Angry Affectionists

Episode 6 of SpongeBob Boom.

Transcript
'''SpongeBob: PLANKTON!? What are you doing here?!'''

Eggman: He’s my new evil villain partner!

Plankton: So, I see you’ve rebuilt The Krusty Krab.

'''Mr. Krabs: Yeah. What do you want?'''

'''Plankton: YOU, DEAD! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!'''

Shadow: Not if we have anything to say about it!

Silver: I guess.

[Blew by Nirvana starts playing]

Sonic: We gotta help!

'''SpongeBob: Nah. Let’s see this plays out, and if it gets bad, we’ll intervene.'''

'''[The robot threw one of it’s bombs at Silver. He kicked it away, sending it into one of the robot’s three arms]'''

[Shadow uses his jet boots to set the robot on fire]

[Silver rips off the 2nd arm]

[Robot goes up in flames]

[The robot blows up, sending Plankton and Eggman flying towards Eggman’s Base]

Shadow: That’s how you do it!

Silver: I guess.

Shadow: I’m a good fighter, better than Sonic, eh Amy?

Amy: Shut up, creep.

'''Shadow: He’s the creep! Now come with me!'''

Amy: No!

(Layne comes up to Shadow, and taps him on the back, before kicking him into a tree.)

Amy: uhh, thanks.

'''Layne: No problem. You now owe me a Krabby Patty.'''

[2 hours later, at a house in construction.]

(Layne, SpongeBob and Sonic are putting finishing touches on everybody’s houses.)

Layne: Whoo, that was hard work!

Tails: Dude, my machines literally did all of the work.

Sonic: Oh yeah.

[Same time, Amy’s house.] 

(Shadow is pouring gasoline in and around Amy’s house, before setting it on fire)

'''Shadow: HAHAHAHAH!! Now that Amy’s house is burnt down, she’ll have no choice but to live with me! AHAHAHA!!'''

[5 Minutes Later]

'''Shadow: AMY! Your house burnt down!'''

Amy: What?!

Shadow: Someone burnt it down!

Amy: Oh my god, where do I live now?

Shadow: You can live with me!

(Shadow sees Silver buring his house down.)

'''Shadow: ACK! NO! MY HOUSE!'''

Silver: Amy, you could live with me!

Amy: No!

'''SpongeBob: Amy! Patrick just told me something!'''

Amy: What?

SpongeBob: That he saw Shadow burning down your house!

Amy: HE WHAT!?!?!?

Shadow: Uh oh.

(Amy beats Shadow up)

Shadow: O

Amy: Still, where will I live?

(Sonic comes out of a bush with an M16 in his hand)

Sonic: You could live with me.

'''Amy: Thanks, Sonic. That would be great.'''

[5 Hours Later, Bygone Hospital]

Shadow: Ugghhhhhhh……

Nurse Glennis: Time for your hourly shot!

[Needle is the length of 3 pencils]

Shadow: AAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

[Same Time, SpongeBob’s New House]

SpongeBob: What was that scream?!

Knuckles: I don’t know!

[Same Time, Bygone Hospital]

'''[The loudness of Shadow’s scream has broken a bottle of Liquified Jerktonium that was sitting next to his bed. The liquid then runs off onto the nurse’s foot]'''

'''Nurse: I.… Don’t feel so…. Good.'''

'''Shadow: OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED?!'''

[The nurse now looks like a person infected by jerktonium]

Nurse: GET OUTTA MA HOSPITAL!!

'''Shadow: Hold on….. Hm…. This jerktonium could be used as a weapon. I could use it to destroy someone’s alliance with someone else. Wait…. I KNOW!!! Lady, I’m takin’ this jerktonium! AMY’S HEART IS MINE!!! HAHAHAHA!!!'''

[30 Minutes Later, Hedgehog Village]

[Layne is walking up to the Krusty Krab]

'''SpongeBob: Layne! How are you?'''

'''Layne: God. Can I get a Doctor Kelp?'''

'''SpongeBob: Sure! I’ll make it with extra love!'''

[After Layne has ordered, he goes and sits down with Sandy and Tails]

Layne: This is a pretty good Dr. Kelp!

Tails: Yep!

[Sonic runs up]

'''Sonic: Hey, SpongeBob! Can I get a Pepsi?'''

SpongeBob: Sure!

[Sonic sets his Pepsi bottle down next to Layne and runs to the bathroom]

[Shadow gets on a costume replicating SpongeBob and walks up to Layne with the liquid jerktonium]

'''Shadow: Whoops! I just forgot to add the extra love to Sonic’s drink, hahaha.'''

[Sonic walks back to his cup]

[Sonic is about to take a sip when he sees a fly in there]

'''Sonic: Dang it! This is no good!'''

[Sonic pours the drink onto the ground]

'''Shadow: AUGH! (Facepalms)'''

[1 Hour Later, Sonic’s House]

'''Shadow: I’ve snuck jerktonium into Sonic’s chili dog. He can’t escape me this time! HAHAHA!'''

Sonic: I don’t feel like chili dogs today.

[SpongeBob is by chance walking by Sonic’s house]

Sonic: Hey SpongeBob, want a chili dog?

SpongeBob: Sure!

'''Shadow: I saw that episode! He has jerktonium resistance! AAAUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!'''

[5 Hours Later, Ashes of Shadow’s House]

'''Shadow: I GIVE UP!! WHAT DO I HAVE TO LIVE FOR?!'''

'''Silver: It’s ok! You can find another girl!'''

Shadow: Wait who dat

[Rouge the Bat flies overhead, stealing a diamond from the museum]

Silver: Let’s Go.

[Episode End]