User blog:Pigboy24/Mini-Kid Awards

Forget The Gary Awards, lets do The Mini-Kid awards!

Skit 1 - Roll The Titles!
Kidboy: Just a bit longer, then the bus will be here.

Boy: Hi!

Kidboy: Who are you?

Boy: I'm Gus, duh. This is a Gus Stop. I'm the bus.

Kidboy: Roll the titles!

[Saturday Night Takeaway Theme Song plays]

Best User
Kidboy: The best user is........... Sci!

Sci: Thank you.

Kidboy: Now time for another skit.

Skit 2 - Skit
Kidboy: This is the best skit ever!

Skit: You mean I'm the best Skit ever.

Kidboy: No, the skit your in now.

Best Spin-Off
Kidboy: OK, 2nd place is my ACNK but to make it far we'll award best spin-off to............ Absorbent Days!

Sci: You do know this isn't the MrScience12 Awards.

Kidboy: Yes I do know that, thats why LOAC and A Day With SpongeBob SquarePants win aswell.

Sci: Is this a skit?

Kidboy: No.

Best Blocked User
Kidboy: The best blocked user goes to.......................Da Nerd!

Sci: And now this skit:

Skit 3 - 7
Toddler: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6-

Da Nerd: 7!

Toddler: [crys]

Da Nerd: Who cares?

[A nearby toddler raises its hand]

Best App
Kidboy: [really fast] First place Flappy Clam, 2nd place SpongeBob Tapped Out 3rd place Sandy Adventures Letter Adventures.

Sci: Wha?

French Narrator: Please rewind and put subtitles on.

Skit 4 - Best Video Game And A Very Bad Joke
Sci:  Every video game because Kidboy has something wrong with his mouth.

Kidboy: Sorry IRmjii got me to do a Tongue Twister! Get it? Nope.

Everything Else
Sci: Tanner

Kidboy: IRmjii

[Sci throws up and IRmjii walks in]

IRmjii: Violet

Sci: Thats my line!

[Sci and IRmjii fight]

Kidboy: Krazy, DangerZ ,Summer and RamDarre. And if we missed you, you get the award too. Thats you, not your project.