Squidward Q. Tentacles

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Squidward Quincy Tentacles
Gender	Male
Age	48
Color	Cyan, Turquoise
Nationality	Marshallese
Hometown	Bikini Bottom
Born	October 9, 1972
Professional Information
Profession	Working at the Krusty Krab (1999-Present)
Friends and Family
Parents	Mrs. Tentacles Jeff Tentacles
Creator	Stephen Hillenburg
Siblings	Trina Tentacles
Grandparents	Grandpa Tentacles Grandma Tentacles
Children	Maxwell Tentacles Squidward Jr.
Spouse(s)	Squilvia
Pet(s)	Snellie (used to be)
{{{other_1}}}	Other Names- Squid or Squidy (all shows) The Snow King (More Chapters) Mr.Squidward (by Mr.Krabs)Tentacles
Behind the Scenes

Squidward Quincy Tentacles is an anthropomorphic octopus who lives next door to SpongeBob and Patrick. He is the third tritagonist of the SpongeBob SquarePants series. He is also one of the main characters in Patrick's New Life. He still lives with SpongeBob now, but they don't show him very often anymore on the main SpongeBob SquarePants show because he is the star of some other shows, such as Squid vs. Squid and Squidward Chat. He has a love crush on Squidney Weely. He is a former pro wrestler in a company called WWC. He got the style of WWE wrestler William Regal. He is the King of the Ring 2009 winner. He was inducted into the Hall of Fame in 2015. In SpongeBob n' Stuff's Temmie n' Stuff sub-series, he is the royal butler in Temopolis to King Tem, Queen Tem and Temmie.

In SpongeBob Boom, he is one of the main characters.

In No Malarkey in Bikini Bottom, he is a supporter and donor of the Bernie Sanders campaign.

Role

Squidward serves as the third main character of both series, the real one, and almost every fanon one. He appeared in many episodes since the show started, but had very few appearances in the last two seasons. This is commonly tied to him leaving for his new spin-off series,The Squidward Show. He has moved on to star in Squid Vs. Squid and Awkward, Octopus for a slightly younger audience. He came back to the show SpongeBob SquarePants because Patrick and SpongeBob got less annoying. Squidward plays Clarinet. Squidward was created in 1999 when he was 26 years old. In the episode Up and Down, he got blocked out after messing up the national anthem at Bikini Bottom Stadium.

Education

Octoville Preschool
Octoville Elementary (Kindergarten) - 2 quarters
Bikini Bottom Elementary (Rest of Kindergarten, Grades 1-5)
Bikini Bottom Jr. High (Grades 6-8)
South Westmore High School (Grade 9)
Bikini Bottom High (Grades 10-12) (All grades in Bikini Bottom High)
Music Arts Academy
Bikini Bottom University

Trivia

Squidward imagines that in the future all of Bikini Bottom will be squids, and spend most of their time honoring him.
Prior to season 7, even though he still has been seen to be dreaming about fame in Season 8.
Squidward is right-handed, as seen in Artist Unknown, where he tries to draw a circle.
In "Restraining SpongeBob," it is stated that Squidward is allergic to seaberries.
He is a contestant in SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show.
Running Gag: Squidward makes a joke but no one laughs and crickets start chirping.
Squidward died at the end of "Multi-Plankton", but he was brought back to life by Sandy in Squid's Back.
Squidward turned into a Nose in the events of SpongeBoobblalaBoBbadanaBloda Pants
Squidward was drafted by the New England Seagulls (then Seatown Strikers) in the 1998 POBA Draft. He played 3 years before calling it quits. He came out of retirement to play for LeBron on the Bikini Bottom Bulldogs.

Leaving the Show

Prior to the events of Season 8 and Season 9, Squidward left Bikini Bottom to get away from his annoying neighbors and to finally live his dreams. He now stars as the main character in his spin-off series, The Squidward Show. An upcoming fan episode called Squidless in Bikini Bottom features the other main characters struggling to accept his absence, with SpongeBob and Patrick trying to look for a replacement for Squidward. Luckily, he came back one day because SpongeBob and Patrick got less annoying and wherever Squidward stayed, his neighbors were way more annoying than SpongeBob and Patrick. He went to the east. He became the leader of the eastern bottom and save the nation from attack Mongol and tartar.

Squidward's return

At the last episode of Season 9, Squidward returns to Bikini Bottom. And comes back to find Bikini Bottom in the distance future and is now renamed Bikini Blossom and Hamilton characters live there too.

Family tree

Mrs. Tentacles (mother)
Jeff Tentacles (father)
Jolyne Tentacles (paternal grandmother)
Perry Tentacles, Sr. (paternal grandfather)
Hopalong Tentacles (great-great-grandfather)
Perry Tentacles, Jr. (uncle)
Squirina Cephalo (aunt)
Octopy Cephalo (uncle by marriage)
Squeeze Tentacles (cousin)
Squidmund Cephalo (cousin)
Squidly Tentacles (ancestor, presumed 7th great-grandfather)
Squog (ancestor)
Squidasaur Rex (ancestor)
Squidaroony Tentacles (3rd great-grandfather)
Remy Tentacles (4th great-grandfather)
Jess Fancyson (great-great-grandaunt)
Squilliam Fancyson (5th cousin)
Jackward Tentacles (1st cousin)
Wendy Tentacles (Aunt)
Joe Tentacles (Uncle)

Friends/Enemies

Friends:

SpongeBob (sometimes)
Patrick (sometimes)
Mr. Krabs
Sandy
Danny (sometimes)
Sam (sometimes)
Tucker (sometimes)
Plankton (sometimes)

Enemies:

SpongeBob (usually)
Patrick (usually)
Squilliam Fancyson
Plankton
Mr. Krabs (usually)
Gary
Danny (usually)
Sam (usually)
Tucker (usually)

Fanon appearances

SpongeBob Takes a Nap
SpongeToons
The Sponge Show
Basket Sponge
Rags to Riches
Deep Down Low
SpongeBob SquarePants (The Roblox Series)
Sponge & Invader
SpongeBoobblalaBoBbadanaBloda Pants
Cult of Squid
The Amazing World of Squidward (main character)
The Mr. Krabs and Patrick Show (secondary character)
We Don't Need Your Kind Here
Sponge-Revue (TSRC)
No Malarkey in Bikini Bottom

Quotes

"This is pretty easy."
"SpongeBob, Patrick, do you mind?!"
"He Is An Secret."
"SpongeBob, Patrick, Can you keep it down?!"
"(siren) REEEEEEOWWWWWWWW!"
"SPONGEBOB, PATRICK, CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN?!!?!?!?!"

"Gurg! (BANG!) GUrgl"
"This is idiotic"
"Too bad that didn't kill me."
"(Patrick) Hey, Squidward. (Squidward) No!"
"You?"
"No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument."
"Goodnight Bikini Bottom! I love you!"
"I hate all of you."
"Good Morning SpongeBob. 'Honk'."
Oh, Please.
(Principal Cinch: Pearl Krabs's not here to save you, Squidward.) She'll be sad if she misses the smack down. (Principal Cinch: But she can grieve the death of her best friend.)