Kicked Out (Waluigi's Tacostand)

This is the first episode of Waluigi's Tacostand.

Transcript
(At the Mushroom Kingdom, Waluigi is playing tennis with Wario at the tennis court)

Wario: It’s nice to finally be back playing tennis, eh Waluigi?

Waluigi: Wa!

(Waluigi hits the ball with his racket and scores himself a point)

Waluigi: WAAA!

Wario: Aw man. That’s 40 love.

Waluigi: Whoever named it live probably watched too many Hallmark movies.

Wario: Yeah. (Waluigi scores yet another point, winning the game) Wah, why do I always lose?

Waluigi: Because… Waluigi always takes the W.

Wario: Then why doesn’t Wario take the W too?

Waluigi: Maybe lose some weight, chubby.

Wario: Hey! I’m not that fat! (His belt pops out) Maybe you’re right.

Black toad: I’m sorry to tell you guys that the tennis court is closing right now. You have to leave.

Waluigi: Wa... (they leave the court)

(At Waluigi’s house, he’s reading a book about tacos)

Waluigi: Someday, I shall open my own tacostand and rule the taco world! Wahahahaha! (snores and falls asleep)

(The next morning, Waluigi is woken up by a toad)

Police toad: Come with me.

Waluigi: Wah? What’s going on?

Police toad: You’re being exiled from the Mushroom Kingdom. Follow me.

(At the police station, Walugi is told that he is being exiled and has to stay somewhere else)

Waluigi: So I have to move?

Police toad: Yep. The supreme court has decided your fate.

Waluigi: What did I do wrong?

Police toad: Let’s see here… you shook your “booty” in front of the Princess, poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and ate Wario’s hat whole. I think that’s more than enough reasons to list. There’s tons more.

Waluigi: Waaaaaaa. I don’t wanna leave.

Police toad: You have the right to remain silent. You have one hour to leave the Kingdom, or else.

(Waluigi is packing up his personal belongings)

Waluigi: Wa, this stinks.

Wario: So I heard you got exiled. What for?

Waluigi: One of the reasons was for eating your hat.

Wario: That was just a rumor. It was Yoshi who ate it.

Waluigi: Wah. I don’t care anymore, I just want to move at this point.

Wario: Where to?

Waluigi: The court decided I should move to Bikini Bottom.

Wario: But that’s on the other side of the world! I won’t be able to visit you!

Waluigi: Unless…

(Waluigi is on a plane, and Wario is inside his luggage)

Wario: (from inside the luggage) Did you really have to put me in this one?

Waluigi: Shh, don’t ask questions.

(They get off the plane, and a sign appears that says “Welcome to Bikini Bottom”)

Waluigi: This is the place.

Wario: Wah, this place looks great already. No more annoying toads.

Pink toad: BUP

Wario: I stand corrected.

Waluigi: So many houses to pick from.

(Patrick is at his house, putting up a For Sale sign)

Squidward: Patrick, are you selling your front yard again?

Patrick: No, this time I’m selling my backyard. (Squidward facepalms)

SpongeBob: We’re getting new neighbors? Yippee!

Squidward: They better not like jellyfishing...

(Waluigi and Wario are looking at houses)

Waluigi: That one’s ugly. That one is too pretty. That one looks too WAH. Let’s try another neighborhood.

(They move over to Conch Street)

Waluigi: This neighborhood is really small. It’s perfect.

Wario: (Looks at SpongeBob’s house) That house looks delicious. You think it’s edible?

Waluigi: I dunno. But I’d like to live next to a fruit.

Wario: Let’s move there then.

Waluigi: And I can set up my taco stand right next to our house.

Wario: Wh- your taco stand? Since when were you gonna start a taco stand?

Waluigi: Since yesterday. Now shush.

Squidward: Who are those buffoons?

SpongeBob: Looks like our new neighbors, Squidward!

Waluigi: Hey, are there any houses for sale around here?

SpongeBob: Patrick is selling his backyard.

Waluigi: Sounds like a total dunderhead.

Patrick: Hey! My backyard has plenty of space.

Wario: But we wanted to live next to a fruit, not a stupid boulder.

SpongeBob: It’s not a boulder, it’s a rock!

Wario: Whatever. Can we move in next to the fruit?

SpongeBob: Sure. The more the merrier!

Waluigi: Now it’s time to fill out the paperwork. Wah, I wish there was a way to skip it.

Patrick: I know how. (He puts up a time card that says “Several Days Later”)

Waluigi: And we’re done!

Wario: Now what? Do we wait for a house to magically appear?

(Suddenly, a jalapeno falls down from the sky and drops down next to SpongeBob’s house)

Waluigi: It’s jalapeno time! (he opens the door and goes inside the jalapeno house)

Wario: Let’s a go! (he goes inside too)

Patrick: They talk funny.

(end)