Calamity

Transcript
(Episode opens around the table)

EB: It was a 2 - 1 vote. GreyBob, you have been evicted!

GreyBob: I don’t really care to be honest.

EB: You sound devastated.

(GreyBob walks onto the stage)

Steve: And with that, we have reached the final five.

Pearl: Cool!

Fred: LIT!

Sonic: Speed!

EB: Sonic, what?

Sonic: No idea.

EB: Anyways for your next challenge, you will have to become superheroes and take on one of five supervillains. You will be randomly paired with a supervillain, so you might want to make your superhero costume and abilities cool.

Steve: We have a wide selection of stuff, so please use anything!

EB: First person to beat their villain wins. Go!

(Cut to Sonic)

Sonic: I’m staying the same, give me my villain!

Steve: Okay, you have to fight Dr. Robotnik.

Sonic: Easy!

(Sonic starts fighting, but Robotnik has upgraded)

Dr. R: You’re going down!

(Cut to Nat getting a bunch of water bottles)

Nat: I am the Incomprehensible Blob! I’m ready to fight!

Steve: You will be fighting Calamity!

(Calamity comes out, he’s a fire monster)

Nat: Oh sh-

(Nat gets crushed under a burning heap of rock and metal; Cut to Gary making a suit)

Gary: Meow!

EB: Alright, you will be fighting Cyclone.

(Cyclone comes out, he has a white and blue suit with wind and water powers)

Gary: Meow!

(Gary wins instantly somehow)

EB: GODDAMMIT! THIS CHALLENGE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LONG AND MEANINGFUL!

Gary: MEOW!

EB: FINE! GO NOMINATE TWO PEOPLE THEN.

(At the table)

Gary: Meow meow!

Steve: I’ll translate. First, I nominate Nat, because him and Fred are the only original duo left.

Gary: Meow meow!

Steve: Second, I nominate Fred for the same reason.

Fred: Oh noooooo!

EB: Well, go finally vote out either Fred or Nat!

Who finally goes home? Fred Nat