User blog:Mrs Chanandler Bong/Kitty vs. "The pilot(The spongeons)" by Cosmobo

'''Hi and welcome to another Kitty Vs., a blog series where I make fun of articles. It's better than it sounds. It's a sin blog that is inspired by Da Nerd and Ponyo's sin blogs and also the Cinema Sins, Brand Sins, Music Sins, [insert media here] Sins channels and videos.'''

'''NOTE: I have no intent to cause drama. This is a fun little blog and everything is in good humour, Cosmobo asked for this a few months ago so I'mma give it to him.'''

'''NOTE 2: I also understand that not anyone has great grammar, I don't have great grammar myself and spelling and grammar editors will probably be sprinkled throughout this blog as well as the original article. One sin for each error in grammar and spelling and also sometimes a sin for a minor annoyance.'''

'''NOTE 3: If I replicate any errors it is for comedic purposes. I am not being a hypocrite. Even though I probably am.'''

Let's sin: The pilot(The spongeons)

Creator:cosmobo

Crew:cosmobo

Air date:8,12,14

Season:1

Episode:1

Series:The spongeons

'''I know that commas are an efficent way of separating days, months and years in dates but I never use them for that use so I was gonna make a joke initially about how it looked like it aired on the 8th, 12th and then the 14th of an unknown month and unknown month. But nvm. +13'''

TRANSCRIPT
'''Wow, Cos. What did I ever do to you? +1'''

[shows mayor Quimby at town hall]

'''Mayor Quimby is from the Simpsons. I would understand him being in here as it is a Simpsons/SpongeBob crossover however I think there should be at least one change so it's not completely plagarism. Is he a fish? +2'''

Mayor Quimby:today we will uh be celebrating uh 367 years of Springfield...

'''I understand in the series Mayor Quimby murmurs, mutters and stutters a lot but commas or a note at the beginning in brackets saying that he stutters while saying each sentence? Just so uh it looks less uh cluttered and uh messy. +6'''

[Mayor quimbys guard comes up]

[The guard whispers into Mayor quimbys ear]

Mayor Quimby:oh I uh see I got that uh wrong I mean 377 years uh silly me...

'''Is this supposed to be a replica of how unfunny the Simpsons is or...? Also where did he "come up" from? +14'''

now uh who's that guy who's coming up?

[professor frink comes up]

'''I'll be coming up to punch you in the face if you don't start being more descriptive. +6''' ==I'll be adding to this every day. If you want to suggest something for me to destroy in sarcastic Grammar Nazi style and/or make fun of, feel free to suggest something in the comments (if you wanna get roasted).==