High Notes, Low Acts

Transcript
(The scence cuts to the Bikini Bottom Opera House where the world Famous Tina Allegro was recently murdered. Inspector S. SquarePants and Sandy push through the stunned crowd and examine the body. Sandy begins to take notes and begins to think while SquarePants carefully scans the body searching for any evidence then he snatches a conductors baton (smothered in blood) from Tina's hand)

(Opening Theme)

(In the laboratory SquarePants examines the bloody baton)

SquarePants: This is the most strangest case I have ever dealt with, I mean who would murder a world famous opera singer with a baton, it doesn't gel with me, Sandy. Sandy?

Sandy: Sorry, I am just browsing the snap shots from the scene and nothing seems to interesting apart from the baton that you have. Hey maybe she was murdered by the conductor that was conducting the orchestra, hey it is a possibility.

SquarePants: Are you out of your mind or what? The conductor of the Bikini Bottom Orchestra is Squilliam, hey wait... It could be Squilliam!

(Scene Cuts to Squilliams Mansion. SquarePants knocks on the door and Squilliam opens the door in a strung up mood.)

SquarePants: Hello Mr. um,. . . DID YOU KILL TIN. ..

(Sandy quickly interupts)

Sandy: Hi, we would like to ask you some questions if you don't mind.

Squilliam: Not at all Miss Cheeks.

SquarePants: Question Number One, Did you murder opera sensation Tina Al. ..

(Sandy interupts again. She gradually reddens due to imbarassment.)

Sandy: What he means is, where were you at exactly 4:03pm yesterday?

Squilliam: I was conducting the orchestra at the Bikini Bottom Opera House rehearsing for the opera tomorrow, which has been posponed due to the death of the recently deceased Mrs. Allegro.

SquarePants: I knew it!

Sandy: Don't jump to conclusions, we still don't have enougn proof. Oops, um good day Squilliam!

(SquarePants and Sandy run for it.)

(The scene cuts to the laboratory were Sandy is compiling the snapshots and SquarePants is once again examining the baton)

'SquarePants: This is really going to strain our brain.

Sandy: Agreed.

(End of episode. The episode ends with a sign reading "to be continued. . .")

(Ending Credits.)