Patrick Shuts Down the Government

Patrick Shuts Down the Government is an episode of The Silly Adventures Of Patrick Star: Back In Action.

Transcript
(Patrick walks into the mayor's office.)

Mayor: Who are you?

Patrick: I'm a concerned citizen of the great city of Bikini Bottom!

Mayor: What's your concern?

Patrick: My concern is that a lot of bad people are coming into Bikini Bottom, and we need a wall around the city to keep them out!

Mayor: Well, that makes perfect sense! Don't worry, concerned citizen. I'll get you your wall no matter what!

(A week later, SpongeBob and Patrick are watching the Bikini Bottom News at SpongeBob's house.)

Perch Perkins: It's official: the mayor is shutting down all government activities until a border wall is built around Bikini Bottom.

SpongeBob: What idiot would shut down the government over a wall?

Patrick: (points to himself) This idiot! I'm the one who told the mayor to do that!

SpongeBob: Why?

Patrick: Bad people are coming in, SpongeBob. (points to the window) Like that guy, outside! He clearly isn't from here! (whispering) Probably from Rock Bottom, cause you know how those people are.

SpongeBob: That's our neighbor, Squidward!

Patrick: Really? He's a lot uglier than I remember.

(What a twist!)