Bonding With Your Child

Bonding with your Child is the first episode of The Amazing World of Squidward. In this episode, Squilvia forces Squidward to bond with his child.

Characters

 * Squidward
 * Squilvia
 * Squidward Jr.
 * Fish that got his car stolen
 * Lots of fish that got run over

Story
Squilvia:Squidward! We need to talk!

Squidward:Talk? No please! I hate hearing woman talking!

Squilvia:You need to spend more time with Jr.!

Squidward:I'd rather die. Now leave me alone while i watch the tv in the couch!

Squilvia:*lifts the couch up* GO SPEND TIME WITH HIM!!

Squidward:Ok, ok! Bah, spending time with Junior...

Junior:Hi dad, why are you watching me with those sad eyes?

Squidward:Son, we gotta spend time together!

Junior:NOOOOOO!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!

Squidward:Mine's too! It was mom's idea!

Junior:WHAT A BI

Squidward:Hey hey hey hey hey! Hey! Calm down! There are children here!

Junior:Dad, what if we pretended to spend time together, but didn't?

Squidward:How many times do i have to tell you, ducks don't have teeth! Hey, what if we pretended to spend time together, but didn't?

Junior:That's what i sa-

Squidward:HEY HEY HEY! STARTING FROM TOMORROW, YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR 24 DAYS!

Junior:What did i-

Squidward:25!

Squilvia:*enters the room* so, what are you two doing together?

Squidward:We are talking about how america sucks, blah blah blah

Squilvia:Wow, good job! Junior should learn about that! *exits the room*

Junior:Dad, i didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice......*starts hitting him with a baseball bat*

Squidward:OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH WHHYYYYY MR. SON I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD

Junior:*stops*

Squidward:Oh thank go-

Junior:*takes a flamethrower and puts his father's head on fire*

Squidward:AAAAAH!! *jumps out of the window, naked*

Squilvia:*watches the window* aah, what a beautiful day, birds singing, lots of flowers, my naked husband on fire running in the street.....WHAT

Squidward:I WILL NEVER SPEND TIME WITH MY CHILD AGAIN *steals a car and runs over lots of people*

Squilvia:*faints*

Junior:*to the audience* That's all folks!