User blog:SuperFanon'D!/With ADWSS Season 2 coming soon, what can you expect?

You can expect a comet to be redirected to Earth and thrown back to the moon thus blowing it up! You can expect SpongeBob to be a total idiot on a blind date! You can expect Patrick to lose weight! Or at least try to.... And you can expect tons of laughs! Don't miss ADWSS Season 2, coming February 2015!
 * SpongeBob: [the car he is driving is launched into space and hits a comet, pushing it into Earth's orbit. It sets on fire and SpongeBob and Patrick begin to scream. They both jump out of the vehicle and faceplant onto the ground]
 * Patrick: How will we get the comet away?
 * SpongeBob: I know! [the comet approaches] Dragonborn! FUS RO DAH! [the comet is launched back into space while epic music plays, but the comet hits the moon and a massive explosion is caused]
 * Patrick: You blew up the moon.
 * SpongeBob: Whoopsie-doopsie. We better run before anyone finds out.
 * Patrick: Uh, SpongeBob.... [the camera reveals a crowd of fish behind them who saw everything that happened]
 * Sandy: [sitting at table with a red dress on] I wonder who's coming for the blind date?
 * SpongeBob: [wearing a tuxedo] Oh hi Sandy.
 * Sandy: Please don't say you're the one I have to go on a blind date with.
 * SpongeBob: Oh yes.
 * Sandy: Oh no.
 * SpongeBob: So how was your day? Was it good? Moderate? Fine? Acceptable? Or downright terrible?
 * Sandy: It was good. Until you came here.
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, because when I came it became amazing.
 * Sandy: [punches SpongeBob in the face]
 * Patrick: Now let's do the Figure 8.... [Patrick holds the 1-pound barbell and tries to do a figure 8, but he drops it and it lands on his foot]
 * SpongeBob: Oh, that gotta hurt. Well, I can't even do a figure 8 with a marshmallow, so you're doing sort of good.
 * Patrick: You know who might be a better coach? Sandy. I think she's the only athletic person I know, really.
 * SpongeBob: Maybe I can get her over here.
 * Patrick: But how?
 * SpongeBob: I can get her to do anything I want by threatening her that I'll kiss her if she doesn't.
 * Patrick: Really? No way! While you're at it, why don't you tell her to buy that Planktena Gomez song record down at the video rental store by her house? I haven't heard those songs yet, they're nowhere online.
 * SpongeBob: She'll do anything to avoid a kiss from me. Anything, really. Once she tried to escape me by jumping into the wall of her dome and crashing out. The dome ended up flooded and she almost drowned. Lucky for her I gave her CPR. Don't tell her or she'll flip out! [SpongeBob leaves]
 * Patrick: [pulls out his phone and opens his contacts, he taps on "Sandy"] Hey Sandy? SpongeBob gave you CPR.
 * [a scream is heard from the other end of the phone]