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Patrick No Habla Español is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript[]

(SpongeBob is running down the street. Patrick's rock tilts upwards with Patrick stuck to its underside.)

Patrick: Man, that was a great nap!

SpongeBob: Estoy listo, estoy listo, estoy listo...

Patrick: Huh?

(Patrick follows SpongeBob to the Krusty Krab.)

SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick!

Patrick: What's going on?

SpongeBob: Estaba!

Patrick: I don't get it.

SpongeBob: No puedo, no te das cuenta? No soy lo suficientemente bueno!

Patrick: Wait a minute! Am I in the Spanish version of Help Wanted?

SpongeBob: El mío era.

Patrick: I'll take that as a "yes". How do I get out of here?

SpongeBob: Lo hice.

Patrick: Lo hice? What does that mean?

SpongeBob: Yo estoy!

Patrick: Estoy? Who's Estoy?

SpongeBob: ¡Estoy listo!

Patrick: Who's Estoy?

SpongeBob: ¡Estoy listo!

Patrick: (angry) Who's Estoy?

(SpongeBob jumps into the air.)

SpongeBob: ¡Estoy listo!

(SpongeBob runs into the Krusty Krab.)

Patrick: Well, that wasn't much help.

(A fish is walking by, and Patrick stops him.)

Patrick: Say, do you know how to get everybody speaking English again?

Fish: Inglés? Si.

(The fish takes out a remote control, presses a button on it, and Patrick hears everyone in the Krusty Krab speaking normally.)

Patrick: It worked! Thank you so much!

Fish: No problem.

Patrick: Say, what's your name?

Fish: Estoy.

(Lo que un toque!)

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