User blog:Pigboy24/Pigboy Sins SpongeToons

''Remember Kidboy Reacts to? That show where I parodied Cinema Sins badly so Fanon would sin my eps? Nope? OK. After I reacted to SpongeToons, TheImperialGhost wanted me to do it again because it was like the worst episode. Well, here you go! This is going to be a series from now on btw.''

Narrator: SpongeBob woke up from the sound of alarm clocks.

SpongeBob: What a nice way to start off the morning?

''A. Why is that a question? B. Talking to yourself cliche. +2''

Narrator: He went over to see his pet snail, Gary.

''Why are you narrating everything SpongeBob is doing? +1''

SpongeBob: Hey buddy, old pal!

Gary: Meow [There's something wrong about this episode!]

''Yes, there is. I guess it was written like this on purpose but still... +1''

SpongeBob: I love you loads!

''I thought you understood Gary. +1''

Narrator: Down the stairs he went to his roomie, Angel.

''His guardian Angel. +1''

SpongeBob: Hey Angie!

''I thought her name was Angel. +1''

Angel: You know, I've never seen you like that.

SpongeBob: I'm going out Angie! Look after Gare-bear for me!

''So you're not even responding to her. Huh. +1''

Angel: Of course I will.

Narrator: Gary went up to Angel and purred.

Gary: Meow [At least someone knows]

Angel: Of course I know, Gary.

''So SpongeBob now can't understand Gary but you can. +1''

Narrator: SpongeBob started to walk down the street, whistling at his feet.

''This would be a great opportunity to use the Saturday Night Fever cliche but who cares. +1 ''

SpongeBob: I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready for what?

Narrator: Oh dear! It seems that SpongeBob didn't plan everything of his new day! Meanwhile, Squidward is crying.

wtf +1

[The camera zooms it Squidward's house]

''That made no sense. +1''

Narrator: Squidward is unhappy unlike our little yellow Sponge!

SpongeBob: Hey, Squiddy! What's the matter?

Squidward: My clarinet has broke!

[We get a picture of the broken clarinet.]

SpongeBob: I'll help you!

Squidward: Thank you, SpongeBob.

Narrator: So, SpongeBob made it his quest to find a new clarinet for Squidward.

SpongeBob: Where is the first shop that sells clarinets.

''That's a question. WHERE'S THE QUESTION MARK? +1''

Narrator: He looked and he looked all around the town until he found a shop called 'Preposterous Music'. He went inside to find...

SpongeBob: Squilliam Fancyson!

Squilliam: Who said my name?

SpongeBob: I did.

Squilliam: Oh it's you, SpongeBob.

Narrator: He bought his items and walked away.

''What was the point of meeting Squilliam? +1''

Cashier: Next!

SpongeBob: I would like to buy this please!

Cashier: That will be $29.99.

Narrator: SpongeBob had his cash ready in his hand, and gave the kind sir $30. He walked out with a shrug.

''That's a bad cashier not giving SpongeBob his change and all. +1''

SpongeBob: 'Going back to see Squidward again!'

Narrator: Meanwhile at Squidwards house, he was sitting near the door.

''APOSTROPHE. Seriously, you're worse than Calaz! +1''

Squidward: I wonder when SpongeBob will get back?

SpongeBob: Here I am! I got you what you wanted!

''Shows up on cue cliche. +1''

Narrator: He showed Squidward the instrument, it was a replica of the older one.

Squidward: Let me see how it works.

Narrator: He got himself ready. As he played a beautiful tune.

''Since when could SpongeBob play the clarinet? +1''

Squidward: Thank you SpongeBob, I owe you one!

''You're acting out of character today. +1''

SpongeBob: This has been one of the best days ever!

Narrator: He then leaped in the air with sparkly flair.

Gary: Meow Meow Meow [Now, we are done.]

wtf +1

Fin.

You don't need to sate that it's the end of the episode.

SINS: 20

''NARRATION BONUS RUN! +14 (I apologise if my math is wrong)''

SINS: 34

SENTENCE: There's something wrong about this episode!