User blog:PolarTem/Penisman Theme Song

Are you worried about impending doom?

Those evil villains got ya filled with gloom?

Don't ya fear, there's a hero in the sky! The sky! The sky!

Its not a bird and its not a plane

And its not an chicken stripper

Its the waistband warrior

Hear his mighty battle cry

I SMELL AN ORGASM!

Penisman!

Hey watch out, Crime!

Its Penisman!

Its sexy power time!

Na na na na na

Penisman!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Penisman!

He's interrupting sex!

Penisman!

What will he do next?

Na na na na na

Penisman!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

His name is Penis, penis, Penisman!

I'm saying Penis, penis, Penisman!

Oh by some unlikely chance

Penisman is his name

I SMELL AN ORGASM!

Pull down your trousers and he'll be right there!

That sexy bald dude in his underwear

He'll drop his underwear

And fight to save the day! the day! the day!

There he goes almost naked!

Here he comes in his dashing condom!

All the bad guys soil themselves every time they hear him say

I SMELL AN ORGASM!

Penisman!

Yeah, who's that hunk?!

Penisman!

Is that condom effective?

Na na na na na

Penisman!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Penisman!

Suspend your disbelief

Penisman!

He'll save the world naked

Na na na na na

Penisman!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Through the keyhole! Wow!

Penis, penis, Penisman!

I'm saying Penis, penis, Penisman!

Check out that superhero stance!

Penisman is his name!

Oh, Penis, penis, Penisman!

He's Penis

Penis, penis, Penisman!

By some crazy circumstance

Penisman is his name