Squidward Writes a Bestseller

'''&nbsp Squidward Writes a Bestseller'''

Feeling discouraged with the progress oh his new writing, Squidward decides to throw in the towel until Plankton becomes his manager and one of his books hits the bestseller list.

Season: 9 Episode: 6

Total Episode Count: 153

'''Prod. no.: '''8ACX07

Featuring: Squidward Tentacles, Plankton

Also Appearing: SpongeBob SquarePants, Sandy Cheeks, Patrick Star, Pearl Krabs, Karen, Bob Bobber, Mayor Johnny East, Sharhooz, Kelly, Jan, Spuds MacKenzie, Renee Zellweger, Bill Maher, Arianna Huffington, Dana Gould, Melanie Griffith

Plot: Squidward recieves all of the unsold copies of his book, Faster Than the Speed of Love, convincing him to give up writing. When he's angry about a self-help book that he made the top of the New Yorks Times Bestseller List, Plankton encourages him to write one of his own. Squidward cranks out a new book, Wish It, Want It, Do It in under four hours and through Plankton's contacts, the book becomes a success. Squidward hires Plankton to become his publicist, but when the fame goes to his head, Squidward becomes over-bearing and fires Plankton. On R, Squidward starts talking down ti the guests panelists until he wakes-up from Bill Maher and admits his book is cr**. Embarrassed, Squidward halfheartedly apologizes to Plankton, continuing to blame him for what he went wrong. Realizing this is as "good" an apology as he is getting, Plankton remarks that Squidward can't write.