Patrick Covers Up

Patrick Covers Up is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Patrick enters a restaurant.)

Waiter: Excuse me, sir, but may I point out this sign?

(The waiter points to a sign saying "No shirt, no shoes, no service".)

Patrick: Yes, you may point it out.

Waiter: Then read it!

Patrick: (reads the sign) What a coincidence! I'm wearing neither a shirt nor shoes!

Waiter: So therefore, we cannot serve you.

Patrick: What? That's a dumb rule!

Waiter: We apologize for not wanting our patrons' stank feet walking on our floor and their nasty old bellies flopping around while people are trying to eat.

Patrick: You're not a very cordial waiter.

Waiter: Do you even know what "cordial" means?

Patrick: Uhh...

(Patrick runs to his rock and runs back to the restaurant wearing a shirt and shoes.)

Patrick: Ta-da!

Waiter: Sorry, but we just closed.

(The waiter takes off his shirt and shoes and swims off into the horizon.)

Patrick: Well, bar-

(What a twist!)