SquidClone (Episode)

SquidClone

Written By: Purple133

Written For: Spin Off Kings Episode 1

Transcript
Synopsis: Sandy accidentally makes a happy version of Squidward. The "SquidClone" befriends SpongeBob much to Squidward's annoyance.

[Episode opens with SpongeBob and Patrick sitting on SpongeBob’s couch]

SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, have you ever wanted Squidward to be happier and our friend?

Patrick: Yeah. For some reason he yelled at me when I slept on his couch last night. Weird am I right?

SpongeBob: Yeah.

[Camera pans to Squidward’s house]

Squidward: You know, I really want hair! I think I’ll go to Sandy’s house to get some hair growing formula.

[Squidward walks to Sandy’s tree dome]

Squidward: Hey Sandy, can you give me some hair growing formula?

Sandy: Sure, I just have to screw this bolt into my clone machine.

Squidward: Okay fine, I’ll wait.

[Sandy puts the bolt in and Squidward walks over to the bench to wait]

Squidward: Over here? Sandy: NO! It’s in direct line of the clone machine!

Squidward: What?

[The clone machine suddenly turns on and shoots a blast at Squidward]

Squidward: What just happ-

[Squidward turns and sees his clone]

Squidward: Wait, you’re me!

Squidward Clone: Yeah I guess!

Sandy: So now we have two grouches.

Squidward Clone: Ya know, let’s call me SquidClone.

Squidward: Wow, that makes sense.

SquidClone: Yeah, it does.

Sandy: So what do we do now?

SquidClone: Play sports?

Squidward: Watch public television?

Sandy: It’s becoming more and more apparent that you two aren’t alike. Squidward what are your thoughts on SpongeBob?

Squidward: He’s an annoying jellyfishing, bubble blowing nuisance.

SquidClone: Did you say bubble blowing?! I want to meet him!

Squidward: Fine. I guess I’ll introduce you.

[Squidward brings SquidClone back to his house]

Squidward: SpongeBob is right there. SquidClone: I’ll go introduce myself!

Squidward: Please don’t.

[SquidClone goes to SpongeBob’s house and knocks on the door]

SpongeBob: Squidward?

SquidClone: No, SquidClone. I’m a happy version of your grumpy neighbor.

SpongeBob: Okay! Want to play Fortnite on my PS4?

SquidClone: Sure! What’s that?

SpongeBob: Here, I’ll teach you.

[Episode Ends]