Patrick Sings the Blues

Patrick Sings the Blues is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Patrick walks onto the stage of the second annual Squidward Tentacles Talent Show.)

Squidward: Our next act is here straight from my nightmares. Give it up for Patrick Star!

(The audience cheers.)

Patrick: Thank you, thank you. And I'd like to thank Squidward for giving me this fantabulous opportunity.

Squidward: I'm sure I won't regret it. (disappears behind the curtain)

Patrick: (clears throat) Alright, here goes! (singing) Dah-nah-nah-nah-nah! My name is Patrick! Dah-nah-nah-nah-nah! I like...rocks! Dah-nah-nah-nah-nah! I wrote these lyrics! Dah-nah-nah-nah-nah! I still like rocks! Dah-nah-nah-nah-nah!

(Before Patrick can continue, an audience member throws a tomato at him.)

Audience member: Boo! You stink!

(The rest of the audience start pelting Patrick with tomatoes. Patrick licks the tomatoes off his face and smiles.)

Patrick: Wow! They're showering me with fruits of gratitude! (licks off more tomatoes) They really like the blues!

(What a twist!)