Patrick's Fan Mail (23)

Patrick's Fan Mail #23 is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript
(A letter slides through the mail slot in Patrick's rock, and Patrick opens it.)

How do you afford food?

-RadioGuy42

Patrick: Radio Guy 42? I wonder what happened to the 41 other radio guys. Anyway, since I'm currently unemployed, I purchase all of my food with food stamps!

(Patrick takes a bundle of food stamps out of his pocket.)

Patrick: Talking about food makes me hungry, so it's time to put one of these bad boys into action!

(Patrick goes to Barg-N-Mart and grabs as much food as he can find before dropping it in front of Lou the cashier.)

Lou: Oh, goody, it's you again.

Patrick: Great to see you, too, Lou!

Lou: I was being sarcastic. Your presence sickens me.

Patrick: (chuckles) Same, man, same. So what does it come out to?

Lou: $137.62

(Patrick takes the pile of food stamps out of his pocket.)

Patrick: Does this about cover it?

Lou: Just about.

(Patrick gives Lou the food stamps, picks the food back up, and leaves Barg-N-Mart with it.)

Lou: Don't come again!

(Click here to send a fan letter to Patrick Star.)