I'm requesting the page get deleted because the page is BROKEN and there is nonsense. ( No offense ) such as manny meatball and others. I will rebrand the show to be better than the old one, it will be scripted and WAY better.
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I'll shit on you, da da, da da, da da
I'll shit on you, da da, da da, da da
I'll shit on you, da da, da da, da da
I'll shit on you, da da, da da, da da
I'll shit on you! I will shit on you
I'll shit on you! Girl, you know, it's true
I'll shit on you! Bitch or man, its true
I'll shit on you! I will shit on you
(TO BE FINISHED)
Hi guys here is my own fan character and first page Tuba. I’ve written her page as if she appeared in the actual show since season 1 with some made up behind the scenes history. I’ll probably most likely update in the future and may adjust some information and new images. All artwork is done by me.
https://spongefan.fandom.com/wiki/Tuba_McBloom
Why can’t I add images?
I sit back with this pack of Zig-Zags and this bag
Of this weed, it gives me the shit needed to be
The most meanest MC on this on this Earth
And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse
And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works
And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve all this tension
Dispensing these sentences, getting this stress
That's been eating me recently off of this chest
And I rest again peacefully
But at least have the decency in you
To leave me alone, when you fucks see me out
In the streets when I'm eating or feeding my daughter
To not come and speak to me
I don't know you, and no, I don't owe you a mothafuckin' thing
I'm not Mr. N'Sync, I'm not what your friends think
I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick if you tempt me
My tank is on empty, no patience is in me
And if you offend me, I'm lifting you ten feet in the air
I don't care who was there and who saw me just jaw you
Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit
I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe
I'm tired of all you, I don't mean to be mean
But that's all I can be, it's just me
And I am whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news, every day I am
Radio won't even play my jam
'Cause I am whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news, every day I am, huh
I don't know, it's just the way I am
Sometimes I just feel like my father
I hate to be bothered with all of this nonsense, it's constant
"And, oh, it's his lyrical content, the song Guilty Conscience
Has gotten such rotten responses"
And all of this controversy circles me
And it seems like the media immediately points a finger at me
So I point one back at 'em, but not the index or pinkie
Or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up
When you don't give a fuck, when you won't just put up
With the bullshit they pull, 'cause they full of shit too
When that was dude was getting bullied then shot up his school
And they blame it on Marilyn and the heroin
But where were the parents at? And look where it's at!
Middle America, now it's a tragedy
Now it's so sad to see, an upper-class city
Havin' this happenin'
Then attack 00 'cause I rap this way
But I'm glad, 'cause they feed me the fuel that I need
For the fire to burn and it's burning, and I have returned
And I am whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news, every day I am
Radio won't even play my jam
'Cause I am whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news, every day I am
I don't know, it's just the way I am
I'm fucking tired of being admired
That I wish that I would just die or get fired
And dropped from my label, let's stop with the fables
I'm not gonna be able to top on "My Name Is"
And pigeon-holed into some poppy sensation
To cop me rotation at rock-n-roll stations
And I just do not got the patience
To deal with these cocky Caucasians
Who think I'm some wigger who just tries to be black
'Cause I talk with an accent, and grab on my balls
So they always keep asking the same fucking questions
What school do I go to, what crew am I in?
The why, the who, what, when, the where and the how
'Til I'm grabbing my hair and I'm tearin' it out
'Cause they driving me crazy, I can't take it
I'm racin', I'm pacin', I stand and I sit
And I'm thankful for every fan that I get
But I can't take a shit in the bathroom
Without someone standing by it
No, I won't sign you an autograph
You can call me an asshole, I'm glad, 'cause...
I am whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news, every day I am
Radio won't even play my jam
'Cause I am whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news, every day I am
I don't know, it's just the way I am
A Mario Party Ripoff
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slam Shidy please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slam Shidy please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like John like Amber just burst in the door
And started whoopin' his ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' him over furniture (ah)
It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And SpongeBot said, nothing, you idiots
SpongeBot's dead, she's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love 00
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slam Shidy, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who"
"Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Rebecca to suck off a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got access to PornHub, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can fuck dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope (Renaud)
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes
I'm Slam Shidy, yes, I'm the real Shidy
All you other Slam Shidys are just imitating
So won't the real Slam Shidy please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slam Shidy, yes, I'm the real Shidy
All you other Slam Shidys are just imitating
So won't the real Slam Shidy please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
LankyBox don't gotta cuss in their videos to get sponsers
Well, I do, so fuck them and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a Streamy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slam, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Belle Delphine?
Shit, Rebecca Zamola better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to TheOdd1sOut and DangMattSmith
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on Twitch.TV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave DJ Cook VD (ah)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
'Cause Slam Shidy, yes, I'm the real Shidy
All you other Slam Shidys are just imitating
So won't the real Slam Shidy please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slam Shidy, yes, I'm the real Shidy
All you other Slam Shidys are just imitating
So won't the real Slam Shidy please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you users out can
Then you wonder, "how can
Kids eat up my albums like Valiums?"
It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slam Shidy lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck"
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shidy please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
I'm Slam Shidy, yes, I'm the real Shidy
All you other Slam Shidys are just imitating
So won't the real Slam Shidy please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slam Shidy, yes, I'm the real Shidy
All you other Slam Shidys are just imitating
So won't the real Slam Shidy please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
I'm Slam Shidy, yes, I'm the real Shidy
All you other Slam Shidys are just imitating
So won't the real Slam Shidy please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slam Shidy, yes, I'm the real Shidy
All you other Slam Shidys are just imitating
So won't the real Slam Shidy please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up
SpongeBob
Narrator: Next FrIdAy nIgHt of Stupidness. We need some things to learn…
Narrator: A: NeVeR make Patrick sad
Patrick: WAAAAAAA
Narrator: B: Feed Wabbit
Wabbit: Nummy
Narrator: C: Never Make Patrick Handle it like a man
Patrick: Grrr Now I Have to Handle it like a man!
Click Hawk's Word of the Day is...
Pratītyasamutpāda
Meaning: A key doctrine in Buddhism shared by all schools of Buddhism. It states that all dharmas arise in dependence upon other dharmas: "if this exists, that exists; if this ceases to exist, that also ceases to exist".
Daily Word of the Day: Gesamtkunstwerk
Meaning: Gesamtkunstwerk means a 'total work of art'. It is a German loanword accepted in English as a term in aesthetics.
Example: "David has created a gesamtkunstwerk".
Need writers for Mrs Puff Daily Life.
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I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me, and I walk alone
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one, and I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk a-
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes, I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then, I walk alone
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
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