(pat)Rick Figures/Theme song

Oh my fucking god! That shit is totally amazing Your brain cannot even comprehend So much pants-shitting excitement For the sake of your couch I hope you're wearing some pants We'll learn so many things together SpongeBob and Dick Figures will align This has intense scenes of action Challenge accepted, we'll say "Fuck!" twenty-one times (pat!)

Rick figures! (pat!) Rick figures! You will watch some whole fucking episodes of… (pat!) Rick figures! (pat!) Rick figures! Bow before them and renounce your previous god Rick figures! (pat!) Rick figures! Someone get a doctor 'cause this show is fucking totally sick You asked and they delivered If you don't like (pat)Rick Figures It's not hard to figure out you're a dick

Let's do this Fuck you! (pat)Rick Figures.