User blog:SimonAnderson23/SpongeBob Fanon Reading: Planks a ton!

Hellooooo, and welcome TO….. Wait, I'm not doing a video!

Hey, more reading YEAH!

Before I even begin, I'd like to plank a ton to Topher for restoring the thread. cwatididtharlulz

TOPHER: '''Planks a ton? Okay, let's see what's here...'''

MAU5: Let's scheck this out, shall we?"

SIMON: Something great, or my money back!

​TOPHER: '''Really? You start it off with that?'''
 * planks a ton has very little popularity.

MAU5: http://images.wikia.com/brutallegend/images/8/8c/You_Don't_Say.jpg

SIMON: '''I have this feel that should be in the trivia. Oh, wait, this author doesn't know how to spell trivia. Well, too bad!'''

TOPHER: What's an oclock, and how is it usaul for Plankton to steal a formular at the time?
 * It's eight oclock the usaul time when plankton steals the formular

SIMON: '''This line makes it seem like somebody who's a fan of Mr. Krabs wrote it, he always goes formular. That, or it is a spelling mistake that was made from spending two seconds on it. In fact, I bet spending more than a millisecond on a piece of work would surprise this author.'''

TOPHER: '''Wa da? Mr. Krabs just broke the fourth wall. Who writes out screaming? It's redundant!'''
 * but wa da he is not there "ok i've heard much narrator let me talk"said mr krabs amused that plankton isn't there he hears patrick screaming saying "AHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH "

SIMON: '''Wait, is Topher screaming? That's what I thought from the bold! I don't know......'''

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 * krabs:"what is it now patrick".

TOPHER: That wasn't a question.

MAU5: ...dat grammar... ​SIMON: My reaction to Da Nerd's reaction to Patrick's reaction to the missing wood.
 * patrick"aaahhahahahahahhahaooooooahoahoahohaoahoa"

MAU5: That's my reaction to this fanfic TOPHER: Mr. Krabs, what is up with your lack of question marks?
 * the woooood it is gone the wood that i eat for breakfast "
 * mr krabs"you eat wood "

SIMON: I don't think he was paying attention in grammar class, LIKE THE AUTHOR!!!!!


 * patrick" sometimes rocks but thats in special days"

TOPHER: '''On. That's on special days.'''

MAU5: Oh my hell... ​TOPHER: '''Karbs? I thought he was Krabs. What window? This is just all over the place!'''
 * karbs and patrick looking from the window finding that plankton was cutting trees and collecting wood.

SIMON: '''I think he means Carbs, as in Carbohydrates? I don't know, but that character should have a page here at the wiki.'''

MAU5: '''This grammar is just shit-awful. I feel bad for the Grammar Nazis.''' ​TOPHER: '''SpongeBob? And seriously, Krabs, you need to learn how to ask a question!'''
 * krabs : what is he up to now. spongebob me boy

SIMON: '''Couldn't agree more, I'm seriously starting to think I am right about Mr. Krabs not paying attention in school. I mean, a first grader would know what a question mark was!''' TOPHER: ​'''This is just a new low of no-capitals on SpongeBob's name. And really, was this kid's question key broke? Who is this guy?'''
 * spongebob coming from nowhere "yes sir wada ya want"

SIMON: '''I think he's Lordmakeup, which is interesting as this is the last thing he ever did. Good, because I wouldn't want to see anymore work by this guy.''' krabs: plakton is collecting wood see what he is up to TOPHER: '''Plakton? Oh, and now his period key broke.'''

SIMON: I wonder if this kid is the Angry German Kid, he also breaks his keys a lot.

MAU5: Uh... TOPHER: This dude has a glitchy keyboard.
 * spongebob:ok
 * then they both lokk at patrik eating wood" delicioous"

SIMON: '''Wait, it's breakfast time? I'll be right back, getting some Cinnamon Toast Crunch.'''

.........

'''Back! Let's continue reading.''' MAU5: ...dafuq?
 * patrick"what it is delicious'

MAU5: '''Dat joke...it's like a f***ing old black-and-white sitcom joke. Seriously!?'''
 * plankton 'KAREN babe you know that my cousin fergy got the doctor job.

TOPHER: How did Plankton get here? ​TOPHER: '''You'd think he would spell it Fergie... wait, is Plankton related to Stacy Ferguson?''' ​TOPHER: Wha? MAU5: I've got evidence of this story's lameness, I can tell you that. ​TOPHER: Oh, now his quotation mark key broke.
 * spongebob writes fergy got a doctors job
 * after time
 * you got evidence said krabs

SIMON: Eventually his vowel keys will break, nd thn th stry wll nt me ny sns t ll.

Sorry, got a new keyboard.
 * it was written on the paper
 * fergy


 * karen

MAU5: '''Fergy x Karen. Oh hell no...'''
 * xoxo


 * mischief


 * spongebob: the clues says fkxm.

TOPHER: No, they say Fergy, Karen, XOXO, Mischief.

SIMON: That's what I see too, I wonder what is up with SpongeBob's eyes. ​TOPHER: '''What? How did Plankton get here?''' TOPHER: Same here.
 * KRABS holding plankton :whattt thats it wat are you up to plankton
 * plankton : ok i'll say i am doing the fkxm
 * what

MAU5: "What" completely sums up my reaction to this story.

SIMON: If DN was not as upset as he was, maybe he would use his trademark (wat) picture! ​TOPHER: So does who gets the most wood lose?
 * a fkxm is a game in camp who collects more wood wins.

MAU5: What is this I don't even - MAU5: After reading this story, I agree with Mr. Krabs on this one. ​TOPHER: '''Um... what?'''
 * krabs looking in a crazy look "hhahhaahahahahahhahahahahahaheyyeywyeyey

​SIMON: My reaction to DN wanting to be blocked. SIMON: '''I thought Season 8 was banned worldwide for little popularity, but luckily they fixed that. However, I think that THIS is an episode that should STAY banned.'''
 * This episode was banned worldwide for little popularity

TOPHER: '''Because of little popularity, or because it is terrible? This episode is just weird. The name has nothing to do with the episode, the dude had the weirdest grammar ever, and... Ugh, this episode just sucks. That's all I'm gonna say. Bye.'''

MAU5: '''I can see why. This episode is shit.'''

SIMON: '''And that's how it ends, with everyone having the same opinion! See you next time!'''

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