Patrick Wins the Lottery

Patrick Wins the Lottery is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Patrick sits down in front of his television.)

TV Announcer: The winning numbers for the Bikini Bottom Lottery are...

(Patrick takes a Bikini Bottom Lottery ticket out of his pocket.)

TV Announcer: 1...2...3...4...5?

Patrick: I won! I won the lottery!

(Patrick runs out of his rock and into SpongeBob's pineapple.)

Patrick: SpongeBob! I won the lottery!

SpongeBob: You did, Patrick? So did I!

Patrick: What?

(SpongeBob and Patrick run into Squiward's house.)

SpongeBob and Patrick: Guess what, Squidward!

Squidward: I don't want to hear it! I just found out that I won the lottery, meaning that I don't have to work for that skinflint Krabs anymore and that I get to move as far away from you two as possible!

SpongeBob: What a coincidence! Both of us won the lottery, too!

Squidward: Huh?

(A Bikini Bottom Lottery representative walks into Squidward's house.)

BBL Representative: Congratulations on winning the lottery! Here are your winnings!

(The representative gives SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward envelopes, which they enthusiastically tear open.)

Squidward: A dollar and eight cents?

BBL Representative: Yeah! Half the people in Bikini Bottom won the lottery, and since the money is split between the winners, that's all you get!

(Squidward twitches, and then his head explodes.)

SpongeBob: Oh, don't worry. It grows back.

(What a twist!)