A Squid's Life Pilot Episode

Squidward: (Laying in bed, time is 8:30 A.M.) Hmm.. morning already? *Gasps* Today's the day! Better hurry!


 * Squidward gets ready and runs outside.*

Nick: Sorry Squiddy, but you need a crew first in order to make this show!

Squidward: WHAT!?

Nick: Don't worry, we already have a crew for you...

Spongebob and Patrick: HI SQUIDWARD!!!

Squidward: Wait a second I'll be right back.


 * Squidward walks offscreen and let's his anger out*


 * Squidward walks back to Nick, Spongebob and Patrick.*

Nick: Well I gotta go, there's someone named Zi.. I can't remember but I have to revive his series.. so bye!


 * Nick is now offscreen.*

Squidward: Well, let's walk inside.


 * Spongebob and Patrick walk inside all excited*

Squidward: 3,2,1 ACTION!

Spongebob: Hey! It's the Spongebob and Patrick show!

Patrick: Yeah! With our friend uh...

Spongebob: *Whispering to Patrick* Squidward.

Patrick: Oh yeah!


 * Squidward walks angrily upstairs.*

1 hour later.

Squidward: *Walking downstairs.* That's it! If you want your own show go talk to Nick!!!

Spongebob and Patrick: OK!


 * Spongebob and Patrick run offscreen*

Squidward: Finally, all alone!

Squidward: Well I guess this should be the Pilot.


 * Squidward puts up a card that reads The End*

The End.