User blog:SuperFanon'D!/Everything Wrong With My Guardian, Angel: Pilot

[Three weeks earlier, 14th July 2014, Squidward is waiting at the bus stop with all his luggage from his house.]

'''Three weeks earlier from what time? +1 sin'''

Squidward: In 5 minutes, I will leave Bikini Bottom! AND SPONGEBOB! (He starts laughing for 4 minutes before the bus comes and gets on it)

So you just wasted 4 minutes of this episode with Squidward laughing?

[Into SpongeBob's house, he's crying because of Squidward moving]

SpongeBob: Squidward's gone! No one around except Patrick.

.....and Sandy, and Mr. Krabs, and Ms. Puff''', and the rest of the citizens of Bikini Bottom still exist remember? +1 sin'''

[He stops crying about 3 hours later]

So far this "episode" is about 3h and 5min that was wasted on crying and laughing.

SpongeBob: Who is our new neighbour then?

'''Well look at that, abrupt subject shift. +1 sin'''

[3 weeks later, SpongeBob gets a letter through the door and he starts to read it.]

'''This "episode" is 3 weeks, 3 hours and 5 minutes now. +1 sin'''

Dear SpongeBob SquarePants,

I entitled to inform you that a new person will be arriving in your neighbourhood, be warned this new neighbour is your guardian and she does have some defense moves, so don't get her angry or anything.

No one.

'''I believe you mean anonymous....... and informal letters would not be anonymous. +2 sins'''

[SpongeBob is both pleased and scared, what does this mean?, But only a few hours later, the new person moves in and then knocks on SpongeBob's door. He opens it only to find a woman.]

The person '''would have informed him earlier if she comes in only a few hours. And now the episode is..... how long? +2 sins'''

???: Hello, I'm your new neighbour.

'''Thanks Ms. Obvious. +1 sin'''

SpongeBob: Yes... Hello, I'm also your neighbour.

'''And thank you too, Mr. Obvious. +1 sin'''

???: So, what's your name then?

'''Why didn't they introduce themselves before? +1 sin'''

SpongeBob: SpongeBob SquarePants.

[Gary meows]

SpongeBob: Oh, and that's my pet. Gary The Snail.

[The new neighbour strokes Gary, Gary likes this]

SpongeBob: Do you to sit down?

'''What the heck is that supposed to mean? +1 sin'''

???: Oh, go on then.

'''Why did she say that? +1 sin'''

[They sit down]

SpongeBob: So, why are you here?

'''Because she lives here and wants to get to know her neighbors. +1 sin'''

???: It's a nice place, one of your neighbours moved out. I would come in.

'''Would? But I thought she already moved in...... +1 sin'''

SpongeBob: Would you like a tour?

'''Okay so this is Patrick's house, your house, and my house end of tour. +1 sin'''

???: Yes, tommorrow morning. Don't be late.

SpongeBob: Okay, what's your name?

'''Should have asked that a loooooooooooong time ago. +1 sin'''

???: Angel.

[She leaves the home to go to hers]

SpongeBob: Should I tell her?

'''Tell her what? +1 sin'''

[End Of Episode]