User blog:Ponyo Fan/Valentine's Day Short Contest Entry: The Dinner (Bikini Bottom Hearts)

Takes place in the Bikini Bottom Hearts universe, however not related to any of the episodes.

Transcript

 * (Our story opens in SpongeBob's pineapple. SpongeBob and Sandy are sitting together.)
 * Sandy: So, I was thinking...Valentine's Day is coming up.
 * SpongeBob: Yeah.
 * Sandy: What do you wanna do?
 * SpongeBob: I was thinking we could go out to dinner together.
 * Sandy: Where to?
 * SpongeBob: I was thinking Olive Garden. They have a Lovers Special on Valentine's Day.
 * Sandy: Oh, that's nice.
 * (Cut to Patrick and Mindy, who are sitting in Patrick's rock.)
 * Mindy: So, what do you wanna do for Valentine's Day?
 * Patrick: What's a Valentine's Day?
 * Mindy: (rolls her eyes) Patrick, we've been over this a million times. Let's just go to Olive Garden, I heard they have a special.
 * Patrick: Olive Garden? But I don't like olives!
 * Mindy: (facepalms) They don't serve olives, you buffoon!
 * (Cut to Squidward and Squilvia, which while we can't see what's going on, have their legs flying up in the air.)
 * Squidward: I'm c-
 * Squilvia: Hey, Squidward, I was thinking, we should go to Olive Garden for Valentine's Day.
 * Squidward: Okay, okay. Now, let's go faster.
 * Squilvia: I don't think it's going to fit...
 * (Screen zooms out to show Squidward and Squilvia playing Twister.)
 * (Cut to sign with announcer guy reading "VALENTINE'S DAY")
 * (SpongeBob and Sandy are entering Olive Garden when they notice Squidward and Squilvia, as well as Patrick and Mindy are there as well.)
 * Sandy: Oh, hey guys!
 * Patrick: What are all you guys doing here?
 * SpongeBob: Well, y'know, the Lovers Special.
 * Mindy: Yeah, I think that got all of us here.
 * (All of a sudden, SpongeBob pulls out a machine gun and shoots Sandy, Patrick, Mindy, Squidward, and Squilvia. He then takes his clothes off and runs out of the restaurant.)
 * (Cut to Ponyo showing her amazing Valentine's Day Short to Tanner.)
 * Ponyo: So, what do you think?
 * Tanner: It's, um...uh...great.
 * Ponyo: Tanner, don't lie to me. I know it sucks.
 * Tanner: (sigh) It does.
 * Ponyo: You wanna make out?
 * Tanner: Sure.
 * THE END