The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie V: The Great Regime

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie VI: The Great Regime (also known as SpongeBob: The Great Regime) is a 2028 animated feature film based off of the SpongeBob SquarePants television series.

After the moderate success of the previous film, Viacom greenlit a new movie following a pitch by Butch Hartman and Bernie Sanders. Joel Schumacher was forced to step down as director due to the inconsistent quality of his previous films; Schumacher settled for a position as executive producer, but was reportedly unhappy with the direction the movie took, due to it's lack of nipples and it's failure to include a cameo by George Clooney. Executives reportedly took issue with the political nature of the film; however, Bernie Sanders threatened to unleash alien specimen Ted Cruz onto the world if the movie's production was halted, so the executives hesitantly allowed the team to continue.

Plot
After Donald Trump takes over the world, SpongeBob is forced to come out of retirement and team up with new, one-dimensional allies to destroy Trump's wall and restore peace to land and sea.

Cast

 * Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants, Patchy the Pirate, French Narrator, SpongeGar
 * Alec Baldwin as Donald Trump
 * Vladimir Putin as President Bannon
 * Charles Martinet as Wario, Waluigi
 * Ryan Reynolds as Kino Visionary Deadpool
 * Clancy Brown as Don Krab
 * Carlos Alazraqui/David Lewis as Overused Yelling Teacher, Overused Yelling Mom
 * Eric Bauza as Punchy the Boxing Kangaroo, Blue Stewie
 * Daran Norris as Spotlight Stealing Dad, Loud Green Fairy Guy
 * Mr. Lawrence as Potty the Parrot, Plankton/Plackton, Fred My Leg
 * Mark DeCarlo as Hugh Neutron (the duck guy)
 * Ben Affleck as Batman/Bruce Wayne, The Crimson Chin
 * Gal Gadot as Franchise Dependence Unit
 * Jeremy Irons as Alfred
 * Christopher Nolan as Literally Jesus
 * Hayden Christensen as I Don't Like Sand
 * Tara Strong as Timmy Turner
 * Will Smith as Title Dropper
 * Shrek the Ogrelord as Prophet
 * Henry Cavill as MOPEY MURDERMAN!
 * Guy Fieri as Food Warrior
 * Donkey Kong as himself
 * Rob Riggle as Aloysius O'Hare (LET IT DIE)
 * Vinesauce Joel as GRAND DAD!
 * Lanky Kong as The C.G. Successor
 * Enlightened Mudman as Gar Gar Gar
 * George Lucas as Jar Jar Binks
 * Jared Leto as Used Condom
 * Rob Paulsen as Carl Wheezer, Mark Chang
 * Rob Schneider as Reptilian Leader
 * Crenandoli as the Stromboli
 * Zack Snyder as S.N.Y.D.R.A. Leader
 * Matt Reeves as False Hope
 * Rodger Bumpass as Squog, Dr. Gil Gilliam
 * Bernie Sanders as Guy on Deathbed (cameo)
 * David Ayer as Gangsta
 * Butch Hartman as his own swelled ego, Dr. Rip Studwell
 * Bill Fagerbakke as Mr. Pirateson, Patrick NotStar, Patar
 * Not Adam West as Catman
 * Ron Jeremy as himself
 * Alan Cummings as The Great Gazoo
 * Seth Rogen as dank kush bruh lol
 * Jim Ward as Doug Dimmadome (Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome)
 * Chris Kirkpatrick as Chip Skylark, Shiny Teeth
 * Chris Wedge as Scrat, Camel

Music
Grant Kirkhope, composer of Resurrection and Ice Age: Go Thaw Yourself, returned to compose the score alongside John Powell; additional music was provided by Guy Moon under the lazy supervision of Butch Hartman. Chris Kirkpatrick was brought onto the project to reprise his role as Chip Skylark, and sang a variation of "Let it Grow" for the film alongside Fletcher Sheridan.

This is, notably, the first film in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie universe that does not feature any Smash Mouth music. Additionally, although Clancy Brown provided the voice of Don Krab, he declined an offer to beatbox the soundtrack, stating that "my beatboxing career has developed too much to be in a trash film like this".

