Patrick Krabs

Patrick Krabs is the season 1 finale of The Mr. Krabs and Patrick Show. In this episode, after watching Star Wars, Patrick thinks that Mr. Krabs is his father.

Characters

 * Patrick
 * Mr. Krabs
 * Pearl (mentioned)

Story
Patrick:Omg............this is my favorite movie ever! I LOVE STAR WARS! Wait a minute............Darth Vader is Luke's father? Maybe my father isn't my father, he's my dad! Maybe my real father is.........*his mind thinks of fathers* MR. KRABS! I GOT TO GO TO THE KRUSTY KRAB! *runs into the Krusty Krab to Mr. Krabs' office* MR. KRABS!

Mr. Krabs:What?

Patrick:Are you my father?

Mr. Krabs:No.

Patrick:Ok. *exits the office* WAIT NO! *enters the office* YOU ARE MY FATHER!

Mr. Krabs:I'm not.

Patrick:LET'S PLAY ROCK PAPER SCISSORS! *Patrick does paper, Mr. Krabs does a gun* AAAAHHHHH! *escapes*

* bubble transition*

Patrick:*it's night, he knocks at Mr. Krabs' house's door*

Mr. Krabs:*opens the door* Oh it's you. I'M NOT YOUR FATHER! *closes the door* Ugh.

Patrick:*puts a fake mustache on and knocks*

Mr. Krabs:*opens the door* GO AWAY PATRICK!

Patrick:I'm not Patrick, i'm Patrock! I like rocks, and i have a mustache! A real mustache! Not fake, real! More real than the fact that i'm Patrick! I'm Patrock! Let me in!

Mr. Krabs:*closes the door*

Patrick:D'oh! Stupid Krabs! *eats his fake mustache* Wait, there's only one way to find out if he's really my father! *breaks the door* COME HERE, KRABS!

Mr. Krabs:I'm behind you!

Patrick:*turns around* AAAAAHHHH! SPOOKY! Why are you there?

Mr. Krabs:Just do what you need to do.

Patrick:Ok! Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhh.........UH! Have you watched Star Wars?

Mr. Krabs:Nope.

Patrick:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Mr. Krabs:*slaps him*

Patrick:Ouch! Well, then you aren't my father!

Mr. Krabs:Oh you finally realized!

Patrick:Wait! Maybe you're lying so i don't know you are my father! I'll go ask Pearl if you watched Star Wars!

Mr. Krabs:Barnacles.

Trivia

 * CartoonGuy277 never watched Star Wars.