The Naked Bet (transcript)


 * (we see Sandy putting up a picture of a girl wearing a bikini and grabbing a stool out.)
 * Sandy: There. It's all finished, I can't wait for SpongeBob to come over so I can give him a great lecture about bikinis. (ding-dong) Oh, dear, that must be him now. Oh, I'm so excited! ((opens the door revealing SpongeBob) Howdy, SpongeBob. Come right in.
 * SpongeBob (steps right in) Well, hi, Sandy. I'll guess you were expecting me.
 * Sandy: Yep. Now come on, we got a very important lecture to discuss. (transition, then we see SpongeBob sitting on the stool, abd Sabdy is at the front of the board.) Okay, SpongeBob. Now, bikinis are the most popular swimsuits in the world, right?
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, so?
 * Sandy: So, I know they're popular because they can expose the belly, the feet, and best of all....very sexy. I bet you like me wearing a bikini all the time, do you? (posing in front of him)
 * SpongeBob: So hang on, let me get this straight, you're betting me that I like you wearing a bikini?
 * Sandy: That's coreect.
 * SpongeBob: But if I don'r think I like you're bikini, you would have to continue making inventions.
 * Sandy: True, true.
 * SpongeBob Well, that's terrible. But if I do like you wearing your bikini, I have to spend a whole week naked?
 * Sandy: You got that right. And here's an added bonus, when you do, I will spend my entire week without by suit on, but my bikini and air helmet.
 * SpongeBob: Buy why must I?
 * Sandy: Because Bikini Bottom changed the policy. Look. (SpongeBob reads a diploma)
 * SpongeBob: I hear by delcare that SpongeBob's birthday suit is allowed, anytime, anywhere, and anyolace, except for the Krusty Krab. In short, SpongeBob's nudity is now legal?! Wow! I can't believe it! You got a deal! (Sandy and SpongeBob shake hands, theb we transition to SpongeBob on a struotease set with Sandy, who's carrying a whistle)
 * Sandy: Okay, SpongeBob, here are the rules. But first, a little minor note; you shouldn't cover yourself up at all with anything.
 * SpongeBob: Not anything?
 * Sandy: Nope! Now, HERE are the rules. When I blow my whistle, you will throw your clothes on the ground. Then, my new machine, will send your clothes back to your pineapple house. You got that?
 * SpongeBob: Got it!
 * Sandy: Okay, ready?
 * SpongeBob: (desperate) I'm ready!
 * Sandy: Get set! (SpongeBob puts his hands to his pants, and in slow motion, Sandy takes a deep breath and blows on her whistle, thus, signalling SpongeBob to undress. SpongeBob removes all of his clothes and tosses them high up into the air landing on the grass, and Sandy operates her invetion just by pushing a button, making robotic hands appear carrying SpongeBob's clothes outside of the treedome) And away they go!
 * (the robotic hands place the clothes into SpongeBob's bedroom where Gary is and it exits)
 * Gary: Meow (which meant "What a mess!) (Gary places the clothes back into the closet, hanging on a hanger) Meow. (which meant "That's better") (Gary smiles with his teeth)
 * SpongeBob: (excited) Yes! I'm just as bare naked as aea lion! By the way, are there any seals in Bikini Bottom?
 * Sandy: (looking around) Beats me. (puts on her helmet) Okay, SpongeBob, are you ready for your first assignment?
 * SpongeBob: You bet I am!
 * Sandy: Alright. Well, then, come along. (they go outside, and SpongeBob takes off his water helmet) You're first naked thing you'll do is get a naked tan on top of my treedome.
 * SpongeBob: All the way up there? But it's too high.
 * Sandy: Oh, no problem. I got my elevator shoes to get you up there.
 * SpongeBob: Thank goodness.
 * Sandy: Now, let's put some sunscreen on you so you won't get sunburned. (Sandy puts sunscreen all over SpongeBob's naked body, and Sandy puts on her elevator shoes) Okay, sha'll we go up? (they go to the top of the treedome, where Spongebob lands onto the top, and lies down on his bare bottom on the stainless glass) Thanks, Sandy.
 * Sandy: No problem. Now, let's get to tanning! Ready? Get set! (blows her whistle as SpongeBob lies bareback on the top of the treedome)
 * SpongeBob: Alright, sun. Give it all you got!