Boys Do Cry

Boys Do Cry

As Bikini Bottom thinks Plankton is possessed, the gang moves to Texas.

Season: 5 Episode: 15

Total Episode Count: 95

'''Prod. no.''': 5ACX10

Featuring: Sandy, Plankton, SpongeBob

Also Appearing: Pearl, Patrick, Squidward, Fred, Billy, Mayor Johnny East, Jenkins, Barbara Winsky, RJ, Jesus Christ, Monroe Bobber, Bob Bobber, Deamus, Sneakers O'Toole, Super Devil, Chuck Norris, Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Christine Brinkley, The Lynches, Duke Dillon, Dallas Houston, Debbie, S&M cow, Dixie Ann Thomas, Texas Youth Club, Gilbert Gottfried

Plot: Sandy gets a job as the new organist for the church, which makes her decide to convince her friends to start attending sermons on Sundays. After Plankton drinks too much Communion wine and throws it up, the town of Bikini Bottom believes him to be possessed by Satan. When the preist wants to exorcise him, the gang escapes to Sandy's sister Carol's house in Texas.

SpongeBob fits in with the cowboys, but Squidward can't stand Texas life (though he does enjoy shooting). While Plankton, disguised as a girl under the name Stephanie Shelly, enters a "Little Miss Texas" pagent, Pearl and Patrick sneak into George W. Bush's house to steal his underwear as part of an initiation into an after-school club. Eventually, Bikini Bottom gives up its search for Plankton because of the finding of a new Satan (Super Devil), but Sandy, hoping to instill moral values in her friends, neglects to mention it.

Things turn sour when SpongeBob reveals that he is ret*rded. The men with him tie him to an electric chair and are about to put thim to death when he is rescued by his trusty horse, who is Glibert Gottfried.

Plankton manages to win the pageant, but when his wig falls off during the crowning cermony the audience labels him as a "queer-o-sexual" and try to rush the rage. The gang is able to escape on the back of Gottfried's horse form.

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Rating
TV-14: DLSV

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