The Frycook-Off

Episode 5 of SpongeBob Boom.

Transcript
Layne: So, I’m still very confused about what this place is. Do you guys want to go into the town and look at the stuff there?

Amy: Yeah, I guess we could do that. BUT, Only under 1 circumstance.

Layne: What’s that?

Amy: That you’ll autograph my hammer.

Layne: Fine.

[Everyone starts walking into town.]

SpongeBob: Ooohhhh, what’s that wonderful smell?

Sonic: The town’s best restaurant, Meh Burger.

Dave The Intern: What would you like to order?

SpongeBob: A ham sandwich.

Dave The Intern: Here you go.

[SpongeBob looks at the dead pig in a sandwich.]

SpongeBob: AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!

Dave The Intern: What?

Mr. Krabs: WHAT KIND OF DISGRACE IS THIS?!?!?!

Dave The Intern: I bet you couldn’t make anything better, old man.

Mr. Krabs: Let’s make a bet, landlover. If me and my one of a kind frycook can make a better sandwich than yours, based off of Layne’s opinion, we get this restaurant. And if you win, we owe you $100,000.

Dave The Intern: Deal!

[5 Minutes Later]

[Dave and SpongeBob are both face to face, separated only by burning grills.]

Layne: On your mark, get set, GO!

SpongeBob: Y’know, I actually work as a frycook back in Bikini Bottom.

Dave The Intern: Cool! What was the name of the restaurant?

SpongeBob: The Krusty Krab. It was THE BEST!

Dave The Intern: Cool! I’m trying to get into School For Wannabe Villians.

SpongeBob: Well, I hope you can get in. You seem really nice!

Dave The Intern: Thanks! Are you done with your sandwich too?

SpongeBob: Yep! I guess it’s time to see what the best musician ever thinks.

Dave The Intern: Yep.

Layne: So what do we have here? A Krabby Patty and a Meh Burger. Let’s see who’s my victi- I MEAN CHOICE OF SANDWICH- first.

[Layne takes a bite out of the Meh Burger and spits it out. He then takes a bite out of the Krabby Patty, and then stuffs it into his mouth.]

Layne: THE MEH BURGER IS HORRIBLE! MEH BURGER IS NOW THE KRUSTY KRAB!

Dave The Intern: So…. I don’t have to work here anymore!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[Dave runs back to his house screaming in joy.]

Squidward: Meh Burger is now the Krusty Krab?

Mr. Krabs: Yep. So you now work for me again!

Knuckles: And maybe that sponge guy can make us some more Flabby Pattys!

Squidward: AAAAAAUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!

Amy: Layne, you still owe me something…

Layne: Fine.

[Layne autographs Amy’s hammer. Amy then faints.]

Sonic: So, what now?

[Plankton and Eggman appear]

Plankton: YOUR DESTRUCTION!

Eggman: That was my line!

Plankton: I DON’T CARE!

Eggman: UGH! Robot! Activate instant kill!

Robot: Yes master Eggman.

Squidward: Oh god...

[Episode End]