RamDarre Contest Entry - Da Nerd

This is my entry for the spin-off short contest hosted by RamDarre - Da Nerd

Transcript
[SpongeBob's foghorn alarm goes off.]

SpongeBob: Another beautiful day!

[SpongeBob walks outside]

[Patrick lifts up his rock and gets out.]

SpongeBob: How's my favorite neighbor doing?

Patrick: I'm doing great, SpongeBob! Let's play a game of Abuskartzluber!

SpongeBob: Squidward says he needs his beauty sleep right now.

Patrick: It's okay, we'll be [lowers voice to a whisper] very quiet.

SpongeBob: Well, okay!

''[SpongeBob and Patrick start making insanely loud and annoying nonsense sounds, camera pans to inside Squidward's house. Squidward wakes up.]''

Squidward: HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TWO SHITHEADS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!? YOU'VE WENT WAY TOO FAR THIS TIME, SPONGEFUCK AND SHITHEAD!

''[Squidward slams the window shut. After a few seconds, SpongeBob and Patrick shrug and go back to nonsense blabbering. After about 5 seconds of this, Squidward comes outside of his house with a rifle. He shoots SpongeBob and Patrick.]''

The End.