User blog:TopherGopher/A Funny Joke

So, a man owns a talking dog. He brings him to a skeptical talent agent. The man asks his dog, "Spot, what is on top of a house?" "Roof!". The agent was not impressed. The man tried again. "What does sandpaper feel like?" The dog responded, "Ruff!". Now, the agent was losing patience. The man tried once more. He asked his dog, "In your own personal opinion, who was the greatest baseball player of all time?" which made the dog respond "Ruth!". Now the agent was furious. He kicked both the man and the dog out. The dog asked his master, "Should I have said DiMaggio?".