Patrick-Ball

 

 Patrick-Ball is the second episode of the series, "Patrick's Funtastic Life". The episode was released on January 24, 2015 and was written by SuperFanon'D!.

Characters

 * Patrick
 * SpongeBob
 * Sandy
 * Roberto
 * Coach Tetra
 * Miscellaneous basketball players and background fish

Plot
Patrick is swapped with a basketball player and has to play as him in order for his team to break a record. He turns out to be so bad at playing, however, that SpongeBob and Sandy must get the real player back in the game before things get even worse.

Synopsis
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Transcript
Sandy: No, you idiot! [Sandy karate chops Patrick, causing him to tumble into the stadium and hit Roberto Minnowson, the person his fan costume was made after, who then stumbles across the stadium and out the door]  Coach: Uh… oh, game’s starting soon! Go on! Sandy: Oh no. That’s Patrick. [Sandy and SpongeBob simultaneously facepalm] '' Random Player: Ugh, Coach Tetra isn’t going to be so happy if you keep this up! '' [a card appears saying “The Basketball Montage” on screen and then disappears, “Left Bank Two” by The Noveltones begins playing as Patrick plays basketball, he attempts to make a basket but misses and hits his teammates in the face, someone steals his ball and slam dunks, the scene cuts to Patrick dancing with a cane side to side, but someone smacks him with the basketball which rebounds off him and lands in the basket, Sandy facepalms, the montage ends] '' [SpongeBob and Sandy run off the bleachers and outdoors, where they find Roberto immediately] '' Roberto: You guys have to help me! [SpongeBob and Sandy lift him up together, and carry him into the stadium with struggle]  [everyone turns to look at Sandy] '' Everyone: Yeah… Everyone: WHAT!? Sandy: THIS is Roberto! [Sandy yanks Roberto up]'' Roberto: And that’s just some random pink-coloured idiot! [Everyone looks at Patrick]'' Patrick: So, who’s Roberto again? [Everyone chases after Patrick, he begins to run away but bumps into Sandy]  [Patrick lands directly on the man] '' SpongeBob: Is that seriously the only thing you’re going to enjoy about New Zealand? Patrick: It looks like she’s still on that spree, because- [a giant clump of fish land on them]  [the episode ends]
 * [the episode begins with Patrick and SpongeBob, sitting in the bleachers of a basketball stadium along with other people, everyone is wearing fan outfits, people in basketball uniforms come into the stadium, making it obvious now that it is a basketball game]
 * Patrick: This basketball game is gonna be good!
 * SpongeBob: You betcha!
 * Sandy: Yeah, I can’t wait to see the game! If our team wins one more game they’ll break the record for longest streak of winning basketball matches!
 * Patrick: Basketball matches? So, they specifically designed matches to burn basketballs? Technology is so advanced these days!
 * Coach: Okay, Roberto, you ready for the… er, Roberto… you’re looking a little… pink.
 * Patrick: Who’s Roberto?
 * Coach: You! Now you better not screw up again, we had some close calls the last few games! We’re all depending on you!
 * Patrick: Last few games? I wasn’t at the last few games, I just watched those ones on TV.
 * Entire team: Go… ANCHOVIES!
 * SpongeBob: Is that Patrick?
 * Random Player: I’M OPEN! I’M OPEN! ROBERTO, THROW THE BALL!
 * Patrick: Nah, to me you look closed. Let me fix that.
 * [Patrick tries to open the player like a door] 
 * Patrick: I can clearly see your hinges need to be oiled.
 * ''[A random player from the other team steals the ball Patrick was dribbling and makes a slam dunk]
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, this is not going to end well.
 * French Narrator: It is now time for the Basketball Montage.
 * Patrick: So, how are we doing?
 * Coach Tetra: How are we doing?! Thanks to you the score is 100-0, and it’s only halfway through the game!
 * Patrick: Wow, we’re doing great!
 * Coach Tetra: Roberto, we’re the team with 0 points. The Catfishes are winning, and if you don’t start playing the game like you always do, we can’t break the record!
 * SpongeBob: Oh dang. Wait, I have an idea! Sandy, we have to find the real Roberto and get him back in the game!
 * Sandy: Yeah, but we had better hurry!
 * Roberto: Guys, some pink idiot knocked me out of the stage and I got hurt very badly on my knee!
 * Sandy: If you think that’s bad, guess what that pink idiot is doing now…
 * SpongeBob: Sandy! Don’t tell him!
 * Sandy: ATTENTION!
 * Sandy: Okay, so let me guess, everyone is wondering why Roberto is doing so bad.
 * Sandy: And why he’s pink.
 * Everyone: Yeah…
 * SpongeBob: Well, in a nutshell. That’s because he’s not Roberto.
 * Random fish in bleachers: GET HIM!
 * Sandy: You're not going anywhere! Except for New Zealand!
 * [Sandy karate-chops him up to the sky, the scene cuts to a random area in the ocean near New Zealand] 
 * Fish Woman: Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
 * Fish Man: Nah, to me it looks more like a pink pointy thingy that’s about to-
 * Fish Woman: He’s probably going to be hospitalized for a while.
 * Fish Man: Ya think?
 * Patrick: Cool! I’m in New Zealand! They call popsicles ice lollies here.
 * Roberto: There’s plenty more to see here.
 * Patrick: Wait, uh, how did you get here?
 * SpongeBob: Sandy’s on another one of those “karate-chop-people-to-New-Zealand” sprees again.
 * [Patrick sees a large shadow over them]
 * Roberto: Augh! My knee!

Trivia/Goofs

 * When Patrick lands on the fish in New Zealand, the woman becomes invisible for less than a split second.
 * An alternate version of the episode had been made that was entirely different, and even included Squidward in it. It was changed to this version because the other version was not very humorous.