SpongeBob visits Discord

SpongeBob visits Discord is a Spin-Off Kings entry submitted by for the sixth round of season one.

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SpongeBob visits Discord

SpongeBob: [talks on the phone] Hey Pat! I think we should try using the internet again! We had so much fun last time!

Patrick: Way ahead of ya, again haha. [giggles]

SpongeBob: There's an application called discord and I wanna check out a few servers about ME! Yaya.

Patrick: I doubt there are any about me. Hey, maybe there's one about Squidward! [Patrick picks up a rock and smashes it at Squidward's window.] That's to get squdward's attention haha. The classic way of waking up a squid.

Squidward: Will you two dunderheads leave me alone! And look what you've done to my WINDOW! [head blows up]

Patrick: Yeah friend, I smashed it for ya. Hope you enjoy all the damages. Nice view though.

Squidward: What for?!

Patrick: To get your attention.

Squidward: For what!?

Patrick: Oh uh, spongebob probably knows the answer. My brain kinda popped out of my head when I was trying to see what was inside my skull by trying to crack it on my rock.

Squidward: Okay, I don't even know how dumb of a starfish you can get at times. But I guess I'll come over just to see your shenanigans if that's what'll get you to leave me alone!

Patrick: Okay, c'ya in four hours. Uh, [sweats panically] I mean minutes!

Squidward: Ugh. [growns] Instead of seeing a sponge and a star, I'd rather be hanging out with the annoying orange and mr. banana man. But too bad Squiddy, that's what you've meant to live. [sighs] [opens SpongeBob's door]

Squidward: What do you want, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: Oh sorry Squidward for the wait. While Patrick was talking to you, I was getting some server invites for some pop spongebob servers. And yes, I'm famous apparently in the world of homo-sapiens and baboons.

Squidward: Those mindless creatures are disgusting.

SpongeBob: Oh no no, Squidward! Never insult the monkeys! Who knows, we may be meeting a gorilla soon. Haha ''[flashbacks to the time when they met a gorilla in "I Had an Accident." Patrick faints and SpongeBob revives him with a Krabby Patty.]''

SpongeBob: Patrick, there there. Chew it while itz hot! That's the best time to eat a KK.

Patrick: [wakes up] Yay.

Squidward: [bored] Oh brother.

SpongeBob: Okay so, the first server in our checklist would be the SpongeBobia Chatroom server which is the official server for ESB.

Squidward: [puzzled] Wait, how did you get a discord account?!

SpongeBob: I stole it from someone.

Squidward: Who?

SpongeBob: A guy named Nintendo Bro 32 I think.

Squidward: Wow, I can hardly imagine what that guy's going through. Especially with the fact his account is hacked by a rogue sea sponge.

SpongeBob: Okay, I entered the server. Time to switch on discord mode!

