Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-7917187-20150210151559/@comment-25854367-20150303025459

Narwhals, Narwhals

Swimming in the ocean

Causing a commotion

Because they're so awesome

Pretty big and pretty white

Beat a polar bear in a fight

Like an underwater unicorn

They got a kickass facial horn

Narwhals, they are narwhals (Just don't let 'em touch your balls)

Inventors of the shesh kebab