The Krusty Dish

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The Krusty Dish

[The episode starts off at the Krusty Krab.]

Mr. Krabs: [yells] SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: [rushes up to him] Uh, yes sir!?

Mr. Krabs: The customers here at the KK are starting to get bored with our famous serving, the Krabby Patty.

Squidward: [listens into the conversation] Hey, I got an idea!

Mr. Krabs: [frowns] Ugh, what is it Mr. Squidward..?

Squidward: Stop groaning! My ideas are perfect as Fiasco once said. [flashbacks]

Fiasco: Squid-ward, let me see what your ideas and paintings you've created?

Squidward: [reveals the same statue of Mr. Krabs from "The Masterpiece"]

Fiasco: [screams] Ahh! My eyes! [eyes burn then blow up]

[flashback ends]

Mr. Krabs: Actually, I don't recall Fiasco actually liking your ideas but either way, carry on with the plan.

Squidward: Instead of serving that revolting swill as food, why don't we serve top class food like other restaurants?!

Mr. Krabs: Like what food?

Squidward: To be more specific, I'm talking about selling lasagna.

SpongeBob: [disgusted] Ew, gross! Squidward, how could you try and get rid of the Krabby Patty dignity! I'm on team Krabby Patty for life! [stands proudly]

Squidward: SpongeBob, your opinions don't matter at all!

SpongeBob: Uh.. who put you on the planet, eeegh!

Mr. Krabs: Alright, alright. Knock off the constant arguing. Squidward, I'm inclined to agree. I feel like it would ruin the Krusty Krab name!

Squidward: Wha- how?!

Mr. Krabs: Well, uh. Because... um, you know...

Squidward: Oh don't tell me you're too cheap to sell high class katering!

Mr. Krabs: Of course not! Remember that time when we katered some fancy guests in a hotel. Ah yes, we were the Krusty Katers, then the hotel got flooded and it was a big mess.

Squidward: First, the food you sold wasn't even "high class." You just added some jewels to the food and gave them away. And oh gosh, that day was a nightmare.

SpongeBob: That day was sooooooo fun!

Mr. Krabs: Alright lads, let get back on topic. So, let's try out the lasagna plan and we'll see how things go.

Squidward: What about redecorating the restaurant to be high class?

Mr. Krabs: [thinks] Hmm.... let me think about that for a second. [looks in the mirror and sees a pineapple.] No!

SpongeBob: Exactly!

Mr. Krabs: The square one is right! Let's leave it the same. Haha [nervously giggles and sweats] We wouldn't want any extra costs, would we?

Squidward: Ugh, fine!

[They start preparing lasagna out of leftover Krabby Patty ingredients and anything they could find.]

French narrator: One, fancy lasagna which could ruin the restaurant, time later!

Unnamed Bikini Bottomite: Excuse me sir. [poshly speaks] Any new additions to the menu lately?

Squidward: Why certainly! Try our brand new, hot, out-of-the-oven lasagna!

Mr. Krabs: Only 20.99!

Squidward: No! He meant only 2.99. Apologize for the error sir.

Unnamed Bikini Bottomite: I'll take one!

''[They give the lasagna to him at his table. He tries it.]''

Unnamed Bikini Bottomite: Hm.. so far, very tasty!

[A few seconds later, he runs to the bathroom and vomits.]

Unnamed Bikini Bottomite: [viciously] What was in that?

Squidward: [furiously glares at Mr. Krabs]

Mr. Krabs: Oh, nothing to worry about. Just some snail food, sea bear fins, barnacles, jellyfish squeezings and a raw sea cow with some extra tomato sauce which is 25% off at Bargain mart.

Unnamed Bikini Bottomite: [shouts] So, you poisoned our food?!

Mr. Krabs: [nervously] Hey hey, now calm down. Not like its illegal or anything.

[everyone spits out their lasagna.]

Unnamed Bikini Bottomite: I'm going to sue you Mr. Cheapskate!

Mr. Krabs: But, bu-.

''[Mr. Krab faints and Squidward steals his wallet.]''

Squidward: Hooray! I may not have gotten the food to taste like what decent food should taste like but whatevs. With this money, victory is mine! [laughs mentally] Ahahahaha! Fools, see ya later!

SpongeBob: Hm, what's up with him?

Mr. Krabs: [wakes up] Ahahaha!

SpongeBob: What's so funny?

Mr. Krabs: The wallet he took was a decoy! It had wacky bucks in it. Ahehehehe!

SpongeBob: [laughs]

French narrator: A few hard core hours later.

Squidward: Finally, all of Krabs' life-long savings. All mine! [heads to Squilliam] Hey Squilliam! About to go buy a mansion. I'm a millionaire!

Squilliam: [inspects wallet] That's not money fool! That's a fake. Counterfeit bills. Wacky bucks toys.

Squidward: Not listening to you liar. [asks housing sales manager] I'd like to buy that mansion over there!

Manager: That'd be 90 millions dollars.

''[Squidward hands over wallet with a Squilliam watching with a grin on his face. The manager looks at it and has a face of disappointment.]''

Manager: I'm sorry sir but this is not real money.

Squidward: [astonished and confused.] Wha-?!

Manager: In fact, carrying counterfeit bills is illegal. Handcuff him boys. [snaps fingers towards police officers.]

Squilliam: Bye bye! [waves] [laughs so hard & loud]

Squidward: Noooooo!

[episode ends.]