Alpooh's Horrible Park: The Show

(Episode starts with Alpooh walking to Boxing Productions HQ)

 

(Ding Dong!)

 

WaterCandle: I’ll get it!

 

Alpooh: Nice to see you again, I’m here to start my show now.

 

WaterCandle: Ok, we’ll bring you to CalmStar.

 

(CalmStar is playing on his Switch, when a creeper explodes on him)

 

CalmStar: Aw man!

 

WaterCandle: CalmStar, Alpooh is here again.

 

CalmStar: That idiot?

 

WaterCandle: No, the other one.

 

CalmStar: Good. Let him in.

 

(Alpooh walks up to CalmStar)

 

Alpooh: Hello once again. I’d like to propose a show called: Alpooh’s Horrible Park.

 

CalmStar: Is that a rip-off of Box Productions’ show?

 

Alpooh: Indeed it is.

 

CalmStar: Cool indeed. Now, is there anything else I get out of this?

 

Alpooh (whispering): It will be able to control minds.

 

CalmStar: Well I don’t know how that works, but alright. Let’s do it!

 

Alpooh: ALPOOH!

 

CalmStar: q

 

(A montage plays of the show being made, with CalmStar often slacking off)

 

CalmStar: Phew, I’m worn out. But it’s finally done!

 

Alpooh: You barely did anything! Just, watch it.

 

CalmStar: Alright.

 

(Alpooh starts the episode, and the intro has a swirl in it)

 

CalmStar: Wha-zzzzzzzzz

 

Alpooh: It works! Now CalmStar, gimmie Boxing Productions.

 

CalmStar: allrrighty, youz own it now-a.

 

Alpooh: ALPOOH! ALPOOH! ALPOOH! Make sure to tell everyone it airs tonight.

 

(Cut to Hoopla in his apartment)

 

Hoopla: Ah, what a wonderful day. The birds are mooing, the cows are chirping, and absolutely no sign of- Alpooh?

 

(He sees Alpooh walking down the street promoting his new show)

 

Hoopla: What the heck?

 

Alpooh: My new show is airing tonight! Don't miss it!

 

Hoopla: Alpooh has his own show? How pathetic.

 

Alpooh: And its name is Alpooh’s Horrible Park!

 

Hoopla: That sounds awfully familiar…

 

Alpooh: Only on Boxing Productions!

 

Hoopla: Can he shut up already?

 

Alpooh: Make sure to go on Twitter and message #ALPOOHISGREAT for a chance to be on the next episode!

 

Hoopla: UGH!

 

(Hoopla sees a loose brick in his apartment, and pulls it out)

 

Alpooh: Sounds like a lot of Alpooh to make over a TV show, right? WRONG! THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN ALL OF FISH-KIND!

 

Hoopla: Take this you annoying nitwit! (He throws the brick at Alpooh)

 

Alpooh: Ow!

 

(A crack starts to form in the bricks in his wall)

 

Hoopla: I’m sure nothing bad will happen there, in like, two episodes.

 

Alpooh: HOOPLA! STOP BEING WORRIED ABOUT YOUR WALL! I AM IN PAIN!

 

Random Fish: Hey sir, are you alright?

 

Alpooh: No, that son of a trident through a brick at me! (points to Hoopla) And it would really help if you checked out my show tonight.

 

Hoopla: How about no. (Walks away)

 

Alpooh: You will regret this, for I AM THE MIGHTY ALPO- (chokes on the food he ate earlier)

 

Hoopla: o.

(episode ends)