User blog:Squidnerd/Release The Bloody Movie

Oh. My. Neptune.

Travis...

you damn fool...

you blasted buffoon...

you wacky wombat...

you conservative...

RELEASE THE LP MOVIE!!!

An Open Letter:

''Why hello there, you damn fool. Wanna know why I spent hours on a campaign to evict you from owning Leader Plankton!, culminating in the creation of the Anti-Travis League and your subsequent demotion from power? To get you to release a simple movie. Boy, the writing started on September 12, 2015! 2015! With the exception of me and Gavin, and bunch of others I don't care about, literally no one here remembers a time when LP! was active. I don't even think Calaz was around.''

''But I h*cking remember. Every other day your puberty-infested hands types out a crudely ridden piece of fanfiction, calling it an episode, to add to the total. Earlier that year, you cut the number of episodes from 105 to 90, which annoyed everyone, but gave me hope when you said the movie would be hundred episodes, and the fact writing did start the same day the last episode ended.''

''Why? In wiki terms, users have been asking for the movie for generations. So what's it gonna be, Travis? Movie? Or no? I'm not the 13-year-old who believes stealing someone else's work and working with meanies like Tyce to overthrow you is decent behavior, I believe in peaceful protest and the right to choice. So please, tell us.''

—Kelpy G