When Sponges Go Bad

When Sponges Go Bad is a show featuring the gang as naughty kids.

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No transcripts. You know why.

Each season has 25 episodes.

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Have fun!

1. Pilot Written by JellyfishJam38
Squidward, Spongebob and Patrick take advantage of Harold (who they are using as a slave). Sandy is all alone, so she decides to sneak into an NC-17-rated movie. And Pearl is given detention for six weeks for aggressively swearing at her teacher. (TV-MA-LS) (BBFC 15)

Quote: Sandy: I think I should get into a PG-13.

Fred: No! PG-13s are (bleep) old school! You could see an R with me.

Sandy: R films are awesome, but NC-17s are better!

Fred: What about XXX?

Sandy: We have to legally be 18 to go to that.

2. Anti-Eel Written by JellyfishJam38
After hearing about an eel murdering someone on the news, Patrick starts a campaign against eels. But Spongebob made a friend that was an eel and Patrick has gone crazy with his club! (TV-MA-L) (BBFC 12)

Quote: Spongebob: Patrick, so what do you have to say about eels?

Patrick: Well, (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) those (bleep) (bleep) ugly (bleep) (bleep) eels!

Spongebob: Okay...

3. The Grim Reaper Written by JellyfishJam38
A bomb explodes in Tokyo and kills 2 million people so the Grim Reaper is busy. So the gang decide to kill people (without them dying of course!). (TV-MA-LNV) (BBFC 15)

Quote: Sandy: Silence! I karate chop you!

4. Not Without My Naughty Picture Written by JellyfishJam38
Patrick and the gang cause a naughty picture of Squidward to spread around the school. When Squidward finds out, he is ANGRY! (TV-MA-LS) (BBFC 15)

Quote: Pearl: (whispering to Evelyn) Naked Squidward, pass it on.

5. Truth or Dare: Written by Ponyo Fan
The gang has a game of truth or dare at a school lock-in. Things may turn bad soon...(TV-MA-L) (BBFC 15)

Quotes:

SpongeBob: Alright, Sandy, you're next. Truth or dare?

Sandy: Dare?

SpongeBob: I dare you to kiss one of the teachers.

Sandy: One of them is pretty hot, so---

SpongeBob: And it has to be a girl.

Sandy: (Bleep).

6. Alien Autopsy: Written by Jon23812
Patrick buys an illeagle tape of an alien autopsy and comes over to SpongeBob's house to watch it with him. SpongeBob then has horrible nightmares of it and fears that the government will think he's a alien and dicect him. (TV-MA-LSV) (BBFC 15)

Quotes:

The tape's FBI warning: This tape is for government eyes only. If anyone other than officail goverment people see this video, we will be forced to kill you, because out memory erasers won't be able to erase the horrid images of the alien body, that you are about to see. If this is an illeagle copy of the tape, you will be fined $300,000 and then killed.

Note: For its video release, the episode was rated 18, but was re-rated 15 on DVD.

7. 10/11 Written by JellyfishJam38
After finding out about terrorists, the gang are worried about a bomb blowing up their house on October 11. (TV-MA-LS) (BBFC 15)

Quotes: Squidward: I'm terrified.

Patrick: Don't say "terror" in front of me!

8. The Bubble-Blower Written by JellyfishJam38
Spongebob becomes a superhero named the Bubble-Blower, who helps crime and stops good! Meanwhile, Pearl is arrested for public nudity. (TV-MA-LN) (BBFC 15)

Quotes: Spongebob: Let's think what my first duty as a supervillain will be... Aha, I know! I'll download sexy songs onto Patrick's iPod! Mwahahahahaaha! That's so evil. So (bleep)ing evil!

Patrick: I heard that.

9. Sandy Signs Up (Valentine's Day Episode) Written by JellyfishJam38
Sandy becomes a writer for Playsponge magazine, while Spongebob sees Pearl and Patrick passionately kissing and is forced to keep it a secret. (TV-MA-LS) (BBFC 12)

Quotes: 

Playsponge Head: Now, Sandy, what are you thinking? Well, whatever you're thinking, make it ten times sexier.

