Patrick's Fan Mail (9)

Patrick's Fan Mail #9 is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Patrick walks into SpongeBob's house.)

Patrick: Ready to go jellyfishing?

SpongeBob: Just a minute. I think I lost my jellyfishing net.

Patrick: Oh, too bad. Did you look in the closet?

SpongeBob: No, I...

(Patrick opens the closet door, and a bunch of mail falls out of it.)

Patrick: Hey, this is all addressed to me!

SpongeBob: Yeah, I've been getting your mail for the past month, but I keep forgetting to tell you. Sorry.

Patrick: No problem. (picks up an envelope) Man, it'll take forever to get through all of these fan letters! Better burn through them now.

(Patrick opens the first envelope and reads.)

Dear Patrick,

What is your favorite episode to star in (in the real series)

Sincerely,

Poofy

Patrick: The real series? What do you mean?

SpongeBob: I think he's talking about my show, Patrick.

Patrick: You have a show? Why didn't you ever tell me?

SpongeBob: You never asked.

Patrick: Well, Poofy, I don't know enough about SpongeBob's show to answer your question, so I'll just say it's whichever episode I get to eat mayonnaise in.

(Patrick opens the next envelope and reads.)

hi Patrick!

you are really funny!

Dannicool2001

Patrick: Thanks. I get that a lot.

(Patrick opens the next envelope and reads.)

dear Patrick. what whould you do if you and Spongebob whould stay with squidward?

Dannicool2001

Patrick: Hey, it's Danni again! I don't really know what I'd do, to be honest. How about you, Sponge?

SpongeBob: No idea. (smirks) Maybe we should test it out.

(SpongeBob picks up his shellphone and dials Squidward's number.)

SpongeBob: Squidward, can we stay with you?

Squidward: No!

(Squidward hangs up.)

Patrick: Well, I guess we'll never know. Tune in next time to see more of me and SpongeBob answering your questions!