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Crazy Frog is an animated character and Eurodance musician marketed by Jamba! that was well known in the mid-2000's.
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Crazy Frog and SpongeBob making out.
SpongeBob wasn't always asexual, as he was originally gay, and his boyfriend was Crazy Frog. They first met while Crazy Frog was riding his invisible bike and crashed his froggy ding donger into SpongeBob. They went on many dates, gay pride parades, and made love to eachother a lot.
Crazy Frog is in trouble.
One day in 2010, Crazy Frog walked in on SpongeBob masturbating to the Gummy Bear, during that scene from his song where he was shaking his ass. Crazy Frog hates the Gummy Bear, and so he was very annoyed by this, and so he thought of a plan to get revenge on SpongeBob. When SpongeBob was asleep, Crazy Frog came into his room and castrated him in his sleep. Crazy Frog then got arrested and was sent into jail for 11 years. During his prison sentence, Crazy Frog was castrated as well, hence the reason he dosen't have his penis anymore. Ever since SpongeBob became castrated, he became asexual, and no longer felt any sexual attraction to anything.
When Crazy Frog was released years later, he started begging for NFTs and sending death threats to people on Twitter instead of making good music[3]. He also bragged about how when he was in prison he pissed in the public showers and nobody in the showers batted an eye, he's lucky.
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- ^ https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/12/crazy-frog-fans-horrified-noughties-icon-presumed-dead-10906206 He presumably died of Swine Flu in Summer 2009, but his return in 2021 implies he got revived somehow.
- ^ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crazy_Frog#History Contrary to what the name says, his creator confirmed he's not a frog, making him an unknown species.
- ^ https://www.stereogum.com/2170755/crazy-frog-nfts-death-threats/news/ He was saying some ding ding death threats