Molecular Deconstructor

Episode 6 of SBFW Ultimate.

Transcript
(Episode starts with Jasbre and Lock working on Jack’s device)

 

Jasbre: Screwdriver.

 

Lock: Here.

 

Jasbre: Hammer.

 

Lock: Here.

 

Jasbre: Cheerios- wait what

 

Crazy: sorry, that’s my grocery list!

 

(Crazy takes it)

 

Jasbre: Well, ok. Lock, do you have all your alternates here?

 

Drama Lock: I am Obama.

 

Discord Lock: bruhrack obama ok i know that was bad

 

Clubhouse Lock: Do we have to be in a plan with the black duck? I fricked him and his sheep off!

 

Discord Lock: Clubhouse? More like...house. SQUIDWARD HOUSE

 

Campsite Lock: Campsites are better, especially Jasbre’s.

 

Clubhouse Lock: Strong Oppose.

 

Lock: Uh...yes?

 

Jasbre: Ok, let’s get this over with.

 

Lock: Yeah, talk about filler.

 

???: HOLD ON!

 

Jasbre: Who’s that?

 

Travis: (puff) It’s just me. (huff)

 

Lock: Better late than ever.

 

Jasbre: What took you so long?

 

Travis: Well, I just found out, that we have a real life PenisMan!

 

PenisMan: Greetings fellow citizens! Remember kids, don’t squirt on electronics, or else, you die!

 

Lock: Why?

 

PenisMan: You would get electrocuted.

 

Lock: Mhm, seems like a nice way to go.

 

Travis: I really just wanna bring him along.

 

Lock: No, I don’t wanna get a boner today, it’s still NNN.

 

Jasbre: I thought you would have failed by now.

 

Ian: Pfff, fail from PenisMan? Only true men fail from Disruption Man!

 

Disruption Man: disrupt

 

Ian: UggUUgUGUGugUUIGYDEDWUDtfei.

 

Travis: Start up the machine!

 

Jasbre: Alright. We’re only going to have 5 seconds to all run through though.

 

(Jasbre turns the machine on, and everyone runs inside, but only half of Travis is able to get in.)

 

Travis: Uh oh. BLZZZIRRT!

 

(The machine teleports everyone to a different location)

 

Travis: HELP I IN PAIN!

 

Jasbre: Oh well. Better luck next time!

 

(The half of Travis inside starts to deform and turn into something else)

 

Lock: Oh noes.

 

(Travis turns into a different being entirely)

 

Lock: Tubby? You okay?

 

Blomer: Travis? No no no, I am now BLOMER!

 

Jasbre: Well that’s weird, just like the place we’re in...which is?

 

Lock: I’m not sure.

 

Owlette: Where the hell is my husband SpongeBob-

 

Jasbre: Oh how didn’t I realize, this is ZPW!

 

Lock: I guess the weirdness of the place conjured up Blomer.

 

Blomer: Me? Weird? Nah, you guys look crazy! I’m gonna scribble all over you!

 

Jasbre: Stop that you little! (kicks him)

 

Blomer: Ow.

 

Lock: Enough of this, we need to get to the reason we’re here. Where’s ZPW Lock?

 

ZPW Lock: Right here. I’ve missed this place.

 

Lock: Well, come on out!

 

ZPW Lock: Alrighty. (He tries to step out, but something is stopping him) ZZZRRT!

 

Lock: What the?

 

Jasbre: It’s almost like the universe is stopping us from bringing everyone back.

 

ZPW Lock: ZZRT- Power is too strong...Will collapse!

 

(A bright light starts to form)

 

Jasbre: Oh crap, we’re trying to overcome to universe, it won’t work! We’re gonna die!

 

Lock: Flames are starting to release! What do we do?!

 

Jasbre: I...don’t know. I guess powerful devices shouldn’t be given to teens.

 

Blomer: This funny.

 

Lock: I don’t wanna die…(he starts to glow) Wait, Crazy was, righ-

 

(All Locks start to raise in the air and combine)

 

Locks: AAAAAAAAAAAAA-

 

(They are one)

 

Ultimate Lock: In my short time of power, I can return everyone to safety.

 

(They all spin and teleport back to the SBFW Crib)

 

Crazy: o man what did i miss

 

Ultimate Lock: I’ve done it.

 

Ultimate Granite and Pluto: Welcome to your new life!

 

Jasbre: This was an interesting experience.

 

Travis: Uh, guys? I’m literally in half, where’s my other part?

 

Jasbre: It turned into “Blomer”

 

Blomer: Wubby Wup Zup BLEEEEP!

 

Travis: Oh god I hate it. Send it somewhere.

 

Jasbre: I know the perfect torture. Blomer, you get to spend an episode in...SBFW GO! THE WORST SERIES OF ALL TIME in my opinion!

 

Blomer: wut

 

Polar: Wait, you’re gonna make a real life SBFW Go! episode without me?

 

Jasbre: I guess you can join at your own risk.

 

Polar: YIPPEE!

 

(Polar runs away)

 

Ultimate Lock: I’m pretty sure he’s gonna go ultimate.

 

Travis: I am in so much pain please send me to a hospital.

 

(end)