~ RedBomb1#9772 has been sent to the brig by Golfpecks256 ~ ~ Nintendo Bro 32 [HACKED] #3274 has just left the SpongeBobia Chatroom. Bye bye. ~
 * Nintendo Bro 32 [HACKED]#3274 entered the SpongeBobia chatroom.
 * Anthony2306: Who's nintendo bro?!
 * DanzxvFan8275: Wait, WHO INVITED NINTENDO?!
 * Anthony2306: Idk. What's he doing here? And who is he?
 * Nintendo Bro 32 [HACKED]: Hi
 * Anthony2306: Hi
 * DanzxvFan8275: Someone ban this troll.
 * Nintendo Bro 32 [HACKED]: I'm not nintendo bro, silly. I'm SpongeBot.
 * SpongeBot678: Who?
 * Nintendo Bro 32 [HACKED]: SpongeBob* I meant SpongeBob.
 * Lumoshi: Wow. Pretty sure sea sponges aren't smart enough to use discord.
 * Nintendo Bro 32 [HACKED]: I'm not Patrick lol. I really am SpongeBob.
 * Alex.sapre: What? [furiously] Who gave nintendo the permanent invite?!
 * Nintendo Bro 32 [HACKED]: I'm not nintendo.
 * Golfpecks256: Ah Nintendo Bro. Long time no see, ready to say goodbye to this server?
 * Spongebob456: Pretty sure users who are blocked on the wiki shouldn't be here tbh. Correct me if I'm wrong.
 * Nintendo Bro 32 [HACKED]: For the last time, I'm not nintendo.
 * Alex.sapre: Then why is your username, Nintendo Bro 32?
 * Golfpecks256: And why does it say "[HACKED]" on it.
 * Nintendo Bro 32 [HACKED]: Because I hacked his account. Want me to show proof?
 * DanzxvFan8275: Face it nintendo. Your excuses are horrible lol.
 * Nintendo Bro 32 [HACKED]: [posts a video of himself (SpongeBob) saying the words: "Hi Discord"
 * Bluebunny507: [screams like Mr. Krabs] Eeeuuuuuugggggh! Run for your lives!
 * Golfpecks256: How the heck did red get here?!
 * Golfpecks256: Anyone else who'd like to admit to begin a troll or sock?
 * Nintendo Bro 32 [HACKED]: Okay, I'm out. This server is sooooooo..... uh, well normal. I like things that aren't normal. So SB signing out.

SpongeBob: [excitedly] Wow! I never knew monkeys could talk!

Squidward: [disgusted] They can't.

SpongeBob: Then how did they respond? Are they robots?

Squidward: No, it's probably because they're not monkeys you moron!

Patrick: What are they then, Tentacles!? [smirks]

Squidward: Get a brain before you earn the right to call me by my last name!

Patrick: You're right, Tentacles isn't your last name. Stupid brain. Hi, Tennisballs.

Squidward: [frustrated] Ugh!

SpongeBob: Okay, moving on. Next server on the list. The NatRox Server of Awesomeness.

Patrick: Wat?

Squidward: Who's NatRox?

SpongeBob: Well I better find out then! [winks] I'm also changing my username to Mr. SB. Just stating the obvious.

~ Mr. SB #3274 has just entered the NatRox Server of Awesomeness. Have fun! ~ French narrator: 102,974 years later. French narrator: [tiredly and in an elderly voice] Another 18,000 seconds later. I also need a replacement. [arm breaks off and time card goes black.] ~ C'ya Mr. SB #3274! C'ya around! ~
 * Mr. SB: Hi.
 * SpongeBot678: Uh, hi.
 * Mr. SB: Hey SpongeBot. You should ditch the ESB server. Looks very inactive to me.
 * Golfpecks256: Never ditch ESB my friend! ESB is just running slow, that's all. With the help of my chat meet ups project, I shall revive both the ESB chat, and its discord, haha. [proudly laughs]
 * Mr. SB: Hi Golf. I'm from the SpongeBobia server.
 * Golfpecks256: Are you Red then?
 * Mr. SB: No, I'm SpongeBob.
 * SpongeBot678: Oh yeah. The video. [sighs]
 * Mr. SB: I want to meet NatRox if that's possible?
 * PhillyDanTheG: Oh that's impossible I'm afraid. Unless you manage to wait 102,974 years from now.
 * Mr. SB: [shrugs] Sounds good to me. [posts thumbs up emoji]
 * Mr. SB: [talks in a faint, elderly voice] Okay, I have a white beard now. Is it time yet?
 * TheKorraFanatic: No sir. You should be drinking your daily cup of tea before it's nap time.
 * Mr. SB: How much time left....?
 * PhillyDanTheG: 18,000 seconds left.
 * NatRox: Hello!
 * Mr. SB: How on earth are you still talking like a young chap?
 * NatRox: Huh?
 * Mr. SB: Me, Patrick and Squidward have been waiting so long. What happened mate?
 * NatRox: Wait what?! [freaks out] Patrick, Squidward.... and....? Who is this speaking?
 * Mr. SB: SpongeBob SquarePants of course! [shows video]
 * NatRox: [faints]
 * Mr. SB: Someone give this user support and therapy. But until then, I'm afraid I have to leave. Best wishes to your server Nat. And I'll always consider you as my biggest fan, whenever you wake up. But remember, don't be a weenie. [winks]

Squidward: So? Did you get the chance to meet Nat?

