Virgo

Virgo is a SpongeBob SquarePants Astrology with Squidward short. In this short, Squidward talks about the sign.

Characters

 * Squidward Tentacles
 * Pearl Krabs

Synopsis
Squidward welcomes the viewer to "Astrology with Squidward" and introduces the viewer to Virgo, the sign of the virgin. He explains that the that the typical Virgo is "smart, sophisticated, kind, and gets the job done without complaining". Squidward predicts that the Virgos will experience another week of their life, within the coming week. Squidward closes the short with "I'm Squidward, your Nicktoon astrologer, reminding you to always where your seatbelt" and begins playing his clarinet.

Transcript

 * Narrator: And now, Astrology With Squidward.


 * Squidward: [plays clarinet] Welcome to Astrology with Squidward, today we'll be looking at Virgo, sign of the virgin. Most damn fools are Virgos. If you're a Virgo, I bid you good luck in life. The typical Virgo is smart, sophisticated, kind, and gets the job done without complaining, a bit like myself. My prediction for Virgo within the coming week, is that you'll experience another week of your life. [gong crashes] I'm Squidward, your Nicktoon astrologer, reminding you to always where your seatbelt. [plays clarinet again]