User blog:Ponyo Fan/Fanon Hotel: Episode 3

Prologue
Muffled talking in the background.

Ponyo: Just do the advisory!

JFK (Clone High): No, I er-ah, have a cold.

Ponyo: I know you haven't been paid since 2003. You need the money, don't you?

JFK: Yes, I actually do. I've had to move back in with my gay foster dads. (shivers)

Ponyo: So I'll pay you $100 to do this.

JFK: (sigh) Alright. But I get to nail you afterwards.

Advisory
JFK: Hi there, I'm, er-ah, JFK from Clone High. Most of you are too young to remember that cartoon. I'm here to tell that tonight's very special episode of Fanon Hotel deals with underage characters engaging in drinking and gambling. This is a work of fiction and the creator, Ponyo Fan, does not encourage these behaviors. Got a gambling problem? Call 1-800-BETS-OFF. Now time to invade Ponyo's spaceship. And by invade, I mean sex! And by spaceship, I mean-

Ponyo: (puts hand over JFK's mouth) That's enough out of you. Enjoy tonight's episode of Fanon Hotel.

Fanon Hotel: Episode 3
Previously, on a very special Fanon Hotel...

'''All the big kids go to a bar/casino, where Ponyo takes a job and laughs at Lazaro's inexperience. The rest of the characters don't really do anything.'''

(theme song plays)'

Ponyo: One dry lemonade coming right up. (Ponyo goes in the back and begins making drink.)

Woman: Hey, can you give me some advice?

Ponyo: I'll try.

Woman: Well, my ex-boyfriend invited me to his wedding, and I don't know if I should go or not.

Ponyo: Do you still have feelings for him?

In progress!