User blog:Rarity7Best/In Their Own Write: Vacation: Episode 1: Packing Up

I have decided to take In Their Own Write off hiatus with the SBFR blog series Vacation, starting (of course) with its pilot, Packing Up.

Text in Courier New font indicates messages on chat.

'''Suddenly chat is in the same font as IRC (it'd be cool if it were, though). +1 sin'''


 * Da Nerd is seen in his bedroom, packing suitcases. It is shown that his computer screen is on with the SpongeBob Fan Wiki chat open. The entire gang is online, along with Kjjb, JellyfishJam38, and an away JCM.

I'm not counting this as a sin, but I will just say that K#jb name should be censored.


 * [private chat with Toph] Da Nerd: So when are we planning on going?
 * TopherGopher: Idk.
 * TopherGopher: I'm still packing up.
 * Da Nerd: Same.
 * TopherGopher: I'll be ready at about 4.
 * Da Nerd: k
 * [private chat with Simon] Da Nerd: He says 4.
 * SimonAnderson23: okay
 * SimonAnderson23: wait that's when he's gonna be ready?

'''{No, that's when he's going to meet Ariana Grande in person, goofball}. +1 sin'''


 * Da Nerd: Yeah.
 * SimonAnderson23: okay, thanks.
 * Da Nerd: np


 * [private chat with Suds] Da Nerd: Okay, we've agreed that we should start driving to the airport by 4.
 * Suds47: okay
 * Suds47: i might be a little late
 * <font style="font-family:Courier New">Da Nerd: That's okay. We'll probably just be hanging out in the hotel room.
 * <font style="font-family:Courier New">Suds47: alright
 * Da Nerd turns off his computer, closes his packed suitcase, jumps on his bed and turns on his TV.
 * The camera zooms in on Da Nerd's clock which reads 2:57.
 * [Transitions to later, in same position]
 * The clock now reads 6:06. Da Nerd is asleep with the TV on.

'''The movie doesn't bother to explain if it's AM or PM. +2 sins'''


 * Da Nerd's phone, on his nightstand, rings.
 * After about 4 rings, Da Nerd wakes up and tiredly answers the phone.
 * Da Nerd: [restless] Hello?
 * Toph [on phone]: Da Nerd, where are you?

'''When has Chris ever called Ben by his full username? +1 sin'''


 * Da Nerd: What are you talking about? I'm at home.
 * Toph: Do you have any idea what time it is?
 * Da Nerd looks over at the clock. He jumps up from his bed in shock.
 * Da Nerd: Holy shit! Dude, I'm so sorry. I fell asleep. I'll get on the next plane as soon as I can.
 * Toph: Hurry!
 * While hanging up, Da Nerd throws the remote at the TV, which breaks it.

I honestly have no words to explain what I think about this scene. ''He then gets his jacket and suitcase and runs out the door. He gets into his car, turns the key, and speeds out of the driveway.''

'''Ben was 12 when he wrote this. How the hell does he know how to drive? +3 sins'''


 * Several cars honk at Da Nerd as he speeds past the road. He completely ignores traffic rules.
 * Soon, a police car has its siren on behind Da Nerd's car. He pulls over, angrily.
 * The policeman gets out of his car while Da Nerd rolls down his window.
 * Da Nerd: [annoyed] What?
 * Policeman: "What?" You were going 95 in a 25 MPH speed limit zone. As this is your first offense, I'll just let you off with a ticket.

'''The police officer completely ignores the fact that Ben shouldn't be legally allowed to drive. +2 sins'''


 * Da Nerd: Oh, well actually I'm going out of town so--
 * Policeman: You can't leave town.
 * Da Nerd restarts his engine while the policeman is distracted, writing the ticket.
 * Da Nerd: Oh yes I can.
 * Da Nerd speeds away and to the airport. He barely parks in time, landing right in the middle of two parking spaces. He runs into the airport while pressing the "Lock" button on his car keys. He rockets to the desk.
 * Da Nerd: [breathless] Hey.
 * Woman at desk: Hey?
 * Da Nerd: When's... the next plane... to Pellville?
 * Woman at desk: Oh, it's planned to take off in... [types something on keyboard] 6 seconds.

