Patrick Has a Cruddy Birthday

Patrick Has a Cruddy Birthday is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Squidward opens a can of peanuts, and Patrick's head pops out.)

Patrick: Hey, Squidward! Is there something you'd like to say to me?

Squidward: What are you doing in my peanut container?

Patrick: Is that all you want to say?

Squidward: What happened to my peanuts?

(Patrick burps out a peanut shell, then Squidward kicks him out of his house.)

Patrick: (sighs) I guess he forgot.

(Sandy in in her treedome mixing chemicals when Patrick pops out of one of the beakers.)

Patrick: Hi, Sandy!

(Sandy screams and drops one of the chemicals, causing a huge explosion.)

Patrick: (coughs) Is there something you'd like to say to me?

Sandy: Get out.

(Patrick walks sadly to SpongeBob's house.)

SpongeBob: (opens the door) What's wrong?

Patrick: Nobody remembers my birthday.

SpongeBob: Your birthday?

Patrick: (angry) You forgot, too!

SpongeBob: Patrick, your birthday isn't until next week.

Patrick: Ohh...yeah! I totally knew that!

SpongeBob: Then why did you

Patrick: How time flies by! See ya later! (runs away)

(What a twist!)