The Sponge: A Step Away From Home Transcript

This is the transcript for The Sponge: A Step Away From Home!  SpongeBob: La La Leedelle LAHHHHHHHSquidward: I'm trying to play my clarinet!SpongeBob: Sorry! Wait, aren't you supposed to be going to work?Squidward: No, Krabs said I need a vacation.SpongeBob: Why'd he say that?Squidward: Either he's finally realizing how much practice I need for my clarinet, or he's gone insane.SpongeBob: Well OK then, bye Squiddy!Squidward: Don't call me that!*At The Krusty Krab*Mr. Krabs: Hello me best fry cook!SpongeBob: Hey Mr Kra- (floor starts to shake) Mr. Krabs: Ahh! SpongeBob: (holding on to Mr. Krabs) What's Happening!!!!Mr. Krabs: I Don't Kn- (SpongeBob Falls through a big crack)Random Customer: Am I still gonna get my "Tripple Kelp Shake"?Mr Krabs: NOOOOOOO! Random Customer: OK then, geez. (goes to table) Honey, can you believe this guy?Mr Krabs: I gotta have my frycook back!*In the crack*SpongeBob: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!Random Customer: Um, can I have my "Tripple Kelp Shake" now?SpongeBob: (Pulls a "Tripple Kelp Shake" out of his pocket) Here you go.Random Customer: ThanksSpongeBob: No problem. Where was I?Random Customer: Ummm, I think you were screaming.SpongeBob Oh, right. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*Lands on an island*Unknown Person: Ooh, look! A talking piece of cheese! *Takes bite of SpongeBob, Hmm, not as good as I thought it would be.SpongeBob: Ha! I'm not a piece of cheese, I'm SpongeBob, a sponge.Unknown Person: Well, OK then. What brings you here?SpongeBob: I fell in a crack and got sent here.Unknown Person: Hmm, i've been here since 1967.SpongeBob: Whoa, thats a long time, What's your name?Unknown Person: Dan, and these are Bob, Skippy and JoeSpongeBob: Oh, well I really need to get back to the Krusty Krab before the customers start!Dan: Well, what's a "Krabby Krust"?SpongeBob: It's not the "Krabby Krust'' silly, it's the Krusty Krab!Dan: Oh, well why do you need to go there?SpongeBob: Because I work there! I flip Krabby Patties, but there's no time for chatter. We gotta get movin'!Dan: OK!SpongeBob: Let's start finding the way outta here!*SIX HOURS LATER*SpongeBob: (out of breath) Uhhh, Uhhh, OOOH MY BACK!!!!!!Dan: Is everything OK!SpongeBob: No! I think I broke my back!Dan: Well..... Crawl!SpongeBob: I'll Try! (crawls a little) Hey! I think I could do this!Dan: OK, we're set!SpongeBob: Let's go!*SUNSET*SpongeBob: Oooh, look at that sunset!Dan: We Don't have ti-WAHOSHAH *Gets sucked into a portal*Everybody: DAN!!!!! *Everyone jumps into portal to save Dan*Dan: Phewww, glad you sa- *Portal Closes* -ved me.........SpongeBob: AAHHHH! Now we'll never get home!Dan: Us? I thought you were only going.SpongeBob: No, I wanna bring you guys too.Dan: Yay, HEY! I see another portal across the room!SpongeBob! Well, THEN LET'S GET MOVIN!!!!!!!!!Everybody: WOOHOO YEAH!SpongeBob: OK, let's go, hey, that looks like.... SANDY!Sandy: SPONGEBOB!⁯SpongeBob: What are you doing here Sandy?Sandy: I got sucked into this place well creating an invention.SpongeBob: Oh no! The portal, it's closing! Sandy, you're a scientist, right. You can get us out of here!Sandy: Ill make an portal opener. It's gonna take a while, though.*ONE DAY LATERSpongeBob: Is it done yet?Sandy: 1 more second..... YES!SpongeBob: Yay! PORTAL OPENSSpongeBob: WOOHOO, come on guys*Everyone walks into portal*SpongeBob: We're home!Patrick: HEY BUDDYSpongeBob: PATRICK, I MISSED YOU!Patrick: Hey, FISH I DON'T KNOW!*Hugs fish*Patrick: Wait, who are those fish? THE END!