User blog:Muchacha/I can't write

I can't write.

It all started when I became a writer on Ponyo Fan's series Vacation: The Parody. I wrote most of the second half of Sex, Lies, and Cannibalism, but then Ponyo Fan disappeared, so I wrote Quest for the Stolen Stuff by myself.

When I finished, I realized something.

Something was wrong.

There were no racy moments in my writing, and the edginess had almost vanished. No innuendos, no anything. It seemed kiddish. People started commenting on the fourth episode, saying I killed the series and my episode script is beyond repair. I tried to add a scene where Desu catches Da Nerd with a jar of Vaseline, but made things possibly worse.

Until Ponyo Fan comes back, I'm stuck with a sub-par torn up of piece of crap. :(