User blog:Gavin the Animal/How to be a good writer

1.Always avoid alliteration.

2.Writers should never generalise. They all do this.

3.pls dun use internet language k thnx

4.Avoid cliches like the plague, they’re old hat.

5.Comparisons are just as bad cliches.

6.Exaggerating is a billion times worse than comparing.

Seven. Be consistent!

8.Don’t take advice from people on fanon websites.

9.Don’t make lists that end in odd numbers.