User blog:BagelBoxd/A preview for a possible spin-off

A preview for "War of Two Cities". Tell me if you like it.

Spongebob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Gary: Meow?

Spongebob: Gary, I had the nightmare again! A TRIPLE KRABBY PATTY WITH NO CHEESE!

Gary: Meow meow meow.

Fish (from outside): HELP! THEY'VE HELD TOM HOSTAGE!

Fred (from outside) : MY LEG!

Spongebob: WHAT THE HECK?

(Spongebob walks outside)

Spongebob: What is going on? Why is the sky red?

Fred: It's Plankton! He has stolen the Krabby Patty formula and framed it on Ukelele Bottom, causing Bikini Bottomites to go mad on them! All this caused a civil eruption over there, causing them to declare war on Bikini Bottom until we surrender to them until Bikini Bottom merges with Ukelele Bottom!

Spongebob: *gasp* PLANKTON!

(A police car pulls up, and cuffs Fred)

Police Officer: You know too much. Arrest until Ukelele Bottom wins this war.

Spongebob: But what if you don't win?

Police Officer: You just threatened the police? Arrest until Ukelele Bottom wins.

(Spongebob is cuffed and walks in but notices the car says "Ukelele County Police")

Spongebob: What? You aren't the police here!

Police Officer: Son, we are now.