The King's Orders

Knight Stanley is the fiftth episode of Dunces and Dragons. An incredibly short and unfinished version of the episode was leaked by Vanessa on November 24, 2019, as part of the mass leaking of SpongeBot678 works.

Transcript
Sir Natson: Okay I'm back.
 * Narrator: Previously on Dunces and Dragons, Sir SpongeBob met his long lost relative, and attempted to go to King Bubble Bass’ castle to see him. Before being chased by King Bubble Bass’ knights.
 * [Scene: King Krabs’ Castle, King Krabs, Sir Natson, Sir SpongeBob, Sir Patrick, Squidly, The Dark Knight, and Princess Pearl are eating]
 * King Krabs: The food is great today Sir Natson! That reminds me. [passes paycheck] Here’s your paycheck.
 * Sir Natson: Thanks King Krabs!
 * King Krabs: No, thank you. What would we ever do without you? [someone knocks the door] Who is that?
 * Sir Natson: I have no idea. I'll get it. [goes to answer the door]
 * Sir SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, you ever notice that whenever someone knocks the door something ends up happening?
 * Sir Patrick: Yeah, that's a bit strange.

King Krabs: Sir Natson! So who was that at the door?

Sir Natson: Oh it was my brother, he said my family are going on vacation for a week, he asked if I wanted to go, but I said no.

King Krabs: Why?

Sir Natson: Because I know you need me.

King Krabs: No I don't.

Sir Natson: Oh really? If I am gone who is going to get the food ready? Who is going to get the army ready? Who is going to-

King Krabs: Sir SpongeBob can do all those things.

Sir SpongeBob: I can?

King Krabs: Sure you can.

Sir Natson: Well in that case, I guess I'll get ready to go on vacation right away.

King Krabs: Great.

Trivia

 * Like "A Merry Bleeping Christmas", the formatting of the transcript is very inconsistent.