User blog:Da Nerd/what do you even call these things

Note: All of these were improvised in chat.

I suck on ice cubes when I finish a glass of root beer.

I suck on ice when I finish a glass of root beer.

I suck on ice when I finish root beer.

I suck on ice when I finish beer.

I suck when I finish.

When I finish.

I finish.

I have two keyboards, and one is not plugged in. The one that is not plugged in is used in case of emergencies.

I have two keyboards; one is not plugged in. The one that is not plugged in is used in case of emergencies.

I have keyboards; one is not plugged in. The one that is not plugged in is used in case of emergencies.

I have keyboards; one not plugged in. The one that is not plugged in is used in case of emergencies.

I have keyboards; one not plugged in. The one not plugged in is used in case of emergencies.

I have keyboards; one not plugged in. The one not plugged in is used in emergencies.

I have keyboards; one not plugged in. One not plugged in is used in emergencies.

I have keyboards; one plugged in. One plugged in is used in emergencies.

I have keyboards plugged in. One plugged in is used in emergencies.

I have keyboards. One is used in emergencies.

I have one used in emergencies.

I have used in emergencies.

I have emergencies.

I never go outside. Computer is my life and my world. I don't need anything but my computer.

I never go outside. Computer is my life. I don't need anything but my computer.

I never go outside. Computer is my life. I need anything but my computer.

I go outside. Computer is my life. I need anything but my computer.

Outside is my life. Anything but my computer.

My life is anything but my computer.

My life is my computer.

My Windows 7 computer stopped working a few months ago. Yesterday I started up my old computer for the first time in 11 months, and installed Windows XP. The computer has no sound card and only has 504 MB of RAM.

My Windows 7 computer stopped working months ago. Yesterday I started my old computer for the first time in months, and installed Windows. The computer has no sound card and has 504 MB of RAM.

My computer stopped working. Yesterday I started my old computer and installed Windows. The computer has no sound card and has 504 MB of RAM.

My computer stopped working. Yesterday my old computer installed Windows. The computer has no sound card and only 504 MB of RAM.

My computer stopped working. Yesterday my computer installed Windows. Computer has no sound card and only 504 MB of RAM.

Computer stopped working. Yesterday computer installed Windows. Computer has no sound and only 504 MB of RAM.

Stopped working. Yesterday installed windows. No sound and only RAM.

Stopped working yesterday. Installed windows. No sound.

Working yesterday. Installed windows. No sound.

Yesterday, installed windows. No sound.

Yesterday, installed no sound.

Yesterday, no sound.

No sound.

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