Point Guard Patrick is the 2nd short of Season 2 of Basket Sponge.
Plot[]
After Larry loses a bet to Patrick, Patrick becomes the team's new point guard.
Story[]
[At practice one morning, Larry is dribbling around the court, dunking and being cocky]
Larry: (dribbles around Patrick; slam dunks) BOO-YAH!!!
Patrick: (yawns)
Larry: Umm, hello, are you blind? Cuz I just SCHOOLED you!
Patrick: Don't care.
Larry: Grrrrr, you wanna fight?
Patrick: I don't wanna hurt you.
Larry: BAHAHAH!!! You hear that, everyone? He doesn't wanna hurt ME!
LeBron: Larry, settle down.
Larry: Can it, pea brain. (punches LeBron in the face)
Patrick: (eats a bannana)
Larry: Listen hear, punk! I challenge you to game of 1 on 1. The first person to score a point wins.
Patrick: Why would I waste my time?
Larry: Because if you lose, I get to HANG YOU!
Patrick: And if I win?
Larry: It's not gonna happen, but if it somehow DID, I'd let you become the team's new point guard.
Everyone: Ooooooooooh.
Patrick: Challenge accepeted.
[The rest of the team sits on the bleachers and watches]
SpongeBob: (crying) Poor Pat. He's gonna get hanged!
Squidward: (eating popcorn) BAHAH! Patrick's gonna get hanged!
Plankton: I'm pretty sure it's “hung”, people!
Krabs: (to Lexi) Don't take it too hard. There's plenty of other fish in the sea.
Lexi: What are you talking about.
Krabs: Well, your boyfriend's about to be hung.
Lexi: I wasn't paying attention. Oh well.
[The game begins]
Larry: (gets the ball) You're going down, STAR!!!! (charges in like a bull)
Patrick: (stands in front of Larry)
Larry: (trips over him, and breaks his leg) AHHHH!!!!!
Patrick: (takes the ball, and swishes a shot) Done!
Everyone: WOO-HOO!!!!!!!!
[They pick up Patrick and parade him around the gym, stepping on Larry]
Larry: AHHH!!! MY LEG!!!!!
Fred Rechid: (enters the gym) Don't steal my thing, bro.
Larry: (chucks a chimpanzee at Fred)
Fred Rechid: AHHH!!!! MY FACE!!!!! (exits the gym)
LeBron: Everyone, we have a new point guard. Patrick Star!
Patrick: What's a point guard, anyway?
LeBron: (facepalm) This isn't gonna go well.....
[At the next game]
Larry: (his leg is in a cast, as he sits the bench) No pressure, Patrick. You're the most important player on the court.
Patrick: (gulp) Really?
Larry: Yes, really. Any little mistake you make, you'll have to live with.....for the rest of your LIFE!
Patrick: (his eyes get huge) The rest of my LIFE????
Larry: Yep. No pressure.
[The buzzer beeps; the game begins]
Patrick: (he has the ball, he dribbles nervously down the court)
[The other team steals the ball multiple times and scores hundreds of points]
[When the game is finally over, the announcer reads the score]
Announcer: And the score is Mayan Merman – 967........andd the Bulldogs – 0.
LeBron: Grrrrrr!!!!! Patriiiiiick!!!!!!
Larry: Hahahah. I knew he couldn't do it.
Patrick: (puts a paper bag over his head, runs to the door; he hits the wall) OWW! Can't see anything! (keeps running)
Larry: Hahaha, what a weinie.
SpongeBob: I'll go talk to him.
[SpongeBob runs to Patrick's house; he knocks on his rock-house]
Patrick: (from inside) Go away!
SpongeBob: Patrick, I know you're upset.
Patrick: Leave me alone! Larry said I have to live with my mistakes for the rest of my life!
SpongeBob: Larry's just a jerk!
Patrick: I'm living with this for the rest of my life. Nothing you say can stop me!
SpongeBob: Okay. (turns) But when you're ready to get over it, we'll be waiting for you. (leaves)
75 years later
Patrick: (trembling in a hospital bed) Eh......my whole life is behind me......I wasted my entire life dwelling on my mistakes....(his dentures fall out).....I wish I had somebody here to comfort me in my last few minutes of life....
Larry: (busts into the room; on a wheelchair) Hello, loser!
Patrick: Larry?! Where's SpongeBob!
Larry: You don't wanna know. (wheels over to Patrick) Look who ruined his whole life. I knew you couldn't do it, heh-heh. (gets in his face) Looooooooser!
[The screen goes blank; we hear Patrick's heart monitor beep]