SpongeBob's Diary: Entry One

Entry One is the pilot episode of SpongeBob's Diary. In it SpongeBob paint a fishes house.

Transcript
[shows diary]

Narrator SpongeBob: Welcome to my diary! Look at my wonderful entrys! I better read it quick, before Squidward comes. Anyway lets begin our tale. Dear Diary, I was walking down the street with a can of paint ready to start a business.

[scene: street]

SpongeBob: What a wonderful day! I'm ready to make some money!

Narrator SpongeBob: Suddenly I saw Patrick.

Patrick: Hi SpongeBob. Whatcha doing?

SpongeBob: I'm going to paint some houses, I need some money.

Patrick: I wanna paint too!

SpongeBob: Ok, first you need a brush.

[Patrick pulls out some nose hairs and puts them on a stick]

Patrick: There, one paint brush.

SpongeBob: Patrick, thats just some nose hairs put on a stick.

Patrick: So? You can still paint with it.

SpongeBob: Ok, well heres a house. It's dirty we should paint it.

Patrick: Ok.

[Patrick dibs his stick in some paint and spreads it on the house]

SpongeBob: Shouldn't we ask before panting this house?

Patrick: Nope.

Narrator SpongeBob: So we started painting. There was only one problem. We used up all the paint.