Squilvia the Entitled Mother

Squilvia the Entitled Mother is an episode of The Amazing World of Squidward. In this episode, Squilvia embarasses Squidward Jr. because she wants Nancy Suzy Fish to be his girlfriend.

Characters

 * Squilvia
 * Squidward Jr.
 * Squidward
 * Nancy Suzy Fish
 * French Narrator

Story
Squilvia:Son, do you see that woman?

Junior:Yes.

Squilvia:She'll be your girlfriend!

Junior:No she won't, she's not attractive and she's much ol-

Squilvia:SILENCE! SHE WILL! IF SHE DOESN'T, I WON'T BE ABLE TO TALK ABOUT IT IN ALL OF MY SOCIAL MEDIAS AND GET LIKES! HHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHHH! Emh, excuse me woman.

Nancy:What?

Squilvia:Marry my son

Nancy:WHAT?!

Squilvia:Oh sorry, i meant date my son

Nancy:No! He's a kid!

Squilvia:Oh cmon he's 10! He's old enough to be dating!

Nancy:I'm 26! Plus, i'm a fish and he's an octopus!

Squilvia:Wow, you're racist!

Nancy:No! I-

Squilvia:What? Is he not good enough for you?

Nancy:He's a freaking kid!

Squilvia:He has facial hair! *shows Junior's nose, we see a close up of it and there is some hair inside* See?

Junior:Someone please kill me

Nancy:Everyone has hair in their noses!

Squilvia:And everyone's special! DATE HIM!

Nancy:No! And stop getting angry!

Squilvia:Ok, i won't be angry.

Junior:Thank god.

Squilvia:Please, i beg you, date my son!

Junior:..........Barnacles.

Squilvia:PLEASE!

Nancy:NO!

Squilvia:*dresses up as Zorro, and writes "DATE HIM!" in her shirt*

Nancy:AAAAAH! I'M GONNA POST THIS ON r/EntitledParents! *goes to her car and drives away*

Squilvia:Son, stay here. *chases the car*

Junior:I never thought i'd have to do this, but i got to ask dad for help! *calls Squidward*

Squidward:Hello?

Junior:Dad, mom is chasing someone, she told me to stay here but..........can you come here with your car?

Squidward:Well, i hate you, but if mom doesn't want to, i'll do it!

French Narrator:7 minutes later.....

Squidward:I'm here son!

Junior:*goes in the car*

French Narrator:45 minutes later.........

Junior:Dad, are you sure we are going home? It's been 45 minutes.

Squidward:Now that i think about it, i'm not going home! I'm driving around random places!

Junior:Wow you're stupid.

Squidward:I haven't been paying attention to anythi-A CLIFF! *the car falls* AAAAAAAAAAH!

Junior:AAAAAAHH!

Squidward:Son, before we die, i want to tell you something:You were an unexpected pregnancy and i didn't want to have you!

Junior:You tell me that every day! *the car falls* ......We're alive!

Squidward:YOU'RE ALIVE TOO?! WHY MUST THE WORLD BE SO CRUEL?!