SpongeBob's First Birthday

Transcript

 * Theme Song: (Tune to Rugrats Theme, But With Lyrics) Here are the SpongeBob Babies, the cutest babies, there is SpongeBob SquarePants, his dad once got rabies, Next there's Patrick Star, he hasn't gone so far, Squidward and Lilward, pooping is not that hard, and Sandy who is only three, can really trick those babies into wanting fleas, their parents take care, but not really so good, cause there is an ad-ven-ture once they open... the hood!
 * Harold: SpongeBob. Wake up SpongeBob. It's your first birthday. Margaret, I am going to make our little angel's first birthday the best it can be. I'll make a hydro-calonic-cadraa-poopanix-goo-goo-tron-nine-thou...
 * Margaret: You...just...bored...him...back to sleep.
 * Harold: Oh, Barnacles.
 * SpongeBob: (Wakes Up) Pa-tty?
 * Margaret: Aww, he just said Patty. He probably wants Patrick to come over.
 * Grampa SquarePants: He just wants another of those Krabby Patties you keep feeding him. (grabs a Krabby Patty from fridge) Here, little fella. (SpongeBob gobbles up the patty)
 * SpongeBob: Pat-wick?
 * Margaret: Now he wants Patrick to come over. He's been talking alot lately. It's a little early start. I better check the Flipfishtz (Parody of Lipschitz) book. Hmmnmmnmmnmm, ah! Talking before age 2 means the baby will be oblivious growing up, but the obliviousness will stop in the late 20's (Reference to the Season 6 (Oblivious) and 8 (Unoblivious) SpongeBob)? Oh no. (Doorbell rings)
 * Harold: Hello Herb.
 * SpongeBob: (Looks at Larry, eating, when Herb puts Patrick down) Snail Food.
 * Patrick: Snail Food?
 * SpongeBob: I wonder what it tayss like.
 * Patrick: What? Bluck!
 * SpongeBob: Come on.
 * Patrick: Okay, but I won't like it.
 * (SpongeBob and Patrick each try a piece of snail food.)
 * Both: (Stars in the background) Ahhhhh. Yummy!
 * Herb: Patrick, no!
 * Patrick: (Strains to get some more) Sayl foud.
 * Herb: You ate snail food? (Patrick nods) And you enjoyed it? (Patrick nods, Herb stands there with a shocked face)
 * (Commercial Break)
 * Herb: Well, I guess it's okay.
 * Margaret: Well I'm not letting my baby eat this awful food. (Margaret takes SpongeBob away, he cries)
 * TBC