A bad word like
n.igga (I'm not actually racist but I do feel like it'd be a good idea to retire on sbfw cuz of how many years I've been on this wiki, but unless I get banned again, it's kinda hard to have the self discipline to fully retire, thus I am intentionally trying to get myself banned.)
LPF State of the Network 2025
- SpongeBob Says Fuck the Police (since 2020, renewed through to eighth season)
- Early Sponge (since 2021, renewed through to eighth season)
- SlutBob StripperPants (since 2023, renewed through to fifth season)
- Stanley SquarePants Hulu revival (since 2023, renewed through to sixth season)
- Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy vs. The Forces of E.V.I.L.! (since 2023, renewed through to third season)
- The Patrick Star Game: The Series: A Patrick Star Show (since 2024, renewed for second season)
- THE JOHN & CAVEY SHOW (Early Sponge spin-off, January 1, 2025 premiere)
- SpongeBob Says F*ck Your ABC's (SpongeBob Says Fuck the Police spin-off, February 3, 2025 premiere)
- Garfield Gets Real: In Space! (Into the Garfverse sequel series, March 7, 2025 premiere)
- Mermaid Man's Diaper Reviews…
News
September 15, 2007
Thomas & Friends marathon on PBS ruined!
Since yesterday, PBS had displayed a scrolling message asking money to turn Kim Possible back to 17, which has aired during all programs on PBS, including "Thomas & Friends". Dr. Drakken had turned Kim into a 3-year-old child yesterday, rendering her unsuitable for crimefighting. Today, a six-hour marathon of "Thomas" aired, starting at 12 pm, and ending at 6 pm with the special premiere of the never-before-seen Season 11 episode "Hector the Horrid!". This was really special, as "Thomas" season 11 was not even scheduled to officially air on PBS until October 2007. The episodes themselves played as normal during the marathon, with neither the visuals not the audio being interrupted, …
Greetings, New Gen SBFW
Since it seems I'm gonna be on this wiki forever, I should probably re-introduce myself...
My name is Not-Joe. If there are any new gen SBFW users out there, lemme know. I'm wondering what type of community there is on the wiki now and if it's at all like how it was in 2019. Also, what spin-offs or fanon work do you guys do? What are the most popular spin-offs right now?
2022 Not-Joe EP is BACK (Plus Unreleased 2022 Song!)
https://lilnot-joe.bandcamp.com/album/not-joe-ep-2024-re-release
Hello SBFW (2)
I swear I'm not doing some stupid bit or trying to spam the blog posts tab with pointless blogs. I'm just so, SO indecisive. But yeah, uh, I'm back again (and this time I'm not gonna make a blog post claiming to be retiring, nor will I try to retire again because honestly every time I try to, this wiki just pulls me back in.) I'm still gonna be taking at least a 1 or 2 month long break from writing fanon stuff because I wanna focus on my YouTube channel, but I also just... REALLY want to release that I.J.L.S.A. movie probably sometime early 2025. Anyways tho, uh, yeah, - Not-Joe
Oh and btw, I found out what "egg" means by Googling it. Bruh... That was actually kind of a funny message on the server.
BUT, I am not trans. I am a male squid kno…
Goodbye SBFW (2)
Earlier today, I said something edgy/half jokingly but also not fully ironic about a very controversial figure who I will not be naming in this blog post, and then I immediately got kicked and/or banned from the SBFW Discord server. But that's okay. I'm fine with being banned on the server for being edgy. Honestly, after my previous ban which lasted at least 2 years, I didn't expect to ever be unbanned. It was a fun few weeks being unbanned though, so I am thankful to the people on the server for making the past few weeks a bit more fun, interesting, and less boring.
However, I'm not saying I was trying to be as edgy as possible on the server to purposely get banned (tho I do always try to see how close to the line I can get before getting…
Request: Funky Burger
can i have funky burger plz :3
pretty please???
why i should have funky burger
- i will share it with aesome people like zoltan and MoonlightXDLOL or maybe you if you vote yes
- funky bruger does dances. funky.
- it is NOT evil burger created by Larry
Hello SBFW
Yes, I know what I said about me retiring about a week ago... But there are still a couple of loose threads from my spin-off Super Sponge and I have a ton of ideas for where to take characters, so today I am announcing that in probably either December or January, I will be releasing a Super Sponge spin-off of spin-off film titled "The I.J.L.S.A. Movie: Prison Break!"
