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Krusty Komrades II: The Death | |
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Series | Cult of Squid |
Season | 2 |
Episode | 3 |
Airdate | February 7th, 2019 |
Production company | Squidwork |
Broadcast number | 203 |
Story by | Locknloaded23 |
Written by | Locknloaded23 |
Directed by | Locknloaded23 |
Title card by | Purple133 |
Previous Episode | Krusty Komrades |
Next Episode | Krusty Komrades III: The Solution |
Krusty Komrades II: The Death is the eighth episode of Cult of Squid. It aired February 7th, 2019 and was written by Locknloaded23.
Plot[]
The cult mourns for their dead leader. Meanwhile, the feathered friends come up with a plan.
Transcript[]
(Ep begins with a recap of the previous Krusty Komrades episode)
(After the recap, it cuts to a shot of Security and Noseward holding Brother Squidward’s body)
Mr krabs: (laughing offscreen)
Noseward: he can't be dead!
Security: AAAAH PANIC ATTACK!
(kyle from south park is standing next to noseward)
Kyle: oh my god! They killed kenny!
Nosward: who's kenny?
(Cut to Mr Krabs on a rock)
Mr krabs: attack!
(Cut to a shot of the komrades charging towards the 2 cults)
(Cut to Noseward running away)
Noseward: nope! (Dolphin noise) this, I'm out!
(Cut to Security punching komrades)
Security: i could use a little help over here! Sorta getting overwhelmed! (Gets punched) definitely overwhelmed here. (Gets impaled) i didnt need half of my ribs anyway. (Gets hit with a hammer) (slurred speech) dont check my chum bucket donut shake, jamesiferjef… (passes out)
(Cut to Doctor Crayons inside the Lodge by a window, drinking coffee while fighting is going on through the window)
Doctor Crayons: (sips coffee) my, it's a lovely day.
(A cult member slams into the window)
Cult member: (outside) help me!!!
Doctor crayons: yeah yeah, in a minute. (Pulls down blinds)
(Cuts to mr krabs plowing through cult members with another krab as a battering ram)
Mr krabs: (while running and plowing) to the last man standing!
Battering ram Krab: you mean krab?
Mr krabs: (panting) sure, i guess.
Battering ram krab: oh. Well, time for music. (Puts on headphones and mumbles the chorus of “walking on sunshine”)
(Cut to the Feathered Friends at the krusty krab under a table)
Spongebob: this is mega bad!
Plankton: (yelling) YOU THINK?!
Spongebob: SHHHHH! we have to find a way to combat them!
Patrick: but they're way more powerful than us!
Spongebob: that's true.
Plankton: there's no possible way we'll combat the Komrades! We'll get slaughtered!!!!
Spongebob: then we need to think of a plan. Oh! Idea!
Plankton: what is it?
Spongebob: we gather the cult and see if we can work together to make a plan!
Plankton: oh, i thought you actually had a plan.
Spongebob: nah, I'm totally stumped on the plan.
(Cut to Noseward, Security, the initiator and a majority the cult behind the lodge looking at brother Squidward’s dead body with sad looks)
Security: this is the end of an era.
Noseward: there's only 1 thing i can do now. (Walks behind lodge and comes back dressed as a Krab) obey our new krab leaders.
Security: (slaps Noseward) there has to be a way to get him back!
Doctor Crayons: (inside lodge) actually, there might.
Security: who was that?
(Doctor Crayons falls out of the sky and lands on his feet. He surprises the cult members)
Security: how? And also, how did you get here?
Doctor Crayons: you see, I've been working on a special “revive drink” that revives someone completely, with no memory of their death.
Security: well, where is it?? Also you didn't answer my second questio-
Doctor Crayons: (pulls out beaker filled with a gooey purple liquid) here it is!
Noseward: well use it on him already!
Doctor Crayons: that's… going to be a problem.
Noseward: why?
Doctor Crayons: because it's not exactly… functional. (Pours tiny bit of liquid on a dead jellyfish)
(The jellyfish revives but turns giant and breathes electric fire on noseward and flies off)
Security: cool.
Noseward: for you.
Doctor Crayons: as you can see, it works, but i haven't finished it.
Initiator: what do we need to do to finish it?
Doctor Crayons: well, we-
Mr Krabs: (offscreen) take THIS!
(an explosion and the screams of cult members are heard offscreen)
Doctor: anyways, we'll need a rare seaweed plant that can only be obtained in the dense and terrifying kelp forest.
Initiator: didnt you and Brother Squidward get stranded there a month ago?
Doctor Crayons: yes, we did.
Security: hey, i remember that! Noseward and i had our plane stolen so we got stranded there too!
Doctor Crayons: wait, that was your plane- (clears throat) uh, so who'll go with me?
Initiator: (walks off) no thanks.
(The other cult members except Security and Noseward walk off)
Doctor Crayons: you two! Let's go! (Walks offscreen)
Noseward: uh, ok? (Walks offscreen)
Security: (offscreen) this was YOUR idea
(Cuts to the feathered friends behind a rock watching them go into the forest)
Spongebob: Where are they going?
Plankton: well, there are those two (points to the initiator).
Spongebob: alright, let's do that.
(Above shot of the cult walking towards the forest and tbe feathered friends sneaking to the initiator)
Narrator: will they confront the initiator?(shows a picture of security, noseward, and doctor crayons) Will they be successful in the kelp forest? Will i get fired because i hate my job? Find out next on Cult of Squid!