Fight Night: PenisMan vs Penis Parker

Fight Night: PenisMan vs Penis Parker will be the ninth episode of the first season of Discord Crib.

Plot
The Crib's back in action and PenisMan's back! However, a challenger out of nowhere arrives. After gives a great review on the new Spider-Man film, focusing on how he'd fuck Peni Parker,  begins going by his new alias, "Penis Parker". PenisMan and Penis Parker are now at war.

Transcript
at the #hubba-bubba at luis_yt's Discord Crib

Crazy: EVERYONE NEEDSS TO HERE THIS ANNOUNCEMENT

SBCA: do ur announcements in #self-promotion

Crazy: NO

Lock: Time for a new friend @isbsp

Matchy: It's just a g-

isbsp: nah hes good

Crazy: THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT

Lock: Not everyone cares about bp

isbsp: also you just screamed NO in luis' face @Crazy

isbsp: notty notty boy

Crazy: o

isbsp: tut tut tut

SBCA: hmmm you're on my naughty list

Crazy: o no

Matchy: Announce it already

SBCA: but you're more naughty in bed hehehe

Crazy: o

isbsp: OOOOO

Travis: all this talk about getting naughty in bed’s making me hard

Bot: where's penisman when you need him Travis: you mean when we’re hard?

Bot: uh sure why not

--

meanwhile at Dildo HQ

Penisman: it's been a while since I've fought any crime whatsoever. My assistant Onion-anon has long since retired and no crimes have been committed! Perhaps I'll pay them a visit.

Narrator: (narrating over penisman walking down the street) and so penileman went to the cri-

Penisman: no, it's penisman!

Narrator: excuse me for being unpaid!

SBCA: since when the fuck did we have a narrator

Narrator: you never saw me *wheeeeee* (running footsteps are heard)

SBCA: what the fuck

Meanwhile at #hubba-bubba

Travis: STOP BEING MEAN TO ME IMAGE

Image: no

Lock: @EB clamety eight

EB: shut

EB: UP

EB: can’t you guys see i’m recording my 116th episode of veggietales: god’s power?

Lock: Clamety eight

EB: Clamety shut the hell up

Lock: how did eb even get here

EB: I've been here all along… (fades away)

Lock: ok what the fuck

SBCA: did someone remove the moderation to the server

Jabsre: why are you all looking at me

Matchy: it was jabsre

EB: (fades back) also go watch the new sbsp roblox series ep. (Fades away)

Bot: but i'm busy watching the flintstone kids

→ Penisman has joined. Fuck you.

Bot: i-is that-

Lock: oh my god…

EB: (fades in) NO PENISES IN MY SERVER! (bans penisman and fades away)

Bot: wait how did he ban him if he's not an admin? :thinkdiamond:

EB: (offscreen) don't ask questions

Bot: why can't i ask questions?

EB: (offscreen) er- you win again spongebobia chatbot! (Running footsteps are heard. Glass breaking is heard and so is a car driving off)

Bot: oh okay, i am just gonna, uh, unban penisman

Penisman: (rejoins) God damn i hate eb.

Lock: yeah what a ni- (gets shot)

(Cuts to Fandom holding a “Global gun”)

FANDOM: anyone else? (Reloads gun)

(Cuts back)

Bot: uh, no thanks

PenisMan: yes, it is I, the real penisman.

Bot: OH MY GOD IT'S PENISMAN!!! but where's onion-anon?

Penisman: i was hungry.

Bot: wait wha-

Penis Parker: hi wassup

Penisman: hi there, penis parker- wait…

Penis parker: what?

Penisman: why is your name NEAR IDENTICAL to mine?

Penis Parker: what are you talking about? They are nothing alike beside the fact they have “penis” in them.

Penisman: YOU COPIED MY NAME!

Penis Parker: NO I DID NOT!

Bot: wait, penisman, calm dow-

Penisman: NOT UNTIL HE ADMITS HE COPIED ME!

Travis: DAMN that was a good orgas-

Bot: shh travis you're gonna get us-

(A bullet is shot mere inches from bot’s account)

Travis: so i went to see into the spider-verse

SBCA: spider-verse was fucking amazing

Travis: i concur with 11 on this matter

Travis: also i want to fuck peni parker

SBCA: busty asian minor

penis parker: hi guys it’s cicicity

Jasbre: lmao penis parker

SBCA: @penis parker can u do something just for episode's sake

penis parker: yes

SBCA: do u want to suck my dick

penis parker: no

Jasbre: ?!

SBCA: aw jasbre

SBCA: dont interfere

SBCA: i'm trying to get d

Plopper: ew

SBCA: THAT’S A BAN

Jasbre: rule #8. no theophobia or homophobia

Plopper: what the fuck is theophobia

Dan: discrimination against people named theo--

Image: dislike of or prejudice against any religion and/or religious individuals

Penisman: fuck you penis Parker

Penis Parker: hey love you too ;3

Penisman: god fucking damnit

Penis Parker: no u

Matchy: that's my saying

Penis parker: you arent even a real penis man, penisman

Penisman: you're not even a parker

Penis parker: wtf is that supposed to mean?

Penisman: i challenge you to a BOXING MATCH THAT WE'LL CHARGE $10 TO WATCH!

Penis Parker: what, no.

Penisman: oh. Well uh, you wanna just fist fight?

Penis Parker: yeah ok.

(Then they fistfight and Penisman wins, obviously)

Penis Parker: god damnit…

Penisman: not so tough now, huh? Huh? piece of shit f-

(Penisman gets shot by the global gun)

Penis Parker: jesus Christ!

Penisman: i was gonna say fu-

(Gets shot a second time)

Bot: not penisman!

FANDOM: don't worry, he'll be better in 3 months