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| Series | Life in Bikini Bottom |
| Season | 2 |
| Episode | 12 |
| Airdate | August 2, 2019 |
| Story by | DanzxvFan8275 |
| Written by | DanzxvFan8275 Locknloaded23 |
| Directed by | DanzxvFan8275 |
| Animation director(s) | DanzxvFan8275 |
| Title card by | CrazySponge |
| Previous Episode | "Let's See Them Tupacs!" |
| Next Episode | "Fatprick's Shit Job" |
"Stop Jacking Off in Class" is a Season 2 episode of Life in Bikini Bottom, and the 24th overall.
Characters[]
- SpongeCock SquarePants (cameo)
- Fatprick Star (cameo)
- Fricky SquarePants
- XXXTentacion (cameo)
- Scotty Kraps
- Match (debut)
- Travis Penile (debut; cameo)
- Bikini Bottom Elementary Principal (debut)
- Teacher (debut)
- Tyce (mentioned)
Synopsis[]
Fricky and Scotty’s friend, Match, can’t stop masturbating in class, so they must find a way to stop his addiction.
Transcript[]
The episode begins by Fricky sleeping and having a wet dream. However, just before it ends, his phone alarm goes off with “infinity (888)” by XXXTentacion. “Goddamn it, Jah. Although this IS some good shit…” Fricky cleans himself up and heads downstairs to get ready for school where he is met by SpongeCock and X.
“Ayy, cold fit, bruh” X says. Zooms in on Fricky’s outfit for the day - a Champion shirt layered by an Air Jordan jacket, some PacSun skinny jeans, and Air Jordan 11 Space Jams. “Damn right!” Fatprick starts storming down the steps and goes into sicko mode. “SCUFF HIS JORDANS!” He starts stomping on Fricky’s Js, but his hunger for ice cream cake catches up to him. “I’ll stop scuffing your obvious fakes if you get me some ice cream cake. And a porta potty.” “Bruh they’re not fake. Got them thangs off CockX.” “Oh okay. As long as you don’t get them off of SCROTE.” “Whatever. I’m finna go to school.” X stops him as he walks out the door. “Wait, yuh! Did you download my new song?” Fricky sighs. “I don’t have Crapple Music because my dad’s a broke bitch.” “Hey I’m not broke! Fatprick keeps stealing my money to buy new toilets!” “Yeah,” Fatprick screams, “I needed to sacrifice them for World War III!” Fricky and SpongeCock share a deadpan expression. “I’m out,” Fricky proclaims.
Fricky starts walking to school as he stops by Scotty’s house (Scotty is that retard nephew of Kraps. I know you guys don’t remember. Now stop being damn fools and remember your facts). “Yo Scott! What’s going down in school today?” Scotty looks over. “Well apparently the school itself. Look.” Fricky looks over in shock as the school got nuked by a random ship overhead.
“That’s for raiding our base, bitches!” a voice from the ship screams.
“Yay!” Fricky exclaims, but Scotty is in confusion. “Why ‘yay?’ The school just got nuked!” “Because, dumbass, now we don’t have to go!” “Oh. YAY!” However, a large human-like animal who is the principal grabs the two and holds them up to his head. “Ah, so you two thought it was cool to be late to school, ey?” “That’s impossible! The school just got nuked!” Fricky says. “No. That was the pretend school for our next play, “Fatshit!” “Oh, so you’re making a play about that case! Nice,” Scotty says. “Yeah, but do you know what isn’t nice… for you, at least?” You two have detention afterschool today.” “Ey, that’s not fair,” Fricky says. “It’s our first offense!” “Actually, son, your first offense is showing up to my school with those fake ass Js.” He then points to Fricky’s Space Jams. “THEY’RE NOT FAKE! THEY WERE AUTHENTICATED BY COCKX!” The principal then turns to Scotty. “And you, Kraps, brought the school’s average GPA down in the negatives last year.” “We don’t have a GPA! We’re in a fucking elementary school!” “Oh, right. Anyway, Room A16. 5 minutes after the final bell. Don’t be late.” He then walks away as Fricky and Scotty share a scared look.
Our whole universe was in a G and PG state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago was inappropriate, wait
Fatprick shit a stool, Shitward began to drool
They invented crap that rules
We built a great, great wall (we started cursing)
Shit, titties bursting, unraveling the coercing
This is Life in Bikini Bottom! PG-13!
