Ice Age

This is the first episode of Spongebob Goes to the Movies.

Plot
Spongebob reviews Ice Age and is attacked by a killer mammoth.

Transcript

 * We cut to the movie theater where Spongebob is*

Spongebob: Good evening, I'm Spongebob Squarepants, Welcome to the debut edition of Spongebob goes to the Movies. Now what I do is review a movie voted by *points to the screen* YOU, The people! And the movie with the most votes gets to be the next movie to be reviewed, Now we'd vote, But this is the first episode!, Now let's begin, The first movie we are reviewing today is......................Ice Age, A 3D animation movie created by the people of 20th Century Fox!

Spongebob: Now basically, The movie is pretty simple, There's a sloth, a mammoth and a snow tiger, Or a....*checks book* Smilodeon.....Whatever the hell that is.

Patrick: I think it's a kind of lion?

Squidward: Well duh Patrick! Damn, You are such a dumb asshole.

Patrick: HEY!

Spongebob: Now Squidward-

Squidward: Screw you Yellow Square!

Spongebob: Squidward! No racist talk in the house!

Squidward: What? Racist? Me? I'm not racist!

Spongebob: Okay................................Now anyways, The animals are running away from an ice age by migrating south, but an agitated mammoth named Manny does not go to the south but to the north, Sid is left behind by his family and goes on but angers some brontops for ruining their salad, but thanks to the mammoth, Sid is alive and safe, *30 minutes later* And that's the story of Ice Age! I thought the story was great, the characters were so funny and the backgrounds were so........ice age-y. Now lets get to the Rate-O-Matic 5000! Spongebob: Drumroll please..............*Rate-O-Matic 5000 spins and goes to.......................8!* An 8 out of 10, I thought the movie was great, the characters were funny, the backgrounds fit the movie and hell, the music?........GREAT!, Well that's it for this week, Now for the polls for the next episode's movies.

Voting
Which movie do you want Spongebob to review next? 2012 Avatar Hoot Manos: The Hands of Fate

Back to you Spongebob!
Spongebob: Well, That's all for today, See you next- *a mammoth stomps in and squashes Spongebob*

Squidward: *laugh* Take that bastard!

Spongebob: ......Damn.........you.............Squidward...........................See you next episode...........