Patrick Tries to Get His Favorite Television Show Back on the Air

Patrick Tries to Get His Favorite Television Show Back on the Air is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Patrick is watching The Adventures of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy.)

Announcer: (on the television) That was the final episode of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy.

Patrick: What? The final episode? NO!

(Patrick sprints out of his rock and runs to the local television station.)

Patrick: You have to bring back The Adventures of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy!

Janitor: Who? Me?

Patrick: No! Someone who matters!

Network executive: I'm someone who matters!

Patrick: Can you bring back Mermaidman and Barnacleboy?

Network executive: What? Why would I do that?

Patrick: Because I love the show. It's the first thing I wake up to and the last thing I see before I go to sleep. Without Mermaidman and Barnacleboy, I'm nothing but a pink slob who sits around on his butt all day and occasionally does something interesting like marry a lamp or go to prison.

Network executive: You do realize that The Adventures of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy was cancelled 50 years ago, right?

Patrick: It was? But I just saw the last episode tonight.

Network executive: That was a rerun, you dolt!

Patrick: That explains so much. Like why the announcer asked us to like the show on MySpace.

(What a twist!)