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I hate my child. is a spin-off made by CartoonGuy277 that started on October 20, 2020. It is co-owned by Zoltan40.
History[]
The series was first conceived by CartoonGuy on September 20, 2020, when Zoltan did a bit about being Bot's father. The series released its first episode a month later written by them, along with JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway and Cheese sauce fan 2007. DanzxvFan8275 also contributed a few lines in the next 3 episodes, while PrimitiveSponge129 was a guest writer in My child is an immigrant.. The episode started a 3 episode long story of Zoltan's fathers pleading for his forgiveness. After season 1, most of the writers either left or were fired, and season 2 was mostly written only by the duo. In late February of 2023, Zoltan did a social experiment, where he released shorts written by ChatGPT, and disguised them as normal shorts. Zoltan became co-owner on June 12, 2023. The final episode of season 2 released on October 20, 2023 on the third anniversary of the series kinda. On January 6, 2024, a third season was announced. thatjess became writer after Zig-Zag Inc. acquired PI
Plot[]
The series takes place after the events of Full Server, where a middle aged Zoltan is the father of a teenage Bot. In the series it is shown that whilts on the surface Zoltan appears to hate his child, in reality it is clear that it is only a side effect of the break up with his ex-husband EB combined with his alcoholism, and he doesn't actually hate her for anything she did. The two live with their immortal dog, Crazy and their talking war veteran cactus, Cactus. They are also neighbours with Aaron, who enjoys listening to music and Golf, who hates music and might be insane. They also have a cat named Prim who likes Lasagna. Bot also goes to a school where the teacher is a pedophile. Through the series there are also recurring characters like Zoltan's fathers, French Guy and Mike, his brother Tan, Bot's classmates, Liz and Travis, and Zoltan's old pal, CartoonGuy. The series also takes place in the Zoltan-Verse.
Theme song[]
Writers[]
- CartoonGuy277
- Zoltan40
- Cheese sauce fan 2007 (season 1)
- JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway (season 1)
- DanzxvFan8275 (season 1)
- Purple133 (season 3)
- thatjesss (Season 3)
Guest Writers[]
- PrimitiveSponge129 (My child is an immigrant., My child is Canadian.)
- ChatGPT (shorts)
- TroublesomeMecha (Suspicion.)
Networks[]
Characters[]
Main[]
- Zoltan: Bot's father. He hates his child.
- Bot: Zoltan's teenage child. She pirates things.
- Crazy: the pet dog of the Auger household who dies sometimes.
- Cactus: a talking cactus in the Auger household who has seen the worst of humanity.
- Aaron: the Augers' neighbor living with Golf. He likes music.
- Golf: the Augers' neighbor living with Aaron. He hates music.
- Prim: Golf and Aaron's cat. He likes lasagna.
Recurring[]
- Paul Renaud: Bot's high-school teacher. He likes children.
- French Guy: Zoltan's French father who wants him to forgive him.
- Mike Source: Zoltan's German father who lives with French Guy.
- Tan: Zoltan's brother who is a pilot and takes Zoltan and his family to various places.
- Travis: one of Bot's classmates.
- Liz: Bot's other classmate that's there just to make that old joke you all know.
- EB: Zoltan's ex-husband whom Zoltan misses.
- NotJoe: Funny lawyer.
- CartoonGuy: member of the Italian mafia.
- SpingebillDude100: violent gang leader.
Episodes[]
Season 1 (2020-2022)[]
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"My child is a failure." | CartoonGuy277, Zoltan40, Cheese sauce fan 2007, JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway | October 20, 2020 | |
| After Mr. Renaud gives his class a test for the next day, Bot asks various people for advice on studying. Meanwhile, a record store opens downtown, and Golf gets furious about it.
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"My child is missing." | CartoonGuy277, Zoltan40, JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway, DanzxvFan8275 | February 18, 2021 | |
| After Bot overhears Aaron telling Golf about how he bought a mattress from a forest, she decides to go explore the forest with Travis, Liz, and Zoltan. Meanwhile, Aaron trying to convince Golf that the mattress is not the enemy of the people backfires.
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"My child is a criminal." | CartoonGuy277, Zoltan40, JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway, DanzxvFan8275 | February 28, 2021 | |
| After Golf catches Bot committing a horrendous criminal act, he reports it to the police, who take Bot to prison.
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"My child is an immigrant." | CartoonGuy277, Cheese sauce fan 2007, JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway, DanzxvFan8275, PrimitiveSponge129 | June 29, 2021 | |
| Tan visits the Auger household and takes them to a shitty trip to France with his new plane. Golf is left in charge of cleaning the household while they're away, but he doesn't quite do it, leading to paedophilic shenanigans.
