User blog:MrScience12/Sci's Way: SpongeBob FlashbackPants

Recently, an episode made about two years ago caught my eye. Why? In a nutshell, a group of users claimed the episode was among those of lesser quality. This is not the factor that bothers me, for all users are entitled to their own opinions (plus, I felt the same way). However, it bothered me that it could be improved upon, yet was left by the creator to collect negative criticism due to its premature publication. So, without infringing upon the rules of the wiki, I have decide to "spin-off" the episode and create my own version to attempt to increase the quality...indirectly.

So, without more bickering or ado, I present Sci's version of SpongeBob FlashbackPants!

Transcript

 * (the episode begins with a medium shot of Squidward, gardening in his backyard)


 * Squidward: (inspecting) Mmm hmm. Mmm hmm. Ah! There it is. (kneels toward flower patch) My roses, the poor things. Life has nearly left them. Don't worry. (reaching behind himself) In a second, you will be poised and full of delight...just like me. (turns back around) What?!


 * (SpongeBob is seen, inhaling the scent of the roses; he inhales them until the roses are uprooted)


 * Squidward: Well, there goes that. (stands up) SpongeBob, look what you've done! My roses! Those took me a week to plant.


 * SpongeBob: (sighs in relief) I'm sorry, Squidward, but the scent of those roses brought me back.


 * Squidward: Back home, I hope.


 * SpongeBob: (laughs) No, back to my days. My days as a young little sponge. Let me tell you all about it.


 * Squidward: No! No! (attempts to run away)


 * (SpongeBob grabs Squidward with his right arm, and pulls him in)


 * SpongeBob: It was a number of years ago...


 * (flashback begins; the scene begins with a shot of Bikini Bottom Elementary School, where SpongeBob can be seen dressed in a uniform; he is seen playing in the sandbox in the playground)


 * SpongeBob: (narrating) I was a young, vibrant sponge, and always loved playing in a nice, square sandbox. I would build the craziest things.


 * (a young Patrick tears down the sand structure of SpongeBob's, and laughs; young SpongeBob can be seen, disappointed at the outcome)


 * SpongeBob: (narrating) And Patrick would always tear them right down. Quite the duo we made, huh?


 * (flashback ends)


 * Squidward: (to self) Dynamic dumb-o, even back then. (aloud) Well, now that you're trespassing on my lawn, why not you help me garden?


 * SpongeBob: I don't think that's a good idea, Squidward. I have another memory that...


 * Squidward: Just water the sugar cane! (hands a watering pot to SpongeBob) And while you do that, I'll be over here...


 * (explosion heard offscreen)


 * SpongeBob: (covered in explosion ash; the flowering pot is destroyed with the sugar cane) Well, at least I created a new memory.


 * Squidward: Why I oughta...!


 * (Squidward chases SpongeBob out of the backyard)


 * (episode ends)

---It's "Sci's Way" or the highway!