Krappy Land Employee Manual

Krappy the Clown: Hello fellow necrophilliacs! It is me Krappy the Clown, where in today’s Krappy Land training manual we will name the key factors in becoming a successful pedoph- uh clown!
 * 1) 1 - Always bring a condom. Whether you need it after a hard day’s work, or you just need it for funzies, the condom is always there when you need it. Think of it as a counsilor, it’s always there when you need it.
 * 2) 2 - Sean M toy. A Sean M toy is essential to have to act as a reminder about the current state of Fandom. If you want to have some fun with the kiddies, you can use the secret inbuilt button where the mouth squirts out… PISS! Kids love piss! If you want bonus points tell them that it’s sour cream! Make sure to milk your cow the wrong way!
 * 3) 3 - Leather Utter! Speaking of milking cows, make sure you buy a leather cow utter to simulate that feeling of milking a cow. But this is no ordinary milk. Oh no no. This is… CUM! MMMmm tastes like mother fuckin eggnog.
 * 4) 4 - Golfpecks card. Use this if you want to shit on someone’s joke.
 * 5) 5 - A pet Redneck. Make sure you walk your redneck daily and feed it Punk rock music with a slither of cheese on the top. Act like you’re the witch from Hansel and Grettal or whatever and make that pet fat af and then eat it. Yum… cannibalism at it’s finest.

Congrats you are now a fulltime Krappy Land employee. “We shall always shit on a guest, even the fattest of the rest.”