Squidward's Got a Brand New Bag

Squidward's Got a Brand New Bag

Squidward is ridiculed for dating an older woman.

Season: 8 Episode: 4

Total Episode Count: 130

'''Prod. no.''': 7ACX02

Featuring: Squidward Tentacles, Rita

Also Appearing: SpongeBob, Sandy, Plankton, Pearl, Patrick, Mayor Johnny East, John Fishly, Charlie Brown, Lucy van Pelt, Nicole, Patrick Swayze, Whitney Houston, Bobby Brwon, Mrs. Garrett, Bruce Willis, Reginald VelJohnson, Paul Gleason, Robin Williams, Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, Robet de Niro, Uma Thurma, Bill Murray, Dennis Quaid, Louis Gossett, Jr.

Second Broadcast Only: Manny, Diego, Sid, C-3PO, Princess Leia, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker

Plot: The episode opens with the closing of the video store. Mayor Johnny East happily acquires the Garbage Pail Kids movie while SpongeBob gets a copy a Roadhouse starring Patrick Swayze. Inspired by the movie, SpongeBob decides that all of life's problems can be solved by kicking. While steering the car while kicking, he rear-ends another car driven by Nicole. Squidward makes the most of the opportunity to make a date but when he arrives at her house he finds out from her mother rita that she has already gone out with someone else. Squidward ends up attracted to Rita and asks her out instead. They hit it off and end up spending the night together. While trying to sneak out of the house they are caught by the gnag who tease Squidward about dating an older woman. Squidward tries to set up dinner with the gang but it goes poorly and Rita leaves in tears infrustrating Squidward. Squidward goes to Rita and they end up engaged. Most of the family is surprised but SpongeBob actually takes it quite well, figuring she'll still easily outlive Squidward. While trying to make love, Rita breaks her hip, Squidward finds that caring for an older person is more that he can handle and ends up cheating on Rita with a f=girl he picks up at a bar. when Squidward admits he cheated, Rita breaks off their relationship.

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Rating
TV-14: DLSV

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