Admirer

Transcript
(Episode opens at the table)

Granite: This time it was a 3 - 0 vote. Mindy and Triton, one of you is about to be evicted!

Mindy: Oh no!

Triton: Hey guys you should vote Mindy off because she keeps using her magical powers in challenges.

Grande SquarePants: Well I can’t argue with that that logic!

Mindy: Guys wait!

(Everybody votes)

Granite: 11 to nothing, wow. Mindy, you’ve been evicted!

Mindy: Guys can’t you see that Trit-

(Mindy is walked out into the rocket by Triton)

Triton: Well that’s enough from her.

Girly Teengirl: Yay, the other girl is gone!

Vanessa: Wait what?

Girly Teengirl: How long have you been here?

Vanessa: Long enough.

Girly Teengirl: Isn’t Triton a total hottie?

Vanessa: No.

Granite: Guys let’s go to the challenge.

(Cut to the challenge)

Granite: Okay so today you guys will be trying to hit a target using a bow and arrow. The first person to successfully shoot a dead in bullseye wins their duo the status of nominators.

Triton: Alright, seems easy enough.

Granite: Oh yeah also you’ll be standing on a movie platform with heaters all around you.

Triton: Oh, okay.

Krabs: Arghghghghgh, heat can't hurt me!

Granite: This is advanced heat.

Krabs: OH NO!

Jenkins: Alright Grandpa SquarePants, let’s win-

(Grandpa SquarsPants is asleep)

Jenkins: Dammit!

Granite: Alright Steve set up your targets so you can start shooting!

(While staring at Triton’s abs, Girly Teengirl shoots her arrow directly into Steve’s foot)

Steve: OH SHIT! OUCH!

(Steve gets crippled. Vanessa tried to shoot her arrow but it explodes and splinters fly everywhere)’

Vanessa: Get down!

Keanu: Oh this should be easy.

(Keanu gets hit in the shoulder with a splinter)

Keanu: Ouch!

Motlu: Haha, loser.

(Motlu swallows a splinter by complete accident)

Motlu: OH GOD.

HBRS: Hey guys, how do I shoot this thing?

Keanu: It’s quite simple. You just…

(Keanu talking to HBRS fades out as we cut to Triton shooting and missing)

Triton: Dammit, dammit, dammit!

Krabs: You’re not doing it right

Sully: Hey guys.

Krabs: Woah, who are you?

Sully: I’m Sully.

Perch: How long have you been here?

Sully: The entire time. I just have no plot relevance.

Perch: Oh, okay. You know I can’t wait to return to being a news anchor.

Gale: And I cannot wait to go back to being a weatherman.

Perch: Weren’t you fired?

Gale: Not in my heart.

Girly Teengirl: Hey Triton look! I’m gonna win this for you!

(Girly Teengirl goes to shoot Triton’s target but out of NOWHERE Sully shoots a direct bullseye on his target)

Granite: Wait what? Okay, I guess Sully wins!

Sully: Ha yes, now I get more screen time!

(Cut to the nomination ceremony)

Sully: I’ve decided to be fair. First I nominate Vanessa because she hasn’t been nominated in quite a while.

Vanessa: Oh no! This totally sucks!

Sully: And I’m also nominating Grandpa SquarePants and Jenkins because I don’t know how much more their bodies can take physically.

Jenkins: As much as it takes to win.

Granite: Well you heard it here first guys (of course you did), go vote for either Vanessa or Grandpa SquarePants and Jenkins to be the next person to get evicted!

Who’s getting evicted next? Vanessa Grandpa SquarePants and Jenkins