It won't have SpongeBob as a main character, tho he will make a small cameo in one scene. The movie will center around Sandy Cheeks and the I.J.L.S.A., and will build off of Sandy's origin story told in Super Sponge Season 1.
There was also a bit of a backdoor pilot for a Super Sponge spin-off of spin-off show in the Super Sponge series finale, which would star Heartee Man, Sup…
400 EDITS THING
Welp apparently. I REACHED 400 EDITS ON THAT FKING SBFW! LET'S FKING GO!!!!!! And guess what? MORE NPC ALLIANCE CHARACTERS COMES IN! (it would total 3 new characters)
- Papa Louie - He really fked up and he's deceased.
- Boyardee Chef - Inverted version Chef Boyardee but he's kinda stupid and he's still in npc alliance.
- Ristar - Fked boi that he got obsessed with Hatsune Miku. (he's STILL on that npc alliance)
That's all?
The (Real) Donald J Trump Has Saved the Wiki
The (Real) Donald J Trump has vanquished Perkins Miller and his NPC censorship (for now).
He is a true 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Role-Model 💚
Super Sponge Finale Promo 2
RickPat: “GAH!”
Jumbo Shrimp: “HAHAHA!!!”
Elastic: “This is for my family!”
Epic Trailer Narrator: “AFTER MULTIPLE DELAYS, IT’S FINALLY HERE!”
Man Ray: “Eat laser!”
Green Harpoon: “2 birds, 1 harpoon!”
Super Sponge: “Arsenal… You and your goons are going down!”
Arsenal smiled sinisterly…
Arsenal: “We’ll see about that.”
Epic Trailer Narrator: “THE FINAL 2 EPISODES OF SUPER SPONGE! THIS SATURDAY, AND SUNDAY… Only on Coral Productions TV.”
Should the NPCs have more lore?
The freakers sure do, I was just wondering if the NPCs can get their own fair share.
Heh...
Remember when I said the final 2 episodes of Super Sponge are gonna be coming out this weekend? Yeah uh... Next weekend instead. And this I swear is gonna be the last time I delay it.
Article draft: SBFW 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Fighters
SBFW 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Fighters, also known simply as SBFW Fighters or by the acronym of SBFW:FF, is a crossover fighting game developed and published by GheyCo.
It's literally the exact same as ' . Let's be real here: you're here for the batshit roster, not the gameplay.
- SpongeBob
- Patrick
- 𝓓𝓪𝓷
- Daddy Pig
- Barry
TTTE songs (multilanguage)
- 🇩🇰Danish
- 🇳🇱Dutch
- 🇪🇸European Spanish
- 🇫🇮Finnish
- 🇫🇷French
- 🇩🇪German
- 🇮🇱Hebrew
- 🇮🇹Italian
- 🇯🇵Japanese
- 🇰🇷Korean
- 🇳🇴Norwegian
- 🇷🇺Russian
- 🇸🇪Swedish
- 🇧🇷Brazilian Portuguese
- 🇩🇰Danish
- 🇳🇱Dutch
- 🇪🇸European Spanish
- 🇫🇮Finnish
- 🇫🇷French
- 🇬🇷Greek
- 🇮🇱Hebrew
- 🇮🇹Italian
- 🇯🇵Japanese
- 🇰🇷Korean
- 🇲🇽Latin Spanish
- 🇳🇴Norwegian
- 🇵🇱Polish
- 🇸🇪Swedish
Proposal: Antarctica Black Metal
Hello STINKY
demote SpectrumPenguin from rollback because he is inactive and we should promote GregHeffleySimpTech because he is AWESOME SAUCE.
One Last Delay
I'm delaying the final 2 episodes of Super Sponge by just one more week. That's it. Update over.
The Not-Joe Movie 2...
is canceled. I had some good ideas for it, but also already a lot of things on my plate, regarding both - irl stuff, and creative stuff with SBFW and YouTube videos. I'm gonna be releasing the finale 2 episodes of Super Sponge this weekend (like I recently announced), and then I will be fully 100% retired on SBFW. It was a very hard decision to make regarding if I cancel or go through with the Not-Joe sequel, but I just had to cancel it. Unfortunately. Oh well, though. With the final 2 episodes of Super Sponge, I will be ending my SBFW career on a high note. Anyways, Not-Joe out.
