Squid's on the Road

Squid's on the Road is the season 1 finale of The Amazing World of Squidward. In this episode, Squidward drives around acting like a jerk, leading to Fred trying to kill him.

Characters

 * Squidward
 * Fred
 * The Tattletale Strangler

Story
Squidward:*is driving, whistling* Ah, what a beautiful day.........let's see who i can run over today! Oh, a normal guy driving his car! *shoots one of his wheels*

Fred:WHAT THE HECK DUDE?!

Squidward:Oh hi Fred! How's YOUR LEG?! You're right to be mad, i should also shoot your window! *shoots his window* There! Ha, ha, ha.

Fred:I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice! I'M GONNA SING!

Squidward:Uh?

Fred:♪Hey all you people! Hey all you people! Hey all you people, won't you listen to me? I just found a jerk, no ordinary jerk, his name is Squidward he's a piece of shiiiiiip! Everyone, we've got to murder this jerk! He's no ordinary jerk! He's the jerkiest person in the sea! *Scat-sings. The other Bikini Bottomites applaud him* Yeah... Thank you!♪

Squidward:Oh cmon, you won't really try to murder me!

Fred:*breaks his window with an axe* HERE'S FREDDY!

Squidward:DON'T MURDER ME!

Fred:I WILL!

Squidward:I think that guy on the roof will.

Fred:Uh? *looks up, then looks down* I don't see any-he's gone.

Squidward:Ha, ha, ha. What a moron! *steals a car and whistles*

Fred:HELLO NURSE!

Squidward:AH! HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!

Fred:Cartoon logic!

Squidward:*jumps out of the car, falling off a cliff and exploding* Why do i explode on a daily basis?

Fred:*appears out of nowhere* You know, i could say the same thing about me hurting-

Squidward:*hits his leg with a mallet*

Fred:MY LEG!

Squidward:Ha, ha, ha.

Fred:What's up with your laugh?

Squidward:WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR LIFE?

Fred:AT LEAST I WILL LIVE AFTER THIS FIGHT! *strangles Squidward*

Tattletale Strangler:No! You're doing it wrong! *pushes him* Here, do it like this:Hey, where did he go?

Fred:*strangles him* YOU MADE HIM ESCAPE!

Tattletale Strangler:STOP IT! IT HURTS!

* bubble transition*

Squidward:Zzzzzzzzz...........*wakes up, he is tied up to a rocket* WHAT?! WHERE AM I?!

Fred:I tied you up. I pressed a button that would launch the rocket in 1 minute, but you've waken up now, and there are 15 seconds left!

Squidward:OH NO! WHAT DO I DO?! Uh.........

Fred:10 seconds!

Squidward:UH! Uh.........emh.....uhemh.........

Fred:5,4,3,2,1! YES! HE'S GONE!

Squidward:Turn around!

Fred:Uh? *turns around* Hey, there's only........dynamite......*the dynamite explodes* MY LEG!

Squidward:Ha, ha, ha.

Fred:HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!

Squidward:CARTOON LOGIC! Hey, why is there dynamite in my nose? *the dynamite explodes* Alright, let's explode each other!

Fred:YES!

Squidward:I guess you could say this season finale was A BLAST! Ha, ha, ha. *gets shot* OUCH!