SpongeBob's Will Transcript

Gary: Meow. Gary hands a newspaper to Spongebob

Spongebob: Thank you Gary! I wonder what my

Horoscope is for today.... Spongebob reads the

Horoscope Section Spongebob: Ah! Here it is....you...will...DIE?!

Spongebob: Patrick, I don't know how to explain this

but...I'm going to die. Patrick: WHAT?! That's-that's-that's terrible Spongebob! Spongebob: I know...that's why I want you to have Ol'

Reliable! Patrick: Spongebob, you already gave me Ol' Reliable.

Maybe it's time I showed you what's in my Secret Box... Spongebob: You already showed me your Secret Box,

Pat. All it was was a piece of string. Patrick: Uh...right...string Spongebob: Bye Pat. Patrick: Meet me in Glove world.

Spongebob enters the Tree Dome Sandy: Hi Spongebob, what happend? Spongebob: Sandy, I don't know how to explain this

but...I'm going to die. Sandy: That's terrible Spongebob! Lillian: My dad going to die. Duck: That's terrible Lillian. Sandy: Lets invent Portal to Texas.

Spongebob, Sandy, Lillian and Duck Building a portal.

Spongebob: Bye Sandy. Sandy: See you at Glove World.

Squidward: Spongebob I'm going somewhere so pack my

clarinet, art stuff and my clothes. Spongebob: Where you going? Squidward: Glove World.

Mr. Krabs: Make me a Krabby Patty... Spongebob: I got it. Mr. Krabs: In glove world.

Spongebob knocks on the Chum Bucket Door

Spongebob: Plankton? You in? Plankton Answers

Plankton: What do you want? To humiliate me? Step on

me? Go ahead, I've had better days. Spongebob: No, no, Plankton! I just want to tell you

something... Plankton: ...What? I'm your best buddy or something?

Pathetic. Plankton proceeds to close the door, Spongebob

wedges his foor to stop it. Spongebob: No, Plankton. As much as I regret to do so.

I'm going to tell you... Plankton opens the door again Plankton: Tell me what? Spongebob: Tell you... Plankton: What? Tell me what? What, I say! Spongebob: I'm going to tell you...the Krabby Patty Secret

Formula. Plankton: In Glove World Lillian: Dad! Duck: What are you doing? Spongebob: Kids! I will Die. Duck: I recommand.. Lilian: Like Building a rocket, or fighting a mummy, Or

climbing up the Eiffel tower, Discovering something that

doesnt exist, Or giving a monkey a shower Surfing tidal

waves, creating nanobots, Or locating Frankensteins

brain, Finding a Dodo bird, painting a continent. Spongebob: Or Tell the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. Lillian: In... Duck: ...Glove World Wierd Al: Crossing the tundra or building a roller coaster.

Skiing down a mountain of beans, Devising a system for remembering everything, Or

synchronizing submarines. Racing chariots, taming tiger

sharks, constructing a portal to Mars, Building a time

machine, stretching a rubber tree, or wailing away on

guitars.

Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Squidward, Patrick, Spongebob,

Sandy, Lillian and Duck arrives in Glove World.

Mr.Krabs: I allow you to reveal secret formula in the public

once Ok lad. Spongebob: Secret formula is cheese, pickles, lettuce,

tomato, onion, all secretly steamed between two fluffy

seaweed-sea buns. Plankton: I got the secret Formula. SpongeBob: We're going on Fiery Fist O Pain. SpongeBob: (reads the sign) Warning! This ride may

cause: Crying, screaming, projectile vomiting, amnesia,

spine loss, embarrassing accidents, uncontrollable gas... SpongeBob & Patrick: ...and explosive diarrhea. SpongeBob: Is that all? Patrick: Big deal, I did half that stuff this morning. Henry: (over speaker) Last call for the Fiery Fist O' Pain. SpongeBob: Well, this is it, Guys. Patrick: Yep. Patrick: Uh-huh. SpongeBob: On the Fiery Fist O' Pain. Patrick: After you. (all sit down in the ride) SpongeBob: We made it. Patrick: Yeah. Employee #3: Please keep your arms and legs inside the

vehicle at all times. (buckles them, puts on helmets, and

wraps them up) There. Employee #4: Now if you could just sign this release,

involving Glove World in case of accidental spine loss...

(SpongeBob signs his name) Well, nice knowing you. Employee #3: Ready in ten... SpongeBob: This is it, Patrick. Employee #3: Nine, eight... SpongeBob: We made it! Squidward: Oh no. Employee #3: Seven, six... Five, four... Three, two... Employee #3: One... (when he presses the 'GO' button,

SpongeBob and Patrick scream, but the roller coaster

breaks down) Henry: (over speaker) Uh, we're experiencing some

technical difficulties. Employee #3: Man, this cheap thing is always breaking

down. Hey, sorry guys. Maybe next time. Sandy: What happened? Squidward: It broke out Patrick: Yeah! (employee comes back) Employee #3: Oh, wait, it's fine. SpongeBob & Patrick: Huh? Employee #3: Have fun.(presses the 'GO' button again. All

take off but their wrapping and helmets have come off) SpongeBob:(when they get to the top, it stops for a

moment)Good-bye, Patrick. Patrick: Good-bye, SpongeBob. (Coaster starts again,

dropping and going through a saw, a flaming fist, and a

laser. When the coaster drops at a 90 degree angle,

SpongeBob and Patrick's skeleton's fly through the air

while their bodies go down with the coaster. Their

skeleton's fly into them as they go up, out of the water,

but when they sit up, they have the other one's skeleton.

The coaster drops into the ground, causing an explosion.

When the ride is over, SpongeBob & Patrick are holding

each other, shaking) henry's wife: (over speaker) Please wait until the car has

come to a complete stop. And STOP CRYING! Employee #3: It's over. You can get out now. Sandy: Spongebob died. Squidward: Thank neptune he's dead.