Egypt

Transcript
(Episode opens with EB and Steve)

EB: Sorry about the mishap with the poll last episode. It won’t happen again, and all votes from both polls will be counted.

Steve: Yeah!

EB: Also Steve, if you screw up again, you’re fired. Now onto the episode.

(Cut to the table)

EB: So it was a 3 - 2 vote this time. Fred, unfortunately you’ve been evicted.

Fred: MY LEGb WHAT?! HOW IS SONIC STILL HERE? HE ISN’T EVEN A SPONGEBOB CHARACTER!

Sonic: Hey, rude.

Steve: No need for insults here.

Fred: Well, bye.

(Fred walks out onto the stage)

EB: And with that, we have reached our final three. Two of you will go to the finale for a chance to win one million. One of you will unfortunately be evicted!

Sonic: Oh yeah!

Gary: Meow!

Steve: For your final challenge, you will have to construct an Egyptian style pyramid. The reason? We’re running out of challenge ideas. Best looking pyramid wins.

Pearl: Wait isn’t this only season three?

EB: Your building materials are here in piles, one pile for each of you. Go!

(Sonic quickly starts to build a small scale pyramid, Pearl starts to work on the base of hers, and Gary is far behind)

Gary: Meow!

Pearl: Do you need help?

Gary: Meow!

Pearl: Here, start at the bottom and use this sticky stuff to put rocks together.

(Gary uses his own slime instead)

Pearl: Okay, that works too.

Sonic: Pearl, any tips for the top?

Pearl: Make it decorative!

Sonic: Thanks!

(Sonic makes his pyramid’s top look awesome; Pearl is slowly designing her pyramid, but it’s very creative looking)

Steve: The final battle really is on here EB, I’m excited to see the pyramids.

EB: Oh shut up bro.

Steve: Wait aren’t you a fugitive?

EB: Yeah, and?

Steve: Wouldn’t publicly broadcasting a show with your location give you away to the FBI?

EB: I haven’t given the location out ever, and as long as I never do, they’ll never find me.

Pearl: Hey guys, any chance we can go to the surface sometime? Relocating to southern Californian shores means the surface world here is supposed to be cool.

EB: Dammit. GODDAMMIT!

Steve: Well it was nice knowing you bro.

EB: When they take me, you’ll have to take my place as host of this show.

Steve: For real?

EB: Yes.

(Pearl’s pyramid is almost done)

Pearl: Sonic, are you done?

Sonic: Yep!

Pearl: Cool.

(Pearl finishes her pyramid, Gary is almost done)

Gary: Meow meow meow meow meow!

Steve: You like how it looks?

(Gary’s pyramid looks terrible)

Gary: Meow!

(Gary puts the final block onto his pyramid)

EB: It is now time to judge. Gary, you’ll be first.

(Steve and EB inspect Gary’s pyramid; meanwhile, at the FBI secret base in LA)

FBI Agent One: Sir, we’ve located him.

FBI LA District Leader: Where is he?

FBI Agent Two: In the ocean right by LA

FBI LA District Leader: Well then, capture him, shut down the show, and make sure nobody gets that counterfeit million.

FBI Agent Three: Ahem, should we give the winner some prize at least?

FBI LA District Leader: Yes, all the twinkies they can eat for helping us locate a dangerous criminal.

(Cut to EB)

EB: Gary, it gets a 4/10 from me, sorry.

Steve: 2/10 from me.

Gary: HISSS MEOW!

Steve: Let’s move onto Pearl.

(EB and Steve inspect Pearl’s pyramid)

Pearl: Well?

Steve: Eh, it gets a 8/10 from me.

EB: 6/10 from me.

(EB and Steve inspect Sonic’s)

EB: Mhm, 5/10. Not enough effort put into it.

Sonic: noooooo!

Steve: I’ll give it a 9/10 because it looks great!

Sonic: Yayyyy!

EB: Alright so the winner is… a tie between Pearl and Sonic. I’ll flip a coin. Heads, Pearl wins.

(The coin lands on tails)

Sonic: Yay!

Steve: Sonic, welcome to the finale.

EB: Since there is no nominator technically because this is the final vote, go vote out either Gary or Pearl!

(Lights shine through the windows)

Pearl: What the f-

FBI Agent Two: FBI OPEN UP!

EB: Ah crap.

(To be continued)

... Gary Pearl