Board Thread:Spin-Off Discussion/@comment-34742963-20180423230128/@comment-35367557-20180608004828

Dear Patrick,

If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

Does anyone ever vanish with a trace? Or disappear in fat air instead of thin air?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?