User blog:Squidnerd/We Don't Need Your Kind Here Promotion

Greetings damn fools. No, I'm not here to propose something the black duck doesn't like. I'm here to promote my spin-off and have more damn fools join the team.

If you guys didn't know (maybe because the article has no comments, sad), We Don't Need Your Kind Here is a satire spin-off based off based on three interesting damn fools.


 * Squidward: a delusional faux-communist (that is, a liberal who got a useless college degree, eats soy, and never has held a firearm in his life) who desires to overthrow the steadily-declining Bikini Bottom Government, and replace it with a communist state. He and his supporters try to bring armed actual-communist mercenaries from legitimately communist Rock Bottom to join the conflict.
 * "Mr." Eugene Krabs: a hardcore anarcho-capitalist (that is, someone who pretty much supports slavery, hates all taxes, and corporations deciding elections) who desires to overthrow the steadily-declining Bikini Bottom Government, and replace it with an anarcho-capitalist state. He and his supporters try to bring armed anarcho-capitalist mercenaries from legitimately anarcho-capitalist New Kelp City to join the conflict.
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: a carefree jellyfishing bubbleblower who thinks both Squidward and Mr. Krabs are damn fools, and wants to stop them and their supporters to prevent a civil war from happening in Bikini Bottom.

I'd like to keep the writing to myself personally, since there are only twenty episodes, but I will take plot suggestions. For that please put an idea on my message wall.

Anyways, thank you for reading and supporting my fanon. Really, you guys are my main motivation to put content on this site. The behavior of the users here has improved now since mid-2018 (when I essentially gave up on all my previous spin-off ambitions), and I'm happy to be here.

—i wish rocky and the imperial ghost were here :/