The World According To Squidward



Squidward explains what he thinks about the world, including Patrick, Spongebob, Mr. Krabs, and the Krusty Krab.

Transcript: Squidward: *snores* Spongebob: Hey Squidward! Squidward: WHA- *falls off bed* Spongebob: It's me, Spongebob! Squidward: That darn Spongebob, always annoying me while I am trying to sleep. (cuts to walking into the krusty krab) Squidward: I would make so many improvements to this place if I could. *walks in* Mr. Krabs: Hey there Squidward! Squidward: *sighs* Squidward: I know the deal... get to work because I'm late.. I know. Mr krabs walks away. Squidward goes to his register. Squidward: May I help you? Why do there have to be so many people at this place? Can there be atleast 2 less   people here everyday? Customer: Well I want a large fries... and... and.. and.. and- Squidward: AND WHAT? Customer: I will just get the large fries. Squidward: Spongebob, one large fries for this customer. Spongebob: Here you go Squidward! Customer: That is too many large fries. I want 2 less large fries. Squidward: *eats 2 large fries* Here you go. Customer: You touched all the fries. Squidward: I just touched them! (cuts to squidward going home) Squidward: That Patrick guy. He always plays with spongebob and he keeps throwing stuff into my fireplace. Squidward: I can't close the door to stop it because my house does not come with a door. Patrick: Hey Squidward! Squidward: What? Patrick: Hey Squidward! Squidward: You are talking to me, WHAT DO YOU WANT? Patrick: Nothing. Squidward: Then go away.