If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'

If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'

SpongeBob becomes idolized for mystic powets he does not posess

Season: 2 Episode: 9

Total Episode Count: 16

'''Prod. no.''': 1ACX12

Featuring: SpongeBob, Patrick

Also Appearing: Sandy, Plankton, Patrick, Pearl, Tom, Barbara, Steven C. Callaghan, Dirk Bandit, Rufus SquarePants, God, Jeremy the Terminally ill Boy, Bryant Gumbel, Greg Gumbel, Craig T. Nelson, Scott Bakula, Whoopi Goldberg, Betty White, Charlie Sheen, Mr. McCloud, Steinberg, Little Johnny Gobraun, Mr. Harris, Florida Evans, James Evans, James Evans, Sr., Pittsburgh Steelers

Plot: SpongeBob SquarePants becomes very upset when NBC cancels his favorite show - Gumbel 2 Gumbel Beach Justice - a sitcom starring brothers Braynt Gumbel and Greg Gumbel. Sandy suggests he use the series' cancellation to help Patrick improve his study habits. To get the show back on the air, SpongeBob decides to tell a Grant-A-Dream Foundation that being able to watch the show is Patick's dying wish. To this end, he makes up a disease called "tumasyphilisitisosis," the symptoms of which include growing extra nipples (pepperoni slices) across one's torso. (SpongeBob eats two of them, to the disgust of the Grant-A-Dream agent.)

An agreement is brokered between Grant-A-Dream and NBC in which Gumbel show will be put back on the air of NBC can get the film rights to Patrick's death. SpongeBob is overjoyed when Gumbel 2 Gumbel is back on the air, but he panics upon learning that mourners are holding a candlelit vigil on their front lawn.

Trivia

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Rating
TV-14: DLV

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