Patrick Does An Elaborate Disney Parody

Patrick Does An Elaborate Disney Parody (Part 1) is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(A young Princess Sandra is playing with a young Princess Pearl in a castle.)

Sandra: Do your magic! Do your magic!

Pearl: Okay!

(Pearl shoots ice out of her blowhole, causing it to snow inside the castle somehow.)

Sandra: Awesome!

(Sandra takes out a snowboard and slides through the snow.)

Pearl: (builds a snowman) I'll call you "Patrick".

Sandra: (snowboards past Patrick) He looks pretty stupid!

Patrick: I resent that!

Pearl: Wait, did you just tal-

(Pearl notices Sandra snowboarding off a large ramp.)

Sandra: Yee-haw!

Pearl: Sandra!

(Pearl shoots ice out of her blowhole despite the fact that Sandra would have landed safely in the snow anyway, and she accidentally hits Sandra in the face.)

Sandra: I have brain freeze! Literally! (faints)

(King Krabs runs out of his room.)

Krabs: What in Davy Jones' Locker is going on here?

Pearl: I froze my sister's head!

Krabs: Again? Alright, let's go to the trolls.

(Krabs and Pearl bring Sandra to the trolls.)

Krabs: We need you to fix Princess Sandra.

Head troll: Oh, Pat Starwalker's sister?

Krabs: No, we're doing Frozen now.

Head troll: Well, in that case. (waves his hand) Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo. She's fixed. Also, I removed all her memories of Pearl's power.

Krabs: Why?

Head troll: Because it's convenient to the plot.

Pearl: So she won't remember I have powers?

Head troll: Didn't I just say that? (points to the sky) Look! Images of you getting ripped apart by monsters!

(Pearl screams.)

Krabs: What the barnacles?

Head troll: What? I like scaring children.

Krabs: We'll be leaving now.

(Krabs takes Sandra and Pearl to the castle. After he locks them into their rooms, he sighs.)

Krabs: This traumatic experience will probably turn Pearl into an emotionally unstable recluse who can't even carry on a conversation with her sister. However, to soften the effect on both her and Sandra, I'll be there for them. I'll be there for them for the rest of my life.

(The next day, Krabs dies.)

Krabs: (as a ghost) That didn't work out how I expected it to. (flies to the great beyond) Well, I guess it can't be a Disney movie unless the parents are dead!

(Ten years later, Sandra and Pearl are at Pearl's coronation ceremony. Plankton, Duke of Chumburg, watches from the audience.)

Plankton: This coronation is a perfect chance for me to make good with the queen, after which I'll unlock the secrets of this kingdom and exploit its riches! (evil laugh)

(Plankton notices that everybody's staring at him.)

Plankton: What? Haven't you ever seen a bad guy before?

(Bishop Squidward places a crown on Pearl's head.)

Pearl: This crown clashes with my dress! (cries) Oh, no!

(Pearl accidentally shoots ice from her blowhole, freezing Squidward.)

Sandra: Well...that was unexpected.

Plankton: (gasps) She's a witch! Burn her!

(Fishes in the audience take out pitchforks and torches.)

Pearl: Who brings pitchforks and torches to a coronation ceremony?

(Pearl uses her ice magic to manuever around the angry crowd. Once she gets outside, she makes a helicopter out of ice and uses it to escape.)

Sandra: Dagnabbit! I've gotta to go after her!

Plankton: You, princess? But who will look over the kingdom while you're gone? I guess if there's no one else willing to do it...

Fish: I'm willing to...

Plankton: Shut up! I guess if there's no one else willing to do it, I will.

Sandra: Sounds good to me! (jumps on a seahorse) Giddyup!

(As Sandra gallops away on the seahorse, an eternal winter begins.)

Plankton: Winter? But it's the middle of August!

(Plankton ends up getting buried in snowflakes.)

Plankton: Not again!

(Meanwhile, Pearl is walking to the top of a sandhill just because.)

Pearl: (singing to the tune of Let It Go)

The snow glows white on the sandhill tonight

Not a footprint to be seen

While I freeze and suffer

Disney rakes in all the green

The wind is howling like this storm inside of me

That's the last time I try Plankton's "delicacies"

''What was I saying? Oh right, this''

Secret power I can no longer dismiss

''I'll shoot out ice until I'm numb

Ignoring my kingdom

Let it blow, let it blow

And shirk my responsibilities

Let it blow, Let it blow

Then disappear for most of the movie

''It's okay

Because I'll save the day

Now to create the mess

That I'll have to clean up soon anyway

(Sandra is riding her seahorse in Pearl's direction when a worm jumps out of a nearby bush and attacks them. The seahorse drops Sandra and flees, leaving Sandra to struggle with the worm alone. SpongeBob, who is pushing through the rising snow with Gary a mile away, sees the princess fighting the worm, and he rushes to help her. Sandra ties the worm into a knot before he can do so.)

SpongeBob: (panting) Are you okay?

Sandra: Yeah, but I'm out a seahorse. (notices Gary) Why does that snail have antler-shaped pieces of coral tied to its eyes?

SpongeBob: W-what are you talking about? Gary's not a snail, he's a reindeer.

Sandra: Ooookay then.

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: Anyway, where are you going?

Sandra: I'm going to the top of the sandhill to find my sister.

Patrick: What a coincidence! I'm going to the top of the sandhill to find my sister, too!

SpongeBob: Does...anybody else see the talking snowman?

Sandra: (gasps) Patrick! How long have you been out here?

Patrick: Since around the midsection of that terrible Let It Go parody. Why?

Sandra: Never mind. Come on, guys! We have queen to find!

Patrick: Oh, sweet! Which one?

Sandra: Which one? The only one capable of doing all this!

Patrick: (thinks) The Queen of Hearts?

Sandra: No! Queen Pearl!

Patrick: Oh, that was my second guess! What do you want to find her for?

Sandra: So I can bring back summer!

Patrick: Ooh, I love summer! Frolicking under the sun, feeling the warm sand beneath our feet, eating ice cream! I'm especially excited about the ice cream!

Sandra: How do you know so much about summer? You've only been alive for five minutes!

Patrick: Artistic license?

Sandra: Good enough for me! Let's go!

(Sandra, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Gary start walking toward the sandhill.)

SpongeBob: Is anybody going to tell Patrick what happens to snowmen under the sun? Anybody?

(To be continued...)