The Big Race Pilot!

Characters

 * SpongeBob SquarePants (debut)
 * Narrator (debut)
 * Lady (debut)
 * Announcer (debut)
 * Coach Drake (debut)
 * Patrick Star (debut)
 * Eugene H. Krabs (debut)
 * Sandy Cheeks (debut)
 * Sheldon J. Plankton (debut)
 * Pearl Krabs (debut)
 * Karen the Computer (debut)
 * Squidward Tentacles (debut)
 * Red Bird (debut)
 * Yellow Bird (debut)
 * Black Bird (debut)
 * Orange Bird (debut)
 * Blue Bird (debut)
 * White Bird (debut)

Transcript

 * Narrator: SpongeBob is at the Barg n' Mart. He is buying some Kelpo. Let's checkup on him. Shall we?
 * SpongeBob: Hmm? What's this? (reads paper aloud) Hello, citizen. I am having a running race on Sunday. Whoever wins gets a tropical vacation at Club Fish. Just come to 67 Anchor Lane, Bikini Bottom, Pacific Ocean. Cool!
 * Narrator: Friday.
 * SpongeBob: (does 100 push ups, thus making his arms fall off.) Ow!
 * Narrator: Saturday.
 * SpongeBob: (does 120 sit ups, and make his butt break into little pieces.) Youch!
 * Narrator: Sunday.
 * SpongeBob: (looks at clock) Oh no! I'm gonna be late! (runs to 67 Anchor Lane.) I'm SpongeBob SquarePants and I am going to sign in, okay?
 * Lady: Just sign here. (SpongeBob signs in.)
 * SpongeBob: So...where's my coach?
 * Lady: Coach Drake is at the track.
 * SpongeBob: And where is the track?
 * Lady: Down the hill.
 * SpongeBob: And where is the hill?
 * Lady: (gets really mad) RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
 * SpongeBob: (turns around) OH! (goes down hill)
 * Coach: So who are you?
 * SpongeBob: SpongeBob SquarePants.
 * Coach: SPELL IT!
 * SpongeBob: S, P, O, N, G, E, B, O, B, S, Q, U, A, R, E, P, A, N, T, S.
 * Coach: (writing) A, N, T, S. Good. Now go to the track. The other runners are ready.
 * SpongeBob:Yes sir - ir - ir - ir! Patrick! Mr. Krabs! Plankton! Sandy! Pearl! Karen! I'm competing against my friends?!
 * Coach: YES! NOW GO TO THE TRACK!
 * SpongeBob: Okay.
 * Announcer: Welcome to the first annual racing competition! Runners be ready. Ready...
 * SpongeBob: Here we go!
 * Announcer: Set... (SpongeBob sweats) Go! (SpongeBob starts running) #5 passes #2 and #7 in a flash!
 * Plankton: Hey!
 * Announcer: He passes #1 and #4 until #7 passes him! (SpongeBob screams) #5 catches up and passes #3 and #6. Then he's almost there, and he crosses the finish line!
 * SpongeBob: YES! YES! YES! (trips over some birds) Oh, hello.
 * Red Bird: Hello.
 * Yellow Bird: We are the Angry Birds.
 * Black Bird: We need your help.
 * Orange Bird: You need to rescue our golden egg.
 * Blue Bird: It holds our new baby bird.
 * White Bird: And the pigs want to eat it!
 * SpongeBob: Why?
 * Red Bird: They think it is an ordinary egg.
 * SpongeBob: I dunno, I'll do it.
 * Narrator: ("To Be Continued" sign is shown) To be con-
 * Squidward: NO! WAIT! I'm in the race. I'm #8!
 * Coach Drake: SQUIDWARD! I made you be late because I didn't want you in the race.
 * Squidward: No you didn't.
 * Coach Drake: Yes, I did.
 * Squidward: Didn't.
 * Coach Drake: Did.
 * Squidward: Didn't.
 * Coach Drake: Did.
 * SpongeBob: STOP! (faces birds) I'll do it.