SpongeBob vs Luigi

one day, spongebob was having a conversation about luigi. at the krusty krab.

spongebob: luigi is an overrated pile of vomit!

patrick: i agree! besides, mario came first! AND luigi is a coward for crying out loud!

squidward: whats worse is his fanbase! they mostly consist of people that say the same stuff "am i du only 1 dat leeks weegee moar then mayro?/??/".

spongebob: so true

mr krabs: thanks to that sludge ball code named "luigi" 90 percent of the mario fanbase has been converted to those hell hounds known as the luigi fanbase.

patrick: dont even get me STARTED on game theory aka-youtube hitler.

squidward: his theory is full of luigi bias, only luigi fanboys believe that garbage!

mr.krabs: following his logic, luigi must be mental too, considering that he does the same stuff as mario.

then a 5 year old kid came.

kid: no! you poopy head! luigi is number 1! he can jump higher he can... um.. uh...........

everyone except kid: (laughs uncontrollably)

kid: waaaaa! im gonna tell my mommy on you! wwwwwwwaaaaaaaa! (runs off)

then, the kid came back with friends, they brought a robot that looked like luigi. they started chanting

"oh luigi, our green jeebus, destroy these people with the different opinions!"

then the robot came to life, without a plug.

luigi: who dares not like me for once?

kid: those meanies!

luigi: activating kill mode

(scans the kid )

luigi:''' different opinion detected: hates waluigi status: shaken. difficulty: casual.'''

kid: whaa?

luigi: exterminate

 kid: mommy! help

(blasts kid)

kid's friends: AAAAAAAHH!!!!!! (runs)

( scans spongebob, patrick, squidward and mr.krabs)

luigi: '''different opinion detected: hates luigi. status: afraid, angry. difficulty: medium.'''

spongebob: stand back! (pulls out shotgun) bang! bang!

luigi: '''damage detected: minimal. Armour: 93%'''

(luigi violently throws spongebob into the cash register)

patrick: oh no you dont! (patrick chews oup one of his legs turning it into a tattered mess)

luigi: ''' left leg status: destroyed, activate limp gear. Armour: 65%'''

(luigi shoots patrick in the stomach from his arm blaster)

patrick: OWWWWW!!!!!

squidward: maybe my music will help! (starts playing awful music)

(the ears of luigi explode)

luigi: '''speaker status: destroyed, hearing disabled. Armour: 64%'''

(luigi snaps squidward's clarinet in half and throws him into patrick).

mr.krabs: heave!

(mr.krabs punches luigi in the chest repeatedly, exposing the core.)

luigi:''' WARNING! ! ! CODE RED: CORE EXPOSED. ARMOUR 0% !'''

(luigi grabs mr.krabs bye the eyes, trying to prevent him from defeating him)

spongebob: i will save you mr.krabs! (spongebob firmly graspes the core and yanks. he rips the core out easily.)

luigi: WarNnning: core rererere moved shuut ing dooooooownnnn.

(luigi then falls to the ground with a large thud)

spongebob: we did it!

(mr.krabs throws a bucket of water on luigi so he couldn't be re-activated. luigi explodes from the water exosure. mr.krabs then burys the broken head so no one will find it)

spongebob: im tired, lets go home

everyone: agreed.

(12: o clock, midnight)

plankton: hey karen! look what i found buried next to the krusty krab!

karen: it looks like a destroyed head of a luigi-like animitronic

plankton: i could use this head to TAKE OVER THE WORLD! (insane laughter)

the end?