User blog:The Imperial Ghost/The Terrible Travis - The Last Episode - American Hellbound

The final Terrible Travis episode, a proposed special based on the 2005 game, Tony Hawk's American Wasteland.

It's unfinished because I was busy and the series ended. But it's just one of the best things I did.

The document is dated 3rd July 2016 for the last edit I made.


 * [opens on a bus to L.A. Travis sits down with his laptop. Someone comes next to him.]
 * Travis: Kelpy, is there any reason you're in drag?
 * Kelpy: I wanted to suprise you.
 * [Travis in his mind face-palms.]
 * Kelpy: So, why are you going to L.A?
 * Travis: Don't know. Don't care.
 * Kelpy: Well, erm...
 * Travis: Would you mind taking those clothes off and go and sit with Alan and Calaz at the back?
 * Kelpy: I've already done that once.
 * Travis: I'm making you do it again. [pushes him to the bottom of the bus.]
 * Kelpy: No, Alan. Don't eat my dress. that cost me money!
 * Travis: Much better.
 * [Later on, he gets off the bus as Kelpy waves at him with scarred clothes and a face that won't be described due to the scars. Some people beat Travis up on the first step he takes in L.A]
 * Gang Person #1: Oi. Don't step on our turf, num nut.
 * Luis: I guess you aren't from round here.
 * Travis: So are you, 11.
 * Luis: That's not the point. Here, I'll show you a place you'll feel at home.
 * [they walk up to ranch that has signs saying "Tresspassing-Keep Out." on them. Ghastly is at the gates to pester them.]
 * Ghastly: Yeah, hmm... what? You can get me back stage with McFly? Cut me in. [whilst Ghastly has this conversation on the phone, he pushes Luis and Travis away from the gates.] $50 and a date with your cousin. Okay, mate. [looks at Travis.] Yeah, we have a rule about platypuses. If there is one, it's no.
 * Luis: Remember what happens when you call people platypuses?
 * Ghastly: No, he's the first one.
 * [We then see Alan and Calaz on a roof.]
 * Calaz: why won't the document saveeeeee?
 * Alan: you did get that broadband service I told you to get, didn't you?
 * Calaz: nooeo.
 * Alan: i don't think even know what I mean by broadband?
 * Calaz: hoe nooeo.
 * Alan: oi, who's the interspecies person?
 * Luis: He's a mate of mine and Adam's.
 * Ghastly: yep. come on round. I nah the man behind this.
 * [We see tha man with a shredder and a body. The body is put in the shredder as the man screams. The whole place where he is at is a kind of wasteland place with a lot of great stuff in.]
 * Ghastly: He's the one and the only, Jack Hack.
 * Jack: So, who's this idiot [pointing to Travis]?
 * Travis: Mine name's Travis, and I'm not an idiot. I'm a SpongeBob Fanfiction writer.
 * Jack: We all are... what makes you so different than us?
 * Travis: Leader Plankton.
 * [They all cheer at the mention of the show].
 * Jack: Okay then, m8. You can crash here, but make some more good stuff.
 * Travis: Well actually, at the moment. I'm nearly done on the movie for Leader Plankton. It's called Leader Plankton!: The Underwater Dimensional Battle. If you let me have more time to finish the script in L.A, I might get it out in time this year.
 * Alan: what do you need?
 * Travis: A standard wifi connection. This one's not very good at the moment.
 * Alan: I'll get that with Calaz.
 * Calaz: tha wuht.

Something in Utah could kill us all, so don't worry... keep running with me and you'll be safe.