Self-Driving Car/transcript

This article is a transcript for the Patrick: The Show episode Self-Driving Car from season 6, which aired on September 28, 2019.

TV Narrator: (on TV) Be like a dolphin! Be like a dolphin!

Patrick: Boring!

Mermaid Man: (on TV) Your game is now ended, Man Ray!

Barnacle Boy: (on TV) Send Man Ray to the jail!

Mermaid Man: (on TV) Sure!

Man Ray: (on TV) W-w-what?

Patrick: Boring!

Gale Doppler: (on TV) Hey guys, I'm back! And I sended Drizzle Jr. to...

Patrick: Boring!

Patrick: (turns of his TV) I'm going to do something.. like to buy a car!

Patrick: Wow, this place looks like a big parking...

Patrick: Hey, I like this green car, can I buy it?

Con man: Of course! But can you buy Coupe?

Patrick: Who is Coupe?

Con man: A car! Boat salesperson will tell you more.

Boat salesperson: Hey, I look like you want to buy Coupe?

Patrick: Does he have cool buttons?

Boat salesperson: Yes, and he is also a self-driving car!

Patrick: (shocked) W-what?

Boat salesperson: I'm not lying! Coupe is here.

Coupe: Hello, Mr. Star.

Boat salesperson: That's all! And you will give me 1,000$.

Patrick: WHAT THE BARNACLES!?!?!??!?!?! (gives him 1,000$)

Boat salesperson: Thanks!

Patrick: No problem!

Coupe: Sit down, Mr. Star.

Patrick: (opens Coupe's door) OK.

Patrick: Nah, I will get money if I now work...

Patrick: Hey, I can work in Wet Noodle!

Coupe: That place's not fancy.

Patrick: WHAT THE BARNACLES ARE WRONG WITH YOU! (punches Coupe's buttons)

Coupe: Mr. Star, please stop! That's ruining my fancy processor!

Patrick: Coupe, take me to Wet Noodle!

Coupe: No! I will take you to a fancy house.

Patrick: What?

Coupe: 1,2,3 (he becomes fast and he fast opens the door, and he falls into a fancy apartment) How are you today, my luxurious people?

Patrick: (smiling shocked) Ya, how are ya?

Coupe: Let's go to the reception.

Patrick: Hmmm, it's good to live here...

Coupe: Yeah! And now go to the reception! (he fast runs out the room)

Patrick: No, please, nooo!

Coupe: Hey lady, give us a room 162.

Receptionist fish: Sure!

French Narrator: 33 minutes later...

Coupe: So, here are the room?

Receptionist fish: Yes, we are at room 162!

Coupe: Thanks, lady! (opens the door)

Coupe: Aaah, what a good place to live, Mr. Star.

Patrick: I agree, Coupe!