Cream of Cheat

Cream of Cheat is the fifth episode of the Absorbent Days series and the fifth episode of season one. After failing millions of boating exams, SpongeBob is desperate to past a test. In the store, Surplus R' Us, SpongeBob runs into racing legend Sheldon "Speedy" Salmon who tries to give SpongeBob pointers. But after he deems SpongeBob unteachable, SpongeBob gives Sheldon a makeover, making him look like him. Mrs. Puff invites the surrogate SpongeBob to dinner, but at desert, she gets suspicious on how he had suddenly past a boating exam out of nowhere. Will she find out for desert.

Characters

 * SpongeBob SquarePants
 * Poppy Puff (debut)
 * Sheldon "Speedy" Salmon (debut)
 * Gary the Snail

Transcript

 * [episode starts with at a long view with screeching in the background; scene cuts to SpongeBobn driving a boat uncontrollably with Mrs. Puff in the passenger seat]
 * SpongeBob: Don't worry, Mrs. Puff. I've got it all under control. [forces steering wheel right and left]
 * REST OF TRANSCRIPT COMING SOON