User blog:Percyblu/The REAL Fascist

Greetings! As you may or may not know, my dearest friend Mr. Travis Pineapple has recently relaunched his "Nuremberg" proposal. I've had a really great Friday, so I wanted to make peace with Mr. Pineapple and give him a Neutral on it. I mean, he stepped down one spot to basic administrator and then admitted that his penis doesn't exist. What could possibly go wrong? As I proceded to type in my vote...'''I SAW A BLOCKED MESSAGE! I WAS SENTENCED TO THREE MONTHS FOR A CRIME THAT I DID NOT COMMIT! '''This could only be the work of the man himself.

Mr. Pineapple must've thought he was real slick thinking that I'm just a pathetic weirdo who has no influence here. BUT THE PLAN BACKFIRED! Before being unblocked by that sexy smooth gangsta PhillyDanTheG, I pondered over the circumstances of why I was blocked. Now, I have deduced that we have an insane fascist running for administrator, as well as a rising fascist epidemic on this wiki. But it isn't me.

It's Mr. Pineapple!

''Now Mr. Percyblu, he says he's not just a non-fascist...he says he's an anti-fascist! He wants to punch fascists! He wants to get rid of the tide! Are you crazy?!''

No. I have three points to support my claim.


 * 1) Political Repression: On the dark night of May 12, 2018, Mr. Pineapple's associate Mr. Bot has attempted to thwart my administrator career by initiating a three-month block against me on false charges. I served fifteen hours of the block before being unblocked by my dear friend PhillyDanTheG. I was confused: what happened? Mr. Pineapple bribed Mr. Bot into doing this horrid act. He was afraid that if my team of intelligent sapiens expose him, he'll be done for!
 * 2) Going Around The System For Power: On January 17, 2018, Mr. Pineapple was on the verge of being demoted...for the second time. Afraid that the hammer of the people's will would come crashing down on his house of terror, he suspiciously promoted one of his sock accounts to bureaucrat to keep his rights, and the account had the right for almost a hundred hours before being demoted by staff. This shows that he has a blatant disregard for what the community thinks.
 * 3) Unfair Trials: Unlike the previous two points, which had incidents that were carried out quietly, Mr. Pineapple has repeatedly confirmed that the so-called "New Nuremberg Trials" shall occur with pride. These trials are to be judged by himself, and will block me, Calaz, PhillyDan, and pretty much anyone who has took a stand against his totalitarian nonsense.

Doesn't sound very anti-fascist, if you ask me.