Sandy: I don't know if I have that many dirty thoughts in my head...

Note: The "12" rating for the episode was subject to many complaints because of the sexual references. The BBFC revealed that the decision was a mistake but if it was re-submitted it would be rated 15.

10. Life's a Beach Written by JellyfishJam38
The gang go to Goo Lagoon for the first time. (TV-MA-L) (BBFC 12)

Quotes: Larry: I thought children were meant to be innocent, not sex-obsessed foul-mouths!

Patrick: Yeah. (Bleep)

Larry: GET OFF MY BEACH!

Patrick: Spongebob, he said "*****"!

Spongebob: Hee hee hee!

11. SpongeBob Writes FanFiction Written by Ponyo Fan
SpongeBob joins a fanfiction site and is flamed, so he plans to destroy the website! Meanwhile, Squidward is also on the site, and must keep it a secret he writes yaoi on it. (TV-MA) (BBFC 12)

Quotes: Squidward: Oh, shoot, my real name is my name on the site! Gonna change it to something like "Bob"...or "Pickle"...or "DON'T CLICK SPONGE"...yeah, the last one's the best.

12. The SPS Network Written by Jon23812
SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandyndecided to make a TV network. They decide to fill the network's timeslot with poorly drawn animated shows and cheap live action shows. Their network becomes the #1 Local TV Network. Mr. Krabs wants to show commercimals for the Krusty Krab on the network. Sandy, the manager, said she would for $15,000 for each month. Mr. Krabs refused to pay that money, so he tells SpongeBob and Patrick to hide sublimal messeges in their shows so people will know about the Krusty Krab. After the episodes with the sublimal messages aired, the FCC shut down The SPSS Network, because local TV networks in the Bikini Bottom are not alowed to show sublimal messages for a local resturant. After this SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy decide to put their programs on the internet. (TV-MA-L) (BBFC 12)

Quotes:

[Working on one of their animated shows]

SpongeBob: [Suggests some sterophycal, controversal, and graphic things that can't be said on this Wiki]

Sandy: Okay, but let's add some blood.

13. Squidward's Vacation Written by JellyfishJam38
Squidward goes on holiday just before the gang are about to pull a great prank on him. Can they convince him to come back? (TV-MA-L) (BBFC 15)

Quotes: Patrick: (on phone) Squidward! We found something about you on the internet! Please come back!

Spongebob: Yeah! It's on creepypasta.com and it's called Red Mist! Wait, let me read, "and Squidward killed himself,".

Patrick: (Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)

Spongebob: Let's look for something more positive about Squidward.

14. Youtube Craziness Written by Emperor2
When Spongebob & Patrick become Sposh on Youtube,Everyone loves it! (TV-MA-LSV) (BBFC 15)

Quotes: Spongebob: How many subscribers?

Patrick: 200,000.

Spongebob: (Bleeeeep)

Patrick: I know that's pretty ****, but come on, we've only made one video!

15. Chocolate is Bad For You Written by JellyfishJam38
After Patrick overdoses on chocolate, the rest of the gang find out that it is a Class A drug. So everyone starts using it, while the parents try to make it illegal. (TV-MA-L) (BBFC 15)

1. Unloved Computer Written by Jon23812
Karen feels unloved by Plankton. so she makes her way towards SpongeBob to see if Plankton really loves her. (TV-MA-LS) (BBFC 15)

Quotes:

Karen: SpongeBob! Where are you going?

SpongeBob: To the Krusty Krab I work there.

Karen: Don't you love me?

SpongeBob: I do, but Mr. Kra-

Karen: [bleep] me SpongeBob!!!

2. Spongebob vs Censorship Written by JellyfishJam38
After Spongebob realises his show is censored, he joins the MPAA to secretly foil their plans. (TV-MA-LNSV) (BBFC 15)

Quotes: Spongebob (rating movies) Well, chief, what do you think Saw should be rated?

Chief: R!

Spongebob (holding up G stamp) Well, I think you're a (bleep)ing ****face who likes to (Bleep) and (bleep) and (Bleep)! I rate it G and my decision is final! You're fired, chief! (Bleep) you!

