User blog:Squidnerd/TTT MOVIE SNEAK PEEK

An old man walked into a grassroots-democratic hippie bar. “Alcohol is the key to—oh sorry I forgot about the PG rating,” the bartender said out of nowhere. Finally, the patrons paid attention to the old man and everyone froze. The bartender grabbed a piece of paper the old man was holding. “I can’t believe my eyes,” the bartender said. “What is it?” one of the patrons asked. “Why...it’s 30 tickets to...The Terrible Travis Movie!” the bartender shrieked. Suddenly, everyone rushed out of the bar to the movie theatre.

The patrons broke the movie door and slammed the ticket slip into a cashier’s face at the box office. They roared onto the concessions booth and found the movie on IMAX at Screen 69. Since no one else was present, the patrons selfishly occupied the 300-seat screen. After 20 minutes of Clorox Bleach commercials, the movie began. “OH YEAH MR. KRABS!” one patron yelled. The camera zooms in and focuses on the cinema screen.

“Ahhh, the sea! And that weirdo Bikini Bottom too! Why is it even called Bikini Bottom? Who would name a town of what a girl wears on the beach? The creators of SpongeBob! Haha!” the French Narrator said when SpongeBob slapped him out of nowhere. “French people, you know what I mean?” SpongeBob teased. “Hey, the French saved your country during the revolutionary war!” the French Narrator retorted. “We saved you twice—WW1 and WW2!” SpongeBob replied in a nasty tone. “I hate this filler. Let’s go to the movie!” the French Narrator said. Bubbles cover the screen for a few seconds, with SpongeBob’s house seen after the bubbles popped.

A naked Patrick knocked on SpongeBob’s door. As SpongeBob opened the door, Patrick ran to the table and plugged an object into a charger. “Check out my new phone!” Patrick grinned. “How did you get it? And why are you naked?” SpongeBob asked. Cut to the Krusty Krab, where an unconscious fish is seen next to Patrick’s pants. “Well...um, what does it have?” SpongeBob asked. “4G LTE and Internet Access!” Patrick replied. “Internet? I thought that was a myth? What do you do with it?” SpongeBob asked. “Well, I search up something on this website called ‘Google’ and we see search results. If you click the blue words at the top, it will show you to another page!” Patrick replied. “Woah, and I never thought I’ll get a helpful answer from you! THANK NEPTUNE FOR THE INTERNET!” SpongeBob screamed.