Você sai todo dia, da cama bem cedinho;
Com vontade de fazer algo de bom;
No café da manhã, passa o cheiro de pão;
Pra sentir aquela boa vibração;
É tanta coisa num dia pra gente fazer, e tanta gente pra gente brincar;
É tanta história bacana pra gente inventar, e bichos muito, muito loucos pra se ver...
Na Vila Sésamo!
É Vila Sésamo!
É Vila Sésamo!
É Vila Sé-sa-mo!Read more >
[In two days…]
Boopla: It’s complicated. I’d rather watch the entire Twilight franchise than explain.
Carl: Damn, you’re smart.
[HFB Season One will come to an end…]
Aoopla: Ah come on! I had such an awesome idea!
Hoopla: What was it?
Aoopla: I forgot, attention spans of Hooplas are much lower than other people.
[With an epic finale...]
Announcer: This is Channel 69 News! Bringing you the kinkiest news since '69! Today in the news, The Alpooh Empire shall reign forever! Look, they gave us all free sunglasses!
(The announcer puts on his sunglasses, then drops them and they shatter)
Announcer: Oh come on! I paid good money for those! Just kidding, like I said, they’re free! Anyways, yes! Praise Alpooh!
[Full of horrible singing!]
Hoopla Hoopla i…
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Every show needs more than one writer, so i'm hiring.
2.Be on the Discord server
3.You have to have read the series
4.This one is optional, but preferably have wrote with someone else before, cause i've never wrote an episode with someone else before (you obviously can solo-write episodes too)Read more >
I'll make sure everybody follows the rules
I'll make sure no one is harrased
I'll only make decisions with community support.
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Travis, when are you going to release the LP Movie?
Oh yeah. Fandom blocked you again.
So until he releases the movie, I'm writing a fanmade movie.
NVM I'll just make a fanmade movie series about Leader Plankton.
Leader Plankton: Day Of Reckoning
Leader Plankton: Head Creeps
Leader Plankton: The Day The Sky Fell
The movies will be 60-70 paragraphs long.
I'm looking to finish all movies in the next few years.
So you don't have to wait long until more LP comes your way, even if it is fanmade.Read more >
I'm cool and stuff and stuff and stuff and the bird is the word.Read more >
Currently unnamed and unplanned but if you would like to help leave a comment and make sure you have Discord!Read more >
Greetings damn fools. No, I'm not here to propose something the black duck doesn't like. I'm here to promote my spin-off and have more damn fools join the team.
If you guys didn't know (maybe because the article has no comments, sad), We Don't Need Your Kind Here is a satire spin-off based off based on three interesting damn fools.
- Squidward: a delusional faux-communist (that is, a liberal who got a useless college degree, eats soy, and never has held a firearm in his life) who desires to overthrow the steadily-declining Bikini Bottom Government, and replace it with a communist state. He and his supporters try to bring armed actual-communist mercenaries from legitimately communist Rock Bottom to join the conflict.
- "Mr." Eugene Krabs: a hardcore …
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I'm sorry for adding my game to the Convention page, i haven't been on the wiki for months at least so i don't know the convention rules...Read more >
Hey everyone, your favorite Black Duck here with a proposal regarding the block on User:Morgan Gam. I'm very on the fence about this but let's see what the community thinks.
So Morgan was vandalizing pages over a year ago and such, which I think should've earned a year-long block, not indefinite, and he edits on the new wiki now, but he's also harassed former-editor SpongeBot to unblock him back in 2018, and i'm not too sure but i believe Morgan either had alts, or friends (or now as he just said, strangers, even though they said they're friends of Morgan) to harass bot as well with 'unblock morgan' and stuff, Morgan's been pestering me to do the same lately but, well, why not propose it because now that I got into this I want to see what t…Read more >
Do I even have to say why?Read more >
Have you ever been too tired to sleep? I haven't, I am definitely 100% not sleepy aht ieaalll nsb.woRead more >
Welp. I've been a crat for 19 months. For any of you damn fools who don't know how months and years work, that's 1 year and 7 months. Longer than Pluto has been alive for.
But let's look back at that amazing request. I made 6 promises - the ones I have fulfilled are to not make any changes without community consensus, create an organized category system, validate an official Discord server, and alter the automatic user rights review policy (or, rather, remove it altogether). However, there are still two promises that I have yet to bring up - creating a proper record of discussions and making an official Referata site for endangered work.
And since the status of the new wiki is being discussed, why not also address the latter of the two promi…Read more >
I made an open letter to the black duck a few days ago about this, but since he isn't backing down, we have to take drastic measures.
- Any attempt to shut down the new wiki will be declared invalid.
- Encourage all users to transfer their spin-off's, with emphasis on spin-off's rated C or over, to the new wiki.
- If this wiki gets shut down, immediately transfer all official duties to the new wiki (example: promoting every existing administrator here to the new wiki)
- Mandate that there be at least one bureaucrat on the wiki at all times.