'''The movie needs more 7. +3 sins'''


 * Soon, a plane is seen taking off out the window.
 * Woman at desk: But I can have you get on the next plane at... noon tomorrow.
 * Da Nerd: Tomorrow? No-no-no-no-no, I need to get there today.
 * Woman at desk: Sorry.
 * Da Nerd, frustrated, sits down in a bench near the entrance.
 * Da Nerd: What am I gonna do?
 * He sits there for a second, then pulls out his phone.
 * Da Nerd: Damn, no service.
 * Da Nerd tries standing up.
 * Da Nerd: Still?
 * He then looks around and finds a table next to another bench, where someone is sitting.
 * Da Nerd: Sorry.
 * He holds his phone up in the air, standing on top of the table.
 * Da Nerd: Really!?
 * He walks over to the desk again.
 * Woman at desk: Yes?
 * Da Nerd: Do you have Wi-Fi here?
 * Woman at desk: We do, actually. Just use the password "pvairlines089".
 * Da Nerd: Alright, thanks.
 * Da Nerd opens the "Connection" window on his phone, and taps the Wi-Fi option. He then taps "Prior Valley Airlines" and types in the password "pvairlines089". It immediately connects, with 2 bars.
 * He then opens the SpongeBob Fan Wiki chat. There is no one online, but an away Kjjb. He closes chat. He then calls Toph.
 * The phone doesn't ring once. Instead, it plays the voicemail message.
 * Toph (voicemail): Hey! I'm not at the phone right now. Leave a message, kay?
 * "Voicemail Lady": Once you have finished recording your message, you may hang up or press 1 for more options. To leave a callback number, press 5.
 * The phone beeps.
 * Da Nerd: Yeah, Toph? I'm not gonna be able to get on a plane until tomorrow. I'm sooooo sorry. Bye.
 * He hangs up. He then eyes a "campout section" sign with a door under it. He goes inside the door and there's a man in uniform there.
 * Man: Hey, how can I help you?
 * Da Nerd: What is this?
 * Man: A campout section. Basically, you can sleep here overnight and get free dinner and breakfast. It's only $73 for one night.
 * Da Nerd: Sure.
 * Da Nerd gets his wallet out and hands a $100 bill to the man. He recieves the $27 change and goes into the sleeping bags room. He then sees a sign in the room that says "SLEEPING BAGS ARE CUSTOMARY! PLEASE ONLY TAKE ONE."
 * He takes a sleeping bag and goes into the campout area, where he sees another man in uniform.
 * Man: Hello. Take a number off the wall.
 * Da Nerd obeys and takes a preforated ticket with a number 137 on it.
 * Man: Alright, now go to Larry over there, and he'll set you up with a room.
 * Da Nerd obeys this command as well, and goes over to the only other man in uniform.
 * Larry: Alright, you're number 137?
 * Da Nerd: Yes.
 * Larry: Okay, you'll be in room 7C.

'''Do all the adults in this movie seriously not give a shit that Ben is obviously underaged? +4 sins'''


 * Larry hands Da Nerd a card with "ROOM 7C KEY" on it. Da Nerd looks around and finds the room labeled 7C. He tests his card on the lock, and it opens. When he goes inside, he sees several rooms. One of them has "132-139" on it. He goes in.
 * The 5 people inside all greet Da Nerd with a yelling of "137!"
 * Da Nerd sets his sleeping bag up in an empty space in the room. He goes inside his sleeping bag and gets out his phone yet again. He watches the phone connect to the Prior Valley Airlines Wi-Fi and opens up Facebook. He sees that he has a message. He opens his message icon and in there is a message from Toph. The preview of the message reads, "Dude what the hell are you..."

'''When has Chris ever given anyone - let alone Ben - his Facebook? +1 sin'''

''He opens the message and the message in full reads, "Dude what the hell are you doing. Stop f#cking around and get over here!" Below it reads "29 seconds ago - Sent from mobile". He then soon receives another message saying, "Sorry, Violet stole my phone. When are you gonna get here?"''