Squilliam Fancyson


Unnamed Mom, Squilliam Fancyson II, Unnamed Brother, Unnamed Sister, Unnamed Grandma, Squilliam Fancyson I
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Squilliam Fancyson is a recurring character from the popular television show, SpongeBob SquarePants. He  brags about himself and is very rich and snotty.  He is 39 years old.  He wants everyone to know who he is and that he has a hot tub in his elevator. In Infected, Squilliam kills himself because he was getting infected. So, he kills himself, and returns on Top Secret: Part 2 where his body was found.

In No Malarkey in Bikini Bottom, Fancyson launches a presidential bid, competing in the Democratic primaries. However, he soon drops out and endorses Joe Biden on the advice of his longtime friend Barack Obama.


Appearances in Fan Series


Sonic and SpongeBob Generations, as a boss.


  • According to Sandy, a nutomic bomb explosion temporarily disrupted Squilliam's brain waves.
  • His name is a play on the word "squid" and the name "William"Dwui
  • He has a  grandfather named Squilliam Fancyson I.
  • He had his own statue because he cleaned hole Bikini Bottom for only 7 days. Later SpongeBob destroyed it.
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