Patrick Buys a Hat

Patrick Buys a Hat is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Patrick goes into a hat store and walks up to the person at the counter.)

Patrick: Hello? I'd like to buy a hat.

Person at the counter: That's why most people come here. What kind of hat do you want?

Patrick: A hat...a hat like...that one! (points)

Person at the counter: (turns around) That's a piece of cheese.

Patrick: Do you want my money or not?

Person at the counter: Fine. Hand it over.

(Patrick gives the person at the counter a dollar bill.)

Person at the counter: "Wacky Bucks"?

Patrick: Yeah, it's what Mr. Krabs pays SpongeBob. It took me forever to talk him into giving it to me.

Person at the counter: You're not very bright, are you?

Patrick: Nuh-uh!

Person at the counter: Well, since the cheese is beginning to stink up the place, I'll give it to you for free.

Patrick: Yay!

(The person at the counter gives Patrick the piece of cheese, and he puts it on his head.)

Patrick: Thank you very much, sir! (leaves)

Person at the counter: Wait, why was there a piece of cheese there?

(Steve Urkel's face appears where the cheese once was.)

Steve Urkel: Did I do that?

(What a twist!)