User blog:MrScience12/Case of the Stolen Clarinet

Sorry about not publishing those shorts I promised in my last blog post, but now, to keep my two spin-offs active, please enjoy this blog episode I created.

Sworn to Secrecy presents Case of the Stolen Clarinet!

Transcript

 * [episode begins with Squidward, coming home from his shift at the ERGBB; Squidward has a coat on his shoulder]
 * Squidward: Why poison the food at a restaurant? [places coat on computer chair] Well, the food at the Soup and Grill Bar couldn't have been any worse, I guess. [shivers]


 * [Squidward grabs a wash cloth and a spray bottle; he begins walking upstairs and stops in the hallway]


 * Squidward: Missed yet another day of clarinet practice, Squiddy. [sprays water onto the cloth] No matter, though. With a virtuoso such as yourself, who needs practice? *[laughs]


 * [Squidward begins walking into the master bedroom where he keeps his clarinet, apparently in a clarinet case]


 * Squidward: Time to clean my most precious item...[gasps at empty clarinet case] if it were here! Where could it be?! [hears knock at door] Uh, please come back later! I'm busy right now!


 * [another knock is heard at door]


 * Squidward: Please come back later! This is very important!


 * SpongeBob: [heard behind door] Oh yeah, well so is this!


 * Squidward: SpongeBob? [opens door; sees SpongeBob with clarinet] My clarinet! Where did you find it?


 * SpongeBob: You left it at the Soup and Grill Bar during the last case, Squidward. [hands to Squidward] I just came to return it to you.


 * Squidward: Thanks, SpongeBob. You're a life...


 * SpongeBob: ...Saver? I've had my time to be one. It's time for you to return the favor, Squiddy. [points to clarinet] That clarinet was at the Soup and Grill Bar. I think it may need a good bath.


 * [episode ends]