Goo Lagoon (Life Of A Sponge Transcript)

Spongebob Lift's Weights With Larry
(Spongebob is walking on the beach and bumps into Larry Lobster)

Spongebob: Woah!. Sorry Larry.

Larry: That's all right Spongebob. Say how's about you and me go pump some iron?.

Spongebob: Is that even possible?. You can't even fit the pump inside the iron.

Larry: I don't mean it like that dude!. I'm on about weight lifting. Wanna join us?

Spongebob: Umm....ok.

(Scene cut's to Muscle Beach)

Larry: Here try this (He gives him a 10kg barbell)

Spongebob: Woah! (He falls to the floor)

Larry: Hmm (He throws the barbell away). Try this (He passes him a 5kg barbell)

Spongebob: (He drops it and lands on his foot) AHHHHH!!!! *Dolphin Noise"

Larry: (He lift's the weight off and gives him a stick) *Sigh* Try this. (Spongebob falls over) Sorry dude but if you don't sort your body out then you might end up like Patrick.

(Spongebob now looks like a exact clone of Patrick)

Spongebob: What?.

Patrick Orders An Ice Cream
(Patrick walks to a ice cream stand)

Patrick: Hmm i'll have an Ice Cream please.

Man: Sure what do you want.

Patrick: Hmm what do you recommend?

Man: Well we have a banana split.

Patrick: But then ill need to go to the tailors!

Man: Ok.....Well there's a knickerbocker glory.

Patrick: Ugh!. Knickers and Boxers blended into an Ice Cream!?. No thanks.

Man: (Getting slightly agitated) Right. Well what about a Sundae

Patrick: But it's only Friday!.

Man: (Angry): Listen kid i don't care if you need to go to the tailors or if it's a Friday or if you don't like knickers and boxers!!. Just order a flipping Ice Cream!!!.

Patrick: Fine. I'll have a Meat And Bear flavoured Ice Cream in a cone please.

Man: Are you trying to be funny!!??.

Patrick: No but look behind you.

(The man turns around to find a seabear)

Man: (Nervously) Here kid your hired. I quit. (He runs off as fast as he could screaming while the seabear chases him. Patrick picks up an Ice Cream)

Patrick: Ahh theirs that Meat And Bear Flavoured Ice Cream!. (He licks it and walks off)

Sandy Surfs The Wave's
(Sandy is shown on a Surfboard in her Bikini next to a giant wave)

Sandy: Wooowe!!! Ride Em Cowboy!! (She flips upside down) I call this one the Upside Down flip!. (She then balances one hand on the Surf Board) I call this one the One Hand Headstand (She then does a front flip) I call this simply the Front Flip! (She crashes into a rock and get's washed to shore) I call this one.....The Wash Sandy to shore.

(Patrick walks by)

Patrick: Hey Spongebob how do surfers greet each other?

Spongebob: How?.

Patrick: They wave!

Spongebob: (Laughs)

Sandy: *Sigh*

(Patrick notices Sandy)

Patrick: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! A HAIRY CYCLOPS HAS WASHED UP ON THE BEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Sandy Strangles Patrick's neck)

Sandy: Why you little!!.........Call me a Hairy Cyclops EH!!!???.

Squidward Attempts To Sunbathe
Coming Soon!.