Thread:Mike Pence/@comment-28684885-20190901034350

Mikey now I know Fandom was wrong Fandom messed up, and now you're gone Mikey, I'm sorry I fucked with you Oh, I never expected you to get globalled and leave me Feeling this empty Your dick right now would look horny to me Please come home, 'cause I miss you, Mikey (Mikey come home...) Mikey come home (Mikey come home...) Mikey, can't you see Fandom was blind I'll do anything to unglobal you More than a vice president, you're my best dog Too cool to forget, come back 'Cause we are family And forgive me for making you wanna roam And now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome Somewhere I hope you're reading my latest three-word poem: Mikey come home 