Patrick's Fan Mail (6)

Patrick's Fan Mail #6 is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Patrick is watching television when an envelope slides through his mail slot.)

Patrick: (sighs) Again?

(Patrick turns off the television, opens the envelope, and reads the letter.)

Dear Patrick,

I would like to know about your life story. Or, just tell me your relationship with SpongeBob.

Sincerely,

Panchito Gomez

P.S.: Am I getting too much deep inside for you?

Patrick: Oh no, Gomez, you didn't go nearly as deep inside me as my doctor did that one time. (rubs his bottom) He did things to me that I can never speak about.

(Patrick stares darkly at the wall.)

Patrick: Anyway, you wanna know my life story, eh? Well, I don't really remember it that much. I don't remember a lot of things. My doctor says that's because I was dropped on the head as a child. He said that before he did...the thing.

(Patrick stares darkly at the wall.)

Patrick: But I can tell you my relationship with SpongeBob! We're best friends. We've been so for as long as I can remember!

(SpongeBob knocks on Patrick's rock.)

Patrick: That's him right now!

SpongeBob: Patrick, what did you do with those Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy action figures I loaned you?

(Patrick puts the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy action figures under his bed.)

Patrick: I don't know what you're talking about!

SpongeBob: I just saw you put the action figures under your bed, Pat.

Patrick: How? Are you working for the government? Do you and your federal goonies have cameras set up in my house?

SpongeBob: No, I'm looking at you through your mail slot.

Patrick: Darn it!

(Patrick scoops up the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy action figures and prepares to leave his rock.)

Patrick: Join me next time for...whatever.

(Click here to send a fan letter to Patrick Star.)