User blog:DanzxvFan8275/Bikini Bottom Survival Season 2 Sneak Peak

[Time card says January 10, 2017 at 2:08 p.m. Everyone is asleep, as the news channel comes on with breaking news.]

CNN Reporter: Sorry to interrupt you in these early hours, but Typhoon Haiyan is coming stronger than ever. Winds of speeds up to 180 miles per hour near the Northern area of The Philippines. Vigan and Sagada were hit at around 1:00 a.m., and Manila is being wrecked right now. We now cut to ABS-CBA in Manila, Philippines.

SpongeBob: Holy crap!

ABS-CBA Reporter: Salamat. Ngayon, ang hangin ay nakakalat sa hangin, at nakakakuha ng mas mahirap para sa mga mamamayan na makahanap ng kanlungan. Maghintay, bakit ako ay tumataas? (Thank you. Now, winds are scattering through the air, and it is getting more difficult for citizens to find shelter. Wait, why I am I rising?) [looks up to see that he’s getting sucked in by the eye.] Salamat sa pagtingin sa ABS-CBN, kung saan ang reporter na ito ay hindi maaalala! (Thank you for watching ABS-CBN, where this reporter will not be remembered!) [gets sucked in by eye and dies]

Squidward: It was supposed to come around noon! The storms only about 3 hours away now!

Tune in for Losing The Way, the Bikini Bottom Survival Season 2 premiere, airing on September 2, 2017!