Promotions and Controversy
To tease the film, Butch Hartman released a storyboard of a scene with Denzel Crocker and his mother onto Instagram; this was met with universally negative reception, with many fans and critics citing similarities to recent seasons of The Fairly OddParents. Hartman responded by posting a storyboard of Cosmo and Timmy's Dad together, believing that this was what the public wanted; this too was met with criticism. He later deleted his Instagram and cried softly to himself while cradling his Foop plush.

The first trailer for the film was released at Comic Con 2027, and was met with mixed reactions; critics praised Alec Baldwin's performance as Trump, Patchy the Pirate's role in the plot, Hugh Neutron's appearance as Donut Boy, and the political satire; however, the over-saturation of Mr. Crocker, Timmy's Dad and Foop was met with dissatisfaction. Following the trailer's premiere, a writers panel was held once again, with writers Ben Affleck, Chris Terrio, BubbleBud, Ray DeLaurentis, and Will Schifrin appearing to answer crowd questions; however, Ray DeLaurentis only responded "OOOOOOHHHH TIMMMMYYYY!!!!!" in Daran Norris' voice`1a throughout, and fainted 15 minutes in. Will Schifrin shielded himself in a Foop cosplay, and reportedly prayed to Rob Reiner silently. Detractors of the movie's contents were terminated by Punchy, who stated, "SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE!".

Donald Trump, current leader of America, expressed dissatisfaction with the movie's plot, and released the following statement at a press conference; "You know, this movie, it's, well, just another way for the FAKE NEWS media to bash me. I've done nothing wrong in office. The economy has been THE BIGGEST it's ever been in terms of recession.THAT'S RIGHT, SUCK IT, MEXICO!!!! *cough* Why, just look at my approval rate, it's freakin' 181%! Oh, wait, that's not the real number? Uh, well, uh, that was just what I, er, have been told, it's, erm, an alternative fact, and I've heard it around. AND DON'T LISTEN TO THE MOVIE, MY WALL IS GREAT AND WON'T COST ANYTHING!!!! THIS MOVIE IS THE ENEMY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, AND WE SHOULD FIGHT IT AT ALL COSTS!!!! SEE YOU IN COURT!!!!" Donald Trump then banned the movie's release in America, causing Paramount's PR department to focus on worldwide advertisement.

As guerilla marketing for the film, Guy Fieri dressed in a SpongeBob costume on his show Diners, Drive-In's and Dives, with no context provided. As well as this, Ben Affleck appeared on the show as Batman to beat up Fieri in one episode; it was later revealed that this wasn't planned at all.

Patchy the Pirate was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for being "the perfect human". In his acceptance speech, Patchy told audience members to "walk the plank", and ran off-stage.

A ceremony was held in New Yugoslavia, where Donkey Kong passed down the mantle of C.G. Leader to Lanky Kong. Unfortunately, Donkey Kong accidentally pulled the trigger while handing the gun to Lanky, severely injuring him. When asked for a response, Donkey Kong revealed his feature length dong.

Hugh Neutron was hired as a cop in New York City because of his role as Donut Boy; during his time as an officer, he threw donuts at passerbys and coated a large portion of the city in his creamy filling. He was later stopped by Waluigi, who beat him to death with a barbed wire tennis racquet, and hastily escaped with Wario, Negan, and Mike Myers.

Reception
The film was met with mixed reviews; critics praised the returning characters, satire, and musical performances by Chris Kirkpatrick, while the emergence of Butch Hartman's trademark running gags and yelling characters was criticized.

"Screw this." - Donald Trump

"That wasn't fun, FUN, FUN!" - Cat in the Hat and r/movies

"YOU DUN F***ED UP DC!" - Flustered Fernando

"SpongeBob SquarePants VI is concise and features a great number of characters, but a lot of potential is wasted on the typical Butch Hartman schtick." - Rotten Tomatoes, 53%

"SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE!" - Punchy the Boxing Kangaroo

"Two thumbs up my ass." - Roger Ebert

"Really? Politics? In SpongeBob? Can people just shut up already!?" - The Public

"This is pretty funny. I like it." - Steven Bannon

"We don't know what these movies are." - SpongeBob Fanon Wiki