A Misuse of Fortune

A Misuse of Fortune Written by Written for Spin-Off Kings

[Begins with a shot of the Krusty Krab, cut to the interior with SpongeBob and Patrick eating lunch]

Patrick: Hey SpongeBob, check this out

[he grabs some of the meat from his Krabby Patty and makes a unibrow out of it and places it on his forhead, and begins imitating Squilliam]

Patrick: My Balls are made of Guilded Doorknobs!

[Both SpongeBob and Patrick laugh, Squidward walks up and gives them both a fortune cookie]

SpongeBob: Squidward, what’s this?

Squidward: Mr. Krabs found some of those Fortune Cookies that you were passing out 2 years ago, so he decided to give them out for free.

Patrick: OOH!! GIMME!!

[Patrick grabs one of the fortune cookies and rips them to shreds, eats the cookie and throws the fortune (Which says “wish for anything”) away like a gum wrapper]

SpongeBob: Wait Patrick don’t you wanna read your fortune?

Patrick: Nah

SpongeBob: It could be anything

Patrick: Like a rock?

[A rock pops out of nowhere into Squidward’s mouth]

Fred: Ha! He at a rock!

[Offscreen

SpongeBob: Something bigger

Patrick: A sewage pipe?]

[Just then a sewage pipe appears out of nowhere above Fred, then falls right on top of his leg]

Fred: MY LEG!

[Cuts back to SpongeBob and Patrick]

SpongeBob: Something better?

Patrick: How about a Craps?

[Mr. Craps pops out of nowhere]

Mr. Craps: What kind of suger-coated world is this?!

SpongeBob: This is Bikini Bottom

Mr. Craps: Where’s the bottom of Bikini Bottom, if you know what I mean?

Patrick: What?

Mr. Craps: Nevermind i’ll find it myself

[Mr. Craps exits the scene]

SpongeBob: Something else in mind Patrick?

Patrick: Actually, yeah!

SpongeBob: What is it?

Patrick: What is the meaning of life?

SpongeBob: Wait wait nononono-

[End]