(Patrick gets a Chummy Joe and gives it to Plankton, who then gives it to the health inspector. The health inspector takes a bite out of the Chummy Joe then spits it out.)

Health Inspector: That was the worst thing I ever tasted! I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to condemn your restaurant.

Plankton: What?

Health Inspector: I'm shutting this palce down before you kill somebody with this stuff you call food.

Plankton: Oh, come on! Nobody's died from my chum in almost a week now!

(The health inspector leaves. Plankton throws the rest of the Chummy Joe into the trash.)

Patrick: So, when do I get paid?

Plankton: Never.

Patrick: Then I quit!

Plankton: There's nothing to quit from. The Chum Bucket is no more.

Patrick: Darn you, title! You've tricked me again!

(What a twist!)