Box Productions in a Nutshell

Box Productions in a Nutshell:

Box Productions Vs. PI
PI: (in his mind) At least I'm safe inside my mind.

Box Productions: (in his mind) At least I'm safe inside my mind.

PI and Box Productions: (screaming)

Box Productions Acquiring Squidwork
Squidwork: Well, I'm going to go check. (walks off. Opens door and screams because he sees Box Productions with a coffin)

Box Productions: Okay, get in.

Box Productions as a Network
Man on TB: I couldn't afford a present this year, so I got you this box. [he holds up a box]

Woman on TV: That's what I got you! [she also holds up a box]

Squidward: Isn't there anything on that isn't about boxes?! [changes channel to Box Productions] Announcer: And welcome back to Championship Boxing.

Squidward: (chuckles in hope) Heh-heh, I guess this is okay. I mean, it's not really about boxes. (two boxes go at each other in the ring) I give up.

Plopper
PI: Now is it my turn?

Box Productions: No.

[Box Productions and PI arrive at their houses]

PI: How about now?

Box Productions: Nah, maybe tomorrow.

PI: [Sighs sadly] Nighty-night, Plopper. [Box Productions swipes it away as PI reaches out to touch it]

Box Productions: No touching!

Global Domination
PI: I can find it. Is it in here?

Box Productions: No, don't! That's my... [Patrick opens the door and a bunch of shows, companies an streaming services pile out of Box Productions' closet] ...subsidiary closet.

PI: I want a subsidiary! [starts to cry]

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