Patrick's Fan Mail (11)

Patrick's Fan Mail #11 is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(Patrick is still reading leftover mail at SpongeBob's house. He opens the next envelope and reads.)

Dear RICK,

You're a giant tubby.

Not sincerely, Gerald

P.S. You're going down.

Patrick: Hey, this is Patrick's Fan Mail! Not Patrick's Hate Mail! I'm afraid that I'm going to have to send you to the incinerator.

(Patrick throws the letter into SpongeBob's furnace.)

SpongeBob: I didn't even know I had a furnace!

(Patrick opens the next envelope and reads.)

Dear Patrick.

Have you ever decided the least the most in under a certain amount of time?

-William

Patrick: Umm...ehh...uh oh.

(Sparks fly out of Patrick's head, and he falls to the ground.)

SpongeBob: Oh, no! You broke Patrick! I hope you're feeling good about yourself, William!

Patrick: Wha...where am I?

SpongeBob: I think that's enough letter-reading for one day!

Patrick: No! I cannot let my fans down!

(Patrick crawls to the pile of envelopes, grabs one, opens it, and reads.)

Dear Patrick,

Do you like Sandy?

Sincerely, Tropicaljackson.

Patrick: Yeah, I like her. Why wouldn't I?

SpongeBob: Patrick, I think Tropicaljackson wants to know if you like her.

Patrick: And?

SpongeBob: You know, like her?

Patrick: I'm not following.

SpongeBob: He wants to know if you have the hots for Sandy.

Patrick: Ohhh! Sorry, Tropicaljackson, but after burying my dearly departed ex-wife, I don't think I can ever feel that way about a woman again.

SpongeBob: You do realize that it was a lamp you buried, right?

Patrick: Of course! (to the camera) Come back next time for yet another installment of Patrick Fan Mail!