Jasper's Moving Day

(Short starts with Jasper promoting his show on main street)

 

Jasper: Hey everybody! Look here! New episodes!

 

CalmStar: Meh, looks nice, maybe later.

 

Jasper: God damn! Blabba-Squabba-Crabba-Flabba!

 

CalmStar: watch your langwang

 

Jasper: It’s LANGWING! STUPID! I’M GOING HOME!

 

(Jasper goes home to take a bath)

 

Jasper: Ahh, how relaxing.

 

Primitive: Yes, these are very relaxing photos!

 

Jasper: AAHH! THAT’S IT! I’M MOVING OUT OF HERE!

 

(Jasper gets out and packs his bags)

 

Jasper: Alright, I’ll be moving to a little island off the coast of Goo Lagoon! It has a beautiful beach, cool parties, nice people, and a great town!

 

(Later)

 

Jasper: Here we are.

 

Rube: Hello, I’ll be your tour guide!

 

Jasper: Hmm, you seem familiar, I don’t know if I have seen you or if I’m in a “zone” right now.

 

Rube: Well isn’t that just an AMAZING feeling? Now, meet my assistant!

 

Hoopla: HOOPLA!

 

Jasper: Ow, my ears!

 

Hoopla: SORRY I’M JUST SO EXCITED. I finally got a job!

 

Zoopla: Woo! Go Hoopla!

 

Woopla: I wish I had a job…

 

Jasper: Ugh, why are you so annoying?

 

Rube: Here we have the main attraction, the beach. With some gorgeous waves-

 

Hoopla: Did you know a wave brought me here and then I tried surfing but failed which let me to an underwater pirate ship and-

 

Jasper: SHUT UP! Where is your character development?

 

Hoopla: My what?

 

Rube: Well um, over here we have the hotel named “Hotel Paradise!”.

 

Hoopla: That’s where me and my parents stayed until I liked my room so much I just bought it and turned it into an apartment room-

 

Jasper: You are making me so angry! Is everyone like this?

 

Rube: Heh heh, well uh, over here you’ll see the jungle. It is thought to have only flowers, trees and plants in it, as there are no other animals found-

 

Hoopla: Well actually there’s this tribe called-

 

Jasper: ENOUGH! How many days will I the greatesthavetoputupwiththisimeanitsdamncrazyandnoiwontwatchmylangwangwhichitisactuallylangwingsojustshaddupcallupcrazyspongebringhimoverhereandtellhimtofixthisabsolutenonsense!

 

Rube: Um, I’m gonna just bring you to your apartment.

 

Jasper: Good grief.

 

Hoopla: Make sure to watch my musi-

 

Jasper: NO!

(end)