I'm requesting the page get deleted because the page is BROKEN and there is nonsense. ( No offense ) such as manny meatball and others. I will rebrand the show to be better than the old one, it will be scripted and WAY better.

I'll shit on you, da da, da da, da da

I'll shit on you, da da, da da, da da

I'll shit on you, da da, da da, da da

I'll shit on you, da da, da da, da da

I'll shit on you! I will shit on you

I'll shit on you! Girl, you know, it's true

I'll shit on you! Bitch or man, its true

I'll shit on you! I will shit on you

(TO BE FINISHED)

Hi guys here is my own fan character and first page Tuba. I’ve written her page as if she appeared in the actual show since season 1 with some made up behind the scenes history. I’ll probably most likely update in the future and may adjust some information and new images. All artwork is done by me.

https://spongefan.fandom.com/wiki/Tuba_McBloom

Why can’t I add images?

Tooly | SpongeBob Fanon Wiki | Fandom

I sit back with this pack of Zig-Zags and this bag

Of this weed, it gives me the shit needed to be

The most meanest MC on this on this Earth

And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse

And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works

And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve all this tension

Dispensing these sentences, getting this stress

That's been eating me recently off of this chest

And I rest again peacefully

But at least have the decency in you

To leave me alone, when you fucks see me out

In the streets when I'm eating or feeding my daughter

To not come and speak to me

I don't know you, and no, I don't owe you a mothafuckin' thing

I'm not Mr. N'Sync, I'm not what your friends think

I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick if you tempt me

My tank is on empty, no patience is in me

And if you offend me, I'm lifting you ten feet in the air

I don't care who was there and who saw me just jaw you

Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit

I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe

I'm tired of all you, I don't mean to be mean

But that's all I can be, it's just me

And I am whatever you say I am

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news, every day I am

Radio won't even play my jam

'Cause I am whatever you say I am

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news, every day I am, huh

I don't know, it's just the way I am

Sometimes I just feel like my father

I hate to be bothered with all of this nonsense, it's constant

"And, oh, it's his lyrical content, the song Guilty Conscience

Has gotten such rotten responses"

And all of this controversy circles me

And it seems like the media immediately points a finger at me

So I point one back at 'em, but not the index or pinkie

Or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up

When you don't give a fuck, when you won't just put up

With the bullshit they pull, 'cause they full of shit too

When that was dude was getting bullied then shot up his school

And they blame it on Marilyn and the heroin

But where were the parents at? And look where it's at!

Middle America, now it's a tragedy

Now it's so sad to see, an upper-class city

Havin' this happenin'

Then attack 00 'cause I rap this way

But I'm glad, 'cause they feed me the fuel that I need

For the fire to burn and it's burning, and I have returned

And I am whatever you say I am

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news, every day I am

Radio won't even play my jam

'Cause I am whatever you say I am

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news, every day I am

I don't know, it's just the way I am

I'm fucking tired of being admired

That I wish that I would just die or get fired

And dropped from my label, let's stop with the fables

I'm not gonna be able to top on "My Name Is"

And pigeon-holed into some poppy sensation

To cop me rotation at rock-n-roll stations

And I just do not got the patience

To deal with these cocky Caucasians

Who think I'm some wigger who just tries to be black

'Cause I talk with an accent, and grab on my balls

So they always keep asking the same fucking questions

What school do I go to, what crew am I in?

The why, the who, what, when, the where and the how

'Til I'm grabbing my hair and I'm tearin' it out

'Cause they driving me crazy, I can't take it

I'm racin', I'm pacin', I stand and I sit

And I'm thankful for every fan that I get

But I can't take a shit in the bathroom

Without someone standing by it

No, I won't sign you an autograph

You can call me an asshole, I'm glad, 'cause...

I am whatever you say I am

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news, every day I am

Radio won't even play my jam

'Cause I am whatever you say I am

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news, every day I am

I don't know, it's just the way I am

A Mario Party Ripoff

May I have your attention, please?

May I have your attention, please?

Will the real Slam Shidy please stand up?

I repeat, will the real Slam Shidy please stand up?

