User blog:MrScience12/"The Snowing" Survival Guide

Looks like you've survived long enough. Impressive, quite impressive. Well, hopefully you'll make it to see the newest Absorbent Days special, The Snowing! If you've made it here and are reading this now, congratulations. However, do you feel lucky enough to survive...the snowing? Don't think so? Well, lucky for you, I've prepared a little survival guide for you to aid you in reading the special.

STEP 1: Make sure that you have plenty of flares with you to signal for help. You never know when you might get trapped in the freezing outside.


 * SpongeBob: (holding rocket-esque materials) I'll just light these flares to signal for help! (lights all flares at once) Now we just let nature take its course. (explosion occurs)

STEP 2: Keep those hands warm, or you'll being steering yourself in the wrong direction.


 * Mrs. Puff: (driving boat) I'm almost there. I can see it. (hands freeze to steering wheel) Oh, barnacles. (steers wildly and crashes through fence)

STEP 3: Stay away from high places.


 * SpongeBob: (falling from lighthouse) Scallops! (lands in boat) Whoa. That was a close one.

The snowing is coming. Will your survive? Check out a brand new Absorbent Days special tomorrow, Saturday, December 6, 2014, only the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki! Check your local listings.

Showtimes

 * 7:30 PM - Eastern Standard Time
 * 6:30 PM - Central Standard Time
 * 4:30 PM - Pacific Standard Time