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Bulletin Board but it's the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki is the 32nd episode of Wait Wut and the 18th episode of the second season.
Transcript[]
[The episode begins on another day at the SBFW HQ. Not Joe is reading Cult of Squid. Purple walks up to him.]
Purple: How is the episode, Not Joe?
Not Joe: Oh, brilliant. I wish I could tell everyone how great this show is.
Purple: Well, you're more than welcome to go to everyone's message wall and tell them about your satisfactory experience.
Not Joe: I don't really have time to do that. Perhaps I will mention it in my will.
[Not Joe begins walking out of the room. Purple takes out a whip and prepares to hit him.]
Purple: Oh, that's the way you want it-
Lock: Wait! I have an idea!
[Lock runs into Purple's office and brings out a cork board. He hangs it on the window.]
Purple: Hold on a second! That's me cork board! It's for all me... memos.
[A picture of Elli is attached to the cork board.]
Lock: Joel, think of it now as a bulletin board for the community. A place where a yearning populous can express themselves freely.
[Not Joe posts a review of Cult of Squid on the board. Einstein reads the review.]
Einstein: "Cult of Squid is the best spin-off on the wiki! I cannot recommend it enough!" Huh. Well, I was just gonna shitpost on the fanon series, but now I think I'll read Cult of Squid.
[Einstein walks off.]
Purple: Hey, everybody! The SBFW community bulletin board is here! Tell your friends and come on down and use it for the good of the community!
[The scene changes to the wikians lining up to post shit on the bulletin board. Lock sheds a tear.]
Lock: [sighs] Community!
[Lock and the customers look at the posts. As time goes by, more cork boards are added as more posts keep stocking up. One puts a lost sign on it while another puts ThePowerOfInfinity on it.]
Polar: Oh, I really hope people like it!
[Polar laughs as she posts I Has Sex With a Robot on the bulletin board. Other wikians stick compliments next to it.]
Vanessa: Great!
Granite: Super good!
Matchy: Number 1 with a star!
Lock: See, Purple? The wiki bulletin board is a good thing.
Purple: Yes. Yes it is.
Lock: Let's see what other nice people are saying.
[Lock screams as he takes a look at the board.]
Dan: What are you shrieking about?
[Lock steps in front of the bulletin board.]
SpongeBob: Nothing! I just love to shriek!
[Dan tries to look and see the bulletin board, but Lock, while shrieking, tries to cover it up.]
SpongeBot: Step aside! We can't see!
[SpongeBot moves Lock away from the bulletin board and Dan reads the blue paper.]
SpongeBot: "I don't like being muted can you please stop it's not funny. -CrazySponge". [gasps] An opinion!
[The wikians murmur about the post. Dan goes to remove the review.]
Dan: [growls] Not in my wiki!
Matchy: Whoa, whoa, dude! What's with the censorship? The community bulletin board is for everybody. You can't just take something down because you think it's shit.
SpongeBot: Dan, the classturbator is right. The board is sacred and it must be respected.
Dan: Yeah, whatever.
[Dan rips the post off the board. CrazySponge runs towards him.]
CrazySponge: But wait! You can't do that!
Dan: Oh yes I can! .mute CrazySponge#9944
NotSoBot: ok, muted CrazySponge#9944
[CrazySponge jumps up and down in rage, but no words leave his mouth.]
Dan: And he can stay like that for the next 48 hours.
Lock: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU MUTED AIDAN THAT'S FUNNE BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[The entire wiki breaks out into spontaneous laughter except the Box Productions workers.]
Polar: This is ridiculous. SpongeBot, you're an admin! Unmute him.
SpongeBot: Nah, I don't really feel like it.
Dan: How about this instead? .mute polar#9639
Matchy: Isn't that a bit harsh?
Dan: Nah, we just don't like Polar.
NotSoBot: ok, muted polar#9639
Polar: wait wut