Fighting is Futile

Fighting is Futile is the second episode of SBFW Survivor.

Transcript
[Super Tribe, Night 1]

Joey: SOMEBODY

Da: ONCE

Mad: TOLD

Prim: ME

Joey: THAT

Da: THE

Mad: WORLD

Prim: WAS

Joey: GONNA

Da: ROLL

Mad: ME

[Gaming turns up the volume on his device to maximum]

Prim: I

Joey: AIN'T

Da: THE

Mad: SHARPEST

Prim: TOOL

Joey: IN

Da: THE

Mad: SHED

[Dan puts on three extra large headphones]

Prim: SHE

Joey: WAS

Da: LOOKING

Mad: KINDA

Prim: DUMB

Daffy: Sky prohibited singing All Stars one word at a time.

Prim: When did he say that?

Sky: It is prohibited to sing All Stars one word at a time.

Da: Oh craaaaaaap.

Noob: Nobody likes All Stars.

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

THAT THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME

I AIN'T-

Sky: THAT'S IT! BED, THE FOUR OF YOU!

Da: What just happened?

Gaming: You got sent to bed. It's your punishment.

Da: Who's Bed?

Gaming: What... [facepalm]

Joey: Hey... how come you're not punished?

Dan: Sky hates All Stars.

Noob: [laughs] He's gone ballistic.

Sky: You think it's funny?

Noob: Wait, wait! I-I-I wasn't, uhhh, referring to you!

[Noob confessional]

Noob: If this is based on opinion, I'm a shoe in. All you need to do is lie and you're there already.

[cuts back to Sky and Noob talking]

Sky: Fine. Just use it.

Gaming: It's finally here...

[cuts to the punishing room, Gaming's words are echoing in Prim's head]

Prim: It's actually out!

Joey: Yeah!

Prim: Let's escape and get some! [runs towards door, which was left open, but gets shot] What the hell?

Joey: The door was left open? This shouldn't take long. [runs towards Prim, but also gets shot] Oh crap, it's security protected.

Prim: I tried to telll you that...

Joey: Shut up, you never told-

[Prim and Joey are in a deep sleep]

Mad: [sleepwalking] 5 more minutes... [walks towards door and gets shot]

Da: Wha...

[Da walks towards the wall and starts banging his head against it until it brakes]

Da: I lose! [falls asleep immediately]

Sky: 6 hours later...

Da: Yay I won! [wakes up] Guys! Wake up!

Dan: It's 3 AM.

Da: 3 AM? NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sky: [sighs] 4 hours later...

Joey: [wakes up] LET'S FRICKIN' GO!!!

Prim: If it's even there.

[Joey goes to the room]

Joey: IT'S GONE!!!!

Noob: We were done with it, so we put it away.

[Cuts to Da thinking]

Da: People never play anything at 3 AM.

Joey: Oh. I get it.

Gaming: Da is not right. Nothing happens at 3 AM.

[cuts to someone asking Alexa something]

Person: Alexa, what is the weather?

Alexa: The weather is something that doesn't exist, damn fool. Now [bleep] off.

[end of Da's thought]

Da: Yes...

Sky: Alright. I need to say that we need to buy some tickets. We are going to blah blah blah...

Da: [repeatedly nodding] Yes...

Sky: ...so we need £64 off everyone.

Gaming: £64?!

Sky: Don't worry. Only £4 from each of you.

Da: [nods] Yes.

Sky: Got that, Da?

Da: No.

Sky: What- [facepalms]

Da: Da only understand emoji language.

Sky: Listen very closely.

Da: Ok.

Sky: 🚄 🎫 💵

Da: Oh.

Bot: [from afar] You've focused most of the episode on the Super Tribe. What about us?

Sky: I can't hear you. So...

[Hyper Tribe, Day 2]

Bot: Well finally.

Red: Reddit.

Danilo: 👽

Purps: Shut up.

Burger: Which background should I choose? The brown? Or the yellow? No, I did yellow last time. But I remember...

Matchy: Oh brother.

NoNamer: Granite, what do you think of this tribe? I think that it's kinda unfitting.

Granite: Same.

[people screaming in the background]

Bot: YOU'RE A MAD MAN!!!

Red: Sky? Can I write the next episode?

Sky: no

Red: YOU'RE MEAN!

Sky: yes

Bot: You need to hire someone.

Sky: Nobody writes episodes but me. And you need to get on the train.

Danilo: That's no fair.

Sky: My Survivor, my rules.

Purps: You people need to grow up.

[everyone is still fighting]

Bot: LET ME WRITE AN EPISODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sky: no

Red: LET ME WRITE AN EPISODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sky: no

Danilo: That's just unfair.

Sky: I know.

NoNamer: You are quite mean.

Sky: yes

Burger: So can you change your tone?

Sky: no

Granite: Eh.

Sky: You're cool.

[everyone is still fighting and there is unheard swearing]

Matchy: Oh no.

[fades to black, episode ends]