Fandom War

Narrator: A war. A war has been initiated.

Golfpecks: [blows horn on belly button] I declare [voice crack] war on SBFW!

Rocky Lobster: War? For what reason?

Golfpecks: For Dan’s cock request you dumbass. And let’s just say I made a few friends along the way. [Golf moves aside to reveal Bigfoot, Red, Squiddleward and cheeseroxtheworld, SB456, etc]

[music plays]

Golf: [smiles smuggly]

Red: I have been disrespected for far too wrong!

Rocky Lobster: SBFW line the fuck up!

Jasbre: Who the hell made you commander? I thought I was commander. [Dan, Jasbre, AFallenPower, Matchy, Cicity, Vanessa, SBCA, etc arrive on retarded horses] Rocky Lobster: ATTACKKKKK! [gets killed by red’s arrow, falling down instantly with blood surrounding his lobster-head]

[Everyone clashes with golf’s army, golf swiping power’s head off, squiddleward using the ESB manual of style as a weapon]

Bigfoot: BLEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [the screech earrapes everyone and matchy loses hearing, vannessa’s hearing aid falls off]

[Chuck spawns robots from robot and monster at daniellewiki]

Daniellewiki: Hi

Daniellewiki: Hi

Daniellewiki: Hi

Daniellewiki: Hi

Daniellewiki: Hi

Daniellewiki: shit

[the bots chuck spawn throw her into oblivian]

Chuck: that’s one for the underrated show

SpongeBot: Why the hell are you enslaving bots?

Chuck: lel

Vanessa: Oh hai polar

Polar: Hai

Vanessa: …

Polar: ….

[SBCA uses his blocking power and despawns cheeseroxtheworld from the world]

[Travis walks behind SBCA and strangles him with his epic hair]

[Jasbre eats a cliff and turns into Jasbro and throws Bigfoot across the landscape]

Purple: 😂😂😂😂😂

[this mystical power causes everyone to laugh for no reason for 10 seconds on both sides]

[Dan uses his demotion sword and slices bigfoot in half… however bigfoot dissolves and golf can be seen holding a remote control sock]

Dan: So YOU were bigfoot. I’ve known it all this time.

Golf: That was my dick sock you uhh idiot [blushes]. Now prepare to get your ass beat!

[Golf launches Sean M out of his ass]

[Instead Sean M goes right after matchy and sadly gets globalled]

SpongeBot: Fine, fine I’ll change my vote on your block request golf. TO EXTREME STRONG SHARP SUPPORT. YOU INTERRUPT MY SEARCH FOR NICK TURKEY. PREPARE FOR MY BOT THOT ATTACK.

[SpongeBot launches several sex robots causing golf to become distracted giving dan the time he needs. Dan lunges at golf and stabs him through the back, causing golfballs to roll out]

Golf: I’m…. reporting…. You…. for…. Disrespeckt [takes a shit]

Dan: [Dabs]

[Red then turns into a blue bunny and bites dan giving him rabies]

[Dan turns into a retarded blue bunny]

Red: Take taht you wacist

[Red turns into cookie] Cookie: My crush on Loud and Rocky and Squiddle has ended, I need someone else to love and attack. [Cookie spots Sean M]

[Cookie’s eyes turn into hearts]

[They walk into the the sunlight together]

[Matchy reincarnates as LitMatch]

[With golf defeated, all his supporters wander back to ESB to enforce their shit policies lel]

[However Rocky’s body starts twitching furiously. Almost like he was fapping while he was in hell, but Satan would not allow such a pleasure. Suddenly Rocky turns into Scooby Doo]

Rocky: Scopey’s back [eyes turn red]