Halfway

Transcript
(Episode opens around the table)

Steve: And today, I’m actually surprised by this elimination.

EB: Me too, but hey, GREAT RATINGS!

Steve: In a 2 - 0 vote, Calmstar has been evicted!

Calmstar: Aw man.

(Calmstar walks out onto the stage disappointed in himself)

EB: So you eight have made it to the halfway point. For today’s challenge, we decided it would be fun for you to make pizza with anything you want from our lovely pantry we stole from Masterchef.

GreyBob: Anything?

EB: Anything.

(GreyBob laughs maniacally)

EB: Okay then. Anyways, the pizza must be somewhat edible. The person with the best pizza wins. Go!

(Cut to Fred)

Fred: So MY LE- Sorry, force of habit. My pizza is a traditional pepperoni, but I added some more meat.

EB: How original.

(Cut to GreyBob)

GreyBob: Say Sonic, have you seen the bleach?

Sonic: Wait what?

GreyBob: I need it for my Clorox Surprise Pizza.

Sonic: Sounds gross.

GreyBob: You’re going to be the first to try it.

Sonic: NO PLEASE NO!

(Sonic dashes away; cut to Gary and Spot, who are making the same type of pizza)

Gary: Meow!

Spot: Ruff!

EB: You two are going to go so far.

(EB starts tearing up; cut to Pearl)

Pearl: So I’m making a Krabby Patty Pizza, just like how daddy taught me!

Steve: Did daddy teach you how to cook the patty?

Pearl: No.

Steve: Alright then!

(Cut to Nat, who’s throwing pizza dough into a blender)

Nat: Pizza smoothie.

(Cut to Dan)

Dan: I’m making a weed pizza. Fun for parties.

EB: Alright everyone, time to judge!

Pearl: Isn’t this basically the app epsi-

EB: Nope! Not at all! We’ll start with your pizza Pearl!

Pearl: Oh. Um, it’s a Krabby Patty Pizza.

EB: (tastes it) AMAZING!

(6 thorough tastings later)

EB: Alright now we get to last, but- actually probably the least, GreyBob.

GreyBob: I made a regular pizza.

EB: I guess it can’t hurt to try.

(EB takes a bite and his heart stops)

Steve :OH DEAR LORD YOU ACTUALLY KILLED HIM!

GreyBob: Oh, um. Do I get one million now?

(EB starts breathing again)

EB: Haha, I got you guys good. Anyways, Sonic’s Chili Pizza was the best, so he wins.

(Back at the table)

Sonic: I choose to nominate Dan, because Weedza sucks.

Dan: It almost won.

Sonic: And my second nominee is Nat, for making a stupid pizza.

Nat: PIZZA SMOOTHIES will be a real thing! JUST WAIT AND SEE!

EB: Well I almost died today, but you heard him, go vote either Pearl or Nat out of the game!

Who’s out next? Dan Nat