Squid's project

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(Episode starts to Sb and PatricK outside playing with dolls)

Spongebob: isnt this fun?!

Patrick: yep! Now only if i could find my sex doll…

Spongebob: what?!

Patrick: nothing!

(cuts to Squidward poking his head out the window)

Squidward: will you two keep it down?!

Spongebob: we were hardly making noise at all...

Patrick: I might have farted a couple of times.

Squidward: ew!

Spongebob: he ate clam bell earlier.

Squidward: keep it down! Im doin something important!

Spongebob: we're just playing with dolls!

Patrick: yeah, kiddie dolls!

Squidward: (facepalms) you two are grown adults, why on earth would you play with dolls?

(Slowly zooms in on Patrick’s face)

Patrick: so we can escape the crudeness of reality, all the bombings, attacks and nukings that are currently happening under our noses. Everyday millions die from these and so we must escape. God bless America.

Squidward: what's an America?

Spongebob: i dunno.

Squidward: look, keep it down! I need to get back to working on the thing! (Goes inside)

Patrick: OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE….

(Spongebob runs away)

(Cuts to squidward sitting back on his chair with a desk that has popcorn and a laptop on it).

Squidward: what's up drama alert nation, sorry for the interruption but before we get i Roooooight into the news i need to address something. (Clears throat) I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY IM STILL GETTING HATE.

(End and yes it ends with a keem joke)