Patrick's Fan Mail (17)

Patrick's Fan Mail #16 is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Patrick goes into his rock and sees that there are cameras everywhere.)

Patrick: (gulps) Time to answer a fan letter, I guess.

(A folded letter goes through a slot in Patrick's rock.)

Patrick: That's new.

(Patrick opens the letter and reads.)

Dear Patrick,

Please don't slam the door on me when I say I love you!

-NAME AND ADDRESS WITHHELD!!!!!

Patrick: Well, NAME AND ADDRESS WITHHELD!!!!!, I can't slam the door on you, because there's no door to slam. Unfortunately, I do not reciprocate your feelings. I'm still getting over the death of my beautiful lamp. (takes out a picture of the lamp) Oh, how I miss you.

(Monty P. Moneybags and the waiter are watching Patrick from a surveillance room.)

Monty P. Moneybags: Well, this is disturbing.

Waiter: I'll say.

Monty P. Moneybags: Wanna get some popcorn?

Waiter: Sure!

(Monty P. Moneybags and the waiter leave the surveillance room.)