Boys Who Cry!

It's French for Die. is the first episode for the show, Here Comes The Sun to be written by Ghastlyop.

Transcript:


 * Ghastlyop: Hello guys and welcome to the first episode of my show, Here Comes The Sun. We've got the first question here by Calaz.
 * Question: Am I a question? - Patrick Star.
 * Ghastlyop: No, you're not. You're a Nickelodeon character that gets washed up in their profits with Viacom taking down fans videos and funny YouTube Poops. Anyways, next question.
 * Question: Any good ideas for YouTube Poops? - CheesePieWithChips.
 * Ghastlyop: Got a secret one with you in it. Nothin' else.
 * Question: why did u blok mii bcauze i waz unduhajed? - Angrybirds720.
 * Ghastlyop (puts on glasses): Erm... Because you WERE underaged, you doofenshirmtz.
 * Question: Is F__ing F__ and F___ing B______ with big fat T__ a bad thing to say? - Some Stupid Kid.
 * Ghastlyop: Yes little boy. You should never swear. Or you'll end up like old uncle Da Nerd in Minnesota.
 * Question: Can I have S__ with you? - HotGirlOnThaInternet
 * Ghastlyop: I'm outta practice, haven't done it in... forever.
 * Question: Can I kiss you - TravisTheGreat.
 * (Ghastly has already left the studio as the credits start.)

Post Credits Scene:
 * Kidboy: That was a terrible ripoff.
 * JackyHackers: Me fail speaking English. That's inpromlable. Better check the rules first.
 * Kidboy: Just shut the f___ up, Jack Black.