User blog:Ponyo Fan/Ponyo's Fanon Sins: The End of My Soul: Season 1

You know the drill. Cinema Sins parody, Seth, blah blah blah.

Fanon Sins: "Strange"
SpongeBob and his soulmate Mr. Krabs

'''Yaoi. Not going to count it as a sin, just going to note it.'''

where having fun and having a great time. they where in the Krusty Krab.

'''Having sex in a public establishment. Also grammar. +2 sins'''

Home of The Krabby Patties.

'''That is not a sentence. +1 sin'''

1:21 PM. SpongeBob was taking a nap.

'''I thought he was having sex! +1 sin'''

and then all of a suddlen. The News came on and something was happening. it said.

'''There is so much wrong with this entire attempt to write sentences. +5 sins'''

Breaking News: This is Patrick Star the news reporter.

'''Who would let Patrick be a news reporter? +1 sin'''

and we got breaking news! right now. these things. are coming to Bikni Bottom.

'''Seth has managed to make Patrick more stupid then the later seasons of SpongeBob; now he can't speak in complete sentence. Also spelling. +5 sins'''

and you must get the hell out of Bikni Bottom!

'''I think we need to learn how to spell 'Bikini Bottom' first. +1 sin'''

before these things will come to get you. i repeat. these things are coming near you and you must get out of the city!

'''How does Patrick magically know where everyone is through the TV? Also capitalization. +3 sins'''

i repeat. wait just a second. i'm hearing screaming. OH MY GOD! Turn Off The Cameras! put it on The Emergency Alert System!

'''Put what on the Emergency Alert System? Seth's English grade? That seems like an emergency to me. Also Seth switches between capitalizing things that don't need to be capitalized and writing in all lower case. +10 sins'''

i'm getting the hell out of here. and take a look at these things.

'''I think you could give this show the worst punishment possible with just capitalization errors. +2 sins.'''

Mr. Krabs woke SpongeBob up.

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob. get up. something is going up in Bkini Bottom.

'''Well, you tried. +1 sin'''

SpongeBob: What is it. Something is going to happened? in Bikni Bottom.

'''I take my last statement back. +3 sins'''

Mr. Krabs: Yes.

'''That does not answer SpongeBob's question. Then again, SpongeBob's question doesn't really make any sense, so... +1 sin'''

SpongeBob and his soulmate Mr. Krabs. got outside and then everybody was screaming. about these things and he dosen't know about. SpongeBob asked.

'''Wow, that almost made sense. +5 sins'''

SpongeBob: Why is everybody screaming?

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob. becuase. . . Everybody's screaming.

'''That is a perfectly logical explanation as to why everyone is screaming. Also 'because' is like a third grade vocabulary word. +2 sins'''

becuase these things are coming to Bikni Bottom. and we need to get the hell out of here.

'''Seth cannot decide which way he wants to misspell 'Bikini Bottom'. Also, please define what these things are. +2 sins'''

and they ran as fast as they can. and they keep running until the thing was everybody screaming about. it was the Monster!

'''Couldn't you have said it was a monster in the first place? Also, capitalization has again caused Seth to fail. +3 sins'''

SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs see the monster. and they need a place to find. Sandy Cheeks said to SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs.

'''Where did Sandy come from? And 'a place to find' doesn't make any form of sense. A place to find what? Hookers? Blackjack? +2 sins'''

Sandy: Hey Guys! come hide in here.

SpongeBob & Mr. Krabs: Okay.

and they hide. and the monster was a enemy.

'''Apart from the usual capitalization errors, I think the average seven-year-old could assume that the monster was an enemy by now. +5 sins'''

TO BE CONTINUED...

"Strange" Punishment

 * NUMBER OF SINS: 55


 * PUNISHMENT: English class.

Fanon Sins: "Next to a Plan"
When we left off on Strange. Sandy told SpongeBob and his soul mate Mr. Krabs hide with the others. and The monster was a enemy.

'''Not even going to talk about the grammar this time unless it's a really bad example, just every time you see a grammar/spelling/capitalization error I automatically count it. Also Seth has not informed us well enough the monster is an enemy, so he must tell us again. +5 sins'''

Episode 2 - Next to a Plan

SpongeBob and his soul mate Mr. Krabs where hiding from the monster. and they got in. and they saw. ..

'''Periods do not need to be spaced. +1 sin'''

Squidward, Patrick Star from the SpongeBob News. and other people like Pearl Krabs, Sheldon J. Plankton and Karen Plankton. So Spongebob was sitting down with Patrick Star and he said.

SpongeBob: Hey Patrick!. well. i guess that you still have the Emergency Alert System on T.V.

'Yeah, he knows about the EAS, because he reported it''. +5 sins'''

Patrick: Yes i do SpongeBob. and then i wonder what happens next after the E.A.S. stops working.

'''Is the EAS magically going to self-destruct? +3 sins'''

and then Mr. Krabs was thinking of something.

'''Oh, please tell me, I'm dying to know. +2 sins'''

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs? are you okay?

Mr. Krabs: Yes SpongeBob. i'm okay. and i was thinking. . . that i will have a office.

SpongeBob: That sounds a great idea!.

