Rise And Shine (ADWSS Short Transcript)

(The Short opens up with Spongebob walking to the fridge with his eyes half open. He opens the fridge and pulls out a carton of milk. He pours some into a glass and drinks it)

Spongebob: Boy was that some great Seahorse Milk!. Perfect for sleeping. I will be snoozing in no time!. (He walks to his bed and gets on it). Ahhh!. Good night Gary!

Gary: Meow.

(They both go to sleep for 5 minutes until Patrick taps Spongebob on the shoulder)

Patrick: (Quietly) Spongebob are you awake?. (He nods) Good!. I need you to do me a favor and help me figure how to fix this doohickey?

Spongebob: Ok first it's not broken it's because you don't know how to play it and second you don't even play what is called the harp. Now go and get some shuteye.

Patrick: Oh. (He leaves the house)

Spongebob: Ahhhh! (He lies down and falls asleep. 5 minutes later Squidward enters)

Squidward: Spongebob?. Spongebob!. (He wakes up) Will you please for once stop letting your FILTHY MOLLUSK CHEW THE PILLOWS!!. I had to go through 3 PILLOWS BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!!! (Spongebob presses mute on the remote then drags him outside )

Spongebob: Please go to bed Squidward. It's 11:00pm!

(He shuts the door. Squidward goes to his house. Spongebob goes back into his bed. 5 minutes later Mr Krabs comes in)

Mr Krabs: Spongebob wake up i need to borrow a dollar off you for a new blanket!

Spongebob: *Sigh* All right! (He hands 1 dollar to Mr Krabs)

Mr Krabs: Thanks laddie.

(Spongebob lies down)

Spongebob: Finally i can get peace!. (He falls asleep. 5 minutes later Sandy comes by) Oh what now!!??.

Sandy: I was wondering if you have a spare wrench for a new machine i'm working on?.

Spongebob: Sure i have a wrench. In fact i have some more stuff if you wan!. HOW ABOUT A NICE T.V SET EH!?. OR MAYBE A BRAND NEW TOOTHBRUSH!!?? OR WHY NOT JUST WAKE ME UP AT 3 AM AND STEAL ANY MORE OF MY STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sandy: Jeez what's your problem?.. I only wanted a wrench. (He takes the wrench off of Spongebob's hand) Goodbye i guess.....

Spongebob: And good riddance!. Now i can fall (Yawn) asleep and probably never wake up.... (He falls asleep. 5 seconds later Spongebob wakes up and looks around to find Gary snoring). OH TATER SAUCE!!!!!!!! (He walks off)

(The Short ends)