Absorbent Magazine Issue 3

Introduction
Hey guys what's up?!. Welcome to Absorbent Magazine!. The magazine where you hear all about SBFW and SpongeBob SquarePants. And in this issue, we have a lot to speak about. So let's get started.

Channel Chasers is Featured
Channel Chasers is now featured on the front page of SBFW. I have not said this yet, but Channel Chasers actually started of as a project. Me and Doctor Bugs helped each other create some plot lines. I never knew it would become this popular though. I asked a person last night on chat and they knew exactly what Channel Chasers was. Not naming names but this happened.

Do you read Channel Chasers?

No

We have a huge fanbase!. But seriously. Thanks for the help. I will give a little shout out to Doctor Bugs, Wumboman, Luis for his amazing episode. Adam for his new episode. It has not aired yet. But this is great.

Luis is Gone!!!
Luis has left SBFW. For good. He has left Rags to Riches to another user. We will all wish him luck. We will miss him. Here are some of Luis's best moments.

Rags to Riches:

Customer: (bites) You know, this is actually delicious! What's in it?

Eugene: Patties I bought from the supermarket and.....wait, pay the 3 bucks first.

Customer: (hands over the bills) Here. How about the ingredients?

Eugene: Clam poop and a used bra.

[The customer vomits on the Plab Patty.]

Sheldon: Hey, I'm back. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED OVER HERE?

Basket Sponge:

Ron: I’ll tweet something right now.

Anti-Bikini Bottom Bulldogs

One secret the Bulldogs have been keeping: Larry knocks some players unconscious at their practices.

Flatts: Is that so? Man, I’ve been FOOLED to ever like the Bulldogs!

Ron: Hey, we got a follower!

Rob: I knew we would have. And if we keep saying bad things about The Bikini Bottom Bulldogs we’re sure to end up with more fans than they have. It’s the perfect crime.

Ron: Let’s keep doing this.

Luis has been really helpful to the community too. He added a clock. He was always nice. WISH YOU WELL LUIS.

(NOT FINISHED)