Patrick Has 15 Minutes To Live is a fanon episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
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Angel: Actually, it turns out that I was wrong. We have plenty of room for too-stupid-to-live types.
Patrick: I have 15 minutes to LIVE!
Angel: Yep.
Patrick: I know what to do.
(Patrick reaches into fridge.)
Patrick: MAYO!
(What a twist!)