POOP! 17: Poopy Buddy

'''POOP! 17: Poopy Buddy''' is the seventeenth overall installment of POOP!: The Series and the third episode of the second season. In this episode, Patrick creates a friend out of his poop.

Patrick was sitting on his toilet trying to take another dump, but he was constipated. After inhaling a whole carton of laxatives, he proceeded to crap out a five-foot mountain of poop. The smell was gut-wretching. He tried to flush the toilet, but the poop wouldn't go down. So, he grabbed a shovel to get the poop from out of the toilet. Because SpongeBob, Squidward, Sandy, and Mr. Krabs all kept ignoring Patrick, he needed a new friend. He did not wipe his butt.

He grabbed some raisins from his kitchen to construct eyeballs, a nose, and mouth for his fecal friend. He constructed an upper and lower body by molding the poop. He smeared any remnants on the walls, then licked his hands. All of a sudden, the poop came to life through a magical spell of some sort, and let out a HUGE fart.

Patrick was excited that the poop could talk and they went out for a bite at the Krusty Krab. When Patrick and "Poopy Buddy" entered the Krusty Krab, everyone gagged at the smell. "Oh, no you don't, Patrick! Get out of my restaurant!" exclaimed Mr. Krabs. The two tried the Chum Bucket but were kicked out of there, too. They decided to go to SpongeBob's, kicked down his door, and rummaged through his house. "Poopy Buddy" left behind "poop tracks" wherever he went, so SpongeBob's pineapple reeked, which, in turn, caused Gary the Snail to faint.

Poopy Buddy asked Patrick if they could watch TV and did so on his furniture. A little while later, SpongeBob returned home and immediately gagged. He found Patrick and Poopy Buddy sitting on his furniture watching TV, and when Poopy Buddy got up, his whole couch was covered in liquid feces. He scolded Patrick and his friend and kicked them out of the house. The episode ends with the two returning to Patrick's rock.