SeemsGood the Reviewer

SeemsGood: Hey everyone, SeemsGood here! Today, I've decided to stop bragging about Die Hard and make a movie review! I'm a fan of these shows like the Angry Video Game Nerd and Nostalgia Critic, so I've decided to make my own review! I will review Jaws! Yes, I'm not reviewing those fucking stupid movies, I'm doing a positive review cause the Nostalgia Critic has done every shitty movie!

(The Jaws opening credits appear)

SeemsGood: Oh yes, the classic Jaws opening scene! Where we see the shark point of view.

(Cut to the teen party at the beginning)

SeemsGood: Of course! The classic beginning scene where- (cuts to Chrissie Watkins screaming and being violently dragged around the water by the shark) God! She gets eaten by the fucking shark! And I think I see some blood bits too.

(Cut to Martin Brody seeing Chrissie's remains that wash on the beach)

SeemsGood: Holy fucking shit! Is that her remains? Gee, why the fuck is this movie PG? But it's still a classic horror. So Martin talks with Vaughn and discusses the attack. Martin wants the beaches to close. Vaughn fears the town's economy will be ruined and doesn't let him close the beaches. And an another day passes when a kid gets eaten by the shark.

(Cut to the kid screaming in a geyser of his own blood and gets dragged under by the shark)

SeemsGood: OH MY FUCKING GOD! THIS IS SCARY AS ALAN RICKMAN'S DEATH! Just look at it, it's a FUCKING GEYSER OF HIS OWN BLOOD! THE KID GOT EATEN BY THE FUCKING SHARK! FUCK! FUCK! I'M GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES TONIGHT! (leaves the room in pain)

(Teh end)