User blog:Da Nerd/Fun Sized according to Google Translate


 * Narrator: Oh, another normal day in Bikini Bottom. I wonder what SpongeBob is doing.


 * SpongeBob and Patrick are shown mining rocks.


 * SpongeBob: It's not fun, Patrick? Mining for the benefit of the supreme leader of Bikini Bottom and international food market, Sheldon Plankton?
 * Patrick: No, this is boring ...
 * SpongeBob: You're right ... there are plenty of things more fun than this.
 * 'Patrick: I know something fun we can do! Let Glove World!
 * 'SpongeBob: (stifle peak) OK!
 * Patrick: This is going to be fun!
 * SpongeBob: It's funny that I lost my judgment and go along with what you say whether or not the general public thinks it is a good idea or not?
 * Patrick: Eh, what ...
 * SpongeBob: What?
 * 'Patrick: (after a long pause) Oh, look, we're here!


 * The two are shown running inside.


 * Patrick: Look!
 * Both: The wheel of fortune!
 * 'Patrick: (running into the distance) I'll be first in line!
 * 'SpongeBob: (running after Patrick) Patrick! You're going the wrong way!


 * The two run to the plankton, which looms over them.


 * Plankton: Just where do you two think you're going?
 * Patrick: The wheel ...
 * Plankton: I'll leave you two with a warning. Now back to work!


 * The two are shown again in the mine, the mining rocks again.


 * 'SpongeBob: Why we can not have any fun around here?
 * Patrick: I hate this place! It's so boring! You have to move.
 * SpongeBob: Get away from all our friends? I'm staying here!
 * Patrick: But there's nothing funny here!
 * SpongeBob: Nonsense, there has to be something fun we can do.
 * Patrick: Oh, I know!
 * SpongeBob: What?
 * 'Patrick: I know something fun we can do!
 * SpongeBob: What?
 * Patrick: Let's sneak into the Chum Bucket. I heard that there are plenty of fun things to play there!
 * SpongeBob: I do not know, Patrick ... What if we get caught?
 * Patrick: We will not get caught! Come on!
 * SpongeBob: Keep going, I'm staying here.
 * Patrick: Your loss.


 * Patrick leaves the mine and walk down the street.
 * Patrick is shown sneaking the Chum Bucket and fall into the door.
 * Patrick sneaks around a door labeled "KEEP OUT" and goes inside.
 * A room is shown to be full of lots of old stuff.


 * Patrick: Whoa! There is a water source here?


 * The mine is shown again, where SpongeBob is still.


 * SpongeBob: has been out for 20 minutes. Oh no! What if something happened to him? Coming, Patrick!


 * SpongeBob comes running out the front door of the Chum Bucket.
 * SpongeBob's eyes the door labeled "KEEP OUT".


 * SpongeBob: No to fool ... is it?


 * SpongeBob shrugs and heads inside.
 * SpongeBob Patrick sees playing solitaire on a table in the corner of the room.


 * SpongeBob: Patrick! There they are. What is this place?
 * Patrick: Wait a minute. I'm trying to find a red 9 ... must have fallen off the table.


 * Patrick looks under and around the table.
 * Patrick discovers a letter under the chair.


 * Patrick: Oh, here we go. Now, what was the question?
 * SpongeBob: What is this place?
 * Patrick: I do not know! But I do know that this place is full of fun things! I told you this would be so "more fun" than the boring old mine.
 * SpongeBob: Are not you afraid of getting caught?
 * Patrick: There's nothing to worry about, I've been here for a whole 20 minutes and not get caught!
 * SpongeBob: You can not argue with that logic ... good! I can stay here for a while!
 * Patrick: I knew you would, friend.


 * (Transitions to 1 hour after)


 * SpongeBob: Hey, look, an organ!
 * 'Patrick: (trampling SpongeBob) I get to play first!


 * Patrick plays a beautiful melody.


 * SpongeBob: That was pretty good, Patrick!
 * Patrick: Thank you. I did it myself.
 * SpongeBob: Well, my turn!


 * SpongeBob plays a bad sound sticks and off-beat.


