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Patrick Sings the Blues is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

Transcript[]

(Patrick walks onto the stage of the second annual Squidward Tentacles Talent Show.)

Squidward: Our next act is here straight from my nightmares. Give it up for Patrick Star!

(The audience cheers.)

Patrick: Thank you, thank you. And I'd like to thank Squidward for giving me this fantabulous opportunity.

Squidward: I'm sure I won't regret it. (disappears behind the curtain)

Patrick: (clears throat) Alright, here goes! (singing) Dah-nah-nah-nah-nah! My name is Patrick! Dah-nah-nah-nah-nah! I like...rocks! Dah-nah-nah-nah-nah! I wrote these lyrics! Dah-nah-nah-nah-nah! I still like rocks! Dah-nah-nah-nah-nah!

(Before Patrick can continue, an audience member throws a tomato at him.)

Audience member: Boo! You stink!

(The rest of the audience start pelting Patrick with tomatoes. Patrick licks the tomatoes off his face and smiles.)

Patrick: Wow! They're showering me with fruits of gratitude! (licks off more tomatoes) They really like the blues!

(What a twist!)

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