Long John SpongeBob

Long John SpongeBob

It's a pirates life for SpongeBob when he discovers his inner pirate while Patrick dates a vet's office intern.

Season: 6 Episode: 12

Total Episode Count: 110

'''Prod. no.''': 6ACX06

Featuring: SpongeBob, Patrick, Anna

Also Appearing: Sandy, PEarl, Plankton, Squidward, Mayor Johnny East, Fred, Tom, John, Nancy Fishly, Dr. Jewish, Nort Goldman, Adrien Beakey, Pirates, Shelley Boothbishop, Betty (sock puppet), Barbara (Patrick's friend)

Plot: While waiting for Squidward at the octopi's office, Patrick meets a young intern named Anna and develops a crush on her. Meanwhile, SpongeBob becomes very attached to a sea parrot he sees at the vet and decides to steal it for himself. He carries his sea parrot wherever he goes, so SpongeBob's friends compare him to a pirate and suggest he dress up like one. He does, and recruits three other pirates to begin terroizing the town under the name "Long John SpongeBob". SpongeBob and his men loot British man Shelley Boothbishop's car full of sugar cane, tobacco, and spices in a drwan-out high-speed car cahse that mimics a naval battle, filled with cannonade and sword fighting on each side. SpongeBob's sea parrot is gravely injured in the attack and dies reportedly humiliating death at the vet's office, though SpongeBob quickly gets over it in favor of a pipe organ (which, too, soon meet's it's demise at SpongeBob's hands).

Whilst at the octopi's office, Patrick meets up with Anna again and musters up rhe courage to ask her out. The relationship goes very smoothly until SpongeBob berates Patrick for treating her like a human being. Taking SpongeBob's advice on male superioity, Patrick puts Anna down on their next date so he can make progress with her. Understandably Anna breaks up with him instead. Patrick laments his experience to Sandy, who forces SpongeBob to make it up for him. SpongeBob decides to hook Patrick up with other girls, though his efforts consistently fail.

After SpongeBob's ideas are exhausted, Sandy comforts Patrick and says that though his friend's intentions are good, the only person he should turn to in this situation is himself. Patrick returns to the octopi to see Anna (he intentionally broke Squidward's nose with a chair as an excuse to go back to the octopi), and apologizes to her and kisses her. Anna forgives Patrick and the two renew their relationship. The episode ends with a severly disfigured Squidward collapsong on the floor and pleading for, only for Plankton to come out of nowhere and kick him in the gut.

Trivia

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Rating
TV-14: DLSV

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