Miller Filler

Episode 5 of SBFW Ultimate.

Transcript
(Episode starts with several users walking into Miller’s Ale House)

 

Crazy: this is not sponsored.

 

Purps: So lemme get this straight, my opposite stole a couple of kids?

 

Matchy: Yea, basically.

 

Purps: Damn. When are we gonna go, rescue them or something.

 

Crazy: that’s why we’re here. we’ll have lunch while coming up with a plan!

 

Lock: Crazy, this restaurant better have good food!

 

Crazy: i was gonna choose the cheesecake factory, but i dont have that much money.

 

Jasbre: Well, couldn’t you find a more “recognizable” restaurant? Say, AppleBees?

 

Crazy: i was going to choose that but it doesnt rhyme with filler, which this is.

 

Jasbre: You gave up good food just to make a pun?

 

Crazy: ye

 

Jasbre: F**k you, man.

 

Waitress: Hello, welcome to Miller’s, we have a seat for you right here.

 

Crazy: cha-ching, reservations!

 

(They all sit down)

 

Crazy: ok, let’s figure out this plan.

 

Purps: I wonder what our opposites wanted to do with the plutos anyway?

 

(Cut to the Plutos tied up)

 

Plutos: Ugh, what do you want from us?

 

CalmStar: We want to harness your mysterious and powerful ultimate glowing thingy...I haven’t really thought this through.

 

Plutos: You mean the thing that makes us combine?

 

CalmStar: Yes, totally.

 

Pluto: Let us out!

 

Discord Pluto: Frick you! (Well I actually just wanna frick Panini)

 

Pluto: Is that your only trait?

 

SBFW High Pluto: I’m down to this, got nothing to do while expelled anyway.

 

CalmStar: I should warn you guys, there is a chance of dying. As we’ll need to suck your souls out with this vacuum.

 

Pluto: CrAp.

 

CalmStar: Heh, voice crack.

 

Pluto: o

 

CalmStar: or?

 

(Cut to Crazy and others’ booth)

 

Lock: Or what? Crazy, you better not-

 

Crazy: or we all die.

 

Bot: pfft, welp.

 

Jasbre: Horrible plan. We can’t just run in there or die!

 

Lock: (whispering): Hey Jas, I have to talk to you about something. Let’s go into the bathroom.

 

Jasbre: Hey um, me and Lock have to go

 

Crazy: Alright!

 

(In the bathroom)

 

Lock: So Jas, we need to actually start doing something to get Crazy out of being a leader. As you can tell, he’s doing worse and worse by the day. Any ideas?

 

Jasbre: Hmm...good to see you actually thinking about this stuff.

 

Lock: Come on!

 

Jasbre: Well, we should come up with our own plan. Why do we need to combine users anyway? I really don’t want to combine with my SBFW Go! Self.

 

Lock: I see...couldn’t Crazy just, I don’t know, rework Jack’s device into a portal to other dimensions? He can teleport, after all.

 

Jasbre: Crazy won’t have to do that. We can do it. We’ll start by getting rid of your alternates. Then we’ll do everyone else plus the fanon characters.

 

Lock: Tonight?

 

Jasbre: Tonight.

 

(They both walk back into the booth)

 

Travis: What took you guys so long?

 

Lock: We’ll tell you later.

 

Polar: And I said, “wow temmie I’m your biggest fan!” And he said “no u”! AHHAHAHAH!

 

Crazy: alright polar, we get it. are we all finished eating now?

 

Everyone: Yes.

 

Crazy: alright, let’s do that plan.

 

(Cut to the Plutos trying to break out of their chair)

 

Pluto: Guys, move this way! No, this way! Ugh, I’ve realized how horrible I am.

 

ZPW Pluto: I’m going to be sick! Jk, I already am >:).

 

Discord Pluto: Well I’m just trying to practice! ;)

 

WaterCandle: Ugh, these brats are disrupting me! I’m trying to heal Yellos!

 

Yellow244: Yeah *cough* boss, do the sucky thing already!

 

CalmStar: Alright, I got it. Plutos, get ready to die.

 

(The Plutos start to rise up into the air and glow, the chair breaks)

 

WaterCandle: Do it now!

 

(CalmStar points the vacuum up, but the Plutos grab it and bang his head)

 

Yellow244: Oh flip!

 

WaterCandle: Don’t worry boss, I got it!

 

(WaterCandle rushes to the vacuum, but suddenly the wall breaks open)

 

Crazy: give us Pluto or- o he’s already going ultimate. welp, just sit back and watch, guys.

 

Purps: So this was all for nothing? Ugh.

 

Polar: Hey, it had some pretty good food!

 

(Mostly everyone nods)

 

Crazy: i’m super sorry, for making a useless plan. the goal of my content-

 

WaterCandle: Oh no, I’m too late!

 

(The Plutos turn into one)

 

Ultimate Pluto: Damn, I’m cool now.

 

(Ultimate Pluto punches WaterCandle, and walks over to his friends)

 

Ultimate Pluto: Alright, lets go home.

 

Everyone: Yeah, ok.

 

Ultimate Granite: Hey Pluto, welcome to the ultimate life.

 

Ultimate Pluto: Alright!

 

(end)