"Typing on the Chat Lines"

'Typing on the Chat Lines' is the second Basket Sponge short from Season 3. It was supposed to be written by Ghastly.

Plot
A chatroom near Christmas for the team. Only Patrick think it's part of the Bronie Newtork, it's not.

Transcript
~ Welcome to the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki Chatroom. Have fun! Please avoid using strong language, sexually explicit behavior, trolling, or being a sockpuppet. Don't wait for the stinging jellyfish! ~

Coach LeBron has joined the Krusty Krab!

4 people have joined the chat.

Coach LeBron: Thank god.

SpongeBob: How are you doing?

Patrick: What is this? A forum? I ain't no bronie!

SpongeBob: Patrick, every wiki chat isn't all about MLP fans and bronies.

Patrick: That's what you said when we went on Club Penguin wiki!

SpongeBob: Yes, I know.

Patrick: What about here, they might be bronies.

SpongeBob: If people are bothered to make up a "fanon wiki" about me, they might as well be the passionate fans of My Little Pony,

LeBron: Alright, first order is...?

SpongeBob: Christmas break.

LeBron: Sorted. December 21st to January 11th. Second order is the POBA 2K16 Tournament. It's starts up the week that we return, our first match is against...

Larry: Daisy Town Dandelions...

Everyone types up "shudders" in the chat.

Larry: They're crap.

LeBron: But this time, we have to win this one. Twice of losses and if we do it again, it will kill me... Literally kill me.

Larry: So, turn up like you actually mean it and then if we win it... at least we have the first tournament and the easiest match and team done.

LeBron: You typed the words out of mouth.

Patrick: How can you type words.

SpongeBob: Just a figure of speech, Patrick and not a literal thing. Okay?

Patrick: K. qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq.

SpongeBob: And you didn't read the chat rules.

Patrick: qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp'... qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgxzvcbnm.

[A Few minutes later...]

Patrick: Thank you. Right then, I'll be off, unless, er, you could stay here, fill your life with work and food and sleep, or you could go anywhere.

SpongeBob: I forgot where you stole that quote from.

Patrick has left the Krusty Krab.

Larry: Thank god... wait, BRB.

Larry has left the Krusty Krab.

SpongeBob: Well, just the two of us.

TravisTheGreat has joined the chat.

TravisTheGreat: WTF?

Coach LeBron: Let's get out of here.

SpongeBob: Sure thing, Coach.

Coach LeBron has left the chat.

SpongeBob has left the chat.

TravisTheGreat: who the hell are they? Must be four idiots without brains.