No Mayonnaise!

No Mayonnaise! is an episode of Mr. Beans. In this episode, Mr. Beans is constantly stopped from eating mayonnaise.

Characters

 * Mr. Beans
 * Stockholder Eel
 * French Narrator
 * Workers
 * Nutritionist
 * Police
 * Mr. Beans but jerky and more fat

Story
Mr. Beans:Hey boss! I took some mayonnaise to work!

Stockholder Eel:Mr. Beans, you can't bring mayonnaise here!

Mr. Beans:What?! Why?!

Stockholder Eel:Remember the time you flooded the building with your mayonnaise?

French Narrator:Flashback....

Workers:AAAAAAAAAAH

French Narrator:End of flashback...

Mr. Beans:Yeahhhh, but now i'll be more careful! *gets kicked out of the building*

Stockholder Eel:AND DON'T COME BACK!

Mr. Beans:Well, i guess i'll eat it here!

Stockholder Eel:Oh, also, you need to eat it at home. Someone might see you and think we are a bad company.

Mr. Beans:Barnacles.

French Narrator:Exactly 5 minutes and 27 seconds later...

Mr. Beans:Now i can finally eat you, mayonnaise!

Nutritionist:NO! You are slightly overweight.

Mr. Beans:Hey!

Nutritionist:Eat this salad!

Mr. Beans:Ok......but can i eat it later? I want to eat mayonnaise right now.

Nutritionist:NO!

Mr. Beans:Oh cmon, i'm not so overweight!

Nutritionist:Please eat the salad.

Mr. Beans:Okkkk.....*puts mayonnaise in the salad* there! Now i'll just eat the mayonnaise!

Nutritionist:Do....do you think i'm stupid? Do you think i'm blind? I saw you put some mayonnaise in the salad!

Mr. Beans:Well.....that's healthy! Search it on Google!

Nutritionist:Mmmh....you are right! You can eat mayonnaise now!

Mr. Beans:Good.....mmmh..mayonnaise...

Mr. Beans but jerky and more fat:THIS IS MINE! *steals the mayonnaise*

Mr. Beans:HEY! GIVE ME THAT!

Fat:Why, what are you gonna do? Call the police?

Mr. Beans:Yeah.

Police:Umh, we're already here.

Fat:WHAT?!

Mr. Beans:How did you know he stole my mayonnaise?

Police:We have a machine made by Elon Musk that can hear everything about mayonnaise in the world. We asked him to make him after a building was flooded by mayonnaise. I wonder how that happened...

Mr. Beans:Yeahhhh......can you give me my mayonnaise?

Police:Oh sure *gives it*

Mr. Beans:YEAH! *eats grossly*

Police:Eeewwww

Fat:What food is there in prison?

Police:Slop.

Fat:Yay!

Police:But we'll give you salad!

Fat:Nyay!