User blog:Ponyo Fan/Ponyo's Fanon Sins: The SBFW Movie Trailer

Since we can't delete it, I'll just tear it apart until I'm satisfied.

Trailer
Suds: Ok, and were rolling. Just go ahead when your ready.

'''"Were" and "your" are not the proper words here. +2 sins'''

Science: Sorry, I wasn't listening. I was bat mailing one my bat phone.


 * Why does Science have a bat phone? Also, I think you meant "on my bat phone". +2 sins

Suds: Yeah. Can you please just say the line.

Science: I'm MrScience12

'''Science calls himself by his full screenname even though nobody does that. +1 sin'''

Suds: No, the other line.

Science: I'm supposed t say something baloney about how you shouldn't click that skit button.

'''I wish "that skit button" made any sense as to being in this trailer. Also, "t say something"? +2 sins'''

Suds: Yeah. The sooner you say that we can show to wikians the trailer for The SBFW Movie.

Science: Fine. Crank up those subwoofers, and check out this:

Rarity: Good morning apartment, ready to start the day. Jumping jacks hit them. 1......2.......3....... I feel so pumped up!

'''He doesn't like to be called Rarity. It's Lazaro or Tanner. +1 sin'''

Summer: Here you go. Thats $37 sir.

Rarity: AWESOME!

Everything Is Awesome!

'''Stolen music. +1 sin'''

Rarity: Oh great, I love this song!

Everything is cool when your part of a team,

Everything Is Awesome!

When you live in a dream......

Rarity: Wait up, AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Rarity: Where am I?

'''I don't know, this trailer gives literally no explanation as to what happened to Lazaro or why he suddenly screamed. +2 sins'''

Ponyo: Come with me if you wanna not die.

'''That makes a lot of sense. +1 sin'''

Rarity: What is happening?

Ponyo: Your the special, that the prophecy states that your the most important person in the unverse. Thats you, right?

Rarity: Er........... Yeah, that's me.

Science: Relax everybody. I'm here.

Rarity: MrScience12? AWESOME!

'''Stop calling him by his full screenname, you weirdos! +1 sin'''

DangerZ: What are you here to see?

Science: I'm here to see......your butt!

'''HAH. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. +1 sin'''

DangerZ: Oh my gosh!

Science: First try!

Jelly: My fellow master wikians, Da Nerd plans to end the world as we know it. There is yet one hope, the special has risen.

'''Making a depressed person a villain without consent. +1 sin'''

Rarity: I know what your thinking, he is the least qualified person to lead us. And you are right.

SpongeOddFan: A house divided against itself is better than this.

Rarity: SpongeOddFan!

'''YOU STOP THAT. +1 sin'''

Rarity: I'm not the special. I'm just a regular normal guy!

'''I wish "I'm not the special" was grammatically correct. +1 sin'''

Ponyo: You have the ability to be the special because I believe in you.

'''Did everyone in this trailer take a hit out of a mysterious bong before filming? +1 sin'''

Rarity: AAAAHHHH!

'''Please explain why he is screaming. +1 sin'''

Da Nerd: Robots destroy him!

Ponyo: Losers!

Science: Were winging. It's a bat pun!

'''Why is Science making bat puns? He's not even Batman! He'd make a pun about science. +1 sin'''

Kidboy: Take him to the melting chamber!

Rarity: Isn't there also supposed to be a good cop?

Kidboy: Hi buddy, would you like a glass of water?

Rarity: Yeah.

Kidboy: Too bad!

DangerZ: We are entering your mind.

'''Why? +1 sin'''

Ponyo: I don't think he's ever had a original thought.

Rarity: That's not true. Introducing rollbacks! Now we can change bad edits!

'''Well, at least you changed something...but it makes no sense in the context of the story. +1 sin'''

Ponyo: That's literaly the dumbest idea I have ever heard.

DangerZ: Please Ponyo, that idea is just the worst.

'''What was the point in repeating what she just said? +1 sin'''

Science: To the batmobile! Damn it!

'''Science using profanity. +1 sin'''

KaRRot: To the invisble jet! Damn it!

'''This whole trailer is plagiarized. +10 sins'''

"The SBFW Movie Trailer" Sin Count

 * NUMBER OF SINS: 34


 * SENTENCE: Prison. Y'know, for plagiarism? Because that's illegal and is the whole reason Family Sponge got removed?