Chief: Hey, I'm the chief!

Spongebob (rating his next film) Hmmm, Rugrats Adventures in Toytown... AAAAAHHHH! NC-17! (stamps it)

3. The Angels From The Sky Written by Ponyo Fan
The gang finds sex-crazed angels that fell from heaven on the side of the road, and the only way to get them back is to get 100 gold stars...but no one knows what that means! (TV-MA-LS) (BBFC 15)

Quotes:

SpongeBob: (looking at angels) Who the (bleep) are you two?

Sandy: They look like those sex-crazed angels from that one anime. Except, they're fish.

Angel 1: Ugh...what happened?

4. The Murder Race Written by Ponyo Fan
At a school party, the gang finds one of their classmates murdered, so they decide to have a go-cart race. The person who comes in last place will be automatically considered the murderer. (TV-MA-LV) (BBFC 15)

5.The War with Food Written by Emperor2
When Spongebob and Patrick make an event called Food Attack 2002,It's Krabby Patty(SpongeBob) VS Ice Cream(Patrick) (TV-MA-L) (BBFC 15)

Quotes:

SpongeBob:Your a ****,because Ice Cream Stands no chance against the Krabby Patty

Patrick: Don't call me that just because ice-cream exists! (Bleep)Krabby Patties!

6. The Haunted House (Halloween Special) Written by Jon23812
SpongeBob and Patrick make a haunted house for Mr. Krabs.The haunted house turns out to be lame. they asks help from the Flying Dutchman to make it scary. The Dutchman helps him to make a really scary house. When the kids enter the house they get scared out of their minds and report it to their parents, who report it to the police, and the police shuts down the Krusty Krab. Will they get Mr. Krabs' resturant back? (TV-MA-LSV) (BBFC 18)

Quotes:

Patrick: What should the ghost say?

SpongeBob: How about... "Boo!"

Patrick: Don't be a ****head SpongeBob, ghost don't say "boo."

SpongeBob: Then what do they say?

Patrick: They say: "I come for your ****"

SpongeBob: Why would a ghost want to take-

Patrick: SHUT UP!!!

Note: This episode was far too graphic for the 11pm slot so it is moved to 12 midnight on most channels. Some showed a cut down version though. The cut version is on the UK video edition and is rated 15 but it was released uncut and rated 18 on DVD.

7. Fatrick Written by JellyfishJam38
Patrick discovers Krabby Patties and eats until he weighs half a ton. The gang don't know what to do about this until they see an advert in the newspaper for a weight loss program, which they sign him up to! (TV-MA-LV) (BBFC 12)

Quotes: Patrick (to the tune of "Bad") You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know I'm (bleep) fat!

Spongebob: Stop that ****y song!

8. Obsession Written by Ponyo Fan
SpongeBob becomes obsessed with the show Heatalia, causing him to go crazy. It turns out people who watch the show are brainwashed to be obsessed with it forever, so Patrick and Sandy must find a way to save him! (TV-MA) (BBFC 12)

Quotes:

SpongeBob: Alright, everybody, into our cosplay outfits!

Sandy: No. I told you that's a sucky show.

SpongeBob: Get into it!

Sandy: No.

(SpongeBob gets a devilish smile on his face and attacks Sandy.)

SpongeBob: (taking off Sandy's clothes) You're...gonna...cosplay...and...you'll...like it...

Sandy: Ahh!

Patrick: Not looking, not looking! (runs out of room)

9. Boom Boom Pow written by Rusty392
A New song That Sandy and Patrick Never Heard plays On The Radio and Sandy and Patrick Can't Get Enough Of It, But Everyone Else can. (TV-MA-LS) (BBFC 15)

Quotes:

Spongebob: *Hums "Party rock anthem" by LMFAO*

Patrick: THAT'S SO 2008!

Sandy: MORE LIKE 2000 LATE !

Spongebob: It Just Came Out On iTunes

Patrick: (bleep) iTunes!

