GM,IP! Transcript HF Episode

[Scene: SpongeBob's bedroom. SpongeBob is in bed and Sandy is on the floor] SpongeBob: [wakes up] Mr. Sun came up and he smiled at m-

Sandy: [wakes up] FIRE! Run for your lives! Or in other words, that song sounds like-

SpongeBob: Gentlemen, I mean.... Sandy. We can't use words like that on our show!

Sandy: I was gonna say like I wanna DANCE TO IT!

SpongeBob: This script makes no sense. Hey kids! [faces viewer] Can you spell Crazy?

Kids: [offscreen]: Yes, Crazy SpongeBob! This script still makes no sense!

SpongeBob: [goes downstairs into the kitchen and sits on the oven] If only I could remember how I got here. Oh yes, I was bored so I invited my friends over to have a dance party! Or maybe it was to play house. [phone rings, he picks it up] Hello, Did you know they killed Kenny?

Mr. Krabs: [offscreen] No.

SpongeBob: Thanks for calling, I have never had a call after Paul moved in next door.

Mr. Krabs: [offscreen] You are paying me to phone you, aren't you?

SpongeBob: Umm.... gotta go, bye! [throws phone against wall, Sandy and Patrick enter]

Patrick: [holding phone] SPONGEBOB! I got a Wikia account and made a wiki called...... Patrickpedia!

SpongeBob: Really!? Have you heard the news?

Patrick: Yep, I watch it every morning on my new phone! It comes with a backscratcher!

SpongeBob and Patrick: THEY KILLED KENNY!

Sandy: You toddlers! Now what do gou want for breakfast?

SpongeBob: There is a show where he dies, he died in reality and his TV Series got cancelled.

Patrick: I think I got it, but just incase. Tell me the whole thing again I wasn't listening.

Sandy: Well I want [screen zooms in] ba....co....n...... BACON!

SpongeBob: Yeah! Then we can have chips, then sausages, then toast then we can get the forks out and serve us with chips! And then we can sing the Bikini Bottom Anthem! And then-



[the nephews run downstairs]

Krab Nephews: Bacon! Bacon!

Nephew #1: I like bacon!

Nephew #2: I hate bacon!

Nephew #3: I like trains......

[meanwhile at The Krusty Krab.... a kid walks to the counter]

Kid: Trick or Treat.

Mr. Krabs: Trick! Now give me a dollar!

Kid: Here you go! [hands Mr. Krabs a coin]

Mr. Krabs: Easy as pie!