The Smart Guy

The Smart Guy is an episode of The Amazing World of Squidward. In this episode, Squidward wears glasses and claims to be smart.

Characters

 * Squidward
 * French Narrator
 * Squilvia
 * Bikini Bottomites
 * Squidward Jr. (mentioned)
 * Donald Shrimp
 * Police Officer

Story
Squidward:My son thinks i'm dumb.....i think everyone thinks i'm dumb! I'll show them i'm not! I am the smartest guy on the planet! *a laugh track plays* What was that?

French Narrator:A while later...

Squidward:Oh Squilvia!

Squilvia:What is it?

Squidward:Look! I'm smart! I have glasses!

Squilvia:DID YOU JUST SPEND MONEY ON GLASSES YOU DON'T NEED?! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ABS!

Squidward:Phew, you almost said a not kid friendly wo-OUCH *gets kicked in the abs* that hurts more that when they kick you in....the butt.....

Bikini Bottomite:Hey did you hear that Frank's house burned down?

Other Bikini Bottomite:Oh no that's horrible!

Bikini Bottomite:Yeah i kno-

Squidward:Hey you two! Do you wanna see me do smart things? I'm smart! I have glasses, see?

Bikini Bottomite:Go away loser.

Other Bikini Bottomite:Yeah, go away.

Squidward:Oh, so you two think i'm a loser uh? Well that's too bad! Cause i'm gonna become president of this country and execute you! They are gonna let me be president instantly, because i have glasses! HAHHAHAHAHHHA *runs away*

* bubble transition*

Squidward:*breaks in the white house* HI DONALD SHRIMP!

Donald:AAAH!! YOU SCARED ME! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE?! WHO ARE YOU?!

Squidward:My name is Squidward Tentacles, and as you can see, i have glasses, that makes me smart. So......can i become the president of the United States? *the scene cuts to Squidward in prison* LET ME OUT OF HERE!!! I DIDN'T DO NOTHING!!! HOW IS OUR COUNTRY CONSIDERED THE BEST ONE IF IT'S ILLEGAL TO BREAK IN PLACES?!

Police Officer:Mr. Tennis Balls, there's someone visiting you.

Squidward:I hope it's not the president to execute me....

Squilvia:Hi.

Squidward:SQUILVIA! GIVE ME A PICKAXE, I HAVE TO BREAK OUT!

Squilvia:ARE YOU NUTS?! MY LIFE IS SO MUCH BETTER WITHOUT YOU!

Squidward:JUST GIVE ME A PICKAXE! OR ELSE I WILL-*gets knocked out by a police officer*

Police Officer:*throws him in his cell* Mph, what a lunatic.

Squilvia:I DON'T KNOW WHY I EVEN BOTHERED TO VISIT HIM! I HOPE HE GETS EXECUTED! HAHAHHAHEHEHEHHEEHEEHHAHEAHEHHEEHHAHHHAHHHA! Ha, ha, ha.