Chance

Transcript
(Episode opens around the table)

Steve: This time it was a 4 - 2 vote, which I’m pretty sure is the most ever.

EB: I’ll say it. Poopla, you have been evicted again!

Poopla: CRAP! I REALLY THOUGH I WOULD WIN!

Amaya: Haha, you failed.

Plankton: Buh bye.

(Poopla walks out onto the stage)

Steve: And then there were three. Amaya, Plankton, and Squidina, welcome to your final challenge.

Squidina: Oh boy! What is it?

EB: You guys will all be given painting supplies. You must make the best painting to secure a spot in the finale, so good luck!

Plankton: A painting? good thing I’ve done it before!

Amaya: Hey, I’ve stopped art thieves before, this shouldn’t be any different!

Plankton: They’re actually very, very different.

(Plankton starts painting the Chum Bucket on canvas)

Squidina: I don’t know what to do!

(Squidina throws a paintbrush across the room)

Amaya: This is weird without Bob Ross here.

EB: Good point. Steve, why did we do a painting challenge without Bob Ross?

Steve: (quietly) we’ll just reuse it next season since he’ll probably get voted back in.

EB: Ah, okay.

Plankton: This looks great!

(Plankton’s piece is almost done, while Amaya is struggling)

Amaya: This isn’t that bad!

(Amaya’s painting is legit scribbles on her canvas)

Amaya: Well I’m done.

Squidina: How?! I’m not even started! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! UGH!

Plankton: Hey calm down please I’m an artist. I need space to breath.

(Plankton takes an exaggerated breath in)

EB: Wow Amaya, done already?

Amaya: Yep!

(Amaya presents her art)

Steve: This looks decent.

EB: (whisper) no it doesn’t.

Amaya: Bye now.

EB: Okay you guys have five minutes since Amaya already finished you lazy asses!

Squidina: WHAT??

(Squidina splashes green paint on her canvas and makes a weird shape)

Plankton: Done!

Squidina: I’m also done!

EB: Now let the judging begin. I will rate each piece, then Steve will follow soot. We will then average it out and give you our final result.

(Steve and EB walk past the paintings)

EB: Okay I have my ratings. Plankton, you get a 7 for actually trying!

Plankton: Yippee.

EB: Amaya, you get a 1 from me because I have no idea what I’m looking at right now.

Amaya: It’s art, EB, art.

EB: I don’t care what it is, it sucks. Squidina, you get a 10. This is a gorgeous work of art!

Plankton & Amaya: WAIT WHAT?!

Squidina: Yay!

Steve: Alright. Plankton, you get an 8 from me.

Plankton: Nice.

Steve: Amaya, you get a 3.

Amaya: Didn’t Picasso draw basically scribbles?

Steve: No. Squidina, you get a 4 from me. It looks like one of those pictures where you try to figure out what it looks like to you.

EB: Final results are! Amaya in 3rd place with an average of 2!

Anaya: Nooooooooo.

EB: And in 2nd place, Squidina with an average of 7!

Squidina: That means Plankton’s going to the finale?

Plankton: Yep, that’s right. I went to college!

EB: Plankton wins with an average of 7.5. Good job. So this means that Amaya and Squidina are automatically up for elimination.

Amaya: Drat.

Steve: Alright viewers, go vote out either Amaya or Squidina. Who’s going to the end? Well it’s your choice so DO IT. NOW, NO QUESTION. Thank you!