Behold! Warriors Abridged! (transcript)

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'''Behold! Warriors Abridged!'''

Written by Ponyo Fan, JellyfishJam38...

(Enter a space-esque background. Narrator walks out of his ship in a way parodying TOM from Toonami. Narrator is a robot like him as well.)

Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Warriors of Bikini Bottom, on Toonami --- I mean Nick at Nite.

(Screen shows a flashback of SpongeBob fighting monsters.)

Narrator: He's got 99 problems...

(Screen switches to clips of Mrs. Puff, Sandy, and other female characters yelling at SpongeBob.)

Narrator: ...but these bitches are the main ones. Warriors Abridged up next, baby.

More coming soon...