Blackened Fish

Transcript
(Scene cuts to Fred and Sadie waking up) Baby Rechid starts crying.

Sadie: "Fred could you go check on the baby?" Fred walks into the bathroom.

Sadie (sighs): "I'll take care of it." Sadie walks down the hall and into the baby's room.

(Scene cuts to Fred sitting on the toilet)

Fred: "AAAHHH. Thank Neptune that one finally came out. Well I better get down stairs and eat.

Sadie (from downstair): "Fred! What did you do with the toaster?! It's not here!" Fred notices a newspaper lying next to him.

Fred: "Or I could stay in here for a little longer." Fred picks up the newspaper and starts reading.

French Narrator: "Thirty minutes later." Sadie starts pounding on the bathroom door.

Sadie: "Fred! What's taking so long? You've been in there for thirty minutes!" Fred sighs and flushes the toilet. Fred gets up to grab some toilet paper but his legs are asleep.

Fred: "Oh no! My legs are asleep!" Fred falls and hits his head on the toilet paper roll before landing on the floor. Fred gets up and opens the door.

Sadie: "Holy fishpaste! You have a black eye Fred! Here let me bandage that up for you." Sadie grabs a bunch of bandages and starts putting them on Fred's eye.

Sadie: "There, now it's all better! How'd you get that black eye anyway?"

Fred: "My legs fell asleep while I was on the toilet so when I got up I fell and hit my eye on the toilet paper roll." Sadie starts laughing uncontrollably.

Sadie: "Your legs fell asleep from being on the toilet for so long? I'm sorry Fred, I can't stop laughing!" Sadie falls onto the floor from laughing so hard. Fred walks out of the room.

Fred: "I can't tell anyone else about this."