Patrick Breaks Fred's Leg (Again)

Patrick Breaks Fred's Leg (Again) is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Fred walks out of the hospital.)

Fred: Ahh, my legs have finally finished healing.

(Fred nearly trips into a ditch, but he balances himself just in time to keep from falling.)

Patrick: (from inside the ditch) Hi, Fred! How's it going?

Fred: How's it going? I just spent the last three months recovering from leg injuries that you inflicted!

Patrick: Sorry?

Fred: What are you doing in that ditch, anyway?

Patrick: Diggin'.

Fred: Digging for what?

Patrick: I don't know.

Fred: You don't know what you're digging for? Then why are you digging?

Patrick: Why do we do half the things we do? Why do we exist at all?

Fred: Great. Now you're getting philosophical on me. (turns around) See you never.

Patrick: Watch out for...

(Patrick hears a scream and a thud.)

Fred: MY LEG!

Patrick: ...that other ditch.

(What a twist!)