Patrick's Seaweed Patty (Patrick Star Episode Transcript)

(Title Card) (Scene: Krusty Krab) (Customers Try Krabby Patties With Seaweed, And They Like It Too!) (Sings Secret Of The Patty (Plankton's Song) To Be Continued...
 * Patrick: Patrick's Seaweed Patty.
 * Mr. Krabs: Boy, I Can't Remember The Last Time We Had This Many Krabby Patty Orders! (Lots Of Customers Saying Random Things About Ordering Krabby Patties) Squidward, How's SpongeBob Doing? Squidward? (Finds Squidward Asleep) Alright, I'll Check On Him Myself. (Scene Cuts To a Frenzy In The Kitchen) SPONGEBOB! What's Happening Here!?!
 * SpongeBob: Oh, Mr. Krabs, It's Gone So Crazy Here, I Can't Keep Up With The Orders!
 * Patrick: (Comes Through The Doors) One Krabby Patty, Please.
 * SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, And Squidward: Just One!?! Oh, You Don't Know How Long I Was Waiting To... Hey! Why Are We Talking At The Same Time?
 * Patrick: Just Make That Patty! Fast! I Haven't Had Lunch Yet, And I Might Starve.
 * SpongeBob: Coming Right Up! (Makes a Krabby Patty, But In The Rush, He Accidently Puts Seaweed Instead Of Lettuce.) Order Up! (Serves Patty) Phew!
 * Patrick: (Eats Patty) Hey, The Lettuce... Tastes Like... Seaweed!
 * SpongeBob: Oops! I Must've Accidently Put In Seaweed Instead Of Lettuce! I'll Make Another.
 * Patrick: No, SpongeBob! It's Actually... Very... Totally... DELICIOUS! Hey, Everyone! You Should Try This!
 * Plankton: (Offscreen) Hmm... a Krabby Patty With Seaweed!?! This Is Even Better! I Must Find Out About It! I Have Just The Thing...
 * Patrick: This Is So Good... I Shall Call It: THE SEAWEED PATTY!
 * Squidward: (Speechless For a Couple Of Seconds) That IS The Perfect Name!
 * Patrick: I'm Glad You Think So. And To Think Of It... I Will Open My Own Restaurant. And I Will Call It... The Seaweed Patty Shack! (Runs Offscreen To Build The Shack)
 * Mr. Krabs: What Do You Think Is The Secret Formula?
 * Plankton: I Might Not Know, But I Have An Idea! (Everyone Else Gasps)
 * Patrick: (Hums "We're Building a Water Park!", Before a Surprise Approach By...) Plankton! What Are You Doing Here!?!
 * Plankton: I'm Glad You Asked, Patrick. And I Will Tell You Right Now!
 * Patrick: STOP IT! STOP IIIIT! I WILL NOT TELL YOU! AT ALL!
 * SpongeBob: Seriously, Patrick, They Really Need To Know.
 * Patrick: There's No Way I Can Tell You. At All. Now If You'll Excuse Me, I'll Be Making My Patty.
 * Mr. Krabs: Now What'll We Do Now? We Tried Singing, Now What?
 * Squidward: I Have An Idea! (Whispers To Everyone)