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| Series | A spin-off just for spin-off kings |
| Season | 1 |
| Episode | 3 |
| Airdate | May 18, 2020 |
| Written by | PrimitiveSponge129 |
| Previous Episode | superhero |
| Next Episode | Future (Not The Rapper) |
alien is the third episode of A spin-off just for spin-off kings.
Place[]
This episode got sixth in the alien theme (IN).
Transcript[]
(Episode begins with SpongeBob and Patrick taking a walk outside)
SpongeBob: Patrick.
Patrick: Yeah?
SpongeBob: Remember when the whole "Raid Area 51" thing happened?
Patrick: Yeah.
(Flashbacks of SpongeBob and Patrick dodging bullets and defying death while trying to get out of Area 51)
SpongeBob: That was fun.
Patrick: Yep.
(They both stare off into nothingness, until SpongeBob gets an idea)
SpongeBob: Let's do it again!
Patrick: Uhh… are you sure?
SpongeBob: Am I square?
Patrick: You're rectangle.
(silence)
SpongeBob: Sigh… whatever. Let's just go and raid it again!
Patrick: But it's on land! You know we can't breathe out of water.
SpongeBob: We can just put on our water helmets. Now let's see them aliens!
Patrick: Yeah!
(They put on water helmets and leave to go to America, but stop when they're at Bikini Atoll)
SpongeBob: Where's America again?
Patrick: I dunno.
(Three days later…)
(We see the Krusty Krab, but run down and dusty)
Mr. Krabs: Where the binnacles is SpongeBob?
Squidward: I don't care, but I hope he stays there.
Mr. Krabs: Squidward, you landlubber…
(SpongeBob and Patrick enter all beaten up and tired. Patrick has a giant brown bag that holds what seems to be a person)
Squidward: Sigh… there goes that.
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, me boy! And… Patrick. Where were ye?
SpongeBob: (pant, pant) No time to explain. We found one.
Mr. Krabs: You found what?
Patrick: An ice cream sandwich!
SpongeBob: What? No, we didn't! Show them what's in the bag.
(Patrick empties the bag, to reveal an alien)
Alien: bleep bloop
(Mr. Krabs and Squidward gasp)
Mr. Krabs and Squidward: A-a-a-a-a-a-a-an a-a-a-a-a-A-A-ALIEN!!!
SpongeBob: Yeah. Got him from Area 51.
Mr. Krabs: What?! How'd you break into that place and get him completely unnoticed?
(Earlier…)
Area 51 Guard: Well boys, we did it! Those redditors never stood a chance.
(The other guards nod)
Area 51 Guard: Well, we can release the aliens. There doesn't seem to be another raid anytime soon.
(A guard pulls a big switch which releases a bunch of aliens)
Area 51 Guard: However, this doesn't mean we can do nothing. We still need to watch them and make sure absolutely nobody finds out about these aliens. (While he's saying this, SpongeBob and Patrick put one of the aliens in the bag and flee)
Area 51 Guard: Also… LUKE! STOP PLAYING PLAGUE INC ON THE COMPUTER!!! THERE'S A WHOLE PANDEMIC BECAUSE OF YOU, YOU C**T!
Luke: Nah.
(One of the guards shoots Luke)
Area 51 Guard: Well… there goes the coralavirus.
(Cut back to the Krusty Krab)
SpongeBob: He needs to stay here, or he's gonna die! Also, we don't wanna keep it to ourselves, do we?
Patrick: Aww…
SpongeBob: Sigh…
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob… that's an incredible idea! The customers can pay to see real aliens! Genius! Why didn't I think of that…?
(Later…)
(The Krusty Krab is full of customers paying to see the alien. We cut to the kitchen where SpongeBob's cooking as we see Mr. Krabs burst through the door. He has thousands of dollars in his arms)
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! The alien you brought here is a hit! Do you think you could bring another one of those aliens here?
SpongeBob: Gee, I dunno. It took a lot of adventuring and time to get to Area 51, and I think one alien's enough.
Mr. Krabs: WHAT?! Oh, come on! Please? You know what they say; the more, the merrier!
SpongeBob: But… Mr. Krabs. I really think-
Mr. Krabs: If you don't do it, you're fired!
(SpongeBob groans and exits the kitchen)
Mr. Krabs: And if you can, bring a catgirl! (He chuckes)
(Three days later…again)
(SpongeBob and Patrick enter with another alien in the bag. Patrick releases it)
Alien 2: bloop bleep
SpongeBob: We have the catgirl too.
(Patrick releases the catgirl)
Catgirl: どうしたの?
Mr. Krabs: Hey! Would you like to come in me office? (He leads the catgirl into his office)
SpongeBob: I don't think I wanna know what he's gonna do.
(A slap and hiss is heard)
SpongeBob: Sigh…
(Later… again)
(It's the same as before, except with two aliens)
SpongeBob: Sigh…
(Mr. Krabs bursts into the kitchen again)
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! Me boy! We need more aliens! Also… get another catgirl. This one's busted.
SpongeBob: Look Mr. Krabs… I am sick and tired of going to that place.
Mr. Krabs: Oh come on! If you don't do it you're-
SpongeBob: Why don't you try going there,
Mr. Krabs: Ha! How hard could it be to get one measly U.S government base?
(Cut to Mr. Krabs and Squidward having difficulty sneaking into Area 51)
Squidward: Why'd you bring me with you?
Mr. Krabs: I can't do this alone, Mr. Squidward!
Squidward: Sigh.
Mr. Krabs: To get inside, we're gonna need to use our heads.
(Mr. Krabs picks Squidward up and bangs his head against the wall)
Squidward: OW!
Mr. Krabs: Be quiet, Mr. Squidward.
(He continues to bang Squidward's head against the wall until a hole appears in the wall)
Mr. Krabs: Huh, it only took 396 hits to get a hole in there.
Squidward: Guh...uhhhhhhhhhHHHHHhhh…
(Mr. Krabs opens the hole further and runs into a prison cell with an alien inside it. There's a keypad next to it)
Mr. Krabs: That looks like a nice alien! But… what's the password?
Squidward: Try Hillenburg's birth.
(Mr. Krabs enters the numbers 8, 9, 12 ,12, 5, 14, 2, 21, 18, 7, 19, 2, 9, 18, 20, and 8. An alarm blares)
Squidward: I mean month day year, not whatever that was!
(Area 51 Guard appears holding a machine gun and aims at Mr. Krabs and Squidward)
Area 51 Guard: FREEZE, RAIDERS!!
(Mr. Krabs and Squidward put their hands up)
Area 51 Guard: Now, get out and forget you ever came here, or I'll have to take drastic measures.
Mr. Krabs: Well uh… can we at least take this here alien?
(Cut back to the Krusty Krab where Mr. Krabs and Squidward enter with bullet holes)
SpongeBob: Told ya it wasn't easy.
Mr. Krabs: (pant, pant) Get rid of those aliens, SpongeBob. I never wanna see another lifeform not from the ocean for as long as I live!
SpongeBob: Well… if you say so.
(SpongeBob releases the aliens, which turn out to be fish in disguise)
Fish 1: Okay, we're never dressing up as aliens for Halloween AGAIN!
Fish 2: Agreed.
(end)