Fatrick's Diet!

Fatrick's Diet is an episode by Phillydan25.

Characters

 * Patrick Star
 * SpongeBob SquarePants
 * Dr. Nick
 * Dr. Shrekton
 * Eugene H. Krabs

Synopsis
Patrick is getting too fat and has to go on a diet or he will die!

Plot
Patrick is in the bathroom taking a massive crap and calls it a masterpiece. He yells at SpongeBob to ask him where his Ice Cream cake is, and he tells Patrick that it's in the kitchen. He parades over there and takes it back to the bathroom. SpongeBob asks him why he's taking it and Patrick explains that the second he eats it, he has to take a crap. SpongeBob also says that ice cream cake is not good for him, but Patrick says that it has dairy in it. He takes it back to the bathroom and eats all of it. However, he has chest pains and passes out. He also tries to revive himself with emergency ice cream cake. SpongeBob went to the store to get him toilet paper and realized that he was on the ground. He called up a doctor who says that he doesn't really know a lot about medical stuff and introduced himself as Dr. Nick. They struggle to pick up Patrick because he weighs 500 pounds. Nick shoves ice cream down his throat which makes it even worse. Nick then calls a professional doctor and checks Patrick's pulse, indicating that he is still alive. Patrick gets revived and says that he was just crapping and eating ice cream and he just passed out. It turns out Patrick had a heart-attack. Dr. Shrekton gets a needle and Patrick says that he has a hankering for some ice cream cake and tries to move away. SpongeBob pins him down and when he asks Patrick if he wants to die, he says yes and that he needs to take a crap really badly. Blood is extracted and it seems to be heavy cream and icing. They find out that Patrick has cream and icing coursing through his veins. When Shrekton asks about what he eats, Patrick says that he eats ice-cream cake about 6 or 7 times a day. Patrick then tries to teleport to the toilet, but SpongeBob pins him down to the couch with a knife and tells him that he can't eat ice cream cake until they figure this out.

The results are back and they are extremely positive - Patrick has diabetes. He has extremely high amounts of diabetes and he doesn't care in the slightest. He even says that all of this talking is making him have a hankering for an ice cream cake, but Shrekton tells him that he could lower or remove his diabetes by stop eating all of the ice cream cake, and Patrick says that won't happen. SpongeBob also panics because Patrick could die any minute. Shrekton also advises that he still eats some cake, since his body probably relies on it, but at least slow it down. He also suggests exercise, but Patrick says that he gets his exercise by lifting his fork full of ice cream cake into his mouth. Shrekton then leaves and SpongeBob tells Patrick to go make himself a salad. He leaves, while SpongeBob notices that Patrick overflowed the toilet. When he walks into the kitchen, he sees that Patrick just sprinkled a little basil on the ice cream cake and calls it a salad. However, SpongeBob grabs a flamethrower and gets rid of it. He then warns Patrick again that he can't be eating that food and he goes to get Mr. Krabs to make him a salad.

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