The Curse of the WereRabbit


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The Cruse of the WereRabbit
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 * [the episode starts at Sandy’s treedome, where Sandy is putting some chemicals into a cauldron of soup. SpongeBob enters and joins in.]
 * Sandy: Oh, hi, SpongeBob. Wanna see what I’m doing right here?
 * SpongeBob: Sure, Sandy. It looks like some sort of experiment.
 * Sandy: Why yes, it is one of my experiments i'm doing.
 * SpongeBob: What is it about?
 * Sandy: Well, it's a soup that makes people smarter. It has powerful chemicals, and will be able to make people smarter with just one ingredient..........my high school diploma. The problem is, i can't find it!
 * SpongeBob: Don't worry Sandy! Your good friend SpongeBob will find it! [he goes into Sandy's tree, and he searches under her bed with his hand] Hey, i think i found it! Oh wait, it's just a carrot, Dang it! [he kicks a nut with his foot, but the nut bounces off the wall and hits SpongeBob in the head, making him fall out of the window and into Sandy's soup]
 * Sandy: SPONGEBOB!
 * SpongeBob: [spits the soup] BLEH! I hate carrots! I hope that carrot didn't ruin your experiment. [his teeth gap closes, and his teeth become big]
 * Sandy: AH!
 * SpongeBob: What?
 * Sandy: YOUR TEETH!
 * SpongeBob: AH! Well, they're kind of cool..........like carrots..........
 * Sandy: You said you hated carrots!
 * SpongeBob: I know! I hate carrots! It's almost like these rabbit teeth made me love carrots............[he grows rabbit ears, which punch Sandy in the face when they grow] Oh, sorry! Bad ears, bad! [his nose morphs into a rabbit nose] AH! Wait.......that smell..............carrots............GOTTA GO!
 * Sandy: SPONGEBOB! COME BACK!
 * [bubble transition, we see Squidward playing his clarinet]
 * Squidward: What's that sound? OH NO! GO AWAY SEA BU-[looks out of his window] SPONGEBOB?! You look hideous! STOP EATING MY CARROTS!
 * SpongeBob: Oh i'm sorry Squidward! I don't know what came over me! [takes a carrot, and is about to eat it]
 * Squidward: NO! [he jumps out of the window and takes the carrot away from SpongeBob]
 * SpongeBob: HEY! [he gets a rock, and throws it in Squidward's face]
 * Squidward: WHAT THE HECK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!
 * SpongeBob: OH I'M SORRY!
 * Sandy: SPONGEBOB! YOU THREW ME INTO GOO LAGOON!
 * SpongeBob: I'M SORRY SANDY! I'M GOING INSANE OVER CARROTS! [he becomes a giant, which rips off his pants and shoes] WHAT THE?! [he gets covered in fur, and grows a rabbit tail] AAAAAAAAAAH!
 * Squidward: HE'S A GIANT RABBIT!
 * Sandy: OH SNAP!
 * Patrick: Hi.
 * SpongeBob: [howls]
 * Patrick: How did this happen?
 * Sandy: Well, it all started when SpongeBob went to my treedome.............
 * French Narrator: 6 minutes later...............
 * Sandy: And now he's a.........were-rabbit?
 * Patrick: You shouldn't leave nuts on the floor.
 * Squidward: Welp, i'm going to go. Not gonna be involved in this. Better already rest to prepare for work tomorrow.
 * Sandy and Patrick: WORK?!
 * [bubble transition, we see SpongeBob with his Krusty Krab hat, walking with Patrick and Sandy]
 * Sandy: Well, the customers are certainly going to be............surprised when seeing you like this............
 * Patrick: I think it will all work out once we tell them he's beautiful on the inside, like our lord and savior Shrek!
 * Sandy: Well, let's just go in......[they all go in the Krusty Krab]
 * Squidward: Just a second, aaaaand..........
 * Customers: [they all leave the Krusty Krab screaming]
 * Squidward: There.
 * Patrick: WAIT! HE'S BEAUTIFUL ON THE INSIDE! LIKE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR SHREEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
 * Squidward: [dresses up as a fish] Oh no, a monster, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah [leaves the Krusty Krab]
 * Mr. Krabs: ME CUSTOMERS! YOU UGLY GIANT RABBIT MONSTER! [gets a shotgun]
 * Sandy: Hey hey Krabs! Calm down! He's SpongeBob!
 * Patrick: And beautiful on the inside, like Shre-[Sandy shuts his mouth]
 * Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob? What happened to you? You look........different.
 * Sandy: Well.......................
 * French Narrator: 6 minutes later.................again...............
 * Mr. Krabs: Well..........................emh.........................MY BUSINESS IS DEAD.
 * Sandy: Pretty much.
 * Mr. Krabs: Crap.
 * Sandy: Welcome to the apocalypse, Mr. Krabs.
 * Patrick: And you know what's worse? Today, SpongeBob also has BOATING SCHOOL.
 * Sandy: Wait! I have an idea.
 * [bubble transition]
 * Mrs. Puff: Hi class, is everybody here? Wait, where's SpongeBob?
 * Drifter: [goes in] Hello, Mrs. Puff. It's me, SpongeBob, with a new haircut.
 * Mrs. Puff: Wow, SpongeBob, you certainly look very.............different.
 * Drifter: Lady, i literally just got a new haircut, i didn't turn into a were-rabbit.
 * Mrs. Puff: Of course, of course. Now class, today we are going to talk about the first car crash! It all began on.......
 * French Narrator: 2 boring hours later......
 * Sandy: So, how did it go?
 * Drifter: Those were the most boring 2 hours of my life. We literally just talked about a guy who crashed his car, but we went through his whole life story before he actually crashes the car! And at the end, the car crash is barely a car crash! You gotta fix SpongeBob's problem! I'm not going here again!
 * [bubble transition]
 * Sandy: We've tried everything! We tried feeding him soup with his spatula, a Krabby Patty, everything! I guess he will always stay like this.......
 * French Narrator: [singing sadly] Who lives in a pineapple under the sea............
 * Sandy: That's it! [gets a pineapple, and throws it in a soup] Drink it! [gives it to SpongeBob with a spoon, turning him back into a sponge]
 * SpongeBob: Woo-hoo! That worked!
 * Everyone: YES!
 * Patrick: I haven't cried this much since the ending of Shrek 2.........