Patrick Through the Looking Glass

Patrick Through the Looking Glass is an episode of The Mr. Krabs and Patrick Show. In this episode, alternate-universe Patrick (who lives in the Krusty Krab mirror) convinces Patrick to go to his universe.

Characters

 * Patrick
 * Mr. Krabs
 * Squidward
 * SpongeBob
 * Alternate-universe Patrick
 * Alternate-universe SpongeBob
 * Alternate-universe Mr. Krabs
 * Alternate-universe Squidward
 * French Narrator
 * Plankton

Story
Patrick:I just peed. ..............Why did i say that? There's no one here.

AU Patrick:Are you sure?

Patrick:Yes i am.

AU Patrick:No you aren't! I'm here in the mirror!

Patrick:I don't really care........OMG THERE'S ME IN THE MIRROR!

AU Patrick:YES! I'M ME! I MEAN YOU! I'M FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!

Patrick:No you aren't! You're from Mexico! We are separated by this wall!

AU Patrick:You mean the mirror?

Patrick:The mirror is mean? Ok now i'm just pretending to be stupid hahahahhahahahahaHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

AU Patrick:Yeah, now, come with me!

Patrick:Sorry, i like girls.

AU Patrick:I mean, come to my universe!

Patrick:OH! But the wall........

AU Patrick:*grabs Patrick* Welcome to my universe!

Patrick:This bathroom is the same!

AU Patrick:Yeah yeah, welcome to the Krusty Krab! *enters the kitchen with Patrick*

AU SpongeBob:OMG! THE OTHER PATRICK!

Patrick:Call me Megatron.

AU Mr. Krabs:*enters the kitchen* OTHER PA-MEGATRON! You can get free Krabby Patties! You are a VIP!

Patrick:What's a VIP?

AU Mr. Krabs:A Very Important Patrick! In this universe, everybody loves you!

Patrick:Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.

* bubble transition, it's night, the Krusty Krab is closing*

Squidward:Is it just me or did Patrick never exit the bathroom?

Mr. Krabs:Mmmmmhh, let me check. *goes to the bathroom* Nothing here.

SpongeBob:*breaks the bathroom door* WAIT! I SMELL HIM! *sniffs* The smell is coming from the mirror........THEY TURNED PATRICK INTO A MIRROR?! NOOOoooooOOOOOoo! *punches the soap, which goes into the mirror* Oops, the soap went into the alternate universe in the mirror........WHAT?!

Mr. Krabs:SpongeBob, i've seen this before. There's an alternate universe in the mirror!

SpongeBob:*gasp*

Mr. Krabs:It might be dangerous SpongeBob, you stay here! *goes into the mirror* Hey, is someone here? *goes into the kitchen, then into the office* Hello? *exits the office, there's music* WHAT THE-

Patrick:WOO-HOO! I'M DRUNK ON ICE CREAM! EVERYTHING'S FREE!

Mr. Krabs:*gasp* FREE STUFF?!

AU Patrick:Yay!!!

AU Squidward:*is playing music like a DJ, but is asleep* Zzzzzzzz.......

AU Mr. Krabs:WAKE UP!

AU Squidward:*wakes up* Oh, i was dreaming about my music carrer.

AU Mr. Krabs:I'm not paying you to dream!

AU Squidward:You don't say.

Mr. Krabs:Patrick!

Patrick:Oh hi Mr. Krabs!

Mr. Krabs:You gotta come to your universe! Now!

Patrick:But now i'm drunking myself with me and SpongeBob 2!

Mr. Krabs:Drunking.......you should really make a dictionary. Well Patrick, i'm gonna go. Stupid Patrick.........*punches the soap in the bathroom, but the soap goes in his mouth* AAAH! I'M CHOKING! *goes in the kitchen and purposefully hits his face in the floor, breaking the floor and falling in a basement* AAAAAH! *punches himself and swallows the soap* .........Well, i'm better now. What is this place? And what is this? Mmh, a letter with "Top Secret" written in it.......i'll obviously not read it....how am i gonna get out of here? *punches the table, and the letter opens and goes into Mr. Krabs' eyes* *gasp* I READ IT! OH NO! THEY WANT TO FATTEN UP PATRICK WITH ICE CREAM TO MAKE HIM INTO A PERFECT KRABBY PATTY! He's not fat enough, eh? I GOTTA SAVE HIM! BUT HOW? HOW?! Uh? A trampoline? So that's how they get out. How do they fix it after the floor breaks? Whatever. *jumps with the letter in his hand* PATRICK! I KNOW YOU'RE STUPID SO I WILL READ THE LETTER TO YOU!

French Narrator:We are not gonna waste time having him actually read the letter.

Mr. Krabs:*grabs Patrick* LET'S ESCAPE! *they go into the mirror, and jump into SpongeBob*

The alternative-universe characters:*go into the mirror*

The normal characters:AAH! *go into the kitchen, Patrick closes the door hitting the alternative-universe characters*

Mr. Krabs:PATRICK! YOU SAVED US! *opens the door* THEY PASSED OUT! YES! LET'S GIVE THEM A JOB AT THE CHUM BUCKET! *he puts them in the Chum Bucket*

Plankton:*wakes up* What is happening?

Mr. Krabs:These guys now work for you! Bye!