Here's What I'm Gonna Do
I released the first part of the Super Sponge series finale yesterday (Friday / Friday night), and I previously announced I'll be releasing all 3 parts of the of the series finale back to back 3 days in a row. But I want this finale to be the best and greatest finale it can be. So, I have a bit more work to do on it. Specifically part 2. Part 3 is pretty much complete. But part 2 still needs some work and some extra time to be the best it can be... Which is why I am announcing right now that my new and final plan for the release of this series finale is now that I have released part 1, I will be releasing parts 2 and 3 next weekend (part 2 on Friday and part 3 on Saturday). - Not-Joe
Josephine Murders Not-Joe (Movie Clip)
A tall woman in a cloak appeared, guarding a cave in front of Not-Joe.
Woman: "Greetings. My name is Josephine. You are the hero known as NotJoe?"
Not-Joe: "Uh, yes, at least I think of myself as a hero... But it's Not-Joe. With a dash."
Josephine: "The document you seek is in the cave behind me. But first, you must give me the gold coin for me to let you move forward."
Not-Joe: "What? But I don't have a gold coin."
Josephine: "I'm sorry, NotJoe. But no coin, no entrance."
Not-Joe: "I already told you it's Not-Joe with a dash. Get it right or I will kill you."
Josephine: "NOT...JOE..."
Not-Joe: "FUCKING BITCH!!!"
Not-Joe went to take out his gun, but saw he was holding a banana.
Not-Joe: "Oops. That's not my gun. That's my banana. Wait, why do I eve…
Fuck Christopher Columbus
All my homies hate Christopher Columbus. That dude was an absolute piece of shit and should not be celebrated. Instead of a Christopher Columbus Day... There should be a day celebrating Not-Joe and the many great fanon spin-offs created by mwah...
Introducing... Not-Joe Swanson Day. Every year, the day right after "Christopher Columbus Day" (because Indigenous People's Day falls on the same day as "Christopher Columbus Day" and is a great holiday that deserves its own 24 hour cycle to be celebrated unlike "Christopher Columbus Day")
Not-Joe.... SIGNING OUT!!!
5 years
You saw the title right. Today is my 5th anniversary on the wiki, and I'm working on something I've anticipated for a while now. A movie featuring every one of my sockpuppets. Expect it in the next 5 years or so when it turns into my 10th anniversary. Ace out.
Man
This trailer is so nostalgic to me. I love it. I love the game itself too. Yeah, the game is very hand holdy at times and super easy and what not, and gameplay wise BFBB is definitely better... But this game was such a big part of my childhood, and I also love how creative and pretty experimental CFTKK was.
Super Sponge Finale Promo
RickPat: “GAH!”
Epic Trailer Narrator: “IT'S ALL BEEN LEADING UP TO THIS…”
Jumbo Shrimp: “HAHAHA!!!”
Elastic: “This is for my family!”
Man Ray: “Eat laser!”
Super Sponge: “Arsenal… You and your goons are going down!”
Arsenal smiled sinisterly…
Arsenal: “We’ll see about that.”
Epic Trailer Narrator: “THE 3 PART SUPER SPONGE SERIES FINALE! PREMIERES THIS FRIDAY, SATURDAY, AND SUNDAY… Only on Coral Productions TV.”
New Super Sponge Episode
The new episode of Super Sponge "Battle Away From Home" will be out on SBFW by 11:00 PM EST. It's 100% written. I just gotta proof read it, and I have to work 5 to 9 pm tonight. So, that's why it'll be out at 11 pm EST, not just right this second.
Not to Spam The Blogs Tab or Whatvrvrr
But I built SpongeBob's pineapple house in Minecraft and I'm decently proud of how it came out... What do you guys think?
https://youtube.com/shorts/pEbaToFr_Ak?si=P70NQ1XHA5pbXfD6
Craziness... Not-Joe really did never left or uh leave, huh?
(I blurred the words on my hat because I have no desire to get political on SBFW again like I did a couple years ago.)
It's funny. I do look like just an older version of my 2019 self. Ya I know that's how the passage of time works but some people look unrecognizable when they get older. Me? Eh, I look older, but not drastically different than I used to. Just interesting to me lol
Not-Joe 2 Announcement
I said after I release the final episode of Super Sponge, I'll be fully 100% retired on SBFW, but I decided there's one more thing I'm gonna release before retiring on the wiki, and it'll be released probably only one week after the final episode of Super Sponge gets released (so I'll still be retiring in like only a few weeks from now)... The Not-Joe Movie 2: Saving Christmas.
I know it's not December or Christmas yet but I thought of this really good story and I gotta release it.
