The Tacostand

This is the second episode of Waluigi's Tacostand.

Transcript
(Waluigi is buying taco ingredients at Barg N’ Mart)

Cashier: You really need that much meat?

Waluigi: Wah.

Cashier: That doesn’t answer my question. (She scans the taco ingredients anyway)

(At home, Wario is eating baked beans)

Wario: I hope I don’t stink up the whole place.

(10 and a half moments later)

Squidward: This place is now under quarantine thanks to you.

Wario: I knew this would happen…

Waluigi: I got the taco… ingredients. What happened?!

Wario: I farted. Waluigi: Well that’s just great. Where are we gonna live?

Wario: On the streets?

SpongeBob: Don’t worry guys, you can live with me. Mine’s the only one left.

Waluigi: Mmm, pineapple. Well guys, I got business to attend to. Literally.

SpongeBob: So do we. Squidward and I have to work at the Krusty Krab. Ah, what a place.

Squidward: What a place indeed.

Waluigi: See you later. It’s finally time to build my taco stand!

Wario: Wait… can we make profits off of this?

Waluigi: That’s the main reason why I did this in the first place. Wah, now I’ma get started.

Wario: Can I join?

Waluigi: Wah, yes!

Wario: Let’s a go!

(A montage of the two building the taco stand plays. Wario constantly gets his pants stuck on nails while Waluigi facepalms. Eventually they finish the taco stand.)

Waluigi: We’re done!

Wario: That took a lot longer than I thought.

(Patrick comes up to the taco stand)

Patrick: Hello good sirs. I’d like one Krabby Patty, please.

Waluigi: Sir, this is Waluigi’s Tacostand.

Patrick: Then I’ll have one taco.

Waluigi: Any special ingredients?

Patrick: All of them!

Waluigi: Very well, then. (whispering to Wario) Let’s put a bunch of jalapenos in this sucker’s taco.

Wario: This will be great. And we get paid doing it!

(The two stuff a crap ton of jalapenos into Patrick’s taco)

Waluigi: Wahahahaha. This will be the best prank ever.

Wario: Wah. We’re the best!

Patrick: Hey, where’s my taco? I’ve been waiting here for 69 seconds!

Waluigi: (giggles) Wah, here it is.

Patrick: Hey, why is the taco… red?

Waluigi: It’s supposed to be like that. It’s uh… our secret ingredient.

Patrick: Okay! (eats the taco whole. He starts flaring up and bounces around) HOT HOT HOT! TOO MUCH HOT!

Waluigi: I sure am.

Wario: Uhh Waluigi, you sure he’s doing okay?

Waluigi: He’ll be fine.

(Patrick stops bouncing around)

Patrick: That was… AWESOME! I wanna do it again!

Wario: No! No more bouncing!

Patrick: I’ll have another taco with everything on it.

Waluigi: (whispering to Wario) Let’s put hair all over his taco so he won’t want to eat it.

Wario: (whispering) Let’s a go. (he starts pulling hair from Waluigi’s mustache)

Waluigi: Ouch! That smarts.

Wario: That oughta do it.

Waluigi: Your everything taco, sir.

Patrick: Oh yay! What a delight! (Eats the taco and starts growing a beard) I'm a lumberjack now, yah! (Chops down the entire taco stand)

Waluigi: Wah…

(After they rebuild the taco stand)

Waluigi: Alright, we need to do something about this once and for all. Patrick you're banned from our taco stand.

Patrick: NOOOOO! My only hopes and dreams, ruined!

Old Man Jenkins: Ey, how about you respect your elders?! (Hits Waluigi with a cane)

Waluigi: Well uh… in that case, have a taco on the house.

Wario: He doesn't know that we filled it with rats, right?

Waluigi: Wah.

Patrick: Mmm, the third best taco in the world! (Eats it whole, and starts getting itchy) What did you put in these?

Waluigi: Rats.

Patrick: They're crawling in my skin!

Wario: CRAAAWLING IN MY-

Waluigi: Wah, shut up Wario.

Patrick: Ow! Ow! Ow! They bit me! I'm never coming back again! (He leaves to go to the hospital)

Wario: Well we did it, Waluigi. We drove him out. What now?

Old Man Jenkins: Ey, I've been waiting for my taco since ‘09! I deserve my senior discount!

Waluigi: Fine.

Police Officer: Are you Waluigi?

Waluigi: Wah, yes.

Police Officer: You're under arrest for feeding a customer tampered food! And you must pay a fine of 69 dollars!

Walugi: Wah… will I ever win? (Hands over a get out of jail free card)