Patrick and the 000 Virus/transcript

This article is a transcript of SpongeBob SquarePants Fanon episode Patrick and the 000 Virus from season 104, which aired on February 3, 2164.

Patrick: Sandy told me that Cloud Saver is best for saving pictures. It will work for any Windows version. Now, I'm going to download it.

(Patrick opens Skype)

Patrick: First, call Sandy to give me a link.

(Patrick calls Sandy on Skype)

Sandy: Howdy Patrick!

Patrick: Hello Sandy!

Sandy: How I can help you?

Patrick: Give me a download link of Cloud Saver.

Sandy: Here are it! www.bikinibottomcloudsaver.com

Patrick: Thanks Sandy!

Sandy: Goodbye Pal!

(Patrick ended Skype call)

Patrick: Go, type the address...

Patrick: Here are it! The Cloud Saver!

(Patrick clicked Download.)

Windows 10: Running security scan for CloudSetup.exe... Safe program.

Windows 10: Running security scan for 000.exe...This program can harm your computer. Are you sure you want to download 000.exe?

Patrick: 000.exe!!!!!!!!

Patrick: I DOESN'T WANT TO HAVE 000.EXE ON MY PC!!!!

(The mouse automatic clicks Yes.)

Patrick: NO!!!!!!!!!! (crying)

(PC automatic runs 000.exe, and mouse clicks Yes.)

Patrick: WHY!!! HELP ME!!! (crying)

(The PC started to animate a live-action road.)

Patrick: Hmmm, this program's starting is very good...

Patrick: Like I'm driving a car!

Patrick: 000.exe is a good program!

(The PC restarts)

Patrick: What is next? A heaven?

(The PC starts)

Patrick: UR NEXT?

Patrick: MY USERNAME IS NOT UR NEXT, MY USERNAME IS PAT THE GOOD STAR!!!

Windows 10: Welcome!

Patrick: Where is my files?

Patrick: I can only see the UR NEXT files, and a document OPENMEOPENMEOPENME!

(Patrick opens the OPENMEOPENMEOPENME document.)

(In the document says YOU INSTALLED ME, NOW ITS TOO LATER, I GOT YOU. DONT LOOK BEHIND YOU)

Patrick: I'm so scared! What is behind me?

(Patrick looks behind, very scared.)

Patrick: Ooh, behind me is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! A MONSTER!!!

SpongeBob: Patrick, I'm not a monster, I'm your best friend, SpongeBob!

Patrick: SpongeBob, help me! I had a 000.exe virus, and it is scaring me!

SpongeBob: Oh my god! Contact Sandy.

Patrick: OK.

(Patrick contacted Sandy)

Sandy: Howdy Patrick!

Patrick: It's traggic, i had the 000 virus!

Sandy: Oh no! Buy a new PC at Bikini Bottom PC Shop. Give your old PC to FlyTech Videos. Fly will fix your old PC, and you can use it again.

Patrick: Thanks Sandy!

(Patrick ended the call)

Patrick: Go with me, SpongeBob, we're going to buy a new PC at Bikini Bottom PC Shop!

SpongeBob: OK best friend!

French Narrator: 34 minutes later...

Patrick: We are at the Bikini Bottom PC Shop.

(SpongeBob and Patrick opens the door)

Worker fish: Which PC do you want?

Patrick: Philips EnergyStar 16012-14122 with Windows 7!

Worker fish: OK dear.

SpongeBob: Going to pay for it!

Patrick: Thanks cashier!

Worker fish: No problem.

French Narrator: 42 minutes later...

SpongeBob: We are at FlyTech Videos's house!

Patrick: Finally!

(SpongeBob and Patrick opens the door)

Patrick: Here are my old PC! Fix it and delete the 000 virus!

FlyTech Videos: OK, OK.

Patrick: Thanks, good man!

(Patrick slams the door)

French Narrator: 43 minutes later...

SpongeBob: Open the door of the rock!

Patrick: OK!

(Patrick opens the door)

SpongeBob: Run your new PC!

Patrick: OK!

French Narrator: After the installation...

SpongeBob: Go to the account!

Patrick: OK!

SpongeBob: Call FlyTech Videos on Skype!

Patrick: OK!

(Patrick calls FlyTech Videos on Skype)

Patrick: Fly, are my PC fixed!

FlyTech Videos: Wait a sec...

FlyTech Videos: It's deleted! Go to my house, to take your PC back!

Patrick: OK!

(Patrick ends the Skype call)

SpongeBob: Go to Fly's house!

Patrick: OK!

French Narrator: 49 minutes later...

SpongeBob: Open the door!

Patrick: OK!

(Patrick opens the door)

FlyTech Videos: Here are your PC, shiny and clean!

Patrick: Thanks! Use my new PC.

FlyTech Videos: Thanks!

French Narrator: 45 minutes later...

SpongeBob: OK, open the door!

Patrick: OK!

SpongeBob: Run your PC!

Patrick: OK!

(The PC starts)

Windows 10: Welcome!

Patrick: My PC are clean!

SpongeBob: Do you learned a lesson?

Patrick: Yes. Don't download from risk and phishing sites!

French Narrator: At the beach...

Patchy the Pirate: Patrick telled Sandy that www.bikinibottomcloudsaver.com is a risk site.

Patrick: Sandy, the link www.bikinibottomcloudsaver.com is a high risk site!

Patchy the Pirate: Do you guys learned a lesson? Don't visit high risk and phishing sites! You may got a virus!

Potty the Parrot: Go to risk sites!

Patchy the Pirate: No! Don't go to risk sites! Go away, you stupid parrot!

(The End title card appeared.)