User blog:RamDarre/Let's Point Out Everything Wrong About: Patrick Mourns the Death of His Lamp

'''Hello kids, this is the Critical Ram reviewing the article Patrick Mourns The Death Of A Lamp written by none other than JCM. However we cannot let him off of the hook without addressing several issues. '''

Oh man, gotta make this a proper noun! Every time too.

Garbage man:

WHAT! He is a dual offender! (No Spongebob Pun Intended)

Lamp piece:

Now kids will follow in his footsteps. Why JCM why?

Patrick: We had a domestic argument.