Saturn

Transcript
(Episode opens with a shot of the planet Saturn, then the camera zooms in revealing a sky bubble with an odd magic substance that keeps everybody alive)

Steve: Guys, where are we? Like actually?

Mindy: Saturn.

Triton: You know this how?

Mindy: I’m the daughter of a god, remember?

Triton: I’m the son. How do you know and I don’t?

Mindy: No clue.

Steve: Guys we need to get to a challenge.

Granite: (building something) here is your challenge. Remember that show Wipeout? Remember the sweeper arm? Well…

(Granite unveils a giant sweeper with 13 spots)

Granite: Viola!

Jenkins: Looks painful. Good thing I EMBRACE PAIN.

Girly Teengirl: So how do we know who wins?

Granite: The last person left standing for their duo wins it for their duo. Now everybody get onto the platforms!

(Everybody gets onto the platforms)

Steve: If you get hurt, please don’t sue when we return to Earth eventually.

Keanu: I won’t because I don’t feel pain. I am Keanu.

Motlu: Oh shut up.

(Motlu slips and falls off before the sweeper arm even starts going)

Keanu: Hahahahaha loser.

Krabs: GET IT STARTED ALREADY!

Steve: Okie dokie!

(Steve starts the sweeper and Gale gets hit off right away)

Gale: Oh yeah, I have no plot relevance to this season.

Perch: Don’t say that, you’re a fine weatherman!

(Perch gets hit off)

Perch: I take that back.

(Vanessa gets hit off)

Vanessa: Dammit!

Keanu: You have to have eyes in the back of your head to win this challenge.

Krabs: Well my eyes go out of my brain. So suck it!

Motlu: Hey don’t talk to KEANU REEVES LIKE THAT!

(Motlu gets hit so hard in the back he doesn’t fall off but instead gets crippled)

Motlu: Oh shit.

Granite: Steve get the emergency wheelchair.

Steve: I don’t think it’s that ea-

Granite: Just do it.

(Motlu falls off the platform and somehow lands perfectly in the wheelchair)

Steve: Alright four of you have already failed.

(HBRS gets smacked off when he turns around to say something to Grandpa SquarePants who is also sent off of his platform)

Steve: Two in one!

Granite: We’re down to only seven people left. Sully, Krabs, Girly Teengirl somehow, Kindy, Triton, Jenkins, and Keanu.

Jenkins: Damn right.

(Triton gets hit off)

Triton: Aw man, that sucks.

Mindy: Don’t worry Triton, I’ll win this!

(Mindy slips and falls into the water)

Triton: Yeah, okay.

Mindy: Sorry.

Granite: Five people still standing. All of our strongest competitors.

Sully: Wait wh-

(Sully sees the sweeper coming and it hits him but he grabs on and gets stuck riding it)

Sully: AHHHH HELP!

Keanu: I’ll save you Sully!

(Keanu jumps up to save Sully but ends up getting them both knocked into the water)

Granite: Alright looks like it’s only Krabs, Girly Teengirl HOW, and Jenkins left.

Jenkins: I’ll kick both of your asses!

Krabs: Want to bet?

Jenkins: Hey sonny, you should respect your elders!

(Krabs jumps onto Jenkin’s platform and pushes him off, then proceeds to get hit by the sweeper)

Girly Teengirl: Wait OMG I won?

Granite: It would appear so.

Girly Teengirl: So coral!

(Cut to the new and improved table which is the old table, only it glows purple)

Granite: Girly Teengirl and HBRS will nominate two duos now.

HBRS: Well we’re going to nominate the obvious threats to win. So Keanu and Motlu will be the first two.

Motlu: Dang it!

Girly Teengirl: We’d also like to nominate Princess Mindy and Triton.

Triton: Hey viewers, uh please don’t vote for me and my little sister.

Mindy: I’m 20 and you’re 19, stop acting older.

Triton: Dammit!

Granite: Well guys go vote one of the duos here to have a member evicted next episode!

Who’s going to be evicted next? Keanu and Motlu Mindy and Triton