SpongeBob Says Fuck the Police

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SpongeBob Says Fuck the Police
Created by	LittlePrettyFlower
Genre	Soap opera Drama
No. of seasons	1
No. of episodes	15
Directed by	LittlePrettyFlower
Production company	Ow, My F**king D*ck! productions
Original run	June 4, 2020 – present

SpongeBob Says Fuck the Police is an animated soap opera about two gay lovers who sail the seven seas in search of marvelous booty.... without realizing, that they had EACH OTHER'S marvelous booties the entire time...

It premiered on June 4, 2020 on Nickelodeon. The series will be moving to the upcoming streaming service D!ck P!x in the Fall of 2020.

Plot

The first season of the series mainly consists of misadventures at the Krusty Krab, however, future seasons will expand beyond the Krusty Krab.

Production

The series would enter production in early 2020, after an agreement between the Mafia and the Satan Worshippers Alliance that the profits from the series would help fund the Mexican Drug Cartel.

However, in mid-2020, all operations on the series were ceased after an FBI raid on the production company producing the series in the United States location. Surviving members of the production company, Adam Sandler and LittlePrettyFlower, had to hightail it to Thailand to establish new headquarters to continue producing the series.

Characters

Main characters

• SpongeBob SquarePants
• Mr. Krabs
• Squidward Tentacles
• Patrick Star

Supporting characters

• Belle Delphine
• Sandy Cheeks
• Karen the Customer Wife

Episodes

Overview

Season		Episodes	Broadcast
			Season premiere	Season finale
	1	15	June 4, 2020	January 18, 2021
	2	TBA	TBA	TBA

Season 1 (2020–2021)

Title Card	No. in series	No. in season	Title	Writer	Airdate
	1	1	"SpongeKnob SquareNuts"	LittlePrettyFlower	June 4, 2020
	SpongeBob and the Gang discover a porno hidden behind the toilets in the restroom, so they organize a special movie night at the Krusty Krab to celebrate the occasion. However, SpongeBob LOSES the porno minutes before premiere! Will the porno remain lost forever?
	2	2	"Karen, the Kustomer Wife"	LittlePrettyFlower	June 11, 2020
	Squidward is stuck with a Karen who refuses to leave until she speaks to the manager.
	3	3	"One Man's Trash Is Another Man's Civilization"	LittlePrettyFlower	June 18, 2020
	SpongeBob discovers an entire civilization living within the Krusty Krab dumpster.
	4	4	"SquidLivesMatter"	LittlePrettyFlower	June 25, 2020
	A discussion on police brutality against squids turns into a heated political dilemma.
	5	5	"The Kinky Krab"	LittlePrettyFlower	July 2, 2020
	To drive up the popularity of the Krusty Krab's new 24-hour business model, Mr. Krabs creates a new "Kinky Krab" event for the late hours, which includes live strippers, Krusty Beers and The Krusty Krack Table. SpongeBob, feeling religious outrage against the changes, bands together with his local Church to make the Kinky Krab's practices illegal.
	6	6	"Simpward"	LittlePrettyFlower	July 9, 2020
	When popular e-girl Belle Delphine enters the Krusty Krab for a meal, Squidward does his best to make her visit a special one. Guest stars: Belle Delphine as herself
	7	7	"The Nudist Krab"	LittlePrettyFlower	July 16, 2020
	On a particularly hot summer day at the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs announces that it will be a special nudist day at the establishment to help cool off. There's only one problem... Squidward has a shrimp dick and now everyone will know!
	8	8	"Yes Sponge"	LittlePrettyFlower	July 23, 2020
	When a life coach visits the Krusty Krab to present a seminar on saying "yes" to every opportunity that comes in life, SpongeBob is unable to say "no" to anything, which is good news for Plankton and bad news for Mr. Krabs. Note: this episode is loosely based on the 2008 film Yes Man.
	9-10	9-10	"Krab to the Future"	LittlePrettyFlower	July 30, 2020
	Mr. Krabs invents a time machine so he can go back in time and steal the world's most successful ad campaigns. Meanwhile, Squidward has found himself in the awkward situation of accidentally sleeping with his mother in the past.
	11	11	"Patrick's Coupon / Sandy's Nutmare"	LittlePrettyFlower	October 3, 2020
	11A: Patrick comes in with a clearly expired coupon but refuses to admit he's wrong. 11B: Sandy has extremely weird dreams after eating a Krabby Patty. Note: Sandy's Nutmare is the first episode where Mr. Krabs and Squidward are absent.
	12	12	"Krab Friday"	LittlePrettyFlower	November 26, 2020
	On Black Friday at the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs turns the Krusty Krab into a gift shop with "half off" items. Meanwhile, Squidward learns the true meaning of Black Pride.
	13	13	"The Best Christmas Ever!"	LittlePrettyFlower	December 17, 2020
	TBA
	14	14	"Frosty the Sandman"	LittlePrettyFlower	January 4, 2021
	When Patrick fucks the yellow sand, a Sandman is brought to life and starts dry humping whoever and whatever it comes across. Meanwhile, Squidward works up the courage to propose to Belle Delphine.
	15	15	"Out of Business"	LittlePrettyFlower	January 18, 2021
	Mr. Krabs shitty business practices have finally caught up with him as the health and safety department terminates his business on several counts of health code and safety violations. With SpongeBob and Squidward out of a job they have to begin working at the Chum Bucket.

Season 2 (2021)

Title Card	No. in series	No. in season	Title	Writer	Airdate
	16	1	"It's Gonna Be HUGE!"	LittlePrettyFlower	TBA
	TBA
	17	2	"Patricia Returns"	LittlePrettyFlower	TBA
	TBA
	18	3	"The Krusty Krab on Wheels"	LittlePrettyFlower	TBA
	TBA
	19	4	"Squidward Marries a Horny Milf in Your Area"	LittlePrettyFlower	TBA
	TBA
	20	5	"Pearl's Got Krabs"	LittlePrettyFlower	TBA
	TBA
	21	6	"Animated Atrocities - Pearl's Got Krabs (SpongeBob Says Fuck the Police)"	LittlePrettyFlower	TBA
	TBA
	22	7	"Squirrel Meat!"	LittlePrettyFlower	TBA
	TBA
	23	8	"SpongeBob Dies"	LittlePrettyFlower	TBA
	TBA
	24	9	"Krusty Motel"	LittlePrettyFlower	TBA
	TBA
	25	10	"Squidward's Surgery"	LittlePrettyFlower	TBA
	TBA
	TBA	TBA	"Squidward Renews His N-word Pass"	LittlePrettyFlower	TBA
	TBA