User blog:SimonAnderson23/Let's Read: Two By Four

You thought Shadow was the first episode? You were wrong. This was. Shadow just got edited in to be before it and it stayed all these years. Anyway, let's start reading! ​Really? I thought SpongeBob already knew numbers. ​(facepalm) Can't believe I didn't notice that last time. ​Wait, this isn't about counting numbers! What happened here? Did the creator change their mind halfway through working on it? I don't know who TheEd is, but I hope he's a good writer!
 * SpongeBob Learns to count numbers at the Krusty Krab.
 * Chornology
 * SpongeBob and Patrick meet another sponge and starfish named Bob and Tap. Soon SpongeBob and Patrick feel like they've been replaced by them and soon every one looks for them, except Squidward who tries to convince every one in Bikini Bottom  to keep Bob and Tap as their replacements.
 * Two by Four TranscriptCreator: TheEd

Yeah. Not the best way to start off a transcript. ​Two problems: One, the grammar of course. Two, I expected a transcript! Not a summary! I WANT MEH MONEY BACK! TheEd, I hope you get better soon.
 * -notice-
 * this is gonna be very speedy and with bad grammar but i just wnt to start this so:
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 * spogebob is at work and he gets an order from another sponge named bob and he looks almost excatly like spongebob so he is worried that some one will think that  hhe is him

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Wait, the creator's not even TheEd? I WANT MEH MONEY BACK AGAIN! Grrrr, my money is always stolen! Stop lying to us, Fupo!

BUT WAIT! That's not all! Let's see the main page again! Kidz.... TV? STAHP MAKING UP CHANNELS
 * August 17, 2009(KidzTV)

PLZ Wait... THREE PEOPLE WROTE THIS? IF SO, UNEXCUSABLE FOR THE LOWNESS IN QUALITY! Yeah, best fan-fiction episode? Right, NOT.
 * Written by Casey Alexander
 * Zeus Cervas
 * Logan Dormnce
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 * This episode, so far, is complimented as one of the best fan-fiction episode so far, and the new writer Logan Dormnce is praised for his comedy used in this episode.

Anyways, next time on Let's Read we read Wants to Cry! Let's hope Chornology doesn't exist by then.