Patrick Has One Hour To Live

Patrick Has One Hour To Live is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star

Transcript
(Patrick is writing his will.)

Patrick: I'll give my jellyfishing net to SpongeBob and my shorts to Gary. Um...what else?

(An angel flies through Patrick's rock and sets his will on fire.)

Patrick: Hey, what was that for?

Angel: I'm afraid there's been a misunderstanding. You're not going to die in an hour.

Patrick: I'm not?

Angel: No. The man upstairs made budget cuts, so we can't afford to take up any more too-stupid-to-live types.

Patrick: Was burning the will really necessary, though.

Angel: It's dramatic. Who doesn't like dramatics?

Perez Hilton: (raises hand) I don't.

(What a twist!)