User blog comment:TopherGopher/♪Happy Birthday to Me♪/@comment-24671995-20130731135532

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday to you!

Today you're one year older!

So you'll die sooner!

Happy birthday to you!

Blow out the candles!

Now eat some cake!

That'll make you fatter!

And if you get fatter,

You'll be uglier.

Then no one will love you,

So you'll die lonely.

Anyways, happy birthday Toph.