The Never-Ending SpongeBob Movie

The Never-Ending SpongeBob Movie is a movie that never ends. It airs on Box Productions, and once it does, it never stops.

Plot
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Transcript
Narrator: Ahh...It's a Beautiful Bikini Bottom Day.

Doctor: SpongeBob, I regret to inform you that you have ligma.

SpongeBob: What's ligma?

Doctor: I'd rather not explain it.

(Spongebob walks home)

Patrick: HEY BUDDY!

Spongebob: Hey! just got back from the doctor, he said I have "ligma". It's Probably nothing!

Patrick: OK! Let's Play throw the Rock!

SpongeBob: OK!

Patrick: (snickers) LIGMA BAL-

Squidward: What are you doing?!

Patrick: Not much, SpongeBob has ligma.

Squidward: Ligma? That's a serious disease.

SpongeBob: What does ligma do to people?

Squidward: A little bit of everything. Memory loss, damage to parts of you, death.

SpongeBob: Death?! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

(SpongeBob wakes up in bed, screaming)

SpongeBob: AHHHHHH!!!! (calms down) Phew! It was just a horrible nightmare. Wait, a nightmare? I haven't had one of those since 1989!

SpongeBob: (Thinking) I think that was just for plot convenience. Whatever that is.

(SpongeBob reads a Book for a minute.)

SpongeBob: Eh, that book is boring. You know, I'm gonna play that "Baldi's Basics" game, Squidward says that if I play it, I will become a master at math!

(SquidClone enters)

SquidClone: Hey guys!

SpongeBob: Hey!

Patrick: Hi BEST FRIEND STEALER

SquidClone: What?

Patrick: You think I don't know that I've been replaced?

SquidClone: Wait! That's not it at all!

Patrick: WELL THEN WHAT IS IT?!

SquidClone: Can't we all be best friends?

Patrick: Oh okay then!

(A mystery limo pulls up and Mr. Krabs hops out)

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs?

(Squidward runs out of his house)

Squidward: Who's limo is that Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: Why it's mine!

Squidward: But I thought you hate spending money!

Mr. Krabs: Yeah until I invested in oil. Now I'm a trillionare who can spend a whole lot of money without any backlash!

SpongeBob: What?

Patrick: What's "investment"?

Mr. Krabs: Ughhh

SquidClone: An investment is like you get more money for putting money in something.

Mr. Krabs: Yeah!

Patrick: I still don't get it.

SpongeBob: Well that's okay you don't have to get it.

Mr. Krabs: Anyways I was wondering if you boys wanted to come to the oil rig with me?

SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, and SquidClone: Sure!

(The group hop into a mysterious van)

Mr. Krabs: Alright, this is the guy who's helping me make money, Sven Untrust Iamactuallyarapistson.

Squidward: That sounds shady.

Patrick: Yeah! Who names their child Sven?

(Squidward sighs deeply)

SquidClone: So now we get to get money?

Spongebob: Yeah, where's the dough old man?

Mr. Krabs: Well it's my money but I guess I can give you some.

(Mr. Krabs hands the four each half of a penny)

Squidward: Eugene! Combined this is 2 cents!

Mr. Krabs: And? That's more than I've ever payed you!

SpongeBob: That's good enough for me!

Squidward: Do you know anything that you can buy for half a penny?

(The van pulls up to a shady vendor that sells hot dogs for half a cent)

SquidClone: This looks tasty!

Patrick: Ooh ooh ooh, I want one!

(Patrick buys a hot dog, eats it, and passes out)

Mr. Krabs: Let's just put him in the trunk.

Squidward: Is he dead?

(The window connecting the driver to the passengers opens up)

Sven: Nope! He is alive, just got severe food poisoning!

Mr. Krabs: Thank Neptune. Looks like the hide the body game will have to wait.

SquidClone: Says who?

Squidward: (raises one eyebrow)

Mr. Krabs: Suspicious.

SquidClone: Can I try a hot dog? My physical therapist says I need to sleep more.

Mr. Krabs: Go ahead!

(SquidClone runs up to the vendor)

SquidClone: Got it!

(SquidClone eats his hot dog and gets food poisoning)

Squidward: Well we can't just lay them on each other, that would be gay.

Sven: What did you just say?

Squidward: That if we put them on each other that would be gay.

Sven: I will have you know that I am gay!

Mr. Krabs: (under his breath) that explains the last name and who he took.

Sven: Old man, out of the car!

Mr. Krabs: It's my business!

Sven: I don't care!

SpongeBob: That was a little harsh.

Mr. Krabs: Fine I'll go, but I'm taking this with me!

(Mr. Krabs pulls a tire off of the limo)

Sven: That cost hundreds of dollars!

Mr. Krabs: And when I sell it those dollars will be mine.

(Suddenly, the Hot Dog Vendor shoots SpongeBob, Patrick, Sven, SquidClone, Squidward and Mr. Krabs with some tranquillizer darts...)

SpongeBob: Woah! How dar-re y-you.... (The Gang all collapse simultaneously. Then, the Hot Dog Vendor realises something...)

Hot Dog Vendor: Oh crap, there's nowhere for me to put them.

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I don't feel so good.

(SpongeBob passes out)

Patrick: Ouch.

(Patrick passes out)

Mr. Krabs: Who are Hot Dog Vendor?

(Mr. Krabs passes out; Hot Dog Vendor pulls off a mask and reveals himself to be Plankton)

Plankton: Those fools never saw it coming! I mean who sells something for half of a penny?

(The rest of the gang passes out...)

(Dennis comes from above)

Dennis: You called?

Plankton: Yes. Please eliminate everyone in the back of that van.

(SquidClone wakes up as Dennis opens the trunk, delivering a kick to his face)

SquidClone: Squidward DRIVE!

(Squidward wakes up and gets to the driver's seat)

Dennis: You'll pay for that!

SquidClone: Not if you can't catch us!

(Everyone else wakes up)

SpongeBob: So Squidward do I really have ligma?

Squidward: Yes SpongeBob. LIGMA BALLS!

SpongeBob: That's disgusting!

Mr. Krabs: Not to mention gay.

Squidward: It was a joke guys.

Mr. Krabs: Whatever.

SquidClone: I saw Dennis and Plankton!

Mr. Krabs: They must be up to no good! Selling hot dogs for half a cent?

Squidward: That's all you care about?

Patrick: Half a cent sounds reasonable!

(SpongeBob suddenly collapses and begins to succumb from Ligma…)

Patrick: SpongeBob! What's happening to you?

SpongeBob: It's the end, but the moment's been prepared for... (SpongeBob begins to regenerate Doctor Who style...)

Patrick: What the...

(SpongeBob fully regenerates, this time looking a bit crazy in the eye)

SpongeBob: Eat me! Eat me!

Patrick: Aaaah! (runs away. SpongeBob runs after him)

Squidward: Do I even want to know?

Mr. Krabs: Just shut up and drive the car Mr. Squidward.