User blog:Pigboy24/Sneak Peek - DNBTS

DEFINETLEY NOT BACK TO SCHOOL
Adam: Hi, I'm Adam.

Jake: And I'm Jake.

Adam: And, we got a bit tired of making fun of SpongeBob.

Jake: Yeah, so now we make fun of school!

Adam: Join us soon for more skits,

Jake: Adam in his underwear,

Adam: Us wondering,

Jake: Squidward Live,

Adam: And a live performance of Happy sung by SpongeBob SquarePants.

Jake: I can't right to see Patrick's attempt at playing the guitar.

Spongelanders
Adam: Our old skits about these fellows have got their own show!

Jake: Check it out:

SpongeBob: [he is now frozen as a toy] just put me on the portal!

Jake: Fine! [he places SpongeBob on a portal, a screen appears on the wall]

SpongeBob: [now CGI on the screen] Order up! [he begins fighting Plankton]

Plankton: You'll necer get me now, as TOYS!

SpongeBob: Time Travel Christmas Special
SpongeBob: Who's that?

Sandy: Mary, she's looking for somewhere to have baby Jesus.

Patrick: I thought Christmas had to do with presents.

Sandy: Well, you'll have to keep watching to see why we get presents.