The Ring (transcript)

(scene opens to the Krusty Krab. Several sea creatures are seated in the chairs: Larry, SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, and Mrs. Puff. They're all looking towards the camera and begin to remark on what they see)


 * SpongeBob: Would you like that? It's just incredible, isn't it?
 * Mr. Krabs: I still can't believe it, even though it's right here in front of me.
 * Squidward: Yeah, it's just so... astounding.
 * SpongeBob: Well, believe it, friends. The impossible has happened. (cut to Plankton, his new Girlfriend (Lois Plankton) and Clem, sitting at a tiny table eating Chum Burgers) Plankton has a girlfriend.
 * Larry: Yeah, a little-green creature girlfriend.
 * Mrs. Puff: Well so, who who is she?
 * SpongeBob: Her name is Lois Plankton. She is the only woman at the Krusty Krab whose family is actually beautifuller than Karen, Plankton's Comper Wife. It's... really kind of beaitiful if you ask me.