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| Jailed | |
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| Series | Even Moar Raw! |
| Season | 1 |
| Episode | 1 |
| Airdate | April 15, 2016 |
| Written by | Kelpy G |
| Directed by | Calaz, Kelpy G, ChocolateBrownieBoy |
| Creative director(s) | Kelpy G |
| Title card by | Calaz |
| Next Episode | Red Mist 2.0 |
"Jailed" is the first episode of Even Moar Raw!
Transcript[]
Chum Bucket[]
Plankton: Karen! I'm going into town!
Karen: For the last time, YOU ARE TOO WIMPY TO GO TO THE GYM
Plankton: At least I'm not a female who doesn't even have a-
Karen: SHUT YOUR [censor bleep] UP YOU HOMELESS PIECE OF [censor bleep]
Plankton: Boy, are you on drugs?
Karen: No....I'm not on vodka or anything.....
Plankton: I thought vodka is illegal here. Maybe I'll-
Karen: YOU ARE GOING TO SMUGGLE VODKA???
Plankton: No...No...NO!!!!
Karen: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU??? VODKA IS DANGEROUS, ESPECIALLY FOR TINY CRITTERS LIKE YOU!!!!!
Plankton: I'll steal something else....maybe-
Karen: No. The forumla is too old...
Plankton: YOURE NOT MY DAD!!! Shut your computer-ass up and lemme steal it!
Karen: Fine. What's the plan
Plankton: I sneak in to the Krusty Krab, throw a fake penny and bubble soap to distract Krabs and the sponge, and knock out that lame nuisiance called Squidward.
Karen: Okay, you do that. I'm going to the Conservative Meethouse
Plankton: WE ARE LIBERALS!!!
Karen: Oh, for [censor bleep] sake Plankton, stop living on welfare and get a job, like a pizza place supplier or a bartender. I hate the democrats because they give you loads of money, even though you are only a lazy dumbass who is obsessed with a goddamn sandwich recipe!
Plankton: Yeah, yeah. Krusty Krab, here we...
[Police walk in]
Police: Stop right there!
Plankton: Uh-oh
Karen: What the???
Plankton: I DIDNT DO IT!!! I AM A CLEAN-[takes him away]
Karen: Oh [censor bleep].
IN JAIL[]
Plankton: What the hell just happened over here
Police: You were planning to steal the formula
Plankton: When is the trial?
Police: oh, I'm sorry. YOU DONT NEED ONE.
Plankton: I'm Batman
Police: That is good to know
[shady voice appears]
Criminal: I AM THE REAL BATMAN!!!
Police: [testing a stungun] Well, I- [gunshot] agree with that too.- [gunshot]
Criminal: Can I borrow that stungun?
Police: Sure [hands Criminal the gun], but wh- Criminal: EVERYONE ESCAPE NOW!!!
Plankton: YAAASSSS!!!!
[Criminal runs out, steals a hippie van, and returns back to the prison]
Criminal: Hop On!
[All the thugs and Plankton hop on]
ON THE FREEWAY[]
Criminal: A special thanks to my friend Bart [points to a anchovy in the back of the van]
Bart: [blushes] Beep.
Plankton: Say, can you drop me off at the next exit?
Criminal: Sure. Anyways, what is your job?
Plankton: I work at the chum bucket
Criminal: WHAT??? THAT PLACE IS....IS....[shoots Plankton with the stungun, instantly paralyzing him]
Bart: Beep? Criminal: Don't worry. He will be all right......
[The episode ends as the van crashes into a garbage can and the scene zooms out]
Trivia[]
- This is Kelpy G's fourth episode.
- This is the first episode to air in 2016.