Talk:Cancer/@comment-27748746-20160622192633

translation:

[episode starts off with SpongeBob and PaTron at their house]

SpongeBob: Yo PaTron, I'm gonna buy that new iPhone 13 with the new dank memes.

PaTron: Ok, I don't really give a **** but sure.

SpongeBob: Ok mate, see you at the store.

[scene cuts himself because he's emo… wait… scene cuts to mall]

Worker: 'Sup dude, buy that iPhone 20!

SpongeBob: Ok bro, I will buy it for 20 dollars.

[scene cuts back to house]

SpongeBob: Hey bro, I found cringey memes on the iPhone.

PaTron: What's the website? I want to die of cancer too!

SpongeBob: It's called SpongeBob Fanon Wiki!

PaTron: Wow, so cancerous.

SpongeBob: I know right?

[later that night]

SpongeBob: Oh no, this cancer is too much! Help us!

PaTron: AUGH!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">[SpongeBob gets an electric shock from the phone]

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">SpongeBob: Augh, I got shocked by the phone!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">[the end]