Racist EB: Daddy Issues

Racist EB: Daddy Issues is the seventh episode of the first season of Discord Crib.

Plot
has got a little daddy issue. Nothing more, nothing less.

Transcript
[meanwhile at #hubba-bubba at luis_yt's discord crib, now simply titled “SpongeBob Fanon Wiki” - preferred the old name tbh]

[PolarKey] ariana’s tit: dm dm dm dm dm dm

[Matchy] sony fucking sucks: dick munch dick munch dick munch

[PolarKey] ariana’s tit: tdm tdm tdm

[SB678] prohacker69: the dick munchers the dick munchers

[Matchy] sony fucking sucks: tasty dick munch

[SB678] prohacker69: hg hg

[PolarKey] ariana’s tit: hi god hi god

[SB678] prohacker69: hella gay hella gay

[PolarKey] ariana’s tit: spongebot, are you planning on coming out sooner or later 'cos we'll all be dead before you do at this rate

[SB678] prohacker69: im never coming out i like tits ffs

[Cicicity] PP: *dick

[PolarKey] ariana’s tit: oh, so you're bi?

[SB678] prohacker69: yes lets go with that

>Ermagherd. CrazySponge's super Backup is here.

[CrazySponge] backup of backup: this is what happens when you need backups of your backup

[later at #sbfw-only - god, writing a Discord Crib episode is so damn hard!]

[SBCA] pornhub philippines: giving out a free writing position for the next episode of discord crib

[PolarKey] ariana’s tit: i wanna write [what a big mistake that turned out to be]

[SBCA] pornhub philippines: k [that was an even bigger mistake]

[in a direct message to @SpongeBot678]

Polar: bot, im in need of a bit of help

SpongeBot678: no

Polar: please

SpongeBot678: no

Polar: but it’s urgent

SpongeBot678: no

Polar: if u don’t help me, i’ll be exposed!

SpongeBot678: no

Polar: i’ll tell everyone about dora

SpongeBot678: you wouldn’t dare

Polar: i would

SpongeBot678: im still not helping

Polar: fine

[one second later #hubba-bubba]

[PolarKey] ariana’s tit: shut up, I'm trying to write the new discord crib

[SB678] prohacker69: k

[CrazySponge] new account: AM I IN IT

[PolarKey] ariana’s tit: I DON’T KNOW YET I HAVEN’T EVEN DONE THE FIRST LINE

[CrazySponge] new account: MAKE ME THE FIRST LINE

[PolarKey] ariana’s tit: NO

[SB678] prohacker69: lol

[CrazySponge] new account: dangit

[PolarKey] ariana’s tit: (this bit is actually going in the ep btw)

[also at #hubba-bubba, only this time SBFW’s best user has actually decided to begin work on the episode, which he deeply regrets agreeing to write]

>Welcome, Bill Cosby. We hope you brought pizza.

[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: hi santa

[Matchy] sony fucking sucks: racist

[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: im black

[Matchy] sony fucking sucks: doesnt matter

[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: meanie

[Matchy] sony fucking sucks: this is a christian server

[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: my son is being a damn fool

[Druggo 1.6] cratsbre: @[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack prez stop pls

[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: he’s clearly gay but he insists he’s straight who’s prez oh right president dipshit

[Druggo 1.6] cratsbre: don’t worry we’re running an ip check

[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: no u

[Druggo 1.6] cratsbre: ok ms clinton

[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: my name is william henry cosby jr thank you very much

[Octopus]y: EB's Dad is video game developer Masahiro Sakurai?

[Matchy] sony fucking sucks: why is sakurai here

[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: hello stampy cat

[Locknloaded23] Clarnety eight: hello antidisestablishmentarianism

[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: RACIST DO YOU KNOW THE HISTORY OF THAT TERM sorry my son just gave my pills i put them up my ass

[Matchy] sony fucking sucks: whatever prez

[Locknloaded23] Clarnety eight: Where's ebs mom

[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: i married her and she got fat so i dumped her men aren’t fat only fat women are fat

[Matchy] sony fucking sucks: you're fat @[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack [Danzxvfan8275] PROCESS: eb’s dad’s chin takes up like half of his face lmfao

[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: @[DanzxvFan8275] PROCESS at least i don't bang 16 year olds

[Danzxvfan8275] PROCESS: you’re bill cosby so you probably do

[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: you sound very tasty

[Danzxvfan8275] PROCESS: no u

[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: im black thank you very much the closest thing to tasty is @[SBCA] pornhub philippines

[CrazySponge] new account: can we stop this chat

[PolarKey] ariana’s tit: u just wanted to be in this episode, didn’t you?

