A Merry Bleeping Christmas

"A Merry Bleeping Christmas" is an unfinished episode from season 1 of NKC. The episode was intended to be released in 2018. The specific release date is unknown but is presumed to be December 2018 due to the Christmas theme of the episode. The unfinished episode was leaked by Vanessa on November 24, 2019 alongside "Rushed, Unfunny & Short", in response to the delayed production of the series.

Plot
The episode is unfinished to the point where the "Plot" section was never even written.

Transcript
[episode opens with Sandy by an Amazon Alexa]

Sandy: Alexa play Jingle Bell Rock.

Alexa: OK. [starts playing what she thinks is Jingle Bell Rock but is actually Matt Rogers’ parody of it]

Sandy: Yea-hah! I can play Christmas songs with just my voice.

Matt Rogers: [censor bleep]

Sandy: Wait a second. [yelling] Alexa stop!

[goes to SpongeBob and Gary in their room]

SpongeBob: Isn't Christmas great Gary?

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: Let's see what Christmas specials are on TV. [turns on TV]

Announcer: And now, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. [TV goes to a test card] Unfortunately this special is now considered problematic, instead we'll give you a programme nobody will be offended by. [TV goes to static]

SpongeBob: You've got to be kidding me, first A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving and now this! What am I supposed to do now? [someone knocks on the door to his room] Come in! [Mr. Krabs enters]

Mr. Krabs: Hey boy! Listen, I need you to buy a Christmas tree for us.

SpongeBob: I thought you bought one online.

Mr. Krabs: I did, but uh, it came out smaller than I hoped. [holds up a Christmas tree the size of a Lego minifigure] So, I need you to go buy a new one, not online!

SpongeBob: Oh okay. Let me just go up to Floor 69.

Mr. Krabs: No! No! No!

SpongeBob: But that's where all your money is, I need your money to buy the Christmas tree.

Mr. Krabs: Yes I know but the, uh, floor is, under renovations. Yeah, renovations. That's it. [gets his wallet] Here. [throws wallet at him] Take my wallet!

SpongeBob: [confused] Okay. Thanks. [SpongeBob goes to the elevator]

Mr. Krabs: That was a close one. [cuts to Rex and Patrick on the couch with a bong and pot brownies on a table]

Rex: Wow. There's nothing better than the sweet smell of festive weed.

Patrick: Hey, you know what would make this better. Festive cocaine. We need to get some of that.

Rex: [gets out a bag of festive cocaine] Who said we didn't have any?

Patrick: [censor bleep] yeah! [SpongeBob exits the elevator]

SpongeBob: Can you survive a day without getting high?

Patrick: I can.

Rex: I cannot. [notices the pot brownies on the table] Hey brownies! [goes to SpongeBob struggling to carry a Christmas tree]

SpongeBob: [struggling] Why do these trees have to be so heavy?! [puts the tree down, a guy slowly walks up slowly trying to take the tree, thinking SpongeBob can't see him] Hey. [the guy screams and runs off] Dumbass. [hears someone crying] Who's that? [looks behind a building and sees an overworked elf] Hello?

Elf: [screams] Don't tell Santa I was here!

SpongeBob: Are you an elf?

Elf: Yes. In fact, I have been an elf for 5 years, [gives him a piece of paper with a url address to a website written on it] and this is all I got!

SpongeBob: What's this?

Elf: A used link for free Discord Nitro.

SpongeBob: Wait, so you've been helping Santa for 5 years and this is all you've earned.

Elf: Yep, they don't even give us breaks, they just make us work 24/7 while Santa sleeps. [goes to SpongeBob taking the elf home] You know, it would be nice to tell me where we're going first.

SpongeBob: We're going to my house, then me and some, other people that live there, are going to go to the North Pole and confront Santa!

Elf: That sounds like a good plan to me.

SpongeBob: Do you think it will make millions?

Elf: Why are you asking?

SpongeBob: Well I was thinking about writing a book.

Elf: Eh, maybe. [SpongeBob and the elf are standing outside the house]

SpongeBob: Here we are. [gets his keys out]

Elf: Do you smell something burning?

SpongeBob: Eh, it's probably nothing. [opens the door and there's a fire] Oh no!

Patrick: [peeing in a bucket] Don't worry, I have this all under control! [throws the bucket into the fire and it gets worse] No I don't.

SpongeBob: How? What? Why?

Patrick: Well, you see, me and Rex were getting high and he decided to eat the brownie, he said he wasn't getting as high as he wanted, so he tried to smoke the brownie and then he dropped it on the floor and, here we are.

SpongeBob: Where's Rex?

Patrick: Oh, uh… [Rex is shown running naked in the street]

Rex: Why are you chasing after me?! [screams and runs into a pole, knocking himself out]

Patrick: I don't know.

Trivia

 * Interestingly, the episode has different formatting to Rushed, Unfunny & Short.