User blog:ElectroElf/I'm surprised I'm not depresssd right now

do not read if you weren't around the wiki in mid-2016

So I was just informed on my schools homepage that Olivia (my crush) is moving somewhere in Florida, (yes for some reason they have a page for people that are moving) so i have decided to probably kill her off in an upcoming episode of SBFW: After Hours.

This is actually happening, and I thought I would be depressed about it, but I'm really not. She started to get into "the popular group" in last year and she has actually kind of got really mean. I mean, that's what happens when you are a hot girl that everyone wants a piece of.

isn't middle school politics just great

I can't exactly contanct her either because she has a new shiny phone and I don't have the number to it.

So Squidnerd, fantasize all you want. You don't even know what she looks like lmao.