SpongeBob SquarePants Go!

Synopsis
SpongeBob and his sea creature friends have crazy adventures in Bikini Bottom. Except in this reboot, everyone is mentally retarded.

Season 1
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 * 1
 * Skipping Rocks
 * SpongeBob and Patrick are skipping rocks one day, when Sandy tells them that skipping rocks is bad for their health. They don't listen, and they later regret not listening to the frickin' nerd.
 * March 10, 2019
 * 2
 * Truth or Death
 * SpongeBob and Patrick play a game they made up called "Truth or Death", where they have to tell each other the truth or else they die. Since Patrick always cheats at games, he dies. Can SpongeBob revive him?
 * March 10, 2019
 * 3
 * Body Holes
 * Squidward makes fun of SpongeBob for having holes. SpongeBob finds out that his holes are for a specific purpose... singing songs.
 * March 11, 2019
 * 4
 * Flipping Off
 * SpongeBob hears about this thing called flipping someone off. He tries it on his friends and family.
 * March 12, 2019
 * 5
 * SpongeBob x Sandy
 * SpongeBob suddenly falls in love with Sandy after seeing her naked. He tries to ask her on a date.
 * March 13, 2019
 * 6
 * Dubstep Music
 * Patrick gets addicted to dubstep music, and he shows it to his friends, and they show it to their friends, and soon enough everyone in town is addicted.
 * March 14, 2019
 * 7
 * Christian Minecraft Server
 * SpongeBob accidentally swears on a Christian Minecraft server and gets banned from Minecraft forever. Can he convince the Minecraft gods to unban him?
 * March 15, 2019
 * 8
 * Mentally Mentally Retarded
 * Patrick wants to become mentally retarded, so he takes some medication to make him that way.
 * March 22, 2019
 * 9
 * Shitpost
 * Patrick thinks shitposting is actually shitting on your friends' posts. So he tries it out with Squidward!
 * March 29, 2019
 * 10
 * O' Canada
 * SpongeBob hears the Canadian national anthem and keeps singing it until his throat burns.
 * April 5, 2019
 * 11
 * Heath Cockburn
 * SpongeBob discovers his penis and thinks it's a worm so he burns it off his body.
 * April 12, 2019
 * 12
 * Whale for Sale
 * Mr. Krabs decides to sell her daughter for cash. An abusive couple buys her and rapes her in their home.
 * April 19, 2019
 * 13
 * Patrick's Rock
 * Patrick finds his weird "hot dog" sticking out of his shorts and plays with it.
 * April 26, 2019
 * 14
 * A Drunk Friday Night
 * After a long day at work, SpongeBob decides to get drunk. So drunk, in fact, that he feels like doing the nasty in the fanciest restaurant in town, with Sandy watching.
 * May 3, 2019
 * 15
 * SpongeBecca
 * SpongeBob and Patrick meet their female counterparts, and they double date.
 * May 10, 2019
 * 16
 * Divided by Zero
 * Patrick divides by zero on his calculator, and he destroys the universe in the process.
 * May 17, 2019
 * 17
 * Smoke Weed Everyday
 * SpongeBob decides to start smoking weed every day. Will he die? Will he murder Patrick? Who knows?
 * May 24, 2019
 * 18
 * Children Fever
 * Patrick gets a virus that causes his stomach to crave children, and ONLY children, fried baked raw or broiled.
 * May 31, 2019
 * 19
 * The Pen15 Club
 * Patrick tries to join the ultimate Pen15 Club.
 * June 7, 2019
 * 20
 * Mr. Craps
 * Mr. Krabs takes a huge shit during lunch break. His shit smells so bad, he stinks up the entire universe!
 * June 21, 2019
 * 21
 * Nine Plus Ten
 * Patrick tries to go one day without making a 9+10=21 joke.
 * June 28, 2019
 * 22
 * Those Don't Fuck
 * Squidward has sex with his clarinet, because he's a pervert.
 * July 5, 2019
 * 23
 * I'm a Furry Now
 * SpongeBob discovers the wonderful and sexy world of furries. (Oh, the frickin' irony)
 * July 12, 2019
 * 24
 * Later World, Smell My Ass
 * Gary begins to fart in all the water in Bikini Bottom causing bad diarrhea!
 * July 19, 2019
 * 25
 * Why Didn't We Do This Before?
 * Patrick revives the dead body of Adolf Hitler and becomes a Nazi, YAY THE RECKONING BEGINS!!
 * July 26, 2019
 * 26
 * Gary's Dildo
 * SpongeBob finds Gary's dildo while cleaning out his shell. SpongeBob secretly uses it to fap to pictures of Sandy.
 * August 2, 2019
 * 27
 * Sarcastic
 * Squidward gets pissed off that people don't understand sarcasm, so he runs them over with his bulldozer.
 * September 6, 2019
 * 28
 * The Big Dump: Part One
 * Everyone in Bikini Bottom takes a huge dump.
 * September 11, 2019
 * 29
 * The Big Dump: Part Two
 * Everyone on earth takes a huge dump.
 * September 11, 2019
 * 30
 * The Big Dump: Part Three
 * You take a big dump and die.
 * September 11, 2019
 * 31
 * Incest is Right?
 * Patrick learns about incest and decides to do his mom.
 * September 27, 2019
 * 32
 * Gary's Murders
 * SpongeBob gets skeptical when he finds his kitchen knives covered in blood. It turns out that Gary's a serial killer, and he uses his bodies as material for his dildos.
 * October 4, 2019
 * 33
