You're In Love, SpongeBob! (transcript)

Transcript
Narrator:Ah.....February in Bikini Bottom....Love is in the air.

Patrick:For ME!

Squidward:I Love Me. Me,Me,Me.

Song:I Love Me

I Love Me,I Love Me,I Love Me.

I Love Me,I Love Me,You See.

Love is in the air heading for my ears

And That's Why i love me.

SpongeBob:I'm Ready!

SpongeBob:Hi Squidward!

Squidward:Go Away!NOW!

SpongeBob:OK,See Ya Later.

Song:Why I Love Valentines Day!

Today Is Valentines Day!

V-A-L-E-N-tines Day!

I Love...Who?

SpongeBob:Off To Boating School!

Mrs.Puff:Oh Nuts.

SpongeBob:Hi Mrs. Puff!

(Walks In)

(Sits down)

SpongeBob:Uhh......

SpongeBabs:Are You Okay?

SpongeBob:Uhh......

SpongeBabs:Uhh...Mrs. Puff?

Mrs.Puff:Yes,SpongeBabs

SpongeBabs:Is He Okay?

Mrs.Puff:You Need To Go Home,SpongeBob.

Screen:6 Seconds Later......

SpongeBob:Patrick?

Patrick:Yes?

SpongeBob:I need some love advise...

Patrick:Love advise?I Know Everything about love and Valentines day!

SpongeBob:What do you have?

Patrick:take this.

SpongeBob:That's odd....I never remember you subscribing to Love Weekly magazine!

Patrick:Turn to page 21.

Patrick:That's it. 5 ways to make a girl in love with you

SpongeBob:1.Write a list,2.Hire a cupid,3.send a love letter,4.Say"Wanna Go Out?",5.Go on a date.

Patrick:Now do you get it?

SpongeBob:Yes.

Patrick:Good! Let's Go!

(Walks into Mrs. Puffs Boating School)

Patrick:Ahem,Mr.Squarepants wants to take you on a date.

SpongeBabs:A date?

Patrick:Yes.

Screen:20 Days Later....

(shows Fancy! Resterant)

SpongeBabs:Did you know i was raised on dry land?

SpongeBob:No......How?

SpongeBabs:I once was a plain old kitchin sponge.

SpongeBob:WOW.

SpongeBabs:Do you have a pet snail?

SpongeBob:Yes.

SpongeBabs:Hey,Me Two!

SpongeBabs:Her names' Mary.

SpongeBob:His names' Gary.

Both:THEY RYME!

Screen:5 Minites Later......

SpongeBob:What a night!

SpongeBob:LOL.

Patrick:What

SpongeBob:Gary Has A Girlfriend?

(End Of Episode)