Patrick Watches Paint Dry

Patrick Watches Paint Dry is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Patrick knocks on Squidward's door.)

Squidward: (opens door) What do you want?

Patrick: SpongeBob left for the weekend, so I was wondering if you wanted to go jellyfishing with me.

Squidward: I'd rather watch paint dry.

Patrick: That's an even better idea!

(Squidward slams the door in Patrick's face. Patrick gets a can of white paint and splashes it on his rock. He sits down and watches.)

Patrick: Dry! Dry! Dry! Dry!

(Three days later, SpongeBob walks up beside Patrick with a jellyfishing net in his hand.)

SpongeBob: I'm back! Wanna go jellyfishing?

Patrick: Sorry, I'm watching paint dry.

SpongeBob: O...kay.

(SpongeBob goes jellyfishing alone.)

Patrick: Dry! Dry! Dry! Dry! Oh look, it dried.

(What a twist!)