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The first episode of The Spongy Games
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Let The Games Begin!
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Writers
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Da King Of SpongeBob Fans
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Programming Station
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MTV,Da King Station
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Rating
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PG-13
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Plot:[]
Kernel starts the Fishy Games! A hunger games tournament.
Script:[]
(Theme Song and Title Card,Starts off 300 days into the future)
Kernal Krone:MHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(All the fishes bow down to him)
Kernal Krone:Am powerful!
(300 days in the past)
Cindy:(Driving in boat to Bikini Bottom)So this Bikini Bottom!
Farmer:Yeah!
(Cindy drives in lanes of a flat)
Max:Yo! baby! look's like you chose to live here!
(Wrecking Ball Knocks Building Down,Crane puts screen in its place)
Narroter(On Screen)201600000 years ago(Shadow Kernal appers on screen) Neptune invented Man but Man was not happy so Neptune invented women (Lady Fish Shadow appers) but Man still was not happy so Kernal invented the games! come to city hall!
(SpongeBob,Squidward and Patrick run to the city hall like everyone else)
Kernal Krone:Hello! I come from High Tides.The biggest utopia in the sea! well I have invented something! what does this town really need?
Tom:Laser Tag?
Fred:Casinos?
Timmy:Art?
Kernel Krone:Nope! the games! this town is full of idiots!
SpongeBob:Games! like basketball and tig!
Kernel Krone:(Laughs) Do you think am a loser who plays football with kids! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! am a multi-Billionaire who has teamed up with his brother the mayor to do this thing!
Patrick:Brother!
Mayor:Yes! were brothers! see any differences?
Patrick:No?
Kernel Krone:(Chuckles) Shut the hell up!
Patrick:Sorry......................
Kernel Krone:Well I came up with the games while doing the toilet! (Flash Back shows Kernel on the potty) I got it! (Fart Sound) is simple! Take it away Mr.K!
Mr.Krabs:Am working with Kernel Krone to bring the games! so we've picked some of the residents to compete in mind less hours of killing and gore for entertainment! plus were picking the fighters!
Squidward:Just stop! why can't we pick!
Kernel Krone:First name Squidward.
(Squidward nose falls off then grows another one)
Squidward:Crap
Kernel Krone:Patrick
Patrick:Yay!
Mr.Krabs:SpongeBob
SpongeBob:Yay!
Mr.Krabs:Cindy!
Cindy:What?
Kernel Krone:Derpy Mc Derperson
Derpy Mc Derperson:Hoopla!
Kernel Krone:And last but not least.......................
Derpy Mc Derperson:Hoopla!
Kernel Krone:Fine well add Hoopla!
Hoopla:Oh man!
Kernel Krone:Fred and Tom!
Fred And Tom:Best Friend Forever!
(High Five Each Other!)
Mr.Krab:Wait! Squilva!
Squidward:What?
(Squilva comes up to Squiddy)
Squilva:Your first!
SpongeBob:Whats going on?
Squidward:I was drunk on a date and she dumped me.
(Sandy comes up to Cindy and SpongeBob)
Sandy:Come with me!
(Sandy takes SpongeBob and Cindy on a train)
Sandy:Hello! I heard of this Fishy Game and it happened in Texas! causing me to leave!
Cindy:Who are you 2!
SpongeBob:Sandy,Sandy Cheeks.And am SpongeBob!
Sandy:Am here cause you two need to work together to survive! it's called L.O.V.E
S and C:What? Love!
Sandy:Yes! if you work together Kernels heart will melt so he will call off the game and no one will die!
SpongeBob:Okay!
Cindy:But I don't even know him!
Sandy:Hey! is the stadium!
(Train Drives Into Stadium,Fighters are in costumes lining up)
Mr.K(Whispering to Plankton):Okay! I want you to kill all the fighters! do so and I you will have the formula!
Plankton(Whispering to M.Krabs):Okay!
Mr. Krabs:Okay! grab your weopens!
(Everyone rushes to there chest)
Patrick:Glasses! and a bow and arrow! call!
Plankton:Nope!
(Spectators sit down to watch the game in the big screen)
Kernel Krone:Okay! place your bets! and eat your popcorn cause is going to be along I don't know!
Wilmer:What!
Kernel Krone:And you can't get out the stadium! the show is going to start in 3
Squilva:Am going to get your ass and hang it on my wall Squidward!
Squidward:Uh-Oh!
Kernel Krone:2
Cindy:Come on Sponge!
Kernel Krone:1................................................................START!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Everyone comes out of pods in different areas)
SpongeBob:Cindy!
Cindy:SpongeBob!(Run to each other)
Squilva:Squidward! (Runs into jungle)
(Episode Ends)
Trivia:[]
- There was two naughty words:Crap and Ass!
- The wrecking ball knocking down the flats was a call back to Muscle Buts.