The Mixup

The mixup is the 3rd ep of s1 of Cult of Squid.

Transcript
(Episode starts outside the lodge. After a few seconds the shot cuts inside the lodge to Brother Squidward on his throne holding canned bread)

Squidward: oh canned bread, how i love thee.

Noseward: (walks in) sup, brother Squidward.

Squidward: AH! (quickly holds the can behind his back) uh, h-hi!

Noseward: brother squidward, are you planning to eat canned bread again? Y

Squidward: n-no!

Noseward: you know what our slave doctor said!

Cult member: yeah! Where is that doctor?

Other cult member: yeah, i accidentally dropped him in the cage.

(Cuts to the cage)

Doctor: this isn't helping my claustrophobia!

Fred: you'll get used to it.

Chocolate fish: chocolate…

Fred: you ok man?

(Cuts back with a fade effect saying “Foreshadowing!!”)

Squidward: whatever.

Cult member: i just realised, brother Squidward’s initials are b-

Noseward: alright, that's enough. (Whips member)

The initiator: (walks in holding a bloody axe) woo! That last guy put up a fight!

Squidward: how many times do i have to tell you, you're the INITIATOR, not the EXECUTIONER!

Initiator: oh. So uh, will i get paid, or-

Squidward: get out.

Initiator: aw… (walks out)

Noseward: brother squidward, now that i think about it, we haven't seen the feathered freaks in a while.

Squidward: hm, you're right.

Noseward: i think we should spy on them.

Squidward: good idea! Here's a pebble. (Throws pebble at Noseward) We'd need some sorta disguise….

Noseward: I'll make some. (Runs off)

Squidward: you're a nose, how could you possibl-

Noseward: (zips back in with perfect costumes of the feathered friends) done.

Squidward: wha-

Noseward: we need 4 people though.

Squidward: uh, you, security, the initiator and i will.

Security: (walks in) what were you saying about me?

(Cuts to the 4 members in costumes)

Squidward: alright, so I'm Spongebob, Noseward’s plankton, The initiator is mr krabs and security is Patrick. Move out!

(They all run out)

(Cut to the feathered friends walking towards the lodge in costumes of the members)

Spongebob: alright gang, so here's the order, im the initiator, mr krabs is Squidward, patrick is the security and Plankton is the nose guy.

Patrick: let's spy!

Spongebob: march!

(Cuts to noseward)

Noseward: this is gonna be easy as cake!

(Spongebob steps on Noseward)

Spongebob: plankton? You're not wearing your disguise!

Noseward: wha?! Wait no- I'm not-

(Spongebob picks up noseward and walks back to the krusty krab)

Noseward: im not plankton!

(Cuts to security)

Security: those feathered dips won't know what hit em!

(He runs into patrick)

Security: wha- me?!

Patrick: me?!

(They circle each other)

Both: you look like me…

Patrick: my head hurts! (Runs to the lodge)

Security: (runs after him) get back here!

(Mr krabs sneaks into the lodge)

Mr krabs: those idiots won't know what hit them!

Cult member: brother squidward! Get on your throne!

Mr krabs: wha- (gets thrown on the throne)

Cult member: you're late for our daily worships!

Mr krabs: wait!

(They start worshipping him)

Mr krabs: eh, I'll let it slide.

(Cuts to plankton walking in)

Cult member: noseward?! I thought you went to spy on the feather freaks!

Plankton: they were, were they?

Cult member: uh, yeah.

(Cuts to the initiator inside the krusty krab alone)

Initiator: hello?

(Cuts to Spongebob walking back to the lodge)

Spongebob: those dumps wont know what hit em!

Noseward: yeah, me too?

(They enter the lodge)

Spongebob: wait, the nose dude is here?!

Plankton: who's this noseward wannabe?

Noseward: why i otta…

(They punch each other and they both fly backwards into a wall and pass out)

Spongebob: this is weird.

(The 2 securities run in)

Patrick: oh hi spongebob!

Spongebob: Patrick, shh!

Noseward: wha- that's spongebob?! Then… Who's that other noseward?!

Plankton: (throws costume off) me!

Noseward: wha?!

Security: who're you?!

Patrick: security!

Squidward: (walks into the lodge) bad news cult members, the feathered friends have all lef- hey!

Mr krabs: uh oh.

(They all get into a fight until all their costumes come off)

Squidward: (throws them out) and stay out!

Security: my head hurts from that… (walks off) i need aspirin…

Noseward: my nose hurts…

Squidward: we gotta clean up this mess. Hey, has anyone seen the initiator?

(Cuts to the initiator inside the Krusty krab)

The initiator: (walks out) im gonna go now.