Zero Plot Whatsoever Season Forty-Nine

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Zero Plot Whatsoever Season Forty-Nine was executive produced by AlternativeHuman93. It has 38 episodes, 30 regular episodes and 4 special episodes.

Title Card	No.	No. in Season	Title	Writer	Air date
	1263	1	"Baka Mitai"	Purple133	May 1, 2073
	Suponjibobu wa kyūka ni ikimasuga, hidoku ushinawa remasu. Saiwai ni mo, kare wa jibun no michi o mitsukeru no o tetsudatte kureru daidōgei hito ni dekuwashimasu. Kare wa nikutai-teki ni ushinawa reta dakedenaku, seishintekini kenzende wanaikaradesu. Kare no ie ni modoru to, kare wa kazoku ni kono aratana kokoro no yasuragi o motarashimasuga, karera wa kare no kangae o kyohi shi, kare wa kodomo ni monogoto o kyōsei suru koto wa dekinai kamo shirenai koto o manabanakereba narimasen. Baka mitai.
	1264	2	"SpongeBob the Simp"	FireMatch	May 8, 2073
	SpongeBob becomes an eboy and people start simping for him, especially Pokimane.
	1265	3	"Krusty Krab R.I.P."	SuperJoeyBros9	May 15, 2073
	Profits are down 3% at the KK, so Mr. Krabs Turns the KK into a Garbage Dump. Unfortunately Carl and Mr. Potato Head destroy it, so the KK closes for the rest of the series and SpongeBob works at The Wet Noodle while Squidward pulls a Patrick and solely lives on Conch Street, Mr. Krabs is now a hobo.
	1266-1267	4-5	"The Two Stories"	FireMatch	May 29, 2073
	SpongeBob and Owlette get stuck in their attic one night when binging The Simpsons, so they tell each other stories. Story 1: Night Ninja tries to beat Ninja in a game of Fortnite. He wins, and Ninja gets so salty that he becomes a meme again. Story 2: Pony from It's Pony arrives in Bikini Bottom, and SpongeBob tries to adopt him. However, he doesn't know that Pony already has an owner.
	1268	6	"hous"	SJB9	June 6, 2073
	Shaun the Sheep accidentally drops a House on CrazySponge, so he has to hide the body. Meanwhile Mario kicks JubJub to the second dimension, where the giant monkey men now live. (Spoiler alert: JubJub saves the day)
	1269	7	"The Pickle Gumball"	FireMatch	June 13, 2073
	Gumball turns himself into a pickle and everyone acts like it's the funniest thing they've ever seen. CallMeCarson gets jealous because he's supposed to be the funniest thing ever seen, and tries to get rid of Gumball.
	1270	8	"Vorefield"	PrimitiveSponge129	June 30, 2073
	After Garfield eats all of Bikini Bottom, everyone must find the Ejection Switch located near Garfield's ass to get out.
	1271	9	"Teh Adventur!e!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"	Koopsers Joopsers	July 8, 2073
	SpongBob gose on an aventure with Patrick... tey go insied of Mr Krabs mouth. Its a crasy aventudre. Spongebob has dot find out howw to get oug of Mr Krabs so tey go throgh hi body... from te lungs... to teh stomak... to teh POOOP!!!!!!!!!!!! Ho will tey get out of Krabss?.
	1272	10	"The Island Where Nobody Goes"	Daniloeverton II	July 15, 2073
	SpongeBob and his friends go to the Albonquetine Island for a vacation, and they meet with Mike Mazinsky, Lu & Og.
	1273	11	"Tom and Jerry"	Daniloeverton II	July 29, 2073
	Tom (the fish) adopts Jerry (the snail).
	1274	12	"Popeye's Junior Headache"	Daniloeverton II	August 5, 2073
	Popeye the tough sailor fish has a banjo battle with Junior the trenchbilly. However, Junior don't know when to stop, becoming more of a nuisance to the Sailor fish.
	1275-1276	13-14	"SpongeMock BusterPants"	Daniloeverton II	August 12, 2073
	Every company known to made mockbusters of good films starts doing many knockoffs of anything related to SpongeBob SquarePants, this including his TV series, movie trilogy, video games, and even fan series at SBFW! It's up to the ZPW cast to take them down and put a stop to their evil plans!
