Behold! The Son of Sandy! (transcript)

''Behold! The Son of Sandy!

Written by Ponyo Fan, (insert your name here if planning to edit, but keep this after your name!)''


 * (Open up to a building in Swiss City with tons of glowing lights. Everyone is partying and having a good time. SpongeBob has a lampshade on his head.)


 * SpongeBob: Why, hellooooo, peopleeees!


 * Sandy: Umm...


 * Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! Why are you acting so crazy?


 * SpongeBob: I dunno, Pat...Patrick...I think the punch might've...had a little kick to it...yeah.


 * Sandy: Um, SpongeBob, that was wine.


 * SpongeBob: I had...six...glasses...(passes out on floor)


 * Patrick: That was weird.


 * Sandy: Come on, let's go do something.


 * (Sandy grabs Patrick's hand and carries him off to a bedroom, giggling.)


 * Patrick: Where are you taking m---say, what are we doing in here?


 * Sandy: I just thought we needed some...alone time...(winks)


 * Patrick: Oh, you don't mean...


 * Sandy: Oh, I mean...


 * Patrick: Sandy...I don't know if I'm ready.


 * Sandy: (frowns) But I - I thought you loved me.


 * Patrick: Sandy, it's not like that! I do love you! The thing is...it's my first time.


 * Sandy: Well, it's mine too, but we should have it together, here, where we're in complete silence.


 * Patrick: That reminds me, how come we can't here the par ---


 * Sandy: Soundproof doors, $25.


 * Patrick: Ohh...


 * Sandy: Now, come on.


 * Patrick: Wait...how are we going to do this if you're wearing an air helmet?


 * Sandy: Just get yourself a big gulp of water, swallow, and come in here.


 * Patrick: Okay. (He does so.)


 * (Patrick breathes into Sandy's air helmet, kissing her lips. They fall back together on the bed, but Patrick gets out the air helmet and takes another breath of water.)


 * Patrick: Sorry...just needed to breathe.


 * Sandy: It's fine, really.


 * (Sandy begins to take her suit off while Patrick kisses her softly inside the air helmet. Cut to SpongeBob on the dance floor, awakening.)


 * SpongeBob: Ohh...my head. (He begins to walk off, heading towards the bedroom. He hears giggling and listens in.)