Freshman/Transcript

Freshman is the first episode of School Spirit.

Transcript

 * A title card appears: "SPONGE NETWORK PRESENTS".
 * (SCHOOL SPIRIT)
 * Screen cuts to SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy all sitting on a bus. High School Never Ends by Bowling for Soup is playing in the background.
 * Music: ''Four years you think for sure

That's all you've got to endure

All the total [silence]

All the stuck-up chicks

So superficial, so immature

Then when you graduate

You take a look around and say "hey, wait!"

This is the same as where I just came from

I thought it was over

Aw, that's just great...''


 * Music fades out as Patrick turns to SpongeBob and Sandy.
 * Patrick: So, you guys nervous?
 * Sandy: Nope, I'm just peachy.
 * Patrick: Well, at least you're optimistic.
 * Sandy: That was sarcasm. Of course I'm nervous. I'm pretty 95% of this bus is nervous, they're just not showing it. Hey, where'd SpongeBob go?
 * SpongeBob is hiding under his seat in fear.
 * Sandy: SpongeBob, you're gonna have to face it eventually.
 * SpongeBob: (shivering) Can eventually be tomorrow? Or maybe next year?