Kings, Queens, and Everything In-Between

Kings, Queens, and Everything In-Between is the second episode of Chivalry. In this episode, Patrick enters a jousting tournament for money to buy food.

Transcript
(After being kicked out of the castle, it is now mid-afternoon. Patrick sees the cobblers with loaves of bread, and being his normal self, decides to ingest as many as possible.)

Cobbler: Thief, stop eating my food!

Patrick: I can't hear you over the sound of the food entering my mouth.

Spongebob: Patrick, stop before someone calls the police!

Cobbler: Are you with him? What is the *sic* poe-lice anyways?

Squidward: Let him get caught, Spongeboob. The damn kid couldn't pay it off anyways.

Cobbler: Guards!

Guards: Yes?

Cobbler: Seize this man, he has eaten 8 loaves of my bread worth 26 gold apiece.

Guards: Is this true, fat man?

Patrick: Nobody calls me fat!

(Patrick knocks out a guard with his bare hands, but becomes restrained by more.)

TO BE CONTINUED