Patrick's Fan Mail (16)

Patrick's Fan Mail #16 is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Monty P. Moneybags knocks on Patrick's rock. Patrick opens it.)

Patrick: Hi there, Mr. Moneybags!

Monty P. Moneybags: Hey, Patrick. I was just wondering...

Patrick: Yeah.

Monty P. Moneybags: Why haven't you answered a fan letter for the past month?

Patrick: Oh, there just weren't any that caught my interest.

Monty P. Moneybags: Really?

(Monty P. Moneybags points to the large pile of unopened fan letters beside Patrick's rock.)

Monty P. Moneybags: None of those caught your interest?

Patrick: Nope!

Monty P. Moneybags: Listen here, tubby. I paid a lot of money to bring your show back to the airwaves. If you don't start answering these fan letters, I will not only fire you, but I will make sure that you never get a job in this town again!

Patrick: You can't do that!

Monty P. Moneybags: (smiles) I can do anything. I'm rich.

(Monty P. Moneybags walks away.)

Patrick: (sighs) Well, here goes nothing.

(Patrick takes a letter from the pile and reads.)

Dear Patrick,

I have a big test at school in a few minutes and I haven't studied. What should I do?

-Richard, New York

Patrick: Pretend you've had a heart attack and get sent home early. It'll get you out of any test. Guaranteed!

(Flashback: A 17-year-old Patrick is about to take an exam when he grabs his chest and falls to the floor.)

Patrick: Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!

Teacher: (rolls eyes) Oh, wow. Another heart attack. What a surprise.

(Flash forward to the present.)

Patrick: Guaranteed!