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Patrick Wears White After Labor Day is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.

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(An electric eel is standing in the middle of Bikini Bottom with a camera crew in front of her.)

Electric eel: Hi there. I'm Joan Slithers, and this is FashionWatch!

(Patrick, wearing a white t-shirt, passes by Joan Slithers.)

Joan Slithers: Oh, goodness, no! (stops Patrick) You, sir, are a fashion disaster!

Patrick: Why?

Joan Slithers: Because white after labor day is just so tacky!

Patrick: Why?

Joan Slithers: Why? I don't know why.

Patrick: Why?

Joan Slithers: I don't write the rules of fashion, I just enforce them!

Patrick: Why?

Joan Slithers: Because that's my job!

Patrick: Why?

(Twenty minutes later...)

Joan Slithers: ...and that's when I dropped out of college to pursue a career in fashion. You know, you're a really good listener. (bats fake eyelashes) Are you taken?

Patrick: No, I'm Patrick.

Joan Slithers: Neptune, how many times will the writer use that joke?

(The writer appears out of nowhere and punches Joan Slithers in the face.)

Writer: As many times as I need to, woman!

(What a twist!)

(Patrick: Why?)

(Hey, get out of the action parentheses!)

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