User blog:Kelpy G/A GOOD SBFW WILL COME WHEN I'M DICTATOR

When that wretched fool Ponyo is running for dictatorship, I can't just stand back doing nothing....I will fight it harder. Remember, if I get elected, the golden age of 2012 will be nothing when my Golden Age of 2017 comes about...and most of you will get to live it!

Why?

 * Democracy allows bizzare things. The majority is all that matters in a democracy. That means, as long as you have 50.000001% or more in support of your proposal, no matter how flawed and illegal it is, it becomes law.
 * Having Ponyo as the sole leader will be bad. A dictatorship will go into chaos once the dictator (in this case, Ponyo) leaves, which has an increased chance of becoming possible over the next 5 years.
 * Our infulence on other wikis will be ruptured when Ponyo becomes dictator. My goal, instead of spreading propaganda against ESB, is to make peace with it. We should act in a peaceful manner towards ESB in official discussions. It would be a setback if the two largest SpongeBob wikis are not allies. They could change their unfair policies step by step, and we (yes we do have bad policies) can change ours.

The administration of ESB might fall by 2023, and if that applies to SBFW, we'll not live to see our sweet sixteen. Do you want to die before having sex? HELL NAW!

"Kelpy G is honestly a good candidate to lead in the wiki's future"

- JonthePlayerxD


 * 1) FeelTheKelp