Undercover Blunder

Episode 4 of SBFW Ultimate.

Transcript
(Camera opens in Jack’s House, now renamed the SBFW Crib.)

 

Crazy: so what do you guys think of the name i thought of?

 

Jack: I did not give permission for this.

 

SBCA: Neither did I.

 

Crazy: o just shut your yaps.

 

Jasbre: Lock! This is more evidence to demote Crazy from leader!

 

Lock: Huh? What did you say? I was too concentrated on the lable ship.

 

Jasbre: Ugh.

 

Crazy: i clearly created the name and bought this house legally. Totally.

 

Jasbre: Write that down, write that down!

 

Lock: Uhh, uhhhhh... (Lock is just scribbling an angry stick figure stabbing another stick figure, with the word KNIFE above)

 

(Meanwhile…)

 

Spy: Boss, it is time for me to infiltrate. They are distracted, and I can disguise as one of their friends, “Purps”.

 

???: Good. Make sure to kidnap several. We need that power. Now go!

 

Spy: Yes sir.''' '''

(Later that day…)

Travis: Come on Matchy, admit it. You fap in class.

 

Matchy: No I don’t.

 

Travis: Yes, you do.

 

[bert]: back off man, he doesn’t fap in class. but me, i do. he, does not.

 

Travis: You guys are the same people. So you just admitted!

 

[bert]: i am shocked and appalled.

 

(The doors of the SBFW Crib fly open)

 

Para: Who’s that?

 

“Purps”: It is I, your friend known as Purps.

 

Polar: Wow, that was a quick recovery.

 

“Purps”: DO NOT QUESTION ME!

 

Polar: Huh. Well alright.

 

Crazy: hey purps, you seem a bit...off.

 

“Purps”: No no, everything is fine and ok. I am fine and ok.

 

Jasbre: It must be something with his head, after all that’s where he was mostly injured.

 

“Purps”: Nope. I am fine. If I was not fine, then why would I be here?

 

Crazy: idk.

 

“Purps” THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION! Now, if you would like free Discord Nitro, follow me.

 

Jasbre: No one would be that stup-

 

(All Plutos run towards where “Purps” is)

 

Jasbre: Ok, we gotta do something about “Purps”. That is definitely not him.

 

Crazy: STRANGER DANGER PLUTOS!

 

Matchy: Oh no, they’re wearing airpods, they can’t hear you.

 

…

 

Pluto: So, what’s the code.

 

Discord Pluto: Will Nitro give me access to hot Panini pics?

 

ZPW Pluto: If this is a scam, can I have it? Because I’m the Terrible Pluto.

 

“Purps”: Oh cut the crap and shut up!

 

Clubhouse Pluto: Hey! You can only swear during the Bleep Off song!

 

“Purps”: Crap is not a swear! Now, if you excuse me, get in the bag.

 

Pluto: Is this legal?

 

ZPW Pluto: No, you can not get Discord Nitro for free.

 

Pluto: No I mean the bag stuff.

 

“Purps”: GET IN THE DAMN BAG ALREADY!

 

(Crazy breaks down the closet door)

 

Crazy: not so fast.

 

Lock: Wow, you’re actually doing something good!

 

Vanessa: stfu goomba.

 

Jasbre: We figured you weren’t Purps, because we called the hospital, and they said he’s still there.

 

“Purps”: You will never take me alive, I have a gun.

 

Travis: Checkmate.

 

(BANG!)

 

Jasbre: YOU JUST SHOT A PERSON!

 

Crazy: cool travis has a gun.

 

Lock: Lable is even stronger now.

 

Travis: In the name of greater good.

 

“Purps”: Ouch. I am in so much pain right now.

 

Travis: Time to see who this is. (Pulls off mask)

 

Jasbre: Who is this guy?

 

Travis: I have no idea.

 

Crazy: no...it can’t be…

 

Jasbre: You know them?

 

Crazy: Yellow244.

 

Yellow244: Indeed it is.

 

Crazy: then that means…

 

(A person breaks through the roof)

 

CalmStar: q. or. ew hoopla. It is I, Your opposite!

 

Lock: I like his tastes.

 

Crazy: don’t get into it.

 

(CalmStar throws down a ladder from the helicopter he jumped from.)

 

CalmStar: Come Yellow, we’ll fix you up.

 

Yellow244: See you guys (cough), later. Hahaha!

 

(They leave)

 

Matchy: Well that’s a problem.

 

(Another person slams the door open, everyone grabs a weapon)

 

Jasbre: Come at us.

 

(Purps comes out)

 

Purps: Hey guys, I’m back!...Um, was there a Dunces and Dragons party?

 

Bot: Still up for sale! Anyone wanna buy? Hello?

 

Jasbre: Thank god it’s actually you.

 

Purps: By the way, where are the plutos?

 

Lock: Crazy, did-

 

Travis: you-

 

Jasbre: forget-

 

Matchy: them?

 

Crazy: ...ah fu-

 

(end)