Squidward Buys a House

Squidward Buys a House is the fourth episode of Squidward's Life in Coralopolis. In this episode, after Squidward gets reported for fake law-breaking, he decides to start his new life in Coralopolis and Buy a House.

Transcript
(The Episode Starts with Squidward walking away from The Park.)

Squidward: Well, that was crazy. I think it's about time to start my life in Coralopolis!

Squidward: How will I start off, though?

(Just then, Squidward notices a House Buying service.)

Squidward: I know! I'll buy a House to live in.

(Squidward Walks over to The House Buying Service. He walks inside)

Squidward: Hello! Can I see your options for houses?

Store Owner: Yes. Here is a List.

Squidward: Okay! I'll take a peek.

(Squidward Looks at the List. There are many Fancy designed houses.)

(Finally, he spots one that looks very Nice.)

Squidward: I'll buy this one.

(Squidward Points to a House in the map. It is a part of a tipped over boat with Windows and a Door. It is also pretty big.)

Store Owner: Are you Sure you want to buy this one?

Squidward: Yes.

Store Owner: Okay. That'll be $370.72 Dollars.

Squidward: Aw, shoot! I only have $220.13 Dollars.

Store Owner: Oh. Sorry, You don't have enough money. I Hate to see costumers without a House, So I have an Idea!

Squidward: What Is it?

Store Owner: For now, how would you like a free Suburban House and You can Work here for money, so you'll have enough for the other House?

Squidward: it's a Deal!

Store Owner: Okay. My employees will come where you want the House to be Built. See ya tomorrow.

Squidward: Okay. I'll show'em where my house will be. Bye.

(Episode Ends With Credits.)