| Burn Our Bridges | |
|---|---|
| Series | The End of My Soul |
| Season | 6 |
| Episode | 7 |
| Airdate | October 13th, 2019 |
| Story by | SethStewart90 |
| Written by | SethStewart90 |
| Directed by | Richard Dean Anderson |
| Previous Episode | Sex & Candy |
| Next Episode | Space Race |
Burn Our Bridges is the 7th episode of Season 6 of The End of My Soul. It premiered on October 13th, 2019.
Cast[]
- Chanel SquarePants (also archive footage)
- Timmy SquarePants (also archive footage)
- Jacob Carter (credit only)
- Major General George Hammond (also archive footage)
- Fox Mulder
- Dr. Daniel Jackson
- Mr. X
- Alternate Walter Bishop
- Cigarette Smoking Man
- Colonel Jack O'Neill
- Harry Maybourne
- GWizard777
- Mr. Krabs
- Squidward
- Karen Plankton
- SpongeBob SquarePants (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Pearl Krabs (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Teal'c (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Alex Kyreck (also archive footage) (uncredited)
Story[]
Last time on TEOMS...
Mr. X helt Chanel captured.
Mr. X: Well, looks like i have to kill you now.
Chanel: PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
Mr. X: I have to.
Mr. X killed Chanel.
Mr. X: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Mr. X: Cigarette Smoking Man, copy.
Cigarette Smoking Man: Go ahead Mr. X
Mr. X: I killed Chanel with my pistol and i put her body in a garbage can.
Cigarette Smoking Man: Okay. That's good. I will see you soon.
Mr. X: Over.
Chanel: We're coming for ya idiots.
More firing occured, when Mulder showed up and shoot and killed Walter Skinner when his body exploded.
Karen: OH GOD NO! YOU CAN'T STOP US MULDER! *proceeds to shoot more bullets*
Mulder: Guys we need to get the hell out of here right now!
Daniel: Good idea, Chanel open up the star....
And for no apparent reason, Mr. X arrived and captured Chanel.
Mulder: Damn you!
CSM: In a matter of hours, Kyreck will be back with us very soon.
Karen: Great because Walter is dead by that evil-scummy bitch Mulder.
O'Neill: Not to worry now Karen, I am going to kill him for once and for all.
And now the conclusion...
Chanel was locked up in a dark room with only a few lighting when a dark figure that turned out to be Mr. X sat down on a chair filed with many documents of past events.
Chanel: Get the hell away from me you dirty son of a bitch!
Mr. X: Calm down Chanel, I ain't gonna kill you this time unlike many years ago. Nah, instead my sweetheart i will provide you documents.
Chanel: What kind of documents, scumbag?
Mr. X: Oh, it's just documents of your past. I see you had a previous criminal record for substance abuse and battery, and espoinage.
Chanel: Bullshit! The espoinage charge is a load of crap and you know it, the rest i was a different person back then.
Mr. X: Oh yeah? How about i take you down memory lane shall we? In 2015, The SGC was under attack by a goa'uld threat and you didn't do anything about it. Why you may ask? Because you didn't do anything to prevent your half-brother TImmy from getting infected by them.
FLASHBACK TO 3X05...
The General was talking to SpongeBob & Pearl about a new member named "Chanel SquarePants"
SpongeBob: Chanel? My sister!
General: Yep, she's going to be a replacement of Timmy SquarePants.
Pearl: Oh ok.
Chanel comes in.
Chanel: SpongeBob? It's good to see you again!
SpongeBob: Thank you. Have you met Pearl?
Chanel: Yeah.
Pearl: Oh good.
Timmy was running from the guards until he saw Alex Kyreck.
Timmy: Alex?
Alex Kyreck: Listen Timmy, Escape from the SGC Command Center.
Timmy: I did.
Then the guards, Teal'c & The General came, along with SpongeBob, Pearl & Chanel.
General: Freeze!
Timmy changes into Heru'ur.
Heru'ur: You can't stop me.
SpongeBob: Don't do this Timmy!
Heru'ur: I will you pathetic loser.
Then Teal'c got a staff weapon.
Teal'c: I am sorry Timmy, but i have to kill you.
Timmy: NOOOOOO!!!!
Teal'c shot Timmy.
SpongeBob: Noooo!!!!!
END OF FLASHBACK
Chanel: Look, you don't understand asshole. I was a new member of the SGC and had no bloody idea what was happening.
Chanel proceeds to attempt to attack Mr. X when he zapped her with a Zat gun.
Mr. X: You don't wanna mess with me now, girl. I will be back in 4 hours be a good little girl now.
Meanwhile....
At the SGC, Hammond, Daniel, Timmy and Mulder were discussing ideas to find Chanel.
Hammond: Look guys, Chanel is lost and could be trapped with Mr. X with him forever.
Mulder: Yeah, unlike that last time in 2015.
Then, without explanation the stargate opens and O'Neill, Maybourne and Krabs start attacking the personnel at SGC.
Mulder: We have to go now, General!
Hammond: Good idea.
The SGC gang proceeds to open a secret stargate in the general's office when O'Neill saw them and before he could shoot them, a alternate reality version of Walter Bishop jumps out of nowhere and kills O'Neill.
Hammond: Are you the same Walter Bishop from the alternate universe?
Walter: No i am not sir, that is another version of me.
Daniel: Guys we need to go.
The SGC gang steps through the stargate, and Maybourne and Krabs stumble upon O'Neill's dead body.
Maybourne: God damn it.
Krabs: They really need to pay.
'Back at the Mr.X/Chanel scene...' (4 hours later)
Mr. X: Well Chanel sweetheart, looks out your SGC buddies are coming for ya.
Chanel: Yeah, their coming for me so they can kill all of you bastards and rescue me.
Mr: X: Hahaha, you see. The funny part is that we have extra security on our hands thanks to Cigarette Smoking Man.
Chanel: I really don't care what you guys do, just shut up already.
Cigarette Smoking Man and a modifed version of Alex Kyreck show up.
Chanel: Well, look who it is.
Alex Kyreck: Shut up bitch. *proceeds to shoot her with a staff weapon*
Cigarette Smoking Man: Hahahaha, well she is definitely dead now.
Mr. X: Excellent.
Then the stargate opens up with the SGC gang.
Hammond: Wait, we are back at the crossroads again?
Timmy: Apparently so, sir.
Mulder: Well let's start with plan A.
To be continued....