SpongeBob: Yes, sort of.

Squidward: Ah well.

SpongeBob: One server left! Uh-oh.

Squidward: What is it?

SpongeBob: Just a bit scared of this last one?

Squidward: Well. While you were visiting the past two, me and Patrick got discord accounts. So we'll enter the server with you.

SpongeBob: [nervously] M'kay.

Patrick: Ye, what's the server called?

SpongeBob: The SpongeBob Fanon Wiki....

Patrick: YES! Finally, a server with good tastes.

Squidward: What a minute, what do you mean by "good tastes."

Patrick: What I mean about good tastes? What I mean about good tastes is what I mean about good tastes.

SpongeBob: I don't get it.

Patrick: So what I mean about good tastes is that.... (etc.)

SpongeBob: [cuts in sentence creating an arguement] Yeah yeah. No way. That server is too toxic for a clean sponge like me.

Squidward: How do you know that if you haven't even seen it?!

[silence for two minutes]

SpongeBob: Good point. Fine, as long as you two are with me, I'm good to go.

Patrick: [dramatically] We're going in! Mr. Squish!

Squidward: How pathetic.

~ Mr. SB #3274 has just entered the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki server. Have fun! ~ ~ Mr. Squidward Tortellini #3275 has just entered the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki. Have fun! ~ ~ Mr. Pstar77 #3276 has just entered the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki server. Have fun! ~
 * Squidward Tortellini: Okay, so my last name was supposed to be tentacles but because auto-correct exists, I made a typo and typed Tortellini instead. So just ignore that btw.


 * Jackhackers: What. Who are you people?!


 * SpongeBot678: Welcome back SpongeBob. I see you brought a couple of friends but I'd like video proof that they're real.

[both users post videos of themselves saying "Hi Discord." This time, SBCA (a.k.a Luis, the owner) faints.]


 * CrazySponge: SpongeBob. Did you bring along my special hero with you, the hoopla guy from The KK Training Video?!


 * MrSB: No but I can try and hook him up to discord. It'll take me a few minutes. For now, just chat with Mr. Squidward.


 * Purple133: Hi Tortellini. Have you made any lasagna yet?


 * Squidward Tortellini: Stop calling me that! And I hate lasagna.


 * Golfpecks256: No comment. But I have to say, I love lasagna.


 * Pstar77: So do I! I eat lasagna with some rocks.


 * Matchy: Uh, are you sure you're speaking English correctly?


 * Pstar77: Yeah, rocks. They help me digest food.


 * Golfpecks256: I can hardly imagine how Bikini Bottomites digest their food. Sounds absolutely disgusting.


 * Jasbre: May I ask why you are all invading this server's special on wiki privacy?


 * Pstar77: How dare you say that to your inspirational heroes! You should be inspired by me to sit in a rock all day staring at a wall. That's productive.


 * Squidward Tortellini: Good choice of words, that's a first.


 * Golfpecks256: Look, SpongeBob came back online!


 * MrSB: I sure did! And I invited the whole of Bikini Bottom!


 * Jasbre: [shocked] You did wha-?!