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"My child doesn't exist." | CartoonGuy277, JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway, Zoltan40 | February 13, 2022 | |
| Zoltan's fathers visit the family, and try to get Zoltan to forgive them. Golf and gang also help them. | ||||
Season 2 (2023)[]
| Title Card | # | Title | Writer(s) | Airdate
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"My child listens to Weezer." | CartoonGuy277, Zoltan40 | February 24, 2023 | |
| CartoonGuy saves the day with fire, but someone lends the bad guys a helping hand.
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"My child is a YouTuber." | CartoonGuy277, Zoltan40 | May 20, 2023 | |
| Zoltan makes a YouTube channel with Bot for money, but Golf sues them with the help of Aaron. | ||||
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"My child is an alcoholic." | Zoltan40 | June 3, 2023 | |
| Zoltan and Bot are sentenced to attend Alcoholics Anonymous and the duo make it a safe space for recovering alcoholics.
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"My child is illegitimate." | CartoonGuy277, Zoltan40 | June 16, 2023 | |
| Flashback episode to how EB met Zoltan and then broke up with him, as well as how Golf became so crazy.
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"My child is EB returns." | CartoonGuy277, Zoltan40 | July 31, 2023 | |
| Zoltan is visited again by EB after 20 years, so has to prove that he has changed for the better. Meanwhile, after a game of Yahtzee, Aaron tries to get Prim to be less aggressive.
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"My child is Canadian." | CartoonGuy277, Zoltan40, PrimitiveSponge129 | August 26, 2023 | |
| During a heatwave, Zoltan and Bot travel to Canada with Prim, but they meet some old foes on their trip. Meanwhile, Golf and Aaron go to Antarctica.
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"My child is a time traveler." | CartoonGuy277, Zoltan40 | October 20, 2023 | |
| Crazy finally enacts his secret plan to become ruler of the universe: he sends Zoltan into an alternate universe where he has to fix his past mistakes in order to save the entire universe. | ||||
Season 3 (2024-2025)[]
A third and final season with 6 episodes was announced on January 6, 2024.
| Title Card | # | Title | Writer(s) | Airdate
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"My child goes to university." | CartoonGuy277, Zoltan40, thatjess, Purple133 | April 20, 2024 | |
| While Bot goes to university, Zoltan becomes a dentist and Golf goes to therapy.
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"My child is a murderer." | CartoonGuy277, Zoltan40 | 2024 | |
| Zoltan joins the mafia to save himself. Meanwhile, Golf opens a lemonade stand.
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"My child plays sports." | CartoonGuy277, Zoltan40 | 2024 | |
| After EdMario visits Zoltan, everyone tries to distract themselves by playing sports.
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"My child flies a plane." | CartoonGuy277, Zoltan40 | 2024 | |
| Mike and French Guy return after hearing of Zoltan's wealth, so Zoltan gets Tan out of prison. Meanwhile, Prim goes missing.
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"My child is saved." | CartoonGuy277, Zoltan40 | 2025 | |
| Zoltan saves Bot from Renaud with the help of Golf and Cici.
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"My child is loved." | CartoonGuy277, Zoltan40 | 2025 | |
| In the series finale, Mike and French Guy get some help and try one last time to kill Zoltan and his family. Meanwhile, Golf completely goes insane and tries to get rid of all music on Earth. | ||||
Shorts[]
| Title Card | # | Title | Writer(s) | Airdate
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"Neglect." | CartoonGuy277, JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway | December 8, 2020 | |
| Prim goes on a rant about his owners.
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"Oven." | CartoonGuy277 | April 16, 2022 | |
| Prim puts a lasagna in the oven.
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"Missile." | ChatGPT | February 26, 2023 | |
| Prim plays with a toy missile.
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"Censorship." | ChatGPT | Febraury 27, 2023 | |
| Prim talks about censorship.
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"Comforting." | ChatGPT | Febraury 28, 2023 | |
| Prim comforts his owner.
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"Suspicion." | TroublesomeMecha | May 21, 2023 | |
| The gang all go on a trip to Amogusham.
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"Teaser." | Zoltan40 | September 20, 2023 | |
| Teaser for My child is a time traveler.
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"New." | Zoltan40 | January 1, 2024 | |
| The two households celebrate the new year. | ||||
Patreon Supporters[]
Reviews[]
- Infinity/2 It Hasn't Even Aired And I Like It. - TheBoy2007
- The best thing since sliced bread. - thatjess
- this show is good - PrimitiveSponge129
- This show is great! - SquidTron C
Awards[]
8th Square Logo Awards[]
- Best B+/C Rated Episode (My child is a failure.)
- Userfic of the Year
9th Square Logo Awards[]
- Writing Team of the Year
- Episode of the Year (My child is an immigrant.)
11th Square Logo Awards[]
- Userfic of the Year
- Episode of the Year (My child is a time traveler.)
- Writing Team of the Year
- Short of the Year (Teaser.)
- Hall of Fame Episode (My child is a time traveler.)
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