Shopping

Shopping is the pilot episode of The Pearl Show.

Transcript
(Scene cuts to Pearls bedroom, Mr. Krabs comes in)

Mr. Krabs: Hi honey, I just wanted to let you know Squidward is paying for a new show starring YOU!

Pearl: Yippeeee!

(Theme song plays then ends)

Mr. Krabs: Now, I want you to go to the mall and buy me a cash register.

Pearl: But they dont sell cash registers at the mall!

Mr. Krabs: I know, I want you to buy me one anyway.

Pearl: But daddy!

Mr. Krabs: Come along now. (pushes Pearl out of door)

Pearl: Great, now what shall I do??

Voice: Steal one... Steal one... Steal one...

Pearl: I know! I'll check the mall anyway!

Voice 2: I told you not to say that!

Voice: But she was about to!

(Scene cuts to the mall)

Josh: Hey Pearl!

Pearl: Hey Jog!

Josh: Its Josh! Why cant you even prononce my name right? Anyway, what are you doing here?

Pearl: Oh, me? I'm just getting a cash register for daddy!

Josh: (Chuckles) Ha! Your getting a cash register? Thats so stupid!

Pearl: Gr.....

Josh: (Walks away)

Pearl: What can I do now?

Voice: Steal One... Steal O-

Voice 2: She wont do it!

Voice: Steal One... Steal One... Steal One...

Pearl: I know! I will-

Voice: Steal One...

Pearl: NO! I will not still one! I will go and- Great! Thanks alt voice! Now I dont know what I was going to say!

Oh well this model will have to do. (Picks up a clay cash register and pays for it)

Cashier: That will be twenty eight dollars.

Pearl: Fine... (hands a dollar) Well, I better get home.

(Scene cuts to house)

Mr. Krabs:...What? You got an model? Your grounded!

(Scene cuts to Pearls room)

Pearl: Well I am grounded, but I have mail! This one reads:

Dear Pearl Krabs,

Why is your dad so small and you're so big?

From Skullbones123

Well thats a very good question! Well, you see my dad married a whale who gave birth to me. She then died in the year two thousand. I dont remember what she looked like and I never caught my name. Your better off asking my dad for more details.

Mr Krabs's Voice: NEVER!

Pearl: Well thats that. Thanks for watching:

Kids: The Pearl Show!