Absolute

Transcript
(Episode opens at the table)

Granite: We really need to get home.

Steve: True. We need to do that. But first, Vanessa has been voted out 3 - 0.

Vanessa: Wait don’t these guys have to vote?

Steve: You are by yourself since Purple was already voted off, so you’re automatically gone.

Vanessa: Nooooooooo!

Granite: Get out of here.

(Vanessa walks quietly to the rocket)

Granite: Okay! So let’s get to our next challenge!

Steve: Which is a fun game of musical chairs!

Jenkins: That’s it?

Steve: Except you get electrocuted if you don’t get into a chair!

Triton: Well that sounds painful.

Keanu: I lost a finger by choice, not sure how this can be any worse.

Granite: I chose the music.

(Everybody gathers around the 11 chairs that have been moved next to the table)

Speakers: BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO!

Jenkins: GODDAMMIT!

(The music instantly stops but Granite pulls away another chair causing Grandpa SquarePants to fall and break a hip)

Steve: OH NO! Grandpa SquarePants are you gonna be okay?

Grandpa SquarePants: Kid I’ve been through so much worse.

Granite: Well HBRS and Grandpa SquarePants are both out because I pranked them.

(Granite pulls a chair away)

Speaker: *music*

Triton: Oh hey, this is a total bop.

Girly Teengirl: What a coincidence, I love this song too!

Triton: Hey Girly Teengirl would it be alright if you gave up you chair for me?

Girly Teengirl: *blushing* anything for you Triton.

Triton: Okay, sweet!

(Triton coughs an evil laugh)

Granite: Girly Teengirl is out!

Speaker: *Minecraft music*

Steve: This is my jam.

(Granite pulls a chair out)

Jenkins: Uhhhh, maybe this chair!

(Jenkins gets a chair, and Sully can’t seem to find another one)

Sully: How did I get beat by this old guy?

Krabs: SULLY THERE’S A CHAIR NEXT TO ME QUICK GET IT BEFORE MOTLU!

(Sully jumps into the chair and Motlu slips on a random banana and hits his head against the wall)

Granite: Jeez this challenge is dangerous. Motlu unfortunately you’re out.

Motlu: Do I get more screen time when we merge?

Granite: No. I hate you.

Keanu: It’s okay Motlu, I’ll win this for us.

Motlu: Thanks bro.

(Steve pulls a chair away)

Speaker: *NIRVANA*

Gale Doppler: Hey guys the weather outside is quite NiCe today!

Perch: Stop talking like that.

(Perch takes the last spot as the music stops)

Gale Doppler: Ouch Perch, message received!

Granite: Five are down, six are left. We’re down to Sully, Krabs, Triton, Keanu, Jenkins, and Perch.

Perch: Yeah well the news today says that I’m going to win.

Speaker: *skrillex*

(The music instantly stops and everybody is able to get a chair except Jenkins)

Jenkins: Awww man, now I’m probably going up for elimination again!

Triton: You got that right old man.

Jenkins: Hey! Jerk.

Granite: Next round is double elimination so I’m pulling away TWO chairs.

Keanu: Oh boy.

Speaker: *Rasputin*

Keanu: I MUST WIN.

(The music stops and Keanu, Perch, and Krabs are able to get spots, eliminating Sully and Triton)

Triton: Oh come on! These guys are just too good!

Perch: The news is always good kid.

Speaker: *MILK AND COOKIES MMMM YUMMY*

Perch: I need to win this!

(Keanu is unable to get a spot)

Keanu: Aw man!

Motlu: It’s okay man you tried!

Speaker: *Electric Zoo 10 hour remix*

Granite: We’ve got ourselves a showdown between Mr. Krabs and Perch!

(The music stops and Mr. Krabs takes the chair and wins)

Granite: Mr. Krabs wins! Alright so since we’re already in the elimination room who do you want to nominate?

Krabs: Here I’m going to nominate Keanu and Motlu as well as Jenkins and SquarePants. How has nobody thought of this yet?

Granite: Well you once again heard it here first guys, go vote out either Keanu and Motlu or Krabs and Jenkins!

Which iconic duo will be up for eviction next? Keanu Reeves and Motlu Jenkins and Grandpa SquarePants