User blog:Chrisvader1234/IJLSA Short-Doomed

Here is my entry for RamDarre's Short Contest: Doomed

Doomed

 * [Scence starts in the labratory of the Chum Bucket]
 * Plankton: Yes, finally my new weapon is ready to destroy the IJLSA once and for all!
 * [Scence goes to IJLSA base]
 * SpongeBob: I wonder what's up with U.L.T.R.A. E.V.I.L. They haven't caused a world crisis in a while. But not saying I want one just-
 * [Alarm goes off]
 * Computer: Warning! Incoming projectile heading in from 1,00 feet above sea level. Statisctics show high levels of explosives attached to projectile.
 * Patrick: Um, what do we do? Think, think.
 * [Suddenly just as the explosives set off on the IJLSA's base Patrick is teleported away to 5th dimension]
 * Time Walker #1: Hello, Patrick. Do you know why I brought you here?
 * Patrick: Um, no.
 * Time Walker #2: Ha! I knew you were quite the joker.
 * Time Walker #1: We have brought you here to reverse time so you can prevent your friend's deaths from occuring. We will send you back to fix this mistake.
 * [Patrick is flashed a minute before the explosion]
 * Patrick: Woah! Where am I?
 * SpongeBob: Don't you agree that there has been little action that's been going on, Patrick?
 * Patrick: Listen! We have to get out of here a bomb is coming to destroy us all!
 * Squidward: Yeah, right. And a unicorn is coming to save us. Not gonna happen.
 * [Suddenly the explosion is set off once again Patrick is teleported away]
 * Time Walker #1: Why didn't you save them? Don't they mean anything to you?
 * Patrick: Give me one more chance.
 * [Teleported once again to five minutes before incident]
 * SpongeBob: But for now let's celebrate with this enourmous pizza!
 * Patrick: Pizza...
 * [Explosion causes Patrick to teleport away]
 * Time Walker #2: You idiot! Why can't you save your friends?
 * [Card: 5 minutes later]
 * Time Walker #1: We'll give you one last chance.
 * [Suddenly a black hole opens sucking Time Walker #2 into it]
 * Time Walker #1: No, I've allowed my powers to overpower the universe is being destroyed!
 * [Time Walker #1 and Patrick our sucked in]
 * Patrick: Pizza? [Hold out pizza to flaoting Time Walker #1]
 * The End