A Square Future

A Square Future is a non-canon episode of The Squarepants Family.

Transcript
Spongebob is seen going home from a restaurant

Spongebob: Life in Bikini Bottom sure is cool

Random Guy: But what will the future be like

Spongebob: A Square Future

KTV Guy shows up

KTV Guy #1: Congratulations you just gave us an idea for a new series

Spongebob: Really!

KTV Guy #1: Well a series set in the future in another series

KTV Guy #2: But we have Spongeorama

KTV Guy #1: Shut up

KTV Guy #1 and #2 fight

Spongebob: Play the cartoon

A Square Future intro plays

Spongebob whistles all the way home

Spongebob: Are the kids home yet?

Sandy: No

Spongebob: Well I'm going on the internet

Computer: Welcome would you like to use Microsoft Edge or Google Chrome?

Spongebob chooses Chrome

Spongebob: Oh the adapter is tangled up again

Spongebob gets tangled up himself

Spongebob: Uhhh a little help here

Scene cuts to Bikini Bottom School

Roy: Damn school ruins everything in this world

John: Your telling me hey what does 5+3 equal?

Roy: 9

Mrs. Coin: No it's 8

Roy: Sorry Mrs. Coin hey how much money do you owe me

The class laughs

Mrs. Coin: Damn you

Roy: Look the teacher said a swear word

Principal: Mrs. Coin your fired I will teach today

Roy: Oh this is even more boring my dad's a cartoon star I shouldn't have to go to this school wonder what my dad is doing now?

Scene cuts to Spongebob tangled in the adapter

Sandy: Stay still

Spongebob: I can't I am missing Bottom Water Life on NotYouTube

Spongebob accidently puts the adapter in his hole and enters the internet

Sandy: Well he's on the internet my work here is done for now

Roy and John come home

Sandy: Hey good day at school?

John: Well it was good when the teacher got fired

Roy: Hey what happened to dad?

Sandy: Oh he's on the internet atleast

Roy: He's tangled up in wires

John: Do you know how dangerous that is

Roy: Save dad

John: Yeah

Cuts to KTV studio

KTV Guy #1: A Square Future returns after the break is Spongebob safe on the internet find out after this

A Square Future break bumper plays with random music

Spongebob: Wow the internet just got better

Spongebob walks past Bing

Spongebob: Sorry Bing your just not good enough these days

Bing Guy: I hate this job

Spongebob: Now where's NotYouTube

Spongebob goes past NotYouTube but finds Vimeo

Spongebob: Well I always wondered why Vimeo was a fail this will have to do

Spongebob enters vimeo but finds out it's a fake

Spongebob: I hate fake scam sites

To be continued

Trivia

 * This is the first episode to use a different intro and also use the intro out of it's usual time slot