The Fred vs. Squidward Song

The Fred vs. Squidward Song is a song that appears in the The Amazing World of Squidward episode Squid's on the Road.

Lyrics
Fred:

Hey all you people!

Hey all you people!

Hey all you people won't you listen to me?

I just found a jerk,

no ordinary jerk,

his name is Squidward he's a piece of shiiiiiiip!

Everyone, we gotta murder this jerk!

He's no ordinary jerk!

He's the jerkiest person in the sea!

''*Scat-sings. The other Bikini Bottomites applaud him*''

''Yeah... Thank you!''