We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before

Jaws all on the floor like John like Amber just burst in the door

And started whoopin' his ass worse than before

They first were divorced, throwin' him over furniture (ah)

It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding

He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"

And SpongeBot said, nothing, you idiots

SpongeBot's dead, she's locked in my basement (ha ha)

Feminist women love 00

"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slam Shidy, I'm sick of him

Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what

Flippin' the you-know-who"

"Yeah, but he's so cute though"

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms

Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose

But can't, but it's cool for Rebecca to suck off a dead moose

"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"

And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is

Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is

By the time they hit fourth grade

They've got access to PornHub, don't they?

We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals

Who cut other people open like cantaloupes

But if we can fuck dead animals and antelopes

Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope (Renaud)

But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes

I'm Slam Shidy, yes, I'm the real Shidy

All you other Slam Shidys are just imitating

So won't the real Slam Shidy please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm Slam Shidy, yes, I'm the real Shidy

All you other Slam Shidys are just imitating

So won't the real Slam Shidy please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?

LankyBox don't gotta cuss in their videos to get sponsers

Well, I do, so fuck them and fuck you too

You think I give a damn about a Streamy?

Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me

"But Slam, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"

Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?

So you can sit me here next to Belle Delphine?

Shit, Rebecca Zamola better switch me chairs

So I can sit next to TheOdd1sOut and DangMattSmith

And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

Little bitch put me on blast on Twitch.TV

"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"

I should download her audio on MP3

And show the whole world how you gave DJ Cook VD (ah)

I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups

All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you

And there's a million of us just like me

Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me

Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me

And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

'Cause Slam Shidy, yes, I'm the real Shidy

All you other Slam Shidys are just imitating

So won't the real Slam Shidy please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm Slam Shidy, yes, I'm the real Shidy

All you other Slam Shidys are just imitating

So won't the real Slam Shidy please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?

I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you

Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room

The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all

And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all

I just get on the mic and spit it

And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it

Better than ninety percent of you users out can

Then you wonder, "how can

Kids eat up my albums like Valiums?"

It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty

I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting

Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens

And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working

And every single person is a Slam Shidy lurking

He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings

Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck"

With his windows down and his system up

So will the real Shidy please stand up

And put one of those fingers on each hand up?

And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slam Shidy, yes, I'm the real Shidy

All you other Slam Shidys are just imitating

So won't the real Slam Shidy please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm Slam Shidy, yes, I'm the real Shidy

All you other Slam Shidys are just imitating

So won't the real Slam Shidy please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?

I'm Slam Shidy, yes, I'm the real Shidy

All you other Slam Shidys are just imitating

So won't the real Slam Shidy please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm Slam Shidy, yes, I'm the real Shidy

All you other Slam Shidys are just imitating

So won't the real Slam Shidy please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?

Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us

Fuck it, let's all stand up

SpongeBob

Narrator: Next FrIdAy nIgHt of Stupidness. We need some things to learn…

Narrator: A: NeVeR make Patrick sad

Patrick: WAAAAAAA

Narrator: B: Feed Wabbit

Wabbit: Nummy

Narrator: C: Never Make Patrick Handle it like a man

Patrick: Grrr Now I Have to Handle it like a man!

Click Hawk's Word of the Day is...

Pratītyasamutpāda

Meaning: A key doctrine in Buddhism shared by all schools of Buddhism. It states that all dharmas arise in dependence upon other dharmas: "if this exists, that exists; if this ceases to exist, that also ceases to exist".

Daily Word of the Day: Gesamtkunstwerk

Meaning: Gesamtkunstwerk means a 'total work of art'. It is a German loanword accepted in English as a term in aesthetics.

Example: "David has created a gesamtkunstwerk".

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I walk a lonely road

The only one that I have ever known

Don't know where it goes

But it's home to me, and I walk alone

I walk this empty street

On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams

Where the city sleeps

And I'm the only one, and I walk alone

I walk alone, I walk alone

I walk alone, I walk a-

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me

My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating

Sometimes, I wish someone out there will find me

'Til then, I walk alone

Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah

Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah