How Spongebob Saved Christmas Transcript

(at Spongebob's house)

Spongebob:I'm almost done,setting up the tree.

(knock on door)

Spongebob:I'm coming.

(runs up to door)

Patrick:(slams door in Spongebob's face) ♫Its shapping up to be a wonderful holiday not your normal average everyday.♫

Spongebob:♫Sounds like somebody's wrapping presents up for me,Santa thank you for doing this to me♫

Both:♫The world feel's like its in-

Squidward:Spongebob,Patrick! Do we have to go through this every christmas!?!

Spongebob:Aww cheer up Squidward,Patrick and I sat down and made this song,jump in if you'd like.

(starts playing Piano)

Spongebob:♫Bring Joy to the world is the thing to do,but the world does not revolve around you don't be a jerk,its christmas♫

Squidward:Yeah whatever,just keep it down. (closes door)

Spongebob:Gee Patrick..I wonder where Santa is right now.

(Cuts to where Santa is)

Santa:Ho Ho Ho! (presses button on sleigh and turns into a cartoon character then shrinks)

(starts to get windy)

Santa:Oh no!

(a reindeer falls into the petstore fish tank)

Spongebob:A love christmas,c'mon Patrick lets go make some cookies.

(a large bang sounds is heard)

Spongebob:What was that?

(Spongebob,Patrick and Gary run out the door)

Spongebob:Oh no.Its S-S-S-SAN-S-S-S-SAN-S-S-S

Patrick:S-S-S-S SAN S-S-S-S S-S-S-S-SAN

Both:S-S-S-S-SAN S-S-S-S-SAN S-S-S-SAN

Spongebob:Tahhh.....(lifts up sleigh)

Patrick:Is he Dad?

Squidward:(opens window) What are you Barnacles doing?!?

Spongebob:We didn't do anything,Santa Claus fell down into the tank.

Sandy:What's all the commotion?

Patrick:Santa Claus is sleeping.

Spongebob:Well how do we wake him up?

Patrick:I know. (punches Santa hard in the face) Done!

Sandy:So strong...but so Stupid...

Spongebob:I know how to wake him up...(clears throat) SSSAAAAAANNNNNNNNTAAAAAA!!!!! WAAAKKE UPPP!!!

Patrick:Didn't work.Maybe he has a snack.

(digs into Santa's pocket)

Patrick:Aww tarter sauce,its just a cell phone.

(throws cell phone on the ground)

Spongebob:That's it Patrick,the phone! We can call his elves!

Patrick:Or Pizza.

(Spongebob dials to the north pole)

Elf:Hello?

Spongebob:Hello,Hello this is me Spongebob!

Elf:Oh yeah Spongebob Squarepants.

Spongebob:Santa is sleeping,and he won't wake up in time for christmas!

Elf:I guess your going to have to (whisper noises)

Spongebob:Yes sir..

Sandy:Well what did he say..

Spongebob:He said its up to me to give the presents to everyone.

Sandy:Well you can't do it alone,ya'll might need some help.

(Spongebob hops in sleigh)

Spongebob:I'm ready!

(Sandy hops in sleigh)

Sandy:I'm ready!

(Patrick hops in sleigh)

Patrick:I'm Ready!

(Mr.Krabs hops in sleigh)

Mr.Krabs:I'm ready

Squidward:I'm not because,I'm not going.

(walks back inside his house)

Mr.Krabs:3...2...1..

(Squidward walks ouside and into the sleigh)

Squidward:You better be paying me a lot of money for this..

(reindeer fly outside the tank,shrink into a human size and take off into the sky)

Spongebob:Okay where do we go first?

Patrick:Hmm...there's a little map in this box.

Sandy:Its a GPS Patrick....

Spongebob:Look there's a house.

(Spongebob lands and goes into the chimity)

Spongebob:Okay..what Now?

Sandy:Give the presents.

Spongebob:Okay..(puts present down)

Kid:Huh?

Spongebob:(gets deep voice) Uh...Hoo..Hoo..Hoo!

Kid:Santa!

Spongebob:(In normal voice) Yes..(in deep voice) It is I Santa!

Kid:Wow!

Spongebob:Now uh..go to sleep.

Kid:Okay Santa...

Spongebob:(climcs back up chimity)

Patrick:Did you get the present.

Spongebob:Yup,I don't think this will be so bad.

French Narrator:160 Countries later...

Spongebob:I...I'm so tired....