Split

Transcript
(Episode begins with HBRS waking up in the new and improved mansion)

HBRS: Well time for another lovely day.

(He notices one of Steve’s random potions laying on the floor)

HBRS: Whatever.

(A drop touches his skin and all of a sudden he begins to split apart from himself into all of his split personalities)

Harold: Wait, I’m just me, and not any of those other three idiots?

Bill: I guess so.

Reginald: That hurts my FEELINGS!

Scott: Guys shut up!

(Cut to the four emerging from the room)

Granite: Hey what’s going on?

Bill: We split.

Granite: Interesting. Well first things first, congrats on final ten, you are now all playing an individual game!

Reginald: Yeah some of us especially.

Granite: Well here. The first individual challenge will be to find a way to remerge HBRS!

Girly Teengirl: Ooooh, it’s just like putting together a puzzle!

Krabs: Yeah, except nothing like that.

Grandpa SquarePants: Good thing I was trained!

Jenkins: You weren’t trained in anything you old coop.

Triton: Guys shut up I’ll just use my powers.

Granite: I’m gonna have to ban that from this challenge unfortunately.

Triton: Dammit!

Girly Teengirl: Why don’t you just use your *muscles*?

Triton: Not sure if I could squeeze HBRS back together.

Reginald: Well Harold is the only one who wants to put us back together so I forfeit.

Scott: I forfeit too.

Jenkins: Ha, those losers.

Bill: Wait guys we can put ourselves back together and win theoretically.

Keanu: This is all very confusing. I might as well travel back in time again. Wait, that’s a genius idea.

Triton: What?

Keanu: Can you shoot me back in time 25 minutes ago?

Triton: Don’t know where you’re going with this but okay.

(Triton sends Keanu back in time and the hosts don’t notice; Keanu arrives while everybody is still asleep and goes to HBRS’ room$

HBRS: Keanu?

Keanu: Hey before you split yourself apart by touching that potion, why don’t you come with me?

HBRS: Alright.

(Keanu grabs HBRS and brings him back to the present)

Scott: Wait what?

(All four counterparts cease to exist)

Girly Teengirl: Hey, what just happened?

Gale Doppler: I think somebody just won.

Keanu: I did.

Granite: Noice. Alright let’s go to the table and there you will nominate two people.

(The group goes to the table)

Keanu: Well I’m nominating both of these people because they’re still technically a duo and I want to make sure all duos are split up swiftly. So I’m nominating Perch and Gale.

Gale: Last name Doppler.

Perch: Oh shut the hell up.

Granite: Well guys vote either Gale Doppler or Perch Perkins to be evicted!

Which person is getting evicted next? Gale Doppler Perch Perkins