Patrick Hides From An Axe Murderer

Patrick Hides From An Axe Murderer is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Patrick hurriedly knocks on SpongeBob's door.)

SpongeBob: (opens the door) What's wrong, buddy?

Patrick: There's an axe murderer on the loose!

SpongeBob: Oh, no! Quick, come in!

(Patrick runs into SpongeBob's house, and SpongeBob closes the door behind them.)

SpongeBob: Where did this axe murderer come from?

Patrick: I don't know! Wait, SpongeBob, where do you put your axes?

SpongeBob: In my axe drawer, of course!

(SpongeBob goes to a cabinet and opens a drawer labeled "Axes".)

SpongeBob: It's empty.

(A big, hulking figure appears behind SpongeBob and Patrick.)

SpongeBob: Patrick, did you get taller?

Patrick: No.

(SpongeBob and Patrick turn around, and they see that the figure has an axe raised. They scream.)

Axe murderer: Hasta la vista.

(The axe murderer breaks the axe in half on the floor.)

SpongeBob: What?

Axe murderer: I just murdered your axe, fool!

(What a twist!)