Sleeping Patrick

Sleeping Patrick is an episode of The Mr. Krabs and Patrick Show. In this episode, Patrick has been sleeping all day in the Krusty Krab, and when it's closing, he is still asleep. Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Squidward must wake him up.

Characters

 * Mr. Krabs
 * Patrick
 * SpongeBob
 * Squidward
 * Band
 * French Narrator

Story
Patrick:Zzzzzzz.........

Mr. Krabs:Patrick? Patrick? Wake up, the restaurant is closing! WAKE UP!

Patrick:Zzzzzzz......

Mr. Krabs:Hey, you two! Help me!

SpongeBob:WAKE UP!

Squidward:Wake up.

Mr. Krabs:SCREAM, MR. SQUIDWARD! SCREAM!

Squidward:WAKE UP!

SpongeBob:WAKE UP!

Mr. Krabs:WAKE UP!

SpongeBob:WAKE UP!

Squidward:WAKE UP!

Patrick:Zzzzzz........ice cream..........zzzzzzzz........grilled cheese...........zzzzzzzzzzz..........something........

Mr. Krabs:He's not waking up!

SpongeBob:I have an alarm at home! That might wake him up!

Mr. Krabs:Great! Go ge-

SpongeBob:Done!

Mr. Krabs:Oh good! Then-

Patrick:*is not waken up by the alarm* Zzzzzzz........

Mr. Krabs:Dammit.

Squidward:Well, i'm gonna go.

Mr. Krabs:No you're not! You gotta help us wake up Patrick!

Squidward:What do you want me to do, make a band to wake him up?

Mr. Krabs:That's a great idea, Mr. Squidward!

Squidward:Shouldn't you call me Mr. Ten-

Mr. Krabs:Just make the band! *kicks him out of the Krusty Krab*

SpongeBob:Maybe if he smells a Krabby Patty, he'll wake up to eat it!

Mr. Krabs:Good idea boyo!

SpongeBob:*is holding a Krabby Patty* Smell it, Patrick! Smell it, wake up, and eat it!

Patrick:*smells it, eats it* Zzzzzzzz.........

Mr. Krabs:He just ate it while sleeping!

Squidward:Here i am with my band! And a one, and a two, and a one two three four!

Band:*plays the instruments, and the Krusty Krab's windows explode*

Patrick:Zzzzzzzz........

SpongeBob:Someone should tell Patrick that Z isn't the only letter! Hey, what if i put my underwear in his head? Maybe he'll wake up!

Squidward:BUBBLE TRANSITION!

* bubble transition*

SpongeBob:That didn't work.

Mr. Krabs:Wait, i know what will work! Earrape YouTube videos!

French Narrator:784 earrape videos later.........

Mr. Krabs:I didn't want to hurt him, but he leaves me no choice! *hits him in the head with a mallet 10 times*

Patrick:Zzzzzzz.......

Mr. Krabs:AAAAAAAH! I AM FURIOUS!!! *his head explodes, and regrows* WELL, LET'S PRANK HIM! *throws him in the room full of Krabby Patties* WHEN HE'LL WAKE UP, HE'S GONNA BE SO CONFUSED! HAHAHAHAHA! *he exits the Krusty Krab with Squidward and SpongeBob*

Patrick:Zzzzzzz........*wakes up* Uh? Where am i? *gasp* A ROOM FULL OF KRABBY PATTIES?! I MUST BE DREAMING! *eats Krabby Patties like PacMan* YES! YES! *cries tears of joy* YEEEEEES!