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The Leaky Patty
Theleakypatty
Series SpongeBob's NEW Fanon Wiki
Season 1
Episode 3
Airdate July 15, 2019
Story by CrazySponge
Written by CrazySponge
Directed by Not Known
Title card by PolarTem

The Return of Kelpy G is the second episode of the first season of SpongeBob's NEW Fanon Wiki. It was written by CrazySponge.

Characters

A (debut) denotes that this episode is such character's debut to the show, while a (debutF) denotes that this episode is such character's debut to the franchise as a whole (they have lacked presence in both the 2016 series and the film).

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Transcript

French Narrator: Ahh, what a beautiful day. The Sun is shining, clams are singing, and there are new users on the wiki...wait, what was that last one?



(Theme Song plays)



SpongeBob: Good Morning Gary!



Gary: Meow.



SpongeBob: Time to...skip eating and go straight on the wiki!



CrazySponge: (Breaking the 4th wall) HEY! That’s what I do!



SpongeBob: Anyway...let’s see what’s new!



(SpongeBob logs into the wiki and Discord.)



SpongeBot: hey spongebob



FryCookDaBest: Heyo!



Matchy: Did you hear that several new users joined last night?



FryCookDaBest: wait wut



(It zooms out to be an episode of Wait Wut)



PolarTem: So...what do you guys think?



(We see several comments)



CrazySponge: wait wut movie when



InternetExploring: It’s ok, not the best, but, good.



DedodatedWumbo: i don’t get it



Purple133: HOW MANY DAMN TIMES ARE YOU GUYS GONNA USE THIS JOKE



PolarTem: idk



FryCookDaBest: I never knew there was a series like this. Pretty funny by you taking a real life thing and making a joke of it.



(The new users see the comment by SpongeBob, and talk about it in the Wiki chatroom.)



GenericSpongeName44: Did you guys see that!



RockSTAR89: see what



TheSplinterwasGood: THAT COMMENT!



Season10Stinks: By doing some research on this wiki, I found out that this is the REAL SPONGEBOB!



Sweetexas05: Ya think we could leak the krabby Patty?



RockSTAR89: huh?



TheSplinterwasGood: i’ve always wanted to try the krabby patty



Season10Stinks: what if people think i’m plankton tho



Sweetexas05: eh



GenericSpongeName44: But how could we leak it?!



Sweetexas05: We trick him.



RockSTAR89: what da plan



Sweetexas05: Rock, i’m 99% sure your underage.



RockSTAR89: says the person with “05” in their name



Sweetexas05: so?



RockSTAR89: as in “2005”?



Sweetexas05: i dont follow...



GenericSpongeName44: Hello?!



Sweetexas05: what



TheSplinterwasGood: WHAT’S THE PLAN



Sweetexas05: oh yeah, that



FryCookDaBest has joined the Krusty Krab



Season10Stinks: dang it, we’ll have to discuss this in a group dm on discord.



(Season10Stinks is Blasting Off Again!)



(RockSTAR89 is Blasting Off Again!)



{TheSplinterwasGood is Blasting Off Again!)



(GenericSpongeName44 is Blasting Off Again!)



(Sweetexas05 is Blasting Off Again!)



FryCookDaBest: Where did everyone go?



(Cut to that discord dm they talked about)



Sweetexas05: Ok guys, I’m wondering, if SpongeBob is on this wiki, are his friends too?



RockSTAR89: uh yee



GenericSpongeName44: I saw some edits made by them this morning.



TheSplinterwasGood: I think I saw Plankton’s account too.



Sweetexas05: Yes! He’s what we need! Season10Stinks, go ask Plankton to go help us with this.



Season10Stinks: oh boy. I’ll try my best.



(In Plankton’s DM in Discord)



Season10Stinks: hey uh, you wanna help me and some other new users leak the secret formula from SpongeBob?



Plankton: I would, but I’d be blocked. And I enjoy writing fanfics of me destroying Krabs. I don’t wanna lose that. Wish you luck!



(Back in the group DM)



Season10stinks: he can’t help us



Sweetexas05: Aw shucks.



GenericSpongeName44: Then we’ll do it ourselves!



(One day later)



BREAKING NEWS: Several new users tried to leak the secret formula from FryCookDaBest, but luckily DeodatedWumbo was able to block them just in time.



FryCookDaBest: How’d you do it Pat?



DeodatedWumbo: It was an accident.



PolarTem: Curses! Now even more people like Patrick as admin. I’ll have to make a better plan. Heh-heh.



CrazySponge: Polar! I know that you’re not real, but I missed you!



PolarTem: What-



CrazySponge: I released the episode.



Polar: Cool. Ok bye.



(end)

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