User blog:KrazyKrisKrumbs/In Soviet Russia, Songs Censor You: Cartoon Songs Censored by the STR - Stupid Television Retar--

-ds.

Tonight it's "Ripped Pants".

When I *beep*ed my pants

I *beep*ed I has every*beep* on my *beep*

Til I *beep* and *beep* it

All sky high

And now, she won't even *beep* a *beep*ing *beep*

All just because I *beep*ed my pants.

When Big *beep*y *beep* round just to *beep* him down

SpongeBob *beep*ed *mute* a clown

And no *beep* ever *beep*s to *beep*

With a f*beep* who *beep* and *beep*ed his pants

I know I shouldn't *beep* around, I shouldn't *beep*

But the *beep* *beep*s so much *beep*se

'WAIT. THERE'S NO CURSE WORD THAT ENDS WITH "-SE."'

YES THERE IS!

WHAT IS IT THEN?

CURSE.

WELL PLAYED!

Cause *beep*in' up with *beep-beep* is a lot less f*beep*

Than a b*bleep* from the s*bleep*

Or s*bleep* in your b*bleep*

Now I *beep*ed a lesson I won't s*bleep* f*bleep-beep*

So *beep-beep* and you won't *beep-beep*

''Be *added "a". yes, adding is a type of censorship* t*beep* to your*beep*, don't *beep* your chance''

And you won't *beep* up like the...

F*BEEP*.

WHO.

*BEEP*ED.

HIS.

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS!