User blog:SuperFanon'D!/Patrick's Funtastic Life EPisode Preview: "Patrick-Ball"

Patrick: This basketball game is gonna be good!
 * [the scene shows Patrick, SpongeBob, and Sandy, sitting in the bleachers of a basketball stadium, along with other people, everyone is wearing fan outfits, people in basketball uniforms come into the stadium, making it obvious now that it is a basketball game]


 * SpongeBob: You betcha!


 * Sandy: Yeah, I can’t wait to see the game! If our team wins one more game they’ll break the record for longest streak of winning basketball matches!


 * Patrick: Basketball matches? So, they specifically designed matches to burn basketballs? Technology is so advanced these days!


 * Sandy: No, you idiot!

[Sandy karate chops Patrick, causing him to tumble into the stadium and hit Roberto Minnowson, the person his fan costume was made after and is the point guard of the team, who then stumbles across the stadium and out the door]


 * Coach: Okay, Roberto, you ready for the… er, Roberto… you’re looking a little… pink.


 * Patrick: Who’s Roberto?


 * Coach: You! Now you better not screw up again, we had some close calls the last few games! We’re all depending on you!


 * Patrick: Last few games? I wasn’t at the last few games, I just watched those ones on TV.


 * Coach: Uh… oh, game’s starting soon! Go on!


 * Entire team: Go… ANCHOVIES!


 * SpongeBob: Is that Patrick?


 * Sandy: Oh no. That’s Patrick.

[Sandy and SpongeBob simultaneously facepalm] Don't miss the new episode January 24 at 1:30 PM Pacific Time!