Chaos in the Citadel

Chaos in the Citadel is the twelfth episode of SBFW Quest. It aired January 5, 2019 and was written by AlternativeHuman93.

Transcript

 * Ponyo: Now I’ll just make everyone my slaves!
 * Alt: Why?
 * Ponyo: Jasbre would have wanted it.
 * Alt: Damn it!
 * Meanwhile…
 * News person: Ponyo declares everyone slaves!
 * Polar: Ugh, Ponyo is getting on my fucking nerves a lot lately!
 * Purple: We agree!
 * Match: Yeah!
 * Polar: We have to stop Ponyo!
 * Purple: You can’t do that! That’s treason!
 * Polar: If I have to commit treason to stop bad things, a treason I will commit!
 * Everyone: NO!
 * Match: Ponyo’s too powerful anyway.
 * Lock: Yeah she has those servants, Alt and SeemsGood.
 * Polar: That’s exactly why I’m fucking doing this!
 * Match: Come on, you know Ponyo’s gonna like kill you or something!
 * Purple: I’m gonna um...go save Granite from that ESB hospital.
 * Polar: And while you’re doing THAT, I’ll get Ponyo’s facts straight
 * Purple: Suit yourself! (They both walk away to do their tasks)
 * Polar: Now I must stop Ponyo and free Alt and SeemsGood from slavery! (grunts in exhaustion)
 * Lock: I’m warning you, don’t try it!
 * Polar: Shut up!
 * Meanwhile…
 * Purple: (makes it to hospital) I need to get Granite outta here!
 * Dippy: Hold up! I am one of this hospital’s guards!
 * Purple: Yeah, what do you want from me?
 * Dippy: I want you to leave and not contaminate our patients!
 * Purple: But sir, my friend’s in there!
 * Dippy: Oh. I’ll let you in.
 * (Zooms in to Purple’s brain)
 * Purple’s Conscience: Yes!
 * Meanwhile…
 * Polar: Almost (grunt) there! (walks a bit more) Yes, I’m here!
 * Midevilgamer: I was forced to be a guard by Ponyo.
 * Polar: Well, I’m going to let you out of slavery!
 * Midevilgamer: How?
 * Polar: Here, let me into Ponyo’s castle and I’ll show you
 * Midevilgamer: Okay.
 * (Polar and Midevilgamer climb the stairs of the castle)
 * SeemsGood: I’m a butler here and I’m going to the kitchen.
 * Polar: We’re going to free you from being a servant!
 * SeemsGood: How?
 * Polar: I’ll explain later.
 * Midevilgamer: I have a plan! (the three whisper what the plan should be)
 * SeemsGood: Okay, so we’ll do that. But we’ll need to get Alt first.
 * Polar: Yep.
 * Meanwhile…
 * Purple: Now, to get Granite out of his coma, hm.
 * Granite: (wakes up) Purple, what are you doing here? (looks around) What the hell am I doing here for that matter!
 * Purple: You got put into a coma.
 * Granite: Oh. But why am I in an ESB hospital?
 * Purple: I don’t know.
 * Granite: Hey, what happened to me before I went in my coma?
 * Purple: Well, you were in a battle between ESB and SBFW. You got a bullet or something in your head. That’s why you went in a coma.
 * Granite: Oh.  Well we better get the hell out of here.
 * Purple: Yeah.
 * Golf (through a speaker): GET THE HELL OUT!
 * Purple and Granite: OKAY!
 * (They leave) meanwhile…
 * Polar: Alt, we’re gonna rescue you!
 * Alt: Thank god! I’ve been tortured by the princess!
 * (Polar rips the tear between the SBFW users)
 * Ponyo: Polar, why are you taking my precious slaves?
 * Polar: Because you are enslaving them, which is goddamn wrong!
 * Ponyo: Okay fine. I’ll set them free. If it’ll repair this tear.
 * Alt, SeemsGood, and Midevilgamer: Yay! We’re free!
 * Ponyo: Let’s inform everyone in Fanonland.
 * Polar: Ok!
 * Ponyo: We’ll make a parade or something.
 * Polar: Can I lead?
 * (The parade starts as Granite and Purple return)
 * Alt, SeemsGood, and Midevilgamer: We’re free!
 * (Ending)