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"IT'S THE BEST DAY EVER!!!" - Freaky Bob while committing a geno on the NPCs.
Fis Divinity Freak Bob, Cosmic God of War and the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴, or Emperor Freaky Bob I, Emperor of the Freaky Imperium of freakville, also known as simply Freaky Bob, FreakBob (Signature:𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓫𝓸𝓫/𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓫𝓸𝓫) is a sponge, the inventor of sex, emperor of freakyville, and a God of the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 known for acting Freaky around people and calling people on phone. Fhe is the leader of the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society. Being a Cosmic God, fhe is sixty sextillion light-years old. Fhe was assassinated by Ren at one point, but was promptly resurrected. Freaky Bob also created the world and was going to name it either Freakyistan or Sexland before settling on Earth for some reason. Fhe is also the reason why you have to save hex to have children instead of literally any other method, that way this means that if you don't save hex nobody will be born anymore and society will collapse, meaning that the entire meaning of life is about being Freaky, as Freaky Bob envisioned and intended, Fhe spotted Crack Miser And ran and talked to him and asked him if fhes freaky you know Crack Miser Didnt listen Because fhes high on crack but they talked and became friends that day.
Fhe eats flesh
History[]
Pre-Hype Era[]
Beginnings[]
Fhe was born on July 14th 1986, in bikini bottom, but something was off.
Fame[]
Going into mid 1997, Freakybob began to surface all together. For instance, on May 1st, 1999, a MSN user screenshoted a guy named freakybob then he received a mysterious phone Call begging him to answer.
On April 5th 2024, Instagram user @freeakbob posted a two-panel meme showing "Freakbob" calling and the question, "Would you answer???" Over two months, the post gained roughly 36,300 likes.
On April 13th, 2024, TikToker @lolkzfn posted a Slow Fade-In video that used the aforementioned meme, adding the song "Pick Up the Phone" by Travis Scott and Young Thug as the audio, gaining over 414,500 plays and 67,400 likes in two months.
Going into mid-2024, creators started using the Freakbob screenshot to interrupt slow fade-in memes, evident in a video posted by TikToker @relatable.tay on June 10th that received over 1.4 million plays and 347,800 likes in two days.
Fhe got paramount plus wtf.
Arrest[]
Freaky Bob was arrested on June 13th, 2001 for being a little freaky with multiple women and men of the Bikini Bottom, was apart of Mr Klamp's money laundering and tax evasion (MLATE) program. Fis response in court to fis crimes was as followed. "I got a little too freaky off some crunk and spunk so what? maybe skibidi grimace shake mewing rizzed up a few people but what? I was tryin to make them bands onfoenem."
Fhe was later released 3 months later.
Disappearance[]
Freaky Bob disappeared from the internet on June 15th, sparking concerns among fis freaky followers, but it would be 10 days later fhe would return.
2024 USA Presidential Elections[]
Freaky Bob is pursuing to become a president of USA. Fhe has fis own party called "The Freaky Deaky Drake-Leaky Party" (TFDDLP) which specializes in being freaky.
Response to Trump being almost assassinated[]
Here is fis response:
"Donald Trump was my skibidi sigma..... and thank Grimace Shake that ass he survived...... otherwise i would've lost my edging streak" - FreakBob Goonellius Martin B. Kissnut Grimass LickyPants III
Project 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴[]
The Project 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 is an initiative organized by the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society and Freaky Bob with the aim of promoting freakiness. It proposes to legalize public nudity, enforce a minimum 10 year edging streak, mandate answering all freak calls, and legalize prostitution; only to name a few. In doing so, this would unite the nation under one freak. Weiners
𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ville[]
Freaky Bob created a concept for a civilization, named "𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ville". The civilization is where all 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴sters can do whatever they want and do really 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 things. It is planned to be passed after GTA 6. One 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴-ilian that stands out is named "𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Max," fhe appears to be Max the Monkey, but 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂.
Exodus[]
Fhe is still freaky, so much that it cannot be contained to any extent.. some say fhe still has fis crunk addiction.. several say fhe has sweaty rough public gay sex on freaky fridays….others if you say "FREAKYBOB OFF THE PERC" 3 times and eat a pickle before you go to bed then.. Fhe will tickle your toes till u freak the bed.. stay safe out there rizzlers..
