Patrick's Fan Mail (7)

Patrick's Fan Mail #7 is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(An envelope slides through the mail slot in Patrick's rock, and Patrick opens it.)

Patrick: Look! It's a letter!

(Patrick takes piece of paper with the letter "B" written on it out of the envelope.)

Patrick: Strange. Oh hey, look! There's something behind it!

(Patrick turns the paper around and reads:)

Dear patrick

Hello I am learning how to write stories. Do you have any suggestions?

Sincerely Trophy

Patrick: You came to the right starfish! I write stories all the time! Like that one about the ugly barnacle. I won a Pulitzer Prize for that one.

(Patrick takes the Pulitzer medal out of his pocket and kisses it.)

Patrick: Chew on this, all my English teachers who failed me! A.K.A. all my English teachers! What was I talking about? Oh, right, I was helping that "Sincerely Trophy" fellow.

(Patrick puts the medal back in his pocket.)

Patrick: But yeah, writing isn't that hard at all. You just have to follow the three "S's": sincerity, simplicity, and shrimp. Since your name is "Sincerely", you probably know a lot about sincerity, so I won't dwell on that. Simplicity is making sure that your writing isn't too hard for the readers to follow. Shrimp is, well, shrimp. I couldn't think of another "S", so I just went with shrimp.

(A shrimp in The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star's studio audience claps.)

Shrimp: Brava, brava!

Patrick: Thank you. That's it for this week's edition of Patrick's Fan Mail! Remember to come back every week for more of the the inner machinations of my mind!

(Click here to send a fan letter to Patrick Star.)