Nuremburg Redux

Kelpy G's fascist reign will forever be a stain on our wiki's history. But we can rectify this: make me administrator again. We've already made significant in dismantling Kelpy G's Nazi-esque legacy, but that's not good enough. It is not good enough to simply be non-fascist. We must be anti-fascist. As a former political prisoner under the Kelpy G regime, I am the perfect person to lead the fight against the rising tide of fascism on SBFW. Just recently, Kelpy G announced that he's running for administrator, in a desperate attempt to maintain his influence and keep SBFW in the clutches of fascism. Well, it's not going to work. This isn't the United States - this is the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki. We don't rehabilitate our war criminals, we put them in prison. That's why today I am once again requesting to be administrator.

Qualifications

• Consistently active on the wiki since 2011
• Previous experience in the bureaucrat position (December 2016 - April 2017 and September 2017 - January 2018)
• Has a proposal passing rate of 76% and also a quite tight vagina
• Former political prisoner

Promises

• To never make any changes to the policies or layout of the wiki without getting the supportive consensus of the community first
• To never "appoint" users to position - they must attain community consensus first being being granted any additional rights
• To fend off the rising tide of fascism and crush the ideology's adherents rather than appeasing and enabling them as others have
• Create an archive site meant to preserve works at risk of being purged by Fandom staff
• Ban unamendability
• Reinstate SBFWTracker, mandatory use of ranked-choice-voting for multiple-choice proposals, and the retroactivity clause in Provision #9 of the Proposal Policy
• Set up an automatic user rights review for staff members that violate SBFW policy
• Establish a SBFW Constitution
• Finally air Leader Plankton!: The Underwater Dimensional Battle

No Kelpy! No ATL! No Fascist SBFW! (talk) 07:35, May 13, 2018 (UTC)