Jellytropolis (ADWSS Episode Transcript)

(The episode begins with SpongeBob asleep, when suddenly his alarm clock wakes him up)

Spongebob: Good morning Bikini Bottom!

Gary: Meow.

(Spongebob goes downstairs and starts eating Kelpo)

Spongebob: Now, what was I gonna do today? I'm gonna check my to-do list.

Squidward: (appearing through window) I hope it's not Annoy Squidward Day by any chance!

Spongebob: Don't be silly Squidward, that's tomorrow!

Squidward: TOMMOROW?

Spongebob: Yes, tomorrow!

Squidward: AUGH!!!! (runs away)

Spongebob: Okay, bye Squidward! Have fun!

(SpongeBob sits down and drinks a cup of tea. Patrick knocks down the door)

Patrick: SPONGEBOB!

Spongebob: Patrick! How many times do I have to tell you not to break down my door without knocking?

Patrick: Oh, sorry Spongebob. (pulls the door back to its original spot then knocks)

Spongebob: Please do come in.

(Patrick knocks the door down)

Patrick: Are you ready to go jellyfishing?

Spongebob: I sure am! (pulls out his jellyfishing net, Old Reliable)

Patrick: Let's go!

(They walk out the door and head to Jellyfish Fields, and stop by at Barg'n'mart)

Spongebob: So what exactly have we come in here for?

Patrick: For, free snacks SpongeBob.

Spongebob: Free snacks?

Patrick: Yeah. Come on Spongebob!

(A guy in a red shirt who has a name tag labled Craig, a worker at the store, notices Patrick)

Craig: (on a walkie talkie) Guys, I need backup. It's that massive pink kid again. I think he's after the hot dogs........

Guard: (through walkie talkie) Oh great! Him again! Be there in a sec.

(Patrick walks out the shop with Spongebob with a handful of sweets, hot dogs and chocolate. When the guard arrives the shop is empty. The guard slaps Craig in the face)

Guard: You said Patrick was here, Craig!

Craig: He is, he's right- (notices Patrick is gone) there.......

Guard: (looks around) Where?

Craig: (runs out of sight)

(Scence cuts to Spongebob and Patrick who are walking to Jellyfish Fields. Patrick is eating a chocolate bar)

Spongebob: Ummmmm, Patrick, you got a little something on your mouth.

Patrick: (with large choclate smear on his lips) No I don't!

Spongebob: Well, anywho...... time for jellyfishing!

Patrick: Okay.

(Spongebob spots a Jellyfish)

Spongebob: Ooooh. (attempts to catch it but falls over)

Patrick: (jumps to catch it but also falls over)

Spongebob: (runs to the Jellyfish but trips on a shoe lace)

Patrick: (catches the Jellyfish but gets stung by another one and lets it go)

Spongebob: (tries to scare it but scares himself) This is getting difficult! We have to catch it!

(Spongebob and Patrick jump up at the same time to catch it but bump into each other. Spongebob drops his net)

SpongeBob: Barnacles! MY NET!

(Spongebob and Patrick run after it as it rolls down a hill. The Benny Hill Theme song plays and Patrick trips and rolls like a boulder into SpongeBob, which makes them roll down the hill together like a ball, they hit a ramp and are thrust into the air)

Spongebob and Patrick: AUGH!!!! (land on a giant pillow, get out of ball form)

Patrick: We're saved!

SpongeBob and Patrick: (the pillow randomly explodes, which bounces them onto a large matress)

Patrick: We're still saved!

SpongeBob and Patrick: (the matress inflates and pops, which thrusts them onto a large chair)

Patrick: We're still-

Spongebob: (covers Patrick's mouth) Please be quiet! (waits five seconds) Okay, I think we're safe, Patrick.

SpongeBob and Patrick: (the chair explodes, launching them into a ravine)

Patrick: (looks around) Where are we?

SpongeBob: I dunno..... maybe I could ask someone. (walks up to a man and taps his shoulder) Excuse me, but could you please..... (the man turns around to reveal a jellyfish) tell...... me...... where..... I..... am........ (nervously and quickly) Um, well I've got some work to attend to, so never mind, bye now! (runs back to Patrick)

Patrick: So where are we?

Spongebob: I don't know....... but something's wrong with this place. I saw a man..... that was actually a jellyfish!

Patrick: Spongebob, I think you need to lie down. You're probably hallucina..... (spots a jellyfish in a tuxedo, walking around whistling happily) SpongeBob...... you're right! We've gotta get out of here!

Spongebob: No need to panic....... let's just find the net and leave, okay Patrick? Now, let's just act calm, and mellow. Calm and mellow........

Spongebob and Patrick: (while running around the city) AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (jellyfish stare at them, confused)

SpongeBob: Well, we did that well! No panic whatsoever. (spots the net) There it is! Now let's just go over there and take it calm and mellow, remember.

Spongebob and Patrick: (run to the net) AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SpongeBob: Let's go home. (go up nearby hill which leads them to Jellyfish Fields)

Patrick: You know SpongeBob, I've learned a valuable lesson today.

SpongeBob: That treating animals badly is wrong because they have lives just like us?

(silence)

SpongeBob and Patrick: Nah! (run after a jellyfish nearby into the sunset)

(the episode fades to black, but doesn't end, SpongeBob and Patrick are seen in the black)

SpongeBob: How do we end the episode?

Patrick: Remember SpongeBob, calm and mellow.

SpongeBob: Got it.

(silence)

SpongeBob and Patrick: AUGH!!!!!!!!!

(episode ends)

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