Post-Hype Era[]
Assassination[]
the newspapers the day of freaky bob's assassination
Freaky Bob was righteously and epically killed by a machine gun in Memphis by Ren Hoek in the year 5732. Freaky Bob immediately fell down in a pool of fis own blood and crazy shit later happened. Modest Bob was found responsible for fis death and was sentenced to life in prison, but after finding out about Death Penalty being legalized by an unknown individual, he was immediately fucking hanged (which is ironic because he does not have a neck). Freaky Patrick, Pizza Fucker Krabs, Grilled Cheese Fucker and many other fellow Freakyists went to Freaky Bob's funeral to pay condolences and munt to the most freaky freakyist of all freaks.
Resurrection[]
Shortly after Freaky Bob’s epic death, fis body was stolen from fer grave in Nashville and brought to a secret chamber in northern Tennessee. It is believed that a secret society of 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴sters were the ones who kidnapped fis dead body. We later got word that they also had resurrected Freaky Bob only using a pair of pliers and super glue. Little is known about fher current whereabouts, but be ware, for fhe is still on the loose. Freaky Bob will release a public statement on this upcoming Freaky Friday, addressing Ren Hoek and his unimaginable actions.
Operation Lickster[]
After the resurrection of the notable freakster, known for being a ferocious menace and a freaky freaker around everyone, the freaky society developed a devious plan, to seek revenge on Ren, which is called "Operation Lickster". These are the things we know about it:
- Mr. Birchumm and The New Norm will be liquidated and everyone who saw them will be forced to forget about them via memory removal machine
- There will be a large wall, closing Ohio, guarded by Freaky Dragons
- Lil Mabu will be assassinated if he doesn't hand out 20000$, as promised in the meeting in Atlanta, Georgia
- France will be razed off the map from all the universes, where France becomes a successful country
- Every song will be replaced with its brainrot sus version
- Modest Bob will be neutered
We are not aware when the freaky society will actually do this, for all we know, they might just be saying this to scare Ren. More news coming to you on Freaky Friday when Freaky Bob will officially release a public statement.
The 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂-NPC War[]
The 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂-NPC War lasted from 5732 to 5738. The cause of the war was due to Ren Hoek's assassination of FreakBob Goonelius Martin Kissnut Grimace Shake Mustache Cash Stash LickyPants "the great cosmic god of the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 and getting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂". The ringleader of the NPC’s, Chris Chan, and his affiliate Baby Gronk declared war on the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society. Freakbob's freaksters decided to raid the Diddy Party. once they arrived, they were greeted with a bunch of gunfire, more than 150 of Freakybob's freakies succumbed to their injuries. But out of nowhere, The Freak Titan came and gooned so much it birthed the Freaky Gremlins. That is all the information we have right now but there is a rumor that more will be published on Friday.
After the ferocious wars and crimes against Diddy, the freaky freakers decide to raid R. Kelly's house, only to be stopped by Smug Ward, and Scoobert . The freakers, after the encounter, release the Freaky Lions to maul them, but Scoobert feed the lions "Gay Corny Beef". The freakers decide to unleash Freaky Bob from fis tomb and chase the anti-freakies, while fis long-ahh cock was dangling. After that, Kelly decided to play the horn, causing an army of freaky Kelly clones to chase Freaky Bob and the freakies, but once they touched Freaky Bob, the clones all got pregnant with Freaky Gremlins and spontaneously combusted after that. Freaky Bob then hit the quan, nae nae and drop kicked Kelly to the face. Then, Kelly was dropped into a vat of Sprite Cranberry and Pink Sauce. This following war caused Sneako and Adin Ross to never diss at Freaky Bob ever again, and to always respond to fis calls.
On October 26, 5737, the Disney Bomb was dropped on Freakysville, killing 379344037532544285429594207506956042954609595642564695064206420959426244059595700560524695250976295605942695642065034878756742527534056204265454695469426545602095650256239560163595160357093157560990737957373279075759395061563103135082058248058024805480504552705704270702702704470570425704287702537025072705702370502753705135701570705701358138542025270570257047057042570704705427070425702704570427057024570427057042705072457047052704705704270502757042570704250727052705702470570245704270524705702705702456260626045602065694256265260275077057025027725277352057957427542702450247007704270570427042570245425086250528605086586026085628056802605720252072456270 people and freakers. Thus resulting in an NPC victory.
