Death is a Bitch

Death Is a Bitch

Everyone becomes immortal after Death injures himself while chasing SpongeBob.

Season: 2 Episode: 6

Total Episode Count: 13

'''Prod. no.''': 1ACX14

Featuring: Death, spongeBob SquarePants

Also Appearing: Sandy, Plankton, Squidward, Patrick, Pearl, Dr. Forrest, Bob, Barbara, Leiana Takanawa, Fred, Tom, Adolf Hitler, Jewel, David Schwimmer, Mathhew Perry, Leonardo DiCarprio, Kate Winslet, Karen Black, James Van Der Beek, Katie Holmes, Michelle Williams, Joshua Jackson

Plot: Sandy finds a lump on SpongeBob's breast and worries that the lump could be cancer. SpongeBob sees a doctor. It turns out ti be a benign fatty corpuscle, but SpongeBob does not want to pay the hospital bill, so he declares himself deceased on the insurance form. When Death shows up at his house, SpongeBob tries to run away and Death chases him. One inch away from touching SpongeBob's shoulder and killing him, Death falls down and sees that he broke his ankle. Death does not want him to tell that everyone will be immortal until he heals his ankle. But SpongeBob tells and proves that everyone is immortal when he is intoxicated. The fact that no one can die becomes top news.

SpongeBob is forced to take over Death's job in order to prove to people they can still die and is assigned by Death to kill the kids from Dawson's Creek, but fails to do so because he says, "If I do, then I have nothing to watch on Wednesdays" Instead unwittingly kills two airport pilots, proving people are not immortal, and forcing actress Karen Black to land the plane.

Trvia

 * This was orginally a Halloween episode but it didn't get to October.

Censorship

 * When this episode reran on FOX, Lesly Stahl's, "...and one of you is hung like an elf", during 60 Minutes After Dark was cut. The version of this episode on Nick@Nite don't have the line edited.
 * When death flashes back to himself as a teenager in a car with his girlfriend, the car's shaking stopswhen he realizes that he accidentally killed her. Then, he says that he will be a virgin forever. In the FOX airing, the flashback ends there. On Nick@Nite, it continues as he says, "Or am I?" which is followed by the car shaking some more

Rating
TV-14: DLSV

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