Independent

Transcript
(Episode opens around the table)

EB: It was a 1 - 0 vote this time. Bob Ross and Monty, one of you is leaving the game.

Monty: OI!

Bob Ross: Oh man, not again!

Steve: Everyone please vote for one of these two to get out.

(Everyone votes)

Sonic: I feel like I made the right call here.

EB: Wow! Alright then! By a vote of 8 - 4, I’m sorry to say this, Bob Ross, you have been evicted!

Bob Ross: Oh okay guys. I didn’t even get a chance to show off my painting skills this season.

Monty: OI! You chose me over him? My humble gratitude to you all!

Nat: Well he made it to the top six last time, and can’t have that now can we?

Bob Ross: Yeah, I guess. Good game guys!

(Bob Ross walks out onto the stage)

EB: So for today’s challenge, we’re playing the quiet game.

Steve: (quietly) Wait have you just run out of ideas?

EB: Yes! This challenge will take place right here, so begin!

(Challenge begins)

Nat: What are the rules?

(A buzzer goes off)

EB: Nat you’re out!

Nat: Crap!

(Dan and Sonic start playing Rock Paper Scissors to pass time; Adam takes one giant breath)

Calmstar: Adam you’re going to hurt yourself.

Adam: No I’m not!

(Two buzzers go off)

EB: Two more players out!

Adam: Dammit!

Noseward: Guys could you be quieter I’m trying to think. SHIT!

(Buzzer sounds)

Steve: Noseward that was just sad.

Noseward: I know.

Monty: OI! it was!

(Another buzzer sounds)

Steve: Even sadder.

EB: Alright guys, how quiet are you reactions going to be when I say the winner of this challenge gets $100?

Pearl: REALLY?

(Buzzer sounds)

EB: You fell for it! Hahahahahaha!

(A few hours pass, everyone’s still silent until - )

Gary: Meow!

Spot: Ruff!

(Two buzzers sound)

Gary: Meow!

Steve: Oh they have to go to the bathroom.

(Gary goes outside and Spot goes to the luxurious indoor bathroom)

Sonic: Alright I can’t go any longer.

(Another buzzer sounds)

EB: We’re now down to Dan, GreyBob, and SpongeClone!

SpongeClone: Oh cool!

(Buzzer sounds)

GreyBob: Idiot, we’re not supposed t- oof.

(Buzzer sounds)

EB: And Dan wins!

Dan: So where’s my money?

EB: Funny story, I lied.

(Dan starts choking EB)

EB: Oh, we've got a feisty one!

(Everyone starts chatting, Dan lets go of EB)

EB: Alright Dan, nominate two of these duos.

Dan: Well first, I’m going to nominate Spot and Gary because adorable pets go far in this game. I can’t have them threatening me.

Gary: Meow!

Spot: RUFF RUFF RUFF!

Dan: Second: I’m nominating Pearl and Adam because Pearl is scarily competitive.

Pearl: Hey!

Steve: Well, what are you waiting for viewers? Go vote one of these duos off!

Who goes to the stage next? Gary and Spot Adam and Pearl