User blog:MrScience12/4th of July Absorbent Days Promo


 *  Narrator:  The Fourth of July is approaching! You know what that means. Hanging with your pals, holding up the ol' red, white, and blue, and lighting up those fireworks! That is, unless you're SpongeBob!


 *  Patrick:  Uh...why?


 *  Narrator:  The gang have the perfect grill-out, but there's just one slight problem.


 *  Squidward:  This is relaxing and all, but when are we going to see some fireworks?


 * (boing)


 *  SpongeBob:  Fireworks, eh? I've got nothing.


 *  Narrator:  And since they're all sold out in the stores...


 *  Cashier:  For the gazillionth time, we're out of fireworks!


 *  Narrator:  ...they're just going to have to go with the next big thing!


 *  SpongeBob:  The "Kaboom Factory". It produces fireworks year-round, especially this time of year.


 *  Patrick:  Christmas!


 *  SpongeBob:  Ugh, forget it.


 *  Narrator:  Can the two get fireworks to save their party?


 *  SpongeBob:  [in front of factory] Here we are, Patrick. The entrance.


 *  Patrick:  The entrance of what?


 *  SpongeBob:  [sighs]


 *  Narrator:  Or will the gang get to antsy?


 * [camera shows SpongeBob and Patrick yelling out of fear, traveling fast on something; the camera shows Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Gary, and Squidward yelling at each other]


 *  Narrator:  Find out on the newest, most patriotic Absorbent Days episode ever! This Friday, July 4th at 12pm, only on the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki!