A Not So Fin-tastic Wedding (Transcript)

This is the transcript of the special, A Not So Fin-tastic Wedding.

(TV static appears on screen, and then we see Perch Perkins.)

Perch: Good morning, Bikini Bottom! The weather today is bright and sunny, perfect for the special wedding of Prince Triton and Esa. That's right, folks. A few weeks ago, Prince Triton asked for Esa's hand in marriage, and today is their big day! And so far, the crowds are overly excited for the couple.

Fish #1: Oh, man. I'm so excited, I think I'm gonna explode! (swells up and finally shoots up into the air like a rocket, reaching Atlantis.)

(Fish #1 flies off camera as we see Queen Amphitrite brushing Esa's hair in the royal spa.)

Amphitrite: I knew Triton would ask you for your hand. He has known you for over a year, and he truly loves you.

Uma: (appearing on camera, pushing a mannequin along with Neptuna) Yes, indeed. (begins to dance with the mannequin) You are a lucky girl, marrying the son and successor of the great and powerful King Neptune. It's just so... so...

Neptuna: ... Amazing? Perfect? Amazingly perfect? Perfectly amazing?

Uma: (covers Neptuna's mouth) That's enough, thank you.

Esa: Triton really does care about me, even if it gets a little out of hand. (sigh) I remembered how he proposed to me. (flashback starts; narrates) He asked me if we could watch the sunset on a cliff, and so I accepted. We just sat there for two minutes and 22 and a half seconds, his arm slung over my shoulder. Finally, he began.

Triton: (from flashback) Esa, there's, uh, something I've been wanting to ask you for a while.

Esa: (from flashback) Really, what is it?

Triton: (helps Esa up, and then kneels down on his tail, taking her hand with one of his while the other pulled a black box out of his belt pouch; he opens it with his thumb, showing a silver ring with a turquoise diamond) Esa, the love of my never-ending life, will you (gulp)... will you... marry me? (gives an uneasy smile)

Esa: (thinks for a moment, and then smiles) Yes! (lets Triton put the ring on her finger, and she hugs him)

Triton: (smiling) I'm a lucky merman.

(flashback ends)

(Everyone in the room heard Esa's story, much to Esa's surprise.)

Everyone (excpet Esa): Awwwwwwwww...

Uma: I still don't understand something, though; how come you invited that little sponge and his friends to help with your big day?

Esa: Well, they proved to be very helpful, and I gave them certain duties to take out. Besides, nothing could possibly go wrong, especially since Jervis told me that he has it covered.

Uma: Okay. (whispers to Neptuna) I bet those guys won't last ten minutes.

Esa: I heard that!

(Uma smiles innocently; bubble transition to chapel)

(Squidward was busy hammering a banner into place, while Sandy and SpongeBob were busy taking care of the flowers. Mr. Krabs was going over a list, making sure everything everything is going fine.)

Mr. Krabs: How's that marble sculpture coming along, Patrick?

Patrick: Not bad at all, Mr. Krabs. (shows an excellent sculpture of two hearts linked together) I've done this ever since I lived under a rock.

(Mr. Krabs mouth literally drops, stunned at Patrick's masterpiece.)

Jervis: (walking in, holding a semi-oval shaped pod) Hello, everyone.

SpongeBob: Hi, Jervis! What'd you got there?

Jervis: It's my latest invention, the Cleaning Pod 2000, or CP for short! (He pushes a button on the side; the pod begins to whirl, and a screen on it opened up, serving as eyes. Different cleaning objects come out attached to mechanical arms from inside it.) It is designed to clean up any mess in a blink of an eye. Observe.

(Jervis takes a glass filled with juice from a table and dropped it, breaking it. CP noticed and quickly cleaned it up in a few seconds, leaving the spot sparkly.)

Sandy: Impressive.

Jervis: Thank you.

Squidward: Why did you bring it here?

Jervis: (explains while SpongeBob and Patrick play with CP) I brought it over for... 'special' emergencies. (He gestures over to SpongeBob and Patrick as he says this as a hint.)

Squidward: (understanding Jervis) I see. Would you be able to make me one?

Jervis: You're the fifth one to ask me today, but alright.

(Mr. Krabs was looking out the window nervously. Jervis notices and walks to him.)

Jervis: What's wrong, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: I'm worried about the Krabby Patty secret formula back home. I have a feeling I should've brought it here.

Jervis: Don't worry, Mr. K. I have already equipped a security system in the safe where you keep the formula, and if Plankton attempts to go in and steal it, the system will activate the escape mode on the formula, and it should be able to reach you.

Mr. Krabs: How will it ever reach me if it doesn't know where I am?

Jervis: That won't be a problem. I installed a tracking device in your watch.

(Mr. Krabs looks at his watch. Sure enough, there was a little beeping pod on it.)

Mr. Krabs: So that's why it's been doing that. Thanks, Jervis.

Jervis: (nods) Don't mention it.

Mr. Krabs: Well, I...

Jerivs: Really, don't.

(Mr. Krabs stared confusedly at Jervis as he went to help the others with the chapel; bubble transition to the Chuma Bucket.)

'''TBC... Don't write this transcript without my permission, please!'''