"Crabby" Patty (ADWSS Short Transcript)

(The Short opens up at the Krusty Krab with Squidward talking to Spongebob)

Squidward: Hurry Up with that Patty Spongebob!. They don't have legs you know!.

Spongebob: Hurry Up!?. You don't even bother to actually start moving!!

Squidward: Are you gonna stand their making stupid comments or are you gonna HURRY UP!!!??

Spongebob: Ugh i wish i could not talk to a FAT LAZY GORILLA!. But i have no choice!!!

(Scene cuts to Mr Krabs office where Squidward and Spongebob)

Squidward: He's your problem now!.

Mr Krabs: What's going on here?.

Squidward: CheeseHead here thinks it's funny to make jokes than to do his work!

(Spongebob sits down)

Mr Krabs: Is that true Spongebob?.

Spongebob: Here we go. More grief from Mr I'm-A-Old-Hag!. I don't have time to listen to a piece of trash. I have work to do!.

Mr Krabs: Me Boy where did you hear such language!?.

Spongebob: Up my butt. You got a problem with that!?.

Mr Krabs: Oh Dear.

(Transition to Bikini Bottom Mental Institute)

Mr Krabs: Whe