Failure (SBTTM)

Failure is the first episode of SpongeBob: To the Max.

Characters

 * SpongeBob
 * Mrs. Puff
 * Patrick
 * Random Man
 * Gary
 * Sandy

Synopsis
SpongeBob has failed his boating test for the 9001st time, and Mrs. Puff won't give him another chance.

Plot
SpongeBob is driving a boat while taking the boating test. Mrs. Puff is sitting next to him, observing. SpongeBob then runs straight into the screen. We see cracks, and it cuts to them in the boat stuck in a man's TV.

Man: Ahh! Cartoon characters!

The man runs away, screaming.

SB: What was all that about?

Mrs. Puff: Just another dumb fourth wall joke. Nothing special.

SB: Oh.

Mrs. Puff: Also, you failed. You know what? I'm done with you, you yellow freak. This is the nine thousandth time-

SB: Actually, the 9001st-

Mrs. Puff: Yeah, yeah, we get it. It's over nine thousand, but that's not the point. The point is, no more chances. You're never getting that license.

SB: How come you didn't give up after the tenth season?

Mrs. Puff: Let's go.

It now cuts to Mrs. Puff gesturing at SB to leave the school. He obeys and leaves. He repeats over and over again, "I'm ready, depression."

It cuts to SB at his pineapple, sitting in front of the TV.

SB: I don't get it, Gary. How come no matter how hard I try, I just can't pass that test?

Gary: Meow.

SB: Maybe you're right, Gary. Maybe I'm not focusing hard enough.

It cuts to SB at Patrick's rock.

Patrick: Focusing, huh? Try focusing on my ice cream I'm holding for no reason other than to move the plot along.

SB stares at the ice cream for a few seconds before hyperventilating.

Patrick: Do you need to be restarted?

SB: I'm not a computer, Patrick. I'm a "yellow freak".

Patrick: Don't listen to Mrs. Puff. She's a big fat meanie.

SB: You're right. I'm going to see Sandy.

Patrick: Okay.

SB leaves.

Patrick: What do I do with this plot device, though?

He eats the ice cream.

TBA