Welcome To The Clubhouse

Welcome To The Clubhouse is the first episode in Season One and overall. It is written by PatchThePuppy.

Transcript
(Theme song plays)


 * Patch: Hey guys, my name is Patch. Welcome to the clubhouse! Come in, we got tons of stuff in here. (Walks in)


 * Kelpy G: This indirectly legalizes NC-17 content on this wiki, removing local restriction. "This rating has no constraints on sex, violence, drugs and any other offending content. Please note that NC-17 content is in violation of FANDOM's Terms of Use, and posting it is likely to result in a global block". As you can see, there is nothing affirming that NC-17 is prohibited locally. The evil socialist is playing on you.


 * Travis: You've discovered my dirty little secret.


 * Patch: This is Kelpy and Travis. They argue alot.


 * Travis and Kelpy: No we don't.


 * (Patch walks into SeemsGood's room, to see him watching Die Hard)


 * SeemsGood: (watchs Die Hard) Man this movie is awesome.


 * Patch: This is SeemsGood. I have to tell you something though...


 * SeemsGood: GET OUT OF MY ROOM! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M WATCHING DIE HARD?


 * (Patch quickly leaves the room)


 * Patch: Now, lets go to the kitchen to grab a snack. (Pulls a lever that looks like a d*ck)

(Kitchen appears)


 * Patch: Now watch this... (Opens fridge to reveal sweets and a shrunking Mr. Bailey, who gets squished by a hand) All of this because of our awesome clubhouse shopper. (Polar appears) Anyways, lets move on.

(Scene cuts back to Kelpy G and Travis)

TBC