Behold! Training Begins! (transcript)

'''Behold! Training Begins!'''

Transcript written by Ponyo Fan and JellyfishJam38

(The screen says "Previously..." and it shows Spongebob's tapestry, Patrick vomiting on the boat, the City of Trash, Sandy and Hoogra, the beginning of the race, Patrick with the axe in his butt, Patrick tied to the tree, Spongebob on the cut tree, the Krusty Krab, the characters on the spider web, and the last scene in the tent)

All (from last episode) We're going to have a lot of fun here!

(Theme song starts.)

(End of theme song. Spongebob is humming in his tent, when you hear something loud)

Man (very loudly) Training begins for the tribes today. Applications are denied if your armour is missing and must be due in one hour.

Spongebob: Who are you, almighty one?

Man: I am Sensei, speaking through echoing bark. I am the owner of Swiss City. I will teach you the arts of battle.

(Patrick's tent)

Patrick: Cool!

Sensei: Ask any questions.

Sandy: Will I die here?

Sensei: There have been some reported deaths while training, but nearly all of them are due to incompetence.

Patrick: Am I in-inc-incon-incom-incomve-incompe-

Sensei: Incompetent, you mean? I'd say you probably aren't incompetent, seeing what you did to those trees.

South Clan Member: My name is Frugrum, and I would like to ask you a question: If this is training, then will there be a battle soon?

Sensei: Yep. The West and East clans are already battling. (Cut to outside, where two clans are stabbing each other with swords)

Frugrum: Okay.

(Spongebob's tent.)

Spongebob (writing application) Can I go out now?

Sensei: Sure, you can. Rest is permitted in the Swiss Hotel, or in your clan tent.

(Spongebob walks out and waves at Patrick. He walks into the Bikini Bottom Training Base.)