Scene cuts to Fricky and Scotty walking through the halls at school to their first class. “Bruh, I can’t believe that bitch gave us detention. Now I’m only gonna have 6 hours to beat my meat after school!” Scotty shakes his head. “Nah dude. Just do what Match does. Man chokes his chicken during class. At least 5 times a day.” “Fapping in class? THAT’S DISGUSTING! Just wait until you get home! Or do it in the bathroom!” “I know right? What a we- Oh, hey Match.” Match walks right next to the two. “Hey guys.” “You’re not gonna do that.. you know… thing, today, right bud?” Fricky asks. “What are you talking about?” Match says, confused. “Umm… well… uh bye Match!” Scotty and Fricky take off.
The two are now in their English class. Fricky is reading The Hunger Games like the rest of the class, but Scotty is reading a book titled “The Caring & Keeping of You.” Scotty looks through the book and has a deadpan expression. “Uh, Fricky? Where was the part about Katniss volunteering in the games? I must’ve skipped over that part.” “Oh, it was-“ Fricky stops as he looks up. “Scotty that’s not the right book.” “Oh. I don’t know, actually. I think we need to start checking our nether regions for stuff now.” “Scotty, what the hell are you talking about?” “Nevermind. You do NOT want to know.”
The two put their book away as they are listening to the teacher’s instructions. Fricky, however, whispers something in Scotty’s ear. “Do you think Match actually whips it out in class?” “Hm… I don’t know dude.” “Then who did you hear it from?” “Travis Penile!” The camera pans over to a guy named Travis with long hair, wearing an Alvin and the Chipmunks sweatshirt. “Stop jacking off in class, class masturbator.” The teacher stops to look over at Travis. “Well, what seems to be the issue, Mr. Pineapple?” “It’s Penile! And Match keeps stroking his di-” “I have not seen anything of the sort. So shut up and read! Tyce just called your name for popcorn reading!”
Scotty and Fricky are still looking over at Match. “There’s something weird about that kid,” Scotty says. “Yeah. Definitely.” The camera pans on Match, who, checking his surroundings, starts unbuttoning his pants as it quickly cuts to Travis reading. As he finished his part, says “Popcorn, Match.” He starts laughing maniacally as Match starts moaning while yanking his crank, with everyone looking over in disgust. “OH MY GOD! GET YOUR MILLIMETER PETER OUT OF HERE!” Fricky yells as he shields his eyes with his book. Match is climaxing as he still doesn’t realize that everyone saw him. He finally finishes, as he’s laying there in satisfaction. However, the teacher lets out a “Good heavens! I haven’t seen a dick that small since Vietnam!” She then faints and lays unconsciously on the floor. Fricky and Scotty look at each other. “Yay! The teacher’s dead!” However, the principal walks in and sees the teacher on the ground. “WHAT THE HELL! What happened!” Travis stands up on his desk. “Match over there was masturbating in class in front of schoolchildren and the teacher, and when the teacher saw, she fainted.” The principal checks her pulse and shouts “Holy shit, she’s dead! Oh my god, Match! She’s been teaching here for 50 years! How could you scar her and all of these innocent children! Stop jacking off in class!” The whole class starts to chant “stop jacking off in class” as the principal stands there. “Well Match, I hope your orgasm was well worth the two hours of detention you will be serving this afternoon! A16! 5 minutes after the final bell! Don’t be late!” The principal starts crying and running out of the room as he screams “I NEED BLEACH!”
“SHUT THE FUCK UP! I DON’T JACK OFF IN CLASS! THAT JOKE IS OFFENSIVE,” Match shouts. Travis, however, behind him, says “Do you know what else is offensive? You whipping your penis out in front of school children.” “Ugh…” Match says in defeat.
The episode cuts to Fricky and Scotty at lunch, where them and a few obvious stoners and thugs are sitting at the table. They notice Match walking by, and he is clearly paranoid and still has a damp spot on his khakis. “Yo, Match!” Fricky calls him over to sit with him. “No! You’ll just make fun of me for fapping in class!” “Nothing we haven’t seen before, Match.” Scotty interjects. “Wait, I thought we just learned about that today?” “Shut up, it’s LIBB, no one cares about continuity.” “Oh, right.” Match sits down with the two as Fricky starts to speak. “Look, Match. We all get the urge to whack our shit. BUT IN CLASS? THIS IS JUST PERV-“ Scotty goes and covers Fricky’s mouth. “Look let me handle this.” Scotty places his claw on Match’s shoulder. “Match, we don’t want you to screw up your future or shit. Kind of like how we don’t want Dan to screw up his Fandom future by writing and releasing this episode, because good lord, this violates fucking EVERYTHING in the ToU. But anyway, back to my point.”
5 extremely boring minutes later….
