Whisked to Fancyland!

Whisked to Fancyland! is the first episode of Season One in Welcome to Fancyland! It was written by PrimitiveSponge129.

Characters

 * Squidward Tentacles
 * SpongeBob SquarePants
 * Patrick Star
 * King Fishington XIII

Transcript
(The episode fades into Squidward's house's top floor, where Squidward is sitting on a chair reading a book.)

SpongeBob and Patrick's laughter is heard from outside. Squidward glances at his window, but then goes back to reading his book.

SpongeBob and Patrick laugh again, which causes Squidward to glance again, angrily. He then goes back to reading his book, however with furrowed eyebrows.

SpongeBob and Patrick laugh again, which causes an angry Squidward to go to his window.

(Cut to outside Squidward's lawn, at an angle which Squidward's windows are visible. SpongeBob and Patrick are sitting on bubble thrones wearing bubble crowns and wielding bubble staffs)

Squidward opens his window and yells "Will you morons please be quiet?!" at SpongeBob and Patrick.

"Sorry Squidward! We're just playing 'Bubble Kings'!" SpongeBob says to Squidward.

"Yeah, Squidward! Do you wanna join us?" Patrick says.

"I don't want to play your stupid games, now leave me alone and let me read my book!" says an angry Squidward as he slams his window.

"Good day, my subjects." SpongeBob says in a lowsy attempt of a British accent.

"Anyone want a spot of tea?" Patrick says in the same lowsy attempt of a British accent. After he says this, they both giggle.

(Cut back to Squidward's top floor, where Squidward is reading his book again.)

Squidward's doorbell rings, he gets up.

(Cut to Squidward's bottom floor where Squidward walks to his door and opens it.)

A short green fish wearing a purple king's robe and a crown is seen, he has ginger hair and a ginger mustache.

"May I see Squidward Quincy Tentacles XI?" the fish says. He has a British accent.

"You're looking at him." Squidward says grumpily.

"Are you sure? You look rather lowsy." the fish says. "I'm King Fishington XIII, and i'm here to take you to Fancyland."

"Fancyland?" Squidward repeats, now looking surprised.

(Cuts to Squidward's door, where King Fishington is seen closer.)

"Fancyland is where fish related to royalty can live and get everything they deserve. Since you're related to King Tentacles X, I'm taking you to Fancyland." King Fishington says.

(Cuts back to Squidward, who is astonished.)

"Everything they deserve?" Squidward repeats.

He then thinks of himself in a crown and king's robe drinking some juice out of a wine glass with a swirly straw and lemon, while sitting on a pool chair by an Olympic-sized pool. Then he thinks of himself painting masterpieces in a giant art gallery with Squidward's artwork in golden frames. Then thinks of himself flawlessly playing his clarinet on a stage, when he finishes, the audience all applaud and throw roses at Squidward. The thought ends with a close up of Squidward's happy face, which morphs into Squidward.

"Oh boy! I can't wait to get away from this horrible life!" an excited Squidward says, as he grabs two suitcases and heads out of his house with King Fishington.

(Cuts to outside Squidward's house, where SpongeBob and Patrick are gone, and a giant long golden limo is parked outside Squidward's lawn. Squidward and King Fishington go inside the limo.

(Cut to inside the limo, which has leather seats, a giant plasma TV, and coffee tables. Squidward and King Fishington sit down.)

"So, which house would you like to live in, Siren Squidward?" King Fishington says. "You can have anything you want!"

"Anything, huh?" says Squidward as he thinks about what houses he would like.

"Do you have houses with art rooms?" says Squidward.

"We have the best brushes and every color known to fishkind!" says King Fishington.

"Olympic sized swimming pools?"

"Even bigger than that!"

"Even music rooms?" Squidward says as he takes out his clarinet and begins to play screechingly horrible music. King Fishington flinches at the sound of the clarinet, and plugs his ears with golden earplugs.

"We'll even add in a robot who can teach you to play better!" King Fishington says.

"A personal robot assistant? This place sounds like a dream!" Squidward says.

"What?" King Fishington says.

(Bubble transition)

Mechanical robot hands with gloves are giving Squidward a massage.

"Ah, it's going to be so good to be away from SpongeBob." Squidward says.

"SpongeBob? SpongeBob SquarePants?" King Fishington asks.

"Yeah." Squidward says with a confused look on his face.

"Oh, um, and you say you hate him?" King Fishington asks.

"Absolutely loathe." Squidward says with an even more confused look on his face.

"Oh, um, we forgot to tell you, we brought him along." King Fishington says with a guilty look on his face.

"You what?!" Squidward yells, which causes the mechanical hands to go ballistic and start tangling around Squidward.

(Squidward fights the hands and eventually destroys them.)

"But then, where IS he?" Squidward asks.

"He's sitting right next to you, Sir Squidward." King Fishington says.

(The camera pans a bit to the left, SpongeBob is sitting right next to Squidward.)

"Oh boy! Can you believe this, Squidward? We're going to live in luxury! WHOO!" SpongeBob yells excitedly.

"He's the owner of Sir Garold the Snail, who's also related to... Sir Patrick Star."

(The camera pans a bit to the right, Patrick is also sitting right next to Squidward.)

"This place is made out of BUTTER!" Patrick says happily as he starts licking the golden walls of the limo.

"Unfortunately, Sir Star, this limo isn't made of butter, but as soon as we get to Fancyland, you can have all the butter you'd like!" King Fishington says.

(THIS PAGE IS STILL A WORK IN PROGRESS. THIS MESSAGE WILL GO AWAY WHEN THIS PAGE IS COMPLETED.)