[CrazySponge] new account: um

[PolarKey] ariana’s tit: SAY SOMETHING LUIS

[SBCA] pornhub philippines: hey prez

[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: no i'm william cosby jr aka eb the original master's dad the only president i am is obama i eat at kfc all the time cuz i'm black

[SBCA] pornhub philippines: you guys do realise his admin request is valid

[Danzxvfan8275] PROCESS: and i supported it

[SBCA] pornhub philippines: lowkey we could have him as an admin

[Danzxvfan8275] PROCESS: we need a black admim

[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: if you oppose me then you're racist

[Matchy] sony fucking sucks: i'm not racist you are

[SBCA] pornhub philippines: oof

[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: only white people can be racist

[Matchy] sony fucking sucks: and blacks even asians even purples

[CrazySponge] new account: insert shocked emoji here, fuck, why doesn’t fandom allow emojis

[Matchy] sony fucking sucks: where’s EB’s grand dad

[CrazySponge] new account: what about great grand dad

[Matchy] sony fucking sucks: oh yeah forgot about him i heard he invented minecraft

[CrazySponge] new account: no it was roblox why do you think eb does spongebob roblox

[Matchy] sony fucking sucks: Oh yeah lmao

[CrazySponge] new account: i wonder why he hates his dad

[Matchy] sony fucking sucks: probably because he added microtransactions to roblox

[CrazySponge] new account: makes sense

[Danzxvfan8275] PROCESS: @[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack weed isn’t good for you

[Matchy] sony fucking sucks: and quit shoving crack down your crack

[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: you're a 16 year old who smashed THE DAY your girl turned 16 @[DanzxvFan8275] PROCESS you're one to talk

[Locknloaded23] Clarnety eight: alight who is this

[SUMIT.M] the other filipino: what’s occurring

[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: i'm eb's dad my son is a retard who got banned on a spongebob wiki i swear to god oprah should've swallowed

[SUMIT.M] the other filipino: Everyone oppose his request please Should @[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack be banned

[CrazySponge] new account: no

[SBCA] pornhub philippines: wait is crazysponge ebs dad?

[CrazySponge] new account: yes

[what a twist! the end jk]

[SBCA] pornhub philippines: wait is crazysponge ebs dad?

[CrazySponge] new account: no

[SUMIT.M] the other filipino: He’s the only one against his ban

[Danzxvfan8275] PROCESS: as long as he stops shitting on me fucking my girl, then he should stay

[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: fucking 10 piece mcnugget

[Danzxvfan8275] PROCESS: KFC $20 DOLLAR FILL UP

[Matchy] sony fucking sucks: They have good cookies

[Danzxvfan8275] PROCESS: FUCKING 12 PIECE CHICKEN WITH 4 SIDES

[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: FUCKING HOT POCKET

[Danzxvfan8275] PROCESS: thats racist im white

[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: blacks can't be racist dude only whites can

[Okrut] Redeemed: hi from brazil

[Danzxvfan8275] PROCESS: oh yeah thats right

[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: @[Okrut] Redeemed my son has a crush on you

[Matchy] sony fucking sucks: Someone's pretending to be EB's dad

[Okrut] Redeemed: Who Ohh

[Danzxvfan8275] PROCESS: rip

[1 leik = 1 respect]

[Okrut] Redeemed: Drugs just aren't suiting you right. @[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack

[SBCA] pornhib philippenes: are you quoting Drake?

[later lol]

[PolarKey] ariana’s tit: is luis on

[Pluto] With SpongeBob: no

[PolarKey] ariana’s tit: gtg, but tell luis I’m after him if he comes on, the ep is done

[in a direct message to @luis_yt]

PlushPlopper: polar’s after you

luis_yt: 0_0

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