 * Patrick: I think we can agree that you were much better.
 * SpongeBob: Thanks!


 * (Transitions for later)
 * Patrick discovers a strange-looking machine.


 * Patrick: SpongeBob!


 * SpongeBob shown rummaging through a bag of potato chips.


 * SpongeBob: Yes?
 * Patrick: Come look at this!


 * SpongeBob about Patrick.


 * SpongeBob: What is it?
 * Patrick: I do not know!


 * Patrick starts randomly pushing buttons on the computer.


 * SpongeBob: Patrick, I do not think it's a good as -


 * The shrink ray zapping both SpongeBob and Patrick.


 * SpongeBob: - idea.
 * Patrick: The machine did all giant. I want to be giant next door!
 * SpongeBob: I do not think he did everything giant, Patrick. I think we did shrink!
 * Patrick: Well, try to adjust to Wumbo! That always works.
 * SpongeBob: Patrick, not fit no Wumbo and never has been! What do we do?
 * Patrick: There is nothing wrong with being small! I think it's great! Look at this potato chip! It will last a lifetime in this size!
 * SpongeBob: Good point. Well, I guess we'll have to live the rest of our lives are bite size.
 * 'Plankton: (off screen) You also have to live the rest of their lives in jail'!


 * SpongeBob and Patrick turn around to see a plankton which is much larger than the two.


 * SpongeBob: See, Patrick? This is what I feared!
 * Plankton: Guards!


 * ' Two Bobs come immediately.


 * Plankton: take them.
 * 'SpongeBob: (crying) No! I can not go to jail! I have a snail to feed!
 * Patrick: We're going to jail? ... What is the jail?


 * (Transitions for later in prison Chum Bucket)


 * The small cell SpongeBob and Patrick are shown is closed and locked.


 * Patrick: Wait, we have a phone call?
 * 'Bob: (off screen) Not here, you do not.
 * SpongeBob: That is so unfair!
 * 'Bob 2: (off screen) Yeah, well life is not fair.


 * Sandy is shown at the top of reading a newspaper. She spits the tea I was drinking.


 * Sandy: SpongeBob and Patrick in jail?


 * Mr. Krabs is immediately.


 * 'Mr. Crab: 'SpongeBob in jail? Now who is going to make Krabby Patties?
 * Sandy: Forget that, who will motivate me to finish building my new invention?
 * 'Mr. Crab: 'Forget your invention! What I use?


 * Mr. Krabs and Sandy is discussing; transitions back to SpongeBob and Patrick.


 * SpongeBob: Patrick, what do we do? We can not do in jail!
 * Patrick: Sure you can! They serve free food. FREE FOOD, SpongeBob! We'll do it here!


 * Sighs SpongeBob SquarePants Krusty Krab transitions.
 * Sandy, Gary, Squidward and Mr. Krabs are shown in a meeting.


 * 'Mr. Crab: 'As we all know, SpongeBob and his pink friend in prison.
 * Squidward: SpongeBob in jail?


 * Laughing hysterically appears Squidward as running down the street.


 * Mr. Crab:' '(after a pause) As we all know, SpongeBob and his pink friend in prison.'
 * Sandy: So what are we going to do about it?


 * ' Gary meows.


 * Sandy: right Gary. We must think of a plan. We piled up.


 * The platoon conspiracy; transitions Chum Bucket to prison.


 * SpongeBob: You know what the weirdest thing is? During this time, we were looking for something to avoid being bored, and here we are bored again.
 * 'Patrick: Who says we have to be boring? We can have fun here!
 * SpongeBob: How? There is nothing here except us.
 * Patrick: Rock, paper, scissors!


 * Patrick makes "paper" with his hand.


 * Patrick: I win! I win! I win!


 * (Transitions to the Krusty Krab)


 * Sandy: Well, we're all ready?
 * 'Mr. Crab: 'Ready!
 * Gary: Meow.
 * Sandy: Okay. Come on!


 * The band is shown running down the street, on the sidewalk.
 * ' Come down a catwalk.
 * Mr. Krabs starts running down the road.


