Chivalry (Pilot)

This is for the first episode of Chivalry, and it is the pilot.

Transcript
Enter Narration

(Ah, a beautiful day in Bikini Bottom. All is well, except for the fact that Squidward is being annoyed again.)

(Squidward opens his door to a frolicking Spongebob and Patrick playing with an odd looking button.)

Spongebob: Patrick, you dare me to touch it?

Patrick: The button?

Squidward: What else you dumb-founded buffoon! I'll press it to show you it does noth-!

TITLE CARD: 30 Generations Earlier...

Lord Moneybags Krabs: Do you know who stole me money?

Peasant: I don't know...

Lord Moneybags Krabs: That gold could sell for 42 pieces! Off with his head!

(Squidward, Spongebob, and Patrick teleport into the castle as this is happening)

Lord Moneybags Krabs: What the! Are you to dare to defy me orders by interrupting my execution, you scum! Sit down and watch my power!

Squidward: Mr. Krabs?

Lord Moneybags Krabs: You mean Lord Krabs the second, I presume? Or you could join him!

(The lord points to his soon to be executed subject.)

Lord Moneybags Krabs: So...

Squidward: Is this some kind of joke? Oh yeah, and you forgot to pay me last week.

Spongebob: Squidward, I think the button did something...

Lord Moneybags Krabs: Anyways, this bastard will burn in hell for stealing me money!

(The execution isn't seen, but it is inferred it has occured.)

Squidward: I think I should go now... Where's the button!

Guard: You mean this? It is part of the King's possessions now!

(The king orders the guard to throw it in his money stash, and he complies.)

Patrick: Isn't that our only way out?