	1277	15	"Is Zelda the Green Guy?"	FireMatch	August 26, 2073
	People keep mistaking Link for Zelda, so Link has to convince everyone that his name isn't Zelda.
	1278	16	"Tom Nook is a capitalist"	SJB9	September 3, 2073
	Tom Nook takes over the world of ZPW with capitalism, so Plankton fights him anime style so he can be leader.
	1279	17	"TMNT vs Mario Bros"	Purple133	September 10, 2073
	SpongeBob teams up with the Mario Bros to save Princess Peach, but they accidentally piss off the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by killing their Goomba friend, starting a massive war between the TMNT and the Mario Bros gang.
	1280	18	"Surprise!"	NyaNyaPhone	September 17, 2073
	Someone surprises SpongeBob with a prank, and no one knows who did it... until SpongeBob investigates.
	1281	19	"Prisoner King"	NyaNyaPhone	September 30, 2073
	Owlette and Luz go to Inferno Island to rescue King from The Owl House.
	1282	20	"Homer for President"	SJB9	October 7, 2073
	Homer finds out that if you run for President, you get a unlimited supply of Duff Beer, so runs against Trump and Biden. Meanwhile Sheen sells his soul on the black market to The Flying Dutchman.
	1283-1284	21-22	"Battle of the Fanon Wikis"	FireMatch	October 14, 2073
	SpongeBob Fanon Wiki and The Loud House Fanon Wiki go head to head to see which wiki can cause more drama in a month. However, this causes both wikis to be shut down, and they both need to find a way to get restored.
	1285	23	"The Big Damn War"	SJB9	October 21, 2073
	The Piantas and the Nokis have a war on who is better and SpongeBob and Stressed Eric need to put a stop to it! Meanwhile Randy Marsh hosts another Pandemic Special.
	1286	24	"SpongeBob SquarePants Vs. The Loud House"	LuisAugusto12300	October 28, 2073
	SpongeBob wants to destroy an awful Nickelodeon cartoon "The Loud House", because Luis Augusto hates he finds The Loud House horrible and stupid. Lincoln and his sisters kidnap Luis Augusto, SpongeBob and his friends rescue Luis Augusto, and finally SpongeBob managed to kill Lincoln and the Loud sisters
	1287	25	"Fantastic 4 Knocked Up Nancy Drew"	1033Forest	November 4, 2073
	The Fantastic 4 knock up Nancy Drew.
	1288	26	"Mr. Krabs' Holiday"	LittlePrettyFlower	November 11, 2073
	Mr. Krabs gets caught up in an international conspiracy when he goes vacationing in Barack Obama's ass.
	1289	27	"CrazySponge Gets Sued"	CartoonGuy277	November 18, 2073
	After WoofWoofGam3r gets title cards of upcoming SpongeBob episodes and signs a contract to not show them to anyone, CrazySponge demands him to show him the title cards while insulting contracts, resulting in Nickelodeon suing CrazySponge.
	1290	28	"Revenge x Fallen Kingdom"	FireMatch	November 25, 2073
	TryHardNinja tries to sing these songs back to back, but his vocal cords break, and has to find a vocal cord donor. Sadly, the only person around to donate is Sheen.
	1291	29	"The Doctor's Adventure"	GraniteToast1992	December 2, 2073
	The Fifth Doctor decides to go on an adventure as he hasn't been in a Season 49 episode yet.
	1292	30	"COME!"	Koopsers Joopsers	December 9, 2073
	Some adventure but everything is the word "Come".
	1293-1294	31-32	"ON!"	Koopsers Joopsers	December 16, 2073
	When the christmas special is 9 days early, SpongeBob and the Fifth Doctor devise a plan to make the episode premiere 5 days after its premiere date, but when they travel way way way more than 5 days, and the Tardis is destroyed, SpongeBob and the Fifth Doctor must collect junk and scrap metal to rebuild their Tardis in the year of 2222, and time travel back to December 16, 2073.
