User blog:TheCreepyPastaLover/Season 6 Remade Transcript : Boating Buddies

Hello people! My name is Daniel. Now treat me like you are my slave. Well now here is da script!

Scene starts with the camera to Boating School.

Narrator: "Ah, Boating School. Where everyone learns about Boating. It is a parody of Driving School at the land."

Scene cuts in class.

Mrs. Puff: "Well, good morning students. Now we are learning about parodies!

SpongeBob: "How is that related to Boating?"

Mrs. Puff: "Cuz the parody of Boating is Driving on the land."

Suddenly, a student got in the class.

???:"Sorry I'm late Mrs. Puff. The driver is a Noob."

Mrs. Puff:"Oh yeah, students. Meet Sally, the new girl."

Students:"Hi Sally."

Sally:"Hi."

Suddenly, Mr. Krabs pop out from the chalkboard closet.

Mrs. Puff: "Mr. Krabs? What are you doing in my closet?"

SpongeBob: "Probably reading your diary."

All the students laugh at it.

Mrs. Puff:"You read my diary?"

Mr. Krabs:"Well, is there any normal adult who have a diary other than you?"

SpongeBob:"Yeah. Me."

Mr. Krabs:"Well, sorry then. But my destination here is to announce that SpongeBob will be Sally's boating buddy."

SpongeBob:"Ok, but, how about if she becomes annoying?"

Mr. Krabs:"Oh. How come she will become annoying?"

Mrs. Puff:"Yeah. Don't be worried. She's clean."

SpongeBob:"Well Ok. She's going to be my Boating Buddy."

Bubble Transitions

SpongeBob:"Lunch time."

Sally walk into scene.

Sally:"Hi Buddy."

SpongeBob:"Hi. Now would you go? I need to eat lunch."

Sally:"Nope."

SpongeBob:"Oh boy....... This is bad........."

Bubble Transitions

Scene cuts to a boat with Mrs. Puff, SpongeBob, and Sally on it.

Mrs. Puff:"Ok Sally, show me your skills."

Timeline card "One Minute Later"

Narrator:(While Timeline card is on) One Minute Later

Scene shows An ambulance near Squidward's house.

Scene shows Sally tries to push a boat that crash Squidward's house

Scene shows SpongeBob's head crush the TV while Squidward was watching it.

Squidward pulls out SpongeBob's head from the TV.

Squidward:"Ok. What is going on here."

SpongeBob:"It's my Boating Buddy. She is annoying. Mrs. Puff said Sally is an Ok, but she crashed into your house."

Squidward:"So tell Sally that she is annoying."

SpongeBob:"No! Don't hurt her feeling."

Squidward:"Ok. I have a plan."

Scene cuts to the streets.

SpongeBob:"OMG! I couldn't believe that Chum Bucket is getting famous!"

Sally:"Hi Buddy."

SpongeBob:"Oh, hi Sally."

Suddenly, Patrick and Sandy appears with a mallet.

Patrick and Sandy are hitting Sally's head.

Sally fainted.

Patrick and Sandy is still hitting, but this time they accidentally hit each other.

SpongeBob:"Guys, that's enough. She already fainted. Now both of you are hitting each other."

THE END

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