Mystery SBFW Theater 3000: ZPW The Movie

(Box Productions logo and Box Movies logo appears while Purple133 is heard saying “Yes, this movie has a real plot.” A Cobble Productions logo appears. in the background. Dramatic music plays as the movie opens, but transitions into All-Star.)

Joel: Honestly I really need to know how this movie relates to SpongeBob since there's not a single Nickolodeon logo

Crow: Yeah, and why are they playing All-star?

(Movie opens with a shot of SpongeBob’s house with All-Star in the background, but the camera is slowly zooming in. SpongeBob, Patrick, Shaq, Owlette, and the kids are revealed inside playing a board game.)

Tom Crevo: Shaq is in this just because

Shaq: You know SpongeBob, your kids are great!

Joel: He Has Kids? SpongeBob: That came out of nowhere.

Crow: My point exactly Shaq: Yeah, I know.

Owlette (Amaya): You know, being 14 and having 4 kids makes school really difficult.

SpongeBob: Yeah why do you still go to Bikini Bottom High anyway?

Cervo: To get high!

Amaya: I don’t know.

Patrick: I never went to school.

Shaq: Shocker.

(CrazySponge pops in)

CrazySponge: KIDS?! BUT I THOUGHT I KILLE- eh i’ll kill them again later.

Crow: Sideshow Bob wannabe!

(Logo appears with the “Hey now, you’re an All-Star” part of the song playing at full volume.)

Everyone: Ahhhhhhhhh

SpongeBob: PATRICK! TURN THAT OFF! IT’S HECCING EARRAPE

(We hear an earrape version of All-Star) Joel: Holy Crap SpongeBob has become trendy Patrick:(Turning it off)Sorry.

(Camera zooms out and goes above sea to a framealier looking house. The camera zooms in on a red couch and Jeffy appears.)

Jeffy: Hey daddy, can I go back to Bikini Bottom to meet SpongeBob?

Crow: Hey look it's that puppet who caused a kid to hang himself!

Mario: (sighs) Jeffy how many times do I have to tell you that those girl scout cookies were drugged?

Jeffy: But daddy it was real!

Mario: Whatever I’m gonna go make you green beans.

Jeffy: BUT I HATE GREEN BEANS!!!

(Jeffy flips the couch over and runs into the white couch room where Black Yoshi is eating KFC)

Black Yoshi: Oh hey Jeffis. Want some chickis?

Jeffy: Sure black man!

Cervo: Why is that the best line of the movie so far?

Black Yoshi: What did you just call me?

Jeffy: Black man.

Black Yoshi: You damn kids in 2018 ain’t got no respects for yours eldis black peepis!

Jeffy: I thought you were 20.

Black Yoshi: Besidis the point!

(Camera goes to SBFW HQ)

Joel: And apparently that arc was aborted Jasbre: Hey guys, I’m going to use up my vacation days that I’ve stored up!

Purple: Well then who’s in charge?

Jasbre: Here, everyone stand in a line and I’ll throw a dart blindfolded. Whoever it hits is in charge.

Crow: Murder in a kids movie Joel: Why are we watching a kids movie anyway Cervo: Maybe Dr. Forester was running out of ideas? JCM: That sounds like a horrible idea.

(Jasbre throws the dart and Bot shouts, JASBRE THE HELL?!) Crow: Swearing in a kids movie

Jasbre: Well it looks like Bot is in charge.

CrazySponge: NOOOOOO! Also don’t ask how I got here so quickly.

FDBackup: How did you get here so quickly?

CrazySponge: DAMN YOU!

Bot: Well since I’m in charge I say that somebody will have to be fired due to budget cuts. Hmmmm, I’ll just throw this dart and whoever it hits is fired! Joel: Reused jokes aren't funny

(Bot throws the dart and the movie transitions to Optimus Prime and Ed Sheeran at a pub throwing darts)

W.I.P.

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