The new wiki is not a "SBFW 2" (that would be similar to FSB, which definitely needs to be shut down IMO), it's an emergency wiki that probably will end up being used considering how much indecency goes around here…
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- Zero Plot Whatsoever
- FutureBob ElectronicPants
- The End Of My Soul
- SpongeBob SquarePants Fanon
- Cult Of Squid
- Hoopla's Fantastic Beach
- Plankton Lives With The Raw
- Plankton Moves
- Armed And Stupid
- Discord Crib
- SpongeBob Boom
- Bikini Bottom Survival
- Leader Plankton
- The New SpongeToons
- Even More Raw!
- Absorbent Days
- Basket Sponge
- SBFW Go!
- SpongeBob And Dora Go Camping
- Family Sponge
- Sponged Together
These are based off of personal opinion.Read more >
This is NoNameExists, the creator of SpongeBob Boom.
I'm hiring for a few different positions.
Title Card Creator - [Insert User Name]
Writer [Insert User Name]
Storyboard Creator - [Insert User Name]
Animator - [Leave That To The No Namer]
So, just put your name in the comments and I'll choose a writer.Read more >
The black duck wants to move all the original pages from the new wiki, bring all users to mainly contribute here, and eventually destroy it. The first two I agree with, but we absolutely, positively, must not destroy it.
For those that don't know, this wiki was temporarily shut down on September 13, 2018 (exactly one year ago today) because of constant drama and ToU violations. For the next couple of months, we started up a new wiki, where many of the articles were eventually restored. This Spring, we got the wiki back, obviously.
The problem with deleting the new wiki is that the new wiki was founded on the basis of one thing: continue theRead more >
nightmaredream of SBFW if the original one goes away. That's what we all thought in the beginning—that …
(THIS BLOG POST IS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE AIBG RESURRECTION)
For those who were on the wiki on 2017, you should know Adventures in Bikini Gulch, right?
And I also forgot about it, right?
Well, it seemed like all hope was lost until FridayNightStar2 asked to air reruns and acquire the show.
I said "sure".
And indeed, we're now continuing it.
NEXT EPISODE COMES LATE SEPTEMBER/EARLY OCTOBER BABY! WHOOO!!!
Oh, and by the way, I hope FridayNightStar2 doesn't screw it up.Read more >
After a two-year hiatus from writing fanon, I'm back.
LinkRead more >
SBFW: Civil War
Ponyo: The First SpongeFaner
The Incredible Purple
Matchy Movie 69
SBFW: Age Of Kelpy
Ponyo: The NoNameSoldier
Matchy: The Dark World
Travis Man Returns
SBCA: Far From Home
The Discord Crib Movie
SBFW: Infinity War
Travis Man Vs Kelpy
The Amazing SBCA
Ponyo Vs Travis
SBFW: EndgameRead more >
Wikipedia says the following about September 11th, 2001.
The September 11 attacks (also referred to as 9/11)[a] were a series of four coordinated terrorist attacks by the Islamic terroristgroup al-Qaeda against the United States on the morning of Tuesday, September 11, 2001. The attacks killed 2,996 people, injured over 6,000 others, and caused at least $10 billion in infrastructure and property damage. Additional people died of 9/11-related cancer and respiratory diseases in the months and years following the attacks.
Four passenger airliners operated by two major U.S. passenger air carriers (United Airlines and American Airlines)—all of which departed from airports in northeastern United States bound for San Francisco and Lo…Read more >
In 2017 and 2018, I did a survey of current SBFW Administrators. Now it's 2019, and the party shall get started.
Please note that none of this will actually get the admin demoted, you need a proposal for that, silly.
- Vote "Keep" if you think the admin should be kept.
- Vote "Neutral" if you have mixed feelings.
- Vote "Remove" if you think the admin should be demoted.
That meanie said we were hairrassing Cwazy, lEt'S dO iT!Read more >
Is it just me or does Vincent Waller look like a really old version of Rodger Bumpas?Read more >
Greetings. Today I want to revise the grammatically inconsistent staff activity policy.
- Any staff member who has not edited in two months, unless they gave prior notice, will be swiftly demoted.
- Any staff member who has given prior notice would keep their rights until they have reached three months of inactivity.
- Bureaucrats are exempted from the policy due to their scarcity unless they are inactive for more than 3 months.
- If a staff member was globally blocked for up to six months, they will be exempt from demotion without community consensus. As said before however, any user can create a demotion request for any reason at any time, and if the grounds behind your global upsets the community, keep in mind that you might be demoted. You could a…
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this is meme btw
they’re also war criminals tooRead more >
Can we all just take a moment to acknowledge how little the SBFW has changed since 2013 (aka the year I was first introduced to the wiki, if I remember correctly)?Read more >
This wiki has been deteriorating.
This might not be news to some of you, but it's the case. After that war thing in like late 2018 (i honestly can't remember the date) this wiki has had a very major problem; Drama. Drama has engulfed the wiki numerous times in 2018 and 2019, and in 2018 drama even caused this hellhole to be shut down entirely (obviously, this wasn't permanent).
i feel this wiki is in need of a new admin. Who is it, you might be asking? Me, you dumbass.
