Operation: Rebirth

Operation: Rebirth is the pilot and first episode of the first season of the show, A Day In The Death which was created by the writer of the episode, Ghastlyop. Many people complained that the show was 'Not SpongeBob like', 'Not as good as the Basket Sponge episodes that the writer usually does.

Plot
SpongeBob dies on a hospital bed due to someone killing him over a gun shot wound, he comes back to life. As a literal new breath into life, he joins a agency due to some instances with gunfights.

Transcripts
[SpongeBob is lying on a hospital bed, he has been shot in the chest. But unlike in The Bully, he's nearly dead as dead. He takes a breath as he is lying. Every doctor that is in his room is trying to help him.]

Doctor 1: Heart is failing.

Doctor 2: What about getting out the bullet wound?

Doctor 1: Do that first and then we try to get his heart back into order.

Doctor 2: Yes, but the heart seems to be failing more and more, he could be dead in the next few minutes.

[The heart monitor lists the heartbeats as going down from 50.]

Doctor 1: We're losing the patient!

Doctor 2: Get the bullet wound out!

Doctor 1: Okay.

SpongeBob: Come.. on.

Doctor 1: Why hasn't the patient been put in a breathing mask or coma?

Doctor 2: I didn't know if he could breath or talk after that!

[The heart monitor then lists 10.]

Doctor 1: Well, put it on or he will die!

[The heart monitor lists 0. He's dead.]

Doctor 1: You bloody idiot. You killed him.

SpongeBob: Read your facts. I'm not that dead.

Doctor 2: What the...?

[The title of the series appears, A Day In The Death. with the episode title beneath it, Operation: Rebirth.]

[SpongeBob gets out of the hospital, he checks his chest and pulse. They aren't working.]

SpongeBob: How am I still alive, but I have a gunshot wound. What about my friends, do they know I'm dead? No, that's because I died alone.

[He dances like Christopher Walken in that Fatboy Slim: Weapon Of Choice video. Two sniper people then watch him.]

Sniper 1 [with German accent]: Shoot the dancing fool.

Sniper 2: Do you think he looks a little gay doing that.

Sniper 1: It doesn't matter if he looks gay, shoot the damn fool before I shoot your head off.

[The second sniper tries to shoot SpongeBob but he uses bullet time (yes, from The Matrix and the crappy sequels, even The Matrix Reloaded.]

Sniper 2: What the fu?

Sniper 1: You idiot, I'll do it for you.

[Same thing happens again.]

SpongeBob: Guys, I know you're there. Your crap.

Sniper 1: Shit.

[They run away, with SpongeBob running towards them.]

Sniper 1: SHOOT HIM!

Sniper 2: But our guns are 'sniper' guns.

Sniper 1: I'll check that thank you.

SpongeBob: Oh hello. And goodbye!

[The first sniper gets punched.]

Sniper 1: Oh... is that all you got?

[He then gets kicked in the head, because he needs to be.]

Sniper 2: Why would you kill him?

SpongeBob: He's more annoying than you.

Sniper 2: I bet you say that to all the Germans you meet, I'm going to have to tell his family.

SpongeBob: Wait, he had a family?

Sniper 2: No, I was saying a cliche.

SpongeBob [chuckles]: Ha. ha. That was a bit funny.

Sniper 2: Are you going to kill me?

SpongeBob: No.

Sniper 2: But... I might try to kill and destroy other people. Why don't you stop me?

SpongeBob: Because you were just following orders. And if you don't have a leader, you might fall.

Sniper 2: I think you may be right.

SpongeBob: Goodbye, then.

[SpongeBob walks back to his house, which has not been locked up even though it would not be because SpongeBob did not die in his house. He died somewhere else.]

SpongeBob: Thank god I did not die at my house, otherwise it would have been a hell of a time trying to sort out the crime scene with me being dead. What else can happen with me being dead? I can't heal at all.

[He unlocks the door and gets on the couch.]

SpongeBob: Since there's nothing to do, maybe I'll watch some repeats of NBA Basketball, because Jamie seems so good. Maybe he could come down here. No *spits* Seems way too focused.

[He tries to focus on the TV, but then his eyes seems strained to do it as he falls asleep. He then wakes up, in a interrogation room like in The Dark Knight with Christian Bale and Heath Ledger (Rest In Peace). A male, in his 30's starts to interragate SpongeBob.]

Male Fish: Who the hell are you?

SpongeBob: Sponge... Bob Square... Pants.

Male Fish: Does this check out?

Male Fish 2: Acording to him, yep - he's not saying horseshit.

Male Fish: So, Mister SquarePants, we now know that you aren't talking shit.

SpongeBob: That seems to be easy.

Male Fish: Well, that is because... I have no idea.

SpongeBob: You have no idea?

Male Fish 2: What do you expect? Fish Jesus.

SpongeBob: It's pretty f*cking funny when you are...?

Male Fish 2: The Sea Eye Agency.

Male Fish: SIA.

SpongeBob: CIA.

Male Fish: What? Oh damn it, the damn refrences to the pronucation.

SpongeBob: Yawn.

[He puts on 3-D glasses. The remaining sniper comes through the wall.]

Male Fish: Suspect is through the hold. Shoot him down.

[The 2 male fishes shoot him down, bullets through his body and blood spraying everywhere; even on SpongeBob himself.]

SpongeBob: 3-D kind of still sucks, Avatar was crap; not even being made by Jamie Cameron makes it better.

Male Fish (whispers): Don't tell him.

Male Fish 2: Anyway, your up in the world yet? Oh, by the way. My name is William.

Male Fish: Mine's John.

SpongeBob: But I'm up. Up there!