	1295	33	"ON! 2"	Koopsers Joopsers	December 25, 2073
	SpongeBob and the Fifth Doctor think they have returned to December 16, 2073, when really they have traveled to December 16, 2063. They notice this, so they try to go to December 16, 2073, but it goes to 1973. This is because the Tardis has a malfunction where it cannot handle the year 2073. So they get buried in ice and snow in 1973. 100 years and 9 days later, December 25, 2073, Sheen tries to freeze himself because he hates Christmas, when he sees SpongeBob and the Fifth Doctor. He freaks out, and so he defrosts them in anger. The Fifth's doctor's tardis is very rusted, but it seems to still work. Later on in the day, SpongeBob gives birth to his kid through telekinesis, and names him Owlbob. Owlette couldn't have been any happier in her life. SpongeBob couldn't have been any more disgusted in his life. He kicks the baby. Owlette gets so mad at this, she rips SpongeBob in half, and decides to divorce SpongeBob. SpongeBob keeps the kid because Owlette wants him to suffer. The Fifth Doctor tries reparing SpongeBob, but it doesn't work.
	1296	34	"ON! 3"	Koopsers Joopsers	January 1, 2074
	SpongeBob, with duct tape around him, has to take care of his abomination child. He drop kicks it randomly, kicking it on to the Tardis. The abomination shrieks, but SpongeBob gets an idea. He goes back in time, to be specific 7 days before January 1, 2074, but forgets about the 2073 malfunction in the tardis, so he goes to the year 1923. The tardis explodes, and a paradox is formed. If in range of the paradox, one can switch dimensions. And so an alternate dimension SpongeBob goes to the dimension the ZPW SpongeBob is in. He curses 1923 Bikini Bottom from his creepiness. To stop the cursedness in 1923 Bikini Bottom, the townsfolk of 1923 Bikini Bottom bury them in the same coffin, and they hire people to patrol around the paradox, because they have bad feelings that it can corrupt Bikini Bottom, when all it does is switch people into other dimensions.
	1297	35	"DUDE!"	Koopsers Joopsers	January 8, 2074
	151 years after SpongeBob and Creep SpongeBob had been buried, many things have changed in Bikini Bottom. Susan Wojocicki is the dictator of the world, because Google 2 was successful. SpongeBob and Creep SpongeBob burst out of their coffins they had been buried in, and everybody runs away. SpongeBob then runs up to the paradox, knowing that it can change dimensions, jumps in, and the paradox explodes, wiping out the dimension Creep SpongeBob is in. SpongeBob then lands in a dimension that is a reverted version of what SpongeBob did. This is the dimension Creep SpongeBob was in, and so because of them switching dimensions, Creep SpongeBob did not curse the dimension SpongeBob currently is in. The Fifth Doctor suspects something about SpongeBob because of how nervous he acts around him, and so he spies on him.
	1298	36	"DUDE! 2"	Koopsers Joopsers	January 15, 2074
	The Fifth Doctor has had it, so he investigates SpongeBob. SpongeBob lies, and the Fifth Doctor knows that he's lying. He pressures him into telling the truth, and ends up partially beliving the lie SpongeBob said. But he still has his suspicions on him. Meanwhile, Sheen brainwashes Jimmy and Carl into doing a farty farty dance. They all rename themselves Warren and do upside down farty farty pee poo poo dances.
	1299	37	"DUDE! 3"	Koopsers Joopsers	January 22, 2074
	For an end to this 7 episode series, the Fifth Doctor learns the truth about SpongeBob's doing from travelling to 1923, where he sees Creep SpongeBob jump into the paradox. The Fifth Doctor follows him, and so he throws the Creep SpongeBob back into his respectful dimension. The Fifth Doctor, sobbing, murders SpongeBob, and goes back into his own dimension, and erases it. Now, back in the show's main dimension, history goes on as usual. 151 years pass, and we are currently at the events of ON! 3. But this time, SpongeBob doesn't get the idea of getting into the Tardis. He feels like bad things would happen, and he remembers the 2073 malfunction, so he doesn't go to the Tardis. And then Sheen rips off SpongeBob's duct tape taped around him because Sheen thinks SpongeBob has more fashion than him with that tape.
	1300	38	"1300 Episodes!"	Koopsers Joopsers	January 29, 2074
	To celebrate 1300 episodes, everybody poops their pants. Sheen then turns his hair into a helicopter, and chops up SpongeBob into 4 pieces.