 * Prostitute Sandy
 * SpongeBob finds out that Sandy is a prostitute. Since he's in love with her, he throws all his money at her.
 * October 11, 2019
 * 34
 * HIYAAAH!!
 * SpongeBob does the newest, bestest karate move and gets multiple paper cuts in his lungs.
 * October 18, 2019
 * 35
 * Whale for Sale Part 2
 * (Continuation of Whale for Sale) Pearl decides to get revenge on her abusive parents by rubbing her genitals on all their prized possessions.
 * October 25, 2019
 * 36
 * Talking Turkey
 * Patrick wants a talking turkey, so he rips out his vocal chords and sticks them inside a turkey.
 * November 1, 2019
 * 37
 * Whale for Sale Part 3
 * You know what's gonna happen when the parents find out so don't even bother asking "Why? WHY?!".
 * November 2, 2019
 * 38
 * Pop Tard Fever
 * Patrick is called a Pop Tard so he preforms surgery on everyone in Bikini Bottom to make them retarded pop tarts to say "Now who's smart?"
 * November 3, 2019
 * 39
 * Snortin' Tulips
 * Patrick starts snorting tulips and starts decapitating people.
 * November 4, 2019
 * 40
 * Shootin' Up Da School
 * Squidward decides to shoot up SpongeBob's boating school after finding out where it is.
 * November 5, 2019
 * 41
 * Holiday Hell
 * SpongeBob gets sent to hell after his penis kills him on Thanksgiving Day. Screw logic.
 * November 6, 2019
 * 42
 * Ass Surgery
 * Patrick thinks his butt is defective because it has a crack in it. So, he gets surgery to patch his butt. Then his butt fucking explodes.
 * November 7, 2019
 * 43
 * Scrapes and Dings
 * Plankton gets turned on by band aids.
 * November 8, 2019
 * 44
 * NBA All Star Match 49
 * Woah, how'd we get here? Welp, our characters are dead :D
 * November 15, 2019
 * 45
 * Thanks Taking
 * Patrick takes all the turkeys and forms them into a super turkey, and knocks it up.
 * November 22, 2019
 * 46
 * Sandy's Missing Penis
 * SpongeBob and Sandy have sex for the first time, and SpongeBob wonders why Sandy doesn't have a penis.
 * January 10, 2020
 * 47
 * SpongeBob en Español
 * SpongeBob learns Spanish in order to swear at his friends without getting in trouble.
 * January 17, 2020
 * 48
 * Fucc
 * Everyone finds out how to say f*** without censoring it by using two c's.
 * January 24, 2020
 * 49
 * Patrick's Huge Ass Shit
 * Patrick needs to shit, but since his toilet is clogged from the last shit he took, he tries to go the entire day without shitting.
 * February 7, 2020
 * 50
 * Semen Covered Horse
 * SpongeBob falls in love with a Bargibant and tries to have sex with it.
 * February 14, 2020
 * 51
 * Fucc 2
 * The Fucc gods find out Bikini Bottom is using their word too much and tries to kill them with their dick.
 * February 21, 2020
 * 52
 * Discord Noobs
 * SpongeBob and Patrick go on Discord for the first time and start sending dick pics to everyone.
 * February 28, 2020
 * Patrick thinks his butt is defective because it has a crack in it. So, he gets surgery to patch his butt. Then his butt fucking explodes.
 * November 7, 2019
 * 43
 * Scrapes and Dings
 * Plankton gets turned on by band aids.
 * November 8, 2019
 * 44
 * NBA All Star Match 49
 * Woah, how'd we get here? Welp, our characters are dead :D
 * November 15, 2019
 * 45
 * Thanks Taking
 * Patrick takes all the turkeys and forms them into a super turkey, and knocks it up.
 * November 22, 2019
 * 46
 * Sandy's Missing Penis
 * SpongeBob and Sandy have sex for the first time, and SpongeBob wonders why Sandy doesn't have a penis.
 * January 10, 2020
 * 47
 * SpongeBob en Español
 * SpongeBob learns Spanish in order to swear at his friends without getting in trouble.
 * January 17, 2020
 * 48
 * Fucc
 * Everyone finds out how to say f*** without censoring it by using two c's.
 * January 24, 2020
 * 49
 * Patrick's Huge Ass Shit
 * Patrick needs to shit, but since his toilet is clogged from the last shit he took, he tries to go the entire day without shitting.
 * February 7, 2020
 * 50
 * Semen Covered Horse
 * SpongeBob falls in love with a Bargibant and tries to have sex with it.
 * February 14, 2020
 * 51
 * Fucc 2
 * The Fucc gods find out Bikini Bottom is using their word too much and tries to kill them with their dick.
 * February 21, 2020
 * 52
 * Discord Noobs
 * SpongeBob and Patrick go on Discord for the first time and start sending dick pics to everyone.
 * February 28, 2020
 * 51
 * Fucc 2
 * The Fucc gods find out Bikini Bottom is using their word too much and tries to kill them with their dick.
 * February 21, 2020
 * 52
 * Discord Noobs
 * SpongeBob and Patrick go on Discord for the first time and start sending dick pics to everyone.
 * February 28, 2020
 * SpongeBob and Patrick go on Discord for the first time and start sending dick pics to everyone.
 * February 28, 2020

Trivia

 * The show premiered on the 69th day of 2019.
 * This show is intentionally bad. The bad-der, the better.


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