2024 Summer Olympics[]
Fhe will partake in it. So far, fhe has won the gold medal for being 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, but stay warned that fhe will obtain more.
FreakBob List[]
During court, the travels logs and members of Freaky Bob's notorious "Freaky Island" has been released.
Here's the list.
Extraterrestrial Trafficking[]
It has been rumored that Freaky Bob is kidnapping aliens from Mars and bringing them to Earth to put them in fis experiment lab in order to harness their power in order to destroy Earth. So far fhe has garnered more knowledge about aliens from this than the Area 51 raid of 2019. It's rumored that Freaky Bob is training the aliens to be 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 too.
Usurpation of the Throne[]
On July 30, 2024, Freaky Bob usurped the title of Emperor of the Freaky States of America, rendering fim to be Emperor Freaky Bob I. The dominion was never the same again.
Freaky Bob's Freaky Reign of Tyranny[]
Argument with GangstaBob[]
On August 4, 2024, Freaky Bob argued against Gangsta Bob on Reddit about who would win in a fight.
Death (non-canon)[]
On August 31, 2024, Freaky Bob was suddenly diagnosed with lead poisoning, otherwise known as Anti-Freakiness, after Ren secretly puts lead in fis drink before fis supper. Fhe ended up passing away in fis throne at 5:27 PM, where fhe was found dead on the floor by fis servants. The death sparked controversy in 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ville, resulting in all of fis victims being released, fis individuals being arrested for multiple charges of sexual assault, and the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society being disbanded. This is fis permanent death and shall never be reincarnated in reality again.
This is not canon and fhe is alive and fhe is currently hunting down the person who wrote this section
How powerful is fhe?[]
Freaky Bob is extremely powerful. Fhe once bounced around Thanos like a basketball and flushed him down the toilet like he was nothing. And fhe only used about 0.0000001% of fis power when doing all that.
Relationships[]
It is rumored that the all powerful and all knowing, Emperor Freaky Bob, had an extremely sexual relationship with Freaky Patrick. It was reported that “Freaky Bob did the hawk tuah and the gawk gawk 3000 on Freaky Patrick’s stiff serpent” and that they had been caught having “hardcore sweaty gay sex in broad daylight”. All thought we cannot confirm this relationship, it has become increasingly obvious that they were more than friends or maybe even friends with benefits.
Freaky Eugenics[]
Freaky Bob is doing lab experiments to "darksauces" to transform them into skibidi toilets.
Freaky Euthanasia[]
Freaky Bob is also putting J-Humans and "darksauces" to literal fucking death. Freaky Bob has STILL not been caught or punished yet for fis despicable and unimaginable actions. Fhe goons at the very sight at it.
Life as a Cosmic Deity[]
Freaky Bob is also a Cosmic God of War, Shitposting and Insanity who lives in space, fhe invented the Black Hole in order to suck all the anti gooners, normies and NPCs in and spaghettify them to death, but it failed its purpose and Freaky Bob was disappointed.
Controlling the Weather[]
- Freaky Bob blesses the world by raining dildoes from the sky.
"Evil" plan to rid the world of all insects[]
On Dec. 21, 2023 at 11:35 AM EST, freakybob enters a gas station in Florida, kills 6 darksauce, 1 J-Human, and then promptly leaves after grabbing the cash register[1] This attack was one of many to come, as this is fis plan to eliminate all "insects" if you get what I mean
Quotes
”I hate any people of color, and non-freaky FNs”
”If you ain’t a hoe, get up out my traphouse”
Themez Song[]
Fhe has awesome theme song that says everything about your's truly:
Freakybob.site[]
https://freakybob.site is a website dedicated to Freakybob!
whoever re-created this page is a savior 🙏 we use this for freakybob image - wish
whoever re-created this page is a savior 🙏 This cured my depression and motivated me to work on Freakybob.site more - 5quirrel
Freakybob.site Elections[]
Freakybob.site holds elections monthly. Freakybob is the current FreakyLand president and also the first president of FreakyLand.
