Spongerotica

Spongerotica

SpongeBob starts writing erotic books which become a hit in Bikini Bottom.

Season: 4 Episode: 24

Total Episode Count: 74

'''Prod. no.''': 4ACX27

Featuring: SpongeBob, Carter Cheeks

Also Appearing: Sandy, Pearl, Patrick, Plankton, Squidward, Fred Rechid, Tom Smith, John Fishly, Barbara Cheeks, Ted Turner, Kool-Aid Man, Jude Law, Renee Zellweger, Rancor, Julia Roberts, Carol Burnett, Scott Greenberg, Betty White, Harry Potter

Plot: SpongeBob buys an erotic book at Po*noslavia which he reads but finds disappointing. He writes a letter to the publisher, suggesting how he would have written the differently. Impressed by his letter, his friends suggest he write his own erotic book; this sells well from its beginning stages as a xeroxed, stapled manuscript to tis later incarnation as professionally produced audiobook read by Betty White, and published by Carter Cheeks.

A distracted driver listens to the audiobook and crashes into the Kool-Aid Man's house while trying to take his shirt off. He sues Carter because the audiobook states that Carter was the publisher, whose entire assets are promptly seized. Spongerotica is also pulled from shelves of all book stores. An enraged Carter, feeling ruined, goes to Bikini Bottom to kill SpongeBob with a rifle, but Sandy convinces him not to, he lives with the gang for a while his wife divorces him and later marries Ted Turner.

Meanwhile, Plankton practices to be a gymnast in the Olympics. He practices pole vaulting with the unconscious Patrick as a cushion. His training climaxes with an in-the-house vault that winds up getting him large shards of glass in his head.

SpongeBob tries to teach Carter how to be a regular person. SpongeBob's attempts fails and Carter tells SpongeBob what's wrong with his life. After SpongeBob realizes his life sucks, he anc Carter try to find ways to make money. SpongeBob and Carter try several different ways of making money, including stealing Sandy's wallet, selling Pearl pot, making a teen drama TV show a la Dawson's Creek and robbing a train, but each attempt fails. At the end Barbara comes to Bikini Bottom to retrieve Carter, telling him that she divorced Turner and took half of his assets as part of the spousal support agreement. Despite the fact that he helped Carter turn his life and views of normal people around, SpongeBob gets nothing. When Sandy tells SpongeBob she turned down $10 million from Carter a few years ago, SpongeBob vividly fantasizes about killing her.

Trivia

 * A Montage of SpongeBob's books are shown.
 * Angela's A*ses
 * Catcher in the Eye (DVD exclusive)
 * Shaved New World
 * Harry Potter and the Half-Black Chick
 * What I Would Do Sexually to Hillary Clinton
 * Audio-book: This One Italian Chick, Or Maybe Some Kind Of Spanish

Rating
TV-14: DLSV

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