Pilot (SpongeBob and Patrick Transcript)

French Narrator: SpongeBob and Patrick begin to watch their favorite TV show...EVER!

TV Announcer: ...and now, Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy!

SpongeBob: I wish we can see Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy in person.

Patrick: Don't they live at the retirement home?

SpongeBob: Yes, but I mean REALLY see them.

Patrick: You mean like build a giant conchsignal?

SpongeBob: That's a great idea!\

Patrick: What is?

SpongeBob: You know, building the giant conchsignal.

Patrick: That's a great idea! Too bad Ididn't think about it.

SpongeBob: But you did.

Patrick: Did what?

SpongeBob: Never mind.