Brainiac: Squidward Abuse (Transcript)

(Spongebob is setting up a TV set while talking to a Science Teacher)

Spongebob: So do you think you have the book smarts for science.

Teacher: Why certainly because I have learned (lifts a science book) everything to know about science (throws science book which lands on Nat Peterson)

Spongebob: Okay, ACTION! (turns all equipment on)

Spongebob: (to camera) Hello citizens of the see, Welcome to the Geniuspants Show, with your host, me, Spongebob Geniuspants and........ (Scene cuts to Squidward's house)

Squidward: What the barnicles is Spongebob doing now. I should just go ever there and stop it all now! (Scene cuts back to Spongebob's lab)

Teacher: (at least a half an hour later) Ok folks it looks like we are out of time so goodbye, and good ridence. (camera cuts off)

Spongebob: (looking at the ratings) Whoa, the ratings are flying (Patick enters the lab)

Patrick: Whoa, what is that.

Teacher: That is my taco, why?

Patrick: I want it. (Patrick puts the Teacher's whole body in his mouth)

Spongebob: Patrick, spit him out this instant! (Patrick spits the teacher out who runs away) Wait! Come back! PATRICK! (Patrick runs back home)