User blog comment:Digital Tamer/Spongebob's Will Competition!/@comment-65.186.203.216-20091219011503

The cartoon opens on a golf course. As the camera pans across the course, there is carnage: patches of grass are missing, posts are broken, golf clubs are bent out of shape and we hear the sound of a golf club striking a ball over and over. As the camera pans, we ironically see a "PLEASE REPLACE DIVOTS" sign, and that Tom is trying to hit a ball out of a giant divot. He excavates deeper into the hole and finally hits the ball out on his 51st attempt. When Tom takes the flag out of the hole, the ball promptly drops itself in...and quickly bounces out. Tom is surprised by this, and lifts the green, rolling the ball into the hole. When the ball is thrown out again, Tom then putts the ball into the hole, with no improvement. At the edge of frustration, the cat shoves the ball into the hole and pounds the end of his club in after it, and the ball whacks into the cat's eye. It is then revealed that Jerry lives in the hole on the golf course, and he was the one throwing the ball out. Jerry looks at Tom and draws an eyeball on the golf ball, which enrages the cat and causes him to swing at the mouse; it misses and wraps around Tom's own neck. Jerry escapes temporarily, but is caught when Tom hits his golf ball onto Jerry's head, knocking him silly.

Tom searches for his golf ball; unbeknown to him, Jerry has the golf ball. Animation by Pete Burness.The next scene shows that Jerry is being used as a tee and Tom places a ball on his head. Tom then readies his shot and swings, and a huge divot results, while Jerry simply held onto Tom's club and the ball. Tom looks far off into the distance to see where his ball is, but Jerry whistles and holds up the ball. Tom then puts Jerry through the ball cleaner, and the mouse responds by spitting soapy water in Tom's face.

As Tom gets set up for his next shot, Jerry is holding the tee with the ball on it. Tom hits the ball and poses with his teeth showing, which proves to be a mistake when the ball then hits a rock and bounces directly back the way it came. Tom's entire smile is shattered like glass!

In the next scene, Tom's ball is in front of two skinny, long trees. Tom can't stand behind his ball to hit it, so he is forced to split the trees to hit his ball. However, the trees smash his head, apparently decapitating him, and Tom's body comes around and stands directly under it, somehow reattaching the head to the body. The ball ends up in a tree and triggers a "slot machine" display on the trunk. Three lemons appear on the reels; Tom peeks inside the trunk, and an avalanche of golf balls comes out of the tree, tripping the cat. Annoyed at this, Tom returns to his game, but Jerry has replaced his ball with a woodpecker egg. After Tom hits the egg, a woodpecker hatches and comes back to peck on Tom's head, and then to peck out the blade of the golf club such that the head lands on Tom's head.

Tom tries to hit another ball, but Jerry hollowed it out such that it can't be shot. Tom then places the shell on the chuckling Jerry's head and swings at the ball-mouse, which lands right next to the hole. Jerry, with the ball still on his head, dizzily prances around the hole, and Tom shoves him in after making sure that nobody is looking. Tom then takes out his scorecard and tries to figure out his score for the hole. He writes down 3 in his card (for 3 over par), but Jerry scolds him and Tom adds a second 3 in front, writing 33 instead.

Jerry is forced to act as tee, moments before Tom's ball ricochets into his own mouth. Animation by Pete Burness.Tom sets up the ball for the next hole, but Jerry ties the club to Tom's tail. When Tom hits the ball, he flies into the hole, leaving only his head exposed. Jerry sets up a putt and hits the ball toward Tom's mouth, then whacks the cat on the head, forcing Tom to swallow the ball. Jerry runs away and the incensed cat emerges from the hole, and continues get smashed by his own clubs. Tom then swings a ball toward Jerry with some english on it, which scoops up the mouse and brings him back to Tom. Tom swings, which sends a divot with ball and mouse through the air. Jerry uses this like a B-52 and drops the golf ball towards Tom like a bomb. Tom digs a trench to protect himself and the ball opens to reveal a smaller black ball. Tom picks up the black ball, and laughs at it until it explodes.

Meanwhile, Jerry's divot crashes into a tree which Tom pokes at with the club, in response, the mouse grabs the club and pokes back. Tom then climbs into the tree and Jerry kicks him from behid into the open tree. a beehive then falls on tom,s head. When tom pulls off the beehive, the bees stay on his head. He then dives into and out of the tree and hides in a bush. Jerry, not to be denied the pleasure of humiliating the cat, then runs the bush over with a lawn mower revealing Tom shaved like a French Poodle. The bees then chase Tom over a lake where a blade of bamboo is seen.

Under the water is Tom, who is using the blade of bamboo like a snorkel, so he can hide underwater where bees cannot reach him. Jerry then whistles to get the bees' attention, turns a "150 yds." sign around to say "Guess Who?" and points it at the bees' object of ire. The queen bee looks through the bamboo blade to see Tom, who spits water at the group in defiance. Jerry then places a funnel on top of the bees to assist them in dive-bombing through the blade into Tom's mouth. The water is shown for a few seconds, with a drum roll playing, and then Tom yells and runs away. Jerry then takes a driver and hits a long drive which hits Tom square on the head from a far distance, knocking him out, the cartoon irises out showing the unconscious Tom.