Patrick Helps with An Experiment

Patrick Helps with An Experiment is an episode of The Silly Adventures Of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Patrick is in Sandy's treedome with lab goggles. Sandy walks out of her tree with her newest invention.)

Sandy: Hello, my lab ra-I mean, friend!

Patrick: Hi, Sandy! Is that the limitless soda machine?

Sandy: Well, about that...this isn't actually a limitless soda machine.

Patrick: So it's a regular soda machine? Fine, I guess that will have to do.

Sandy: No, it's not a soda machine at all. I just said that to get you in here. This is actually a machine that re-formats a sea creature's DNA to allow them to breathe air. I just have to connect it to your water helmet.

Patrick: Wait! Why can't SpongeBob do this?

Sandy: His pores would cause the machine to go haywire. Your body, unlike his, is a closed system. A big, beautiful closed system.

Patrick: Hey! Eyes up here!

Sandy: (rolls eyes) So will you test this thing or not?

Patrick: Will you get me a soda if I do?

Sandy: Fine! Yes! I will!

Patrick: Then air me up, Sally.

(Sandy connects the machine to Patrick's water helmet, and after a few minutes, it dings.)

Sandy: Alright, take off the helmet.

Patrick: You sure?

Sandy: Yeah.

(Patrick takes off his helmet and takes in a deep breath of the air around him.)

Patrick: It's...wonderful.

Sandy: I'm surprised there weren't any side effects.

(Patrick turns into a live-action starfish.)

Patrick: Me too.

(What a twist!)