The Kelp/Issue VIII

Introduction
I'm back writing the introduction! Yeah, I've been terribly ill these past days but I still fight on, anyway onto our Eighth issue! We've got the usual stuff with a couple of all new goodies! --&#34;You called me crap, didn&#39;t you? Didn&#39;t you? That&#39;s not very nice, is it?&#34; (talk) 16:27, March 9, 2015 (UTC)

News
TBW by IRmjii.

Sports
TBW by SBCA

UK
The weather this week in the UK seems to be cloudy to sunny to cloudy again, it's described like a typical week in March. But just with some sun some of the time.

United States
In the US, It seems mostly the same as the UK without the rain. Although on Monday, there is lightning reported?

Jokes Section/Trivia
TBW by Rmjii.

Riddle Of The Day
What can be seen white and black usually, but is never commonly seen with patterns? Last weeks answer:

TBW by IRmjii.

Puzzle Section!
TBW by IRmjii.

What's The Code
Using this code A=1, B=2 etc... Can you work out what this means?

23 15 23, 2 5 13 1 7 14 8 3 5 14 21 6 15 19 13 5.

'''TO BE FINISHED AS OF 09/03/2015. '''