Halloween Special (Life Of A Sponge Transcript)

Spongebob And Patrick Go Trick-Or-Treating
(Spongebob is walking with Patrick on a random street)

Spongebob: Oh boy am i really going to scare them tonight.

Patrick: Yeah!. I mean look at our bags!. There full of candy!

Spongebob: I know!.

(They go to a strangers house)

Patrick: He we go!

(They ring the doorbell)

Spongebob: Raa!!!!!!!!!

(A bully answers it)

Bully: Hahahah!. Isn't that cute. Hey look Josh their's a pale green Sponge and a Starfish addicted to toilet paper on my doorstep!!!. Hahaha! What a loser!!

Spongebob: Oh look!. Somebody forgot to take their happy pills!!

Bully: Ooh candy!. (He snatches both bag's off them) Thanks for sharing pals!!.

Spongebob: Oy!, What the hell are you playing at!!??. Give them back!!!

Bully: I'm sorry i'm deaf. Speak up please. Oh wait i bet you can't speak at all after i took you bags!. Oh dear!. Diddums is gonna cry!!. Oh boohoo losers! (He shut's the door)

(Patrick is about to cry)

Spongebob: No time for tears now!. Only action!. (He knocks on the door again) Do you like custard pie?.

Bully: Yeah. What's that to you!?.

(Spongebob throws the custard pie in his face)

Spongebob: Well i hope you have big appetite!. (Spongebob and Patrick laugh)

Mr Krabs Attempts To Grab Money
(Mr Krabs is crawling on the streets sniffing)

Mr Krabs: Money, Money, Money!

(He stops. 2 dollar signs come onto his face. He walks to the child)

Mr Krabs: Excuse me young man but i believe some of your candy's have dropped on the floor over their. Don't worry I'll keep this guarded for you.

Kid: Why thank you sir!.

(He runs off)

Mr Krabs: Hehehehehe! (He searches the candy bag to find nothing) Dammit!. (He throws the candy bag away)

(Mr Krabs walks forward and finds a child talking to his friends also with a candy bag)

Mr Krabs: Hey isn't that your friend over their?.

(The kid turns around. Mr Krabs searches in his candy bag. The police comes over)

Officer: Ahhh Eugene so nice to see you again!. (He cuffs him and drags him to the car) It's like we have never missed a thing. (He laughs)

Mr Krabs: (Sigh)

Squidward Plays A Prank On Spongebob
Soon!.