Antepenultimate

Transcript
(Episode begins at the table)

Granite: Oh boy this one will be a doozy.

Triton: (gritting teeth) get on with it.

Granite: 1 - 1 tie!

Krabs: HOW?! SOMEBODY VOTED ME OVER THIS BLASTED BUFFOON WHO RIGGED OVER HALF THE SEASON?!

Granite: I guess so. Here’s the tiebreaker. It’s a riddle. First person to answer is in the final four. What can you catch but never throw?

Triton: A cold.

Krabs: WHAT?! WHATTTTT?!

Granite: Mr. Krabs unfortunately you’ve been evicted!

Krabs: Nooooo!

(Granite walks Krabs out onto the stage in time for Steve to arrive)

Steve: Oh hey.

Granite: Hi. You got the stitches in your leg now?

Steve: Yeah.

Granite: Cool. Hey final four! Congrats on making it this far for one. For two, let’s get to the second to last challenge you have standing between you and a shot at $1,000,000. Let’s also note that this is the antepenultimate episode of the season, so that’s cool.

Girly Teengirl: The what?

Keanu: Can you say that again but this time make sense?

Granite: Alright today’s challenge is easy. Random season trivia! You’ll be tested on how well you got to know your former castmates.

Steve: First to answer a question correctly gets a point. The first three points will get to nominate two people later.

Triton: Oh crap I didn’t get to know anybody.

Girly Teengirl: Screw you.

Keanu: Hey guys let’s not start a fig-

Girly Teengirl: You lied to me and only used me to get further in the game!

Triton: I know, I’m a genius!

Perch: Oh yeah I still exist.

Steve: First question… who was the oldest competitor this season?

Keanu: Jenkins. He was so ancient.

Steve: Correct, one point Keanu!

Keanu: I am determined to get to the end.

Perch: So am I!

Steve: Next question. Who was the first weird SBFW person voted out this season?

Perch: Easy, Purps!

Steve: One point for Perch!

(Girly Teengirl and Triton are arguing in the background)

Steve: Next question. Who was Keanu’s partner?

Keanu: Motlu.

Steve: Another point Keanu! That’s 2-1-0-0!

Perch: Drat!

Keanu: Haha.

Steve: Next question. How many episodes were we in space?

Perch: Nine!

Steve: Point for Perch! We’re tied 2-2! Girly Teengirl and Triton seem to think arguing about their difficult to manage emotions is more important than the challenge so they’re basically out of this. Next question… who was Triton’s partner?

Keanu: Mindy, right?

Steve: Keanu wins! What a savage.

Triton: OH SHUT UP YOU HAVE SUCH A STUPID NAME GIRLY TEENGIRL LIKE WHO NAMES THEIR KID THAT.

(Cut to the nomination)

Keanu: Okay this is pretty apparent. Triton and Girly Teengirl.

Granite: Cool. Well viewers you get to decide who’s getting evicted between the ever popular Triton and Girly Teengirl!

Who’s not making the final three? Girly Teengirl Triton