User blog comment:Calaz/A Thing That My 8 Yr Old Cosin Wrote/@comment-28661186-20160604090632

I'll 'transcriptise' this. Ahem,

SpongeBob: Come on, Squidward! Why do you take the orders and I feed the customers? And you see sexier girls! If I were you, I'd be a the a bar drinking beer.

Squidward: Oh yeah SpongeBob, I was going to ask Patrick out yesterday but you said 'hi' to him so I got mad at you and ran away crying to my house. But I loved you last night, I snuck into your house and kissed you.

(is sexier even a word?)