SuperHoopla!

(Episode opens with a shot of Hoopla sitting in his room reading a comic book called “The Inconspicuous Blob)

 

Hoopla: Reading this comic book will surely tell me how to become a superhero! I know I can do it, The Oopla-Tribe called me a hero! I just need to figure out how.

 

(Hoopla goes to a random science lab and starts pounding on the door)

 

Scientist: Hey, go away!

 

Hoopla: LISTEN I NEED YOU TO STAGE AN ACCIDENT SO I CAN GET SUPERPOWERS AND BECOME A SUPERHERO!

 

(Security runs out and Hoopla gets dragged away)

 

Hoopla: I just don’t get what’s so hard about making me a superhero.

 

(Hoopla sees a billboard that says “WANNA BE A SUPERHERO? CALL THIS NUMBER)

 

Hoopla: That’s not shady at all! (Starts to call number)

 

Voice: Hello?

 

Hoopla: Yeah I heard you could make me a superhero.

 

Voice: Yes! All you gotta do is smoke some kelp.

 

Hoopla: I’m not over the legal age to smoke kelp. I’m AGE WITHHELD.

 

Voice: Sorry we can not help you sir goodbye forever. (Hangs up)

 

Hoopla: Aw Hooplitty crap. (Pause) Fine. I’ll do it myself.

 

(Hoopla goes to the store and buys some chemicals)

 

Hoopla: Maybe if I douse these chemicals on myself, I’ll get superpowers!

 

Cashier: Sir, are you intoxicated right now?

 

Hoopla: No.

Cashier: Alright, your total is $50 for these chemicals.

 

Hoopla: Could I get them for free if I save the city in the future?

 

Cashier: Sir, no.

 

Hoopla: Fine. (He checks his wallet and sees no money except Hooplabucks) Can I pay you in Hooplabucks?

 

Cashier: You mean the legendary currency created by the absolute legend of a user CrazySponge?

 

Hoopla: Yes.

 

Cashier: I’ll take it!

 

(Hoopla walks out of the store with a bag of chemicals)

 

Hoopla: Hmm, I don’t know if these chemicals are enough…

 

(Hoopla is on top of an unstable nuclear reactor filled with bugs that could bite you and TNT.)

 

Hoopla: Ok, am I missing any elements? Oh yeah, cosmic space item that explodes into me. I think that’s in the type of TNT I bought actually. Ok, guess I’ll do it.

 

(Aliens show up and drop a cosmic space item)

 

Hoopla: Oh boy, more space items!

 

(Hoopla jumps onto the nuclear reactor)

 

Hoopla: HOO-

 

(The reactor explodes and Hoopla wakes up five months later in a hospital bed)

 

Hoopla: HOOPLA! What happened? Where am I?

 

(Hoopla looks around and a doctor rushes into the room)

Doctor: Guys, he’s awake!

 

Hoopla: What happened?

 

Doctor: You jumped into a reactor and blew up.

 

Hoopla: Do I have superpowers?

 

Doctor: You have several injuries! Just kidding, you broke all of your bones. Luckily it’s been 5 months and they’ve all healed.

 

Hoopla: Wait, 5 months? Has Alpooh taken over the world?

 

Doctor: Who?

 

Hoopla: Thank goodness. But he’s probably been able to develop his plan-

 

Scooter: Haha, What are you doing here Hoopla?

 

Hoopla: I could ask you the same thing.

 

Scooter: I lost my voice from laughing too much. But now I’m healed!

 

Hoopla: So am I!

 

Scooter: Haha, this conversation makes me mad! Hahahahah.

 

Hoopla: Your voice makes me mad!

 

Scooter: Hoopla, it’s on.

 

Hoopla: Tomorrow.

 

Scooter: Agreed. Haha.

 

Hoopla: Agreed. HOOPLA!

(end)