User blog:Cosmobo/Honest Trailers: SpongeBob Out of Water

[Honest Trailers Voice] From the company that brought you Hey Arnold, The Angry Beavers, Rocko's Modern Life, CatDog, Doug, The Fairly Odd Parents, Danny Phantom, The Ren and Stimpy show, Rugrats and SpongeBob SquarePants and nothing good after that...Literally...

[Coughs] Comes a adventure film of a lifetime...Well, we've been waiting a lifetime more like...Ha...Ok, I'll carry on.

Nick's Biggest Mascot returns to the big screen for 94 minutes this time... Wow, 7 Minutes longer than the original! You deserve a pat on the back!

Travel through worlds like....SpongeBob Mad Max, Candy Land, A Beach, A Pirate Ship and the island from the opening theme...Bikini Atoll...WAIT, THAT PLACE ACTUALLY HAD A NAME?

SpongeBob and Plankton must team up to stop Bikini Bottom from Turning into Dust by using a time machine! Wow, time travel...Can this film please make up it's mind of which type of genre it wants to be? PLEASE?

Meet new characters like...Puss In Boots The Pirate, Flipper The Talking Dolphin, Some Seagulls and...Um...Pat Back...GROSS!

So prepare to watch about 12 minutes of them above land solving puzzles like...Riding a bike...Hey look...Cartoon Characters riding a bike! HEY, THAT'S BRILLIANT!

When you thought SpongeBob couldn't get weird enough after the episode Face Freeze prepare to have you're face frozen...This film has human sacrifice in...I mean, this is a kids film...Right?

Prepare to laugh at SpongeBob and Patrick on drugs...The My Leg joke returning...SpongeBob Mixing Trash and Recycling together?....Um, yeah...This is funny!

This time Sandy, Mr. Krabs and Squidward are along for the adventure even though SpongeBob and Patrick still do half of the work...

Meet heroes like...The Avengers...WAIT, WHAT?!

So, let's get to the plot...After a pirate named Burger Beard...*FUNNY NAME* Steals a magic book *Original* Any evil plan he writes comes true! Wait, why does this guy wish for a frickin burger that's spent it's time underwater? You could wish for world domination here!...

As I said, SpongeBob and Plankton team up and time travel and blah blah blah and then human sacrifice...Um, yeah....Not much to talk about here...

Um, the avengers...Land...Pirate...You get the plot!

STARRING:

Nick's Only Hope [SpongeBob SquarePants]

Dumb and Dumber [Patrick Star]

Angry Jellybean [Plankton]

The guy you always hated as a child but grew up to be [Squidward Tentacles]

Old Man Krabs [Mr. Krabs]

The Nutinator [Sandy Cheeks]

Flippers [Bubbles]

My Old Computer [Karen]

And The Tardis.

Sponge Out of Water for about 12 minutes or so...

Wait, this film has stop motion, CGI and normal animation in?...SHEESH. MAKE UP YOU'RE MINDS! M