User blog:Mr. Bailey/Goodbye Friends

A Last Last Resort
For real, last proposal I swear. All it does is find where loyalites lie and determine whether or not the wiki is ready for said reform and policing. After my one month "retirement" winds itself to an end, I was planning on coming back to the server..... However if wikians truly do find me as a disgrace and stain on the wiki, let me know. Vote for my permanent removal from the site. Althoughh... I have a couple requests first.

What this Proposal Will Change

 * August 12 of every year shall be an official holy day. Those who visit a place of worship should bring a cardboard print out of an old fashioned measuring scale and raise it to the air thrice, kissing it as they bring it back down to their heart. Those that do not regualarly frequent a place of worship shall erect a shrine in their place of residence, no smaller than cubic square feet. It is recommended to donn the shrine with wilted roses and the blood of an elderly billy goat. A small carboard cut out of a scale shall maintain the center position of the shrine, and be surrounded with items that make the worshiper feel sympathy. This holy day shall be coined as "The day of Sympathy", as you remember the valiant warrior that fought for the rights of all wikians, and how the user base ignored him and instead turned to chaos as a governing body.
 * I will officially be banned from the wiki, If I attempt to come back via an alt you can alert FANDOM staffers and have me banned from the siteScale.png