Written by TheJasbre202
Written for Spin-Off Kings
[Begins with a shot of the Krusty Krab, cut to the interior with SpongeBob and Patrick eating lunch]
Patrick: Hey SpongeBob, check this out.
[he grabs some of the meat from his Krabby Patty and makes a unibrow out of it and places it on his forhead, and begins imitating Squilliam]
Patrick: My Balls are made of gilded doorknobs!
[Both SpongeBob and Patrick laugh, Squidward walks up and gives them both a fortune cookie]
SpongeBob: Squidward, what’s this?
Squidward: Mr. Krabs found some of those fortune cookies that you were passing out 2 years ago, so he decided to give them out for free.
Patrick: OOH!! GIMME!!
[Patrick grabs one of the fortune cookies and rips them to shreds, eats the cookie, and throws the fortune (which says “wish for anything”) away like a gum wrapper]
SpongeBob: Wait Patrick, don’t you wanna read your fortune?
Patrick: Nah.
SpongeBob: It could be anything.
Patrick: Like a rock?
[A rock pops out of nowhere into Squidward’s mouth]
Fred: Ha! He ate a rock!
[Off-screen]
SpongeBob: Something bigger.
Patrick: A sewage pipe?
[Just then a sewage pipe appears out of nowhere above Fred, then falls right on top of his leg]
Fred: MY LEG!
[Cuts back to SpongeBob and Patrick]
SpongeBob: Something better?
Patrick: How about a Craps?
[Mr. Craps pops out of nowhere]
Mr. Craps: What kind of sugar-coated world is this?!
SpongeBob: This is Bikini Bottom.
Mr. Craps: Where’s the bottom of Bikini Bottom, if you know what I mean?
Patrick: What?
Mr. Craps: Never mind, I’ll find it myself.
[Mr. Craps exits the scene]
SpongeBob: Something else in mind Patrick?
Patrick: Actually, yeah!
SpongeBob: What is it?
Patrick: What is the meaning of life?
SpongeBob: Wait wait nononono-
[End]