Chromatic Craziness

Chromatic Craziness is the 2nd episode of Spongebob and The Music World.

Plot
Patrick breaks SpongeBob's piano,so he gets a flute.

Transcript
(episode starts in SpongeBob's house)

Patrick:Woah,is that a piano?

SpongeBob:Yeah.

Patrick:Can I play it?

SpongeBob:Sure.

Patrick:*takes out hammer*

SpongeBob:Uh,wh-

Patrick: I call this song,"sdfahjdfjhjhjfwfebhjer". *smashes keys with hammer*

SpongeBob:F**K! Well,I think this is repairabl-

Patrick:*takes out shotgun*

SpongeBob:*pause* Sh*t.

Patrick:*shoots piano.*

SpongeBob:-_- Get out.

(bubble transition)

(SpongeBob at the instrument store)

SpongeBob:How much does it cost for this baritone?

Cashier:It costs $432877856882357348264764576347 because we want your money.

SpongeBob:Uh........So how much does it cost for a saxophone?

Cashier:$1. With 8 payments of $9000.

SpongeBob:Do you have anything that I can afford for $5,800? Because that's all I have in my account.

Cashier:Yes,a flute here costs $150.

SpongeBob:Ok,I'll buy a flute.

(bubble transition)

SpongeBob:Yes,I finally got a replacement for my piano. The piano was getting too mainstream anyways.

(opens flute case)

SpongeBob:Wow,this flute is shinier than my life goals.

(tries playing it)

SpongeBob:Wait,why is it not making any sound? Maybe I'm playing it wrong.

(montage of SpongeBob trying different ways to play it)

Spongebob:Ugh,I'll just look it up online. (gets phone out)

Time card:325 seconds later....

SpongeBob:Dangit,I can't find any information. No wonder people hate Windows Phones.

(gets laptop out)

SpongeBob:Ah,here's some information. (clicks video)

Time card:1 time card later.....

SpongeBob:(can actually play it now) Oh,so that's how.

(looks up flute sheet music)

SpongeBob:Ok,viewers,this is my attempt at playing "Hot Cross Buns"

(completely screws up)

'''Note:This transcript is unfinished. Do not edit it unless you are fixing grammar mistakes.'''

Trivia

 * SpongeBob is revealed to have a Windows Phone in this episode.
 * This is the first episode written by RTehNoobv2.
 * This is also the first episode with swear words.