Adverts Are Annoying 2

Creator: Cosmobo

Writers: Cosmobo

Editors: Cosmobo

Air Date: 27. 08. 2015

Series: Channel Chasers

Episode: 28

Season: 3

Plot
The gang decide to go for a holiday. But things don´t go as planned when adverts come into the picture.

Script
(Scene starts of with SpongeBob and Friends swetting whilst walking down a street)

SpongeBob: I know killing evil robots is fun with a platypus. But, I´m kinda tired.

(SpongeBob leans against a lamp post with advertisments on)

Sandy: Hey look! A 5 star holiday is near here! Only 10 Miles away!

SpongeBob: Wow.

(Scene cuts to Sandy on a pay phone)

Sandy: Yes. We´d like to book a room. With.....5 beds in.

(The person speaks in a gibberish high pitched voice)

Sandy: Ok. Ok.

(Sandy puts down the phone)

Sandy: I have no idea what he said...

(Scene cuts to a woman, a man, a boy and a girl walking in the forest)

Boy: Mum! This is boring! Can we play a game?

Woman: Ok, how about I Spy?

Boy: Yeah!

Woman: I spy something beginning with T.

Boy: Trainers?

Woman: No.

Girl: Toilets?

Woman: WTH? No.

Man: Tom.

Woman: No.

Girl: T-Shirt?

Woman: No.

Boys: Tracks?

Woman: No.

(The girl walks onto the train tracks

Girl: Trai?....

(The girl gets hit with the train)

Woman: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! And no....It was Tom all along.

(Scene goes to SpongeBob sitting next to Squidward on a train)

SpongeBob: What are you doing?

Squidward: Trying to sleep.

SpongeBob: Don´t you wanna look outside? I love it. With all the lovely flowers and grass. And the lovely blue sky!

Squidward: Will you shut up if I look out off the window?

SpongeBob: Yeah...

(Squidward looks out of the window and see´s the girl fly past the train screaming)

Squidward: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

SpongeBob: Isn´t it lovely?

Squidward: ._.

(Scene goes to the gang outside of a hotel)

SpongeBob: Here it is! The 1 star hotel?

Sandy: The 4 other stars have fallen off.

Squidward: That´s a good start. Not...

(The gang walk into the hotel to see the manager)

Manager: (High Pitched Voice) IEUH5IUHUFDJ8WUEGDNFJNVDNKKLJJJJGDFJKGIJGHIOJSJHSGILJKDFOIKJUHKUIHIUHYISUHSRUIHEUIOHIUHIRUHEGUIEHIUTHUIUIUIUIUIEROH.

Squidward: ..............What?

Manager: (Normal Voice) Sorry sir. People usually like it when I use my phone voice. Obviously not you....But, I was saying that....I hope you enjoy your stay here. If you want to know anything just read the manuel upstairs.

Sandy: Thank you sir.

(The gang walk off)

Manager: They are weird...

Squidward: He´s weird...

(The scene cuts to the gang in a huge hotel room)

Squidward: Wow, I think I might enjoy it here....

Patrick: I pick this bed!

Mr. Krabs: I pick the other bed!

Sandy: I pick this bed! Uh oh......

Squidward: And that leaves me and SpongeBob in a kings sized bed. OH NO YOU DON´T!

SpongeBob: Yay! You here that?!

Squidward: You get weirder by the minute don´t you?

(Scene goes to the manager down stairs on a phone)

Manager: Sir, you can´t possibly send them back....

???: They booked by a advert....

Manager: I´m not doing it!

???: SEND IN THE ADVERTS!

Manager: Oh no! I´ve gotta warn them! Before they come!

(The Go Compare Guy grabs the manager)

GCG: (Singing in the tune of Go Compare) You are dead. You are so dead. That´s why you shouldn´t book by advert or argue with the boss. That´s why you are gonna die! (Snaps the Managers neck)

GCG: Sleep tight...

(The Go Compare Guy walks off and the manager falls to the floor)