The Bikini Bottom Thirsty Games

NOTE:There is absolutely no bad words. Only taboo is blood and gore fo teh lulzThe Thirsty Games is a blatant rip-of of the Hunger Games. So expect every single thing that you read/watched from the Hunger Games. I am aware that this page sucks. So lets shut our yaps and listen to this horribly written story. Oh, you don't like my partnerings? Oh sorry, your opinion is invalid! The movie special only airs on Bikini Bottom Public Access, Day 1: Beginning of Non-existent AwesomenessOK, so, we start at Jellyfish Fields, because why not. There is a rusted, metal tower at the start. Inside it are packages, where all the best gifts are located. Outside of the structure are boxes with less useful items for the wusses. After a freaking hour, a snail meows, signifying the start of the game(s).Before anything important or bloody starts, lets view some useless info. There are five items everybody starts out with. These are: a soda, a krabby patty, knife, bow, useless medicine that I found in a garbage can, and any other poopoo that will most likely get you killed. There are also these things we call popularity points. Score is 1-11, btw. If you put hate comments, then I will personally put a steaming tea pot near your ear. Lets take a look (I am such a dummy):Mr. Krabs: 7Mrs. Puff: 8 (how does that make one bit of sense?)Fred Reichid: 5 (again, where is the sense?)Pearl: 9 (she's kinda underrated)Patrick: 11 (duh)Sadie: 4Octavius: 10 (why do you people like jerks so much?)Mindy: 11 (same as Puff and Fred, Mindy only made one appearance)Scooter: 6Squidward: 8Nat Peterson: 3Mary T. Sue: 2 (cuz shes poorly mad n stufz)Fatrick: 8 (he's from a popular ytp, y pass him up?)Abigail: 9 (WHERE IS THE SENSE!!!!!!!!!)Tom: 8Sandy: 10Plankton: 5Karen: 8SpongeBob: 11 (same with Patrick)Nancy (LAST FISH PERSON, I SWEAR!!!): 9SpringleBlab: 8 (same with Fatrick)Flying Dutchman: 4Rip Z. Off: 7 (tired of this nonsense)Fanboy: 2Now that that boring stuff is out of the way, lets finally get to the games! Pacifists, if you're reading this, GET OFF THE PAGE.SpongeBob grabs some bubble soap, Squidward gets a stinger-tipped spear, Patrick gets two daggers (Neptune help us), and Fred gets a shield. Inside the structure that we'll forget soon enough, Mr. Krabs gets some bubble soap, and attacks the nearest person, who just so happens to be Scooter, who was getting one of the presents. Eugine runs off, while Pearl and SpringleBlab both run in. SpringleBlab tries to strangle Pearl, but she is able to stab him in the head (this is the start of the bloodbath >:)). More people try to enter the structure, all with success except Flying Dutchman, who got sucked into a vacuum by Mrs. Puff.Lets cause an earthquake, it should be quite awesomeKaren, Rip, and Octavius all fall victim to the tremor, so, we have 18 contestants left. Oh, this is gonna be long. So, we see Tom walking out of Jellyfish Fields. Lightning starts, strikes him, and goes away (well, the rain does, in fact it spreads). Then the thunder strikes a tree, burning the fishWow, that was painful. I sorta feel bad for the poor (fish) guy.Updates:Can we skip the updates Paul Tibbit? No? Aw man. Well, lets get on with it:NOTE:There is absolutely no bad words. Only taboo is blood and gore fo teh lulzOTE:There is absolutely no bad words. Only taboo is blood and gore fo teh lulzOTE:There is absolutely no bad words. Only taboo is blood and gore fo teh lulzOTE:There is absolutely no bad words. Only taboo is blood and gore fo teh lulzOTE:There is absolutely no bad words. Only taboo is blood and gore fo teh lulzOTE:There is absolutely no bad words. Only taboo is blood and gore fo teh lulzOTE:There is absolutely no bad words. Only taboo is blood and gore fo teh lulzOTE:There is absolutely no bad words. Only taboo is blood and gore fo teh lulzOTE:There is absolutely no bad words. 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The Thirsty Games is a blatant rip-of of the Hunger Games. So expect every single thing that you read/watched from the Hunger Games. I am aware that this page sucks. So lets shut our yaps and listen to this horribly written story. Oh, you don't like my partnerings? Oh sorry, your opinion is invalid! The movie special only airs on Bikini Bottom Public Access,

