I Married Sandy

I Married Sandy is an episode of The Squarepants Family but made a big difference to the series as it meant that it wouldn't be just Spongebob and his parents at the family but Sandy too.

Transcript
TV Announcer: We now return to Bottom Water Life

Spongebob: Oh boy I love this episode

Joe: Hello Sandra

Sandra: Wanna Marry Joe?

TV Announcer: The following scenes may make *sniff* people cry

Father Squarepants turns off tv

Spongebob: Hey that was getting good

Father Squarepants: This episode makes your mom cry

Mother Squarepants: I wish you never did that fake wedding

Spongebob: Sometimes I wish we actually had a propper wedding

Sandy: Do you really wish that?

Spongebob: Yes?

Mother Squarepants: Can we actually have something on the TV

Sandy: Well there is news on at KTV

Mother Squarepants: Great thanks Future Spongebob's wife

Spongebob: Mom!

TV Host: Now an automatic dialer has been driving Bikini Bottom crazy

Phone rings

Spongebob: Hello Squarepants residence

Guy on the phone: Greetings do you want to be happy for life you have the power send *Beeeeep*

Spongebob: Hello? Yello?

Sandy: Oh that's just a scam call probably the one that the guy on tv was talking about

TV Host: Next it seems like the auto dialer has been destroyed by a team of Police Fish next on KTV, It's time for Crime Scene Team Fish or CSTF for short

Sandy: What's with the knock-off of CSI

Spongebob: CSI?

Sandy: Well in texas we have a tv show called CSI which is Crime Scene Investigation

Spongebob: Oh OK

Sandy: So when are we gettin' married

Spongebob: Well the Krusty Krab is free for the night why not we have it there with good ol' Mr. Krabs as our best man

Sandy: Good idea now can we turn CSTF it is offending me

Cuts to scene with Spongebob and Sandy sitting on the couch

TV Announcer: We now go to The Big Bang Sea

Sandy: Oh what next Buddies instead of Friends?

TV Announcer: And after this it is time for Buddies

Sandy: Spoke too soon

Spongebob: Oh come on every sitcom on BBNBC is good

Sandy: Another Knock-Off Bikini Bottom know a lot about America I mean in Texas we have NBC

Father Squarepants comes in blowing bubbles from his pipe

Father Squarepants: Well tommorow is your wedding day

Sandy: Don't we need dates first

Father Squarepants: Well we used too but not anymore anyway we will be there too

Sandy: I never knew the differences between Texas and Bikini Bottom

Spongebob: Oh well we can still marry

Cuts to scene with Mother Squarepants(Putting on lipstick) and Father Squarepants(Still blowing bubbles with his pipe)

Father Squarepants: Why are you putting on lipstick

Mother Squarepants: Why are you blowing bubbles

Father Squarepants throws his pipe out the window

Father Squarepants: What are you talking about

Laugh track comes from The Big Bang Sea

Spongebob and Sandy start laughing

The Next Day time card shows up

Spongebob: Well today's the day Sandy

Sandy: Aren't I ready

Mother Squarepants: Are you ready

Father Squarepants: I'm ready I'm ready

Spongebob: I heard that catchphrase theif

Scene cuts to Krusty Krab

Father Squarepants: Look at this

Mother Squarepants: I am looking [Starts texting]

Mr. Krabs: Spongebob do you take Sandy as your new wife

Spongebob: Of course

Mr. Krabs: Sandy do you take Spongebob as your Husband

Sandy: Yeahhhhh

Mr. Krabs: You may kiss the bride

Spongebob and Sandy kiss

Mother Squarepants starts crying

Father Squarepants gets out a pipe

Mother Squarepants: Isn't this cute

Father Squarepants puts his pipe in his pocket

Father Squarepants: What?

The End