~ Hoopla fish #3277 has just entered the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki server. Have fun! ~ ~ Mr. K #3278 has just entered the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki server. Have fun! ~ ~ Sandy Cheeks #3279 has just entered the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki server. Have fun! ~ ~ Larry the Lobster #3280 has just entered the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki server. Have fun! ~ ~ Giant Clam #3281 has just entered the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki server. Have fun! ~ ~ Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy #3282 has just entered the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki server. Have fun! ~ ~ Potty the Parrot #3283 has just entered the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki server. Have fun! ~ ~ Mr. Flying Dutchman #3284 has just entered the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki server. Have fun! ~ ~ Old Man Jenkins #3285 has just entered the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki server. Have fun! ~ ~ Fred #3286 has just entered the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki server. Have fun! ~ ~ Sheldon Plankton #3287 has just entered the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki server. Have fun! ~ ~ Karen #3288 has just entered the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki server. Have fun! ~ ~ Vincent Waller #3289 has just entered the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki server. Have fun! ~ ~ Stephen Hillenburg #3290 has just entered the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki server. Have fun! ~ ~ Paul Tibbit #3291 has just entered the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki server. Have fun! ~ ~ Mrs. Puff #3292 has just entered the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki server. Have fun! ~ ~ Ned and the Needlefish Band #3293 has just entered the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki server. Have fun! ~ ~ Squilliam Fancyson #3294 has just entered the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki server. Have fun! ~ ~ Gary the Snail #3295 has just entered the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki server. Have fun! ~ ~ Pearl Krabs #3296 has just entered the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki server. Have fun! ~ ~ Patchy the Pirate #3297 has just entered the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki server. Have fun! ~ ~ Painty the Pirate #3298 has just entered the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki server. Have fun! ~ ~ King Neptune #3299 has just entered the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki server. Have fun! ~ ~ Ze Frenchy narrator #3300! has just entered the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki server. Have fun! ~

[cricket chirps and silence for a minute] Lyrics https://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/I_Wrote_This
 * MrSB: Is that enough peeps for ya?
 * MrSB: [yells] I said, IS THAT ENOUGH PEEPS FOR YA?
 * Crowd yells.
 * Hoopla fish: HOOPLA! HOOPLA!
 * CrazySponge: HOOPLA! Yaya!
 * Old Man Jenkins: I'm the king of spit! Bleh.
 * Mr. K: I hope I'm getting paid at this event.
 * Patchy: Where am I? [puzzled]
 * Potty: You're on your computer, dummy.
 * Patchy: Ah right.
 * Golfpecks256: Get outta here you scallywags! Go created your own server and rock.
 * MrSB: Rock! That's the perfect idea! Ned and the Needlefish, play that song from "Sing a Song from Patrick" called https://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/I_Wrote_This "I Wrote This" haha.

~ Bigfoot #3301 has just entered the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki server. Have fun! ~
 * Fred: My ears! My leg!
 * Mermaid Man: EVVVVVIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL! That song is evil!
 * Barnacle Boy: Quit doing that already.
 * Sheldon Plankton: Ahahaha! I shall now invite my latest scheme. My friend Man Ray and I have created an account that's purely nasty. Say hello to the BIGGEST OF THE FOOTS. HIT IT!
 * Bigfoot: Bwahahahaha. Bleh, bleh, bleh. @everyone, @everyone, @everyone
 * French narrator: 1,000 @ everyone(s) later
 * Bigfoot: And for the grand finale: @everyone Ha!
 * Ze French narrator: I forgot why I'm here. I forgot why I existed. It's been so many years. I'm near the end. I need to retire soon. After I hear one more theme song rerun!

Discord version

 * Painty the Pirate: Are you ready, kids? [Seagulls sounds can be heard in the background]
 * @everyone: Aye-aye, Captain!
 * @Painty: I can't hear you!
 * @everyone: Aye-aye, Captain!
 * Painty: Ohhhhhhhh...! Who lives in a server under the sea?
 * @everyone: SpongeBob SquarePants!
 * Painty: Absorbent and funny and talkative is he?
 * @everyone: SpongeBob SquarePants!
 * Painty: If nautical invites be something you wish,
 * @everyone: SpongeBob SquarePants!
 * Painty: Then join on the crib and talk like a fish!
 * Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
 * Painty: Ready?
 * Painty and Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!
 * Painty: SpongeBooobbbbb.... SquarePaaaaaaants! A-ha-ha-ha-ha!
 * [SpongeBob plays his . We hear the seagulls again and the song ends]

[episode ends]