 * Sandy: Mr. Krabs!
 * Mr. Crab:' '(stop) What?'
 * Sandy:' Jaywalking is illegal. You do not want to end up in jail, too, right?
 * 'Mr. Crab: Time 'is money! I would not waste the money!
 * 'Sandy: (sighs) I just hope we do not get caught!


 * The band all started running down the road and continue running on the sidewalk.


 * Mr. Crab:' '(looking back in sand during execution) See? I told you it was going to get -'


 * Mr. Krabs runs into a police officer.
 * He turns and sees the police met.


 * Police officer: You do not get what?
 * 'Mr. Crab: 'That would not get ... uh ...
 * Sandy: That does not get clams from the pet shop!
 * 'Mr. Crab: 'Yeah! I was not going to get clams from the pet shop.


 * Mr. Krabs and Sandy Both are sweating.


 * 'Police officer: (after a pause) Very good. Then follow.


 * The band begins to run down the sidewalk again.


 * Police officer: Wait!


 * The band stops again.


 * 'Mr. Crab: 'What?
 * Sandy: official, we're a bit rushed.
 * Police officer: Do not worry, this will only take a second ... Jaywalking you were you there?
 * Sandy: (gulps) Uh ... not?
 * Police officer: Oh. Okay. Where are you in a hurry?
 * 'Mr. Crab: 'The bank.
 * Police officer: The bank is well, you know.
 * 'Mr. Crab: 'No, the other ... bank. You know ...
 * Police officer: Oh. Right. The other bank. Okay, all is well here. You're free to go. For ... bank.


 * The band begins to run down the sidewalk again.
 * They make the Chum Bucket.


 * 'Mr. Crab: 'We did it!
 * Sandy: Shh!
 * Mr. Crab:' '(quietly) We did it. Now let SpongeBob and get out.'
 * 'Sandy: (quietly) Okay. We have to sneak here. But, how?
 * 'Mr. Crab: 'Hmm ... maybe the roof?
 * Sandy: Good idea. It would not hurt to try.


 * (Transitions for later, Mr. Krabs and Sandy are shown climbing a rope to the ceiling)


 * 'Mr. Crab: 'Almost there ...


 * Mr. Krabs and Sandy both reach the roof.


 * Voice: ACTIVE ALARM SYSTEM. Focus safety from 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...
 * 'Mr. Crab: 'What?


 * Mr. Krabs and Sandy both get zapped by a laser and construction began.


 * Sandy: That did not work very well.
 * 'Mr. Crab: 'Do you have any better ideas?
 * Gary: Meow.


 * Gary shows that go in the door.


 * Sandy: That could work too.


 * The band all go inside and stay against the wall, awkwardly walking towards the prison room.
 * The band reached the prison room and enter.
 * Looking for a small cell of maintaining SpongeBob and Patrick.
 * They find a small cell and look inside the small window. They see SpongeBob and Patrick.


 * SpongeBob: Hello, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Gary!
 * Patrick: Oh, hello people.
 * SpongeBob: You are here to get us, right?
 * 'Mr. Crab: 'Well, actually ...
 * Sandy: Yes, we are! And we have to hurry! The guards put back to 1 1/2 minutes!


 * Sandy pulls out a pair of scissors. She cuts open the cell.
 * SpongeBob and Patrick run out of the opening to freedom.
 * The whole gang join the small SpongeBob.


 * Patrick: How the hell do you cut open a cell of solid metal?


 * Patrick shrugs and catches up with SpongeBob.


 * Sandy: Now hurry, we only have one minute left until the guards return! We can get to the garbage room in time and get the kids back to normal size.
 * SpongeBob: All right!


 * Sandy have both on hand as the band runs out into the hallway.
 * The band works on the door labeled "KEEP OUT" and find the shrink ray.
 * Sandy is Shrink Ray puts the fun SpongeBob and Patrick sized bottom and makes normal size.


 * SpongeBob: Yes, we're back!
 * Patrick: Aw ... I liked being small.
 * 'SpongeBob: (reaching shrink ray) Well, who says you can not stay small?
 * Sandy: No, do not!


 * The beam reducer reduces the whole gang.


 * SpongeBob: Go.