This is a transcript of the Patrick Fails episode "Patrick Succeeds" from Season 41.
Transcript[]
- [Fade in]
- Patrick: Durrr....
- [Patrick suddenly gets a 13 pack and muscles]
- Patrick: Huh?
- [Pretty women then come to Patrick to give him money]
- Patrick: Uhhh...
- [Patrick gets hair]
- Patrick: Wait, did I just get hair?! YES!!!
- [Patrick's song then plays on the radio, and everybody loves it]
- Patrick: I knew everybody would love it!
- [The president of every country comes over to Patrick to announce that he is the new president of their countries]
- Patrick: REALLY?!
- Joe Biden: Yes, really.
- Elizabeth II: We're not lying, Patrick!
- Michael D. Higgins: And that's not it, either.
- [Everybody in the world comes over]
- Everybody: WE ALL RESPECT YOU!
- Patrick: Well... being the new president of every country, and every continent, I declare for all lantern bugs to die!
- [Every lantern bug dies, and Patrick gets a whole lot of knowledge]
- Patrick: I have KNOWLEDGE! I must use this, right away.
- [While Patrick writes on a chalkboard of a discovery he's making, he gets handed every video game in the world, and has documentaries made about him, giving him many fans]
- Patrick: I have discovered the meaning of life!
- [Everybody comes over to Patrick, and a cheering noise is made]
- Patrick: That is not it either, I have discovered how to live on other planets.
- [It cuts to Patrick and everybody on Mars, and Patrick suddenly learning everything that has been taught]
- Patrick: I'm so happy... YES!!!
- [It pans over to Plankton, still on Earth]
- Plankton: Oh, how I ENVY that FOOL! WAAAAAA!!!
- [The episode fades out to the credits]