User blog:SimonAnderson23/Let's Read: Shadow

Oh, Shadow. Everyone knows about Shadow. Even though it was not actually the first episode, it's remembered as the first today. Let's read it, shall we? ​Not sure if fresh and original idea Actually sounds interesting! Let's read! ​The transcript fracking exists, how can the maker be announced in the future? Like Plankton's never tried to do that before! WRONG ​Really? More evil laughter? It was only, like, 10 seconds before the last time he did it!
 * SpongeBob battles a snake creature when Patrick is kidnapped.
 * SpongeBob must battle a snake monster created by Plankton called King Cobra after Squidward has a near-death experience and Patrick is kidnapped. But there is more. Plankton has the formula! Will Spongebob get it back?
 * Maker: TBA
 * Narrator:   Ahh, a beautiful day at (confused) The Chum Bucket?
 * Plankton: OK, Now you, King Cobra, will destroy EVERYONE in Bikini Bottom, AND I WILL RULE THE WORLD! (evil laughter)
 * King Cobra: Yes Sir (Slithers out the building)
 * Plankton: It feels good to be the ruler (more evil laughter) (We then zoom to the Krusty Krab)
 * Customer: I would like one Krabby Patty, please.

Squidward: Whatever. (To SpongeBob) One Krabby Patty

Spongebob: Yes, sir! (SpongeBob squeezes a Krabby Patty through one of his holes while whistling a tune. He uses The Force to get the lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, onions, pickles and buns. He simply stacks one on top ofeach other in simple order.) ​The..... force?
 * Spongebob: One Krabby Patty!

(The TV turns on)

News Reporter: This just in! A giant King Cobra is about to attack everyone in Bikini Bottom!

SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs: KING COBRA?!?! How does the TV just turn on?
 * SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs: KING COBRA?!?!

Mr. Krabs: Why does that name sound so familiar?

SpongeBob: What do you mean Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: I don't know, its like deja vu....

SpongeBob: Well, whatever it is, I don't like it! I'm going home right now and getting Gary before anything bad happens! Cool! I wonder what happens next! Oh. AND ITS BEEN A FREAKING YEAR!!
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BUT WAIT! Let's take another look at the main page! !Airdate: October 31st, 2009 (KidsTube) Kids.... Tube? You mean this? http://www.kidstube.com/
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 * April 13, 2010 (TV)
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