A Lot of Hoopla

'A Lot of Hoopla is the second SBFW Go! short.

Transcript
(the short begins with the SBFW doorbell going off, today it’s “Dame Tu Cosita”, Cicicity answers the door)

Cicicity: Hi, welcome to the SBFW HQ, could I help you with anything?

???: I’d like to sign up and all that hoopla.

Cicicity: K-k. I’ll go fetch the forms. (he walks into the kitchen) Matchy, do we have any new user forms?

Matchy: Someone save us! Another new user? We’ve just had Leslie, and Gene Scallop, and Bobby-

Cicicity: And HippoHead.

Matchy: I don’t even know who that one is! We’ll have to hire someone to expand the building soon, or we’ll even end up like the Roblox Creepypasta HQ and end up having a whole campus!

Cicicity: (looking in a drawer) Nevermind, I’ve found the fricking forms. We really need like a proper reception or something like ESB.

Matchy: (scared) No! We are not turning into ESB!

Cicicity: (walking back over to the front door) I’ve found them. I’ll even help you fill them out.

???: Thanks for hoopla- I mean helping me. My username’s CrazySponge, but you can call me Hoopla!

Cicicity: I’m Cicicity, please don’t call me CeCe! (he takes a pen out of his pocket and writes “CrazySponge” in the username section of the form and gives it to CrazySponge) You can do the rest.

CrazySponge: K. Oh, and I must warn you that I do have this CrAzY Hoopla fetish. (he takes a picture of Hoopla out of his pocket and kisses it, Travis approaches them)

Travis: There’s nothing better than a good ol’ fetish.

Cicicity: (sighs) Yeah, it sounds like a lot of-

Travis: PENIS!

Cicicity: Sounds like a lot of-

Travis: PENIS!

Cicicity: Sounds like a lot of-

Travis: PENIS! PENIS! PENI- (Cicicity hits him in the head with a brick)

Cicicity: Sounds like a lot of penis about this crazy new dude. I’ll show you to your room. (Cicicity and CrazySponge walk upstairs with the luggage, the credits roll and CrazySponge appears and talks over them)

CrazySponge: (surprised, annoyed, a bit angry) That’s it? That’s the end of the short? What even was the point in this? It wasn’t funny, it wasn’t clever, no one accomplished anything. Congratulations, PI! You’ve just stopped me from watching this stupid network ever again! This short really was a load of Hoopla. Then again, I was in it, so I guess that makes up for everything. 10/10 - Hoopla seal of approval. Hmm… (yelling) HOOPLA!!! (the credits end and the screen fades to black)