More information is present @ https://freakybob.site/mock
Inventions[]
- Life itself
- Sex
- Reinventing Freaky Fridays
- Inventing Freakpay
- Reinventing Licking freaky
- Introducing Freaky Island
- The freak death penalty
- Freaky Weakies
- Gooning
- Freaking
- Felonies
- Ohio
- Skbidi Toilet
- Lawsuits
- Fortnite
- Ballsacks
- Edginf
- Skibidi Toilet
- Freaky Patrick
- Tomato sauce
- Testicular Torsion
- Onion
- Toasters
Crimes[]
- Abusive language (law)
- Affray
- Air rage
- Anatomy murder
- Assault
- Assault occasioning actual bodily harm
- Assault with intent to resist arrest
- Assisting offender
- Barratry
- Battery
- Bigamy
- Bike rage
- Blackmail
- Blasphemous libel
- Blockbusting
- Body snatching
- Bomb threat
- Breach of the peace
- Canned hunt
- Capital murder
- Car chase
- Causing death by dangerous driving
- Cheating
- Common assault
- Compounding a felony
- Coney-catching
- Conspiracy to murder
- Continuing trespass
- Convenience store crime
- Corrupt practices
- Crimen injuria
- Criminal conversion
- Criminal damage in English law
- Criminal possession of a weapon
- Culpable and reckless conduct
- Dangerous driving
- Deadly weapon
- Death threat
- Declaring war on Italy
- Democide
- Desertion
- Disorderly conduct
- Disposal of a corpse with intent to obstruct or prevent a coroner's inquest
- Driving under the influence
- Edging in public
- Embezzlement
- Embracery
- Employment fraud
- Endangerment
- Evasion of liability by deception
- Existing
- Extortion
- Failure to appear
- Failure to obey a police order
- False accounting
- False pretenses
- Fear or provocation of violence
- Felony
- Fence (criminal)
- Fetal abduction
- Forcible entry
- Frameup
- Fraud
- Getting high of off illegal substances
- Ghosting (identity theft)
- Grand Theft Auto
- Hair theft
- Happy slapping
- Hazing
- Homicide
- Identity cleansing
- Ilegal drug use
- Illegal entry
- Illegal emigration
- Illegal immigration
- Impersonator
- In 1997 Freakybob and Dan were on the run from the federal government and switching states every 2 months for illegally producing clinical liposuctions to organ harvest innocent civilians
- Indictable offence
- Insurance fraud
- Intimidation
- Jury tampering
- Kidnapping
- Loitering
- Malfeasance in office
- Messing with fis meat in front of minors
- Mismarking
- Misprision of felony
- Misprision of treason
- Mobbing
- Molesting a minor
- Mopery
- Motor vehicle theft
- Moving violation
- Murder
- Mutiny
- Munting
- Needle spiking
- Obsessive relational intrusion
- Obstruction of justice in the United States
- Obtaining a money transfer by deception
- Obtaining pecuniary advantage by deception
- Obtaining property by deception
- Obtaining services by deception
- Occupational crime
- Offences against public justice
- Offensive weapon
- Outraging public decency
- Perfect crime
- Perjury
- Personation of a juror
- Perverting the course of justice
- Pickpocketing
- Police impersonation
- Polygamy
- Possession of stolen goods
- Practicing without a license
- Prank call
- Preventing the lawful burial of a body
- Public Indecency
- Public nudity
- Public nuisance
- Putting a glory-hole in every public restroom
- Crimes involving radioactive substances
- Reckless burning
- Refusal to serve in a public office
- Removing article from place open to the public
- Ritualcide
- Road rage
- Robbery
- Rape
- Sabotage
- Section 5 of the Public Order Act 1986
- Touching a minor
- Sedition
- Serial killer
- Shoplifting
- Solicitation
- Soliciting to murder
- Staged crash
- Stalking
- Stouthrief
- Stowaway
- Subornation of perjury
- Sucking off an officer
- Summary offence
- Tampering (crime)
- Tax Fraud
- Terrorism
- Terroristic threat
- Treachery (law)
- Trespass
- Taking without owner's consent
- Unlawful assembly
- Unlicensed broadcasting
- Uttering
- Valet boy
- Vandalism
- Violence
- War profiteering
- Witness tampering
And finally, the worst of them all...
- Being too 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
Gallery[]
Parent
Dad:Freakyzongalias the 3rd Kai cenat fanum tax
Mum:Feakecia skibidi sigma rizzler
Pick up the phone baby, I know you’re home~