“And that’s why we’re going to help you.” Match has his head on the table. “Wait, what?” he suddenly bursts out. Fricky facepalms. “You didn’t listen to anything Scotty just said, did you?” “No, no in fact I didn’t. But now I have an extreme urge to rub it to some furry porn!” Fricky slaps Match in the face. “This is exactly what we’re talking about! Look, you have detention today, right?” “Yeah.” “Great, so do we.” “Oh, so you jacked off in class too?” “No… you’re literally the only kid in this entire school who thinks it’s okay to do that. But before we keep putting more useless filler, we’re going to teach you some stuff throughout the day. Then, detention will be the big test.” Match thinks about it but soon nods his head. “Alright. I think 2,867 times is enough.” “Wait, you did it that many times? Then how did you only get detention?” “Man, the teachers never believe the students when I do it. Scot-free every time.” Scotty and Fricky are seen staring through Match. “Yeah, I lost my appetite.” “Me too,” Scotty agrees.
The scene cuts to the trio in their next class. They’re in groups of three for a project, so they chose to be in the same group. Match makes random facial expressions and almost sticks his hand down his pants before Fricky slaps it. “Ow!” He yells, but Fricky yells too. “EW! I can’t believe I touched that! That’s been in places I never want to come close too! Oh, I mean, sorry Match, but you gotta resist the urge.” Match shrugs. “How are you guys able to resist it?” “Maybe because we’re normal peo-“ Scotty interrupts as he decides it’s better if he steps in. “Well, as British Fish Productions says, now’s the time to focus on your studies, not your boner. We get plenty of school work, just do that.” “Focus on my work? But that’s hard! Almost as hard as my cock!” All three of them blankly stare at the camera and Fricky states “I mean this episode is already breaking the ToU, might as well keep piling on the insanely inappropriate stuff.” Scotty looks back at Match. “So, you got that— Wait… Match? Where did-“ “Over there,” Scotty says. Cuts to Match in the corner stroking his rooster. Fricky and Scotty yell in unison “STOP JACKING OFF IN CLASS!” “Shut up! I don’t jack off in class!” Match fires back.
Throughout the day, they give each Match tips in each class, but he seems like a lost cause at first. However, as the day goes by, he goes longer and longer without jacking off. This leads to them into the last period, where the class is almost over. “Match, what did you get for the last question?,” Fricky asks. “I don’t know. I think it could be 9.” Scotty answers too. “-69.” “Shut up retard. Anyway, Match I think you- no, actually no. You gotta use PEMDAS. You gotta multiply the 3 and the 3 first, then add the 2. I think it’s 11.” Match looks closely. “Hey, you’re right.” Scotty looks up and realizes something. “Holy shit, Match, you must’ve gone like an hour without slapping your stuff. You’re focusing on the more important stuff!” “Yeah!” Match says. “I feel so much better fighting the temptation. Just a few minutes and we’ll be gone! Then I’ll jack off at home like a normal person!” Fricky has a deadpan expression and sounds like he has bad news. “Okay, one, isn’t three times enough for a day? Also two, we still have two hours of detention to serve. Another two hours of you having to go without fapping.” “Oh. Then I can do it tomorrow?” “Uh, no. This is supposed to be permanent. Today was your last time doing it at school.” Wait, what?” “Yeah, you thought we were just stopping you for the day? This is for your future, bud. Stop jacking off in class.” The scene ends with the shot of a forlorn Match as the scene ends.
New scene where Scotty, Fricky and Match are in detention. Scotty and Fricky are doing their homework while Match is sitting there with his legs crossed and a worried look on his face. Come on, you can do this. No I can’t! I must whack my stick! “God dammit, detention is so boring!" Fricky says out loud, and Match says "I agree." "Well, at least you controlled your disgusting habit of jacking off in class," says Fricky. "I really have to do it now!" screams Match. Fricky replies "NONO! WAIT UNTIL YOU GET HOME!" "I CAN’T RESIST THE URGE!" screams Match as he hesitates sticking his hands in his pants and shaking his dick. "Match I SWEAR DONT YOU DO IT" yells Fricky. "BUT I MUST OR I'LL DIE!" Match screams. "Match NO-" yells Scotty, but it's too late, as Match already has his hand on his dick and is swinging it around. “YEAH THAT’S SOME GOOD FURRY PORN” he screams as he starts moaning “OH YEAH BABY RUB IT AGAINST THE DESK.” He then orgasms and creams his pants. The principal notices and faints out of disgust, and the other kids in detention run out of the room in terror, and Fricky and Scotty both scream "STOP JACKING OFF IN DETENTION!" repeatedly as the episode ends.