User blog:MrScience12/A Pack of Mints

Sworn to Secrecy presents A Pack of Mints.

Transcript

 * [short begins at the ERGBB agency; the team is trying to solve a case]


 * SpongeBob: It just makes no sense. Why would someone break into the Bikini Bottom Mint just to steal one bag of money?


 * Sandy: No idea. It makes zero sense.


 * Squidward: Or should we say zero "cents"? Huh? [chuckles] What? Nothing? Come on people. Let's have a little fun.


 * Oscar: [floats in, carrying a bag of money] No time for fun. [drops bag of money on table] We just got a shipment from the government.


 * Patrick: Shipment? Government? Yikes. There's some heavy irony there, huh, Oscar?


 * SpongeBob: Heavy? Did you say...heavy? [snaps fingers] That's it! Heavy! That's the answer to our problem!


 * Patrick: Why do I feel as though I have no idea what just happened here?


 * [SpongeBob stands up]


 * SpongeBob: [takes out coin] The Bikini Bottom Mint makes coins, not dollars, which explains why the bag wouldn't be light. [lifts arm] See? The coin alone weighs about half a kilogram.


 * Sandy: About the limit that Squidward can bench press.


 * Squidward: Continuing...


 * SpongeBob: Yet about a thousand coins are in one bag produced by the mint everyday. That's about five hundred kilograms right there. This means this had to be much more than a one man job.


 * Patrick: About a three or four-man job. Who knew that money could be so heavy?


 * SpongeBob: I did. Just feel Oscar's wallet.


 * Oscar: Hey. Being the owner and CEO of the best espionage agency in all of Bikini Bottom pays quite a bit, you know.


 * [short ends]