Patrick's Fan Mail (15)

Patrick's Fan Mail #15 is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Previously on The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star...)

Dear Patrick,

Why is it that it is putting your "two cents in", yet it is a "penny for your thoughts"?

Sincerely, MrScience12

Patrick: Uh...uh...I didn't study for this exam! Please don't fail me, Mr. Science 12!

(Patrick turns the letter around.)

Patrick: "You fail." Darn it!

(Back to the present...)

Waiter: (knocking on Patrick's rock) Patrick! Are you ready to read the next fan letter?

(The rock opens with Patrick stuck to it. Patrick slides down, then he bounces off the ground, spinning, making a perfect landing right in front of the waiter.)

Waiter: (rolls eyes) Nice acrobatics.

Patrick: Thanks! Now, gimme!

(Patrick takes the letter and reads.)

Dear Patrick, How come they say that a whole can be greater than the sum of its parts? Because last I checked, a whole can only be equal to the sum of its parts. What are your thoughts on the matter? -MrScience12

Patrick: Oh, no! Another one of Mr. Science's horrid tests! Why, Mr. Science? Why?

Waiter: Patrick, he's just asking for your opinion.

Patrick: My opinion is that tests are dumb! If you need me, I'll be in my trailer!

Waiter: But that's not a

(Patrick goes back under his rock, and it closes.)

Waiter: Okay, then.