The Black Box

Transscript
[Cut on Spongebob's house]

Spongebob: [Hears knock on door and opens it]

Unindentified person: I hear you have failed your boating test frequently, right?

Spongebob: Yes

Unindentified person: And you want to get it.... right?

Spongebob: Yeah.

Unindentified person: Okay here is the lingo. I am The Forge'. I can forge that license.

Spongebob: Isn't that a federal crime?

The Forge': Only if you are a goody-two shoes.

Spongebob: So if my name is "Goody-Two Shoes" I can be arrested?

The Forge': [Sighs]

Spongebob: Will a 20 do?

[Cut to the Roman Colliseum]

Patrick: What is this box?

Patrick: It says weird words.

Tour Guide: Obviously that is roman.

Patrick: Whats roman?

Tour Guide: A language.

Patrick: Whats a language?

Tour Guide: Oh, for pete's sake, will you ask so many questions?

Patrick: Pretty much.

Tour Guide: Whatever you do don't open the box.

One bus ride home later....

Patrick: Now, what was so important?

Patrick: Let's see what is inside the box.

Patrick: [Opens box]

[ Cut to Boat Shop]

To be continued...