It's Bond, Sponge Bond.

"It's Bond, Sponge Bond" is the pilot episode of Sponfge Bond. It is paired with "Our Enemy Is A Bug?"

Plot
It is a normal day when Spongebob and Patrick find out that they are going to become secret agents. They go to the abandoned hideout to find Sandy.

Transcript
Narrator: Welcome to episode one of Sponge Bond. Today Spongebob and Patrick become cer agents. Over to you boys!

(Scene cuts to Krusty Krab)

Voice: I need my hands on that secret formula!

Spongebob: (Turns on light) Mr. Krabs, why are you stealing your own formula?

Mr. Krabs: Didn't you hear the theme song?

Spongebob: You mean 'Who Lives In A Pineapple Under The Sea?'

Mr. Krabs: Nope

Spongebob: 'We Are The Snails?'

Mr. Krabs: NO! Er.. I mean, (coughs) I have been thinking, the formula has almost slipped ot of my hands and fell into Plankton's every time.

Spongebob: Oh No!

Mr. Krabs: So I need two smart boys, maybe one dumb to guard it and solve other problems.

Spongebob: (excited) I could do it!

Mr. Krabs: Good! Bring your pink friend here in five minutes.

Spongebob: Got it!

(Scene cut's to the outside of Patrick's rock.)

Spongebob: (Knocks)

Patrick: (Opens up) What?

Spongebob: We are going to be spys!

Patrick: Yippee! So we should go to that red guy's restraunt.

Spongebob: Of course.

(Scene go's back to Krusty Krab)

Mr. Krabs: Glad your here. I'm not really a fan of James Bond so I heard Sandy knows alot about spy's. I want you to go to the wild west. There should be a place called The Abandoned Hideout. Sandy's there. She will tell you everything you need to know.

Spongebob: I think I got it, but just in case, tell me the whole thing again I wasnt listening.

Mr. Krabs: Aar! goto the wild west, there should be a place called the abandoned hideout, Sandy will tell you how to be spys.

Patrick: Got it!

Mr. Krabs: Bye Spongebob.

Spongebob: It's bond, Sponge Bond.

Spongebob:to the patty wagon!

(Spongebob and Patrick take a lift round back that leads to a garage. They get out the lift and drive to the wild west in the patty wagon.)

(Scene cut's to wild west)

Patrick: So were looking for a something hideout.

Spongebob: It's the abandoned hideout.

Patrick: Look there it is!

Sandy: (Walks out hideout) Hi there! I heard your krabby friend wants me to teach you how to be spys.

Spongebob and Patrick: Yes!

Sandy: Well it's easy. Just do what Mr. Krabs tells you to do and use these gadgets. The manual is inside the bag.

Spongebob: Thanks.

Sandy: Oh and take the spy phone.

Spy Phone: Spongebob? Patrick? This is krabs. Terrible news, Plankton stoll me formula! It's up to you to retrieve it.

(Episode 1b starts)