Patrick Gets a Pet Worm

Patrick Gets a Pet Worm is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Patrick walks into a pet store.)

Patrick: I'd like to buy a worm.

Store manager: Take your pick.

(Patrick takes a baby Alaskan Bull Worm out of its cage.)

Patrick: Hey, this one's pink! Like me!

Store manager: Be careful with that thing. It can grow to be over 25 meters long.

Patrick: I don't use the metric system, so I'll be fine.

(The Alaskan Bull Worm bites Patrick's finger, causing him to drop it.)

Store manager: Oh, no!

(The Alaskan Bull Worm chews its way out of the pet store and squirms off.)

Patrick: Wait! Come back! I need companionship!

(Patrick chases the Alaskan Bull Worm off a cliff.)

Patrick: Oh, no! I'm going to die!

(Patrick sees a truck carrying pillows about to go underneath them.)

Patrick: Phew! We're saved.

(The Alaskan Bull Worm lands safely in the pillow truck, but Patrick lands in a truck carrying nails right behind it.)

Patrick: Well, I sure didn't nail that landing! Get it? Because of this nail truck? Somebody call a doctor.

(What a twist!)