Here Comes Aaron

Here Comes Aaron is the 4th season 1 episode of The Adventures of Travis and Tim!. It released on the 20th of October 2019, after two months in writing.

Cast

 * Travis
 * Tim
 * Aaron
 * John Fandom
 * Tim's gay kid (mentioned)

Script
Tv voice: welcome back to another episode of caught jacking off! This episode, a boy named Dylan is caught jacking off in his classroom!

(John Fandom can be heard screaming from outside)

 

Travis: oh, I love this show!

 

(John fandom bursts through the door)

 

John: this is NOT Fandom-appropriate! (Grabs remote) watch this instead! (Changes channel to a family friendly show)

 

Travis: THIS is awful, but not as awful as what you've done to my WALL!! Get out of my house!

 

John: One more non-fandom appropriate activity and i bomb your house to the ground! (Bursts through wall to get outside)

 

Tim: (walks into room) morning, travi- WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR WALL?!

 

Travis: It'll be fine in the next scene, just watch.

 

(Travis claps his hands twice and the scene changes to the wall being fixed)

 

Travis: see?

 

Tim: That was definitely something.

 

Travis: I have no idea how I am able to do that. Honestly, it freaks me out.

 

(Travis claps his hands twice again and a house falls from the sky, landing next to theirs.)

 

Tim: hey, who's house is that?

 

Aaron: (from outside): MY BONES!!

 

Travis: we should greet our new neighbor.

 

Tim: I hope they're not gay-

 

(John Fandom runs up to Tim and punches him)

 

Tim: OW!

 

(Travis walks outside)

 

Aaron: Thank Sandal you're here. You see, I'm in a bit of a stickier-than-dylan's-desk situation her-

 

(Travis interrupts)

 

Travis: You watch that show too?!

 

Aaron: yes, but I don't see why that's important. Anyway, I was making some tea in my marvelous country of England and all of a sudden, I'm dropped into the middle of Martinez.

 

Tim: Yeesh, that sucks. One question, though, are you gay?

 

(John Fandom points his sniper rifle at Tim's head)

 

Tim: I meant happy, JOHN!

 

John: im watching you…

 

Aaron: I'm not happy at all.

 

Travis: Great! You'll fit right in.

 

Tim: so I don't get to shoot anyone?

 

Travis: not this time, Tim. Not this time.

 

Aaron: hey, can i ask for a favor?

 

Travis: sure, what is it?

 

Aaron: can you help me tidy my place up? It's a total mess.

 

Travis: sure, I'd be happy to help you!

 

Aaron: Great! Uh, just a warning, it may take a while.

 

Travis: eh, it's fine, we can just- (opens the door and sees how much of a mess Aaron's house is) oh my holy Jesus.

 

Catholic Travis: (in the distance) our God is an awesome god!

 

Aaron: while you do that, I'll go over to the hospital. (Limps offscreen)

 

Travis: where's Tim?

 

(Tim is being interrogated by John Fandom)

 

Tim: You pull your pants right back up, Mr. Fando-

 

(Cuts back to Travis, who is visibly shocked.)

 

Travis: I knew that there was something off about Mr. Fandom.

 

(Tim crawls into the frame covered in blood and some white sticky stuff, possibly blue)

 

Tim: It's glue and jelly, I swear.

 

John: it better be.

 

Travis:S-sure Tim.

 

John: i am THIS close to fucking your shit up.

 

(Aaron walks out of his house)

 

Travis: werent you just in the hospital?

 

Tim: just go with it, lock is a lazy piece of shit.

 

Aaron: Finished cleanin- wait is that cum?

 

John Fandom: Back to the hospital you go.

 

Aaron: Bring it on bi-

 

(Cut to a shot of an ambulance going past, Aaron is screaming)

 

Tim: so what was this episode about again?

 

Travis: Meeting Aaron.

 

Tim: who's Aaron?

 

Travis: Who knows?

 

(Aaron walks out of his house again)

 

(John Fandom rips the frame in half)

 

John: This episode is a mess, deleted!

 

Tim (from outside of the frame) : No, please! I have kids!

 

John: One of them is gay.

 

Tim: So am I- I mean I have one kid!

John: That's enough.