Ask Dr. Patrick: Good To Be Back

Ask Dr. Patrick: Good To Be Back is the first episode of season 1 of Ask Dr. Patrick.

Transcript
Dr. Patrick: Welcome back to another Ask Dr. Patrick. It has been so long since I've heard from you guys. So, lets read the letters you guys sent me while I was away!

I Have Crippling Depression. 😪

1) Don’t Pick Up the phone, you know he’s only calling cause he’s drunk and alone 2) Don’t let him in, you’ll have to kick him out again 3) Don’t be his friend, you know your gonna wake up in his bed in the morning

(Dr. patrick is unaware he is answering the lyrics to “New Rules” by Dua Lipa)

Pjdem06

Dr. Patrick: 1, I'm not going to pick up the phone. Your scaring me. 2, who do I not let in? 3, WAIT.... WHAT THE WHAT? Yeah, lets read another letter.

(Phone rings)

Dr. Patrick: gulp

From one of ten, how cheesy is this show? Is water wet? Is cheese cheesy?

AFallenPower

Dr. Patrick: 1, this show isn't made out of cheese. I swear. I made it out of chocolate. 2, Water is wet. 3, (pulls out cheese on hook) Mmm.. cheesy.

TheJasbre202: DR. PATRICK ATE MRS. CHEESE

Dr. Patrick: Crud, well thats another day of Jailtime. Next letter...

(Door knocks)

Are homosexuals gay? UmHey420

Dr. Patrick: Very good question. Indeed homosexuals are... homosexuals. One is an indivisble species. Next question....

(Door knocks and phone rings continuously)

Best teen cartoon of the 90s? (not counting SpongeBob because that's for kids 7-11, and, only about 2 thirds of the first season aired in the 90s) favorite movie? ?ekoc fo rovalf etirovaf ruoy si tahw TheJasbre202

Dr. Patrick: Easy, my favorite teen cartoon was Ask Dr. Pig. He inspired me to do this. What's "SpongeBob" anyways? My favorite movie (door knocks) is (phone rings) The Ask Dr. Patrick Movie. Coming out 2020. It involves me trying to find the Letter of Truth. Last but not least, Orange Vanilla Coke.

(Phone rings)

Dr. Patrick: I CAN'T TAKE IT (hides under blankets and pillows) N-nnext l-l-letter..

Dr.patrick! Guess what?

I got injured! Coolest User

Dr. Patrick: Cool. Lemme use my Fortnite healing powers (holds hand over Coolest) Done.... Hmm, theres more.

Follow up note: Where's my phone?,did I left it after you healed me? Coolest User

Dr. Patrick: Ooh... I'm guessing your mama was calling you cause you left it. That also explains the knocking. Last letter....

dr. patrick do you like dogecoin gambling SpongeBot678

Dr. Patrick: Yes.. dogecoin gambling is art. Anyways, time for me to go... By-e (walks into bedroom) wait SpongeBob? That letter was right..

SpongeBob: Oh, hey Patrick. I was just getting your birthday present ready.

Patrick:NOOOOOO

(BEEEEEP)