Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-30423876-20180808061044/@comment-24915081-20190909184129

Banned because    [Homer on couch surrounded by books]

Homer: Ah, finally a little quiet time to read some of my old favorites.

[picks up can instead of a book]

Homer: Honey-roasted peanuts. Ingredients: Salt, artificial honey-roasting agents, excited pressed peanut sweepings. Mmm....

Marge: Homer, I have to go out to pick up something for dinner.

Homer: Steak?

Marge: Our money's too tight for steak.

Homer: Steak?

Marge: Uh... sure, steak. [leaves]

Homer: Aaah, the last peanut. Overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers...

[tries to eat peanut, accidentally tosses it behind couch]

Homer: uh oh... something's wrong... [reaches under couch]

Homer: ow, pointy... ewww, slimy... uh oh, moving! Ah ah! Aw, twenty dollars, I wanted a peanut.

Homer's brain: 20 dollars can buy many peanuts.

Homer: Explain how.

Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

Homer: Woo-hoo!

[runs for door, trips over peanut]