Yarn Shapes

Yarn Shapes is the second episode of Mall Girl Pearl

Story
Pearl wakes up, ecstatic, with a smile stretching across her face, which would probably be worrying if this wasn't a SpongeBob spin-off. Pearl would race downstairs, the house quaking with her every step. Downstairs, Eugene would say "You know, Volcanicity, it's not nice to insult a girl's weight like that." Eugene would inform me. Pearl would be downstairs, "Daddy, who are you talking to?" she'd ask. "The fourth wall, flower." he'd reply, despite the fact that the fourth wall was completely obliterated. Half an hour later, at Grandma's Apron The mall would be closed as Pearl walked through the door. She could hear Beatrice snoring in the staff room, which doubled as Beatrice's apartment. Pearl walked up to Beatrice and poked her nose, to wake her up. Beatrice would be scared, flail her arms and fall off of her rocking chair. "Oh, it's just you, Pearl, deary." They'd smile at each other. Subplot: Meanwhile, at the Krabs household. "How in hell did I lock myself out and why did I walk out with Pearl?!" Eugene would be pacing around in a circle, outside of his house, unable to find a way in. He'd try breaking down the door, only to get a splinter. He'd pull it out, without any grotesque details. He'd try breaking through the window, only to fail and look like a criminal to any average Joe. Luckily, police weren't walking by at the time. Eugene'd turn around with a flat face and faint. An hour later, at Grandma's Apron Pearl would be sitting down, with her face on the counter. "This is the slowest day at any business ever... Well, except that time when my dad sold poisoned patties." She'd say to herself. She'd start to drift off, only to intentionally twitch to wake herself up. She lifted her head up and turned around to see Beatrice playing with a spool of yarn, making car shapes, more specifically, Model-T shapes. Pearl went into the living room and got herself a spool of yarn and started playing with it, knitting her dad and then quickly undoing it. Meanwhile... ugh. Eugene would wake up, back to normal and remember, in an instant, that he was locked out. He groaned. "I suppose I gotta wait for Pearl to come back home... at 10PM." He'd start crying So many cutaways, what is this, Family guy? Back at Grandma's apron, a song would start, naming some shapes as Beatrice and Pearl made them. Their movements were exaggerated. During the song, you could hear a crack as Beatrice blew out her back. T H E E N D