Night Shift Pat/transcript

(Spongebob looks out the window)

SpongeBob: Hey, Gary, did you always wonder what Patrick does at nighttime?

Gary: Meow.

(It goes inside Patrick's rock)

Patrick: (looking at the TV) That guy got hit with a cocunut! HAHAHAHAHA!

(He looks at the clock)

Patrick (makes a frown): Tarture sauce. It's time for dinuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhner.

(Patrick walks over to his cabnits)

Patrick: Breakfast, Lunch, Snack, DINNER!! (He opens the cabnit) What will I have tonight?

(He looks at a list that cleary reads:)

MONDAY: CHEESEBURGER

TUESDAY: CHEESEBURGER

WENDESDAY: CHEESEBURGER

THURSDAY: CHEESEBURGER

FRIDAY: SOUP

Patrick: Toady's the cheeseburger! (He pulls out a box of cerial) This is not a cheeseburger. This is...is...BROCCLI!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! Spongebob! HELP MEEEEEEEE!

(Back at SpongeBob's)

Spongebob: Sounds like Patrick found the cerial box in his dinner cabnit.

(Back at Patrick's)

Patrick: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAA! Wait a minute. This isn't broccli. AAAAAAAAH! This is cerial. It goes in the breakfast cabnit. Now where's that cheeseburger?

(He opens a cabnit full of steaming hot soup)

Patrick: Barnacles! I'm out of cheeseburgers! I'll have to go to the Barg-n-Mart.

(He walks up to the Barg-n-Mart Door)

Patrick: Hello? Anybody in here? Hello?

Timecard: 15 MINUTES LATER...

Patrick: No response. DON'T WORRY! I'LL FREE YOU!

(He breaks through the glass door and the siren goes off)

Patrick: This happen again?! Barncacles!

Policeman #1: Patrick, what are you doing here at 9:00 PM?

Patrick: Oh, I thought it was 9:00 AM! And i'm getting a cheeseburger.

Policeman #2: Here you go.

Patrick: aaaaaaaaah! It's a CHEESEBURGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've never ate one of these.

Policeman #1: Sir, you've ate 43 of them this year.

Patrick: Oh yeah. Well, thanks for the cheeseburger!

Policeman #2: You're welcome!

Patrick: I'M INVITED TO YOUR HOUSE?! HORRAY!

Policeman #2: No you're not.

Patrick (starts crying): PATRICK SAD!

TO BE CONTINUED