Explosive Nights

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Rated Oscar - Ages 7 and up

This article is rated Oscar.

Sworn to Secrecy presents Explosive Nights.

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SpongeBob: [attempting to kick open window] Come on! Break! [kicks window] Shatter! Bust or something!

Sandy: It's not going to work, SpongeBob. They replaced the windows with polyurethane fiber metal. It's virtually strong enough to replace a blast door.

Patrick: [picks up crate] There has to be some way out of here. [throws at crate at window] No warehouse can stop the ERGBB. [crate breaks in front of SpongeBob]

SpongeBob: [sees note fall out of crate] What's this? [picks up note] What is a note in a crate? They must be clues to the warehouse.

Patrick: Not the time to be playing with Styrofoam, SpongeBob. [throws another crate] We need to find a way to, I don't know, survive.

SpongeBob: [tucks note into coat] I'll just have to read this little pamphlet later.

SpongeBob: [walks behind a crate stack; takes out note] Now's a better time than any, I guess. [takes out note] Let's see. [reads note] "You may not have known, but we took the advantage of planting a bomb in the warehouse. What can I say? It's our job." No way!

Squidward: [sneaks around corner] I see that you have found quite the clue, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: Never sneak up on a secret agent, Squidward. [Squidward sits next to SpongeBob] But if they did in fact plant a bomb, where would they do it?

Squidward: I don't know. It's so puzzling, but there has to be some evidence somewhere. [sighs] Now I have to look for it.

SpongeBob: [throws note; note lands on back] Hey, what's this? [picks up note] It's a riddle. [reads riddle] "The bomb is in a crate where the contents are firm, yet soft, rough yet smooth, loud yet quiet, and holds things in place tight yet loosely".

Squidward: Oh, more work. [crate breaks in front of SpongeBob and Squidward]

Patrick: Come on out from back there! We're still trapped in a warehouse with a bomb. And before you ask, we're in a warehouse. Voices carry. [throws another crate]

SpongeBob: [stands up; walks toward the broken crate] Does anyone else hear that? [walks to bubble wrap] Hmm. [pushes bubble wrap out of way] The bomb! [picks up bomb]

Squidward: Why go outside? It's so hot. [lies on crate] But it's so cool in here.

SpongeBob: Cool? [looks up to see air vent] Of course! [runs to stairs; runs up stairs] I hope I can make it through the vent. [throws bomb toward open outside vent]

Patrick: [throws crate, hitting the back of the bomb, thus propelling the bomb out of the hole] Are we sure that was legal? You know. Throwing a bomb outside of a warehouse to the public?

Sandy: I don't think anyone is within a five mile radius of the place except us. Yet, since we're protected by these high-grade windows, we're safe.

Squidward: Yeah, but the walls aren't. We better take cover. Who knows what could happen at the hands of the bomb?

SpongeBob: [begins running down the stairs] Good plan. [hears bomb beeping faster] Uh oh. [leaps from stairs; lands into a stack of crates]

Patrick: Everybody duck! [pushes the team members and throws himself into a pile of crates]

[the bomb explodes, which blows away the entire warehouse; the pile of crates are still standing]

Patrick: [stands up] Is everyone okay? More importantly, is everyone still alive? [Sandy and Squidward rise] What about SpongeBob? [SpongeBob rises] You're alive?! But how?

SpongeBob: What can I say? [holds up bubble wrap] Bubble wrap really is firm yet soft. [rubs arm] Can't say the same about the crates, though.

Patrick: Yep. We're all going to be feeling this tomorrow. [rotates shoulder]