Spatricc

Spatricc is a horror movie about Sandy Cheeks trying to create an alibi after murdering her now ex Patrick Star.

Plot
Sandy is shown cleaning up the house ready for Patrick to come home, Mr. Krabs then shows up at the place with a Krabby Patty, he tells her it's a cook your Krabby Patty at home version meaning she will have to put in the oven for a few hours for it to taste good, it also means she has to pay twice as much, so she does. Mr. Krabs then leaves and Sandy continues waiting for Patrick.

At around 4:20am Patrick shows up he then lights a joint instantly and tells Sandy he's breaking up with her he then starts putting things in his bag and gets ready to leave. Sandy then goes to the kitchen and finds the cook your own Krabby Patty, she then grabs the patty from it and removes it. Patrick is then shown putting his coat on about to leave the house, Sandy then shows up as if from nowhere and hits him on the back of his head with the patty, killing Patrick. Sandy then puts the patty back in the cook your own Krabby Patty and puts it in the oven. She then leaves the house.

Sandy is then shown in town and decides to visit the local drug dealers and buys some marijuana for Patrick pretending he is still alive. She then returns home and sees Patrick on the floor obviously dead, she then screams pretending she didn't kill him. She then calls the cops saying she has found her husband dead. The cops then show up instantly and start investigating Patrick's death, one of the officer's radios go off and another officer is heard saying "we have a man at the Krusty Krab with a gun seemingly possessed by an OUYA."

An ambulance then shows up and doctors then check to see whether they are able to revive Patrick. They then claim they cannot revive him and pronounce Patrick to be dead and leave.

A cop then reminds Sandy that her oven is still on, Sandy then goes and checks the cook your own Krabby Patty and claims it is ready. She then goes in with the Krabby Patty and claims to the cops she can’t eat the Krabby Patty knowing Patrick is dead and asks if they can eat it. The cops say they will eat and one chops it up so they can all eat it.

Sandy then tells the cops she is going to bed and she goes into her bedroom and the movie ends with her falling to sleep.

Trivia

 * The plot is a parody of the short story Lamb to the Slaughter.