User blog:Pigboy24/Kidboy Reacts To SpongeToons

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'''Kidboy Reacts To.... Wait, let's just get started. (FAIL TO ME!)'''

'''WHERES THE SETTING? WHERE IS IT? (FAIL TO ME!)'''

Narrator: Ahhh, a beautiful day in Bikini Bottom during sunset.

Mr. Krabs: Closing time! Squidward: Yahoo! [runs out]

'''Runs out of where? I've never read a SpongeToons transcript but I never thought it would be like this! '''

Spongebob: [in a sad tone] Really?

Mr. Krabs: Aye, boy.

 Spongebob: Goodbye, Krusty Krab. [sigh]

 Where is it going?

PIlot 1: Were losing altitude! Drop all cargo!

Pilot 2: Yes sir.

[Dry ice falls down]

 Patrick: Look! Shooting stars!

Even if I was that dumb, I could tell the difference between stars and ice.

[Dry ice falls near Squidward's house]

[Goes to SpongeBob's house]

 Spongebob: Why is it so foggy?

HOW CAN ICE MAKE BIKINI BOTTOM FOGGY?

Realistic Fish Head (RFH): We interrupt this program to tell you that Bikini Bottom is in chaos! Cars crashing, nobody able to see!

<p style="font-size:14.4444446563721px;"> SpongeBob: Oh my gosh, I've got to go to bed!

<p style="font-size:14.4444446563721px;"> '''OMG! HOW CAN A BIT OF ICE MAKE FOG!? SPONGEBOB GOES TO BED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY?'''

<p style="font-size:14.4444446563721px;">[bubble shot]

<p style="font-size:14.4444446563721px;">Spongebob: Good morning! [dresses] Well, I'm off to work! [goes out]

<p style="font-size:14.4444446563721px;">'''Goes out of where? Plus SpongeBob is already in his clothes! And he really keeps his clothes on his bed?'''

<p style="font-size:14.4444446563721px;">Spongebob: It's so foggy and dark!

<p style="font-size:14.4444446563721px;">Spongebob: What is causing all this? [sees bubbles]

<p style="font-size:14.4444446563721px;">Spongebob: BRRRRRRRRRRRR! That thing is cold! Welp, I'm off to work!

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<p style="font-size:14.4444446563721px;">[bubble shot]

<p style="font-size:14.4444446563721px;">There are three SpongeBob's?

<p style="font-size:14.4444446563721px;">Spongebob: Order to table 27. [ Flips patties and flings them to the bottom buns. Then he throws onions and cheese in a rugby-esque manner. He then puts lettuce and sauce the the top bun. He fills the soda cup with Pirate Pop and then throws the fries into the container].

<p style="font-size:14.4444446563721px;">Spongebob: Order up! [dances all the way to Nat then puts the order on the table.]

<p style="font-size:14.4444446563721px;">Nat: [anticipating] What's gonna happen?

<p style="font-size:14.4444446563721px;">[pans to TV]

<p style="font-size:14.4444446563721px;">Tom: I can't marry you, Suzie.

<p style="font-size:14.4444446563721px;">Suzie: Why Tom?

<p style="font-size:14.4444446563721px;">Tom: Because........

<p style="font-size:14.4444446563721px;">RFH: We interrupt this  program to tell you

<p style="font-size:14.4444446563721px;">Nat: WHAT!?

<p style="font-size:14.4444446563721px;">RFH: that we have found the cause of the fog!

<p style="font-size:14.4444446563721px;">Scientist: We found that it is dry ice or frozen CO2. The fog will go away naturally in 3 and a half months without any intervention.

<p style="font-size:14.4444446563721px;">'''Wouldn't.... he..... give us an explanation to how ice can cause fog?'''

<p style="font-size:14.4444446563721px;">Nat: [leaves angrily]

<p style="font-size:14.4444446563721px;">How is he angry?

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<p style="font-size:14.4444446563721px;">[incomplete]

<p style="font-size:14.4444446563721px;">'''Umm..... Part Two coming soon?'''

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