Unlike the first Not-Joe movie, which was just 100% a comedy and full of Not-Joe meme references, the sequel is gonna be very thematic and serve as the official end to my SBFW career, and will have also some emotional themes and messages in there that aren't even …
Great Song
(This is the band's final song btw, so this isn't just some random concept for a song, it's like their final hurrah or something, and I think it's really cool.)
https://open.spotify.com/track/2RQqVALf54AEG3gmUU2sOy?si=zMtLzghZQO2tjhGzy-cRdw
Change of Plans
I've been really busy lately and the episode that was supposed to come out today/Saturday the 12th is close to being done, but isn't fully 100% done being made and for it to be at the highest quality possible, I think it would be best for it to be pushed back one week. So instead, it'll be released next Saturday. And then the next 3 new episodes will actually release the following weekend. - Not-Joseph
I've Made Jokes About SBFW Before...
But jokes aside, I've had so much fun on this wiki over the years. Even tho I'm retiring on SBFW in just a few weeks, I am legit grateful for Arre for creating SBFW, and for everyone else who has kept the wiki alive. I will absolutely NOT be going into detail, but I've had so many ups and downs irl over the past 5/6 years, and when feeling mad or sad, or whatever, I had this non-consequential website I could log onto, and whether I was getting in some stupid wiki drama or I was writing some cool fanon stories, this wiki has been something I could use to get my mind off of irl stuff and shit. And for that, I'll forever unironically like SBFW. Even when I am fully retired on this wiki. - Not-Joe
Onccyclopedia: "De Simpsons" (character list)
- Marge Simpson: De hoofdpersoon van de serie, die ooit een jonge volwassene was die anti-geboortepillen slikte, waardoor ze niet in staat was om zich op natuurlijke wijze voort te planten. Daarom adopteerden zij en haar man, Homer, twee kinderen, Bart en Lisa. Ze heeft een baan bij de elektriciteitscentrale van Springfield, waar ze wordt gewaardeerd door Meneer Burns.
- Homer Simpson: Marges corpulente levenspartner die geobsedeerd is door het eten van donuts en het drinken van bier, ondanks de schadelijke gevolgen voor de gezondheid. Terwijl Marge bezig is met haar professionele bezigheden, neemt Homer de rol aan van huishoudelijke verzorger voor de twee kinderen die ze hebben geadopteerd.
- Bart Simpson (voorheen bekend als "Bart Lovejoy"): Een…
psPICKLE Revival Mini-Series Teaser
Here's a teaser image of my upcoming semi-animated psPICKLE revival series which is gonna be my next big project after the final episode of Super Sponge and after I retire on SBFW.
(It'll be on my YT channel "Cartoon Post". It won't be full on animated or the highest quality visuals, It'll just have some drawn segments to add visuals to the story, and the story will be the most important thing in the series, especially given its concept.)
If You Haven't Already...
Check out my 2021 fanon movie SpongeBob and the Great Food Championship. I genuinely think it's one of the best things I've ever written (aside from Super Sponge).
New Airdates for Super Sponge Series Finale
Salutations, fellow squids and undecided. Quick update... I previously released the airdates for every episode of Super Sponge Season 3 Part 2, including its 3 part series finale (which was originally going to be released on a weekly schedule, stretching the series finale out for 3 weeks, starting October 19th), but new plan... I'm gonna be releasing all 3 parts of the finale back to back for 3 days, meaning part 1 will air on Oct 18, part 2 on Oct 19, and part 3 on Oct 20. I just think this is a better way to go about it. This is just such a big series finale that I don't want to release it as individual chunks with a week between each chunk.
Then, once the final episode is released, like I've already announced... Me, Not-Joe, will be offi…
2020 Not-Joe Reads Not-Joe Quotes
I haven't let him out of the basement in a while, but 2020 Not-Joe just made a video adding his beautiful voice to some Not-Joe quotes and copypastas by reading them. Check it out if you want some nostalgic late 2019 / early 2020 Not-Joe weirdness!
https://youtu.be/rA9Ky-P_8PE?si=hgjltuyCwAGQt3P-
My Plans For Monday...
- Work on the next Super Sponge episode.
- Finish working on a SBFW related throwback type video...
- Start working on my next Cartoon Post YouTube video (which'll be about why I personally think the Rocko Special was awesome.)
- Watch the AMAZING SpongeBob Musical: Live on Stage for the 500th time.