Patrick Shows Up Late to Work

Patrick Shows Up Late to Work is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Patrick walks into the Krusty Krab.)

Squidward: The boss wants to see you.

(Patrick shrugs and goes into Mr. Krabs' office. Mr. Krabs is kissing a dollar, but when he sees Patrick enter, he quickly tucks it away.)

Mr. Krabs: Do you know how late you are?

Patrick: Wait, wait, I know how to play this! Uh...10 minutes.

Mr. Krabs: You're five hours late!

Patrick: Darn, that was my next guess!

Mr. Krabs: You think this is a game? Why, I...ugh, what's that rancid smell?

Patrick: Maybe it's your sweat.

Mr. Krabs: No, it's your breath! What did you eat this morning?

Patrick: Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza...

Mr. Krabs: Anything else?

Patrick: Well, I had this bowl of fried oyster skins.

(Patrick takes out a bowl of fried oyster skins.)

Patrick: Want some?

(Mr. Krabs passes out.)

Patrick: Oh well, more for me.

(What a twist!)