'''What does this conversation have to do with anything? Is this like Lisa's mom having breast cancer in The Room? Let me guess, the office will never be brought up again, will it? +6 sins'''

and then. a smoke grenade got into the place. and then SpongeBob was scary

'''Yes, SpongeBob terrifies me too. +4 sins'''

SpongeBob: Who The Hell is there?

The S.W.A.T. Team!

'''Who said that? +4 sins'''

The S.W.A.T. Team: We Are Going to kick this goddamn door. in 21 Seconds!

'''Why 21 exactly? +5 sins'''

20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8,

'''8. 8 is not a good number. +1 sin'''

7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0! okay. you asked for it! we are kicking the freaking door!

'''I'm still not even sure what they did. +4 sins'''

and then they kicked it. and SpongeBob and his soul-mate Mr. Krabs jumped out in the window. and then Squidward was screaming for help!

'''What about everyone else who was in there Are they just willing to die? +4 sins'''

Squidward: God Help Me! SpongeBob help me!

and then. . . Spongebob is going to get Squidward. and then Mr. Krabs helped out too. and then the S.W.A.T. Team got Squidward.

'''How did they not get anyone else that was there?! Did they turn invisible?! +8 sins'''

Squidward: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''Excessive exclamation points hurt my sanity. +1 sin'''

SpongeBob: Let's Save The Last One!

'''What the hell is 'the last one'? +5 sins'''

TO BE CONTINUED...

"Next to a Plan" Punishment

 * NUMBER OF SINS: 58


 * PUNISHMENT: Mr. Krabs does not get his office.

Fanon Sins: "Save The Last One!"
When we left off on Next to a Plan. The S.W.A.T. Team kicked the door and Squidward was screaming for help me. and SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are going to get Squidward back.

'''Squidward was screaming for SpongeBob. Who's this "help me" guy? +3 sins'''

Episode 3 - Save the Last One!

SpongeBob: Let's Save The Last One!

'''You have yet to explain to us what 'the last one' means. +5 sins'''

Squidward was screaming for help. so they ran to the Truck. and they got Squidward in the S.W.A.T. truck.

Squidward: OH MY GOD... help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''The punctation marks are making me go crazy. Or maybe it's the caffeine. Nah, it's the punctuation marks. +4 sins'''

They Saw it. and SpongeBob and his soul-mate Mr. Krabs where shocked. and they saw the monster. the one from Strange and Next to a Plan. They ran... from the monster.

'''Really? Holy crap, I thought they were gonna run from a taco truck! +6 sins'''

6 Hours Later. SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs got to the S.W.A.T Place. and they got in. and they where walking

SpongeBob: What the f*** is going on?

Mr. Krabs: I have no goddamn clue SpongeBob.

'''Seth is ten years old and just discovered what swearing is, which explains exchanges like this. +6 sins'''

SpongeBob: quiet Krabs.

'''Rude. +2 sins'''

i hear screaming.

Mr. Krabs: that sounds like Squidward's screaming in there.

SpongeBob: Let's Go get him.

They Heard Squidward screaming in there.

'''Wow, really? I thought that was Miley Cyrus screaming. +5 sins'''

and so... they ran just like 6 Hours Ago.

'''I'm not sure if Seth meant that they ran for six hours or that they ran six hours ago. All I know is that they ran and six hours has something to do with it. +5 sins.'''

they still ran. until they came to Room 23.

The S.W.A.T. Team: Well, Well, Well. Squidward... You have been captured by us. and now... we got the guts... and we are bitchin to defeat this f***ing monster. and my Soul will rise until after the Portal will be bye, bye!

'''Can someone please explain to me what the S.W.A.T. team has against Squidward? +10 sins'''

Squidward: STOP IT! I get your f***ing crap. and now... can i....

The S.W.A.T. Team: Shut the f*** up.

'''The S.W.A.T. team are a bunch of potty mouths. +3 sins'''

SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs heard that. so they open the door.

'''"STOP! PROFANITY POLICE!" +2 sins'''

SpongeBob: Freeze!

The S.W.A.T. Team: Holy Shit! it's SpongeBob and his soul mate Mr. Krabs. quick ra...

'''Can someone please explain what about SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs petrifies everyone within a five-mile range? +4 sins'''

SpongeBob killed the S.W.A.T. Team. they got Squidward and they ran for they lifes. 2 hours later. the emergency siren goes off.

'''How did SpongeBob kill the S.W.A.T. team? He didn't bring any weapons. Also, I'm not even going to mention how 'run for they lifes' sounds like something Honey Boo Boo would say...oh, wait, I just did. +5 sins'''

Emergency Siren: All Teams. someone might got Squidward out. i repeat. someone might got Squidward out. all stations report about this.

'''...what the [bleep]? You know your generation is doomed when your emergency sirens talk at a first-grade level. +6 sins'''

they ran. until the run to the door. They Got Out and they saw the monster.

SpongeBob: f***. it's the monster! run

Mr. Krabs: We Can't SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: bullshit.

Squidward: Guys! the monster

'''I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed... +3 sins'''

they both stand there... until something happens to Squidward.

Squidward: Magic dust... oh f***........ (drops on the ground)

'''That explains nothing as to what just happened to Squidward. +5 sins'''

'To Be Continued... for Extract: Part 1'

"Save The Last One!" Punishment

 * NUMBER OF SINS: 74

PUNISHMENT: Mysterious magic dust

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