Stand And Deliver (SpongeyVision Transcript)

(The episode opens up with a bus coming by)

Spongebob: It's time we were moving into a new field.

Patrick: A bit drafty don't you think?.

Spongebob: Not that kind!. The business field.

Patrick: I not sure about that.

Spongebob: Oh here!.

(He attempts to signal fir the bus to stop but fails leaving his hand out)

Patrick: How do you do?. (He shakes it)

Spongebob: (Moving his hand away) Get off!.You see the whole world of business is wanting a fresh approach. All we need to make it work is a smart mind.

Patrick: Where are we gonna find one of them?.

Spongebob: Well we could head......How dare you!. I already have one!

Patrick: Oh i should have known.

Spongebob: Oh (He signals for the bus to stop but fails again) You see what we need to do is to think laterally.

Patrick: I had a go at that but broke my neck. (He moves his neck) Ooh it was painful.

Spongebob: I don't mean horizontally.I mean laterally!. Oh another one.(He tries to signal again but fails again) Basically we simply need to think in another direction. Let's go.....(Patrick goes the other way. Spongebob chases after him) Hey where you heading of to?.

Patrick: Thinking in a different direction!.

Spongebob: Nooo!. That's typical of you. Always getting out of labor!. (Spongebob wraps around Patrick's arm and they start walking. The scene fades out and the intro for SpongeyVision comes on. Once the intro is done it fades into Spongebob reading the paper while Patrick grabs bunches and bunches of leaflets and places them onto the floor. Spongebob grabs one of the bunches and puts it onto the floor to sit on) That's the stuff.

Patrick: That's all the leaflets. What are we going to do with them all?.

Spongebob: Well the cart's over there. Put them in there.

Patrick: Right!. (He grabs one bundle and put's it onto the cart then goes back to Spongebob. Spongebob is startled because Patrick is close to him) What are you doing?.

Spongebob: Ummmm....It's pretty straight forward really.

Patrick: Really?.

Spongebob: I'm planning the route.

(Patrick grabs another bundle)

Patrick: I thought clees had routes?.

Spongebob: Of course and also postmen.

Patrick: Oh.

(A guy walks by Patrick and leaves his dustbin cart there. Patrick thinks it's the cart and pops the leaflets in. He walks back to Spongebob)

Patrick: I haven't seen any?.

Spongebob: What?.

Patrick: Postman's Routes.

Spongebob: Well they keep them in the sacks don't they?.

Patrick: Of course. Silly Me!.

Spongebob: Silly You!

(He takes the bundle of leaflets and put's it into the dustbin cart again then goes back to Spongebob)

Patrick: Got any idea what are we gonna do with all the leaflets?

Spongebob: Well were gonna deliver them for the builder down the road and when were done he has kindly offered us some more. Remember the old saying?.

Patrick: What?.

Spongebob: When one door closes.....

Patrick: You can't get in.

Spongebob: Right

(Patrick looks for the other bundle while Spongebob looks at the map)

Patrick: I'm sure there was another bundle somewhere?. (He notices Spongebob sitting on it). Spongebob i need them leaflets your sat on.

Spongebob: Sure.

(Patrick goes back to the original blue cart while Spongebob still looks at the map. Patrick looks confused)

Patrick: Hey Spongebob come over here for a sec!.

(Spongebob comes over)

Spongebob: I'm sure there were more than that! Oh well let's go!.

(Patrick shrugs and carry '' s the cart