User blog:Ponyo Fan/SBFW Battle Royale: Episode 1

Every two years, 20 members from a wiki are chosen to battle to the death in a no-holds-barred match...this is SBFW Battle Royale.

Members

 * Ponyo
 * Lazaro
 * Jellyfish
 * Travis
 * JCM
 * Teleram
 * MrScience
 * Dave
 * KaRRot
 * Summer
 * William
 * Maureen
 * Da Nerd
 * Momjosh
 * Topher
 * Doctor Bugs
 * ChrisGriffinxX
 * Kidboy
 * RamDarre
 * Chagnew (dun dun dun)

Transcript

 * PONYO FAN PRESENTS
 * A PONYO FAN PRODUCTION
 * Episode opens with a montage of various members (Jellyfish, Lazaro, Ponyo, etc.) going to their mailboxes and finding an envelope inside. Once they find the envelope, we all see them get sucked into the envelope, seemingly teleported. We then see them all awaken in a dark room with a TV.
 * Ponyo: What the...what's going on?
 * Lazaro: Ponyo?
 * Ponyo: Laz?
 * Jellyfish: Laz?
 * Lazaro: Jellyfish?
 * Travis: Travis!
 * Ponyo: Shut up!
 * Travis: Sorry.
 * JCM: Does anyone know where we are?
 * Teleram: Beats me.
 * Chagnew: Who are you guys?
 * Ponyo: Who's there?
 * Chagnew: I'm Chaz Agnew.
 * Ponyo: You mean...Chagnew?
 * Ponyo grabs Chagnew by the shirt.
 * Ponyo: WHERE'S THE RED MIST DOCUMENTARY YOU PROMISED US THREE YEARS AGO, YOU SON OF A BITCH?
 * Chagnew: You're hurting me!
 * Man Standing at Door: Please, wiki members. There is no need for violence.
 * Ponyo drops Chagnew. Everyone turns around to stare at the Asian man standing at the doorway.
 * Asian Man: Welcome to Wiki Battle Royale, SpongeBob Fanon Wiki members! I'm glad you all got my envelope.
 * Da Nerd: What the h[bleep]ck is this all about?
 * Asian Man: Well...you know how sometimes wiki members...disappear...?
 * Ponyo: Hmm? Yeah, I have noticed that.
 * Asian Man: Well, every two years, twenty members from a random wiki are chosen to fight to the death until there is one left.
 * Ponyo: Oh, that explains it. (realizing what's being said to her) Wait, what?!
 * JCM: You mean we're gonna have to kill each other?
 * Momjosh: I'm scared.
 * Topher: There's no way this is real. Our parents...
 * Asian Man: Your parents think you're still at home. Right now, outside of the Battle Royale, time is frozen. The one of you who wins will get to return