Life or Death

Episode 3 of SBFW Ultimate

Transcript
SquidClone: And we figured out how to go ultimate.

 

(Everyone looks at SquidClone)

 

Everyone: Well, say it!

 

SquidClone: It requires a life or death situation.

 

Travis: Like a sacrifice?

 

SquidClone: No.

 

Travis: Damn it!

 

Crazy: well everyone, the obvious thing to do, is to build machinery that has the potential to kill us all!

 

Jasbre: Nope, I’m out.

 

Crazy: (Drags Jasbre back in) nope! we’re doing this all together! besides jasbre, you’re out on anything i do, just stick with me here.

 

Purps: Crazy, I’m sorry, but I have to agree with Jasbre here-

 

Crazy: i’ll give you a raise.

 

Purps: Sold.

 

Ponyo: Do you know how much of a budget we would need? How can we do that when Da Nerd wasn’t even able to finish Goofballs with a very high budget of 12 dollars?

 

Crazy: im on a fanon wiki i can do whatever the f**k i want.

 

(Many torturing hours of spending and planning later)

 

Crazy: Purps, Para, Pluto, and Ponyo, you guys are building “The P”. a giant p that spins in every direction with lasers shooting at you while wearing a blindfold.

 

Para: What color should it be?

 

Crazy: um, purple.

 

Purps: I LOVE BEING PURPLE

 

Crazy: next. Travis, Lock, and Jack, you will make a book that can destroy anyone in the world just by writing their name down. it can only be reversed by erasing their name.

 

Lock: More evidence of Crazy copying. You stole that from Death Note! Not original at all!

 

Crazy: what is “death note”? eh, doesn't matter. next, i can’t think of a good way to group anyone else, so all remaining users, build whatever ya want. now finally, fanon characters, hoopla is in charge. idc what you do either, im braindead.

 

Hoopla: HOOPLA! YES! FINALLY! IT SHOULD SAY ALLAH HOOPLA! WORSHIP ME!

 

Bot: IT IS A MYTH FURTHER STUDY IS NEEDED

 

Alternate users: What about us?

 

Crazy: here, play monopoly or something (passes spongopoly)

 

Alternate users: Close enough.

 

Crazy: alright people, start building!

 

(Some more torturing hours later)

 

Lock: Y’know, I don’t like Crazy.

 

Matchy: Wow, such a shocker!

 

Lock: We should start a group against Crazy!

 

Travis: Yeah! Why is the leader in the first place?

 

Jasbre: Now I don’t really hate him, but he’s not really manager material.

 

Polar: I agree with Jasbre. But I still think he’s the best user on this wiki.

 

Lock: Then it’s settled. We’ll make a group!

 

Polar: Ooh, Ooh!

 

Lock: Yes?

 

Polar: Can the name be in the “Anti-blahblahblah League”?

 

Jasbre: That joke is old.

 

Travis: Not as old as o!

 

Lock: Very funny. Well, since we have no other options, I’ll name the group: “Anti-Crazyisourleaderandthisjokeisold League”.

 

Jasbre: Too long.

 

Polar: You always have something to pick about, dontcha?

 

Travis: When’s our first plan of action?

 

Lock: Tomorrow.

 

(Meanwhile)

 

Crazy: huzzah, all the thingys are complete! first, the “P”. who would like to test it?

 

Purps: I can do it!

 

Crazy: ok, just step in there and you’re good)

 

(Purps steps into the “P”, and it starts turning)

 

Purps: I feel dizzy already. (Speeds up) I’m gonna puke!

 

Crazy: now, put on the blindfold, and the lasers will turn on.

 

Purps: AHH! (Gets burnt) OW! HELP! I’m gonna die in here! Gotta get out!

 

(Purps is able to push the “P” hard enough inside that it starts to break off from it’s platform)

 

Crazy: uh-o

 

(The “P” starts rolling)

 

Purps: Ow! My head!

 

Jack: Who’s name should we write in the book first?

 

Jasbre (yelling) I THINK IT SHOULD BE TRAVIS!

 

Travis: You guys wouldn’t do that, right?

 

(Jack starts writing “Travis” in)

 

Travis: NO!!

 

(The “P” rolls down)

 

Travis: JACK! RUN!

 

Jack: AHH! A P! I’M SORRY GOD FOR MAKING ALL THE “PP” JOKES!

 

Lock: You’ve made pp jokes?

 

(The “P” knocks over a jar of ink, which falls onto the book, which so happens to say “Travis the Ghost Fish)

 

Travis the GF: I’m already dead, I can’t die. Be glad it wasn’t someone else.

 

Hoopla: Hey, pay attention to my statue!

 

(Camera reveals a giant statue of Hoopla with the words “ALLAH HOOPLA” on it)

 

SquidClone: Um Hoopla?

 

Hoopla: What?

 

(SquidClone points at the giant “P”)

 

DP Pluto:Oh noes

 

Hoopla: Ah hoop, here we go again.

 

(The “P” destroys the statue)

 

Crazy: sorry hoopla.

 

(The “P” crashes into the wall and breaks open, Purps flies out)

 

Purps: Heh-heh, I need to go to the hospital.

 

Crazy: eesh, i’ll do that soon buddy. but uh, where’s the users’ machine?

 

Matchy: We didn’t make anything.

 

Crazy: why.

 

Polar: Too lazy. And Golf was going to help, but he had a golfing game to go to.

 

Crazy: welp, this was a disaster.

 

Ponyo: What do you have to say to yourself, Mr. Hoopla Man?

 

Crazy: i uh, uhhhh

 

(Everyone stares at Crazy)

 

Crazy: That’s all folks!

 

(Episode starts to close out)

 

Ponyo: Can he say that legally?

 

Jasbre: Nope, not at all.

(end)