10. Stuck in the Pineapple Written by Jon23812
A snow storm hits the Bikini Bottom and while Patrick was visiting SpongeBob, and Squidward came to get back his shovel, the snow blocks all the exits and they are all stuck. (TV-MA-L) (BBFC 15)

Quotes:

Squidward: I will not be stuck in here with these two (bleep)ers. *Opens door and tries to claw his way in through the snow but fail*

SpongeBob: Don't worry, Squidward. You will be stuck with is in here... forever...

Squidward: AAARRRGGHHH!!!! *explodes*

11.Mt.Ultimate Written By Emperor2
SpongeBob & Co. go to the Mid-Atlantic Ridge,The Largest Mountain Chain on Planet Earth & Spongebob challenges Sandy to Climb Mt.Ultimate!.

Quotes:

SpongeBob:I'm Climbing Mt.Ultimate,Because Sandy's a weenie!

Sandy:(Bleep) you SB!

SpongeBob:Really,(Bleep)ing Weenie(Makes Raspberries)

12. Not Arrrr-propriate for Children Written by JellyfishJam38
The gang get kidnapped by evil and incredibly crude pirates. When Spongebob acknowledges that they are incredibly crude as well, they try to befriend the pirates. (TV-MA-LNS) (BBFC 15)

13. Gary Bottom and the Deathly Marshmallows Written by JellyfishJam38
A new student comes into school called Gary Bottom, who claims he is a wizard on a hunt for the Dark Lord's Deathly Marshmallows. Can the gang find out whether he actually is a wizard, is playing a nasty trick, or has mental problems? (TV-MA-LSV) (BBFC 15)

Gary: (pointing his wand at Patrick) Profanisaurus!

(Patrick lets out an uncontrollable stream of cursing)

14. School's Out Forever Written by Ponyo Fan
After SpongeBob tricks Congress into signing a bill banning school, school is officially out forever. While Congress tries to get rid of the law, the whole town is running wild! (TV-MA-L) (BBFC 15)

15.Remember The Day(9/11 Episode)Written by Emperor2
The guys remember 9/11 & the death of SpongeBob's Uncle Jacob. (TV-MA-LSV) (BBFC 15)

Quotes:

SpongeBob;This is the site where my Uncle Died,so shut up Patrick

Patrick:I'm (Bleep)ing sorry,Buddy!

16.Atlantic War All Written by Emperor2
This episode is When Bikini Bottom & Rock Bottom Children fight it out. (TV-MA-LV) (BBFC 12)

17.LMFSAO Written by Emperor2
Squidward & Patrick became the band LMFSAO(Laugh My F***ing Sponge Ass Off). (TV-MA-L) (BBFC 15)

18.MegaMan Written by Emperor2
The game Mega Man takes over Bikini Bottom! (TV-MA-LV) (BBFC 15)

Quotes:

SpongeBob:Get that (bleep)ing game away from me.

19.Cool! Written by Emperor2
The Guys get wasted for the 1st time. (TV-MA-LSV) (BBFC 15)

20. Squidward Kills SpongeBob and Patrick Written by Jon23812
Squidward has had it up to "here" with SpongeBob and Patrick, so he decided to kill them. After that, Squidward finds out that his life is boring and empty. He realized that SpongeBob and Patrick made his life entertaining, but Squidward doesn't want SpongeBob and Patrick back so he decides to commit suicide. After Squidward "attempts" to do it, he wakes up and finds out it was all a dream, and that SpongeBob and Patrick are still alive, so he attempts it again, and THAT was a dream keeps doing it, and keeps waking up. (TV-MA-LV) (BBFC 15)

Quotes:

Squidward: *jumps out of the window and wakes up* Why... *jumps out of the window and wakes up* won't... *jumps out of the window and wakes up* I... *jumps out of the window and wakes up* die? *jumps out of the window and wakes up*

Sign Ups:
JellyfishJam38: Creator, writer

Ponyo Fan: Writer

Jon23812: Writer

Emperor2-Writer(Season 1-Present)

Trivia
This show is broadcast at 11pm.

There is a stronger version callled When Sponges Go Bad Extreme, which has all nudity and swearing uncensored.

Awards & Nominations

 * 1 = "Sandy Sings Up"