Man-Ray: Rise of The Mega Glork Sneak Peek

Warning: The following sneak peek may contain content not suitable for all ages...

 * [At Bob Davies' house]
 * Bob asked, “What is it boy?” He walked into the other room to Ernie who is standing, directly facing a small table holding a walkie talkie, wagging his tail.
 * Over the walkie talkie, an officer said, “Calling all cops. There is a citizen assault in progress on Orchid Street. I am on my way but 6 miles away.”
 * Bob thought out loud, “Oh no… That is not gonna cut it!”
 * The scene cut to a set of stairs on the side of an apartment building. [Note: This takes place at night time.]
 * A bandit with really spiky hair held a lady against the edge of the top porch part of the stairs, saying, “Here’s the deal, insignificant life form. I’ll give you one last chance to take your shirt off and I’ll put the knife away. Deal?”
 * Wearing his armor, Bob hung upside down on the roof above them like a bat, saying, “No deal!” He swung down in front of them.
 * The bandit took his hands off her shoulders, held his knife forward, and nervously backed away. “Hey, HEY! I’ve seen what you can do! Don’t touch me. HEY! Don’t even TOUCH me!”
 * Bob said, “I wouldn’t dream of it.”
 * The lady yelled, “AGH!!” as Bob’s right hand morphed into a round futuristic gun and shot a big gaping hole in the bandit's stomach, killing him!
 * The lady asked Bob, “Who are you?!”
 * Bob responded with, “Call me… Man-Ray!”
 * Narrator: "MAN-RAY: RISE OF THE MEGA GLORK! COMING SOON TO THEATERS NEAR YOU! RATED R!'