Patrick Gets His Boat Fixed

Patrick Gets His Boat Fixed is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Patrick walks into an auto shop.)

Angry Jack: How can I be of service?

Patrick: Hey, didn't you use to work for that shell emporium?

Angry Jack: Yeah, but I went out of business after a yellow EEDIOT broke all of my shells.

Patrick: Hey, my best friend's yellow!

Angry Jack: Does his name happen to be SpongeBob SquarePants?

Patrick: Yeah, yeah!

Angry Jack: Then GET OUT OF MY SHOP!

Patrick: But aren't you going to fix my boat?

Angry Jack: (sighs) Fine. But only because I need the money.

(Patrick takes the pieces of a toy boat out of his pocket.)

Patrick: It broke when I sat on it.

(Angry Jack takes out a wrench and beats Patrick senseless with it.)

Patrick: Ow! You're not getting a tip for this! Ow!

(What a twist!)