User blog:MrScience12/Stuck in the Krusty Krab

Absorbent Days presents Stuck in the Krusty Krab.

Transcript

 * [short begins at the Krusty Krab during closing time; the windows reveal a dark horizon and customers are beginning to leave the Krusty Krab; Squidward is pushing glasses into a tray hanging from his neck; Mr. Krabs is collecting the profits from the register; SpongeBob is cleaning the grill with his sponge]


 * Mr. Krabs: Well, Mr. Squidward. It's finally closing time. I know you're just welling with happiness right now.


 * Squidward: I guess you can tell because of my radiant smile. [a woman screams in the background at the sight of Squidward's plain face]


 * Mr. Krabs: Uh...huh. Well, SpongeBob we're closing! How are you coming with that grill?


 * SpongeBob: Almost spotless, sir. [begins scrubbing harder]


 * Mr. Krabs: Well, I better get going. [begins walking out of the Krusty Krab] Have to spend some time with me pearls. I mean me Pearl. [walks out of Krusty Krab]


 * Squidward: [sighs] Lucky. [looks toward kitchen] Come on, SpongeBob! We're leaving!


 * SpongeBob: Hold on! Hold on! [scrubs hard on smudge] Almost...there.


 * Squidward: Are you kidding me?! SpongeBob?! SpongeBob?! [looks into kitchen through window] SpongeBob! Do you hear me?!


 * [SpongeBob's scraper throws up the smudge; the scraper hits Squidward, knocking him out through the Krusty Krab doors; the doors accidentally lock behind Squidward]


 * SpongeBob: Ah. Spotless. [takes off gloves] Well, time to get to the ol' pineapple. [walks to doors; attempts to open doors, yet fails] Huh? [struggles harder] Their locked! [sent flying backward through table] What's going on? [hands search self for keys] Come on. Where are the keys? [speedily searches self] Where are those keys?! [key glows from outside of the Krusty Krab] There it is. Outside of the Krusty Krab. [pastes self to doors] I'm locked in. What will I tell Mr. Krabs?!


 * [phone rings in background]


 * SpongeBob: Huh?! [travels to the office] It's Mr. Krabs's office phone. [ring] I shouldn't pick it up. It's private. Wait! It might be Mr. Krabs calling to get me out of here. [picks up phone] Hello?! Mr. Krabs?!


 * Female Fish: [on other line] Who are you calling a crab? Anyways, I think I left my purse inside of the Krusty Krab. Do you know if it is in there?


 * SpongeBob: [seen looking through purse] Uh...yes, I think I see your purse.


 * Female Fish: Really? You do?


 * SpongeBob: Nope! [hangs up; laughs] Whoa. That was kind of fun. Hmm. I wonder. [phone rings]


 * [scene cuts to montage of SpongeBob, making prank calls to various late-night callers; scene cuts to the next day, where Mr. Krabs is walking to the Krusty Krab in the morning]


 * Mr. Krabs: Ah. Looks like another great day of work...[gasps] along with a riot?! [camera reveals a large riot] What the barnacles is going on?!


 * Male Fish: You tell me! What's with your employees making prank calls about us overnight?!


 * Riot: Yeah!


 * Mr. Krabs: Employees? [sees key on ground] What is my Krusty Krab key doing on the ground. Only a buffon would lock himself in the Krusty Krab. [gasps] SpongeBob! Either that or it's Old Man Jenkins. [walks into Krusty Krab, seeing a hysterical SpongeBob] SpongeBob! What are you doing?! And stop that laughing!


 * SpongeBob: Huh? Mr. Krabs, what's a riot doing outside of the Krusty Krab?


 * [scene cuts to closing time that same night; Mr. Krabs, Squidward, and SpongeBob are lined up and ready to leave the Krusty Krab for the night]


 * Mr. Krabs: Ah. Closing time. Are we all going to leave the Krusty Krab at the same time?


 * Squidward: [sighs] Sir, why do I have to take this initiation? I didn't lock myself in the Krusty Krab.


 * Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward!


 * Squidward: Fine. Yes, sir.


 * SpongeBob: And yes as well, Mr. Krabs.


 * Mr. Krabs: Great. Let's get going then. [all walk out of the Krusty Krab]


 * [Old Man Jenkins is then seen walking toward the doors, yet fails at opening the doors]


 * Old Man Jenkins: Oh, barnacle sticks. Not again. [phone rings] What's that?


 * [short ends]