User blog:Squidnerd/RESTORE THE SOUL OF SPONGEBOB FANON WIKI



Greetings blasted buffoons. Today I am requesting for the administrator position of this fine website.

Our wiki is in a state of disgracefulness. Repeated fascist insurgencies have taken its' toll—toxic drama ruining the SBFW Crib, sockpuppetry and court scandals, every loophole in the policy being used, and more—we need someone who is moderate. Someone who is in support of the people's will.

That is why, like what Joe Biden will do to America, I shall restore the soul of the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki.

Qualifications

 * Consistently active on the wiki since 2015. So pathetic, that it's dedication.
 * Two time war-hero. In January-February 2018 and October-November 2019, I have defended this wiki from fascists.
 * Friend of the People. I am on good terms with most users here, across the spectrum, from Dirty Dan to Dirty Dylan.

Promises

 * Update the policy, which gramatically inconsistent and the articles aren't properly formatted with each other. Some laws that were passed are still not on the policy after weeks. Many admins simply don't have the time to add and adjust the format of them, and that's okay. I shall restore the soul of the policy.
 * Establish the SpongeFan Criminal Court to deal with heavily disputed crimes. For example, Travis' actions on this wiki have divided the community at-large, it's best to let them decide rather than a brawl between pro-Travis and anti-Travis admins. I shall restore the soul of the justice system.
 * Enforce the Rating Policy. I introduced the Rating Policy, which passed with unanimous support. The Rating Policy will make sure that every piece of SpongeBob fanfiction gets appropriately rated. I shall restore the soul of the wiki's content.
 * Enforce the Highway Act and the Voter ID Act. I introduced these proposals to make our voting system more efficient. The Highway Act speeds up the voting limit for popular proposals, and the Voter ID Act provides excellent sockpuppetry protection. I shall restore the soul of the vote.

Restore the soul of SpongeBob Fanon Wiki!