User blog:Squidnerd/Requesting For Bureaucrat

Greetings! My name is Squidnerd, and I'm running for bureaucrat!

Earlier today, something tragic happened: longtime user and personal friend of mine left the wiki's administration. Now that's pretty sad, and our wiki will try hard to cope with that as it lives for another day. However, his departure brings a major concern: will be the sole bureaucrat of the wiki.

Having one bureaucrat is a problem alone: say she gets hacked and the hacker can easily take control of the entire wiki. A bureaucrat is a powerful position and one person can't have all the power. However, with two bureaucrats, the hacking situation would be thwarted and power is divided.

I've had some bumps in the wiki, notably for doing the "The Tarrible Travis" thingy. But I hope my proposals would better that.

Qualifications

 * Most active administrator (dev program edits not included)
 * Continuously active since 2015
 * On good-to-neutral terms with every user
 * Previous bureaucrat experience, I resigned

What I'll Do

 * Adopt the ESB Proposal System. Not the rules, but the format. All users can take part of a proposal's content, and it can identify flaws far more easily.
 * Re-test the roles of every administrator and bureaucrat (including myself) every six months. If the test fails, they will be off the team. Exceptions include if there is only one bureaucrat in the system.
 * Change the featured content once every two weeks.
 * Establish a finalized Twitter, Instagram, E-Mail, and YouTube Account. Our previous ones have been hacked numerous times and is filled with cringey weeaboo content.
 * Our MPAA rating system puts age above maturity. Most of the time, age is not the reasonable deciding factor in whether something is good for someone or not. I will work together with the users to find a system that is good.
 * Ban all usage of bots whatsoever unless there is a vandalism emergency Bots steal edits, and Tyce showed all of us multiple times the damage they can do if they are let loose.
 * ...and more. Much More!

Thank you all for reading. I hope to see an SBFW with hundreds of active users co-operating together to move this wiki forward. That will happen...one day.