Patrick Gets Sent a Bunch of Snail Facts

Patrick Gets Sent a Bunch of Snail Facts is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Patrick walks into SpongeBob's house with a shell-shaped cell phone.)

Patrick: Look, SpongeBob! The new mePhone!

SpongeBob: I thought you hated those things.

Patrick: (scoffs) I only hated the maps! This mePhone fixes the map system and has reduced government surveillance to boot! And look!

(Patrick turns off the lights.)

Patrick: It's glow-in-the-dark!

(SpongeBob turns the lights back on.)

Patrick: And it only cost me 700 dollars! By the way, can I borrow 700 dollars to pay off these really scary Pineapple representatives?

SpongeBob: Sure, Pat.

mePhone: Before activating your mePhone, would you like to sign up for snail facts!

Patrick: What? No!

mePhone: Understood. You will now be receiving snail facts.

Patrick: But I said I didn't want them!

mePhone: Did you know that snails can sleep for up to 18 hours a day?

Patrick: Go away, snail facts!

mePhone: Understood. You will now be receiving snail facts every ten seconds.

Patrick: Gah! I hate this mePhone!

mePhone: Did you know that a female snail will produce more slime when she's pregnant?

Gary: (roughly translated) Wow! I'm a snail and I didn't know that!

(What a twist!)