User blog comment:MaryRosen/I Would Like a Word/@comment-32921401-20180803205938

THE MARY ROSEN RAP

[https://genius.com/Michael-rosen-the-michael-rosen-rap-lyrics#note-10867187 You may think I'm happy You may think I'm sad You may think I'm crazy You may think I'm mad] [https://genius.com/Michael-rosen-the-michael-rosen-rap-lyrics#note-10867188 But hang on to your seats and listen right here I'm gonna tell you something that will burn your ear]

[Hook:] [https://genius.com/Michael-rosen-the-michael-rosen-rap-lyrics#note-5083250 Hip. Hop. A hip hop hap I'm giving you all The Mary Rosen Rap]

[verse 2] I was born on the 7th of May I remember very well that awful day [https://genius.com/Michael-rosen-the-michael-rosen-rap-lyrics#note-11835448 I was in my mother curled up tight Though I have to say it was as dark as night] Nothing to do, didn't want to breathe I was so happy, didn't want to leave Then I hear some people give a shout; "One push Mrs Rosen and she'll be out." [https://genius.com/Michael-rosen-the-michael-rosen-rap-lyrics#note-10867241 I'm telling you that was a puzzle to me I shouted out, "How'd you know I'm a she?" The doctor shouted, "Good lord, she can talk!" I popped out my head and said, "Now watch me walk!"] I juked and jived around that room Balambamboola balamdadiddy boom

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[Verse 3] When I was one, I swam the English Channel When I was two, I ate a soapy flannel When I was three, I started getting thinner When I was four, I ate the dog's dinner When I was five, I was in a band playing drums When I was six, I ate a bag of plums When I was seven, I robbed a bank with my sister When I was eight, I became prime minister When I was nine, I closed all the schools When I was ten, they made me - king of the fools

[https://genius.com/Michael-rosen-the-michael-rosen-rap-lyrics#note-10867469 So that's what I am. That's what I be] [https://genius.com/Michael-rosen-the-michael-rosen-rap-lyrics#note-11835375 Mrs Mare. Mrs Mary. Mrs Rosen. Mrs Me]

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(Fading) rap rap rap rap