Patrick Chops Down A Tree

Patrick Chops Down A Tree is fanon episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star by MrScience12.

Transcript
(Patrick is seen wandering and look aimlessly, and suddenly runs literally into a tree)

Patrick: Oh, so this is a tree? Well, here we go. First-day stuff. (takes out axe and strikes the tree) Now...timber!

(The tree is stationary)

Patrick: Uh...what? I hit it with the axe! Oh, wait. I have an idea!

(Patrick throws the axe at the tree, breaking the axe and causing no effect on the tree)

Patrick: Darn it! My axe! Oh, well. If I need to chop down this tree, I must embrace...the eye of the tiger!

(Patrick leaps and soars toward the tree, holding an empty hand in the air, ready to karate chop the tree; he karate chops the tree, causing it to fall down)

Patrick: I...did it! I have conquered the tree! (looks at sun, which immediately sets, transitioning the scene to night) Ooh, night time.

(SpongeBob sneaks up behind Patrick, makes a hissing noise, and blows up)

What a reference!