The Mutant Hoopla Show

(Opens with Hoopla sitting next to a strange fish in a studio with a live audience)

 

Narrator: Welcome to the Nightly-Talk Show with The Alaskan Bull Worm!

 

Alaskan Bull Worm: Hello ladies and gentleman, welcome to my show. Today we will be interviewing Hoopla about where he’s been. So Hoopla, why weren’t you in the picture of all SpongeBob characters?

 

Hoopla: Well as you can tell, after New Years I got drunk with radioactive alcohol. Now I look like a monster, so I couldn’t get in the picture.

 

Alaskan Bull Worm: That’s why you don’t get drunk, kids.

 

Audience: (LAUGH)

 

Hoopla: I also wasn’t able to film Hoopla’s Fantastic Beach because of that. Do you have any cures?

 

Alaskan Bull Worm: Try Doctor Plankton’s Healing Device!

 

Hoopla: Ok!

 

(Hoopla puts it on)

 

Hoopla: I don’t feel so good…

 

(Hoopla puffs up, but all his mutant features are gone)

 

Hoopla: ow

 

Alaskan Bull Worm: Hey, your mutant features are gone, at least. You should go back to your

normal size in a few days.

 

Hoopla: Guess I’ll have to wait a bit longer to film Hooplaese.

 

Alaskan Bull Worm: When is that that even coming out?

 

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