Patrick Kicks Flatts' Butt

Patrick Kicks Flatts' Butt is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Patrick is a student at community college. He's going down the hallway when he bumps into the local bully, Flatts.)

Flatts: Hey, watch where you're going!

Patrick: Sorry.

Flatts: You scuffed my sneakers, too! Looks like I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson!

Patrick: Ooh, are you one of the professors?

Flatts: Little smart aleck, eh? You won't be joking like that when I'm givin' you a shiner!

Patrick: Ooh, I like shiny things!

(Flatts tries to punch Patrick, but Patrick dodges and flips the bully onto his back.)

Patrick: Those karate lessons I got from that anthropomorphic squirrel sure came in handy!

Flatts: I respect you, anthropomorphic starfish. Want to get a root beer out back?

Patrick: Sure, anthropomorphic fish!

Flatts: Call me Flatts. That's what my parents call me.

Patrick: And call me Patrick! That's what my script calls me!

Flatts: You're weird. I like that.

(What a twist!)