Thread:JCM/@comment-5436510-20140223035526

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word h*ck. Out of all of the English words that begin with the letter H, h*ck is the only word that is referred to as the H-word. It's the one magical word. Just by its sound, it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. h*ck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German. In English, h*ck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transitive verb, for instance. "John h*cked Shirley." As an intransitive verb. "Shirley h*cks." Its meaning is not always sexual. It can be used as an adjective, such as, "John's doing all the h*cking work." As part of an adverb. "Shirley talks too h*cking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective. "Shirley is h*cking beautiful." As a noun. "I don't give a h*ck." As part of a word. "Abso-h*cking-lutely," or "in-h*cking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence. "h*ck the h*cking h*ckers." As you must realize, there aren't many words with the versatility of h*ck, as in these examples describing situations such as fraud. "I got h*cked at the used car lot." Dismay. "Ah, h*ck it." Trouble. "I guess I'm really h*cked now." Aggression. "Don't h*ck with me, buddy." Difficulty. "I don't understand this h*cking question." Inquiry. "Who the h*ck was that?" Dissatisfaction. "I don't like what the h*ck is going on here." Incompetence. "He's a h*ck-off." Dismissal. "Why don't you go outside and play hide and go h*ck yourself?" I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly! H*CK YOU! 