Day 1: Beginning of Non-existent Awesomeness
OK, so, we start at Jellyfish Fields, because why not. There is a rusted, metal tower at the start. Inside it are packages, where all the best gifts are located. Outside of the structure are boxes with less useful items for the wusses. After a freaking hour, a snail meows, signifying the start of the game(s).

Before anything important or bloody starts, lets view some useless info. There are five items everybody starts out with. These are: a soda, a krabby patty, knife, bow, useless medicine that I found in a garbage can, and any other poopoo that will most likely get you killed. There are also these things we call popularity points. Score is 1-11, btw. If you put hate comments, then I will personally put a steaming tea pot near your ear. Lets take a look (I am such a dummy):

Mr. Krabs: 7

Mrs. Puff: 8 (how does that make one bit of sense?)

Fred Reichid: 5 (again, where is the sense?)

Pearl: 9 (she's kinda underrated)

Patrick: 11 (duh)

Sadie: 4

Octavius: 10 (why do you people like jerks so much?)

Mindy: 11 (same as Puff and Fred, Mindy only made one appearance)

Scooter: 6

Squidward: 8

Nat Peterson: 3

Mary T. Sue: 2 (cuz shes poorly mad n stufz)

Fatrick: 8 (he's from a popular ytp, y pass him up?)

Abigail: 9 (WHERE IS THE SENSE!!!!!!!!!)

Tom: 8

Sandy: 10

Plankton: 5

Karen: 8

SpongeBob: 11 (same with Patrick)

Nancy (LAST FISH PERSON, I SWEAR!!!): 9

SpringleBlab: 8 (same with Fatrick)

Flying Dutchman: 4

Rip Z. Off: 7 (tired of this nonsense)

Fanboy: 2

Now that that boring stuff is out of the way, lets finally get to the games! Pacifists, if you're reading this, GET OFF THE PAGE.

SpongeBob grabs some bubble soap, Squidward gets a stinger-tipped spear, Patrick gets two daggers (Neptune help us), and Fred gets a shield. Inside the structure that we'll forget soon enough, Mr. Krabs gets some bubble soap, and attacks the nearest person, who just so happens to be Scooter, who was getting one of the presents. Eugine runs off, while Pearl and SpringleBlab both run in. SpringleBlab tries to strangle Pearl, but she is able to stab him in the head (this is the start of the bloodbath >:)). More people try to enter the structure, all with success except Sadie, who got stabbed by Mrs. Puff.

 Lets cause an earthquake, it should be quite awesome 

Karen, Rip, and Octavius all fall victim to the tremor, so, we have 18 contestants left. Oh, this is gonna be long. So, we see Tom walking out of Jellyfish Fields. Lightning starts, strikes him, and goes away (well, the rain does, in fact it spreads). Then the thunder strikes a tree, burning the fish

' Wow, that was painful. I sorta feel bad for the poor (fish) guy. '

Updates:

Can we skip the updates Paul Tibbit? No? Aw man. Well, lets get on with it:

1: SpongeBob, Patrick, Nancy, and Sandy are in a team, and are hiding under Patrick's rock

2: Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff are also in a team, and are hiding in the Krusty Krab

3: Fred and Fanboy are in a team, and are looking for people to join them

4: Flying Dutchman is also near the rock, but farther away than SpongeBob, Patrick, and the others

5: Nat is in an alliance with Pearl, and are still looking for shelter

6: Plankton is hiding in a test tube in Sandy's house. He is still unoticed

7: Abigail is hiding in the tree in Sandy's dome, and has a lot of items

8: Squidward is still in Jellyfish Fields

9: Mary is hunting for small moles and rats. She's doing okay, for some reason

10: Fatrick is also in a tree, but not doing as well as Abigail

see ya, I'm doing day 2 tomorrow. trololololol