Staring at Death

Staring at Death is a SpongeBob short.

Plot
Patrick visits SpongeBob's house. The two sit around and watch TV. They eat some cereal, and find an awesome Mermaid Man toy at the bottom of the box. The two get into a massive fight over it. "It's mine!" yells SpongeBob. "It's MY cereal, in MY house, therefore it's MINE!!!" Then Patrick punches SpongeBob in the face and takes the toy. "Ha! Look who's got the toy NOW!" Patrick screams. "Wait, I have a civilized idea," says SpongeBob. "Let's have a staring contest." "Fine, that seems reasonable," says Patrick.

So the contest begins. They stare at one another intensely. Sweat rolls down their foreheads. They're eyes stay perfectly still. The competition is fierce.

47 years later

"Ha! You lose!" exclaimed Patrick. "Dang it!" said SpongeBob. "Well, it took long enough, but clearly the best man won!" Patrick bragged. "Fine, take the stupid toy," grunted SpongeBob. Patrick took the now moldy toy, and walked out the door. He opened the door, only to find Bikini Bottom completely destroyed, and being ruled by Plankton and his evil robots. All the residents were either killed or turned into robotic slaves. Patrick slammed the door. "Uh....SpongeBob....how long were we having that staring contest?" "I don't know, half an hour? Why?" "Because...you might wanna take a look at this!"

SpongeBob and Patrick opened the door, and observed the horrible fate of their beloved city. SpongeBob screamed in horror. This alerted a nearby robot. "LIFEFORM ALERT. LIFEFORM ALERT. LIFEFORM ALERT." All the robots flocked to the Pineapple. SpongeBob and Patrick quickly slammed and locked the door. From every end of the house, hundreds of robots tried to break in and invade the house. SpongeBob and Patrick held on to eachother and screamed helplessly. Then a robot succeeded in breaking the wall down. "LIFEFORM ALERT. LIFEFOM ALERT. LIFEFORM ALERT. LIFEFORM ALERT." Hundreds of robots dog-piled on SpongeBob and Patrick. The lights fade out.

Above water A married couple in a canoe on the water. The man feels a tug on his fishing line. "Hey, honey, I think I've got a big one!" "Whatever, dear." The pulling gets stronger. "No, seriously....I can't.....pull....this....."

BOOSH

"LIFE ALERT. LIFE ALERT. LIFE ALERT." ...... "Hey, honey, why are there robots under here?" "Whatever, dear."

The lights fade out.