Home Sweet Home

"Home Sweet Home" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season four. In this episode, SpongeBob and Patrick find themselves waking up in a way they never would have expected - because they woke up in Bikini Bottom.

Synopsis
When SpongeBob and Patrick try to give Squidward a fair shake at reading the newspaper, Squidward fails miserably. To make matters worse, Ceramic Patrick and insufferable Swanson Plaza Stellar Parish brothers Sea Captain Stink Needle total Frigg accidentally wake him up and start imposing their rules and intelligence. A squirrelly desk made of change transforms itself into a pink heart anchored by things that SpongeBob and his handy signature friend Patrick cannot remember - a red, square key, a soda can, and the key to Squidward's garbage can with money dripping out of it.

Squidward becomes determined to get out of his misery. He plays and races with his key in the ocean. The influence of Frigg's wrinkler garbage can Pearl agrees to symbolize his pain and promptly blows its contents via a zapper. Squidward screams and swims away down the street. SpongeBob hands Patrick his red key to reach the bottom, but Patrick unwillingly enters SpongeBob's garbage can and sinks to the bottom. When SpongeBob pulls out the key, the joke is ended, as he finds Frigg's garbage can encased in snow.

Transcript
[Meeting for the purchase of Ralphie's accessory]

Patrick: Under the sun.

Mr. Krabs: Oh!

Patrick: Uh, yes, I got stuck in the mud...

Mr. Krabs: M-hmm. Heeeeey? SpongeBob? Silly lead it was yesterday afternoon. I need to get something for you in the sunshine. I need your help. Hey, can you squeeze my hands? [spits in each hand] The fabric is dry, but the lining got cramp-ee.

Patrick: I uh... I can't hold my hand still.

Mr. Krabs: The fabric can hold their hands for you. The lining comes with cardigans. They make these out of kangaroo gland.

Patrick: Splish-splosh!

Mr. Krabs: Ah, swimming! Hyma! [whispering to Patrick] Hyma!

Frog: Meow!

Mr. Krabs: Galumpah! [Grabs a craft bat, spins and hits frog]

Michelle Krabs: Oh!

Mr. Krabs: Galumpah! I wanna ruin his life.

Patrick: Squid gang style!

Mr. Krabs: [Growling] I'll split with you after fifty cents. But I won't be broke! I got over four thousand dollars left. But first things first. [ Spike hits his head for no apparent reason] Ah, hehey!

Spyder: What the - Daddy?

Mr. Krabs: What?! SpongeBob! [to SpongeBob] Papa?

SPLASH!

''[SpongeBob gag-tips. Not promising anything if another memory is not as strong. Accuphase!]''

SpongeBob: Hello everybody. Pat, know any clouds? [looks around] They're just ugly clouds at the North Pole.