Total Drama Junior

Total Drama Junior is an episode of The Amazing World of Squidward. In this episode, Junior finds himself in a reality show island when Squidward pushes him out of an helicopter he stole.

Characters

 * Squidward Jr.
 * Squidward
 * Squilvia
 * Bert Perkins
 * Team Crabgrass
 * Team Wumbo
 * Loch Ness Monster Jr.

Story
*Squidward is flying in an helicopter, with Junior next to him*

Squidward:Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Junior:DAD WHY DID YOU FORCE ME TO FLY IN THIS STOLEN HELICOPTER?!

Squidward:Crybaby! * pushes him out of the helicopter* Maybe i shouldn’t have done that.................eh, who cares.

Junior:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! * falls into a tree*

Bert Perkins:*shakes the tree, making Junior fall* Well well, a kid! And a lucky one too, cause he will be in the most intense reality show of all! Reality Pain! In Name Island!

Junior:What?

Bert Perkins:What’s your name?

Junior:Squidward Tentacles Jr., but-

Bert Perkins:Wasn’t your father on America’s Most Wanted?

Junior:Yeah, but i want to go home!

Bert Perkins:So you like your father?

Junior:No! When i grow up, i-*Bert closes his mouth*

Bert (i won’t write Perkins now cause i don’t want to):No one cares. Anyways, i’m your host, Bert Perkins. Da host with da most.

Junior:Perkins? Like Perch Perkins?

Bert:YES I’M HIS LITTLE BROTHER BUT WE AREN’T TALKING ABOUT HIM NOW OK?! Good. You’ll be part of Team Crabgrass since a girl just died doing the lava bucket challenge. That’s what she gets for referencing outdated trends. You’ll be against Team Wumbo. Just sign these contracts. *throws some contracts in his face*

* bubble transition*

Bert:Ok, now everybody sleep! And remember, the first challenge will be tomorrow! Sleep well, knowing this show is really dangerous and you all are probably going to die.

French Narrator:The next morning…….

Junior:*wakes up* Hey, what’s up gu-WHAT?! IS THIS..........AN ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN?! EVERYONE WAKE UP!

Everyone:*wakes up*

Male Teammate:Hey there’s an X! *digs* There’s a piece of paper, it says:”Hey there! The challenge for today is to get back to the island without a map! Good luck with that! Team Wumbo is in another island”. DAMN FOOL!

Female Teammate:IDIOT!

Junior:No one here knows how to build a boat, right?

Everyone:No.

Junior:*sigh*

*Junior confessional*

Junior:Well, we’re dead. I don’t blame them though, i don’t know how to build a boat either.

* Male Teammate confessional*

Male Teammate:Oh, it looks like he’s being a know-it-all now! That sigh was surely insulting us!

* end of confessional*

Male Teammate:Then why don’t you build a boat, huh?

Junior:Cause i don’t know how to?

Male Teammate:Stupid kid. Hypocrite.

Junior:Why?

Male Teammate 2:WE’RE GONNA DIE!

Female Teammate 2:Calm down! I’m sure Team Wumbo’s doing way worse!

* cuts to Team Wumbo*

Team Wumbo Female:We don’t need a boat! I have another plan!

Team Wumbo Female 2:Killing ourselves?

Team Wumbo Female:No! Look at this:Loch Ness Monster Jr.!

Loch Ness Monster Jr.:Who called?

Team Wumbo Female:Me! Remember me?

Loch Ness Monster Jr:Emh.......of course!

Loch Ness Monster Jr.’s mind:Who’s this girl?

Team Wumbo Male:I think i understand the situation:You see, humans fear Loch Ness Monster, who’s here under the sea. We have Loch Ness Monster Jr. who lives in a sea under the sea!

Team Wumbo Male 2:Who the heck cares! We have a monster instead of a boat! This is awesome!

* Team Wumbo Male confessional*

Team Wumbo Male:Looks like no one here appreciates my knowledge.

* end of confessional*

Team Wumbo Female:Can you take us to Name Island?

Loch Ness Monster Jr.:What do you have to offer? And no, i don’t take friendship as an answer.

Team Wumbo Male 3:Darn it.

Team Wumbo Female:I don’t know........bananas? Apples? Chocolate milk?

Loch Ness Monster Jr.:CHOCOLATE MILK?! HOP IN!

* cuts to Team Crabgrass*

Female Teammate 3:We’ve got to use the power of friendship!

Male Teammate 3:HOW ABOUT YOU USE THE POWER OF MORTALITY TO DIE?! *laugh track plays in the background* I’m so funny.

Male Teammate 4:Everyone chill! Dying won’t be so bad.

Female Teammate 4:IT WILL BE NOW BECAUSE I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY PUNCHES!

Male Teammate 4:Why?

Female Teammate 4:Because children are watching this! You’re teaching them to kill themselves! YOU MONSTER!

Male Teammate 4:You’re overreacting.

Female Teammate 4:I AM NOT!

Junior:Yes you are.

Female Teammate 4:SHUT UP KID! I’M JUST THINKING ABOUT THE CHILDREN! The poor, poor, children……..*sobs*

* Female Teammate 4 confessional*

Female Teammate 4:OH WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?

* end of confessional*

* cuts to Name Island*

Bert:Wait, is that Team Wumbo?

Team Wumbo Female:WE’RE HERE!

Bert:Wow, that was….fast. I guess you win then. Let’s still wait for Team Crabgrass though, i want to see their faces when they find out they lost!

* bubble transition to Team Crabgrass*

Junior:Ok guys, we seriously have to figure out a way to get to Name Island

Male Teammate 5:There aren’t many options left.

Female Teammate 5:Unless you want to swim.

Junior:Then let’s think calmly.

French Narrator:That night..........

Junior:Ugh.........we’re gonna die.........

Bert:*comes to the island Team Crabgrass is stuck in with a boat* Ok, i’m tired of waiting for you! Team Wumbo arrived in 10 minutes, you people are still here at night! Come in, the elimination ceremony is waiting!

* bubble transition, Male Teammate confessional*

Male Teammate:I convinced almost everyone to vote for Junior! I hate know-it-alls!

* Junior confessional*

Junior:I’m gonna vote for myself, i don’t want to be here.

* end of confessional*

Bert:So, everyone of you will receive a sack of potatoes, tonight, except one. The one person who doesn’t receive a sack of potatoes, will be eliminated and can never come back. Unless i want them to. Also, Junior, you’re gonna find out just now the names of your teammates, and they’re pretty weird names.So:1 vote for Female Teammate 3, 1 vote for Male Teammate 3. 1 vote for Male Teammate 4, 1 vote for Female Teammate 4. And 7 votes for………Junior.

Junior:Woo-hoo!

Bert:Yeah, Junior, woo-hoo. Unfortunately, there’s something you shouldn’t woo-hoo about…….

Junior:Which is?

Bert:To get out of this Island, you’ll have to go to a tunnel full of raw chum. And you got to eat it all. And then you will arrive in a place and walk till you find your home.

Junior:WHAAAAAA-

Bert:*throws him in the tunnel and puts a rock in front of it so he won’t escape* The rest of you are all safe, for tonight. See you in Tota-i mean……REALITY PAIN! I think my voice cracked…..can we do it again?

* bubble transition*

Junior:*opens the door of his house, fat, and falls to the ground* Ugh…….

Squilvia:There you are! Tomorrow there’s a school test and you’ve got to get an A so i can post it on social media and get likes!

Junior:Ugh……

Trivia
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