Stranded on an Island (Part 1)

Stranded on an Island (Part 1) is an episode of The Mr. Krabs and Patrick Show. In this episode, Mr. Krabs and Patrick get stranded on an island.

Characters

 * Mr. Krabs
 * Patrick
 * Squidward
 * SpongeBob
 * Stanley (mentioned)
 * French Narrator
 * Various Patrick clones

Story
Mr. Krabs:Hey SpongeBob, i'm going to go sail on a pirate ship tonight. Do you want to come with me?

SpongeBob:Oh i'm sorry Mr. Krabs, but i just can't. Cousin Stanley is coming to visit tonight!

Mr. Krabs:Oh ok. What about you, Squidward?

Squidward:*disappears*

Mr. Krabs:Well that was rude. Well, i guess i gotta find someone else.

Patrick:Time to eat a tasty Krabby Pa-*slips on mayonnaise, and crashes into Mr. Krabs*

SpongeBob:Mr. Krabs, you could go with Patrick!

Mr. Krabs:I don't know boyo, he's a bit....how can i say this.....D-

Patrick:How did you know i was a deodorant?! *rips off his skin, revealing himself to be a talking deodorant* I thought only i knew that! Actually just pretend this scene didn't happen. *puts his skin back on*

Mr. Krabs:Well, since he's the only one, i might as well bring him. Patrick, tonight, at 9 pm, you need to come at my house.

Patrick:...why?

Mr. Krabs:Oh right i didn't tell you. You'll sail with me on a pirate ship!

Patrick:Yay! ARRRGH! *does this face:*

Mr. Krabs:Stop being weird for the sake of comedy, jacka-i mean Patrick.

Squidward:*his mouth appears* Won't you need more than one person?

Mr. Krabs:Read scientific facts about starfish.

* bubble transition*

Patrick:Zzzzzz......*wakes up* hey, where am i?

Mr. Krabs:You're at my house. I knew you would be sleeping, so i went to get you.

Patrick:So.....you broke into my house?

Mr. Krabs:Well now, we're friends, so it doesn't count! I think....anyways, follow me to the pirate ship!

Patrick:Wow, cool.....the sky is dark.....and there's the moon......oh right it's night. Wow, this pirate ship is so cool!

Mr. Krabs:It is, now..... *he cuts off Patrick's arm*

Patrick:AAAAH! WHY DID YOU DO THA-*his arm regrows* oh right my arm regrows. Still, why di-AAAAAH! YOU DID IT AGAIN!

French Narrator:2 minutes of Mr. Krabs cutting off Patrick's arm later....

Mr. Krabs:Ok that's enough.

Patrick:Why did you do that?!

Arms:*they grow a body, causing various Patrick clones to appear*

Mr. Krabs:Because we need more people here. Now you guys, i'll tell you what to do:

French Narrator:2 minutes of Mr. Krabs telling the clones what their role is later...

Mr. Krabs:I'll relax for all of the trip! Patrick, you'll drive the ship. If you see an island, tell me.

Patrick:Ok.

* bubble transition*

Patrick:Good thing Mr. Krabs spent 30 minutes teaching me how to drive, or else we would all be dead! Hey what is that.....GASP! I mean, *gasp* an island! Mr. Krabs! There's an island!

Mr. Krabs:GO THERE!

Patrick:OK! *goes there, they all leave the ship*

Mr. Krabs:The letter X! That means there's a treasure! Dig, boys!

Clones:*dig*

Mr. Krabs:Yes! The treasure! *opens it, sees lots of riches* YUPPE! LET'S CELEBRATE WITH THESE FIREWORKS I TOOK FOR THE OCCASION! *the fireworks fall on the boat, making it explode* ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................WE'RE *dolphin chirp* DEAD! I HAD A FEELING THAT GUY WHO SOLD THEM DIDN'T CARE FOR THE QUALITY! THIS IS A LOAD OF BARNACLES! I SPENT MY MONEY ON THIS?! I'M SO ANGRY I THINK I'M GONNA EXPLODE! *explodes, but reappears* THESE LAME JOKES WON'T HELP US GO BACK TO BIKINI BOTTOM! WE GOTTA WORK! NOW, YOU ALL HELP ME BUILD A SHIP! *turns around, and sees Patrick and the clones sleeping* UGH! Well, i can do it alone. Those idiots would have only caused trouble.

French Narrator:1 day later....

Patrick:*wakes up, along with the clones* Oh, good morning, Mr. Krabs! What are you doing?

Mr. Krabs:*turns around slowly, with an ugly, tired face*

Patrick:AAAAH! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE SPENT THE WHOLE NIGHT CHOPPING WOOD TO BUILD A SHIP TO GET US BACK HOME! AND SINCE YOU DIDN'T EAT ALL DAY, YOU ATE SAND! Though i don't get why people don't like eating sand, i think it's delicious.

Mr. Krabs:I....need......sleep....zzzzzzzzz.......

Patrick:Guys, we are monsters.......Mr. Krabs was awake all night building a ship, and what did we do? We slept. Let's all finish building it now!

Clones:Yeah!

Patrick:Any questions?

Random clone:Can we have breakfast first?

Patrick:Sure let's eat sand.

Random clone #2:Wouldn't it be better to eat the fruits on the trees?

Patrick:What are you talking abo-oh yeah there are fruits on the trees. Where did they come from? Well let's eat!

French Narrator:To be continued.....