Patrick Mourns the Death of His Lamp

Patrick Mourns the Death of His Lamp is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(A garbage man knocks on Patrick's rock, and Patrick pulls himself out from under it.)

Patrick: The open-and-close function on my rock is broken. This is a sad day for Patrick Star. (pauses) Oh hi, garbage man! What did you want me for?

Garbage man: I just wanted to know if this belonged to you.

(The garbage man holds out the pieces of a lamp.)

Patrick: (gags) Oh my Neptune! What happened?

Garbage man: Somebody left this thing out on the road, where it was apparently run over several times.

(The garbage man drops the pieces of the lamp into Patrick's hands.)

Patrick: This is all my fault! I should have never left you out on the street!

Garbage man: Yeah, why would you do something like that?

Patrick: We had a domestic argument.

Garbage man: I now regret asking. See ya!

(The garbage man hops into his truck and drives away. One of the lamp's pieces jumps out of Patrick's hands and attempts to follow the truck.)

Lamp piece: No! Take me with you!

(What a twist!)