User blog:Kelpy G/My Request for content mod

Well...um...hello people....

Hello, my username is Kelpy G, and I am here to request for content moderator

First off, I'm wondering why I don't have the rights at the moment, since I told William to keep it in the case I stepped down from administrator, but he can't do anything since he's unreachable on Skype and resigned his bureaucratic powers. So...yeah

Promises

 * Make an updated Chat Policy. I know I've done this before, but I didn't really discuss with the community on what they all can agree on.
 * Update the main page. To be quite honest, the main page isn't really promising, saying we're affiliated with wikis we've ceased co-operation with years ago along with other things.
 * Give spin-off's basic rights. To prevent any rip-off incidents (like the one that happened in Summer 2015 and Winter 2016), I think spin-off's should have protection against rip-off's and idea stealing.
 * Protect and design new templates. I've created a number of templates and would like to excersize my rights to design in new ways and protect them so vandals won't ruin them.

Qualifications

 * Been active on the wiki for 13 months (only 6 months under te current defintion, though).
 * Active on every official discussion that has been in the voting process after August 2015.
 * Submitted three successful proposals on the issues of socialization, background change, and workmark change.
 * Made over 2,000 quality edits

Q&A
Here are some common reasons why most people think, in the past of course, that I'm not fit for the job. I will answer them in my defense.
 * Q: "HE IS A MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIE!!!"
 * ​A: All those insulting remarks are only jokes. I never use them on users who are learning to know how the wiki works, and thus I use it on experienced users who have also done the same.
 * Q: "YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOO INNAPROPRO!!!"
 * ​A: Well, I never violated any rules though. Plus, there isn't any chat policy at the moment I'm requesting, so that might just be invalid.
 * Q: "NEVER TAKES THINGS SERIOUSLY"
 * ​A: Well, I actually know when it's time to joke or not. I understand that things such as voting in proposals or commiting a severe rule violation is serious. So really, I don't think I have a problem with that.
 * Q: "HE SUCKS EGG"
 * ​A: One, that's invalid. Two, I suck more than just one egg ;)

So yeah, I hope you've read the proposal and I'm ready for whatever votes I get. Votes will be tallied and will be declared irreversable on July 4, 2016. I'll be promoted if the request passes sometime after that date. Thanks for reading. —''What's that? A computer! No way! Pastor told me there are porns on that thing! 17:10, June 27, 2016 (UTC)