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| Skills and Thrills | |
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| Series | Basket Sponge |
| Season | 2 |
| Episode | 3 |
| Airdate | May 27, 2015 |
| Story by | SBCA |
| Written by | SBCA The Imperial Ghost |
| Animation director(s) | SBCA |
| Title card by | SBCA |
Skills and Thrills is the 3rd episode of Season 2 of Basket Sponge. It is also the 24th episode altogether.
Plot[]
It's showtime and the Bulldogs put their skills to the test. But will they be able to beat the rest?
Transcript[]
[Space Jam theme song plays during introduction.]
Plankton: Wait, why the hell is this series always associated with Space Jam?
LeBron: Earlier fourth wall breaks and now product placements. And another fourth wall break.
Arena Announcer: And welcome all to the Golden Gym for tonight’s action packed POBA All-Star Saturday Night! (crowd cheers)
Larry: Hell yeah. We’re totally gonna win this. (starts feeling bad) Oww…
LeBron: Larry, what the heck happened?
Larry: I think it was the food I ate last night.
LeBron: Well, that’s what happens to dicks. But we can’t let you compete tonight.
TV Announcer #1: It seems like Larry the Lobster won’t be competing tonight. Tough luck. Hope he recovers soon.
TV Announcer #2: And when we look at the Toon Tomahawk’s side we can see they’re all laced up with some Nike Hyperdunks.
TV Announcer #1: Well, it is said that they can sure give you a good jump and run. We’ll be back after these boring introductions! (NBA on TNT theme song plays)
[Commercial Break]
TV Announcer #1: It’s time for the Skills Challenge! First up is Whale Jack from the Sperm Whales.
Jack: (dribbles with his eyes closed to the net to pass the ball in the net)
TV Announcer #2: Hm, it seems as Jack is doing this course with his eyes closed!
Jack: (keeps hitting obstacles and loses the ball for the next minute)
TV Announcer #1: Well, time is up but remember, just finish the obstacle with the fastest time. No need for fancy skills. Wait, how ironic.
Jack: WHAT?! I thought this was SKILLS challenge!
TV Announcer #2: Next is Patrick Star from the Bikini Bottom Bulldogs!
Nat Peterson: Go Bulldogs!
[The Bulldogs crowd does the “wave.”]
Sadie Rechid: WOOOHOO!!!!
TV Announcer #1: The Bulldogs sure have a big amount of supporters! Let’s see Patrick go.
Patrick: [Goes through the whole course with some mistakes, however still reaches the final shot area.]
TV Announcer #2: Patrick for the final shot...yes! Patrick finishes the course in 1:43!
Bulldogs Crowd: [Cheers and applauds.]
Nat Peterson: HELL TO THE YEAH!
TV Announcer #1: It’s time to see Sandals from the Toon Tomahawks.
Crowd: [Cricket chirp.]
Sandals’ Parents: Woohoo!
Sandals: (facepalm)
TV Announcer #2: Um, let’s just see him go.
Sandals: [Attempts to dunk but can’t due to his height revealing that the Hyperdunk shoes didn’t work. Although, he still continues but keeps airballing until the time is up.]
TV Announcer #1: Aw, tough luck. Let’s see if their team will be able to catch up in the next round.
TV Announcer #2: And the winner of the Skills Challenge is...Patrick Star!
Bulldogs Crowd: (cheers, applauds, and whistles)
Adam: Venice, I thought you told me---
Venice: (passionately kisses Adam until they both fall on the floor)
Adam: Not again.
Sandals: What the hell happened to my shoes?
Sandy: I don’t know but let’s see what happens in my turn.
TV Announcer #1: Next up is Sandy Cheeks from the Toon Tomahawks.
Sandy: (completes the shootout with very little misses)
TV Announcer #2: Woah! What a great performance! Can anyone else top that?
Sandy: One thing these shoes don’t have? My talent.
Adam: That bloody well sucked.
TV Announcer #1: Sandy’s leading with 18/20 points. Let’s see if Fred Tilapia of the Sea Town Strikers can beat her.
Fred: This is going to be a bitch on bitch fight.
(The female players look at him, like “Are you serious?”)
Fred: Trying to make me look edgy.
(A toaster is thrown off his head.)
TV Announcer #2: Ooo… That was some moderate violence there! But since this is live, we can’t censor it. Damn, that blood spill.
(Fred is swept away with a unknown janitor who whistles away.)
TV Announcer #1: ….well, next up is SpongeBob SquarePants!
Fish: Oooo….who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob: I do. And this is Basket Sponge so get the heck out of here. (misses most of his first shots)
TV Announcer #2: Ooo...tough luck for SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: (regains his confidence and starts shooting all of his shots, including moneyballs.)
Mr. Krabs: MONEY balls?
LeBron: No, they count 2 times more than the regular ones.
Mr. Krabs: Aww…
TV Announcer #1: Also, an exquisite performance by SpongeBob, however he only got 14/20.
Announcer: It’s time for….the Slam Dunk Contest!
TV Announcer #2: First up is Sam Star from the Daisy Town Dandelions!
TV Announcer #1: She doesn’t look like a daisy---
Sam: (runs to the TV Announcer and throws him out of the arena.)
POBA Official #1: Shall we sue her?
POBA Official #2: Meh, after the games. We don’t want to spoil this All-Star Saturday.
Sam: (on her first dunk, she makes it but breaks the ring. And the backboard. And the post.)
TV Announcer #2: Make it or break it? Hahaha.
French Narrator: Two hours later.
TV Announcer #2: It’s time for Michael Clownfish from the Toon Tomahawks!
Michael: [he attempts his first dunk but misses due to his height limitations...that he suddenly realized. Then he asks the team to put a trampoline in the middle of the freethrow line. Thus he jumps on it and makes the dunk.]
TV Announcer #2: Woah! 8/10/9 from the judges! It’s time for Lexi Flynn from the Bikini Bottom Bulldogs!
Lexi: [In a Bulldogs mascot costume, jumps over LeBron and does a 360, between the legs dunk.]
TV Announcer #2: OOOHHHH! WHAT AN AMAZING DUNK!
Crowd: [cheers, applauds, chants, and whistles]
Announcer: And the judges score, 10/10/10! The Bulldogs are the overall champion!
Adam: VENICE!
Venice: (passionately kisses Adam again until they both fall on the floor)
Sandals: I think the moral of the story is...STOP TRUSTING COMMERCIALS!
SpongeBob: …..
LeBron: We did it guys! Great dunk, Lexi!
Lexi: Bulldogs on three!
Whole Team: 1, 2, 3, Bulldogs!