User blog:Squidnerd/SNEAK PEEK

A sneak peek from my upcoming series The Ruler of the Seven Seas:

“SpongeBob, get up!” Mr. Krabs screamed. SpongeBob opened his eyes, confused. “Fry us up some Krabby Patties, me boy, we’re staying here for a while,” Krabs said. SpongeBob walked to the living room, past the closet where Nat Peterson is. “HELP ME PLEASE,” Nat said as he heard SpongeBob walk by. In the living room, he sees Pearl watching Girly Teen Girl Ooh, yes!” Pearl screamed in delight. “We never have Teen-oriented TV since daddy is a cheapskate!” she said gleefully. Suddenly, Patrick changed the channel. “How does this cringey crap show love? I only watch real romance,” Patrick commented. Livin’ With The Squid is on.

''Squilvia ran up to Squidward. "Wanna have s**?" she asked. "Ew, no way!" Squidward shouted. "I'll have s** with you!" Finster grinned. Squilvia frowned and shoved him into the tub as it closed up. "NOW WE HAVE S**!" Squilvia shouted. "Um, no. Not interested," Squidward said, walking back into his house and slamming the door shut.

Squilvia busted through the door, searching for Squidward. She broke into SpongeBob's room where both SpongeBob and Patrick were practicing modern dance. "Why the heck does Squidward have you guys living in his house? Is he gay?" Squilvia asked.''

Patrick laughed. “You see Pearl, this is real comedy,” Patrick said to Pearl. “Um, no. It’s made by a smelly 12-year-old gay weirdo who has no friends at school!” Pearl yelled. “Well, that’s not very nice. At least he’s in a relationship, gay or not,” Patrick said dryly. “He’s a damn fool, just like you. No wonder the community lost faith in him and he got globalled. How did he become a bureaucrat at the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki? How did he become admin? HOW IS HE A REGULAR USER?!” Pearl screamed. “Woah woah woah there, there’s a SpongeBob Fanon Wiki?” Patrick, asked. “Yes, you idiot, this transcript is meant to be posted there,” Pearl replied. Suddenly, Mr. Krabs pounded a table. “Pearl, stop breaking the fourth wall! Turn on the news, like our house got burned yesterday!” Krabs said, annoyed.

Come see it all on July 14!