User blog:MrScience12/Absorbent Days New Special Promo!


 * Sandy: (holds up ray gun) I present to you my handy-dandy "Chicken Changer Ray Gun"! It changes a regular pile of trash into a nice, fresh-baked chicken!


 * Narrator: Have you ever wondered...?


 * SpongeBob: (carrying a pile of trash) Hey Sandy! I have the pile of trash for you. Sandy? (soda can falls out of pile; SpongeBob trips on it and lands in the pile of trash) Whoa!


 * Narrator: ...What it feels like...?


 * Sandy: Oh, there's that pile of trash. (zaps pile of trash)


 * Narrator: ...To change forms?


 * SpongeBob: (face close-up) Ugh. What happened? (camera cuts to a full shot of SpongeBob, who is now a yellow turkey)


 * Narrator: Well, if you don't, just ask SpongeBob!


 * SpongeBob: Ah! I'm a...a...whatever fish this is.


 * Narrator: That's right! SpongeBob's a turkey, and this Wednesday, SpongeBob is on the Thanksgiving menu! So, on Thanksgiving Thursday, enjoy your turkey feast. Just make sure you're not eating SpongeBob!

See the newest Absorbent Days special, An Absorbent Thanksgiving. Gobbling your way...


 * SpongeBob: Gobble gobble gobble!


 * Narrator: ...Wednesday, November 27th at six. Only on the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki! For showtimes in your region, check your local listings!

Local Listings

 * William Leonard-sia: 11:00 pm. (That may be kind of late, but what can I say?)
 * TopherGo-sia: 5:00 pm.
 * For the rest of you foreign countries that do not exist, figure it out!