Today, I am requesting to be promoted to admin.
"That's too large of a role to be applying for," you might be thinking. And well yeah, a user should never apply for admin as their first staff position, this isn't my first. In 2018, I was promoted to rollback, discmod, and in 201…Read more >
Greetings damn fools. Today I want to apologize to Travis.
I and the other blasted buffoons at the ATL treated him like absolute shit back in early 2018, shitting on his biography page, trying to steal Pineapple Entertainment, etc. Very disgraceful.
Sorry.Read more >
Greetings social rejects
I decided to open another Q/A thing up. Why? I don't fucking know, i was really bored.
So, some guidelines:
You may ask any question except:.
- Personal questions
- That's it
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I wonder if the crew behind SpongeBob know about this wiki and if they ever read what's on here.Read more >
It's your favorite no namer.
Anyway, I've been wanting to run for content mod for a while now.
If I become content mod, I will make sure that everybody on this wiki puts the appropriate stuff for the appropriate rating, and make sure no one doesn't.
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It happened with cs so why not travis too.Read more >
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Hey SBFW people. I failed with admin'requests. I now request to be rollback. I want to be a rollback because I will have good luck with reverting edits, reverting vandalism, reverting spam, and help the wiki to be without any spam or vandal edits. I will work hard and be a great staff member and rollback. This is my request. Vote, and have a good day.Read more >
Before we begin, I'd like to announce that this is my first proposal, and I know this will probably fail, because it affect a lot of spin-offs, but here me out.
TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA! It's me SuperJoeyBros9, and I'm here to tell you that we need to ban all sexual content from this wiki, why? Well, I have reasons for it.
Kids probably won't be allowed on the wiki: What if a parent's child asks him to read the infamous "Elli Vs. Vannessa" because he doesn't understand it, his Father and/or Mother will probably ban him from the wiki for this, something we can't have.
It's really weird to have this on a SpongeBob website: If you don't know what I meant, here's what I mean, like above children will probably go on this wiki and see this stuff, the…Read more >
If LP! would ever come back, here's my idea for a restored HD title card for theoretical Season 5.
Compared to a re-used version of the original card in the HD "season 5" [like the first 19-20 ish episodes of the 9th season of SB]Read more >
So... Don't be surprised if today's episode of SpongeBob And Dora Go Camping is rated B or B+. It IS still appropriate for little kids, however, due to mild horror elements (yes, you read that right, horror elements in a Dora related article) I may be required to raise the rating to above A.-FridayNightStar2 out! Read more >
Welcome to the voting period of the Featured Content system. Every month, a new blog will be sent out encouraging people to vote for their favorite articles. The winners become featured on the main page for one whole month and get a fancy li'l banner:
Please do remember to vote here for a chance to see your favorite articles featured, as all articles you're voting for this time were nominated by me and that's just sad. I know nobody cares but, in future, if there are no nominees, there just will be no voting period and the current featured articles will simply remain featured on the main page. To vote, state one article from each category in the comments below that you would like to be featured. Here are the nominees:
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Since everyone else is doing it (and since I'm a jerk/loser) I made a Q&A blog also cuz I'm bored.
Anything inappropriate (I'm only a jerk when I get pissed)
Why I'm a jerk (i already answered that)
And don't spam or troll. I'm not gonna answer any of that sh!t.
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GREETINGS DAMN FOOLS AND BLASTED BUFFOONS!
Yesterday, Squidnerd introduced a proposal to revert our rating aystem back to the MPAA alignment. Most of this proposal seems to come from the area between C/PG-13 to D/R. As Kelpy said (using Life in Bikini Bottom as an example): "went into great lengths to prove it was PG-13 and not R, is now rated D, which discourages users under 15 from reading it." I agree with this part of the proposal, mostly because anything between 13+ and 17+ gets pushed to R. Something that pushes the boundaries of PG-13 should not have to carry into the next highest rating simply because of a 15+ rating.
This is why we need to broaden what we allow for PG-13, starting with usage of the almighty F word.
Our current rating s…Read more >
Tell me in the comments, what is YOUR favorite SpongeBob game? Mine in Creature From The Krusty Krab, but I also really love Battle For Bikini Bottom too.Read more >
Episode 1 of SpongeBob And Dora Go Camping has just been published! It is titled "Fuego"! And episode 2 will be published tomorrow!Read more >
Hey guys. I know I haven't done much lately. That's because I'm going to go on a hiatus for a month or two.Read more >
Greetings, folks. Miss me?
I'm not here to treat liberals on this wiki as second-class citizens
even though they should be, I'm here to fix something really annoying that's present on every fanfiction page: the rating system.
libtardrevolutionary freedom fighter The Terrible Travis tried to destroy the wikilaunched a campaign for administrator amid frustrations of inactive staff and an unenforced policy. He desired to "upgrade" certain aspects of the wiki, one of which was the rating system. He thought the age-based MPAA system was out-of-line with SBFW's values and sought a replacement for it.
Like the majority of his promises, he pretty much ignored it for a long time after getting promoted to administrator. Ponyo Fan, one of the inac…
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