User blog:The Terrible Travis/MAKE SPONGEBOB FANON WIKI EVEN GREATER!



You know, I was browsing through the Fetish Fuel Wiki looking for chipmunk porn to masturbate, when suddenly this thought popped into my head. At the same time, a boner popped up in my pants. I then slid my hand into my trousers, slowly stroking my increasingly hardening member. It took only a few minutes until I could feel the warm, sticky seed begin to spill out. Unforunately for me, I had ran out of tissues. So I was forced to just lick myself clean. And boy was it tasty. REAL tasty.

BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!

The point is I was thinking: You know, if the people on this wiki were stupid enough to make me admin, I bet they'd be stupid enough to make me bureaucrat as well! But then I thought, well, what if they've learned from their mistakes? But then I just realized that they just made Donald Trump president. So yeah. Here I am. REQUESTING FOR BUREAUCRAT!

Qualifications

 * Consistently active on the wki since 2011; been admin since April 2016
 * When all previous accounts are included, has made over 5,325 edits to the wiki
 * On good terms with many of the wiki's users
 * Has sucessfully passed five proposals

Promises
Please post in the comments section below whether you support, oppose, or are neutral towards me becoming bureaucrat and explain your reasoning for thinking so.
 * To never make any changes to the policies or layout of the wiki without getting the supportive consensus of the community first
 * To never "appoint" users to position - they must attain community consensus first being being granted any additional rights
 * Work to expand SBFW into a global online community in which we broaden our appeal to more than just those interested in SpongeBob fanfiction
 * Such will include setting up more wikis and websites outside of Fandom that revolve around different topics but still maintain the same laidback and relaxed social structure
 * Create an archive site meant to preserve works at risk of being purged by Fandom staff

It&#39;s going to be unpresidented. That I can tell you. (talk) 05:32, December 21, 2016 (UTC)