Challenge

Transcript
(Episode begins with Perch accidentally knocking his cup stack over to wave to Krabs)

Krabs: Ahoy mateys!

Granite: Alright a Krabs the next part of the challenge is to make an 8 foot tower using the pile of cups in front of you.

Krabs: Here’s the souvenir.

(Krabs fosses Granite a snail shell)

Granite: That’s dark.

Krabs: Eh, whatever.

(As Krabs begins his cup stack, Keanu shows up)

Keanu: Got the souvenir.

(Keanu chucks a mini skyscraper and impales Steve’s leg)

Steve: OUCH!

(Keanu sees the others stacking cups and follows soot; Perch’s cup stack is at the 7 foot mark)

Perch: I’M ALMOST THERE!

(Triton sends a small breeze and knocks over Perch’s cup stack)

Triton: Oh no, a simple gust of wind.

Perch: NOOOOOO!

Krabs: Hey Triton, did you just knock over Perch’s stack?

Triton: Uhhhh nope!

Krabs: Wait and didn’t you teleport to Pacific City?

Perch: Haven’t you kept people from nominating you since you got yourself and Mindy nominated pretty early on in the season?

Keanu: Didn’t you instantly throw Mindy under the bus? Why did you decide to start dating Girly Teengirl?

Triton: Hey you guys should really shut up before I do something.

Keanu: What are you going to do? Try anything and you’ll get disqualified.

Triton: Fine. You guys want the truth? I’ve been silently rigging this entire season so I can win, but it looks like you guys caught on. Notice how the guys like me in the previous three seasons went home almost right away? Yeah, I knew I would end up like that.

(Girly Teengirl arrives but Triton doesn’t notice)

Triton: Throwing Mindy under the bus? Pretty obvious why I did that, save my own skin. Not winning challenges? I stopped the people I know would have nominated me that episode from winning, but didn’t win myself so it wouldn’t be obvious what I was doing.

(Girly Teengirl starts stacking cups after turning in her souvenir, very confused)

Granite: Girly Teengirl begins to stack, Krabs is at two feet.

Triton: The girl? I never cared about her, but I knew she cared about me! So what did I do? Say yes when she asked me out so that I would have somebody I knew would be stupid enough to bring me to the finale. Love struck idiot.

Girly Teengirl: (softy) (softy) Oh, I see how it is.

(Girly Teengirl gets her cup stack to eight feet tall, looking extra pissed off)

Granite: Wow, Girly Teengirl wins!

Triton: Hey can you nominate Keanu and Krabs for me? Thanks.

Girly Teengirl: Oh, sure.

(Cut to the nomination)

Granite: Okay so Steve is in the E.R getting his leg wounds glued together. Girly Teengirl, nominate two people to be up for eviction.

Girly Teengirl: I nominate Krabs, because Triton wanted me to.

Triton: Damn straight.

Girly Teengirl: But I also nominate TRITON.

Triton: WHAT?!

Girly Teengirl: I heard everything! We’re through!

Triton: No, this isn’t fair! You can’t do this!

Girly Teengirl: I just did. Bye bye now.

Granite: What a shocking turn of events! Go vote for either Krabs or Triton to be evicted next!

Keanu: This is insane.

Who’s getting evicted? Krabs Triton